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Author has written 37 stories for Dragon Age.

Standard Disclaimer: I own nothing, BioWare owns all. I just play in their pond. Adding this disclaimer here, so I can stop worrying about tweaking it in on updates and new stories.


BioWare made me do it. Really. Including the game spoilers down below, so don't read about my stories if you don't want to know what's coming. ;)

After having gone through the games enough to know most of them inside out, and after lapsing from writing even though I really enjoy it, I found myself poking around here and wondering about the things you don't see in the games. And, here we are.

The basics: female, far too old for fangirling (though I do it anyway), residing in Midwest US.

Random trivia: when I post a story, you can bet at least one of my legs is asleep. I can't sit at the desk for two seconds without a very large cat arranging himself in my lap.

Pet peeve: they're teyrns, not teryns.


The World According to Snark

Now that I've finished building the framework for Thedas as I interpret it, here are some of the "facts" for how things played out in my head.

The Warden was Aedan Cousland. As is hinted in Through the Blackest Nights, he ended up paired with Zevran. However, Aedan ultimately sacrificed himself to slay the Archdemon.

Alistair became King, and Loghain was killed during the Landsmeet. Anora remained imprisoned. The post-Blight Alistair in my universe is rather more mature than we might see in game, but for all that he's still every bit as innocent as the stumbling boy I fell in love with during Origins.

During my DA2 stories, which set up the frame of Thedas-in-my-head, it's revealed that Danica Amell is alive and well, eventually marrying Alistair after being sent to court as the liaison to the Circle of Magi.

Davin Hawke, who was the character from my original DA2 playthrough, ends up paired with Anders.


Dragon Age: Origins

Whisper in the Night: Aedan Cousland's perspective on the events leading up to Twice Bitten, which picks up after Zevran is introduced to the group. Complete.

Twice Bitten: Tells the story of the Blight from Zevran's point of view, as recalled to Danica Amell almost ten years later. In progress.

Judge Me Worthy: One-shots from varying points of view connected to Twice Bitten. Zevran can only relate what he's seen, and there's so much more to be told. In progress.


Dragon Age 2 and Post-Game

The Smallest of Deeds: Digs into Hawke's interactions with all companions throughout DA2, but focuses on Anders. You know, love interest and all. This came from my desire to explain everything that changed about Anders, and some heavy thinking about why the Chantry would have gone the way it did. Complete.

Through the Blackest Nights: Sequel to The Smallest of Deeds, carrying out the post-game bits referenced within TSOD. Complete.

By Any Other Name: On the anniversary of the end of the Blight, Danica Amell considers her freedom from the Circle as its liaison to the court, and Alistair struggles with his memories of the end of a war. One of the earliest truly meaningful interactions between them as they find each other. One shot; complete.

Funeral for a Friend: Danica Amell, at the Circle. Some insight into comments she made during Through the Blackest Nights, though it stands alone. She was not one of those who were content to stay in a tower. One-shot; complete.

Ordinary Enchantment: Danica/Alistair, directly related to Funeral for a Friend. Perhaps a hint at how they finally decided they were courting each other. One-shot; complete.

Symmetry: Reflections on each other, surrounding the first night Danica and Alistair spend together and the meaning of what they've found. One-shot; complete.

Written in the Rime: One year after Symmetry, events force Alistair and Danica to think about duty and desire. One-shot; complete.

Practical Revolution: Danica and Alistair consider the consequences and benefits of a royal engagement. One-shot; complete.

Ignobility: A Danica story, set later in the Dragon Age timeline. This gives us a glimpse at who she is now - an impulsive wise-ass who knows she's not fit to be Queen but is pushing ahead with it anyway. The context of this story relies heavily on the framework built in Through the Blackest Nights, although it stands well enough on its own. One-shot; complete.

Bosom Bodyguard: Zevran has returned to Denerim, after clearing out anyone chasing her down for the bounty on her head as a result of her trip through Antiva City. In this story, we see the very beginning of his trust in her. One-shot; complete.

The Wizard in the Tower: A fairy tale story that stands on its own, but is a companion to The Smallest of Deeds. This is the story Hawke and his siblings heard from a Chantry sister one market day in Lothering. One-shot; complete.

Wisp in the Dark: This one actually features a deliberately genderless Hawke, showing Anders's perspective on various ends of his life. It serves as a companion piece now to TSOD, however - the backstory Anders was given there is referenced within the larger story. Vaguely in progress, as it's a dark piece and there's no telling when I'll want to go back there.


Cheeky Monkey Prompts and Random Insanity

Yes, I am one. Always have been, though now I'm a member of the community as well. ;) Stories listed here have nothing to do with Thedas-in-my-head as described above. They're all one-shots that spawned from the recesses of my imagination that I just can't bring myself to inflict on the characters I actually like. ;)

Inevitable: The challenge was to write a difficult character. Naturally, I went for Fenris, who's difficult because I can't stand his default viewpoint in the game, and BioWare never let him develop at all. Hard for me to get into his head, so I chose a moment in the timeline before I started developing him for my own purposes.

Some Enchantment Required: This takes us back to Origins in response to a challenge to create an impossible pairing. Yep. I went there.

Glowing and Sparkles: A Satinalia parody at Vigil's keep. This wasn't actually a Monkey prompt until I made it one after writing it, because God knows I'm not the only one out there with a sense of humor.

Poor Unfortunate Souls: The second parody to be spawned from a conversation with another author here. A desire demon's attempts to ensnare a young mage.

Stick-ebana: A third parody prompted by conversation with another writer, following up with our poor desire demon from the previous story.

Support Magic: Another parody, this one inspired by Shakespira and her Warden Josslyn Amell, as revealed in the fabulously hilarious With Noble Intent.

A Bra Mination: Following our poor desire demon from her first appearance and touching on Support Magic. I swear I should be committed for this.

Past the Radar: The desire demon has returned, with help from an unexpected source.


Other Bits and Bobs

One Untrue Epic: A lighter take on the characters written in Poison and Wine, part of Frayed One's three-part series, Varric Tethras: One True Epic. How meta; it's my first fan-fic based on a fan-fic! Written as a gift-fic for Frayed One.


Guest Appearances

Through the Brownest Mud: Gift fic written by Frayed One, who took over my characters as written in Through the Blackest Nights and gave them a hilarious - and non-spoilery - interlude during one of the scenes alluded to in the story.


Dragon Age Kink Meme

Started taking these so I can get practice in with writing all manner of different things, including the dirty, dirty secks.

Mistaken Identity: Response to a prompt for a confused Carver. Originally intended as a one-shot. Continuing by popular demand.

Like Magic: Reworked and published in response to a prompt for an angsty solo scene.

Sins of the Mother: Response to a prompt for more on Leandra's thoughts in Act 2.

Lyrium Blush: Response to a prompt for Isabela mocking Fenders.

Lyrium Shock: Yes, fine, I answered an actual Fenders prompt. It'll probably be the only time I do, but I needed to push myself hard outside my comfort zone.

Why Mages are Feared: And now back to Anders, in response to a prompt involving his name and the concept "BAMF." This one was fun to write.

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The Handy-Dandy Mage by MinionRipley reviews
Magic exists to serve man, and never to rule over him. Foul and corrupt are they who have taken His gift and blah blah blah. Looking back, Alistair supposed it was really no wonder he'd never been able to sit still during the sermons. After meeting the newest Warden, though, he wonders if he should have stayed at the chantry anyway... (F!Amell/Alistair pairing.) (DISCONTINUED.)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,815 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 11/13/2011 - [Alistair, Amell]
In Love and Death - Part 1: When All That's Left Is You by ItsADrizzit reviews
Anders finally tells the whole backstory on how he met and fell in love with one of his Grey Warden companions so many years ago. Set in the Awakening timeline.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,310 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Anders, Nathaniel H., Cousland
Dial 1800 for Ferelden Counseling Services by Reyavie reviews
And be attended by your very own Warden-Commander Aedan Cousland and All-Powerful Old God Urthemiel. Ask them anything, poke and prod at your own descrition and, most importantly, remember we lack insurance.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,829 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Cousland, Urthemiel
Ephemera by analect reviews
As apprentices in the Circle, Karl and Anders find an intimacy to treasure. But once Anders is gone, Karl must seek his own freedom, little knowing that, years later, fate will bring them together once more. M/M - M for bare bits and adult content/themes.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Anders, Karl T.
Haunted by Frayed One reviews
Book Two of a larger piece entitled "Varric Tethras' One True Epic": with the Blight and Civil War lurking on the horizon, Elissa must unite Ferelden while attempting to navigate the treacherous waters of a budding romance with her fellow Warden.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 337,955 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Alistair, Cousland
An Apostate? Me? by Sarah1281 reviews
Emma Hawke has never been the most subtle or sane of apostates, much to the annoyance of the brother that can only watch in amazement and horror as she stumbles her way from refugee to noble to champion in a city as bizarre as she. Eventual AndersXHawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,221 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Hawke (F), Carver H. - Complete
Sketches of the Wardens of Ferelden by quickand2thepointless reviews
COMPLETE. Duncan tours Ferelden for recruits, and ends up with a few more than he bargained for. A story of the lives and loves of the Wardens of Ferelden as they face up to the Blight and their own inner demons. T for language and sexuality.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 155,426 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Per Ardua Ad Astra by LittleLeto reviews
M!Hawke/Fenris. A proud, prickly mage runs into a proud, prickly, mage-hating elf, and, after a shaky start, they find they have more in common than they first realised. Strong language, moderate sex scenes. Also with Anders, Varric and others.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 359,325 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (M)
Poison and Wine by Frayed One reviews
Book Three of a larger piece entitled "Varric Tethras' One True Epic": with the Blight behind her, Elissa struggles to reconcile who she was with who she is becoming and finds herself torn between her first love and her King. Nathaniel/Cousland/Alistair
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 294,232 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Cousland, Nathaniel H. - Complete
Armour by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
Series of linked shorts. Morgana Amell and her companions all have their own personal battles - whether it's finding your family, betrayal, or learning to trust. What you don't see in the game, or a different perspective on what you do.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 129 - Words: 81,555 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Amell, Alistair
Kirkwallop by Enaid Aderyn reviews
Random DA2 drabbles with no particular rhyme or reason. Rated M only because Hawke has a potty mouth.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011
Eye of the Storm by MsBarrows reviews
Sebastian arrives in Starkhaven to find two things waiting for him - a letter from Grand Cleric Elthina, and a certain apostate mage.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 135 - Words: 295,584 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Sebastian V., Anders - Complete
Epic by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
Alistair makes a rather horrifying discovery, and finds that romance epics do have a tendency to... lie, somewhat. Things only get worse from there. Alistair/Amell
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Alistair, Leliana - Complete
Mundane Magic by FremenCredo reviews
A story about one of the gifts F!Hawke gives Anders that's not in the game. Takes place between Deep Roads and Dissent. Saucy fluff shading to angst, with friendship maturing into love. Now with extra sauce!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,191 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
Baby, It's Dangerous by Frayed One reviews
Holiday themed parody filled with some slightly naughty mirth! Late nights at The Hanged Man can often provide all the entertainment you need, especially if you're Varric and Isabela. Tonight's feature: Nathaniel and Elissa, round 23.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Complete
She Dreams Of Paradise by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
She can't remember her parents' faces or the sunlight, but still, trapped in stone walls, she dreams.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Amell - Complete
Youth by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
Somewhere in the course of all this, the two Wardens have become older, steelier - but, as he wonders what has changed, Teagan silently waits for the facade to break. Amell/Alistair.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Teagan G., Alistair - Complete
Precision by Contort reviews
"Anders can't understand how anyone can just stand there while they whip a helpless teenager, and he prays he'll never be able to."
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Anders - Complete
Black Bird and Golden Bird by Enaid Aderyn reviews
Set in the Mabari & Magus universe. A response to the Cheeky Monkeys 'Tell Me a Story/Fairy Tale' challenge.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Amell, Zevran A. - Complete
Ash and Bile by Contort reviews
A conversation that could have changed everything. Some things just aren't meant to happen, though.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Anders - Complete
Goldenlocks and His Seven BFFs by Shakespira reviews
A Cheeky Monkey Challenge to write a humorous tale explaining why Anders was so different between DA:A and DA2.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Anders, Justice - Complete
Dancing With the Enemy by Shakespira reviews
A Cheeky Monkey Challenge. Josslyn Amell and Loghain Mac Tir face off at the Landsmeet where anything can happen, especially when a mage can walk the Fade and influence dreams.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Amell, Loghain M. T. - Complete
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Be Her Guest reviews
An early birthday present for Frayed One. This one is a pure bit of mockery playing off the latest chapter of her epic, Sleepwalker.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Hawke (M), Nathaniel H.
Star Crossovered reviews
The happiest of all possible endings for Nathaniel Howe and Elissa Cousland, against all odds for this pairing. Homage to and parody of Frayed One's universe as currently progressing in Poison and Wine, with her permission.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Cousland, Nathaniel H. - Complete
Manifesto Destiny reviews
Anders' treatise on the plight of mages turns up all around Hawke's house, but there are so many other opportunities around Kirkwall to spread the word... Co-authored with Frayed One.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Anders
Which Six? reviews
Isabela has held forth that men are good for only one thing, whereas women are good for six. Eventually, Bethany's curiosity gets the best of her.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012
Raucous Rampart reviews
Elissa Cousland thought she wanted a moment away from her life, but friends both old and new conspire instead to draw her out of herself.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Complete
Mistaken Identity reviews
Carver has spent six lonely years with the Wardens, when his unit is one of several called to Vigil's Keep for an inspection and ceremony. K!meme fill, slash ahoy!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,805 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Carver H., Mahariel
Force of Nature reviews
Hawke is caught unaware with a poison-coated dart before the battle with the Crows is joined on the Wounded Coast. Isabela falls back on her days as a captain and responds with the force of a maelstrom.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Isabela, Hawke (M)
Why Mages are Feared reviews
The Coterie is used to having the run of Darktown, but may have to think twice about taking it at the expense of the refugees. Response to a k!meme prompt involving the words "BAMF" and "Anders."
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Anders - Complete
Lyrium Shock reviews
Fenris is quite open with his friends about his recent reintroduction to the world of physical expression, prompting amazement and interest from the crowd. K!meme prompt fill.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Lyrium Blush reviews
Fenris's need to get a semi-conscious Anders to a healer threatens to destroy the careful secrecy they've built. Tongue-in-cheek Fenders fic. K!meme inspired.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Isabela, Fenris
Sins of the Mother reviews
A deeper exploration of Leandra's character after the conclusion of Act 1. Response to a prompt on the Dragon Age Kink Meme.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Leandra H. - Complete
Moulin Shague reviews
Mistress Musk has decided there might be something to Shag's unique tactics after all. Parody.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/18/2011
One Untrue Epic reviews
Christmas gift fic for Frayed One. Idle hands are the devil's playthings, which means Satinalia downtime for this Vigil's Keep bunch is very dangerous indeed.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2011
Like Magic reviews
After chancing upon an intimate encounter between a couple of mages, Ser Carver struggles with his vows and his purpose. K!meme inspired. Het man angst and solo.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Carver H.
Judge Me Worthy reviews
Companion to Twice Bitten. A series of connected one-shots revealing events from the Blight and points of view that Zevran wouldn't have the chance to see directly. Each story refers to its base chapter in Twice Bitten to prevent spoilers.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/10/2011
Twice Bitten reviews
After almost ten years, Zevran Arainai opens his memory to his friend Danica Amell, telling her of the Blight, its heroes, and his infatuation with the Warden as seen through his own eyes. M for lurid details - it's Zevran.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,096 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Zevran A., Cousland
Past the Radar reviews
With a little encouragement from an unexpected friend, our desire demon is ready to try again.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Complete
A Bra Mination reviews
The tables have really turned on our poor unfortunate desire demon. Parody. And crack.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
Whisper in the Night reviews
Prologue to Twice Bitten, introducing Aedan Cousland as he is before meeting Zevran, who tells the larger tale of the Fifth Blight.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,912 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Cousland - Complete
Support Magic reviews
Our favorite swamp witch has finally had enough of your endless curiosity about her most practical magic. Parody and crack once again. M for juvenile humor.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Morrigan
Stickebana reviews
Young mages aren't the only ones who've got it rough trying to prepare for those Fade encounters. More parody. And more crack, although I really don't think that word fits whatever it is I've been smoking to have come up with this.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Complete
Practical Revolution reviews
Danica Amell and Alistair consider the consequences of a royal engagement.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Amell, Alistair
Poor Unfortunate Souls reviews
A desire demon makes the most of her attempt to sway a mage. Parody, modern culture reference, and maybe a little more crack.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2011
Written in the Rime reviews
Alistair Theirin never wanted to be king. Danica Amell never wanted to have one. One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Amell, Alistair
Glowing and Sparkles reviews
'Tis the season for giving at Vigil's Keep, and the Secret Satinalia party for the Wardens is alight with all the poorly rendered graphical effects of the Awakening era. Parody, with some small amount of crack.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011
Bosom Bodyguard reviews
An old friend arrives in Denerim and agrees to aid in a compromise between Danica Amell and Alistair, surprised at how quickly she earns his respect. One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Amell, Alistair - Complete
Symmetry reviews
Alistair's innocence and Danica Amell's practicality may define them, but they can also be shared. Surrounding their first night together, they reflect on their becoming.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
By Any Other Name reviews
On the anniversary of the Blight's end, Danica Amell tastes her freedom like a fine new wine and Alistair learns that kings can still be men. One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Amell, Alistair - Complete
The Wizard in the Tower reviews
After almost twenty years, Davin Hawke recalled to an exhausted Anders what pieces he could remember of a story as told by Sister Dara of the Lothering Chantry. This is that tale. One-shot; companion to The Smallest of Deeds.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
Ignobility reviews
There are reasons why future Queen of Ferelden Danica Amell is more popular with the common folk than the nobility. This is one of them. One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Amell - Complete
Ordinary Enchantment reviews
Sometimes, it doesn't take magic to begin healing even the deepest wounds. Then again, there are all kinds of magic. One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Amell, Alistair - Complete
Funeral for a Friend reviews
Danica Amell learned well and early to toe the line in the Circle of Magi. But the Templars are never lacking for ways to reinforce that lesson, even years later. One shot; stand-alone companion to Through the Blackest Nights.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Amell - Complete
Through the Blackest Nights reviews
Sequel to The Smallest of Deeds, following the characters after the conclusion of the events of DA2. Reading TSOD is not required, but it will give you some background for the premise and character development in this story.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,233 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
Some Enchantment Required reviews
Tongue-in-cheek smut, if mostly veiled. Response to the Cheeky Monkey Impossible Pairing challenge – BRAIN BLEACH MAY BE NEEDED.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Complete
Inevitable reviews
Leaning against the wall outside Danarius's Hightown mansion, Fenris considers the futility of trust. Quick one-shot in response to a Cheeky Monkey challenge.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Fenris - Complete
The Smallest of Deeds reviews
An exploration of Hawke's interactions with his companions when there isn't a life-or-death quest in the works. M, and not just because of Isabela's mouth anymore. Reviews are welcome!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 54,294 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
Wisp in the Dark reviews
Anders's unwilling reflection on moments of his life that have sculpted his ... dislike for the dark in his later years. M for dark themes. All feedback welcome, but please, be gentle. ;
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Anders