Miscellaneous Thief
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Joined 10-30-11, id: 3384794, Profile Updated: 12-12-16
Author has written 18 stories for Penguins of Madagascar, Club penguin, Ninja Turtles, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, We Bare Bears, Spider-Man, and Bojack Horseman.

Hi, I'm Miscellaneous Thief. I'm 20, and from the US. I've been on FanFiction since I was 12. A personal rule of mine is to never take down any fics that I have written, because they show my personal progress as a writer and I don't think I should discount them. Just keep that in mind when you look at some of my early fics because, let me tell you, they're pretty awful.


Favorite Quotes:

A true knight is fuller of bravery in the midst, than in the beginning of danger. -Sir Philip Sidney

Use what language you will, you can never say anything but what you are. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can't plan for the future, because some guy's going to land in a spaceship with three heads and a big beak and take over... -Paul Kantner

You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. -Navajo proverb

It is easy to be brave from a distance. -Aesop

A woman is like a tea bag- you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. -Eleanor Roosevelt.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. -Nicolas Chamfort

Trust your hunches... Hunches are usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level. -Dr. Joyce Brothers

A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people. -Thomas Mann

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Angela Meets the Scranton Strangler by MildlyInsane reviews
After Angela Martin narrowly escapes becoming the latest victim of the Scranton Strangler, Dwight makes it his personal mission to catch the culprit. Meanwhile people at the office obsess over the strangler and are accidentally insensitive toward Angela who hopes to keep her encounter with the strangler a secret, while Michael attempts to teach his employees self-defense techniques
Office - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,111 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 7/4/2017 - Michael S., Dwight S., Angela M. - Complete
Grunkles to the Rescue by Lizzy322 reviews
A series of oneshots where the Grunkles are out to save the day. Sometimes reluctantly. Someone's gotta be there to protect the niblings. Current: Stan is too cheap for fireworks. Ford decides to build some instead, and surprise the niblings. Unfortunately, the "fire" portion is far more prominent.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford
Make It a Hashtag by CupOfAngst reviews
After a violent altercation between Grizz and a human, the bear brothers are reminded of the cruel reality that they aren't always seen as equals. With Grizz's freedom and possibly even his life hanging in the balance, the brothers try to bring attention to their plight but are unsuccessful. Desperate, Panda turns to the one person with an audience big enough to turn the tide.
We Bare Bears - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,671 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Grizz, Ice Bear, Panda, Nom Nom - Complete
Shortstack by CanzetYote reviews
When Grizz is poisoned with antifreeze during an eating contest, Panda and Ice Bear must cope with his jarring absence when he's hospitalized.
We Bare Bears - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Grizz, Ice Bear, Panda, Chloe - Complete
Meet Your Match by SuperGroverAway reviews
When they find themselves cornered by Bill, all seems lost for the captured Pines siblings before things take an unexpected turn.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill - Complete
Hero with the Cracked Helmet by OneLastBird reviews
The Universe is ending... again, and Vitruvius has come up with a prophecy to save it... again. Seriously, how many times has this happened already? Anyways, Universe ending, big prophecy, yadda, yadda, this time the survival of everything might just depend on a slightly damaged 1980-Something Space Guy...
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,304 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Emmet B., Wyldstyle, Batman, Benny
Balance by Exploder reviews
Tails has been physically less active as of late compared to before, using his namesakes less and less and the Tornado and other gadgets more and more. How would he deal with Eggman's newest plot if all of that were taken away from him?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,473 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Freewheelin' by peetz5050 reviews
A re-imagining of Daria where she begins her life in Lawndale confined to a wheelchair. I welcome any and all comments, particularly from persons who may themselves have to use a chair as it would help me to keep it consistent with real life experience. This story originated as a response to the Iron Chef Challenge: Disabled Daria on PPMB.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,048 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Daria M., Jane L.
Firework by paganpunk2 reviews
Orphaned and removed from the only life he's ever known, Dick feels like there's no light left for him in the world. His new benefactor, however, still sees something worth saving... Chronological beginning of the Spark in the Dark series. T for language, abuse, and death imagery.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 100 - Words: 335,584 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Blind Faith by Kakawot reviews
2003 series - "Raphael," I said, "the doctors can cure my blindness." At that time, I had no idea that the young man sitting at the table was a mutant turtle. A faith-in-humanity fic starring the woefully underdeveloped Mrs. Morrison.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Raphael - Complete
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The Folly of Two reviews
Diane and Mr. Peanutbutter love each other very much. No really, they do. (Takes place after Cordovia but before the pregnancy.)
Bojack Horseman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2017 - [Diane N., Mr. Peanutbutter]
The Citizen Hero reviews
Tiana Williams handles all of the applications for the hotshots who think they can last 3 minutes in the ring with Bonesaw. It was just an ordinary night, or so she thought. What she didn't expect that the teenager standing in her line for the wrestling match would end up being a superhero, or that, months later, she would end up saving his life. 2000's Movie-Verse.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2016 - Complete
A Walk in the Woods reviews
"Oh, but won't you stay?" The wolf sneered in a husky tone, "It's been so long since I've had anyone to play with." Chloe gulped, her every instinct shouting at her to run. "You know, I r-really have to get going. The Bears are expecting me. I shouldn't make them wait." It was supposed to be a nice day for Chloe. How on earth did she end up in this mess?
We Bare Bears - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/6/2015 - Ice Bear, Chloe - Complete
Boogeyman reviews
Amethyst gets woken up in the middle of the night because Steven thinks there's a monster under his bed. What happens when Amethyst discovers that sometimes the monsters underneath our beds are real? One heck of a fight, that's for sure.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Amethyst, Steven U. - Complete
Steven's First Tooth reviews
Steven loses his first baby tooth. Naturally, Pearl panics. Now with the sequel chapter "Pearl Vs. the Tooth Fairy."
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U., Greg U. - Complete
The Reasons Why reviews
My take on why Stan did a certain thing in the first episode.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Grunkle Stan - Complete
25 Reasons Why I Love My Brothers reviews
"I hate you! I wish we weren't brothers!" Chibi fluff.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,061 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013
The X Cells reviews
It starts out as a seemingly normal snow cone run in Central Park for Mary & Aly. But then the day darkens when Officer X captures them. Will they escape him alive? Sequel to Man Down/Christmas in July. Read Christmas in July first. R 'n R! HIATUS
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Officer X, Private
Just Me Luck reviews
Private meeting a leprechaun? Kowalski and a 'Salmon of Knowledge? And what's this, a giant rat? What the heck is with all these Irish legends? Laughter ensures with my three-shot St. Patrick's Day fic. Read, re-read, enjoy, worship, review or whatever!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Complete
Penguins of Madagascar Oath reviews
Private is optimitic. Rico is wild. Kowalski is hopeful. Skipper is in-tuned. Every character has a defining good trait, some being harder to find than others. I have made it my mission to live by each one. This is my tribute, my oath. 10th story.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Man Down reviews
Private has always looked up to Skipper as a role model. But what happens when this leads Private to get hurt and/or possibly killed? Sequel to It's a Heck of a Town. Rated for possible death.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,874 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Private, Dr. Blowhole - Complete
The Commando Penguin and the HazelEyed Otter reviews
Marlene and Skipper finally admit their love. That love breaks another's heart, causing her to do something she never meant to do. Rated for character death, and ONE cuss word. Not related to other stories. Valentine's day story late by technical errors.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Marlene, Skipper - Complete
Christmas in July reviews
My extremely belated Christmas fic. What will Aly give Private when she draws him to be the Secret Santa for? Major Private/Aly slash! Takes place after Man Down. *WARNING* Gives away the ending to Man Down, so don't read if you don't want to find out.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Private, Skipper - Complete
Skipper Jargoon reviews
This is what happens when your bored and high on holiday treats. A song fic written by me.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Skipper, Fred - Complete
It's a Heck of a Town reviews
Cousins Aly and Mary never expected to be kidnapped by an evil dolphin when they visited New York. Now they have been transformed into penguins and live at the HQ until Kowalski can change them back. Will Skipper ever trust them?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,151 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Private - Complete
The Day We Turned Blue And Tipped the Iceburg reviews
Crackfic one-shot! What happens when you get one to many penguins to dance on the Iceburg?
Club penguin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Complete
The Otter Who Said Goodbye reviews
My first Skilene attempt. Just a short poem.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
My Body Lies Over The Ocean reviews
My extremely belated Halloween Fanfic! Also my first! What happens when Private is all alone on All 'Hallows Eve and is haunted by the ghost of a little girl?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Private - Complete