Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.Hullo, I'm an idiot- but my mum says I'm just special.
I don't know if this is secret so *shoosh* but my friend, Claire, told me something. Yeah, she came up to me oneday and said "Tiani,"
Apparently in a bio you write about yourself- makes it easier for all you stalkers hmm? I really did have a stalker once, she even followed me to the toilet and kept touching my hair (I hope she washed her hands :S). I call her Purple Lemons now- she even wrote a poem about Purple Lemons- she scares me. I'm also a part time stalker myself- I'm Orlando's deranged stalker :D I even have a cage to put him in once I kidnap him.
Anyway, I'm an uncooked lobster- you wouldn't think it to look at me, what with all this hair on my head and no claws or shell, but I am so you'll have to believe me.
Now for my ramblings:
I also like the Harry Potter series- I relate the most with Dudley I think- Claire will tell you otherwise but she just wants to be the skinniest!
I HATE my knees- screwed my swimming and running up, and I've had one operation on them and I've got 2 more ops on the agenda. I went to the doctor and he goes "Tell me, why are your knees sore?" And I said, "If I knew I wouldn't be here to ask you, dickhead." Then I got a lecture on male anatomy and how certain features are not present on one's head. Then I went to the physio and she poked me in the butt and said "You have no butt muscles!" And I said "I'm INCONSOLLLLLLLAAABLEEEEEEEEE!" And then she gave me exercises to do so now I'm getting butt muscles,Kylie Minogue eat your heart out and write a half decent song for once dammit!
I LOATHE ENTIRELY chauvinists (eg Islamic courts, the pope)and think they should all go shoot themselves- or I'll do it for them. I have about a 107 page plan for chauvinists but to cut a long story short it involves castration (HA HA!).
WAIT ONE MORE THING! Did I mention I just ADORE reviewers? Go ahead, give me a review and I'll add you to my adoration list.