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Joined 11-02-11, id: 3393964, Profile Updated: 10-09-12
Author has written 8 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Twilight.

Name: Becky

Age: 16

Eye colour: Brown

Hair colour: Brown

Family:

Bro

Lauren (my twin XD)

Kitty

Cara

Haley

Meiren (OK, the last five aren't biological, but whatever)

Roommates:

Maggie

Adam

Phil

Favourite colour: Blue

Favourite food: Ummm... Gimme a sec with this...

Pets: Cats- Scooter and George

Romantically involved with: My writing! And my fans! (No, none of you have a choice)

Favourite pasttimes: Reading, writing, researching fairy tales, procrastinating, chilling... did I mention reading and writing?

Birthday: September 26

Favourite quotes:

--"He's so cute! I wanna fuck him!"

"Who, Greece or the cat?"

"The cat! Oh, shit! Greece! I meant Greece!"

-Kitty, me, Kitty

--"The pizza has no master!"

-Cara

--"I had to have gotten it (badassery) from somewhere, and it sure as hell wasn't from France!"

-Lauren (as America to me as England)

--"Oh right, you're America because you're Canadian."

-Bro

--"I'm guessing France is a persian?"

"Yeah, how did you know?!"

"I thought, 'What's the foufiest and least threatening cat ever? Oh wait, a persian!'"

-Bro, me, Bro

--"How the hell can you say that those things are little... demon rat beasts."

-Mike

--"Remember, if you come to a fork in the road... take it."

-My freshman English teacher

--"... I've got an idea, but the story... The story will go where it wants to go. The characters drive it, not me... A good story, you don't really write. It was always there, you just uncover it."

-Varric

this is a video of my english teacher rapping: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d_sbyVzInE

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American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 2737 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Spades by simplytrop reviews
When Alfred, an archaeology student, stumbles upon a sleeping man in the ruins of an old castle, he finds himself accidentally married to the Queen of Spades. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,487 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America, England/Britain
Picture Perfect Words by kouichi kimura 4eva reviews
Author Arthur Kirkland is facing a slump when trying to complete the final novel to his popular series, but then finds more than just inspiration after meeting a blond photographer on the rooftop of his beloved abandoned school.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,063 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - England/Britain, America
Alfred F Jones, the Country by Shaded Silvering Grey reviews
Alfred, reminiscing about his hero complex. Very biased torwards his point of view.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2012 - America - Complete
Check Yes Or No by Lori von Loco reviews
Seventeen-year-old Arthur Kirkland didn't expect to ever get the coveted "Check-Yes-Or-No" note passed to his desk. And he certainly didn't expect that it would be from Alfred Jones, the most popular kid in school. ((DISCONTINUED))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,942 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - England/Britain, America
Broken by fujikawaii10346 reviews
Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you have been stood up by your BEST BRO and BOYFRIEND: DAVE STRIDER... Or have you? Warning: Contains mention of rape! Rated T for language and eventual whatnots. Humanstuck AU
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,897 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Sleepy Time by Flutterbyxx reviews
It wasn't like he was doing anything wrong. He was just… Creepily watching the love of his life sleep. DenNor Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Taking Flight: A HeartGold Nuzlocke by LEder reviews
Gray is not really interested in going on a Pokemon adventure. In fact, she hasn't even come out of her house in Violet City, in the last 5 years. Now, at the age of 16, she's forced on a journey that would teach her to leave the nest, and test her limits
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,511 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012
July 4th by Sincerely Ash reviews
On July 4th, 2006, Arthur fell in love with Alfred F. Jones. On July 4th, 2007, they kissed for the very first time. On July 4th, 2008, they were married. And on July 4th, 2009, the very worst thing happened. Will Arthur survive another July 4th?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,643 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - England/Britain, America
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3849 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
MY Immortal: A Parody for 'Preps' by Bad Asp reviews
Remember "My Immortal", the Harry Potter badfic that's so easy to parody and make fun of? Well, here's another fanfic author's interpretation! Perhaps if enough people riff on it, it could be a world record!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 36,373 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012
Sticky Notes by Snowkitty12 reviews
Inspired by my Geography teacher sticking sticky notes on people's backs during class Usuk, hinted other pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - England/Britain, N. Italy - Complete
Twelve days of Hetalia Heaven by DakotahOfManyFandoms reviews
You attend a Christmas party hosted by America and end up playing Seven Minutes in heaven with any member of the Axis, Allies, or other assorted characters including a mystery character on Christmas day! I'll update everyday until then!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - America
It's Tuesday by Megan Lo Saurus reviews
Arthur is a writer and Francis owns the café he frequents. For the two of them, Tuesdays are special. FrUK AU full of fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/16/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Like It Like That by McMorbid reviews
If all else fails, go down the fetish route. EnglandxFem!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Let's Play A Game by rinincali reviews
"Hey hey Rose, why don't we play a drinking game?" That was Alfred F. Jones' suggestion to Rose Kirkland one night. He needed an excuse to drink enough to have the courage to tell her his feelings. America X Fem! England one-shot, rated M for smut. Enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Easier Said Than Done by PancakesAndGilbird reviews
Gilbert finally convinces Francis to give him permission to ask out Matthew, promising to take him out on the most awesome date of his life. However, with meddling family members and unexpected exes, will everything go to plan? PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Seven Pieces of Chalk by Lady Charity reviews
Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,737 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Not So Perfect by china-aruX3 reviews
After rejecting the wealthy aristocrat everyone expected her to marry, Elizaveta Héderváry knows she needs to escape the wrath of her social climbing step-father. Thankfully, she won't be alone. Her best friend Gilbert decides to come along for the ride.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,322 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Prussia, Hungary
There, Right There! by TheOppositesAlchemist reviews
America gets bored and decides to question people's sexual preferences. China and co. decide to join in and that's when the fun of insulting an entire continent comes in! So, tell me; Gay or European? Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
And All That Jazz by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Alfred is approached by the Student Body President, Arthur, for help on his math exam. They hate each other, but maybe opposites can attract with the help of something unexpected. Christmas gift for my friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,954 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Roma no Tomato by Ceri Moriarty reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Lovi has a gift for Antonio. Gakuen AU, same as Firework and concern for a Tsundere, Valentine's Spamano for my dearest Spain-nee-chan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Being caught lying may result in a kiss by ButterFish reviews
Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Strange Powers by Tinstars reviews
America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,655 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
How to leave the closet by ButterFish reviews
US/UK - AU. Arthur is a businessman who is still in the closet. Alfred is openly gay. The two of them meet - and fall in love. But can they keep up this relationship when they're so different?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,131 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Anatomically Correct by Hazel-Beka reviews
Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A new kind of vanilla steamer by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU, oneshot - Alfred goes to get his favourite drink, a vanilla steamer. But Arthur, the new staff-member of the cafeteria, misunderstands him and gives him a more sexy kind of vanilla steamer than he had expected
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/16/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Linguine with Tomatoes and Romano by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
Spain/Romano: Romano is not only a person, but a cheese as well. Spain clearly doesn't know this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Hot Water Bottle by KSFWolfe reviews
Spain and Romano fluff//Spain has a cold. Or so he claims.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Awakening by Gemini Star01 reviews
During WW2, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele conducted experiments on identical twins. Alfred and Matthew, taken as prisoners of war, were delivered to his program. A rescue is on its way, but it won’t be soon enough to stop the nightmares...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,064 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
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Paranoia is Bad for the Heart reviews
Alfred and Arthur are already in a shaky relationship, but when paranoia gets the better of them both, things take a turn for the worse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,820 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What You Don't Know Can't Hurt You reviews
When Alfred finds out that his friend Ivan has a girlfriend, he can't help spying on their date that Friday night. But what happens when he finds out that Ivan's girlfriend is Al's cousin Maddie? What happens when her less-than-optimal past is revealed to Ivan? (Russia x Fem!Canada; Al's POV; for Valkyrie99)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Russia, Canada
Francis Bonnefoy Must Die reviews
Alice usually hates the notorious Francis Bonnefoy,but when he makes her an offer she can't refuse, they go out and she falls for him. Alice's friends aren't as happy with her new relationship and propose revenge on him. Will Alice's relationship survive?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,794 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Pirates Ahoy! reviews
Alfred has been staying with Arthur and his demands never end. So Arthur isn't surprised when he is called upstairs by the young American. What DOES surprise him is what Alfred wants him to do. M for smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Creative Writing Oneshots reviews
A collection of oneshots I wrote for one of my classes. Will be updated over time. Contains: Kiku and Salterella, Never Too Late, What Can Fall From the Fallen?, One Last Scream, and more to come.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012
Fullmetal Twitilight REWRITTEN reviews
Got inspired to rewrite Tara Gilesbie's or however her name's spelled oneshot 'Fullmetal Twilite' and the reason it's so watered down is because I'm submitting it for extra credit. It could be better. Basically the two Edwards meet and Bella's confused
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Immortal in my Heart reviews
Italy writes a letter to the Holy Roman Empire... Crappy summary is crappy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/28/2012 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Cooking, Cleaning, and Romance, Oh My! reviews
Feliciano is passing the time until Ludwig gets home by making pasta. When he does come home, he begins cleaning Feli's mess, and it leads to something more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/4/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete