Hierarch Andaronius
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Joined 10-30-11, id: 3385670, Profile Updated: 08-04-14
Author has written 3 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Dissidia: Final Fantasy.

Nobody Name: Vextens

Age: Eighteen

Gender: Male

Race: Human

Complexion: Tan.

Hair: Very very Dark Brown.

Eyes: Chocolate.

Nose: Normal

Height: 5"8.

Weight: Between 130lbs and 140lbs.

Languages: English/Spanish/Tagalog

Religion: Christian

Grade: 13th

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Sora. He's the main protagonist, and a regular teenager who we can pretty much relate to as he gets thrust into a world he's probably not ready for. The only difference is that for him it's a battle for life and death while the rest of us it's likely University.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Kairi. She's pretty and can (and has been) be used as a very influential part of the KH storyline.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Vexen/Even. He's that evil mad scientist that will obviously betray everyone in the end. Ugly bugger.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Selphie. Although not an original KH character, she's the only female to not contribute to Sora's journey.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The World That Never Was

6. Least Favorite World?

Monstro and Castle of Dreams (BBS)

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Ultima Weapon and Two Become One and No Name

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Pixie Petal

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Genie. He's just too fun

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Tie between Anit-Form and Final-Form (heh)

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Sora/Kairi. They're the canonical, natural pairing, and they are the only couple to actually exist.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

I know that I dislike Sora/Riku, but I really don't like Sora/Roxas. To me, that's almost like he's in love with his twin brother who dyed his hair and styled it differently, I hate any Yaoi!

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Riku/Kairi (I do believe that is just wrong)

Sora/Yuffie

Seifer/Kairi

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Namine/Xigbar

Olette/Jack Sparrow

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

People who think that Kairi is the most annoying person in the universe.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Jack Skellington

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

No. They don't have hearts, and Xemnas never loved anyone when he was Xehanort.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No. He just acts that way since he can't actually feel depressed.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

No, in Japanese culture, pink and cherry blossoms are representatives of death. So in Japan he's the fucking grim reaper.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Look at my pet peeves and you'll see my answer to that.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine. While I think Olette is prettier, Namine was the one who was helping him to get through Twilight Town. Plus, they are Sora and Kairi.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Played the game. No longer a theory. Loved it nonetheless

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Absolutely not. Both the GBA and PS2 version were fun.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Xehanort. So that he could teach me the powers of darkness and I could earn the ability to wield the Keyblade.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Riku. I'm not physically above all my friends, but I would do anything for them and especially this one girl. I would give myself over to darkness. I'm also self-conscious with some of my decisions.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

When I turned away from the scene for one minute and lost to Setzer in Struggle as Sora. AS SORA!

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No. I guess that it would be cool though to cosplay as Sora, but I really don't have the hair to cosplay any of them.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

I'm stuck. There are three moments that are tied.

Moment one:

When Belle elbows Xaldin in the gut and steals the rose and somehow gets out of his grasp.

Moment two:

Genie's triumphant return in KH2 where he mistakes Pete for Aladdin.

Moment three:

Hayner and Pence's pathetic attempt to prevent Axel from kidnapping Kairi

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Tie between Terra/Enigmatic Knight and The Unknown (BBS)

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

New worlds, a slightly more complex and darker story to suit the growing teenage protagonist, the Drive Forms, Organization XIII, and with Final Mix, replayable enjoyable boss battles, and Theatre Mode.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Pence

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora

35. Axel or Demyx?

Demyx

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

God, I hate this! AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Why!? AkuRoku

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion/Sanctuary

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Kairi, Namine, Olette, Yuna, Rikku, Paine, Xion, Fuu

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Kingdom Hearts/Mortal Kombat (Wouldn't mind Sub-Zero as a party member)

Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy I,II,IV,V,VI,IX,X,XII,XIII (This game needs Zidane and Vaan, their kinda like Sora)

Kingdom Hearts/Dissidia Final Fantasy (Cosmos, Goddess of Light versus Chaos God of Darkness? HELLS YEAH!)

Kingdom Hearts/Gundam (Giant mechas fighting with giant Keyblades? HELL YES)

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Terra looks like Zack Fair, Ven looks like Roxas (dur), Axel looks like Reno, Xion looks like Kairi, Sora looks like Neku!

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance, Birth By Sleep Volume 2, and KHIII!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2. See my above answer to question 30, and I liked the battle system better. We had one more customizable button, the reaction commands, and we could rotate the camera using the right analog stick, and there was a bit more mature themes.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The fact that anyone of any age could play it and still get the games deep meaning.

//Harmless Author Facts//

Favorite Food: Tie between Fried Rice/Chow Mien/Pancit/Longanisa/Orange Chicken. But when I have all those at once, it's basically sex in my mouth.

Favorite Drink: Raspberry Iced Tea, preferably the Brisk brand.

Favorite Story: LOVE SICK by Jomatto

Favorite TV Series: Big Bang Theory, followed closely by Impractical Jokers, Hardcore Pawn, and Wipeout.

Favorite Movie: Of all time? Saving Private Ryan.

Favorite Color: Green.

Favorite Songs (current): 'Numb' by Linkin Park, 'Cantata Mortis and God in Fire' by Kidneythieves, and 'Pictures of You' by The Last Goodnight.

Favorite Music Genre: ROCK. Hands down.

Favorite Fruit: Bananas or Watermelons.

Favorite Artist (current): Linkin Park, the only band where I actually like more than one song

Favorite book [series] (current): The Horus Heresy

Favorite word (current): Transcendent

Favorite manga: Akame Ga Kill

Favorite Anime: Code Geass, with Soul Eater being an extremely close second.

Favorite instruments: Guitars, Saxophone, and/or Piano. Play them together and I'm in heaven.

Favorite video game: Team Fortress 2

Kingdom Hearts OTP: Sokai I guess, really open towards any others besides yaoi, but I'm okay with Yuri. (GIGGITY)

Hobbies: 55% Various Things on Internet, 35% Playing Games, 5% Important Things XD, 5% Writing Fanfiction..sorry

Inspirations: Imagination. There's really something about being able to immerse yourself in any situation and just be happy. And fanfiction.net is a good place to express that.

Activities: Gaming, Tabletop Gaming, Reading (real books), building stuff.

Random Quote of the Moment: "Sometimes, fear, is the appropriate response." 1, from '9'.


THIS or THAT

Pepsi or Coke: I'm allergic to Carbonated drinks, but Pepsi affects me less.

McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King.

Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Vanilla Swirl!

Hot Chocolate or Coffee: ...hot chocolate. Coffee is for posers.

Kiss or Hug: Hugs. You can do it without having to break apart for air.

Dog or Cat: Dogs.

Rap or Punk: Rap. Well, the good rap at least, not the mainstream rap that's basically about nothing but sex and drugs and money and SWAG.

Summer or Winter: Winter.

Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary Movies! What's your favorite scary movie? hehehehehe.

Love or Money: LOVE.

Have You...

Cheated Your Partner: No.

Ever been beaten up: Yes, Karate does that to ya. My parents, aunts, uncles, cousins, older brother, grandma, grandpa and nephews call it discipline.

Ever beaten someone up: Yes. Got a silver medal for second place.

Ever Shoplifted: Regrettable yes. But I'm no longer like that

Ever Skinny Dipped: Yeah.

Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes...BOW-CHICKA-BOW-WOW

Been Dumped Lately: Yeah. She moved to Virginia.

In A Girl:

Favorite Eye Color: Green. Once I meet a super-hot Pinoy girl with NATURAL GREEN EYES! Too bad she wasn't interested...in men...(bow-chicka-bow-wow)

Favorite Hair Color: I prefer brunettes, or black hair.

Short or Long: Long

Height: Shorter than me. Sounds shallow, but I'm self-conscious if a girl is taller.

Style: Trustworthy, doesn't hate on religion, has good morals, and has to be FUNNY. No, seriously, if a girl isn't funny...I'd rather have her annoying than boring.

Looks or Personality: I lean more towards personality, but please please please please please please try to look good.

Hot or Cute: Cute at day, Hot at night.

Muscular or Really Skinny: Not too muscular. I like a lean stomach.

Randoms:

What country do you want to Visit: Great Britain.

How do you want to Die: Classic old age, or covered in my opponents blood!

Get along with your Parents: Depends. Sometimes we get along, sometimes we don't. At the moment we're going through a rocky phase...but that's because I've been waking up feeling like crap and they always seem to get in the way.

Health Freak: I'm surprised I haven't had a heart attack from all the Tater Tots.

Believe in Yourself: Sometimes.

Want to go to College: Yup.

Do you Smoke: Nope.

Do you Drink: Yes, but don't tell anyone. Can't wait till 21 when I can legally do this.

Shower Daily: Yeah.

Been in Love: Maybe, couldn't tell.

Do you Sing: If a person only sings when no one's around to hear it, is he actually singing?

Want to get Married: Yeah. Hopefully it lasts forever like in the movies...I've already jinxed it haven't I?

Do you want Children: Twins. My dad had a twin, my cousin had a twin, my aunt had a twin. Twin's run in the family. A boy and girl.

Hate anyone: It's more of today's Society that I hate.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears!

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . or if you smiled at one of these things


Labels suck!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to REN FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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In the Mind of Yuzu by animewatchers186 reviews
The story of Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V in the point of view of Yuya's friend, Yuzu. For every episode, there is a chapter in her point of view. New chapter every episode. Rating may change, depending on how the episodes play out. RxR
Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 120,108 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 4/30/2014
Infinite Stratos: Truth Be Told by i'mherepresent reviews
Ichika and the gang are now moving on to their second year in the academy. But along with their ascendance to a new level is a whole new batch of new opportunities, new companions and rivals, unexpected changes and new lethal adversaries. But a plot is being brewed in the shadows and it will culminate once a heavenly opponent is sent to Ichika's door. 4th arc, the 2nd year arc.
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 158 - Words: 1,492,928 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Ichika O.
Ionian Origins: Black Blades of the Blood Moon by Caccus reviews
A Wuxia story. Young Akali is an underachiever in the Kinkou, but her world where her biggest problems are pleasing her mother and pursuing Shen is shattered when the evil Blood Moon Sect attempts to steal a forbidden martial arts scroll. The young ninja is then plunged into the martial arts underworld, where ties of violence, love, and betrayal play fickle with the fate of Ionia.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,398 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 1/16 - [Akali, Shen]
Love Sick by Jomatto reviews
Girls make me sick. Literally.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 45 - Words: 192,436 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sora, Kairi, Naminé, Roxas
Make My Heart Beat by SnowLili reviews
AU - Gray Fullbuster and Lyon Vastia were the two well-known fellow apprentice of Ul Milkovich. They lived with respect and fame in their career. Juvia Lockser was an unknown regular one. For someone like her, she didn't expect Gray to invite her in. It was that one short encounter that changed both her life and her career. [Gruvia, Jerza, side-pairing Miraxus, NaLu, GaLe]
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,637 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 10/26/2013 - [Gray F., Juvia L.] [Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain]
The Annals of Darkness: The Tower of Trials by Shire Folk reviews
Part IV. Torn from Radiant Garden with the battle still undecided, Sora and his friends find themselves in a strange place with no means of returning to where they'd come from. With the clock ticking, they must press on with the guidance and knowledge of the Spirit of Adventure and ascend the tower to become what they need to be before it's too late. T, but discretion is advised.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,321 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sora, Kairi, Riku, Yuffie K.
Finding Hikari by Princess-Xion reviews
We take childhood for granted because we think this life is temporary. Kairi found out with brutal consequences that to take it for granted is to lose, and she is alone. She told the truth, and nobody believed her. Can she overcome the pain and find herself again? Sokai; adult themes. ***STORY COMPLETE***
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 325,036 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
A Holy War by Lightmoon54 reviews
A young God seeks world destruction and revenge. He hates the world for all the suffering he had to endure. From sorrow and hatred, Jellal can only follow the path of darkness. He devoted his life to a sole goal of revenge, and will stop at nothing for it. One woman by the name of Erza Scarlet was the only one he learned to love. Will she be able to melt his darkled heart?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 120,568 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Jellal F./Siegrain, Erza S.
Truth Be Told: New Dawn by i'mherepresent reviews
