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Author has written 18 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello! I am the all-powerful (not really) lumaluma!

Over 300,000 words of Hetalia fanfiction published, and still more to come.

I finally have a tumblr, where I am posting my writings! You can find me under thelumaluma. I'm posting my completed one-shots for now, and once I figure out how I'm going to do multi-chapter uploads, I will do my longer stories as well! Yay! Also, I'm probably going to be posting any little drabbles that I don't think are long enough to be posted here.

Updates are going to be slower than usual for me, because... well... engineering. Yeah. I'm starting my first year of university, studying engineering! Meaning I get to work until I pass out. And drink beer, but not until I pass out, because that's bad. And cry because I will slowly go insane. Oh yeah, and I'm in Canada now. Surprise, eh?

This chick here finally has a beta! About time, right? Anyways, the lovely Childish Insanity has agreed to beta for me, so hopefully there will be even fewer mistakes in my stories! But still, point out anything you see that isn't right.

I recently removed some of my stories that are either permanently discontinued or just not up to my standards of quality. So, I fully intend to continue 'A Time to Remember', but at the moment, I have more pressing ideas to attend to! When (and if?) the inspiration bug for that story bites me, I will definitely write more for it.

Oh, and to express what every single author here on FF feels... reviews are golden. If you're going to follow and/or favourite one of my stories, or me as an author, I would really appreciate it if you could leave a review! When I have a story that has twice as many follows as reviews, it kind of bugs me a little. And by that, I mean it makes me sad. I love hearing from you guys, and I'll gladly take your opinion and ideas in account and incorporate them into my stories! That and I want to know what you think of my writing.

So seriously, review. It's the best present you can give an author. Even if it's just to say 'Keep up the good work!' or 'You misspelled (insert word here)!' I cannot express how happy it makes me to wake up in the morning, check my email, and see as many reviews as favorites/follows. Because when all I see are favorites and follows, I feel kind of bad. And then I don't want to write. And then I shove my notebook away and say to myself that I'm not gonna write another chapter until I get more reviews. But then I write anyways because I can't resist it. And then I feel pissed at myself and at you guys, and I don't like being pissed at you guys. It makes me sad. And sad me only writes angst and I don't like only writing angst. But in all honesty, without further ado, review. Don't make me hypnotise it into you, because I will.

And yeah, now that my little rant is over...

Guess who redid her profile again! And again. And again and again and again and again...

Now, a few things about me:

Favourite Food: Vegetables and Fruit! Nothing better than fresh food.

Favourite Animal: Belugas or Hawks... not sure.

Favourite Colour: Green!

Favourite Number: 110 (it's a nicely rounded number).

Favourite Season: Spring! So many flowers.

Favourite Day of the Week: Saturday.

Sex: Yes please! Uh, I mean... Female.

Real name: Deirdre (pronounced deer-dree)

Nicknames: Didi, D, Chickadee, Darling Didi, Glitter Tits (don't ask), etc.

Birthday: 25th September.

Hair: Really short, brown. Or red. Depending on how I dye it.

Eyes: Green-blue-grey. I have tricolor eyes!

Nationality: Duel citizenship - Canadian and American. But my heritage is Scottish, Irish, Polish, English, and French Canadian. Whee.

I hate: Liars, cheaters, spiders, fast food, wasps, shallow people, pennies, homophobes, close-minded people, alarm clocks, socks that get holes in them really easily, high heels, guns, beets (I'm allergic to them), mushrooms, doing the dishes, bigots, scorpions, pens that don't work, bad drivers who don't use their signal lights, dead animals preserved in formaldehyde, hot dogs, the DMV (with a fiery, burning passion), etc.

I love: Music, writing, lava lamps, video games, anything French, yelling at inanimate objects, soft scarves, bathrobes, anime, hiking, coffee, trail mix, Nutella, jumping in puddles, glasses, cooking, science, pretzels, popsicles, long coats that cover your butt so when you sit on a park bench you don't get your pants wet, dancing, reading, plants, animals, memes, tea, Europe, Canada, economics, lemonade and ginger ale (even better if they're mixed, btw), reusable water bottles, breathable cotton socks, maple syrup, Sherlock Holmes, sunny days, Harry Potter, chapstick, strawberries, recycling, bras that fit comfortably, The Lord of the Rings series as well as The Hobbit, art (all kinds!), blankets, pasta, and lots of other things!

Okay, maybe this sounds vaguely like an online dating profile. Bah, who cares! You'd all love to date me anyways, right? ...right? (Forever alone)

I'm very open-minded (that means I'm a liberal!). I'm for same-sex marriage, I'm a feminist, I'm really quite agnostic, and I'm bisexual. I have a terrible tendency to fall for straight girls (goddammit). I'm very blunt and honest with most people, and I wear my mind on my sleeve, even when I probably shouldn't. I tend to cuss more than I should, but I'm okay with that. Liars disgust me, as do bigots. I'm very easily pleased (I got overjoyed when I got a pair of fuzzy socks as a present one Christmas), and quite empathetic. At the same time, I'm a colossal bitch towards shallow people, and proud of it! I'm an absolute chicken when it comes to horror movies and the like, but I'm not afraid of very many non-supernatural things.

My username comes from the Super Mario Galaxy games, because I'm a geek. I love Mario, The Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, Baten Kaitos (old game, for the Gamecube), Harvest Moon, Fire Emblem, pretty much any horror game (even though they scare me half to death), and the Sims. And coincidentally, my username is also the name of a traditional Australian aboriginal hero. Who knew? I didn't.

More about me: I'm bilingual. I lived in France, so I learned French! Yippee. Not gonna brag about it much. I'm also fluent in sarcasm. I'm a Canadian-American, so I say 'eh', and I pronounce - and spell - some words differently than most Americans, as you may have noticed from some of my stories, though I do like switching up the spelling of words depending on whose P.O.V. I'm writing from.

I am a proud nerdfighter. If you don't know what that is, look up the vlogbrothers on youtube. They are the definition of awesome. DFTBA!

I'm a musician! I play the flute (now mostly for fun) and the piano (jazz, classical, contemporary). I love all forms of art, whether they be visual, acoustic, or literary.

Voila. My life story for you, which is much more than I reveal to most people I know. Even my friends don't know a lot of this stuff about me. Please enjoy reading my stories, I try to update often. Sometimes I get writer's block, sometimes I'm too busy to write, but I'll usually update regularly. Meaning every few weeks, sometimes more, sometimes less. It all depends on my moods and how life is going... so much to do, so little time.

And really, feel free to PM me if you have any questions! I'll get back to you as quickly as I can. And that's a promise.

My avatar is a rainbow lion because he's fabulous, like me. And as tough as I wish I was. Also, isn't he just majestic?

Well, time for me to shut up and get on with it.

Open mind, open spirit.


