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Joined 02-06-03, id: 339224, Profile Updated: 09-29-10
Author has written 18 stories for A Nightmare on Elm Street, Hellboy, Misc. Movies, Children of the Corn, Virtua Fighter, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Watchmen, Rule of Rose, Metalocalypse, Snatch, James Bond, Team Fortress 2, and Hobbit.

My name is Sarah.

I was born in 1990.

I like music, green nail polish, Batman, cream puffs, and books.

I dislike pineapple, sharks, Twilight, shopping for bras, and static cling.

My favorite band is The Birthday Massacre.

I write stuff, some of which is smutty.

Love me, hate me, do what you will.

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Sunrise, Sunset by balthezarian reviews
A series of short stories revolving around Vegeta's relationships with his children.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,780 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Vegeta, Bra
Doktor Assisted Drabbles by Doktor Girlfriend reviews
100 and 200-word tales of RED vs BLU, with a focus on Heavy and Medic. All classes not named in canon are OCs. Rating may increase with future entries.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Heavy, Medic
Verboten by Jessi D reviews
Medic considered himself soured on the concept of love, but when finding his way into the Doctor's affections, Heavy is surprising sneaky for such a big man.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
Rocket Science by PUPPYSPANK reviews
50 colloquial ways to get a PHD in missile launching. RED Soldier/Engineer
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Soldier, Engineer
Never Cried by glorianas reviews
Wrote it after I was inspired by Space Toaster's drabble about my favorite man, Dario. In all his life, Dario Mendoza has never cried. He was taught that crying showed week. The poem is a companion piece to a story I'm working on.* R&R
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Dario M.
Pet by Soyna reviews
Sephiroth didn't realize that he always wanted a pet. To bad, he decided to take one that wasn't his.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sephiroth - Complete
Weaknessklok by sillynekorobs reviews
Short, drabble-ish scenes of Dethklok at their not-so-metal best. Some are funny, and some downright cute. Because no one can be brutal ALL the time.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009
Nexus and the wagon by OMGabriel reviews
A little story about Justin Gabriel's wagon. Many fun times can be had with a wagon, and this is one of them.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Justin Gabriel, Wade Barrett - Complete
Stay by mecherry reviews
After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo returns to the Shire, and is ready for the Grey Havens, when someone he meets could change his mind. Frodo/OC no slash!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,287 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Frodo B. - Complete
I Have A Knack for Making People Laugh by WordShark reviews
Harriet Vince, registered nobody, has a talent for making things worse for herself. Yes this is one of those idiotic Joker/OC/Batman stories, but I intend to have a good time with my Anti-Mary-Sue, so enjoy! I'm so sorry I never finished this! LOVE YOU
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,371 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
Sitting in the Snow by LadyNightRunner reviews
All alone in Nibelheim, Vincent finds himself with an unexpected guest. She has many things to teach him about life, laughter, love, and monsters in the basement.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Vincent V., Marlene W. - Complete
Sugar and Spice by LadyNightRunner reviews
Christmas is the time of family and friendship. It's the time to get together with everyone you hold dear. Just be prepared to be held liable for anything that happens while you're all gathered. Rated for cookies, sugar, icing, and Marlene.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Dance With the Devil by The Kat Valentine reviews
-Second in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Trip, stumble, fall and bumble your way through, romance with the devil is romance, regardless. Harvey's learning that the hard way.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,997 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Joker - Complete
I'm Too Sexy by MissCloud reviews
The Joker is once again interrogated by Batman... but said clown finds a way to spice it up a little. Slash. Joker/Batman
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by The Kat Valentine reviews
-First in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Gotham City is the new home to lackluster journalist Harvey Tinkle, a failure in most respects. But when she meets Cleveland, her neighbor, she's in for more than she bargained for. Enter: the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,404 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Joker - Complete
break your mother's back by de yaten reviews
Step on a crack and you'll break your mother's back. Loz tries his best, but Kadaj won't believe him. :: Kadaj, Loz centric ::
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Kadaj, Loz - Complete
Tag in the Clouds by de yaten reviews
Loz is the last one to awaken in the Lifestream. He's been dreaming of blood and Sephiroth and a girl in pink, who greets him when he awakens. "Everyone has been waiting for you!" After AC. :: Loz/Yazoo, Kadaj/Loz, Aerith/Zack ::
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Loz, Kadaj - Complete
