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Poll: I am planning to do an Invader Zim Dare Show after I get done with some things... Heh-heh... *hides shovel and a full bodybag* But, I am planning for it to have a theme song. Which of these do you think I should use? Vote Now!
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Joined 11-02-11, id: 3394508, Profile Updated: 03-19-13
Author has written 7 stories for Invader Zim, Regular Show, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

-WARNING-

Oh god this is embarrassing.

I have got to update this horrific piece of crap.

I was like, 12 when I wrote this.

Oh dear.

WELCOME TO MY WORLD. NOW RUN LIKE HELL.

Hai Peeps!!! If choo are reading this, ah can only assume that choo are looking at mah profile, so welcome to the wonderful land of MEEEE!!! YAAAAAY!!!!!! Please no unauthorized beavers. Let me tell choo a bit about mahself!!!

Name: Sorries, not telling!!! However, if choo want to, you can call me Wolf, it's mah alias!!!

Gender: I'm a girl. OMG, right? Who knew? Shocked, are you?

Assistants: A black, cyborg wolf with large fangs and claws, and piercing red eyes, and a white cyborg fox with smaller fangs and claws, and icy blue eyes. The wolf is named Lunarius, and the fox is named Sapphire. They are mah loyal, obedient, trusty assistants. Mess wit' me, dey mess you up.

Also, ah have two SIR units, Divia and Meirty. Divia looks like Tak's SIR unit, Mimi, except with dark purple eyes. Her disguise is holographic, and she turns into a devious-looking, black weasel with narrow, red eyes. Meirty is a malfunctioning SIR unit, and she looks just like GIR except she is blush-pink where he is usually cyan. Her disguise is also holographic, and she turns into a blush-pink ferret with powder-blue eyes.

Pets: Ah have a chubby, friendly, black, male cat with yellow eyes named Puck, and a skinny, skiddish, black, female cat with orange eyes named Jasmine.

Mount: Ah has a deep-red kitsune-ninetails named Ember whom I ride everywhere.

PenName: It's Invader ShadowWolf. Duh.

Likes: Hmmm... Lessee... Invader Zim, Video Games, Invader Zim, Animals, Invader Zim, Reading, Stuffed Animals, Invader Zim, Snacks, Invader Zim, Adventure Time, MAD, Regular Show, Invader Zim, Candy/Desserts, Ribs, Invader Zim, Spouting GIR quotes, Invader Zim, the Internet, Computer Games, Invader Zim, Swimming, Nighttime, Invader Zim, My Fitness Class, Crew, Invader Zim, Food, School, Invader Zim, Sleeping In, Comics, Invader Zim, Drawing, Art, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and oh, did I mention Invader Zim?

Dislikes: Getting Up Early, Getting Off the Computer, Bad takes off good shows/movies, DragonBall Z-Kai, Bologna, BARNEY THE PURPLE GODDAMN DINOSAUR, Homework, etc.

A little heads-up: You should know that I do have my looney periods. They can happen at any time. I do get a little scary during my looney periods, but odds are I will be safe to approach later, and may even brag a bit. To give you an idea of what to look out for, here is an example of what may happen: Sometimes I will be sitting in a room, talking to my family, someone will say something VERY MILDLY AMUSING, and I will just start laughing. I don't know why I'm laughing, but it isn't a normal laugh. It is an insane laugh. I won't have any reason to laugh, I will just keep laughing and laughing, and I can't stop. It begins to get hard to breathe, but still I can't stop!!! I try drinking water to calm down, but halfway through the sip I gag on the water because I'm STILL LAUGHING MANAICALLY, making it even harder to breathe, and I spit up whatever water I have in my mouth, and continue laughing. By this time, I am on the floor, rolling around in laughter, unable to get up, and my mom has made several comments about putting me in an ASYLUM, and then left the table and hid somewhere. By the time I calm down, several minutes later, I am light-headed and dizzy, and can't remember why I was laughing in the first place, and anyone at the table left quite some time ago. And this is without sugar, mind you. You have been notified.

WARNING: THE PERSON YOU ARE DEALING WITH HERE IS AN INSANE, SEMI-WEREWOLF. KEEP THIS IN MIND AND NO ONE WILL GET HURT.


AND NOW FOR A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CALLING ALL INVADER ZIM FANATICS!!! CALLING ALL INVADER ZIM FANATICS!!! I RECENTLY DISCOVERED A PETITION THAT YOU CAN SIGN TO SUPPORT, ASKING NICKOLODEON TO BRING BACK INVADER ZIM!!!!!! PLEASE, IF YOU SEE THIS, SIGN THE PETITION, AND THEN TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW WHO KNOWS INVADER ZIM TO SIGN IT, AND HAVE THEM TELL THE SAME TO THEIR FRIENDS, etc.!!!!! PLEASE, IF WE CAN GET ENOUGH PEOPLE TO SIGN, IT MAY BE BROUGHT BACK!!!!! HERE IS THE LINK:

http://www.petitiononline.com/izlovers/petition.html

SO SIGN, SIGN, SIGN, FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THINGS ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHEN YOU HAVE SIGNED, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE, TO SPREAD THE WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPPORT IRKEN INVASION!!!!!!!!!

Announcment Over. Thanks for listening. :D


I'm not giving up my site without a fight, and if I go down, I'm taking a bunch of them down with me. If you're fighting with me and everyone else that dosen't support SOPA and PIPA, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list. Invader Tyleana, Invader ShadowWolf,


Quote Wall

Happiness is a journey, not a destination... -Souza

To lead the people, walk behind them. -Lao Tzu

Death is more universal than life. Everyone dies, but not everyone lives.- A. Sachs

I would rather walk with a friend in the dark than alone in the light. -Helen Keller

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. -Benjamin Franklin


Killing is awesome,

Destruction is nice,

Guns rule,

But a chainsaw will also suffice.

Weapons are my playthings

I love a good toy,

Swords make me smile

Bombs are my joy.

I fool 'round with matches,

And often start fires,

Then sit there and laugh

Watch the flames getting higher.

I know how to fold paper

To make me a shiv,

But don't you backtalk me,

I know where you live.

I'm one crazy person,

Psycho through and through,

You got something against that,

I got somethin' 'gainst you.

So let's go destroy things,

Bring your friends along,

And if you say I'm nutso,

I won't say you're wrong.

A day without doom

Is like a day without sun,

And I'm feeling bored,

So let's go have some fun.

I enjoy demolition,

I like causing pain,

If you love explosions then

LET'S BRING THE RAIN!

If you like to make trouble,

Copy this down,

Into your profile

To spread it around!

If you love any or all of the things above, copy this into your profile, let Invader ShadowWolf know you did so, and add your name to the list. Invader ShadowWolf,


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON!!!!!! THAT'S MAH FAVRITE BUTTON!!!!!!! IMA PRESS IT AND THEN WE GO INTO EXPLODEY-PHASE!!!!!!!!! MAH FAVRITE PHASE!!!!!!!!!!! *presses button* *seconds pass* WHAT THE HECK??? *presses button many times* *more seconds pass* *there is a small pop and a coffee cup tips over* WHAT THE??? Tha-... Thats it??? Well, that's dissapointing. I mean, seriously, how anti-climactic can you g- *entire earth explodes in a massive fiery cloud of doom* *floating through space* Well, that's MUCH better!!!


I am INSANELY HAPPY!!! No wait, just insane.

KEEP CALM and READY THE VOOT.

KEEP CALM and SING THE DOOM SONG.

FREAK OUT and CALL THE EYEBALLS.

Happy Meals make me sad.

If you're going to blow someone's mind, make sure not to over-do the dynamite.

Come to the Nerd Side. We have Pi.

Instant Human: Just add coffee.

Warning: If Zombies come, I'm tripping you.

Dear Math, I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... And spiders...

If life gives you lemons, keep them, because, hey, free lemons...

1/2 air, 1/2 water, technically the glass is always full.

I can't hear you over the sound of how EPIC I am.

Real men don't sparkle. Real men defeat Dark Wizards.

It's okay Pluto, I'm not a planet either.

If life gives you MELONS, you may be dyslexic.

Little brothers get Luigi.

There are three NINJAS on this profile. (Try to find them.)

Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate rhyming... Zebra.

It's not Rocket Surgery.

If you can't be a good example, be a WARNING.

Everything is easier SAID than DONE... Except for talking. That's about the same.

Sarcasm is the best thing ever.

If you believe in telekinesis, please raise my hand.

Mental Note: You never remember mental notes, take actual notes.

I'm am dissapointment in you're grammar.

I wanna get Chocolate Wasted.

I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not.

Zombie Mozart is decomposing.

If it weren't for Law Enforcement and Physics, I'd be UNSTOPPABLE!!!

When life gives you lemons, BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN.

Fun Size candy? FUN SIZE CANDY? Less candy is NOT fun...

Real life would be more fun if we rode dinosaurs.

Dyslexics are teople poo.

If things don't go right, GO LEFT.

Everyone knows HoverBoards don't work on water.

Someone is reading my profile.

Kiss me, I'm pretending to be Irish.

Pinatas: Victims of Child Abuse.

I want to procrastinate more, but I keep putting it off.

Strangers have the best candy.

Cholesterol is a fancy word for FLAVOR.

My Goldfish is good at playing dead. He must be going for a World Record.


STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID/DONE/WRITTEN

Great moments in science:

LARGER KANGAROOS LEAP FARTHER, RESEARCHERS FIND

headline for the Los Angeles Times

On Skydiving, why you don't need to state your zip code after all:

IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of the hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought our "Easy Sky Diving" book, please make the following correction: on page 8, line 7, the words "state zip code" should have read "pull rip cord."

notice appearing in a Warrenton, Virginia, newspaper

On student housing problems:

Fire at Mt. Pleasant Causes Small Damage Starts in Waste Paper Basket Occupied by Two College Students

headline from the Wyandotte (Mich.) News

On driving a Doctor to drink:

Royal College of Physicians' Conference on the medical effects of alcohol-program schedule:
9:20: Effects of alcohol on the heart
9:50: Alcohol and the heart
10:20: Alcohol and the nervous system
11:20: Effects of alcohol on the gastrointestinal system
12:10: Nutrition and alcohol
12:40: Bar open

On signs, very odd:

BEWARE OF FALLING CARPENTERS

sign at construction site in Manila, Philippines

On cold weather, what it really does:

COLD WEATHER CAUSES TEMPERATURE TO DROP

headline from Stillwater (Okla.) New-Press

On weather forcasting, rocky:

Reporter: Do you think it's going to rain?
Bill Peterson (Florida State coach): What do you think I am? A geologist?

conversation about whether or not bad weather wouold affect a big game

On horses, human:

A lot of horses get distracted. It's just human nature.

horse trainer Nick Zito, discussing the importance of consistent workouts.

On Presidential residences:

The White House has always attracted the mentally ill.

Secret Serviceman Vincent Charles, explaining why security was heighted around the White House

On extended families:

I'd like to thank my parents and my mother and my father.

golfer Greg Norman, accepting an award

On the midwest:

Sam Goldwyn (to a newly signed actor): Where do you hail from?
Actor: Idaho.
Goldwyn: Out here, young man, we pronounce it Ohio.

On Winning:

Today Pittsburgh beat the Pirates, 6 to 6!

sportscaster Vince Sculley on air during a Dodgers-Astros game, announcing results of a Pittsburgh Pirates/Chicago Cubs game

On scores, tricky:

And at the game's end, it's National League 6, American League 4. The score again is American League 6 and National League 4.

sportscaster Curt Gowdy, giving viewers the final score of an All-Star baseball game

On Prayers:

The Lord is a shoving leopard.

Reverend William Spooner, oxford academic, famed for his tongue-twisting malaprops, called "spoonerisms," trying to say "The Lord is a loving shepherd"

On livening up sermons:

MINISTER SUGGESTS LADIES TAKE OFF MINISKIRTS IN CHURCH

headline from the Little Rock (Ark.) Gazette

On corrections, very necessary:

The article about the Ladies' Craft Club should have stated that Mrs. Brown and Mrs. Smith gave talks on "smocking and rugs respectively," not "smoking and drugs respectably," as reported.

correction in the Althorne Village (U.K.) News

On being thin:

If she wasn't so skinny, she'd be considered thin.

movie director Gregory Ratoff

On Mafwyps, birth of

Mr. and Mrs. A.P. Hageman are rejoicing over the arrival of a mafwyp cmfwyp emfwypy cmfpwpp doing nicely.

from a Florida newspaper

On odors, what to do with in food preparation:

It's best to go to the fish market early Friday morning and leave your odor.

Julia Child, on her TV cooking show

On Traffic Sighs, Difficult to Follow:

STOP: DRIVE SIDEWAYS

detour sign in Kyushi, Japan

Advertising claims, dubious:

PRIZE WINNING HANDMADE SAUSAGES: ONCE TASTED YOU'LL NEVER WANT ANOTHER.

sign in the Oxhey Lane Farm Shop, U.K.

On corrections, no-so-correct:

Good evening, sports fans! We're crammed into a field house where tonight's sexual competitions begins with the State High School championship. Did I say sectional? I meant sexual!

sports commentator


On Heaven, the local way to:

Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55pm from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.

from Collingham Parish Magazine

On football players, odd:

Joe Namath is 20 yards underweight.

NBC sportscaster Charles Jones

On houses, what they really are:

It's nothing but rooms.

attronuted tp baseball freat Yogi Berra, describing his new house

On Language Ability, Pugilistic:

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too.

bowing promoter Don King, on boxer Julio César Chávez

On winning, startling facts about:

Better teams win more often than the teams that are not so good.

Tom Wat, Toronto Maple Leafs coach

On gender problems:

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there girls?

from Oregon courtroom transcripts

On girlfriends, heavy:

I had a girlfriend, but I got that piano off my back.

actor Charlie Sheen

Cooking, Not so helpful hints on:

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil . . .

directions given on television's The French Chef

On why not to carry bean snappers in Wichita:

Any person who shall in the city of Wichita use or Carry concealed or unconcealed any bean snapper or like article shall, upon conviction, be fined.

City ordinace 349 of Wichita, Kansas

On Christmas carols:

We now will hear Deck Your Balls with Halls of Helly . . . Deck Your Bells with Balls of Holly . . . er . . . a Christmas selection.

BBC radio announcer

On French, problems with:

And now stand by for a running of the exciting annual race car event, the Grand Pricks . . . er, the Grand Pee . . . however you pronounce it. I'll give you the spelling and you take your own choice. Grand P-R-I-X.

television sportscaster

On speed, scientific explanation of:

It take three hours for the sun to go from the East Coast to the West Coast and six hours for a plane to fly the same distance. That means the plane is twice as fast as the sun.

Jim Coleman, former Assistant U.S. Attorney and partner of top Philadelphia law firm Ballard Spahr Andrews & Ingersoll, famed for his malaprops as collected by his colleagues

On gas stations, why they're where they are:

It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did these fellows know there was gas and oil under there?

baseball great Dizzy Dean

On getting the vote out

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

former vice president Dan Quayle

Help-wanted ads, equal opportunity in:

Singer for new rock band. Must be male or female.

help-wanted ad in the Camdenton (Mo.) Revielle/Lake Sun

On extinct species, scarcity of:

Red squirrels . . . you don't see many of the since they became extinct.

Michael Aspel, British Radio 2

Great moments in Cross-Examination:

Where you alone or by yourself?

quoted by Orrin Hatch as a real-life stupid courtroom question

The stupidest civic boast of the Millennium:

Outside of the killings, [Washington] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.

On autobiographies, subjects for:

Dennis Pennis (host): Have you ever thought of writing you autobiography?
Chris Eubank: On what?

from The Sunday Show, BBC2

On royalty, know-how of:

Princess Anne's not afraid of a latrine in Africa- she just gets in there and does the job.

commentator on Monarchy, BBC1

On weather, tongue-twisting:

Besides the freezing rain, watch out for the spread of Fred. That should be frog . . . er, fog!

On Confessions, Deathbed:

MIAMI MAN ADMIT TAKING HIS OWN LIFE

headline from the Orlando (Fla.) Sentinel

On months, new extra-long:

The Hall of Fame Ceremonies are on the 31st and 32nd of June.

Mets sportscaster Ralph Kiner

On Nothing:

Nothing means nothing, but it isn't really nothing because nothing is something that isn't.

Darryl Dawkins, Philadelphia 76ers player, just before he started his vow of silence with sportswriters

On saying nothing:

I have nothing to say and I'm going to say it just once.

Frank Smith, Toronto Maple Leafs coach

On Prophesies, sixties-style:

The United States will collapse by 1980.

Timothy Leary, in 1965 (In 1980, when asked about his prediction, he said, "My dear, what is time?")

On hotels, downer:

Please note that letting fireworks off in the hotel guestrooms in strictly prohibited.

sign in the Hyatt Regency, Macao

Beating the biological Clock, Ultimate records in:

Woman Born Feb. 29 Has Baby Same Day

headline from the St. Louis (Mo.) Globe Democrat

On egos:

Agent: The papers say you're conceited.
Jan Keipura (opera star): Me conceited? The Great Keipura?

Good Health, Interesting ideas about:

If a guy can't get sick on a day like today, he ain't healthy.

Yogi Berra to Joe Garagiola while playing soccer on an extremely cold day.

On Government, Unknown powers of:

Bill would exempt minors from death.

headline in the Goldsboro (N.C.) News Argus

On clarifications, Unclarifying:

My name was printed incorrectly below my letter in the December 30 issue of the Sevenoaks Chronicle. It should read L P Pook, not L P Hook. (signed) L P Hook

correction printed in the Sevenoaks (U.K.) Chronicle

Great moments in small talk:

English aristocrat: Who is that ugly woman who just came in?
Lord North: Oh, that is my wife.
Aristocrat: Sir, I beg your pardon. I do not mean her. I mean that shocking monster who is along with her.
Lord North: That is my daughter.

conversation with Frederick North, British prime minister, 1770-82

On going back on your word:

Gentlemen, I have nothing to say. Any questions?

hockey player Phil Watson to reporters

On graduation, timely:

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

University of Pittsburgh basketball player Rod Brodkin, in his senior year

On crime, bad timing in:

Man in bank line: I am a bank robber. Give me the money.
Man behind man in bank line: I am a policeman. You are under arrest.

dialogue during an attempted bank robbery in Philadelphia, 1974.

On Success:

They said it couldn't be done, but that doesn't always work.

Yogi Berra, former N.Y. Yankee

Top Chinese hits, catchy titles of:

"Indignantly Condemn the Wang-Chan-Chiang-Yao Gang of Four"

Hit song of 1976, according to the Beijing (China) People's Daily

On why to go á la carte:

Rather Burnt Rice Land Slug
Fried Break with Shrimp Paste
Fried Frog with Butter

prix-fixe menu items at the Vy Restaurant in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam

On taking pride in our kitchen:

WE'RE PROUD OF OUR RESTAURANT. THE PUBLIC IS INVITED TO INSPECT AT ANY TIME. KEEP OUT!

Sigh on kitchen door of a New York City restaurant (collected by Cindy Adams, New York Post, June 23, 1997)

On police conclusions, amazing:

REMAINS IDENTIFIED; POLICE BELIEVE VICTIM DIED

headline from an AP story

Facts about teens, indisputable:

A girl who is seventeen is much more of a woman than a boy who is seventeen.

from the New York Journal American

On news stories, must-read:

Fish Lurk in Streams

Headline from the Rochester (N.Y.) Democrat & Chronicle

On colors, new

The only color I don't have is navy brown.

Yogi Berra, commenting on his large sweater collection

On Pitching:

I found a delivery in my flaw.

Dan Quisenberry, Kansas City Royals relief pitcher, on why he had problems with control

On age, indubitable facts about:

The guy is 21 now, and in 10 years he has a good chance to be 31.

Casey Stngel, baseball great

Dan Quayle, psychic ability of:

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.

Vice president Dan Quayle in a May 1989 Los Angeles Times interview

On fruit identification problems:

Game-show host: Name a drink made from fermented pears.
Contestant: Apple juice.

On warnings, sensible:

Do not pour liquids into your television set.

helpful hint included in a television manual

On nouns, new republican:

The more we remove penalties for being a bum, the more bumism is going to blossom.

Senator Jesse Helms commenting against welfare

The stupidest metaphorical statement of the Millennium:

All along the untrodden paths of the future, I can see the footprints of an unseen hand.

Sir Boyle Roche, 18th-century member of parliament from Tralee and world famed word-mangler

On Italians, Imaginary:

. . . and some 500 Italians made the trip, in a crowd of only 400.

David Smith, Eurogoals

Store signs, Not-so-effective:

You Want It, We Had It

sign at a Japanese electronics shop

The stupidest fashion statement of the Millennium:

Drug Store Body. Let's get the Good Shape and have a sexy body just like a pig.

Slogan on a pair of Japanese overalls

On dry cleaners, overly familiar:

DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR BEST RESULTS.

sign in a Bangkok dry-cleaning establishment

On Clouds, Annoying Cloudiness of:

And for the rest of Europe this weekend, a lot of cloud around in the form of cloud . . .

Suzanne Charlton, weather person, BBC

On rabbits, unusual habits of:

Many different kinds of animals have interrupted football games, but perhaps none so unusual as this one: "It's a big, Hippity-hop rabbit, jacking off down the field.

sportscaster

Government Bureaucracies, great time-saving ideas in:

Health department says death certificates are to be ordered one week in advance of death.

from the Lancaster (Ohio) Eagle-Gazette

On poblems, big:

Illiteracy Is Still a Poblem Among Mississippi Adults.

headline in the Hendersonville (North Carolina) Times-News

Truisms, strange and mysterious:

There comes a time in every man's life at least once, and I've had plenty of them.

Casey Stengel, former New York Mets manager

England, little-known facts about:

British penalties for cheating in potato-growing contests are among the severest in the civilized world.

item in the Gaberone (U.K.) Star

On value:

All ladies are half price.

advertisement for a Tokyo bar.

On counting backwards, television star shortcuts in:

87, 79, 78, 70, 60 . . .

actor Tim Allen, when asked to count backward from 87 after being stopped for speeding, as quoted in Newsweek (He pleaded not guilty.)

On testimony, excessively literal:

Q: And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Okay? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: How old are you?
A: Oral.

actual testimony from court records

On witnesses, possible Lazarus-like qualities of:

Lawyer: What happened then?
Witness: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me!"
Lawyer: Did he kill you?

tesitimony from court records

On religions, green:

Reporter: Howard Davis is a vegetarian.
Boxing announcer Gil Clancy: I don't care what religion he is. If he doesn't get moving, he's gonna lose the fight.

On menu items, not-so-inviting:

Terminal Seafood

Menu item from a restaurant in Batam Island, Indonesia

On suggestions, bad:

We regret the closure of this public toilet. Please use the street.

sign on bathroom door, Brighton & Hove, U.K.

On geography:

Person: The Japanese have destroyed Pearl Harbor!
Actress Joan Crawford: Oh dear, who was she?

On brand names, messy:

Strawberry Crap Dessert
My Pee (napkins)
Snot Cookies

Japanese brand names

On great Japanese brand names:

Kolic- mineral water
Old Beans- coffee
My Fanny- toilet paper

On preventing fires, good ideas for;

CITIZENS ADVISED TO TURN IN ALARM TEN MINUTES BEFORE EVERY FIRE

Goose Creek (Tex.) News-tribune

On deep doo-doo:

If this country ever loses its interest in fishing, we got real trouble.

President George Bush

On new and innovative products:

Spaghetti Boneless

Item on a menu from Kathamandap Restaurant, Kathmandu, Nepal

Great moments is litigation:

COURT RULES THAT BOXER SHORTS ARE INDEED UNDERWEAR

headline in The Journalof Commerce

On helpful emergency instructions:

IN CASE OF ENEMY ATTACK
DO NOT STOP
DRIVE RIGHT OFF BRIDGE

sign by a bridge in Philadelphia

On deals, not-so-great:

Subscribe to China News for 6 months & receive the "electonic pocket size dictionary" $1.49 value for only $2.70.

ad for China Newssubscriptions, Taiwan

On NASA, the last word:

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

Vice President Dan Quayle, talking to NASA employees

On the present, problem with:

Today the real problem is the future.

Richard Daley, mayor of Chicago

On signs, conflicted:

NATIONAL CALLEGIATE ALCOHOL AWARENESS WEEK--FREE DRINKS IN STUDENT CENTER LOUNGE

sign posted at Texas A&M-Corpus Christi

On politicians, carnivorous:

After Governor Baldridge watched the lion perform, he was taken to Main Street and fed 25 pounds of raw meat infront of the Fox Theater.

from the Idaho Statesman

On computer translation, great moments in:

"She's having a bad hair day."

"It is having a defective day of hats."

Alta Vista computerized Italian translator

On questions, very answerable:

I have an emergency and I need the telephone number for 911.

woman's call to a reference librarian, appearing on a list of the stupidest questions asked of librarians in the ALA American Library magazine

On menu items, different:

Pork Condom Bleu

Menu item in Vung Tau, Vietnam, hotel

On questions little Tuppins couldn't answer:

As I lay on the floor in my dark, empty room, Tuppins, my puppy, licked at the tears running down my face. "Oh, Tuppins," I sobbed. "Why has God forsaken me?"

Tammy Faye Bakker, televangelist and wife of convicted televangelist Jim Bakker, on the last night she spent in her house before being evicted by Jerry Falwell in 1988

On hillbillies, too durn ding-dong-dumb:

What in the ding-dong-heckamadoodle hell is that?

farmer in the 1992 movie Seedpole

On confidence-building signs:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR--THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

sign on door of repair shop

On vital political jobs:

Associate Assistant Secretary
Assistant Assistant Secretary
Deputy Assistant Assistant Secretary
Associate Deputy Assistant Secretary
Chief fo Staff to Associate Assistant Secretary
Chief of Staff to the Assistant Assistant Secretary
Principal Deputy to the Deputy Assistant Secretary
Principal Assistant Deputy Undersecretary
Associate Principal Deputy Assistant Secretary

federal job titles, as quoted in The New York Times

On titles, snappy:

THE VILLAGE, THE VILLAGE, THE EARTH, THE EARTH, AND THE SUICIDE OF THE ASTRONAUT

title of Libyan leader Muammar Qaddafi's book of short stories

On Al Gore, precocious computer genius of:

Newswoman Wolf Blitzer: Why should Democrats, looking at the Democratic nomination process, support you instead of Bill Bradley, a friend of yours, a former colleague in the Senate? What do you have to bring to this that he doesn't necessarily bring to this process?

Vice President Al Gore: During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.

from a CNN interview with Al Gore, March 9, 1999

On warnings you can't argue with:

WARNING: WORKS ON HIGH TEMPERATURES WHEN PUT ON HIGH SETTINGS

hair dryer advisory

On instructions, difficult-to-follow:

PERMITTED VEHICLES NOT ALLOWED

temporary road sign on side of US 27

On death, partial:

MAN THOUGHT HURT
BUT SLIGHTLY DEAD

healine from the Providence (R.I.) Journal

"I didn't know that!" Department:

SUFFOCATION MAY CAUSE DEATH.

warning on an automotive A/C recycling machine

On Australians:

It's amazing how well you speak English after only two weeks.
producer Carl Laemmle, on being introduced to an Australian writer visiting Universal Studios

On freudian slips:

ASK ABOUT OUR LAYAWAY PLAN

sign at a funeral parlor

On rules for elephants, important:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

sign posted in a safari park

On weather, fickle:

Weather Forcast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon

from the Detroit Daily Times


It's not over 'till you realize the gun WAS loaded.

It's not over 'till the anti-depessants wear off.

It's not over 'till everyone is either dead, or bleeding to death.

It's not over 'till the dementors catch you.

It's not over 'till you realize that he WAS aiming at you.

It's not over 'till the virus reaches your heart.

It's not over 'till you try to fix the light socket with a fork.

It's not over 'till you realize that the brakes in your car really DON'T work.

It's not over 'till you realize you aren't in Kansas anymore.

It's not over 'till you realize that the pool has no water.

It's not over 'till you cross over to the Dark Side.

It's not over 'till you forget where you live.

It's not over 'till the end of this list.

Okay. Now it's over.

If you don't want it to be over, copy and paste this into your profile, and add one of your own! Oh, and let Invader ShadowWolf know you did that, or she'll make SURE that it's over.


If you have ever fallen UP stairs, add this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

That which does not kill me had better run damn fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

When in doubt, push random buttons!

If you can't beat the computer at chess, try kickboxing.

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's something entirely different.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I'm not cynical, I just see things the way they are

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

They couldn't repair your brakes, so they made your horn louder.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I will not follow. If you want to walk besides me, go for it, but don't expect a big reaction...

I don't get even, I get odder.

I have a photographic memory, but it takes a day to develop.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly, if it's worth it.

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Excuse me while I find a container for my joy.

People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do.


I Wish My Father Wouldn't Try to Fix Things Anymore

by Jack Prelutsky

My Father's listed everything

he's planning to repair,

I hope he won't attempt it

for the talent isn't there,

he tinkered with the toaster

when the toaster wouldn't pop,

now we keep it disconnected

but we cannot make it stop.

He fiddled with the blender,

and he took a clock apart,

now the clock is running backward,

and the blender will not start.

Every windowpane he's puttied

now admits the slightest breeze,

and he's half destroyed the furnace,

if we're lucky, we won't freeze.

The TV set was working,

yet he thought he'd poke around,

now the picture's out of focus,

and there isn't any sound.

There's a faucet in the basement

that had dripped one drop all year,

since he fixed it, we can't find it

without wearing scuba gear.

I wish my Father wouldn't try

to fix things anymore,

for everything he's mended

is more broken than before,

if my Father finally fixes

every item on his list,

we'll be living in the garden

for our house will not exist.


My Favorite Pokemon of Each Type:

Rock: Aerodactyl. SO. FRIGGIN. AWESOME.

Fighting: Lucario by far. I also love Riolu, though, but there's just something about Lucario that I really love.

Water: Floatzel. I just love Floatzel. It's strong, looks awesome, and it has that cool, confident expression that's like, "I rock and I know it."

Grass: Shaymin! Shaymin is just awesome. It's so cute, rare, has two forms, need I say more? Of course, I also love Leafeon and Serperior. Oh, and Grovyle.

Bug: Scyther. Scyther is just an awesome Pokemon. It has that almost dragonish look to it, and, in my opinion, it's the coolest bug type.

Flying: I love Braviary, and Lugia is a close second.

Dark: Oh gosh, I have a LOT. I just love the dark type. Some of my favorites are Zoroark, Zorua, Absol, Mightyena, Weavile, Houndoom, Darkrai, and Liepard.

Fire: Ninetales. Absolutely Ninetales. I love fire, and foxes, so Ninetales is my fave, without a doubt. I also love Vulpix, Victini, and Flareon.

Electric: Luxray is my favorite, but I also love Pachurisu, Raichu, Jolteon, Manectric, and Ampharos.

Steel: I love Skarmory, Dialga, and Cobalion.

Psychic: I have a lot of favorites here, too. My most favorite is Cresselia, but I also love Kadabra, Mewtwo, Mew, Espeon, Uxie, Mesprit, Aslef, Lugia, Celebi, Latios, Latias, and Jirachi.

Ground: I like Groudon, Sandslash, Krookodile, and Excadrill.

Ice: I like Glaceon and Arcticuno.

Ghost: I like Giratina, Mismagius, and Dusknoir.

Poison: I like Seviper, Nidoqueen, Nidoking, and Skuntank.

Normal: Zangoose is my favorite, but I also like Eevee, Furret, Lopunny, Kecleon, Regigigas, Linoone, Smeargle, and Persian.

Dragon: I love Dragonair, Garchomp, Reshiram, and Kyurem.


Your real name: No. Never. Call me Wolf, it's my alias.