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Guardian Angel by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
It wasn't as hard as the other times, when Francis would wake in terror in the dead of night and lay trembling for hours until the sun rose to save him, still feeling Jeanne's hands clamped around his neck, the flames searing his skin. The ghost of wings and whispered sweet nothings lingered by him in the sunbeams, barely too faint to be sensed. A new savior had found him today.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Published: 4/1/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Missing Spark by Xx-Twisted.Ever.After-xX reviews
Matthew's lonely, and filling the void in his chest with sex, alcohol and cigarettes can only help so much. In search of love, he signs up to dating websites and speed dating circles, trying someone that can fill that emptiness. Despite his need, a fear of being left behind stops him from getting too close to people. One man still tries. USCan. Cussing, Smut, Homoerotica.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
A Picture's Worth by woodbyne reviews
Francis Bonnefoy is an artist who needs to get away from his life. While trying to rediscover himself, he discovers Matthew Williams, a college student who models for figure studies, and has a figure Francis would love to study. AU, CanFra/FraCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,019 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - France, Canada
La Patisserie de la Rose by George deValier reviews
AU. Accountant Matthew Williams is used to being unnoticed, ignored, and forgotten. That is until pastry chef Francis Bonnefoy appears like a burst of colour in his dull, grey life. Gift fic for TCTBS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,111 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Shorts by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
Matthew's sexy shorts are driving Alfred insane. What else is a hero to do when he can think of nothing but pounding his gorgeous brother right there on the living room floor? AmeCan, incest, heavy smut, and severe M rating. Written for the awesome Wiwiun!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/3/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 4,194 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Pursuit of Happiness by woodbyne reviews
Alfred and Matthew built their company from Alfred's garage up. When Matt's safety net breaks and his secret comes out, will their fragile happiness crumble, too? Can Alfred go against his very nature to fix what he didn't even know he broke? Am/Can Fr/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,473 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
My Misfit by Zo One reviews
Arthur Kirkland, lead singer of a popular European Alternative band, came to America to charm the nation into his bed. But instead he found himself caught in the web of a disgruntled McDonalds employee. USUKUS; 3shot; AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,811 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
How To Fall In Love by Miss Mysty reviews
AU. Kisa Shouta has worked at The Emerald Cafe for years, regretting his failed chance at making money with his art. Then along comes up-and-coming artist Yukina Kou, and he can't help but feel a certain pull towards the man.
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,431 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Shouta Kisa, Kou Yukina - Complete
Distraction by aleatoric pasquinade reviews
L and Light are both childish and hate to lose, willing to turn anything into a challenge. Sex is certainly no exemption to this. AU LxLight. Smutty series.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,204 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - L, Light Y.
Family Night by Nisha Tsukino reviews
Family time is for getting closer with your family... NO FRANCE NOT THAT CLOSE! France/Canada/America/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/23/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
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In My Life reviews
Alfred F. Jones is a young, fresh-out-of-college I.T. guy who (much to his displeasure) gets forced to teach a certain irritable Englishman how to use a computer in a vaguely competent way. Though they start out with nothing but contempt for each other, things change and they end up seeing each other in a completely different way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,270 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 1/13/2013 - America, England/Britain
Safe and Sound reviews
One night, Arthur learns that Alfred is afraid of thunderstorms. This leads to what may be the fluffiest, most lighthearted thing I have ever written. FACE family, pure fluff. Written because childhood flies past much faster than you ever expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
Little by Little reviews
Years after it all happened, Matthew still hasn't recovered from the events of his childhood. But with the help of Alfred, his best friend who becomes more than simply a friend, he learns to trust again. AmeCan/CanAme, M for adult language/situations. A bit of angst and a lot of fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Lost Cause reviews
Arthur doesn't want to tell Alfred the truth about the nights he's come home late from work, but he knows he has to. After all, he made a promise. FrUk, UsUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Adventures in Solitude reviews
After years of secretly being in love with his best friend, Alfred, Matthew has to decide whether or not to give up hope and move on, or to risk a lifelong friendship for a new kind of love. UsUk, Franada, Eventual UsCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,004 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Canada, America
My Sweet Prince reviews
Sick and tired of putting up with Arthur's alcoholism and drug use, Francis finally decides to confront him about it, with lasting consequences for the both of them. M for drug use, mentions of sex, language, and general angst.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Father's Son reviews
After being raised with an abusive father, the last thing Alfred wants is to end up like his dad. However, he worries that the saying "like father, like son" holds more truth than he used to think it did. Warnings for brief violence, swearing, and general angst. This is more of a drabble than most of my other stories, but it does still have a plot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Winter Prayers reviews
Years after Francis is gone, Arthur returns to a certain place that reminds him of everything they had. M for dark themes, mentions of sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
French Perfume reviews
After a long voyage at sea, Captain Arthur Kirkland makes a stop at a small Normandy port to visit a certain Frenchman he hasn't seen for quite some time. FrUk/UkFr.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Memories reviews
At the end of the Revolutionary War, our two main combatants do a bit of thinking on what led up to the war in the first place, and how it might have been different. Rated T for language and mildly suggestive themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
It Never Entered My Mind reviews
World-renowned detective Alfred F. Jones is on the hunt for a collection of jewels that went missing from a rich London family, but he gets quite a bit more out of questioning a certain bartender than he originally bargained for. Rated for language, adult situations. UsUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,908 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Delusional reviews
Yet another stressful G8 summit for our favourite countries. Once the meetings are over, France tries to avoid England, not wanting to start a fight for once. But will he be successful...? Bah, of course not! Very heavy UkFr/FrUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2013 - France, England/Britain - Complete
In The End reviews
Three summers. Three wars. Three snapshots of France and England's lives, as well as the changes they go through over the years. FrUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Changed reviews
A dreary summer day in 1975, right after the end of the Vietnam war, America pays an unexpected visit to England's house. A few unexpected things are revealed during this visit, and things will be forever changed afterwards. UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Write Me When You Get There reviews
World War II AU - Human names used. Arthur Kirkland is a Red Cross medic stationed in Normandy. He meets wounded soldier Alfred F. Jones. This is their story. M for language and suggestive themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,033 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Stacked Crooked reviews
Matthew Williams is a bored financial advisor. His next-door neighbour, Alfred, is anything but boring. He teaches Matthew how to live a little. The last thing either man expected was that their friendship would lead to something else... CanUs. M for language and adult themes/situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,170 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
The Benefits of Pacifism reviews
It's been thirty years since Canada officially became independent of England. America's curious as to how he managed it. He might've been happier not knowing... rated M for oral, CA/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2012 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
A Time to Remember reviews
Matthew is a shy, well-mannered young man who goes to a music camp near Chicago one summer. There he meets Alfred, his complete opposite. Both of their lives get turned upside down. Main pairing Canada/US, lots of minor pairings. Rating will go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Canada, America