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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Fairy Tales.

Okay, I'm sure you've been wondering who is this wonderful, delectable, cuddly author? Well, you've certainly come to the wrong place, I'm sure. Here I will answer the questions that the voices in my head are constantly asking and completely ignore the ones that my fans want answers to.

Q: How you take your salad?
A: I prefer Iceberg/Butterleaf Blend with a dollop of Hidden Valley Ranch Bacon Ranch Salad Dressing and a handful of Roasted & Salted Sunflower Nuts.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.


Completed Works:

Hear You Me
Song Fic
Category: Harry Potter
Rating:
K+
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger

Summary: Harry has finally defeated the Dark Lord... but what did he lose along the way?

Snape Walks Into A Bar
Category: Harry Potter
Rating: K
Pairing: Severus Snape/Original Character
Summary:
Muggle London, A High-Priced Pub, Severus Snape.

Truth or Dare?
Category: Harry Potter
Rating:
T
Pairing: Severus Snape/Hermione Granger
Summary:
A drunken game of Truth or Dare on the night before Hermione’s wedding makes her question her true feelings for her groom.

What Ronald Saw
Challenge Response
Category: Harry Potter
Rating: K+
Pairing: Severus Snape/Hermione Granger
Summary:
Ron saw something he shouldn't have. Harry wants to know what. Or more precisely, who.


In Progress:

Eight Years Later
Challenge Response
Category: Harry Potter
Rating:
T
Pairing: Severus Snape/Hermione Granger
Summary:
Hermione, by her own choice, has left the wizarding world rather than marry because of some law. What happens when the Order finds a way for her to return?


On Permanant Hiatus:

Faces of Jane
Category: Teen Romance
Genre: Drama/General
Rated: T
Summary:
Fame isn't always everything, as this teen is about to find out. Flung into a world of masks and lies, can she make it to the top?
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Perdu
Category:Fairy Tales
Genre: Suspense/Romance
Rating:
T
Summary: BatB. All Jacques Donovan wanted was a happy family and a steady income. All Belle wanted was to keep her father alive. All he wanted was another chance at love. And no love would ever be as passionate as the love the Beast would feel for his beauty.

Self Portrait
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Genre: Romance/General
Rating: T
Summary:
She was a painter, cast out by those she loved. He was a masked man, scorned by the one he had loved. In rich, sensuous Venice, can they grow to love each other? And will his past ruin everything? ALW And Kay influence.
CoWritten by Allison, AKA Arty
Hosted on Fanfiction.net, under the penname Rezzison

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The Princess of Gryffindor by Aurette reviews
No Harry. No Ron. No hope. A broken Hermione goes through the motions of living until the one comes who can truly make her feel alive again. Canon through pg309 of DH. AU, Multiple Character Death, SS/HG. Rated M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Technique by ApollinaV reviews
Crookshanks has something to say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Miss Granger by draco-severus-mmm reviews
In light of St. Valentine's Day, Severus resigns to the fact that now would be the best time to tell Hermione of his feelings for her. Chapters in form of letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Annoying Professor Snape by Numairs-Magelet reviews
The original Annoying Professor Snape fic! Yes, it's back. Insanity ensues when Hermione accepts a challenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,096 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Learning How to Sleep by Abbey Snape reviews
Hermione wonders if her nighttime habit will bother Severus, so she lies awake. What will he think? Inspired by myself! Definitely rated K because nothing happens. Read the follow up, as well, A New Routine!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Weasley's Wedding by Lady Cailin reviews
Harry and Ginny blushed. Ron grinned, and Snape sneered. Not his casual, ‘I loath you’ sort of sneer, but a true sneer, as if he had just discovered something horrible under a rock and it had announced it’s plans to reproduce. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,867 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Amor Vincit Omnia by Musique et Amour reviews
Love Conquers All. An extensive retelling of the story that combines known versions, with a few believable changes. Most of all, it reveals what could have happened on those down times, and the characters inner most thoughts.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 168,419 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 6/15/2005
The First Faint Glimmer by Ladymage Samiko reviews
A WIKTT Christmas Challenge 2003 Fic. A little light reading and a chance comment lead Hermione to discover that Snape has nowhere to spend Christmas. But is dragging him home for the holidays really a good idea? HGSS , AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,530 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Like All Other Reasonable People by sportsnightnut reviews
It's 4:30 in the morning. He's still awake, grading essays. She's still awake, doing her homework. Both have crossed themselves off the Reasonable People List. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Gotta Love that Misletoe by Gene 3186 reviews
Snape and Hermione stuck under enchanted Misletoe. Been done to death, but hopefully I have brought something new to this tried and true plot bunny about said Magical Misletoe!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Master in the Trees by Mundungus42 reviews
The only man who can convict Lucius Malfoy has been missing since the war ended. Ministry official Hermione Granger just wants to do her job, but the denizens of the Forbidden Forest have other ideas. SSHG, post HBP, some rude bits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,727 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sanctification by Adison reviews
Erik has left Paris following that most fateful of nights. Settled in the English countryside, he is slowly healing with the aid of a woman who refuses to let him break. Kay, Webber and Leroux based.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,103 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 3/14/2005
If Music Be The Food Of Love by Gevaisa reviews
Leroux Kay!Erik. Post book. The cook at the Grey Goose Inn has a terribly deformed 3 year old son and a lot of secrets. Erik investigates.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 97,197 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Erik, Persian/Daroga
Official PhanPhiction Academy by M.A.Kolb reviews
What happens when the characters of the Phantom of the Opera decide to form an academy on the proper way to write fanfiction? Pure mayhem.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,717 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005
Erik: The Vampire Hunter by Elektra1 reviews
Erik's past makes him an ideal hunter of unconventional evil, but when he meets a young collegiate dancer named Christine, he is forced to reconsider the darkness that surrounds him and face the truth about his origins. Modern day AU
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 269,896 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Further Adventures Of by Random-Battlecry reviews
The long anticipated, quite inebriated, nearly cremated, never sated,addle pated, highly rated, KissMeKateed, badly fated, widely hated sequel to Whose Lair Is It Anyway. In which chaos ensues generally.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,135 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Complete
Self Portrait by Rezzison reviews
She was a painter, cast out by those she loved. He was a masked man, scorned by the one he had loved. In rich, sensuous Venice, can they grow to love each other? And will his past ruin everything? ALW And Kay influence
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Erik
Erik Python and the Search for the Holy Manuscript by Silvermasque reviews
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Beware! Erik, Raoul and Christine, Leroux, Webber and Kay all thrown into Monty Python randomness!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Erik
Many Faces by The Lark reviews
Ever wonder how Kay, Leroux, Webber, and the rest could all be telling the truth about Erik? Here's your answer.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/11/2005
Folie A Deux by Random-Battlecry reviews
Erik is dead, say the papers. But deep inside, Christine doubts. She returns to the lair beyond the lake... and discovers more than she ever dreamed possible. Primarily Lerouxbased. COMPLETED.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,491 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Complete
The King of the Catacombs by Darth Gilthoron reviews
Darkness stirs beneath the Opera Populaire... The Phantom finds himself a hunted man, but he will never give up his dominion to the unknown foe lurking in the shadows, let alone the woman he loves, and he is quite ready to wallow in blood once again...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 80 - Words: 210,568 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Tie That Binds by The Lark reviews
Raoul and Erik accidentally get handcuffed together. Will they learn to get along, or just gnaw their arms off?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 6/19/2005
Fallen by Chantal reviews
Christine awakens in a strange room and seeks out her Angel, though she will discover that he is not what he seems. LerouxKay based. Rated for some swearing and disturbing content.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2005
First Name Basis by vanityfair reviews
Miss Granger and Professor Snape make the awkward transition to Hermione and Severus...or is that 'Mione and Sevie? Throw in a game of MASH and you have a humorous look at the nature of first names.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,288 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Leroux: Condensed by The Lark reviews
The original novel made simple. Hopefully good for a laugh or two.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,087 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005
An Arranged Marriage by vanityfair reviews
Epilogue now added! “Just because a marriage is not a love match does not mean it is loveless consideration turns to respect, respect turns to admiration, and admiration turns to love.” HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,182 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Melancholy Tales of a Mad Masked Musician by Random-Battlecry reviews
An unfortunate series of one shots. Some old, some new, some disturbing, all insane. From Pink Haze to a smut parody... could things get any worse? Don't answer that question.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,183 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Lament of a Stalker Erik by Musique et Amour reviews
Randomness ensues. Look, a humor poem! This is a nod to my pretend wife, RandomBattlecry and her phic Who's Lair Is It Anyway.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Complete
Graveyard by Musique et Amour reviews
That final visit.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Open Sores by Musique et Amour reviews
Just a poem that came to mind after reading Leroux, and watching the movie. Go on and give me your honest opinion, if you'd like.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Erik - Complete
Valentine Day Beasties by Qmouse reviews
WIKTT one shot Valentine's day response, Hermione is about to go for a ride in the Tunnel of Love when her Professor hastily joins her. What could go wrong? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,793 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
How Many Ways are There to Pick Up a Girl? by zanthia122 reviews
WIKTT "Worst Pick-Up Line Challenge" One-shot Valentine's fic. It was Valentine's Day, a group of dateless wizards used the last end of their wits to charm a pretty girl with their Very Creative pick-up lines. Guess who won the grand prize? SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,656 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Queer Eye for the Snape Guy by ShagsTheDustmop reviews
COMPLETE! - The Fab 5 have come to Hogwarts to give Snape a much needed makeover. Will Harry, Ron, and Hermione live to regret this prank? Not to be confused with Cyane Snape's later, independent story with the same title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Disney's Phantom of the Opera by The Lark reviews
What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2002
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Eight Years Later reviews
Hermione, by her own choice, has left the wizarding world rather than marry because of some law. What happens when the Order finds a way for her to return? SSHG AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,700 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Snape Walks Into A Bar reviews
Muggle London, A High-Priced Pub, Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
What Ronald Saw reviews
A Thirty Minute Challenge Fic. Ron saw something he shouldn't have. Harry wants to know what. Or more precisely, who. SSHG and very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Truth or Dare? reviews
A drunken game of Truth or Dare on the night before Hermione’s wedding makes her question her true feelings for her groom. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Perdu reviews
Batb. All Jacques Donovan wanted was a happy family and a steady income. All Belle wanted was to keep her father alive. All he wanted was another chance at love. And no love would ever be as passionate as the love the Beast would feel for his beauty.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006
Hear You Me reviews
Harry has finally defeated the dark lord... but what did he lose along the way? oneshot, originally posted in 2003, HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete