Author has written 3 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Dissidia: Final Fantasy.
Nobody Name: Vextens
Hair: Very very Dark Brown.
Weight: Between 130lbs and 140lbs.
THE KH SURVEY
(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)
SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions
1. Your favorite KH guy?
Sora. He's the main protagonist, and a regular teenager who we can pretty much relate to as he gets thrust into a world he's probably not ready for. The only difference is that for him it's a battle for life and death while the rest of us it's likely University.
2. Your favorite KH girl?
Kairi. She's pretty and can (and has been) be used as a very influential part of the KH storyline.
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Vexen/Even. He's that evil mad scientist that will obviously betray everyone in the end. Ugly bugger.
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Selphie. Although not an original KH character, she's the only female to not contribute to Sora's journey.
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
The World That Never Was
6. Least Favorite World?
Monstro and Castle of Dreams (BBS)
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Ultima Weapon and Two Become One and No Name
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Genie. He's just too fun
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
Tie between Anit-Form and Final-Form (heh)
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
Sora/Kairi. They're the canonical, natural pairing, and they are the only couple to actually exist.
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
I know that I dislike Sora/Riku, but I really don't like Sora/Roxas. To me, that's almost like he's in love with his twin brother who dyed his hair and styled it differently, I hate any Yaoi!
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
Riku/Kairi (I do believe that is just wrong)
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
People who think that Kairi is the most annoying person in the universe.
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!
No. They don't have hearts, and Xemnas never loved anyone when he was Xehanort.
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
No. He just acts that way since he can't actually feel depressed.
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
No, in Japanese culture, pink and cherry blossoms are representatives of death. So in Japan he's the fucking grim reaper.
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
Look at my pet peeves and you'll see my answer to that.
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
Namine. While I think Olette is prettier, Namine was the one who was helping him to get through Twilight Town. Plus, they are Sora and Kairi.
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
Played the game. No longer a theory. Loved it nonetheless
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
Absolutely not. Both the GBA and PS2 version were fun.
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
Xehanort. So that he could teach me the powers of darkness and I could earn the ability to wield the Keyblade.
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Riku. I'm not physically above all my friends, but I would do anything for them and especially this one girl. I would give myself over to darkness. I'm also self-conscious with some of my decisions.
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
When I turned away from the scene for one minute and lost to Setzer in Struggle as Sora. AS SORA!
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
No. I guess that it would be cool though to cosplay as Sora, but I really don't have the hair to cosplay any of them.
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
I'm stuck. There are three moments that are tied.
When Belle elbows Xaldin in the gut and steals the rose and somehow gets out of his grasp.
Genie's triumphant return in KH2 where he mistakes Pete for Aladdin.
Hayner and Pence's pathetic attempt to prevent Axel from kidnapping Kairi
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
Tie between Terra/Enigmatic Knight and The Unknown (BBS)
30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
New worlds, a slightly more complex and darker story to suit the growing teenage protagonist, the Drive Forms, Organization XIII, and with Final Mix, replayable enjoyable boss battles, and Theatre Mode.
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence?
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
33. Riku or Roxas?
34. Roxas or Sora?
35. Axel or Demyx?
36. Kairi or Larxene?
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
God, I hate this! AkuRoku
38. Namixas or Namiku?
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Sea Salt Ice Cream
42. Cloud or Leon?
43. CloTi of Clerith?
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!
45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)
Kairi, Namine, Olette, Yuna, Rikku, Paine, Xion, Fuu
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
Kingdom Hearts/Mortal Kombat (Wouldn't mind Sub-Zero as a party member)
Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy I,II,IV,V,VI,IX,X,XII,XIII (This game needs Zidane and Vaan, their kinda like Sora)
Kingdom Hearts/Dissidia Final Fantasy (Cosmos, Goddess of Light versus Chaos God of Darkness? HELLS YEAH!)
Kingdom Hearts/Gundam (Giant mechas fighting with giant Keyblades? HELL YES)
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Terra looks like Zack Fair, Ven looks like Roxas (dur), Axel looks like Reno, Xion looks like Kairi, Sora looks like Neku!
48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?
Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance, Birth By Sleep Volume 2, and KHIII!
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
KH2. See my above answer to question 30, and I liked the battle system better. We had one more customizable button, the reaction commands, and we could rotate the camera using the right analog stick, and there was a bit more mature themes.
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
The fact that anyone of any age could play it and still get the games deep meaning.
//Harmless Author Facts//
Favorite KINGDOM HEARTS Pairings: Sora/Kairi, Roxas/Namine, Riku/Xion, Sora/Namine, Axel/Larxene, Vanitas/Aqua, Terra/Aqua, Ventus/Fuu.
Favorite FINAL FANTASY Pairing[s: Zack/Aerith, Cloud/Tifa, Zidane/Garnet, Tidus/Yuna, Irvine/Selphie, Noctis/Stella, Firion/Lightning, Vaan/Terra (from FFVI!),
Favorite Food: Tie between Fried Rice/Chow Mien/Pancit/Longanisa/Orange Chicken. But when I have all those at once, it's basically sex in my mouth.
Favorite Drink: Raspberry Iced Tea, preferably the Brisk brand.
Favorite Story: LOVE SICK by Jomatto
Favorite TV Series: Big Bang Theory, followed closely by Impractical Jokers, Hardcore Pawn, and Wipeout.
Favorite Movie: Of all time? Saving Private Ryan.
Favorite Color: Green.
Favorite Songs (current): 'Numb' by Linkin Park, 'Cantata Mortis and God in Fire' by Kidneythieves, and 'Pictures of You' by The Last Goodnight.
Favorite Music Genre: ROCK. Hands down.
Favorite Fruit: Bananas or Watermelons.
Favorite Artist (current): Linkin Park, the only band where I actually like more than one song
Favorite book [series] (current): The Horus Heresy
Favorite word (current): Transcendent
Favorite manga: Not much of a reader but I do like Soul Eater
Favorite Anime: Code Geass, with Soul Eater being an extremely close second.
Favorite instruments: Guitars, Saxophone, and/or Piano. Play them together and I'm in heaven.
Favorite video game: Kingdom Hearts series, but the Halo universe is a very very very very close second. Followed by any Final Fantasy game.
Kingdom Hearts OTP: Sokai I guess, really open towards any others besides yaoi, but I'm okay with Yuri. (GIGGITY)
Hobbies: 55% Various Things on Internet, 35% Playing Games, 5% Important Things XD, 5% Writing Fanfiction..sorry
Inspirations: Imagination. There's really something about being able to immerse yourself in any situation and just be happy. And fanfiction.net is a good place to express that.
Activities: Gaming, Tabletop Gaming, Reading (real books), building stuff.
Random Quote of the Moment: "Sometimes, fear, is the appropriate response." 1, from '9'.
THIS or THAT
Pepsi or Coke: I'm allergic to Carbonated drinks, but Pepsi affects me less.
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Vanilla Swirl!
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: ...hot chocolate. Coffee is for posers.
Kiss or Hug: Hugs. You can do it without having to break apart for air.
Dog or Cat: Dogs.
Rap or Punk: Rap. Well, the good rap at least, not the mainstream rap that's basically about nothing but sex and drugs and money and SWAG.
Summer or Winter: Winter.
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary Movies! What's your favorite scary movie? hehehehehe.
Love or Money: LOVE.
Cheated Your Partner: No.
Ever been beaten up: Yes, Karate does that to ya. My parents, aunts, uncles, cousins, older brother, grandma, grandpa and nephews call it discipline.
Ever beaten someone up: Yes. Got a silver medal for second place.
Ever Shoplifted: Regrettable yes. But I'm no longer like that
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yeah.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes...BOW-CHICKA-BOW-WOW
Been Dumped Lately: Yeah. She moved to Virginia.
In A Girl:
Favorite Eye Color: Green. Once I meet a super-hot Pinoy girl with NATURAL GREEN EYES! Too bad she wasn't interested...in men...(bow-chicka-bow-wow)
Favorite Hair Color: I prefer brunettes, or black hair.
Short or Long: Long
Height: Shorter than me. Sounds shallow, but I'm self-conscious if a girl is taller.
Style: Trustworthy, doesn't hate on religion, has good morals, and has to be FUNNY. No, seriously, if a girl isn't funny...I'd rather have her annoying than boring.
Looks or Personality: I lean more towards personality, but please please please please please please try to look good.
Hot or Cute: Cute at day, Hot at night.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Not too muscular. I like a lean stomach.
What country do you want to Visit: Great Britain.
How do you want to Die: Classic old age, or covered in my opponents blood!
Get along with your Parents: Depends. Sometimes we get along, sometimes we don't. At the moment we're going through a rocky phase...but that's because I've been waking up feeling like crap and they always seem to get in the way.
Health Freak: I'm surprised I haven't had a heart attack from all the Tater Tots.
Believe in Yourself: Sometimes.
Want to go to College: Yup.
Do you Smoke: Nope.
Do you Drink: Yes, but don't tell anyone. Can't wait till 21 when I can legally do this.
Shower Daily: Yeah.
Been in Love: Maybe, couldn't tell.
Do you Sing: If a person only sings when no one's around to hear it, is he actually singing?
Want to get Married: Yeah. Hopefully it lasts forever like in the movies...I've already jinxed it haven't I?
Do you want Children: Twins. My dad had a twin, my cousin had a twin, my aunt had a twin. Twin's run in the family. A boy and girl.
Hate anyone: It's more of today's Society that I hate.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . or if you smiled at one of these things
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Life is too short to stick to labels. Everyone deserves to be treated humanely without judgement.
Morte ai nostri nemici
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