Elephant (v.) [el-uh-fuhnt]
1. A creature mostly living in Africa and India, that are pachyderms and are characterised by long trunks, huge ears and two ivory tusks.
2. A term used to describe the unannounced disappearance of someone on a roleplay.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. (Oh how I hate parties...) I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. (Well, I'm here, aren't I?) I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. (not deaf, here, either) I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (I'm pretty sure I scared off any guys who might have liked me...) I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. (It's fun!) BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, toadflame, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name, Karm Starkiller, Dithinus, Kira Regulus Black, Inocencia, Sweet 'lil Mockingjay, Shanixx
Bold all the ones the apply to you:
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a SLUT.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I have an identical twin... we MUST dress IDENTICALLY and do EVERYTHING together
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm MORMON so I MUST think less of others
I'm MORMON so I MUST go door to door preaching the word of God
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (¬¬ really??!!!)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (¬¬!!!!)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (¬¬ REALLY???!!!)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (¬¬ WHAT??!!!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (okay, now I'm killing someone WHO WROTE THIS?!!)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm PSYCHIC so I MUST walk around offering to give readings with a crystal ball
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I'm WHITE, so I MUST not be able to dance or play the ukulele
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't...
I got bullied my whole elementary school and now, hallfway through eightgrade, I still am scared. I cry easily and I find it hard to ignore people that criticice me. yes, I may not be like the rest of you, people in the world, but at least I stand out for being myself and not caring unless it REALLY hurts.
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself. (I don't only do that, but I do it in ENGLISH!) (btw, I'm a mexican)
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. (in this one, no, it's new, but my other computer's did)
-If people think you might have A.D.D. (seriously, once in 2nd grade the teacher called my mom and told her "you should get your child to the psychologist, I think she's got ADD" xDD)
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. (I do and, again IN ENGLISH)
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. (my dad just looks at me like "O-O" everytime I do that)
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. (Yes...so unbelievably true)
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101 (I haven't, but I'm about to...)
10 random facts about me:
1- I speak to myself in english and narrate in my mind everything I do...
2- I love raw meat
3- My BFF is my total opposite
4- I'm so affraid of becoming an anorexic that I eat at the minimum sign of hunger in my belly
5- I'm 14 and sleep with a gigant stuffed raindeer named "spirit of christmas present" which nicknames are "raindog" "gigant-r-deer" and "spitir" (yes, you read right, "spitir")
6- I've roleplayed since I was 10 and my characters are pretty much the same since then.
7- I was mistaken for having ADD, but I turned out to have a higher IQ and be bored at the class REALLY!!
8- I'm the weirdo that spends lunch talking to teachers
9- I convinced (forced...) all my friends to read the Hunger Games
10- I LOVE singing, dancing, acting, reading and writing and have a talent for all of those :B
11- I'm sounding like a know-it-all aren't I?
12- I just realized there were just supposed to be 10 facts xDDDD
If at least 3 of your favourite characters have died, turned evil or left, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list along with the characters. SiriusDoctorWhoHoney329 (Sirius, Remus, Fred, Tonks, Murtagh, Lex Luthor, Riku, Spike, Atem, yeah, I'm really cursed, I'll update if I think of more), XObeautifulXdisasterXO (Charlie Pace, Adam, Will Turner, Cee, Claire Littleton, Sun, Rachel, Desmond?) Obiwanlivesforever (Padme, Shmi, Qui-Gon, Boba Fett, Beru Lars, Owen Lars, Bultar Swan, Kit Fisto, Anakin Skywalker, Boromir, Norrington, Governor Swann, probably Gillette, Edinburgh Trader dudes, Cedric, Colin, Lupin, Cypher, Warlock, Illyana (left and died), Prim, Cinna, Foxface, Madge, Maysilee, Finnick, Lavinia, Darius, Castor, Wiress, Bonnie, Twill, Boggs, Cecelia – but not Obi-Wan, ‘cause Obi-Wan lives forever) InkWeaverabc (Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Fred, Anakin, Murtagh, Will Turner, Farid (sort of left) I may think of more) TheOnlyMarauderette (Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Fred, Dobby, Brom, Murtagh - NOOO! Murtagh, how could you?- Prim, Rue, Finnick, Cinna, Qui-Gon, Padme, Silena, Beckendorf, Luke, Mr. Bliss, Tanith -you fans know what I mean *nudge nudge* end of 5th book *nudge nudge*-)bonifacio16, SymetricallyObsessed (Sirus, Remus, Tonks, Fred, Prim, Rue, Cinna, Will Turner, Elizibeth Swan, Flosam, Himalaya, Quentin, Anakin, Padme, Boromir, Boba Fett, Tanith Low (Way to piss me off Derek Landy) and too many others to count) the epic bookworm (Rue, Foxface, Cinna, Finnick, Madge, Prim, Tonks, Remus, Sirius, Fred, Boggs (What! I like Boggs!), Gavin, Coulter, Gale, and way too many others to count.) TheBeatlesFan4eva (Finnick, Rue, Prim, Tonks, Sirius, Remus, Fred, Snape, Dumbledore, Lavinia, Wiress, Bonnie, Twill, Mags, Dobby, Thresh, Cinna, and more), Kgirl235 (Finnick, Tonks, Fred, Foxface, Madge, Colin Creevey, Silena, and so many more) Shanixx (Finnick, Rue, Prim, Maggs, Madge, Cinna, Portia, Avox girl (I think her name was Lavinia), Maysilee, Wiress, Cecelia, Boggs, Gale (who didn't actually die, but left, so it's pretty much dying because you don't get to see (read) him again ¬¬). Fred, Lupin (Remus...), Sirius, Dumbledore, Cedric. Stevie Rae (who actually un-died later, but she died anyways) Rephahim (who came bach to life too= Stark (back to life too) Jack (OK ¿, now , Cast Duo killed the CUTEST THING EVER, they gotta pay) Elizabeth no-last-name, Dragon (why, Cast Duo, WHY!!??) Anastasia, Shekinah)
How to know if you are OBSESSED with The Hunger Games (Bold is me!)