This is just a teaser. Short summary, this is about the descendants of Ichika 300 years after the Truth Be Told story. The story, characters and plot are still in developments and therefore subject to change. (UPDATED, FIXED GRAMMAR AND ADDED ONE MORE CHARACTER)
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,710 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/13
Follow the Wolves by Salaeren reviews
The threads of fate are twisted and severed, and one destiny is traded for another. An unexpected development at Mount Fake allows Tatsumi to follow a different road, one he now walks with General Esdese by his side. But alone, the Jaegers and Night Raid stand no chance against the virulent corruption within the Capital. Two wolves, together on the hunt, must join their packs...
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,723 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 9/16/2014 - [Tatsumi, Esdese] [Wave, Kurome]
Pokedex by Birdboy reviews
A drabble collection of the sort of pokemon world lore you might find in an expanded version of the pokedex.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 719 - Words: 203,904 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Arceus - Complete
But I LOVE Pancakes! : Lime Edition by Hondo-Okami reviews
It all starts when Roxas and Xion get caught in the rain on the way home from school. Whilst sheltering and waiting for the weather to clear, with their wet clothes sticking to their skin, Xion wants his opinion on her flat chest. Roxas x Namine x Xion x Rhyme
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Naminé, Roxas, Xion, Rhyme
Kingdom Tart: Lime Edition by Hondo-Okami reviews
Lime Ahoy! Roxas is very popular with the ladies. The non-explicit version of my once-popular 'Kingdom Tart' story. Roxas x Fuu x Olette x Naminé x Xion, some hints of Aqua and Yuffie too, plus Sora x Kairi x Riku. EDIT; Slight changes to Xion's appearance. More info on Chapter 4.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,001 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Naminé, Roxas, Olette, Fuu
Pyrrha(c) victory by The Rogue King reviews
A story revolving around Pyrrha's affections for her goofball of a leader, Jaune's total obliviousness and all the hijinks in between. And of course, the rest of the RWBY cast will be there to put in their own useless opinions.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,878 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos] - Complete
I'll Be Back Again by LovelyLuck49 reviews
"Hi?" she whispered in disbelief, eyes turning to slits as she moved closer to him. "You know?" she spat bitterly, "When I imagined what you would say to me if you ever returned, I expected something along the lines of an apology, a plea for forgiveness, but you are some piece of work Sora Kyoukou!" In three years, everything had changed. Slightly AU, Future Fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,505 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sora, Kairi
Destiny Cafe by T3rran reviews
Destiny Cafe. Sora's place of employment. This small business is known for it's amazing drinks and delicious food. To those who work, it's a place where love can blossom and hysterics ensue... but mostly hysterics.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,310 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sora, Kairi
Lemon Island by ParadiseAvenger reviews
MOVED! Anything you want or imagine... any fantasy you have... any desire that wakes you in the night, panting and sweaty... can be found in the Island of Lemons, but only for a price. A collection of one-shot citrus for SORA and KAIRI. Canon, fluff, AU. (44 Chapters.) MOVED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Time is the Path to Strength by Repiece reviews
Zeref sends Natsu back in time to grow stronger in order to defeat him and protect his friends who died during the fight with him. Now Natsu has to relive his battles, but this time as a much stronger mage. Time Travel Fic NatsuxHarem
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 238,582 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Natsu D., Mirajane S., Erza S., Lucy H.
Sometimes, Sinners Deserve Forgiveness by BlueRegina06 reviews
Jellal finds himself in a compromising position; Erza is missing and Makarov asks him to bring her back safely. Once Erza is found, another problem arises, a problem that will question his strength and stamina, as well as his self-confidence. - Slight OC, swearing.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,614 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
The Annals of Darkness: Light's Growth by Shire Folk reviews
Part III. The pieces position themselves for what will be the greatest conflict since the Keyblade war. Darkness troubles hearts of many, including Sora's. None will be able to escape the conflict against Maleficent. Light prepares, and Darkness gathers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 1,006,164 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Sora, Kairi, Riku, Yuffie K. - Complete
III Shadows of Reality: Final Mix by Krystal Lily Potter reviews
Complete rewrite of Shadows of Reality. After the dreams end, you realize that reality can be much more cruel than anything fantasy can create. Especially when you lose control of your own life. S/K, R/N, Ri/OC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 192,900 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Sora, Kairi
Light My Fire by JohnyNtheRainbows64 reviews
SoraxKairixAquaxFuu RikuxTifa LEMON. Sora is terrible with girls, so Riku takes him to Kairi's house for a night of fucking! NOTE! involves drug use.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Sora, Kairi, Aqua, Fuu
Addicted by ioncewasspellbound reviews
MERGE: "We wrote a prelude to our own fairytale."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 223,904 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sora, Kairi
Angel by ioncewasspellbound reviews
::MERGE:: "If I told you my secrets, you'd never look at me the same."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 209,489 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sora, Kairi
The Annals of Darkness: The Hidden Files by Shire Folk reviews
The light of day does not reveal everything. Often, many things are left unseen. A collection of tales and alternate takes on chapters of The Annals of Darkness that were left veiled in the security of the shadows of the night, no more. Regardless of light or dark, life for Keyblade Wielders can get very steamy. For mature audiences only. Reader discretion is strongly advised.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 34,057 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sora, Kairi, Riku, Yuffie K.
MadWorld by Jomatto reviews
You'd think that there'd be some kind of sign before everything goes to hell, but sometimes, you wake up and everything's gone before you know it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,957 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Complete
Truth or Dare by sunflowerb reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a game of truth or dare is never going to end well, especially when playing with one's crush. Especially when playing with mutual friends who are aware of said crush. sokai, oneshot, post kh2
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Bathroom Break by XJenny9 reviews
Tifa Lockhart, the hottest girl in the whole school has picked Cloud Strife to be her boy-toy, but will this little relationship turn into more than just meaningless sex? Or will the two stay nothing more than just friends-with-benefits? Rated M for obvious reasons.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,921 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
PokeSpe Strip Poker: Game 2! by Zero Slash One reviews
After hearing of what the other Dex-Holders have been up to, Platinum decides to try it herself! Who wins the money, who strips and who gets laid? Find out inside, again!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 11,679 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Dia, Platina, Black, White - Complete
Eye of the Storm by Princess-Xion reviews
They say that the eye of the storm is the calmest time period in the duration of a hurricane. But sometimes, it can be the worst part. Something is wrong with Kairi, but Sora can't put his finger on it. One-shot, heavy subject matter (eating disorders, self harm) Sokai fluff
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,227 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Sinful Touch by Kiome-Yasha reviews
They shared a forbidden kiss that was meant to be forgotten, but now after years of being apart, they were finally able to remember their sin. Rated M for Heavy Smut/lemon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Sora, Xion - Complete
Sango's Great Hunt by AM78 reviews
Upon discovering evidence of a foe from her past, Sango decides to break from the group to confront him. However, Miroku isn't content to let her do so alone, resulting in a quest that may test thier skills and commitment to each other as never before.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,818 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Sango, Miroku - Complete
The Gap by Jomatto reviews
When we can't see beyond the darkness, our minds fill in the gaps, and horror is born.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 46,390 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
A Heated Touch by Watercolour Ink reviews
Kairi realized all too late what she was getting herself into, and yet she couldn't care less. — AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Lure of the Bespectacled Goddess by Nidoran Duran reviews
Shauntal calls Black over for mysterious reasons, and he only realizes too late what he's gotten himself into.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Shauntal/Shikimi, Hilbert/Touya - Complete
Teenage Wasteland by xo.Kyorii reviews
"No, Roxas. I'm not okay. I came here hoping to explain things to the love of my life, but instead I'm stuck with your introverted girlfriend, an emo kid, a lovesick desperato, a terrorist, a seventies chick, and a whole island of teenagers in my way."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 302,300 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sora, Kairi
Identity by sunflowerb reviews
Sci-fi AU. "You are you, and I am me." It's an oft-used phrase and she finishes it for him, "And we are nobody else but us." Life and love are hard enough for people like them, but that one-digit difference in their identification codes makes it all so much harder. How much is who someone is as a person written into their DNA? And what does it mean to really be you? oneshot roxion
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Xion, Roxas - Complete
Taking Charge by Hiru Dine reviews
Akiza's comment about Yusei not taking charge in the bedroom really gets him going. Smut
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Yūsei F., Aki I.
Snowmans, One hit fanfic stop! by Snowman23 reviews
A series of one-hit stories: characters include: Isara Gunther, Marina Wulstan and Ted Ustinov, Ramona Linton and Nils Daerden, Alexis Hilden, Marion Seghiban, Rene Randall, Welkin and Magari. Newest character and story: Chloe Blixen- A Painters Plight.
Valkyria Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 85,738 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010
Dare to Dream by Broken Angel01 reviews
In order to obtain that elusive dream known as freedom, sometimes all it takes is someone to teach you how to fly.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Terra B., Vaan
A Warrior's Lament by Billy Creston reviews
Sora's homecoming is bittersweet. He had returned home at last, and found that life had moved on in his absence. As he tries to piece together his life as a normal person, the threat of something greater lurks in the shadows... *ADULT SITUATIONS*
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,698 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Adventures in War by Snowman23 reviews
Vyse and Aika have arrived in Gallia by ship, only to find that a war has broken out in the country they came to seeking adventure. Together they jump ship and sign up to fight against the empire, who will they meet, what will happen...read to find out.
Valkyria Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 216,421 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009
Honey by Brown Eyed Sage reviews
April 5th, 1945. That was the day I came home.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/2/2011 - [Sora, Kairi] - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: Reconnection of Souls by iceandfire66 reviews
A year after the events of Kingdom Hearts 2, Sora receives a letter from King Mickey, and embarks on a quest to save Aqua, Ven, and Terra. But old enemies are regaining their power, and soon Xehanort himself will return. Canonically follows Birth By Sleep
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,241 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010
You Can't Always Get What You Want by Jomatto reviews
Sora runs away when he can no longer bear the sight of Kairi and Riku together. Ten years later, he receives an invitation to their wedding.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,823 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
KINGDOM HEARTS: A New Tale by EPSIL0N reviews
Post-KH2: Sora, Kairi, and Riku finally celebrate a joyous reunion. However, when the powers of darkness rise again, who else can step up in defense? Follow heroes as they visit old and new worlds alike in this plot-twisted tale of light and darkness.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 194,879 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Skyward by Krystal Lily Potter reviews
She wanted to break free from the soil that smothered her, but she never would have guessed that it only took one person to water the seed to make her grow free. Fluff. Sora/Kairi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,585 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
A Week's Paradise by WonderHeroe reviews
With Master Eraqus and Ven gone for the week, Terra and Aqua has the whole castle to themselves. Alone. With no one to watch over them. These two have a lot of catching up to do... Terra/Aqua smutty goodness; Lemon. -Officially Revised-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/16/2010 - [Terra, Aqua] - Complete
A new beginning to an old story by Kain790 reviews
Their life together is turned upside down and a choice is made. In doing so will they find a new start or the beginnings of more problems? Kairi X Sora mainly Rated M for language, violence, sex, alcohol, and alot of other things i don't have room to list
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,853 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Kairi, Sora
Unraveled by sunflowerb reviews
Kairi's falling apart at the seams. And Namine's holding the seamripper. Dark. SoraKairiRoxasNamine.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Tempting Darkness by Kiome-Yasha reviews
After another lecture from Master Eraqus, Terra heads into the mountains for special training over the night. Little does he know there's a river flowing towards him that seeks to settle the darkness inside him. WARNING! LEMON!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Aqua, Terra - Complete
DRIVE by throned reviews
Anti-Sora x Kairi / Sometimes, even his anti-form needs to get a chance to take control. /slightly AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Anti-Sora, Kairi - Complete
Island Destiny, School High by T3rran reviews
Sora Kurosaki. 16 years old, just trying to make it through High School with his head in its proper place. But they make it near impossible at this place. Everything relates to high school and is humor with romance woven in.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sora, Kairi
The Worldcrossing Litanies by Nuclear Burp reviews
Great, so we're stuck in a universe populated by Xenocidal, dominatrix-inclined angels intent on destroying the human race. Sora, this was definitely not one of your better ideas...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,084 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sora, Kairi
Masquerade by xo.Kyorii reviews
Kairi's life revolves around four boys. Her mysterious friend from the past, her favourite YouTube user, the unknown prince charming at the masquerade ball, and the sweet, irresistable Sora Strife. What is so similar about all four? SoKai
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,531 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Cleaning Dishes by Kattzia reviews
Cleaning dishes is not a difficult job; it leaves Tifa with much space in her mind to contemplate things... Like at what exact point she and Cloud had conceived their first child. Rated M for strong sexual themes and much fluff. One-shot Cloti
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
One Day at the Mall by Shaiden Darke reviews
Shopping. Surprises. Panties. Don't you just love SoKai? SoKai. Rated K for underwear section. Humor for stiuation, Romance because of the pairing. R R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Dissidia: Final Fantasy by Dance Macabre reviews
My Novelization of the Opening FMV to Dissidia: Final Fantasy. I was very excited about this, so please, read and review, Dissidia and Final Fantasy Fans!
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,692 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
The Fateful XIII by Xelskyr reviews
It's been a little over twenty years since Sora and Riku defeated Organization XIII. Sora and Kairi now have a son, Roxas, and when he and his best friend Hikari meet a new group of Nobodies, they find that someone might be trying to start another war.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,489 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
The Annals of Darkness: The Beginning by Shire Folk reviews
Part I. A normal life is first in the minds of Sora, Kairi, and Riku before they are thrust headfirst into another plot for Kingdom Hearts. Maleficent is back, and her nefarious plans could cost Sora his heart, in more ways than one. SXK RXN RiXYuf
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 378,598 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Reunion II by Star Tours Traveler reviews
Xehanort and his ilk are dead but now a new evil has emerged and it’s up to Sora, his friends, and now his family to once again stop the darkness from consuming the worlds. Sequel fic to Reunion. Advised you read the other three Reunion Fics first.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 147,146 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Girls on a Sora by EmotionalSpazz reviews
SoraKairiNaminéOlette Curiosity killed the cat; satisfaction brought him back. That had been Sora's reasoning when he had decided to investigate.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Damage and Repair by sunflowerb reviews
-sokai- dual alternate endings. -.It wasn't supposed to happen like this.- It was just a routine mission. You weren't supposed to die. -Now I'm dying too.- "She's perfectly healthy...it seems she's simply given up the will to live." oneshot postKH2
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Never Give Up by Valentine'sNinja reviews
Tifa was gone, but that wouldn't stop her from showing Cloud that he couldn't give up the precious treasure she had left behind and who had his eyes. CloudTifa, rating for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Boys Will Be by Lizzy Rebel reviews
[oneshot, dark, SoraKairi] it’s like little boys in the summer, young and covered in blood
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Into the New World by AJ-Writer reviews
Set 2 years after KH II. After an Incident in the White castle in The world That Never Was, Sora and friends must beagn a new journey... into a new world. Lemons in future chapters. SoraKairi Chapter 1 to 2 rewriten. Chapter 3 up!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,933 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Sora, Kairi
Visits in the Night by paxnirvana reviews
Zidane/Dagger - While the group goes in pursuit of Kuja, Dagger needs a little understanding from Zidane.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2002
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Kingdom Hearts III: The Twilight Knight of the Aegis reviews
From the stars above, we'll descend upon the worlds. Take back what they stole. From shadows, we'll reclaim our destiny. Set our future free and we'll rise.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Sora
Dissidia: Balance of the Cycle reviews
Harmony-Discord. Light-Darkness. Good-Evil. Each can't exist without the other. This is what the warriors of Cosmos and Chaos do not know. The warrior that walks both paths must survive the forces of Cosmos and Chaos to find the true victory. But what lies beyond this victory? Who exactly are the villains and who are the heroes? SLOW UPDATES
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sora, Master Xehanort, Warrior of Light, Garland
For His Light reviews
Five years is a long time. That's how long it took for Sora to finally come home. But no one comes home from a war unscathed; physically or mentally. Now, he's changed, and nothings like before. Partial AU, Rated M for future chapters. On HIATUS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sora, Kairi