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Joined 11-01-11, id: 3392330, Profile Updated: 07-15-12
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Vocaloid.

My OTP is SasoDei.

I also like SasuNaru, judging by my Favorites List.

Cliches and crappy OCs give me headaches, which is why I wrote Asylum for the Unoriginal. /self-advertising?

That is all you need to know.

I may peruse some of those copypastas in the future.

But you wouldn't care, would you?

Nah.

Memorable Quotes:

"I don't like lollipops!" - Artemis Fowl

"If you poke your fingers into that wound, he'll be dead, but completely bulletproof." - Foaly

kthxbye.

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The Blonde Bandit & The Vampire King by Secret Scarlet Lilly reviews
He wants to capture her and ask her why, all she wants is to die. He'll fall in love slowly too, she just wants to find out whats true. Dark.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,648 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Marshall Lee, Fionna
Chasing Yesterday by The King in White reviews
Rokudaime Hokage Uchiha Sasuke is a man with nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 183,292 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 2,510 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] Itachi U., Hinata H.
Driving Test by SweetPeachy reviews
The Akatsuki have to pass the hardest test in their lives. Will they pass or will something or someone screw it up for them. No Pairings! Rating for language!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Akatsuki
We love by Choko-chi reviews
This is a collection of short stories based on my list 50 1 love. It is shounenai, only sweet and innocent, so now you are warned. ItaNaru ShikaNaru and ShinoNaru. The list, 50 1 love is in the first chapter now :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Shino A., Shikamaru N.
A tour you don't really want to take by ThanksIllPass reviews
Natasha offers a once-in-a-lifetime tour around the Land of Gay and Random a.k.a Stark Tower. Natasha/Clint, Thor/Loki, Steve/Tony, sharp objects/Bruce.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
If I Was Tempted I Would Run by Trashlife reviews
"It started with Loki Laufeyson throwing Tony Stark out of a window." A collaboration between Trashy and her sister npeg. Regarding chapter 1, we realised we made a fatal error: it's Mark VII not Mark VI, apologies.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,606 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Anthony S.
The Dangers of Loneliness by PhantomGrimalkin reviews
Movieverse. Bruce dealing with feeling outcast on the team and noticing a foe more than he really should be. Loki/Bruce-ish.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,368 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - [Hulk/Bruce B., Loki] - Complete
How to win a war by ThanksIllPass reviews
Obviously, it's a war between fangirls. Loki already has an army. How can the Avengers even the score? A not-so-secret admirer of Captain America has an idea. I warn you, this is a whole new level of retarded...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Pliancy by Corsiva Vyrae reviews
Of course, God forbid the mighty Tony Stark get sick. Injuries and near-death experiences he could do, but the seasonal flu? Oh, that was definitely a no-no. /Slash/
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Playing Both Sides by Asidian reviews
Loki is the Liesmith. Loki is the Silvertongue. Loki is the cleverest of the gods of Asgard. But above all these things, Loki is bored- and when a god of mischief is bored, the rules of the game are apt to change in order to make life more interesting.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Thor, Iron Man/Anthony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by everyoneisking reviews
"So this is the man my father couldn't stop talking about" Steve/Tony, implied Steve/Howard.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
Blurred Sound by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
Sasuke Uchiha met Naruto Uzumaki when he was seven years old; a twist in the time line, and he meets her again five years later during the Chunin Exams – as an Otogakure suFemNaru. Onesided SasuSaku, DeiSaku. AU/AT. Dark Naruto. Now in Part II .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 147,984 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] [Deidara, Sakura H.]
The Tale of Naruto Uzumaki by Averial Flames reviews
This is an epic I did for a school project. Practically a summary of the whole Naruto arc. Light Sasunaru, but can also be taken as deep friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Untold by reign of tears reviews
AU. Sasuke doesn't know anything, and for Naruto, it's better that way. SxN /Complete/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,924 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Photo Of You by Bubble Smoosher reviews
Sasuke stole a photo from Sai and Sai tries to steal it back. When Naruto and Sakura found out about the photo, what will happen. R&R. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Team Seven - Complete
Left For Less by Corsiva Vyrae reviews
Honestly, Tony just didn't know when to shut up sometimes. Slash
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Thing About Weddings by A. E. Stover reviews
AU — Uchiha Fugaku wants the very best for his sons, particularly his eldest, who remains unmarried and single past thirty. Daddy Uchiha does his best to try and get his son hitched, but unfortunately, marriage is the last thing on Itachi's mind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,203 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Itachi U.
Notice Me, Dobe by dmnq8 reviews
The real story of Naruto and Sasuke. Crack. Giftfic for Marinav92. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wrong Number by NineHundredThirteen reviews
Losing your phone is one thing. But accidentally swapping yours with a stranger... That’s something else entirely and something much more horrifying. CRACK!CRACK!CRACK! T for Language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Narrator by NineHundredThirteen reviews
Naruto hears a voice up above telling him things…naughty things. CRACK!CRACK!CRACK! Yaoi pairing, Proceed with caution.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alternate Selves by Akira of the Twilight reviews
-Crack-fic, one-shot, joked about Sasunaru- Nothing in the world could prepare Naruto for the horrors he was about to face. How could anything? There was only supposed to be one psychotic Sasuke in the world, not three.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why SasuNaru doesn't Exist by Wind Alias reviews
A random one-shot that explains why SasuNaru does not exist. This is not anything against the pairing. Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 3,642 - Follows: 363 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
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Summer reviews
That day, Miku hit him with a ball, kissed him, and walked off. Now a two-shot.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Miku H., Len K. - Complete
Asylum for the Unoriginal reviews
A collection of overused story plots. In essence, a cliche compendium. Inspired by Evilism's Wintergreen. Kudos to you. A big block of crack, but who doesn't like crack?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Naruto U.
Arachnids reviews
Panic in Team Seven-it was a ferocious battle. Ferocious indeed.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Team Seven, Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Bender Blender reviews
Akatsuki gets genderbended, but this genderbender is-not?-unlike any of the other ones. Omakes, insert heres, and more!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,360 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Akatsuki
Kakuzu's Sewing Guide reviews
Complete with sections on how to choose fabric, thread, and equipment, all without spending money! That does mean you have to use curtains, hair, and kunai. Probably.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Kakuzu
Art of a Grunt reviews
After banning him from candy, Mikoto forces six-year old Itachi to write a poem. Oneshot. Itachi-centric.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
Reversal reviews
Tobi digs out a magnet underneath all that junk on the fridge. Pein is not amused. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Pain/Pein