1. If you are having ANY sort of competition, you recite the rules and end with "And may the odds be ever in your favor!"
2. You want to own a mockingbird so you can tell everybody that it's a Mockingjay
3. You will buy any sort of Hunger Games merchandise (t-shirts, key chains, mockingjay pins, etc)
4. You cried when Rue died (actually didn't, but since I never cry reading (or rarely do)
5. You were extremely mad that Finnick and Prim's deaths were both like, a line long
6. You named your cat Buttercup
7. You have a sudden interest in Archery, climbing, etc.
8. You love pita bread
9. You have written/submitted to an SYOT
10. You memorized Rue's lullaby/The Hanging Tree and gave it your own tune (not tune, not memorized rue's lullaby, but memorized the hanging tree and it scares the CRAP out of me xDD I've sort of gave it a tune, but it's AWFUL xDD)
11. You hear a song, and automatically think that it would be perfect for a specific character
12. You like to wear your hair in a braid
13. You have a friend named Peter and you have accidentally (or on purpose) called him Peeta (not really, but my great grand papa's 2nd wife's name was Pita and it sounds like Peeta xDD)
14. You wonder how Suzanne Collins thought up so many strange names.
15. You can't wait for the movie to come out on March 23, 2012
16. You eat too much and think of how you're such a Capitol person
17. You try to just ignore the nude scenes in Catching Fire
18. You screamed when Peeta died in Catching Fire
19. Then cried when Finnick brought him back to life (again, didn't cry, but almost did)
20. If someone asks for your address, you say "District 12" (I usually say District 4, because I love water)
21. You've wondered what squirrel tastes like
22. THG has made you laugh, cry, scream, and throw things across the room, but you stuck with it till the end, and are glad now that you did. (Mostly squeal while my family looks at me like "O-o")
23. You've loved Haymitch, hated Haymitch, and been extremely mad at Haymitch
24. You see a wasps nest and run off screaming "TRACKER JACKERS!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!"
25. You hate that people are comparing THG to Twilight
26. You wonder what Katniss and Peeta named their kids
27. You wonder what happened to Gale at the end of Mockingjay
28. You either love Johanna, or Hate Johanna. There's no in between.
29. You have parts of the book memorized
30. No matter what is going on, you always compare EVERYTHING in life to The Hunger Games
List your 12 favorite Hunger Games characters below
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
Cinna and Cato... EWWW don't even think about it
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
OF COURSE HE'S HOT!! He's peeta, he's mine, he's hot
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
not possible. more like Haymitch getting Clove pregnant. pretty sure she'd kill him xDD
4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
One By One They Come Undone, by grey.fog, Chapter 21
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
O-O CINNA FINNICK??!!! you gotta be kidding me -.-Uu
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
Katniss/Foxface or Katniss/Annie... again: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME??!!
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
um... What about Annie sees Rue's death on TV and has nightmares with it?
9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?
LOOOOOL PRIM/HAYMITCH!!! XDDDDDDDD HELL NO!! but had a good laugh
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Gale meets Clove's parents in D2 and they tell him her life and he gets sad and helps the family get over it??
11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?
.-. don't get it
12)Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?
Nope, but a friend of mine said Cato was handsome xDD
13)Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
Finnick, yeah, my friends and I LOVE Finnick. Peeta, the same. Katniss... not sure xDD
14) What might ten scream at a great moment of fear?
Annie: RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!! DON'T FREAK OUT NOW PLEEEEEEAAAAASEEE!!!!
15)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?
something about being drunk...
16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Finnick/Cinna/Clove... uhm... they meet in the underworld and... uh... Cinna and Finnick become friends but Clove hates them and tries to re-kill them???
17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
REALLY???!! well... state the obvious: Annie: want something crazy? you know I'll give you crazy
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
I'd probably laugh my butt off. xDD
19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
OMG!! OMGOMGOMGOMG!!! I'd tell that friend (because it would most likely be a friend) to introduce me to Katniss, she's my IDOL!!!
Write a short summary about a One/Two fic
Prim and Finnick have a cute sibling-like moment in the hospital when Finnick breaks down????
Let's say Two, Eight and Eleven were stuck in a burning barn. You can only save one of them. Which would you save?
Finnick, Haymitch and Cato stuck in a burning yard... Cato goes to hell xDD Haymitch... well... I'm sorry, but no one says Katniss has less charm than a slug, so FINNICK!! COME WITH MAMA!!! I'M CRAZY TOO!!
Who would you rather kill of:One or Ten?
uh... well... ANNIE!! I'll make it look like an accident and then go and comfort Finnick so HE'S MINE!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! >:B
Let's say you are going to die and you were allowed to bring either Three or Five with you. Who would you want to accompany you in death?
Bringing Katniss ALL THE WAY!!
Would you ever go on a date with Twelve?
nope. no thanks. no date with Clove. NO!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
RESULT: I'm a girly girl, even if I'm almost in the middle.