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Author has written 35 stories for Bleach, My Little Pony, Undertale, Gravity Falls, Doctor Who, and Fallout.

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Blood Curse Boutique by Rarity Belle reviews
With the discovery of herself being a vampony, will Rarity be able to keep her personality high or will she fall into the madness of her own mind? What followed her ever since a stormy night, was a life of deception and blood being spilled.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 286,234 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Rarity - Complete
A Journey to the End by Hookemhorns12 reviews
The long awaited sequel to Beating Sonic Heroes. Follow Blaze and Wyatt as they fight to save humanity itself, but not from Dr. Eggman this time. Trust me, Dr. Eggman is the least of their worries...!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,029 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Blaze, Sonic
Beating Sonic Heroes by Hookemhorns12 reviews
Wyatt Evans was chilling at home, playing Sonic Heroes, when he beats it full 100%. a strange occurence happens and he is thrown into the world of Sonic the Hedgehog. This is his story of survival in a japanese game series. T for languge- BlazexOC/Sonam
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,786 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Sonic, Blaze - Complete
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Do You Believe That Everyone Can Be A Good Person? reviews
Sans is tired of the resets. He decides to do something about it to change things for the better. Everything sort of goes downhill from there. Warning - seriously, this story gets dark. Like, really fucking dark. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 72 - Words: 287,080 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/28/2017 - Published: 1/31/2017 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Flowey
OverTale reviews
Took a whack at what life would be like for the Undertale characters once the story ends. Set in a more or less 'realistic' universe (as realistic as can be when it comes to talking skeletons and eating ramen in battle). Sans is constantly expecting and dreading resets, struggling with nihilism to make the best out of life. Intended for mature audiences, not to be taken seriously.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 80,260 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 5/31/2016
Negativity Falls reviews
A somewhat darker take on Gravity Falls, for mature audiences only. Mabel is fearful that she and her brother are drifting apart when they are sent to live with their great uncle for the summer. Dipper begins seeing strange things cropping up all over the backwoods town, and they learn the hard way that some secrets simply are not meant to be uncovered...
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 11/16/2016
The Girl With The Cipher Tattoo reviews
It's been one whole year since the Pines twins have been to Gravity Falls, and a lot seems to have changed. The quiet little town hides more secrets than Dipper and Mabel could have anticipated, and someone (or something) desperately wants them gone. A strange girl with mysterious tattoos keeps cropping up, and the deeper that they dig the further down the rabbit hole they get...
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,932 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 10/15/2016
Cosmic Sans reviews
If he lost, the world reset. If he won, the world reset. If he died, the world reset. If he lived, the world reset. Now he's in a whole new world, and the mechanics of the wold world might follow.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 5/5/2016
The Peculiar Dream Journal Of William Klaskovsky reviews
It's been two whole years since Discord first adopted a human child, leaving him in the care of Rainbow Dash. William finds that he is suffering from recurring nightmares, and Luna herself steps in to discover why. Perhaps William could focus a little more clearly if he weren't trying to handle seduction via draconequus. Sequel to The Peculiar Journal of William Klaskovsky.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,330 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Royal Pets reviews
Twilight is finding it a little more difficult than she thought, shouldering royal duties. Being the generous soul that she is, Princess Celestia gifts Twilight a little present in the hopes of relieving her stress. Unsurprisingly, Twilight finds the new developments extremely stressful.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Blooming Late reviews
Apple Bloom feels left in the dust when seemingly everypony except for her begins to get their cutie marks. Anxiety and depression begin to set in the harder she tries to succeed, and one by one her enemies begin disappearing. Does Apple Bloom have a chance of gaining the respect of her family? Are the disappearances related? Apple Bloom couldn't possibly be connected... right?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,321 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Applejack, Applebloom, Silver Spoon, Diamond Tiara
Octavia Makes Sweet, Hot, Dirty Love To A Cardboard Box reviews
Octavia is a mare that's been searching high and low for her soul mate. She even tried other mares. But now, she's finally discovered her one true love. Of all things, it just so happens to be a cardboard box. Which she then proceeds to have sex with. Like, a lot.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2014
Scatterbrained reviews
Her mind a blur and her memories but a distant shadow, Fluttershy delves deeply into Ponyville in attempt to pick up the pieces and discover who she used to be. But not all is as it seems in the shrouded village, and everypony Fluttershy meets seems to be keeping secrets of their own... Secrets best not remembered, if only for the sake of sanity.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Fluttershy
The Sordid Story Of Silver Spoon reviews
Where does the extent of hope end? Silver Spoon knows better than most, and through a single day in her life, perhaps you can, too. Part of the extended 8-Verse, and official side story to The Peculiar Journal Of William Klaskovsky. Easily read without previous knowledge of any other stories.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Silver Spoon - Complete
So You Want To Be A Draconequus reviews
Fluttershy wants to be a draconequus, so Discord teaches her how a proper draconequus should behave.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Fluttershy, Discord - Complete
The Peculiar Journal Of William Klaskovsky reviews
(Sequel to Salv-8-Ion.) The journal of William Klaskovsky is a surprisingly disturbing one.He was taken from his own world by the God of Chaos, he has found himself surrounded by talking equines, and his reputation as Ponyville's most dangerous ten year old is slowly growing. Not to mention that he must steadily spurn increasingly sexual advances. From his adoptive mother.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,199 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Discord - Complete
To Be Unknown reviews
Twilight wanted to prove Celestia wrong. She wanted to be worthy of her praise, to exceed masterfully where others had failed. To do so would cement her place in history as one of the greatest mares to have ever lived, immortalized as Princess Twilight Sparkle. Instead, Twilight discovers that no matter how great one's mind or curiosity, there are things which just can't be known.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Salv-8-Ion reviews
This story is a sequel to Damn-8-Ion. Rainbow Dash was finally pulling herself together again. Even long months after Discord vanished from the face of Equestria, Rainbow Dash was still managing to stay loyal to her friends and get her life in order. At least, until Discord returned with a remnant of her previous Master. His son.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Discord, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Smarty Daddy reviews
Big Mac did not consider himself an especially introspective or overly curious stallion. He got up in the morning, went about his business, and went to sleep to start over the next day. This is one of those days where everything seems to go wrong from the start, and in the strangest ways.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Complete
Damn-8-Ion reviews
This story is a sequel to Condemn-8-Ion. What does 'freedom' truly entail? Before the Mad God's reign of chaos, Discord was no more than a forced servant to the royal family through constant application of obedience spells; a proverbial genie in a bottle. However, there was one that dared free him from his wretched curse... for a price.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Discord, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, King Sombra - Complete
I Hate You All reviews
Ryan Miller, after hurtling himself into a cliched Vortex-o-Doom, finds himself in a colorful, joyous living hell. Uncovering a vast political conspiracy and the dark underbelly of Ponyville, our (almost) hero discovers that the very borders of the Universe are now at great risk. And he could not give a single shit less. THE NOT SO EPIC STORY BEFORE THE NOT SO EPIC CONCLUSION!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 173,022 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Discord, Princess Celestia
Twilight Is Doomed reviews
Twilight Sparkle has faced down Nightmare Moon, Discord, Queen Chrysalis, enemies and problems galore. Finally, she has met her match. Duct tape.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Condemn-8-Ion reviews
Sequel to Reha-Bilit-8-Ion. Rainbow Dash, with the help of her friends, has pulled herself back from the brink of madness. However, it's almost like she even forgot who was by her side; Pinkie cared about her most. When Rainbow Dash ignored Pinkie in favor of Discord, something inside Pinkie... snapped. Her own soul in turmoil, Pinkamena slowly sinks deeper into depression...
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Reha-Bilit-8-Ion reviews
Nopony can say for sure exactly how long Rainbow Dash was gone for. Too long. Discord must face retribution for putting the pegasus through hell and back, it still can't change the past so easily... Recovering from her abusive captor with her friends and struggling to reclaim her normal life, Rainbow Dash finds it a little hard letting go of her 'training'.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,934 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Discord - Complete
Butterflush reviews
With that time of year rolling around, Fluttershy finds the heat harder to beat than ever. Taking advice from Twilight to write out her troubles, Fluttershy does just that; and unexpectedly begins making a small fortune writing adult novels under the pseudonym 'Butterflush'. Hopefully, her friends won't find out just how much she's been writing about them.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Fluttershy
Hostile Takeover reviews
Twilight never gets to be on top. This is something that has pestered her for a long while, and she is finally going to do something about it. Whether Celestia was planning on it or not.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia - Complete
Evil Belle reviews
Sweetie Belle obtains the accursed Alicorn Amulet, and immediately becomes Ponyville's least feared super villain ever. Not for lack of trying, of course.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Sweetie Belle - Complete
Technicolor Dom-N-8-Ion reviews
Rainbow Dash did not expect to find herself pulled into a strange new world, nor did she expect her 'savior' to be anything but . Triggers: Bondage, Training, Pet-Play, Skittles
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,076 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Rainbow Dash
A Perturbingly Pinker Perspective reviews
Pinkie Pie is one of the happiest ponies in town . So when she suddenly undergoes drastic fits of 'seduction' , her friends aren't the only ones to notice. Unable to tell anyone the truth because of the mysterious 'Brony' invading her mind, will her friends discover the truth before she accidentally sleeps with one/all of them ?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Pinkie Pie
Agony, Bondage, And Coffee Cake reviews
All she can remember is that her name is Patricia . Lost, confused, and terrified out of her wits, the woman-turned-pony is found by a cruel man with equally cruel mates . With no hope in sight, is death the only way out ?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013
Alcohol's Effect On Friendship reviews
When Twilight gets drunk, she does what any rational pony would do. She locks herself in a little room, and writes expressive letters to all of her friends. Much to everyone's not-surprise, Twilight's drunken letters tend to be drastically more blunt than usual. (Rated for language and potentially fatal hilarity.)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Twilight Sparkle
Fallout: Equestria - Nuclear Nobody reviews
A member of the Enclave has gone rogue. A courier has been chosen, and Sweetie Belle is the package. With Caesar's Legion hot on their tails and the whole Mojave drooling for the massive bounty, a peculiar nameless man in a mask has taken it upon himself to keep the lost pony safe. However, 'safe' is completely subjective.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013
My Little Fluffy: Iglesias Is Magic! reviews
After a night of heavy partying with his friends, Gabriel Iglesias vows to never party again. However, when a flask of 'magical' liquid works it's 'magic' - well, technically, Gabriel is given a concussion by a homeless guy with a whiskey bottle - he wakes up in the marvelous and colorful world of Equestria! Which wouldn't be such a problem, if only they had more cake.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia
Mad With Power reviews
Robert is an average Joe. He likes normalcy, and he's had enough excitement for one lifetime. He's settled into a routine, and things are looking up. At least, until he purchases a mysterious staff from a strange shopkeeper. Since then, Robert has been... hearing things. Dark whispers, and promises of unstoppable power...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Discord
99 Problems, But A Bit Ain't One reviews
Granny Smith suddenly discovers that she is unable to lose. Princess Celestia is desperate to learn why. Also, to relieve her gambling addiction.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Granny Smith, Princess Celestia
A Present For Spikey Wikey reviews
*WARNING. GRIMDARK AS F@#K.* Spike has finally confessed to Rarity. He loves Rarity more than anything in the world, enough to ask her to marry him. But the others... they only want to take Rarity away. They don't understand like she does. This is an insight into the mind of a gradually degenerating lunatic.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Spike, Rarity - Complete
√úbermensch And Megalomania reviews
Grimmjow, in search of his shattered memories and struggling against the hollow within him, recruits Donald's help from another world. But when his twin sister slips into the Garganta behind them, the Bleach world is rapidly thrown into chaos! With Aizen in control of a super-charged Hogyoku and The Master pulling the strings, will Ichigo manage to save everyone in time?
Crossover - Bleach & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,331 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen
Translocation reviews
Ichigo and co. have found themselves in a mysterious new world, fraught with danger... And by danger, I mean a viciously rabid fan-girl and her none too cooperative brother. Let the chaos commence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 89,490 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete