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Joined 10-30-11, id: 3386053, Profile Updated: 12-28-12
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

Who am I? Hehe I'm Ryou!! My age... um... I'm only 4 years old. Anything else you wanna know?? hehe I love Hidan and kakuzu thats important!! And just so ya know if you review any of my fics feel free to Message me! I love messages from people hehe. Oh and Please Please Please Read my Miss-Adventure Fic its da bomb Haha


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Naruto!


Akatsukicons!

Pein: @:@

Konan: *-_-

Itachi: */ \*

Deidara: o\/

Zetsu: \o.o/

Tobi: @

Sasori: -.-

Kisame: =0_o=

Hidan: o.o

Kakuzu: $_$

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!


Deidara: Do I ever cross your mind?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Do you like me?

Sasori: Not really.

Deidara: Do you want me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you cry if I left?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you live for me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you do anything for me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Choose your life or mine.

Sasori: My life.

Deidara runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after him and says:

Sasori: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet.


Pein/Pain - Nagato
] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
[x] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes aregrey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4]

Konan
] - Most of my friends are guys.
] - Origami RULES!
] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 2]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 5 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4]

Sasori
[X] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
] - My Grandma annoys me.
] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 5 ]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
] - I have blue eyes.
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
] - I hate Tobi.
]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 3]

Kakuzu
] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
] My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 1 ]

Hidan
] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 4 ]

Zetsu
[X ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[ ] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[X] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 6 ]

Tobi
[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 2]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 2]


1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Let's see here: Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Itachi, Zetsu, Tobi, Kisame, Kakuzu, Pein/Nagato, Konan, Gaara, Kimimaro, Suigetsu... yeah the list keeps on going...

2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? SasoxDei, KakuxHida, PeinxKonan, ItaxKisa, ShikaxTema, etc.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi FTW!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? I was Deidara for Halloween :3

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Akatsuki cloak, Deidara's headband, Naruto movies, hundreds of pictures, and fanfictions

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Hidan *draws a pciture with him*

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruxHina. I mean it makes sense.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuxNaru, Sakura deserves to be lonely forever >:)

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team Gai of course!

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Nope. I am thoroughly convinced that Tobi is Izuna.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Well obviously, I mean it's in the manga now.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara!!!!!! Blonde bombers FTW!!!!!!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti all the way.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yup!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Of course!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yeah, I mean why else can he not sit still?

17. Sub or dub? Um I have to go with the dub on this one because it's nice to be able to focus on the animations and the voices and not have to focus on reading the entire time, it kind of takes away the purpose of the anime. But subs are cool, I'm not totally against them.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI-SAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE SAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Who could think he's annoying? He's like the sunshine in the Akatsuki.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Nobody knows T.T Nobody knows...

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Lol I think he's a little of both

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Sorry to say but it would probably be either Deidara or Haku. But my Dei Dei shall never crossdress! He's my girly man!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome :P

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Um I dunno I like all OOC's...

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Well duh!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? They're taking over my life, so yeah.

27. Do you like lemons? Hmmmm... yes... DON'T JUDGE MEH!!!!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yeah, whenever I do something cool my mom asks me if I used my jutsu XD

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yep! Both of them! Ninjabridge's being the best!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yes!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? My brother I guess?

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yep I suppose lol

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Nope never happened before :/

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Sssshhh...maybe...

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope, I was broke to begin with...lol

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Oh yeah, who doesn't

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope the leader of the Akatsuki is none other than the sexiness that is Pein! Hehe

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Lol I suck at drawing, so no.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? If you go for that kind of thing...

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes and some people don't like them but I do...oooh I do a lot!

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Naruto is most definitely my life now. I can't imagine life without it anymore. Khehehhe


If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile.


-If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.


:3 Mwuahahahahaha

Khehehe I stole all of this stuff off of dark-spirited Bakura's profile!! She's like my bestie so its okay!! Don't tell her though its our little secret!!

ZETSU FAN GIRL ALL THE WAY HE IS MY SEXY PLANT MAN!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (The bold ones apply to me.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (aside from Jashinism)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been run over by a parked car, copy this onto your profile.

The Naruto alphabet! :D Just for fun

A - Akatsuki, the bad-ass criminals of Naruto

B - Byakugan, the Hyuuga kekkai genkai

C - Chakra, where would we be without it?

D - Deidara, the amazing pyromaniac obsessed with explosions

E - Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, when regular Mangekyou Sharingan just doesn't cut it

F - Fireball no Jutsu, when you've got an angry Uchiha on your hands

G - Gai, the sensei obsessed with youth

H - Hidan, everyone's favorite religious masochist

I - Itachi, one bad Uchiha

J - Jashin, when Kami isn't good enough

K - Kisame, the shark swordsman with a sense of humor

L - Lee, the loyal, bushy browed athletic freak

M - Madara, the one with the power of a god

N - Neji, the one who believes in destiny

O - Orochimaru, snake and man combined into one

P - Pein, the overly pierced leader of the Akatsuki

Q - Quicksand in the style of a waterfall, Gaara's got you beat

R - Rinnegan, Pein's ultimate weapon

S - Sasori, the red headed puppeteer

T - Tobi, the evil genius plotting to take over the world with his Moon's Eye plan

U - Uchiha, the clan of the Sharingan

V - Valley of the End, where many important fights have happened

W - Water style, when you've got some fire to deal with

X - Xtra limbs, Sakon and Ukon have got this covered.

Y - Yamato, the one with the scary face

Z - Zetsu, everyone's favorite bipolar plant

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 3

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Sweet Nothings by Sandyx5 reviews
Sweet title. Sweet couple. Sweet drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Kiba I., Ino Y.
Crimson Tears and Sweet Revenge by dark-spirited Bakura reviews
"You killed Sasori, my Danna, my partner, my everything, and you expect me to show you mercy? Think again." Deidara wants revenge on Sakura for killing Sasori. But how far is he willing to go to avenge his Danna? Being rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Deidara
Shinobi Mail by EeBee-kohai reviews
The shinobi mail system helps the ninja of the Elemental Countries exchange their letters. But what do these letters say? A collection of correspondence from various shinobi to one another. Written with the help of Lil' Deidei.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Mission Impossible by dark-spirited Bakura reviews
Konan thinks that Pein is ready to snap, so now she's carrying out Mission Impossible: To straighten out the Akatsuki into a somewhat sane organization! On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki
Salvation by infinite vertigo reviews
AU "What's this?" "Tapes of reasons for why Deidara found it so hard to keep living." After a failed suicide attempt by Deidara, all Sasori has to understand why and salvage him is a bundle of tapes... that he isn't supposed to have. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,415 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Unsaid Feelings by sheeploverfangirl7 reviews
What happens when Maka has time to think about Soul in a different way? Sure, they're friends but could they be more than that?
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Afox'spuppy by NaruKibaPoster reviews
This is YAOI! I will continue the story writed by narukiba lover. His story "A fox's puppy Cahpter 7:Realizing I hoppe you will like it. If narukiba lover read this pls you have to continue writing stories!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Naruto U., Kiba I.
Oops, We Did It Again by dark-spirited Bakura reviews
Pein wants to test the Akatsuki's resistance to alcohol. But things might take a turn for the kinky for two artists. Contains a lemon and an awkward situation or two. SasoxDei, KakuxHida if you squint, do the Macarena, and draw on your face with Sharpie.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
It All Fell Apart by dark-spirited Bakura reviews
Akatsuki was never a place for caring from the start. So what happened to change that? One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Itachi and the Dango Stick! by HimekoUchia reviews
Kisame decides to drug Itachi to get him to relax and loosen up. Before long, chaos ensures and everyone gets involved, whether they like it or not. Some want blackmail material, some are entertained and some just really want Tobi to put the scythe down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Horrorama by elric0sis reviews
A series of drabbles based off of some children's songs. Rated for Blood/Gore. YAOI IS IN HERE AS WELL!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
7 Minutes in Heaven Hidan by Mystic Shaddow reviews
I just finished this one and a Sasori one I will start work on. A one-shot with Hidan and your point of view. The setting is the game 7 Minutes in Heaven. A/N: I don't own any of the Akatsuki characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
7 Minutes in Heaven Tobi by Mystic Shaddow reviews
A one-shot with Tobi and your point of view. The setting is the game 7 Minutes in Heaven. A/N: I own none of the Akatsuki characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
7 Minutes in Heaven Zetsu by Mystic Shaddow reviews
A one-shot with Zetsu and your point of view. The setting is the game 7 Minutes in Heaven. A/N: I own none of the Akatsuki characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Zetsu, Akatsuki - Complete
Tobi has an Itch by Ivonovna reviews
When Tobi overhears a conversation, he encounters a word he's never heard before. Puzzling over what it could mean, he asks Deidara. Unfortunately, Deidara gives him the wrong definition, which causes Tobi to wreak word misuse upon the Akatasuki!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
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A MissAdventure reviews
What if the Akatsuki wasn't an evil organization, and everybody in it wasn't a ninja? What if there lives weren't like that at all? What if, they were in the world of Pokemon? An adventure with Pokemon as friends. Can Deidara become a great trainer? A/U
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Deidara, Sasori
Lost Hope reviews
Rasuka Haruno has a lot of love issues with her lover Gaara, and Madara. She only wants the best for both of them, but also wants the best for herself. She is trying to get both their loves, but that can't possibly turn out good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,902 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Gaara, Madara U.
Deep Memories reviews
When I look to the stars I see the blank night sky. My heart couldn't feel anymore deep and empty than it is now. Why did you go? Why didn't you stay with me? We could have been so much more…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Sakura H.
Good News reviews
Itachi and Kisame finally show everyone what they have been feeling this entire time. Their wedding was beautiful, but now Kisame is moving too fast for Itachi, or is it the right speed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Blood Covered Bruises reviews
"Hidan wait." I said trying to catch up to Hidan who was walking away from me quickly down the hallway. Hidan only glanced back and continued away. He turned the corner and was gone. "Hidan…" I grumbled feeling angry for him just leaving me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Forever my Soulless
Moki another soul reaper just trying to do her job. She is in the material world along with captain Hitsugaya. Moki's older sister Momo is still obsessed with Aizen making Moki worry about her every second of everyday. She just wants her to get better.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Ulquiorra
Never Ending Love reviews
Hidan has been feeling down about life, but Kakuzu is there. Kakuzu is always there when Hidan is feeling lowly about life, but sometimes even Kakuzu can't mend an immortal heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Going away party reviews
Zetsu is going away and Tobi wants to throw a little party. He seems to be the only one who even remotely cares that Zetsu-san is leaving...for like only a few weeks. He wants Zetsu to feel very loved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
New Chuunin reviews
Rasuka is going on a mission with her sister's squad, but its to Gaara, her lovers, home. How will she break the news about joining the Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Gaara
One Last Time reviews
Konan and Pein rememeber the day they met.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Simple Love reviews
Have you ever felt so much love you would walk to the end of the world for that person. No, yes? Well for Hidan and Kakuzu their love has never faded nor will it. For once they feel at peace. HidXKak yaoi is involved
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Springs reviews
Stressful days are just the worse especially for money lovers like Kakuzu and his loud mouth counterpart Hidan. The springs would be a nice little getaway from the stress or will it just add on to it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete