The Mustachioed Cat
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Joined 01-04-01, id: 33884, Profile Updated: 02-19-11
Author has written 10 stories for Chrono Cross, Evangelion, and Harry Potter.

Profile Update: 2/19/2011

Current BAC: .12


Active Fics:

(Tier 1 – srs busniz)

Wake Up, Ikari! - Bad news, Shinji. The multiverse wants a piece of you. Play along or everyone dies.

(Tier 2 – slightly cr acked)

The Foregone Conclusion – Bad news, Shinji. The Angels never stopped coming, Asuka and Misato hate you, and Hikari Horaki's sister is totally stalking you. Yep. Everything is totally going according to plan.

(Tier 3 – absolute batshit)

Beneath – Bad news, Shinji. Your world is totally fucking insane. Vague resolutions! Narrative framing devices! Chris Mansell in a dead city! Deaf girls, yes, DEAF GIRLS. Shit, by the time this is over, horses will be eating each other.


Paused Fics:

Hallowed World – Needs something from the three or four other fics before its gonna get interesting again. Right now, in my head, all that's happening are Shinji, Rei, and Asuka wandering around a safe-house for all reality called the Siege Perilous, fumbling around with philosophy and one another while the adults try to scrap together a working Evangelion.


Done Fics:

The Weaver – For the same reason we don't follow Doc Manhattan when he leaves for a more simple galaxy. But the Genocide and all the characters created/implied in this fic will reappear elsewhere.

Our Star – A one shot that creeped out a bunch of Potter fans.

Kid's Condition – Serviceable, but in its current form, not really up to my standards.

Closure - Same as above.


Murdered Fics:

The Journey – First thing I wrote and put out there, though the date might tell you different. I'll probably delete this once I sober up and figure out how.

Elsgod – Yeah. Evangelion counter-current. I know. Pretty much as bad as you'd expect.

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EVA Sessions: Someplace Vast and Dry by Gob Hobblin reviews
In 2015, something happened in Antarctica that changed the course of human events. From that point on, the lives of a small group of scientists and their children will become entwined in a war for survival, and a search that could lead to humanity's salvation...or destruction.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 57 - Words: 155,795 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 7/5/2012
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14099 - Favs: 17,534 - Follows: 15,024 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shinji and the Doctor by machiavelli reviews
Fourteen-year-old Shinji Ikari finds himself being mentored by the greatest English teacher in the multiverse. The real question is, will the strange man called the Doctor help save the world - or end it? (Cover art by Epsthian-Artist on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 80 - Words: 139,125 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 9/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shinji I., Misato K., Asuka L. S.
My Own Personal Revolution by sedemihcrA reviews
AxS So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,079 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
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The Foregone Conclusion reviews
Here's a shadow of the future. Not the terror and end of Third Impact, just a rolling landscape of sameness.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,238 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 4/9/2007
Beneath reviews
The Angel War is over, and quickly becoming myth. Ten years after his apparent death, Shinji Ikari returns to a world that has moved on and forgotten him.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,673 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 9/24/2004
Wake up, Ikari! reviews
This life doesn't seem like a dream or anything. It isn't perfect, you know? But he thinks himself awake. Aware. He has no idea what is coming.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,091 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009
The Weaver reviews
Eight years have passed since the Decimation, since the human Weaver halted the machinations of SEELE and NERV and declared himself an enemy of Mankind. This is closure: Gods are born, as the Weaver ends.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,166 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006
Our Star reviews
A diary written by an observer of humanity's final days. Details methods used by Voldemort to destory Muggle and Wizard alike. The final battle between Voldemort and Harry Potter is chronicled here, as is the final fate of mankind. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
Hallowed World reviews
An Alternate Reality Evangelion Tale. COMPLETE
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,397 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 1/23/2004
Kid's Condition reviews
Kid has found Serge, four months after the events of the game. COMPLETE.
Chrono Cross - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2002 - Complete
The Journey reviews
The Fading, Resurgence, and Permeance, condensed. COMPLETE.
Chrono Cross - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/1/2002
Elsgod reviews
Good lord, did I really write this? DEFUNCT!
Chrono Cross - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,275 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2/25/2001 - Published: 1/4/2001
Closure reviews
Always wanted something more out of Harle, didn't think she made a very graceful bow out of the story. COMPLETE.
Chrono Cross - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2001