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Resident Evil Rebirth by Bios13 reviews
My Novelization of the RE1 Remake which was released exclusively for the Gamecube. The final chapter contains information on my future projects in the novelization of the Resident Evil Series. This is the rough version, check my profile for the final.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,636 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 5/6/2002 - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Professor Gandalf by Earendil Eldar reviews
Gandalf comes to Hogwarts to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts... unfortunately for Hogwarts, Gandalf is a little out of touch with the times. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,567 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Complete
Fantabulous Leggosity! by Soyotome reviews
LARGE, HAIRY PARODY! Put humor in with your Legolas to avoid starchy romance fics! Not for those who likewrite Mary-Sues. Legolas Meets Mystic Girl...satire ensues! Updated with Very Important Note for everyone to read.....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 10/2/2002 - Legolas
Halloween: Micheal Myers has a yard sale! by weirdDAR reviews
So first, Michael Myers has a yardsale, then he fights for the kingdom of hell...then he has a surprise birthday part...then a lot of crazy, unneccesary stuff starts to happen. NOW WITH A NEW CONCLUSION. YOU HEARD IT HERE. NO BIG DEAL, BUT IT'S A NEW END.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 8/6/2002
Titanic: Hillbilly Style by SANDer137 reviews
Self-explanatory.
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 2/15/2003
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by amy22 reviews
5th year fic, revised version of my previous one. 9th Chapter up. Please Read and Review. And ok, I know the real one is out, but I swear I haven't read it yet, and ppl have told me to keep writing this one, so I am. And I will keep it original.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,477 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2003 - Published: 4/14/2003
Halloween: The Musical! by The-Magnificent-Jiggy-Sock reviews
Michael Meyers, Laurie, and Dr.Loomis star in Halloween: The Musical!
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2003
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by yamwam reviews
Harry's fifth year. Now totally complete. This was written a long time before the real OotP came out, so it's wildly different. Please review. Incidentally sometimes where you see a period . it's meant to be an ellipsis .... Formatting problems, sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 163,385 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2003 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Complete
Halloween 13: Michael Meyers Faked his Death Again by The-Magnificent-Jiggy-Sock reviews
If you went into the future, and watched the trailer to the latest Halloween movie, this is what I suspect it'd look like.
Halloween - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2003
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
ANTIDEPRESSANT FUNNESS! by randomwriter96 reviews
*CHAPTER 39 is here* A sillyfic! Pippin and Merry trying to lose weight. Legolas has narcissm problems. Aragorn's unloved. Gandalf's on Viagra. Frodo's an isolationist. Sam and Gimli appear sporadically. Bor's kind of dead. It's craziness really.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 3/17/2002
The Silmarillion For Idiots by randomwriter96 reviews
Finally, *Chapter 5 up!* (Very sorry for the long wait!) The very condensed version of the Silmarillion. Very. Not in offense to this wonderful book. Rating may change later.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 2/16/2003
A Fluff Story by Winter's Shadow reviews
Just as the title says it's pure fluff. R/H and H/G hinted
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Hogwarts: with Hormones by Kevin3 reviews
Did you know that 30% of HP stories on ff.net are Romance? Did you know that only 15% are Humor and 5% are Action/Adventure. Even 'General' only has 25%! I think this amazing fact deserves a parody. 5th in the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Albus D., Hermione G.
Please Don't Scream! by Shallow Hallow Man reviews
This movie parodies Scream and other Slasher films. Please read and review.
Scream - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2002
Silent Screams by Mischa reviews
Co-written with Rube. Sort of a replacement for Hannibal. Set after SOTL. If you view it as 'Hannibal' fic, then it is completely canon. Clarice is sent to investigate Hannibal Lecter 'copycat' killings, but are they copycat at all?
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2001 - Published: 4/9/2001