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Joined 11-02-11, id: 3393457, Profile Updated: 06-13-12
Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Ignore my silly username, as I couldn't think of anything as I was eating my spinach tortellini and hugging my plush Squid.

I've got many stories that I'm just trying to figure out how to start, or even how they should go, so stay tuned!

In Hetalia I'm a shipper of Itacest, GerIta and Spamano, as well as PruIta, Rochu and UsUk!

Ummmm- Story updates are inconsistent... very much so. I'm starting art school in August so I've been busy with some projects and such but I will do my best to start updating once I've got the time!!

Shoot me a message on AIM if you'd like! Calamaroooh

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Infection by Self-Titled Demo reviews
Antonio didn't know what to think of the man who randomly showed up in his home... completely naked. Yet, he still found himself drawn to this "Lovino", only to be thrown into his worst nightmare. AU, Human names used. DISCONTINUED-remaining plot on last chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 107,561 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 12/7/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Bésame Mucho by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Lovino Vargas only ever wanted something exciting to happen in his boring, everyday Italian village existence. He never expected war, Resistance, love, passion, treason, or a cheerful, confusing, irritatingly attractive Spanish freedom fighter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,222 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 2849 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4023 - Favs: 5,467 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Footsteps by TwistedGoth reviews
Friendships happen by chance. A normal encounter in the city draws Ludwig into one of those dreamy, fast-moving life experiences that are usually found in the movies. Two brothers and lots of glamour and a chance to feel normal. But, just like the movies, sometimes things don't play out like they're supposed to. Devastating genetics sometimes come hidden in cheery packages. AU. FFI
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,441 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Matching the Outside by ChibiJazRide reviews
Why was he just standing there with such a blank expression? He still hadn't moved, said anything. Why wasn't he? Didn't he have something to say? Didn't Romano deserve his happy ending? Warning: T for language and character death; One-sided Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Numbered Lithograph by youaremarvelous reviews
AU Spain x Romano. When Lovino starts attending art school with his brother he finds his most important lesson doesn't come from his professors, but from a culinary student at a sister school: sometimes the flaws hold the beauty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,906 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Bedtime by Gothic-Romantic99 reviews
With Hungary away for an important meeting, Austria must handle the task of putting little Italy to bed which includes a bedtime story. Fluffiness!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2012 - N. Italy, Austria - Complete
Root of Attraction by whitetyger123 reviews
Born blind, Feliciano decides to get a seeing eye dog. But when he meets the trainer, he gets more than he had hoped for! Co-written with Verboten Byacolate. Ludwig/Feliciano, yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,351 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Pop My Tomato by Geertrui reviews
Spain brushes Romano's hair, with educational outcomes. Shotacon, exploitation of erogenous zones. THIS WAS written at 2am by an inexperienced spamano writer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
RODERICH EDELSTEIN: a fieldguide declassified by FanSlewFantasy reviews
REQUEST FIC from ages ago. Gilbert has a bad habit of stalking, in the creepiest possible way. AU school life, hard yaoi, PRUAUS, Very long. DL,DR Sorry in advance for the formatting, fanfic was having a hissy. Please review? love. :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,498 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Seeing Is Believing by VampireNaomi reviews
Neither Prussia nor Romano is looking for a new relationship, especially not with each other, but somehow they end up growing closer than they ever expected or wanted. Prumano with other pairings as a side dish. Rated for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,879 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - [S. Italy/Romano, Prussia] [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Aroma by Jacquzy reviews
This is how it happens; how Antonio Fernández Carriedo comes to fall in love with the sweet-scented child seven years his junior. Human AU. Warnings for sexual activity involving a minor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Tale of the Conquered Overbearing by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Antonio's dual personality disorder pushes him to unorthodox methodological treatment: rooming with the most stress-inducing Italian in the nation. But the ultimate goal begins to change from psychological to emotional, and Spain does not approve.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,939 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Sunflowers by LePetitPappillon reviews
Love story between Russia and China. Starts out a little slow, but picks up at Ch.3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,222 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
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Understanding Affection reviews
When Ludwig is unable to figure out why his youngest son, Luca, is acting up, Feliciano and Gilbert decide to step him, helping shine some light on the situation.- Fluffy family AU of Ludwig and Feliciano spending time with their children!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Love and the Hunter reviews
When the American foreigner comes to Kirkland Manor only to discover four sons and no female heiress to marry, his desires reach past to their son 3rd in line; Arthur. Though Alfred is ready for the pursuit, Arthur is more than unwelcoming to the idea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/11/2012 - America, England/Britain
Dimmi che mi ami reviews
Feliciano Vargas has always desired to be seen as more to his brother. After entering careers in the critical fashion industry; fame, greed and lust attempt to break them apart- or even bring them closer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
That Day I Found You reviews
When Antonio is forced to sit next to that beautiful Italian boy, he becomes a persistent passenger, not giving up till he sees him again...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano