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Author has written 2 stories for Animals of Farthing Wood, and Phantom of the Opera.

Favorite movies: The phantom of the opera (2004 & Charles Dance versions), Sweeney Todd (with Johnny Depp), Vampires suck, Puss in boots, Happy feet, The hunchback of Notre Dame (disney version), The nightmare before Christmas, Finding Nemo, Scary movies 1-2, From Dusk till Dawn, Puppet master 4-5 & Puppet master vs. Denomic toys, Zombieland, Hiss, The Stoning of Soraya (cried like a friggin' baby during that one), Sleepy Hollow, Death at a funeral (2010), Oliver & Company, The Secret of Nimh

Favorite books: Thirst 1-2, Remember me (Christopher Pike) The second child, Nightshade, The Devil's Labyrinth, The Right Hand of Evil, In the Dark of night, Suffer the children (John Saul) The Holy Bible (various authors) Pet Sematary, Cujo (Stephan King) The sight (David Clement-Davies)

Facts about me: 1. As far as I know, I'm the only mexican who hates mexican food.

2. I'm not really that interested in a lot of modern music.

3. At school, I'm something of an outcast.

4. I still like some older disney movies.

5. I box.

6. I'm currently learning barell racing.

7. I want to learn to play the piano, organ, cello, violin, and the flute.

8. I don't have much pity for those who harm themselves and others.

9. I'm Christian.

10. I don't support ANY canonXoc, yaoi, yuri, vore, or anything of that nature.

11. I dislike hetalia.

12. I'm really blunt (I've hurt people in the past because of this little characteristic :( )

13. I think twilight sucks.

14. I have an account on fictionpress.com under the name Vampire-slayerXD.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it?

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day when you get your own house i'm going to come in and jump on the furniture, leave the fridge open, and mess with the thermostat.

Moms Rock! If you love your mama, copy and paste this into your profile...

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to slap 'em, put this in your profile.

Paste this to your profile if you think Christine is actually a HUMAN character with feelings and are sick of people calling her a bitch for running away from a mentally unbalanced man who has a wax figure of her in his underground lair. Forget Raoul bashing, Christine bashing is a problem too.

"I'm the type of girl that can watch all the scary movies I want and not get scared, but I scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster."

"It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up."

"I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I- GUMMYBEARS!"

"People change. Things go wrong. But just remember: Life Goes On..."

"If life was easy... where would all the adventure be?"

"Don't follow me. I run into walls."

A idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly

It's the 50's, and a black man drinks from a white water fountain. A white man approaches him and says, "Excuse me, that is for whites only. You are colored." The black man then raises his head, and replies, "I was black when I was born. I'm black when I'm cold. I'm black when I'm hot. I'm black when I'm sick, and I'll be black when I die. You sir, are pink when you're born. Blue when you're cold. Red when you're hot. Green when you're sick. And purple when you die. Now who's the colored one?" Whoo-hoo! Go anti-racists!

Birth Months: (bold yours)

JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts.Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

Teen: Psh. Fine I don't care.
Mom: Give me your phone then.

Edward isn't a Vampire. He lives in the forest, he doesn't eat people, and he sparkles. He's obviously a Fairy

Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddleboat and save your stupid ass.

Doesn’t care if Charlotte is a warm, tender, loving, motherly spider. If she ever comes anywhere near me, she's still getting the shoe

For men who think.”A women's place is in the kitchen," Just remember, that's where the knives are kept!

Do not interrupt me when I'm concocting evil schemes or i will bite you.

I watched a PG movie without my parents’ permission. What. A. Rebel.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together Woman: Really, I'd put "F" and "U" together.

Copy and paste this on to your profile if you got a laugh out of it

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. Best friends Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the hell is my ceiling?"

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical imposibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and i needed company =)

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.


1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a squirrel with rabies.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use littler words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well. Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend.'

Hello. I am Roamerfromaofw, and I am here to discuss a major issue that currently plagues the internet….. YAOI.

If you’ve been on the internet for awhile, and have searched fanfiction and fanart for your favorite movies/books, then you probably know what I’m talking about. If you have no idea what in God’s name yaoi is… then I suggest you just exit out of this right now to save your innocent mind. If you decide to proceed, remember that I warned you.

Yaoi is a romantic relationship between two official male characters, even if in there are no romantic feelings between the two in the actual story. It’s all the fangirl’s (and in some cases, fanboy’s) doing. To them, it doesn’t matter if the two characters HATE each other.

Why do fans pair up guy characters like that? I’m not sure if this I the case with all yaoi fans, but a few have told me it’s “cute” and “sexy.”I don’t know about you, but I have a hard time finding the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles French kissing “cute” or “sexy” (yes, they have those pairings. Don’t be shocked; it gets worse.)

Why do I hate yaoi so much? Well, for starters, it makes no sense! I’ve come across stories where the whole canon story is changed to benefit the damn couple. Then, well, there’s something seriously heartbreaking about seeing your favorite male childhood idol making out with his guy friend. I just wanna cry whenever I see pictures of Tigger and Piglet having sex. Also, yaoi is extremely disgusting (Note: I have nothing personal against real gay people. It’s this stuff that ticks me off.)

I discovered yaoi here on FF. Young, naïve me was browsing through the HTTYD section, having just “unearthed” FF. I had no clue what yaoi, yuri, lemon, AU, or what any of that stuff was. I just thought it had nothing but sequels and prequels on here. So, I made the mistake of clicking on a certain story with Hiccup/Toothless romance when it said it was a continuation of the movie. And what do I get? A graphic make out session, implied sex, and a baby (Yes, in some yaoi stories, they’ll throw in this thing called mpreg, which means one of the guys gets pregnant. Yeah.). After that mind scarring experience, I stupidly continued to look around in the stories. It took at least six more for me to catch on that the word yaoi in the summary = bad. (Around 75% of the stories here are yaoi or yuri.) I was too scared to come back for at least a month.

Now, I’m going to name a few pairings and state my opinions about them (if you’re a hardcore yaoi fan…. GTFO before I seriously piss you off.)

- Toothless X Hiccup from How to train your dragon: I absolutely loved this movie, so out of all the yaoi pairings, this one (in my opinion) is the worst. It has beastiality, homosexuality (it’s obvious that there’s no romance between these guys, and doesn’t Hiccup like Astrid?), and pedophilia (I’m pretty sure Toothless is older than Hiccup). I don’t care if you make Toothless a humanoid,
it’s still just wrong. Watch the movie. I don’t see any romance between that kid and the dragon. They’re best friends (heck, brothers). Nothing more than that. Seriously, can’t guys be friends without everyone assuming they’re gay?!

- Charlie X Itchy from All dogs go to Heaven: Just because their partners in crime doesn’t mean they love each other. From the looks of things, they’re pretty much stuck together. Even Charlie tells Itchy that he’s his best friend. You hear that, yaoi fans? FRIEND. No more, no less.

- Jenner X Justin from The Secret of Nimh: I didn’t even know this existed up until a few days ago. To the people who support this, have you even seen the movie?! These two don’t even like each other. The fact that they tried to kill each other didn’t get the point across? Ok, what about this?

JENNER: The Thorn Valley Plan is the aspiration of idiots and dreamers! We- *to Justin* *chuckles darkly* we were just talking about you.

JUSTIN: That’s refreshing, Jenner. Usually you’re screaming about us.

Yep, no romance between these two.

- Thor X Loki from Thor and The Avengers: They’re brothers. ‘Nuff said.

- All the brothers from Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles: Like the one above, they’re brothers (in case you haven’t noticed, I don’t support incest.)

- Judge Turpin X Sweeney Todd from Sweeney Todd: … I don’t even want to know what was going in the head of whatever fangirl thought of this one. Sweeney is obsessed with killing Judge Turpin, and Judge Turpin raped Sweeney’s wife and is planning on marrying Sweeney’s daughter! It’s obvious that they are both straight, and I don’t see any love whatsoever between them. Sweeney even has a few songs dedicated to how he wants revenge of the Judge. There’s no love with them.

- Erik X Raoul from The Phantom of the Opera: These guys are fighting for the love of the same woman. All the Eriks from each version make it clear that they hate Raoul (they all try to kill Raoul; in fact, in the Robert Englund version, he actually succeeds.) It makes no sense that two men who are willing to fight to the death for one lady suddenly turn gay and suck on each other’s… Well, you get the idea.

These are just a few of the pairings that exist. I’m pretty sure that each story out there has at least one yaoi pairing.

Before anyone gives me any grief about the “Don’t like, don’t look” bull crap… With pictures, that’s pretty much impossible. And with stories, I’m serious; sometimes they don’t even warn you about romance! If you click on it, it’s just thrown at you out of nowhere! And I’ve tried filtering, oh God, I’ve tried. But, somehow, the damn stories slip through the cracks. Plus, what has been seen cannot be unseen…

So, for the love of God, stop all same sex pairings if they’re not even together! Is nothing sacred anymore?! *bashes head against desk repeatedly*


This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (I put it on the tip of my nose, too)

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST not fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a Wicked Witch

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be unromantic and disgusting

I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart ass (again, rather in-between, but oh well)

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend

I'm a METHODIST so I MUST be lazy not caring person

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something

I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I have ADHD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control


I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life


I am SHORT, so I MUST be young

I am A BOOKWORM, so I MUST be a dreamer

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be insane

I don't HANG OUT WITH YOUR CROWD, so I MUST be anti-social

I don't WEAR WHAT SOCIETY ACCEPTS, so I MUST be rebellious

I BURST OUT INTO SONG IN PUBLIC, so I MUST be looking for attention

I am SMALL, so I MUST be weak

I am KIND, so I MUST be a push-over

I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing

I SMILE, so I MUST not feel pain

I LAUGH, so I MUST be happy

I WON'T GO OUT WITH YOU, so I MUST be gay or a bitch. Or even both

I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else

I'm TALL, so I must be good at basketball

I'm A HOPELESS ROMANTIC, so I MUST have unrealistic ideals


Awsome Quotes

"Simply to endure is to triumph." Sold, by Patricia McCormick

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The Despicable Gru Family by SlytherinDearie reviews
A handful of drabbly vignettes about life after adoption. Titles: Changes, Grandma, The Life of Kyle, Presents, and Gru's Worst Nightmare.
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Unheard Whispers by Rift-Raft reviews
There are many parts to a story, not just one or two. These are the tales that intertwine in and around I Hear Him Scream. After all, it's the little things found in the background that make up the big picture.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,080 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 3/23/2012
I Hear Him Scream by Rift-Raft reviews
Hiccup is the first Viking to shoot down a Night Fury. Unfortunately, his incredible accomplishment has terrible consequences: becoming the beast itself. NOW COMPLETE. Check out Unheard Whispers for more content!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 321,296 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid - Complete
Reprisal by NinaRoja reviews
Sequel to my story "Captive", please read it first! A vengeful Scar, after losing his grip over the Pride Lands, forms an allegiance with the Outsiders, an infamous and highly dangerous group of rogue lions. The Pride don't know it yet, but things are about to get a whole lot worse, just when they thought they'd seen it all. AU -ABANDONED- (see final chapter for details)
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,618 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Simba, Scar/Taka
Pity Comes Too Late by Lyn Harkeran reviews
What if Christine hadn't been able to change the Phantoms mind? What if she made the decision to spend her life with the Phantom, to save Raouls' life? Can Christine ever truly love the deformed Erik? This is a story about those what-ifs. Erik/Christine
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,625 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Christine, Erik
The Choices We Make by mwang reviews
It's sophomore year, said to be the easiest one. Well, for Diego it proves to be incredibly difficult. Sid is pressuring him to join band and Buck is equally insistent that he join orchestra, but he loves football. To do football with Soto though, could mean leaving behind his true friends. And when Shira comes into his life, everything gets even more strange. Humanized fanfic.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [Diego, Shira] Buck
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 308,130 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 6,282 - Follows: 2,768 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Guarded Hearts by Terpsichore92 reviews
Gustave Daae's new job as District Attorney has painted a target on Christine's back for anyone wishing to keep her father from prosecuting them. Erik gets hired to guard her, never expecting he'd have to guard her from stealing his heart, Leroux/Modern/EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,375 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Erik, Christine
To Protect, Friends by nny94 reviews
Hiccup and Toothless head out for a day of flying and are met with a challenge that will leave them stranded in the forest during another snow storm; will they both be able to return back to the village? T for light swearing and violence
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,509 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Roommates by LottePhan reviews
Nadir Kahn and Erik Destler are two bachelors living on the Upper East Side of Manhattan and are in search of a roommate. Modern Day
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,190 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Erik, Christine
Darkness Follows by TOONSRULE reviews
It's only been a few months after the Vikings welcomed the dragons into their village, but it doesn't mean everything is better. With the land dying and Hiccup being haunted by nightmares, it's evident that something lurks in the darkness of their world
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid, Stoick
Worse For Wear by The Imaginative Light reviews
Puss finds himself in a new city afar from Spain, separated from his love, Kitty after a quarrel upon a Mexican merchant's ship. Wounded, he must find Kitty Softpaws before a new enemy finds her first.
Puss in Boots, 2011 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Puss in Boots, Kitty Softpaws
New Life Ahead by Hamsterjellyman reviews
Hiccup finally had the chance to be the Viking he never was. But he never brought down the knife. Instead, he freed the most notorious dragon ever known in Berk. But what if this one simple act of kindness resulted in Hiccup's life changing in a way he never expected? Hiccup will have to decide if this change is either a punishment or a reward for his actions.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,771 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless
Where Your Loyalties Lie by baka-neko-fan reviews
(Placed immediately after We Are A Family pt. 2) When Toothless kidnaps Hiccup, all hell breaks loose, and Hiccup comes to find that he and Toothless really were made to be family... But has this revelation come too late?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,381 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless, Alvin the Treacherous
How to Care for a Hatchling by BlueStar29 reviews
Hiccup accidentally makes a wish when a shooting star passes by. The Next morning he wakes up to a baby Night Fury staring him in the face.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless
Balto IV: Wildfire by Riani I reviews
Balto's glory days are over. All his pups are grown and have started lives of their own, and Balto is getting old. Life is good, but something is missing.
Balto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,025 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Balto, Aleu - Complete
A Matter of Life and Death by Syrlai reviews
Hiccup was always a pacifist. He avoids direct combat if there was another way but right now, there is no other way, Toothless is injured and he can't fight. So Hiccup takes the matter into his owns hands as he fights for their survival. He will get them out of Outcast Island, even if it means he'll have to dirty his hands in blood. Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Happy Birthday by dark24971 reviews
It's Hiccup's birthday, but Toothless doesn't really want to celebrate. Toothless/Hiccup friendship, I suppose.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Help Me Through This Sadness by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
Christine's father promised her the angel of music. But when Christine dies, what is Erik promised? Left to raise Gustave alone, Christine will guide Erik through every trial that comes with raising a child. Erik's angel. E/C like always. Gustave/Erik
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 127,831 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Pod X White Tip by Halion-TwilightHerald reviews
Pod has washed up on the beach of prehistoric Mongolia, he can't believe he has been given a second chance at life by certain white Velociraptor. White Tip grieves her dead mate and has to raise he hatchlings on her own, it seems impossible but not when she meets a certain Pyroraptor who knows a thing or two about survival.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013
Ice Age: Roshan's Return by MusicRocks807 reviews
So basically I sort of wondered what would happen if Roshan came back (better summary inside), and I really love the whole DiegoxShira thing so I thought I'd combine them. Rated T coz there's some kinda scary bits and plus I'm a scaredy-cat. [6/6/15 HIATUS]
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,997 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [Diego, Shira]
A Different Secret Of NIMH by Devastator1775 reviews
What if Jonathan suvived after he drugged Dragon? Would the story still go like the movie. Read the story and find out.
Secret of NIMH - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 2/16/2012
Surrounded by Darkness by Boba Addict reviews
AU. Zombies are horrible monsters. Or at least, that's what everyone says. But when the herd lands themselves in a mysterious world occupied by zombies, they must find a way to return home - and they might just meet up with an old friend.
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,714 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Diego, Shira
Oh, Gods by Wordwielder reviews
The gang reads fanfic.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011
The Escaped Wolf by CGJ reviews
When a wolf escapes from a temporary zoo in Kent, United Kingdom, a 15-year old boy discovers it and forms an unbreakable bond. But what other problems lay ahead? Allegations of attempted murder to start with. Modern-ish AU, 'Hicstrid'. Cover image by Francesva.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,643 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid
Aftermath by Luna Awesomesauce 1012 reviews
What was our favorite Night Fury doing after the battle with the Green Death? Toothless's POV of the time following defeating the Queen and before Hiccup wakes up.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Toothless
Rules for Toothless by Natsumi Wakabe reviews
There are some things that even dragons need to learn. A list of rules that Toothless has to live by.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,612 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Toothless, Hiccup
Lips of an Angel by SuperOreoMan reviews
Christine, mesmerized by the Phantom's voice, cannot bring herself to remove his mask at the end of Don Juan Triumphant. Instead, she agrees to his proposal, and is swept into his realm of Night. Unfortunately, the lovers don't manage to escape unscathed.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Christine, Erik
My World by The Alpha's Priestess reviews
How strong is their bond? Can they survive three days without each other? Set during Gift of the Night Fury. I'm really proud of this one.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
His Unholy Guardian by Grimcall reviews
His looks were so innocent. Too innocent. One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Maternal Instincts by VRdee reviews
There's a lot more to Loki than the Avengers had ever realized, and in a corn field in Iowa they have their eyes abruptly and irrevocably opened. Emotional!Loki, Loki & Sleipnir. I honestly can't decide if this is a crack fic or not... I might consider this part of my own personal fannon. A knowledge of the mythological origin of Sleipnir might be helpful, but you'll pick it up.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Loki - Complete
Buried in the Snow by Faults of the Soul reviews
Christine saved his life. Now, as his obsession with her grows, he will do anything to repay her in the only way he knows how. E/C Modern
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Erik, Christine
A Dragon's Humanity by Grimcall reviews
The dragon did everything. He did nothing.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Erik's Diary by MoonlightDutchess reviews
What if during her two week stay in Erik's home, Christine had happened upon Erik's diary? Would things have turned out differently if she knew exactly how much her actions affected him?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,304 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Erik, Christine
The Bells by StrawberryStoleYourCookie reviews
Four years after the incident at the Opera Populaire, Christine and Erik have married and are both convinced their going to be happy - but neither of them was ready when Christine became pregnant. Sequel to In A Moment, written with kristygirl4u.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,737 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Erik, Christine
Enchanted by rosa-oscura reviews
The beautiful Christine meets a handsome stranger at the masquerade ball that will change her life forever... She must learn to trust and overcome fear of the unknown to be with the one she loves. A classic forbiden love story with a dark twist.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Christine, Erik
Missing You by Continental Drifter reviews
One year. One full year since she left. A heartbreaking story of our well-known saber-toothed-tiger, Diego, as he speaks of how hard life has hit him since. This is a story of death, a story with a perspective from a loved one. ONESHOT
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Diego, Shira - Complete
Waking Up In Vegas by Phantom Serenity reviews
Christine and Meg hit Vegas for a girls' weekend. She wakes up in a strange hotel room, and finds out that she did something ridiculous. She got married to a masked man she doesn't know. Modern Day, and to be read with a sense of humor, obviously
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,193 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Black Roses by AngelxPhoenix reviews
"Jealousy is as powerful as any narcotic, you see, and when it consumes you so utterly, it can make you lose your mind...it can make you do things you'd never believed yourself capable of."
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Dodger & Company: Part One by DodgerNYC reviews
Sequel to the movie. Dodger continues his carefree lifestyle, but on the inside, he's dealing with the pain of Oliver leaving the gang, Fagin no longer needing his dogs to steal, and issues from his own lonely past that he won't acknowledge. Dodger is growing distant from his gang, the Company, driving a rift between the dogs. Will their lives ever be the same again? Not likely.
Oliver & Company - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,804 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Oliver, Dogder, Rita, OC - Complete
Only To Me, No Other by NoirCiel reviews
Fallen in love with the beautiful Christine Daaé, Erik Stoker decides to... 'take her from the world' after she cancels their music lessons together due to suspicion of his over-caring attitude. Modern-Day
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Erik, Christine
Only Mine by Star-Struck Inu reviews
As long as dragons have been around so have been tales of their infamous possessiveness. Toothless mulls over his decision to not kill Hiccup and his incredible attatchment to the scrawny youth. (A slightly dark re-imagining of what a wild creature in captivity may feel)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,988 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Interference by StrawberryBubble reviews
While attempting to protect San Ricardo, Puss and Kitty are catnapped and smuggled halfway across Spain. Now the two have to escape who they were sold to and get back home, even though they haven't a clue which way 'back home' is...*Complete*
Puss in Boots, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,841 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Puss in Boots, Kitty Softpaws - Complete
Into the Night by Farfalla-di-Fiamma reviews
When the Phantom decided to free Christine and Raoul, something inside Christine told her that her heart belonged to her Angel of Music. So, with her Angel she remained. I'm terrible at summaries, but I promise the story is better!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,455 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Erik, Christine
Blood and Glass by cherryvixen416 reviews
The conflict has gone too far, and only one of them will get out alive. But what will happen when a lady's heart enters the dilemma? Please review!
Secret of NIMH - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,912 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Justin
Unwritten Rule by KaylaMicael reviews
Yakko demonstrates a certain rule of being an older brother. A little one shot I thought up.
Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Yakko W. - Complete
The secret of NIMH: Johnatan's story by Devastator1775 reviews
This story begins years before 'The secret of NIMH', where Johnatan Brisby first meets his true love. Listen to Johnatan's story, from the beginning, to his very end.
Secret of NIMH - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011
All I Ask of You by misstris1221 reviews
My pro-Erik spin on the roof scene. What if Christine wanted Erik up there instead of our dearest Viscount? Raoul is a little OOC just because we know he is truly cool. And Erik is a sad sack. Please R&R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Please Come Home by Lawi01 reviews
The Mother Dragon was defeated, but Hiccup still had to get back to Berk. How would Astrid feel about her new friend's injury? How would Stoick face the possibility of his son's death? How would Toothless react? Very very very slightly AU. T for safety.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,395 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Child of Night by Cheetachan reviews
A young mother Night Fury out searching for food, stumbles upon something truly strange. A human hatchling. Unable to leave him, she takes him home. She knew this would change her life, she never dreamed it would change life as she knew it.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
Lace Red Roses by xDazedandConfusedX reviews
Christine finds out she is with child, and is overjoyed. But how does Erik react when he finds out? Find out as our most lovely couple's story unfolds. Please read & review. T for mature themes.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Erik, Christine
Down We Plunge by xDazedandConfusedX reviews
In which Erik does not allow Christine to go free. Will she learn to Love her Angel in Hell, or will they both be damned forever? It's good, read the reviews! : Please read and review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011
Love Lives On by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
The gun did not go off and Christine Didn't die. What happens after Erik is left standing on the pier with his beloved angel and new found son? Can they accept one another and put aside the painful past? E/C POTO/LND
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 201,843 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
A Simple Understanding by Sarah-T-Burns reviews
Mainly movie based. Takes place right after Erik kills Joseph. Instead of running off to Raoul, Christine goes to the roof to be alone. However, Erik sees her and confronts her. Will the Phantom get a second chance or will his anger prevent their love? EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Erik, Christine
The Crossroad by darkgemwildcat reviews
What if Christine realised she loved Erik and left with him instead? Raoul, confused, trys to capture Christine back and kill the Phantom, beliving he put her under a trance. Will they escape him, and live happily ever after? NO LONGER A 1 SHOT!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Christine, Erik
Dragon Boy by gothgrrl13 reviews
AU. Raised by dragons since he was an infant, Hiccup and his dragon caretaker, Toothless the Night Fury, was banned from the Dragon's Den. They settled in the deep parts of Berk's forest and started their new adventure there. ON HIATUS
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 137 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
In Any Other World by Navy Babe reviews
Christine and Erik are happily engaged when the Vicomte waltzes into their lives and threatens their happy ending. Will they be able to exorcise the Opera Ghost once and for all? An AU interpretation of the movie.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,569 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Captive by NinaRoja reviews
What if Mufasa survived the fall during the stampede, and the only way for Scar to become King and avoid exile is to hold Simba hostage? Based on a dream of mine. AU. COMPLETE!
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,297 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Simba, Scar/Taka - Complete
Paranormal Activity: The Demon's Tale by cwise1 reviews
You know that demon that terrorizes Katie and Micah? And those other guys? And that baby? Yeah, he's not such a bad guy.
Paranormal Activity - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Katie, Micah
Water Under The Bridge by Gabriel87 reviews
"Erik! You mean you have never skipped stones before?" He merely stared, and her blue eyes grew wide with surprise and amusement. "Do not tell me I possess a talent that my maestro does not!" Leroux fluff.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Growing Down by Aquaman52 reviews
It's been six months since Simba's return to Pride Rock. The land is healthy, the pride is happy, and everything seems perfect...but what was that potion that fell on Simba's head? And where's Simba? And who's that new cub that looks just like him?
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,803 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Simba, Nala
Tears of a Night Fury by Qille reviews
one-shot about how Hiccup and Toothless found out that dragon tears can cure certain poisons. Deviates from the 6th book.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Last Farewell by Aelore reviews
The Great Prince hears a shot and finds Bambi's mother.
Bambi - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
Dodger and Oliver: A Brother Story by jamrulz reviews
After first movie. One dog looking for revenge kidnaps Oliver. The gang finds out, and rushes to save him. Will they make it there in time? Hints of RitaxDodger.
Oliver & Company - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Dogder, Oliver
Dream Chasers by Enchantable reviews
With Toothless being protective of the injured Hiccup, the trip back to Berk is anything but uneventful. And when they get back to Berk, well, there are a few new residents waiting for them. Including a Deadly Nadder whose taken a shine to Astrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
To Soar into the Sunset: A Night Fury's Odd Memoir by Fjord Mustang reviews
HTTYD with a Robert Heinlein twist. Not AU. A skilled flying warrior is shot down on a spy mission. Trapped & unable to fly, his one hope for survival& success is to attempt communication with the alien who shot him down. Can they be allies? New text!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 114,312 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Oliver & Company Human Version by Hlbur14 reviews
This is based on the same storyline only the characters are humans. Give it a chance, you might like it :D
Oliver & Company - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010
Brothers by VivaJayne reviews
Hey everyone, this is just a quick little one-shot for Oliver and Dodger, because they are my absolute FAVORITE Disney NON-romantic couple. Read and enjoy :
Oliver & Company - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Dogder, Oliver - Complete
Don't Peek by Earth Star reviews
The kids go on a camping trip and Hiccup brings a telescope. Snotlout finds it's useful for spying on the girls.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Snotlout, Hiccup - Complete
The Match Girl and the Phantom by MoonlightDutchess reviews
What if Christine were the little match girl? Cold and exhausted, little Christine falls asleep in someone's doorway. But whose? My first fanfic so be kind! Oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Erik, Christine
Hellfire Mea Culpa by Sir.Purple reviews
Takes place when Claude Frollo dies, he is then judged in front of God and the Angels of Judgment. I have obtained the idea from the video of Frollo singing Hellfire! I hope you enjoy!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
How to Train your Dragon: Toothless's Tale by Chocobo Scribe reviews
He was the most feared of Dragons. No one dared face him. Until one day, by a strange chance or whim of fate,the elusive Night Fury befriended a young Human named Hiccup. This is Toothless's Tale told from his eyes. COMPLETE!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,873 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Toothless's Emotional Precipice by TwistingMoonbeam reviews
We've all known Toothless as the lovable, sophisticated, over-protective dragon of Hiccup's. But what if Toothless isn't okay with being known as a "pet"? What if he were to snap, and what if Hiccup was RIGHT there? ONE-SHOT. Reviews and opinions desired!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Capacity for Sacrifice by ShadowRebirth37 reviews
Contains Spoilers. When the Green Death went down, Toothless bravely attempted to rescue Hiccup from the flames. His capacity for sacrifice showed just how far he was willing to go to protect Hiccup and how close their bond was. Bad summery. Please R & R!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
You Don't Mess with Dragon Riders by Cookie Master's Apprentice reviews
Hiccup got caught by some bullies in the woods. The problem is, after they beat him up, they went to Toothless' canyon to make a pretense fall to hide their crime. We should sympathize the morons now. Really, Toothless is less than amused. R&R!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Mother by NoRatCat reviews
In the midst of a winter storm a single pup searches for someone he holds dear. One shot. Please Read and Review.
Ginga series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Always and Forever by Anawey reviews
In Kay’s book, what if Erik hadn’t died, and Christine had been able to stay with him?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,600 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Caged by Anges Radieux reviews
Erik and Christine are kidnaped by Javert and put on display. Erik must fight his inner demons and protect Christine from the cruelty of Humanity. Can Nadir and Raoul save them before they are taken out of Europe? EC, Kay-ish. ON HIATUS
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Erik, Christine
And Baby Makes Two by J. Merritt reviews
Erik and Christine are expecting their first child, but at a terrible price. Dark!fic
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Regrets do not Become You by LadyStarFire reviews
Amalthia has returned to her forest, but with an unexpected and perhaps unwelcome tagalong. Zephyr follows her and forces her to face emotions that she had wanted to bury within her after she lost Lear, but what will come of the unicorn's friendship?
Last Unicorn - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 6/26/2004
No More GoodByes by Erik'sTrueAngel reviews
One-Shot. Erik’s dying and he makes his last visit to Christine’s grave for one last good-bye. (Based off the end of the movie)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Complete
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Afterwords part 1 reviews
After the events with the rats, blue foxes, and the hunters, can the Farthing creatures finally find peace? r&r! I don't own aofw
Animals of Farthing Wood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011
What should've happened! reviews
What I think should've happened during the ending of Dario Argento's Poto! R&R I don't own Poto!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Christine, Erik - Complete