Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Fairy Tail.
crazy, weird, immature and unstable
or at least that's how my friends describe me
i honestly don't know what i was going to put in here so i sent a message to my contacts asking them to describe me
oh by the way i forgot one more thing
i am a geek
nice to meet you!
-Hell isn’t dying; it’s watching the ones you love get destroyed
-You are truly unique...you know that word rhymes with freak for a reason right?
- All in a days work. I know the one just wants my blood and the other one just wants a shirt (on James and Laurent in Twilight the movie)
-Dear Math, I’m not your therapist, solve your own problems
-If live gives you melons you are probably dyslexic
-People who say nothing is impossible obviously haven't tried slamming a revolving door
-One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me
-If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.
-I don't obsess, I think intensely!
-"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn drink."
-I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
-"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
-"He who laughs last didn't get it."
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.
-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
-Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
-Homework destroys trees
-In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips
-Best friends are like stars, you don't always see them but you know they are always there
-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
-Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died
-"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."
-Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
-People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
-Deep down I'm a very shallow person.
-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
-I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
-Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
-I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
-A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
-All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.
"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."
"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love."
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."
"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
"Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.
"Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats."
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge."
"I DON'T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!"
"Not my daughter, you bitch!" (Molly)
Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet.
"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."
"You'd think people had better things to gossip about," said Ginny as she sat on the common room floor, leaning against Harry’s legs and reading the Daily Prophet. "Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true you’ve got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest."
"Ah" said Dumbledore gently, "Yes I thought we might hit that little snag!"
"Harry was left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls would sink to get revenge."
"Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!"
"The thing about growing up with Fred and George," said Ginny thoughtfully, "is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve."
“We did it, we bashed them, wee Potty's the one,
And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!”
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)
ok now for the readers of my story my seaweed brain, my wise girl. i'm terribly sorry for the long wait, my laptop took an unplanned swim so i can't update the story for a while. i will finish it though i promise you that. i'll just be reading with my phone for a while