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Joined 02-07-03, id: 339400, Profile Updated: 04-27-09
Author has written 16 stories for Lord of the Rings, Amanda Show, His Dark Materials, Silmarillion, Marion Zimmer Bradley, and Discworld.

Sep '08: The few pieces below chart the writing progress of a large chunk of my youth; laboured years of writing tributes to great works of fiction that I still aspire one day to create myself. Whatever scattered, now trickling, inspirations come, I try to set to page, and develop my skills. Thus quality (I hope) has improved over the years. I can no longer be arsed to write an informative profile.

I am: Student, near a score of age. Likes: punctuation, metaphor, magic surrealism and iambic pentameter. Dislikes: fangirl-speak, Mary Sues (vehemently) and microeconomics. Don't expect regular updates. I am the Queen of Procrastination.

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In An Age Before by Phantom Bard reviews
Ch 123 up (finally)...in which Osgiliath falls to the host of Captain-Admiral Castamir.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 123 - Words: 592,344 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 3/6/2005
A Week In The Life Of A Simian Bibliophile by Virtuella reviews
L-Space: The final frontier. These are the adventures of the individual formerly called Dr Horace Worblehat, now simply known as The Librarian. He's lost something and needs to get it back.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - The Librarian - Complete
The Last Day by Migratory reviews
As Karkaroff runs north, he knows that death is coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2008 - I. Karkaroff, OC - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
In Dreams by SpamWarrior reviews
In dreams, we are all mad...Susan has a nocturnal visit from a certain departed Assassin. Susan x Teatime. Please, don't kill me.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T.
A Measure of Tyranny by TheMidgetBee reviews
A barbarian hero has arrived in a city under the thrall of an evil tyrant with the intention of freeing it once and for all. Unfortunately, he picked AnkhMorpork...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,735 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Deific Flame by Bejai reviews
From the second age to the third, divine banes return in a blaze of revolution, betrayal, war, balrog, death, and the cruel indifference of the Valar. Yet there may be strength in a refiner's fire. Featuring Galadriel, Celeborn, and Amroth their son.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,540 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 2/28/2004
Locked in a Room in My Heart by Inspector Minkey reviews
When the future is too painful, one must turn to the past for solace. As tragedy overwhelms his spirit, his family, and his people, Elrond Peredhil walks in memories of merrier times.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 7/21/2004
Strange Alliances by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
An Adventure in Norway by misscam reviews
The one adventure I can never have... What if you could have it, Doctor? Have sixty years with Rose Tyler? What then? [TenRose, Others] AU. WIP
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,598 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006
CSI: Death by Chocolate by Beth Einspanier reviews
CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?
Crossover - CSI & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Gil G. - Complete
Norwegian Journey by misscam reviews
Rose visits Norway once a year. [Implied TenRose]
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Baruch and Balthamos by MaiaMadness reviews
This is the story of the love between the angel Balthamos and the man, later angel, Baruch. 'You, watched by angels, sworn to Yahweh, lousy excuse! You dare!
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006
Of Stone and Fire by Werecat99 reviews
A drabble. Thrice did Feanor ask Galadriel for a strand of her hair and she refused. Yet she gave three to Gimli. No wonder Feanor would be annoyed, to say the least, once he found out.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
The Smegging of the Shire by Stigandr reviews
After Middle Earth has been ruined by tourism due to the success of the recent films, a young hobbit sets off on a journey with his friend Gary the Gray to defeat the Dark Lord responsible. You'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll change your life. Maybe. Pls R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Wise Counsel by Ghyste reviews
What? You thought all that stuff at the Council of Elrond just happened by itself?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
A Matter of Advertising by Mind in the Ankh reviews
Vetinari meets an old friend through the magic of L-space. Machiavelli's fish and chips stand doesn't stand a chance. Crossover with Lord of the Rings. Chapter 5: Finduilas is most upset with the Patrician.
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Vetinari, Denethor - Complete
The Shepherd's Queen by Blodeuedd reviews
A charged encounter between Ancalimë Emerwen and Hallatan Mámandil in the lonely hinterlands of Hyarastorni. Guess what it’s rated for.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
Nine Hands by Bejai reviews
Late one night, Molly and Arthur Weasley consider the hands of the family clock, mortal peril, and the odds against them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
Igraine by Shadowed Heart reviews
A poem, inspired by a readthrough of The Mists of Avalon, about how King Arthur came to be born.
Marion Zimmer Bradley - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2005
Death and a Daisy by Strangely Sirius reviews
Everything is black, and the flower lied. PreDH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Sectumsempra by Ankh-Ascendant reviews
This is the story of when Snape created the Sectumsempra curse and what he did with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Shadow Child by toastedcheese reviews
A young Elf of unusual heritage struggles to find his place in the world. AU. Complete. Revised March 2005.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,046 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 1/6/2002 - Complete
Muhammed Saeed al Sahaf in Middle Earth by technetium reviews
Why has no one seen the Iraqi Information Minister lately? How is Monty Python involved? The answers may be stranger than you think. Chapter 9 - Rules and Regulations
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,799 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Saruman, Grima W.
A Slight Case of Magnificence by Zebra Wallpaper reviews
Just before one of the turning points in his life, Merry finds himself in an unexpected situation. A Fourth Age tale. (No slash, violence, etc.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,011 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
House of Reeds by The Bookbinder's Daughter reviews
You cannot always shut out the night. GlorfindelGoldberry.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Glorfindel - Complete
Blackadder: The Pureblood Years by Ariana Deralte reviews
What if Blackadder was a wizard? Edmund Blackadder has to deal with his servant Baldrick, an incompetent Minister Fudge, Voldemort, Azkaban, and an idiot named Percy Percy. Chapter 3 up. Complete
Crossover - Harry Potter & Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Complete
Apples by The Amazing Maurice reviews
It seemed to Shadowfax that the only constants in his life were swords and apples. A crossover with The Lord of the Rings.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2004
Oak and Willow by Marnie reviews
The story of Celeborn and Galadriel, with a difference - this time it's from the Sindar POV. Features Daeron, Elu Thingol, Luthien, Beren, Angrod, Finrod and many others.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,732 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Complete
Nine Lives by Werecat99 reviews
The story of Queen Beruthiel and her cats, inspired from a passage in Tolkien's Unfinished Tales. Finalist at the 2004 Mithril awards Commended.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Complete
Fortress Around The Heart by Darma Druid reviews
Yet another (mighty) stretch from Master Tolkien's work - a challenge for both reader and writer. Elves: immortal, powerful, rich, bitter, secluded, secret. And living amongst us today.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 225,108 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/5/2004 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Legolas
Discworld: Sponsorship Deal by dankind33 reviews
Whats the best way to get your product seen? Strike a deal with he who visits everyone... COMPLETE, PLEASE R AND R
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Complete
An Ode to Harry Potter by Rabia reviews
Short poem written from the point of view of someone not so keen on Harry Potter. Silly, and meant to be sarcastically funny
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2003
A Window of Water by Wild Iris reviews
Legolas, on the cusp of manhood, encounters a certain River-daughter while hiking by the Anduin. Pure fantasy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Legolas
Queen by Joan Milligan reviews
The forgotten tale of a forgotten woman. AU and odd.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/1/2003
The Eleventh Hour by Zimraphel reviews
Why did Tar-Miriel not board one of the nine ships and escape Numenor with the other Faithful? Winner of a 2003 Mithril Honorable Mention, Best Drama.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2003
Kissing the Frog by the daroga reviews
An alternate ending vignette to The Phantom of the Opera.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Morgaine Speaks by Kalea reviews
MoA Morgaine reflects on changes in her world and ours. Short Please R&R
Marion Zimmer Bradley - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2003
A Word of Caution Regarding Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Hobbits. No one ever warned me about hobbits. Post-ROTK.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
When Harry Met Buffy by Fyrie reviews
When Buffy goes online in search of jobs, a chatroom proves to interesting to ignore and the next thing she knows, she's chatting to a young man from England...where can this lead? CH. 5 ADDED - 19th Dec. *COMPLETE*
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,764 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/19/2002 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Complete
My Mistress' Scales by Wild Iris reviews
If bards were dragons. Parody/filk of Sonnet 130, "My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun".
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2002
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/26/2002
The Unforgettable Fire by Ithilwen of Himring reviews
The tragic relationship of Caranthir and Haleth. Silmarillion-based.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,388 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2002
If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth by Mouse reviews
From Nerdanel to Arwen, they're all there: the Halls of Mandos Sewing Circle. And they've got a few opinions on the actions of their male counterparts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2002
Sapphires Set in Diamonds by Deborah Judge reviews
Gimli, Legolas, Galadriel
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2002 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
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Après Mort, le Deluge reviews
Life is hard. Death is harder. Sirius Black’s journey through the veil takes him to a curious state of mortality and a very unexpected destination... Ankh Morpork is about to meet a new kind of wizard. Discworld/Harry Potter crossover.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,103 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 12/24/2006
Incurable reviews
A brief conversation on life, the universe, etc. between two characters more similar than they believe. Crossover, Terry-Pratchett-meets-TARDIS style.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Pyres of Illusion reviews
As Eowyn of Ithilien prepares for a turning point in her married life, politics from afar and fears of madness threaten to destroy all that she has created. She must battle against her nightmare turned reality: a vision of her father in law.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,549 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Song of the Entwives reviews
The voices of the Entwives rise in chorus in a song of their unknown fate... A Lament. A Love Song. A Eulogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
Reflection reviews
When such a spacious mirror's set before her, she must needs see herself: Nimue's last moments, spoken from her own thoughts, as she contemplates her future by the water's edge.
Marion Zimmer Bradley - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Lothlorien's Winter reviews
The final days of a forgotten realm. The final moments of a Queen. The last leaves fall.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Arwen U. - Complete
Finding the Goddess reviews
Like Morgaine, Morgause had lost everything she worked for in her life, lost everyone she loved. Yet she had no spiritual refuge or Goddess to turn to. One bard's version of the fate of Morgause after the events in Mists of Avalon.
Marion Zimmer Bradley - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Complete
Patience reviews
The fate of Asriel's forgotten manservant, Thorold, and what happened to him as the war ended and the world moved on.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/11/2004
Sue'ing Double reviews
Enter the average teen Mary Sue; then drop her in a Middle Earth that really does not want her there. As the author wreaks torment upon all of Middle Earth, Mary Sue learns the hard way that world-hopping is NEVER as easy as it looks.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,504 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Legolas
Window to the West reviews
Third Age, 3021, Yavannie: From the scribing chamber in Minas Tirith, Arwen writes a final letter to her departing father.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Arwen U. - Complete
The Lay of Mary Sue reviews
Shall I spin a tale of Princesses of old, maidens with flowing long hair? 'Tis a sad tragic tale, O reader, thou wilt see, of an overdone and cliched affair.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Complete
Here, Kitty, Kitty reviews
Alone, Beruthiel sails into the Great Sea. But it's hard to keep your dignity when your supplies are running out... it brings a whole new light into the words 'pet food'.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Complete
Tourniquet reviews
As Will Parry goes to pick up his mother after their separation, he muses that perhaps, some wounds never heal.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Complete
Totally Kyle! reviews
Thus, impoverished author joins in on the Totally Kyle trade. This is my Kyle.
Amanda Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Complete
Haldir's Diary reviews
Meet Haldir, the character you'd never expect to be exploited, the side of him you'd never expect to see. Bringing a desperately needed nickoftime Elven Army to Helm's Deep is not an easy task, so guess who got the job.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Haldir - Complete
The Unnecessary Sequel reviews
Am unfortunately no longer proud of this piece, though it did help in my writing development. Kept alive for sentimental reasons. Contains Haldir, romance, and some rabid fangirl speech.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,034 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Haldir - Complete
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