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You know when you're a WWF/WWE Fan if...
1) You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling in your home.
2)You beat down an old person or your grandparents and call yourself a 'Legend Killer'
3) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.
4)You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said So!"
5) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7.
6)when you were young, all the kids rush home to watch cartoons...you countdown the hours till wrestling was on.
7)You could name more wrestlers then family members.
8)You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.
9)you have a sock named, Mr. Socko.
10)you have the urge to park your car underneath Vickie Guerrero's granny panties.
11)You want to send your hearing bill to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams'Excuse Me!"
12You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.
13)When you go to weddings, you hope that a WWE Superstar crashes it.
14) You've watched Doom, The Condemned, The Marine, Behind Enemy Line III: Columbia,12 Rounds, The Marine II, The Chaperone, Knucklehead, Legendary, Fred the movie, Walking Tall, Rundown and any other movie that had a wrestler in it and never get bored.
15)You actually texted/called your friends and squeal when Chris Jericho return in 2007
16) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?"
17)You ask someone what they think and when they respond you cut them off and yell, “IT DOESN”T MATTER WHAT U THINK!”
18)You are so angry at someone you want to shine something up real nice and stick it straight up theri CANDY ASS!!
19)You know someone who deserves a Billion Dollar Slap by Stephanie McMahon
20)You know that TLC stands for Table, Ladders an Chairs and know three ways to use them.
21)On your resume you write, 'I'm the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be."
22)When a friend asks for money you yell:" It's ALL ABOUT THE MOONNEEEYY!!"
23)You know JBL is not a wrestling god but Ric Flair IS.
24)the sledge hammer is your new best friend
25) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at events or at home.
26)When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later.
27)When you hear WWF these days you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas.
28)You're talking to your friend and he/she interrupt you, you yell (like Vince McMahon) 'SHHUUTT UUPPP!!"
29)You know how to lie, cheat, and steal like Eddie/Chavo Guerrero.
30)When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon
31) You're in love with a WWE Superstar
32) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday (RAW), Friday (SmackDown) sometimes on Tue (NXT), Thur (WWE Superstars) and Sat. (repeats, Main EVEnt) nights.
33)you know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.
34)When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"
35)You know what the ROCK IS COOKING!!
36)You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV
37)You refer to a can of beer as a can of Whoop ASS!
38)You get an A on an assignment and you announce that you will having a live sex celebration in class next week
39) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestle-mania is.
40) You can name all useless information about family, real names, history, title reigns etc. about any wrestler like it’s the English Alphabet
41)When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN when it hits zero.
42) You chanted, yell, and shout 'Yeah' or 'Boo' at an event or the TV.
43) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured or missing for any night.
44) You tried to use Simon Dean weight loss program!
45) You say WHAT! after anyone in authority tell you something
46)You love pie, Elvis songs sung by the Rock and do Rock's eyebrow raise.
47)You look at something unbelievable and then shout "DAMN!" like Ron Simmons
48) You want to put the FU on someone real bad...or the STFU!
49) You introduce yourself and then you tell them right after "But you already know that."
50)You want to RKO people when they get you mad
51) When someone mentions GTS, you think of Punk's move Go To Sleep
52)For St. Paddy's Day you want to give everyone you don't like a Celtic Cross
53)When a women Giggles or you hear 'Holla' you look for Kelly Kelly or Trish Stratus.
54) From now on when anybody says the words Legacy or Evolution you start talking about Randy Orton, Ted DiBiase Jr., Cody Rhodes, Triple H, Batista and Ric Flair.
55) When you have any wrestler’s theme song on your iPod, or phone (ring tone).
56) You cry when a wrestler retires or inducted into the Hall of Fame.
57) When you see a red carpet you look for MNM to make their entrance.
58)When someone says there are going to take a ride on Space Mountain you automatically think of Ric Flair.
59) you only by ketchup, mustard and bar-b-que sauce from JR (Jim Ross)
60) your closet consist of at least one WWE wrestling Superstar T-Shirt or merchandise.
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