Red Rover, Red Rover by de yaten reviews
Loz knew he shouldn't be sneaking off in the middle of the night, especially to seek out Tifa. But after their fight, he has to find her again. He finds her, sleeping. "She's so pretty..." Dark, noncon implications. :: Loz/Tifa ::
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Loz, Tifa L. - Complete
A Visit in the Night by de yaten reviews
Reeve normally slept like clockwork. On this night, he awoke to a silent alarm clock, the nagging dark of early morning, and a leather-clad stranger sitting on his chest. :: Loz/Reeve :: Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Reeve T., Loz - Complete
Did Somebody Order Housekeeping? by de yaten reviews
Reno promised Rude anything he wanted upon the completion of Shinra's rebuilding process, and Reno was usually a man of his word. Usually. He never quite imagined Rude wanting anything like this... :: RudeXReno:: Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
A Box of Chocolates by de yaten reviews
Glue stuck to Kadaj's fingers, and there was a film of glitter over everything, but Kadaj was determined to make this the best present ever. Nii-san was such a spoilsport. It was the thought that counted, right? :: written for Valentine's Day ::
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Kadaj, Cloud S. - Complete
Fruit Salad by LadyNightRunner reviews
A look at the gang through Yuffie's eyes. Everyone is recognized as a...fruit? Yuffie, what are you up to? Drabble.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Yuffie K. - Complete
Yes, we have no more arrows today by Kit Thespian reviews
300 humor fic. An alternate ending to the movie, with a pinch of spoof. The question is, what if the arrows missed? You've been warned.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
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Eavesdropping reviews
Bilbo learns why you shouldn't eavesdrop. (Implied Bofur/OFC)
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bofur - Complete
Like Father Like Daughter reviews
A series of short one-shots portrayed each class as a father.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011
Humility reviews
Scout goes to sulk with Engie after being humiliated by Soldier. Engie/Fem!Scout OC, rated for language.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Scout, Engineer - Complete
Don't I Know You From Somewhere? reviews
A series of drabbles and one-shots starring Sanchez's favorite henchman. OFCs, some AU, and rated M for Dario being a sadistic freak.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Dario M.
Cliched Title Goes Here reviews
HURRRR DURRRRR tHIS is a story about a gurl who moves to like, Springwood! And then she runs into OMG FREDDY KRUGER! WILL HE KILL HER! ...Hell if I know, I'm making this up as I go along!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2010
The Language of Trees reviews
It's 1993 and Murderface is in love.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - W. Murderface - Complete
Franky reviews
Franky's lover briefly ponders the man with four fingers and a briefcase.
Snatch - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Drabbles of the Bassist as a Young Man reviews
Reuploaded with new format A year in the life of a teenage Murderface. Neglect, self-hate, theft and the beginning of love, all in twelve bite-sized drabbles. Rated for language and VERY mild hints of sexuality
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2009 - W. Murderface - Complete
Gregory reviews
A series of short snippets about Gregory Wilson before the events that led to his transformation into Stray Dog.
Rule of Rose - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Another One in the Alleyway reviews
Stupid girl gets stalked into alleyway. Stupid girl gets attacked. Rorschach saves stupid girl. Stuff happens.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
Something I Learned reviews
I learned tonight that it's a bad idea to mess with a guy in face paint. Joker/OC one-shot, rated to be safe
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
The Wacky Adventures of Toaster and Co reviews
The absolutely nonsensical capers of Freddy, Jason, Michael, Pinhead, Leatherface and Creeper, and a hyperactive teenage girl who bosses them around relentlessly.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,760 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
I Never Told You What I Do For A Living reviews
oneshot Goh contemplates telling Ruri what exactly he does. Writing summaries sucks.
Virtua Fighter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Goh H. - Complete
Ghost of A Smile reviews
oneshot Goh runs into a familiar face. Sequel to Sake Flavored Kiss
Virtua Fighter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Goh H. - Complete
Sake Flavored Kiss reviews
oneshot What happens when Goh Hinogami goes to a nightclub. Please review!
Virtua Fighter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Goh H. - Complete
Possession reviews
Jerusha once was a believer. Through her eyes, we learn of her life, her loss of faith, and most of all, her marriage to Malachi. Takes place two years after the massacre. Please review!
Children of the Corn - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007
Burst reviews
Little Miss Sunshine A poem describing Dwayne's reaction to finding out he's colorblind. Rated for language
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Oreos and Telekinesis reviews
Short story Hellboy is out for some air and happens to come across an eleven yearold. An interesting eleven yearold.
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2005