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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

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White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,740 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 3,517 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Fly by Waiting To Be Inspired reviews
Draco Malfoy realizes he has a problem, but cannot stop on his own. Warnings: eating disorders - anorexia and bulimia - and possible self-injury in later chapters. Possibly triggering.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,155 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Please Leave A Message After The Tone by ElizabethJaneMalfoy reviews
Dramione. M for language. The bells have tolled and the clock has struck midnight. It's New Years Day and a rather merry Draco Malfoy decides to leave a rather truthful, and little bit explicit message on his Secretary's phone: Miss Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Right Question by valinorean reviews
Harry keeps asking the wrong question. :: Harry/Draco SLASH ::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Dish Best Served Cold by Mistress Lynn reviews
Summary: Somebody is out to get Hermione. Draco gets caught in the middle, and doesn't mind at all! AU, post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,059 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Anniversaries by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
May 2, 1998. As the final battle draws to an end, two unlikely people form an unlikely friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,792 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,887 - Reviews: 3229 - Favs: 4,219 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 165 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6420 - Favs: 4,831 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shrine by AuroraExecution reviews
Harry hates being worshipped.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dirty Business by ILoveToChin25 reviews
Au DH. Harry is captured after setting off on his own to find the remaining Horcruxes, and is kept alive for Voldemort's own nefarious games. Draco Malfoy is assigned to look after him, and does so to protect his own self interest. Or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,631 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
PS I Love You by shmexsay reviews
One hundred letters, written back and forth between Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy over the course of twenty-five years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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All The Immediate Unknowns reviews
And then Harry speaks. Finally voicing the question I'd always dreaded to hear, the one that keeps me awake and clinging to my blanket at night, the one I childishly wished he'd never be aware enough to realise. "What is this between us, Draco?" he asks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Dust of Retreat reviews
Draco is a broken, apathetic shell of a man. He can't find the will to fight away his demons. One night with Harry Potter changes everything. Warnings inside. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,285 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blue Towels and White Roses reviews
Sometimes forgiving yourself is just as important as earning it from others. Rose deathfic from Hermione's perspective. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Hermione G., Rose W. - Complete
Stained Parchment reviews
A collection of letters written by Harry, addressed to Draco spanning the first six years after his death. Established relationship. Rated M for masochism, obsessions, slash; besides other things. Warnings inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wake Up, The Sun Is Rising Without You reviews
Harry thinks he knows what he must do, what is expected of him. But living in denial is not easy. Draco shows him that there is, indeed, something other to life that doing what he must. A sort of hybrid of a PWP/One-shot. Slash, smut, strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete