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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. (Oh how I hate parties...) I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. (Well, I'm here, aren't I?) I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. (not deaf, here, either) I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (I'm pretty sure I scared off any guys who might have liked me...) I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. (It's fun!) BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, toadflame, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name, Karm Starkiller, Dithinus, Kira Regulus Black, Inocencia, Sweet 'lil Mockingjay, Shanixx

Bold all the ones the apply to you:

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a SLUT.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I have an identical twin... we MUST dress IDENTICALLY and do EVERYTHING together
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm MORMON so I MUST think less of others
I'm MORMON so I MUST go door to door preaching the word of God
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. ( really??!!!)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (!!!!)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. ( REALLY???!!!)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. ( WHAT??!!!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (okay, now I'm killing someone WHO WROTE THIS?!!)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm PSYCHIC so I MUST walk around offering to give readings with a crystal ball
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I'm WHITE, so I MUST not be able to dance or play the ukulele

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself. (I don't only do that, but I do it in ENGLISH!) (btw, I'm a mexican)
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. (in this one, no, it's new, but my other computer's did)
-If people think you might have A.D.D. (seriously, once in 2nd grade the teacher called my mom and told her "you should get your child to the psychologist, I think she's got ADD" xDD)
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. (I do and, again IN ENGLISH)
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. (my dad just looks at me like "O-O" everytime I do that)
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. (Yes...so unbelievably true)

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101 (I haven't, but I'm about to...)

10 random facts about me:

1- I speak to myself in english and narrate in my mind everything I do...

2- I love raw meat

3- My BFF is my total opposite

4- I'm so affraid of becoming an anorexic that I eat at the minimum sign of hunger in my belly

5- I'm 19 and sleep with a gigant stuffed raindeer named "reindog".

6- I've role-played since I was 10 and my characters are pretty much the same since then.

7- I was mistaken for having ADD, but I turned out to have a higher IQ and be bored at the class REALLY!!

8- In middle school, I was the weirdo that spends lunch talking to teachers

9- I convinced (forced...) all my friends to read the Hunger Games

10- I LOVE singing, dancing, acting, reading and writing and have a talent for all of those... except dancing. I lost my grace somewhere...

If at least 3 of your favourite characters have died, turned evil or left, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list along with the characters. SiriusDoctorWhoHoney329 (Sirius, Remus, Fred, Tonks, Murtagh, Lex Luthor, Riku, Spike, Atem, yeah, I'm really cursed, I'll update if I think of more), XObeautifulXdisasterXO (Charlie Pace, Adam, Will Turner, Cee, Claire Littleton, Sun, Rachel, Desmond?) Obiwanlivesforever (Padme, Shmi, Qui-Gon, Boba Fett, Beru Lars, Owen Lars, Bultar Swan, Kit Fisto, Anakin Skywalker, Boromir, Norrington, Governor Swann, probably Gillette, Edinburgh Trader dudes, Cedric, Colin, Lupin, Cypher, Warlock, Illyana (left and died), Prim, Cinna, Foxface, Madge, Maysilee, Finnick, Lavinia, Darius, Castor, Wiress, Bonnie, Twill, Boggs, Cecelia – but not Obi-Wan, ‘cause Obi-Wan lives forever) InkWeaverabc (Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Fred, Anakin, Murtagh, Will Turner, Farid (sort of left) I may think of more) TheOnlyMarauderette (Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Fred, Dobby, Brom, Murtagh - NOOO! Murtagh, how could you?- Prim, Rue, Finnick, Cinna, Qui-Gon, Padme, Silena, Beckendorf, Luke, Mr. Bliss, Tanith -you fans know what I mean *nudge nudge* end of 5th book *nudge nudge*-)bonifacio16, SymetricallyObsessed (Sirus, Remus, Tonks, Fred, Prim, Rue, Cinna, Will Turner, Elizibeth Swan, Flosam, Himalaya, Quentin, Anakin, Padme, Boromir, Boba Fett, Tanith Low (Way to piss me off Derek Landy) and too many others to count) the epic bookworm (Rue, Foxface, Cinna, Finnick, Madge, Prim, Tonks, Remus, Sirius, Fred, Boggs (What! I like Boggs!), Gavin, Coulter, Gale, and way too many others to count.) TheBeatlesFan4eva (Finnick, Rue, Prim, Tonks, Sirius, Remus, Fred, Snape, Dumbledore, Lavinia, Wiress, Bonnie, Twill, Mags, Dobby, Thresh, Cinna, and more), Kgirl235 (Finnick, Tonks, Fred, Foxface, Madge, Colin Creevey, Silena, and so many more) Shanixx (Finnick, Rue, Prim, Maggs, Madge, Cinna, Portia, Avox girl (I think her name was Lavinia), Maysilee, Wiress, Cecelia, Boggs, Gale (who didn't actually die, but left, so it's pretty much dying because you don't get to see (read) him again ). Fred, Lupin (Remus...), Sirius, Dumbledore, Cedric. Stevie Rae (who actually un-died later, but she died anyways) Rephahim (who came bach to life too= Stark (back to life too) Jack (OK ¿, now , Cast Duo killed the CUTEST THING EVER, they gotta pay) Elizabeth no-last-name, Dragon (why, Cast Duo, WHY!!??) Anastasia, Shekinah)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
You go to your mom for advice.
chapstick.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

RESULT: I'm a girly, girly, GIRLY girl.

"www.stardoll.com/en/dolls-games/"

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In Your Eyes by McflyGoonieFaxFan reviews
"Haruhi, There's a baby!" "A WHAT?" The host club, shocked, ran outside fast as Tamaki held her above his head, admiring her, "Oh she's so cute-" he said before his face was greeted with a drizzle of drool. The twins smiled, "We like her already!"
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,002 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 5/25/2011
Actual Proof I Had Sex with Lily Potter by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
In which Lily disapproves of James's name suggestions. / All dialogue. M for heavy swearing and more sexual references than I think I've ever put into one fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Saving Her by McflyGoonieFaxFan reviews
The man laughed, pulling her close, "Don't cry," he purred, hand falling onto her hair and stroking it, "We'll treat you real good if you do what we say" "What do you want with Haruhi?" Tamaki yelled at him, "I wanted to get to you" Also Authored by MLB12
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,343 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Don't Forget Me, Old Friend by Mazune reviews
After graduation Haruhi abruptly left to America. After it's been 5 years she runs into Tamaki and is given a ticket to come and visit Japan. Can she really go back after hurting everyone so much? Here is the long-awaited arrival of Chapter 8!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,892 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Haruhi F.
Perfectly Awkward by dancerawrdemyx reviews
We all knew the shadow king was devious but something he does will change the twin's lives forever.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Dumb, Stupid, Pathetic, ect by Naty17 reviews
You know the story; Haruhi is an honor student at Ouran Academy, but everything changes when she meets the Host Club, and they struggle to keep her gender a secret. But what if Tamaki never found out she was a girl? Discontinued, and up for adoption.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,467 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Haruhi F.
Death Note Host Club by The Ryanne reviews
All the Ouran High School Host Club members get traded with Death Note characters! And by all the Host Club members, I mean all but Haruhi, who has to deal with all the madness. Slight MelloxMatt, nothing hard-core.
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - L, Haruhi F.
Wickedly Hosted by metrokarateacademyrocks reviews
Here is one of my weird crossovers, yeah I know. But Galinda and Elphaba accidentically blew up Shiz and has to attend Ouran High School until it repairs. Will things don't go to crazy? I do not own Wicked or Ouran High School Host Club.
Crossover - Wicked & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,146 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010
La misteriosa libreta de Kyouya by NieA-29 reviews
A Tamaki le parece muy sospechoso que Kyouya vaya siempre con la libreta encima, así que decide investigar qué escribe en ella XD [Intento de humor....]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Sisters Before Misters? reviews
Maria is just a mexican 15-nearly-16-year-old who is just back from the hospital. Alana is just an english girl, who moved to Mexico, and wants to visit her best friend. What happened to them could've happened to anyone. And then they meet Shawn. Some say "Sisters before Misters" but... Is their friendship really so close? Set in AU. OCxShawnxOC Rated M for language. Please Review.
4400 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2014