Your Gangsta name: (The 1st three letters of your name and izzle) Wolizzle

Your Soap Opera Name: (Your middle name and current street name) Brooke Sedgewick

Your Detective Name: (fav color and fav animal) Blush Pink Vixen

Your Star Wars name:( first 3 letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name, and last three letters of your mothers maiden name) Wataiowe

Your Super Hero Name: (2nd fav color, and fav drink) Lavender Milkshake (Milkshakes so count, nonbeliever!!!!!) (This one is a little weird, if you were actually called that as a superhero, you'd stop lots of villains because they'd all be LAUGHING to hard to fight back.)

Your Arab name: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter in your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings name, last letter of your moms middle name) Itroapa

Your Witness Protection Name: (mothers middle name) Susanna

Your Goth Name: (black and a pets name) Black Jasmine

Your Rock Star Name: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Plum Collapse

Your Pirate Name: (fav color, pirate accessory): Blush Pink Eyepatch


I am the girl that gets lost in thought and runs into a pole.

I am the girl that fit in better at Irk, or any Anime or Manga, Pallet Town, City park zoo, or even Bikini Bottom, then at my school.

I am the weird girl who dresses like she does not care (and really does not care), and acts strange.

I am the girl who has never stayed up all night. I am the girl that blurts out random things, at the wrong time.

I am the girl that never watches things like American Idol.

I am the girl that wants a kindle, not a cell phone or music player.

I am the girl that asks you the same thing for seven days before remembering she already asked you that.

I am the girl that would rather talk about Pokemon, or Invader Zim, or POM, or anime and manga, then singers.

I am the girl that sticks up for people like Justin Beiber, saying things like "He is not a bad singer, I am just not crazy about him. You have no right to be mean like that, or say he is gay. He is PERFECTLY normal."

I am the girl that sticks up for people, when no one else does.

I am the girl that judges people by who they are, not by their looks.

I am the STRANGE girl that says gay people have rights too, and to stop making gay jokes.

I am the girl that has a speech problem, that everyone thinks is SO FUNNY.

I am the girl that enjoys being who I am.

I have a special power. I know that the people that like me, are the ones that can look inside a person.

I am proud to be "That one strange kid." Because I , am ME. Something nobody can copy.

Copy and paste if you are proud to be strange! And add your name to the list: Amy2421, Invader Cakez, Invader ShadowWolf


Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[x] Blondie - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $20
[ ] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8? to 7' -$175
[ ] 6'0? to 6'7? - $150
[ ] 5'5? to 5'11? - $75
[x] 5'4? to 5'10? - $85
[ ] Under 5'4 - $27

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 -$175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 -$100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 -$25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Vision?
[ ] Perfect vision $400
[ ] Need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them$200
[x] Have glasses/contacts and wear them $100

[ ] No corrections $100
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Favorite Colors:
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500 (I love it when you make a cool color irridescent, colors like blue, lavender, that kind of stuff. I also love silver.)

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[ ] some- $750

My Total: $4480


Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. If two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? And if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? Walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! I hate lacrosse. Don't ask why. I want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! SUPER KITTY, AWAY!! BLUE GREEN AHHH! KITTY CATS WILL RULE THE WORLD!! I ATE A BABY POSSUM ON A STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!! WONDER FUN MEAT WORLD WE MAKE THE BEEF JUST RITE!!!! I like Peanut butter! The cow says shazuuu!! How come ticks tick me off? Ah just go stick your head in a toaster!!! We can do it if we just believe in faires! NUTTBUNNIES!!!! BADA BOOM BADA BAM! AI LIKEZ TO EATERZ TEH WAFFELZ WITH PEANUTTZ AND SOAP!!! Doo bee doo bee doo ba, doo bee doo bee doo ba, doo bee doo bee doo ba, doo bee doo bee doo BA, A-GENT PPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own!

If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Did you know sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool,copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you constanly spout out random GIR quotes, and this earns you frequent threats involving the ASYLUM, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of teenagers would start a riot if Justin Beiber were to jump off a 25 story building. Add this to your profile if you're going to be one of the 5 percent to grab a chair, some popcorn, and yell "JUMP!"

TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you want others to believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you

Did you know...

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

17) Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH.

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

A white man and black man were in a bus. The white man told the black man, "Colored people are not allowed." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (Sorry Junior, you just have to deal with the pain.)

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (OH CRAP!!! *spews nuts* I thought they were RAISINS!)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (Damn... When else am I going to iron my sheets?)

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (I had NO IDEA!)

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (But I like it crunchy...)

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (...No comment.)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (...Again, no comment.)

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Away from Children (...I DON'T WANNA!!!)

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (Darn. There goes my whole day.)

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (But my insides will look so NICE fire-engine red!)

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (But WHHHHYYYY???)

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (NO FRICKIN' WAY!!!)

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (...Your first clue?)

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (...I wonder what that would be...)

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion.)

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh?)

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...And you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." (Hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

IF YOU LIKE TO RANDOMLY YELL, COPY AND POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, CHERRY CHOCOLATE PIE, Sakura-The-Kitsune, TimIsaFunSucker, InvaderMads45321, Warlanda, lunathehalfbreed, Invader ShadowWolf

I'm the type of girl who will pull a door that says push copy and paste this if you did the same or visa versa

One day your prince will come... I think mine got hit by a bus.

Wake up in the morning feeling like going back to sleep... mornings are dead to me on weekends

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity

"Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words can NEVER hurt me." "Oh yeah?" *throws dictionary at him*

Homework hurts trees.

I almost liked you.

I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces

I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm afraid of the monsters living in the dark.

Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

I'm the type of person that can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared but would scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster.

Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Firework- Katy Perry, Dynamite- Taio Cruz, Grenade- Bruno Mars...I'm starting to get a feeling that hot celebs like explosive weapons...

One day your prince will come...mine? Oh, well, he just took a wrong turn...got lost...and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I wish that life was a dream...I really want to wake up...

Love me love me not

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

You say Martians. We say Irkens.

You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane.

You say backpack. We say PAK.

You say uprising. We say RESISTY!

You say stupid. We say "advanced."

You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!

You say ugly. We say big head.

You say "The Song that Never Ends." We say "The Doom Song".

You say robot. We say GIR.

You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"

You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"

You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"

You say chihuahua. We say "MADNESS!!!!"

You say, "Listen very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY carefully!" We say, "Whut?"

You say UFO. We say Voot Cruiser.

You say, "WE'RE DOOMED!!!" We say, "YAAAAYYY!!!"

You say bumblebee. We say EVIL DEATH BEE.

You say police car. We say, "PATHETIC! PATHETIC EARTH VEHICLE!!!"

You say Chuck 'E' Cheese's. We say Bloaty's.

You say McDonalds. We say McMeaties.

You say School. We say Skool.

You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans.

If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile!


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be attractive.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a mature content tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL suffer.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should suffer.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid or stuck up
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be an inappropriate dresser.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking person.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be 'sharing time' with them.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser (I like to dress unique)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be crazy.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling brat
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my girlfriend having a baby.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE (I HATE STEREOTYPES)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm (kind of) ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (why should anyone worry about popularity?)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST (definitely not)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be rude.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (NOT! Ask anyone- I am NO wimp.)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.

I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm PRO-ABORTION , so I MUST be heartless

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be MENTALLY CHALLENGED

I am FEMINIST, so I MUST be LESBIAN.

I am a SCIENTIST, so I MUST be ATHEIST.

I am CLOSE TO MY FAMILY, so I MUST be going to live with my family when I'm 50.

I am a COUNTRY PERSON, so I MUST have like, 20 kids.


I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM GIR!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name! Micah The Homicidal Maniac, Invader Kat 27, Invader ShadowWolf

You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicans speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimney on Christmas beacuse you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifing image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hyptnotic powers.(LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER)

10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bolonga.

11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...

12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.

13. Waffles are the best food in the world. Period.

14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.

15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.

16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.

17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.

18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.

19. You've tried to convert your basement into a secret base.

20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!

Copy and paste that into your profile if you laughed.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: Down in Zim's base, splicing my DNA with that of a Winged, DemonShadow-FoxWolf, (don't ask) to give myself its animal features.

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Red. Totally Almighty Tallest Red. I luvz Red.

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: GIR, GIR, GIR, GIR, GIR, GIR, GIRRR!!!! Though of course, ah wanna be friends with EVERYBODY, 'cept those nasty kids in Ms. Bitters' class, Iggins, and Sizz-Lorr.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: The nasty, sadistic kids in Ms. Bitters' Class, the nasty, fat, sadistic, swine Sizz-Lorr, and one other. IGGINS. FAT, ARROGANT, GAME-STEALING SWINE!!!

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: The Nightmare Begins, and Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars!!! RESISTY ROCKS!!!

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: I love everyone ('specially GIR! AND TALLEST RED!!!!) except for the nasty kids in Ms. Bitters' class, Iggins, and Sizz-Lorr.

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Red. Definitely Red. Ah LUVZ you Red, AH LUVZ YOOOOU...

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: OOOOH!!! SQEEE!!! *hugs* YAAAAY!!! NOW LET'S GO TAKE OVER EARTH!!!

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: C'MON, GIR!!! Let's go DANCE to KATY PERRY, AND KESHA, AND LADY GAGA, AND ONEREPUBLIC, AND GREEN DAY, AND MUSE, AND LINKIN PARK, AND MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, AND THAT ONE BAND I FORGET THE NAME OF!!! YEAH!!! DANCIN'!!! ALL RIGHT!!!

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Hmmm... Probably GIR. He's GREAT comedy relief, has like, an endless supply of food, pigs, and suckmunkeys in his head, and he can make waffles out of ANYTHING!!! :) Plus, he has jets, so he could probably just fly us both off the island at any time. That is, if he hasn't replaced the fuel with tuna... XD

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: Uhhhh... Here. *throws at Veena* Okay, you two have, ummm... FUN. Yeah. That's it.

Veena: :D

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: ZADRZADRZADRZADRZADRZADRZADRZADRZADRZADRZADRZADR. Yeah, it's ZADR. But RAPR? RAPR??? That is SO WRONG. I can't even BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW WRONG IT IS. It even SOUNDS WRONG. Just say it out loud. Get it? Get the WRONGNESS? Yeah, I thought you would.

13.You and the Tallest are on the Massive, what would you do?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My Answer: Have an eating contest. I would win. I liiiiike fooooood... THEN AI WOULD HAS A PARTY!!! AI WOULD INVITE EVERYONE!!!! 'Specially RED! Then I would fly the Massive directly into the nearest SUN!!!

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Hang with GIR and Zim, switching between dancing, watching TV, cooking, and playing with stuff with GIR, and building mighty death machines with Zim. Oh, and possibly getting him to fix my horrible earth computer. And turn my cat into an obedient, killer-cyborg of DEATH!!!

Favorite IZ Quote?
My Answer:
OHHHHH, I LUVZ THEM ALL, BUT HERE'S ONE OF MAH FAVEZ!!!

Zim: GIR!!! Come to the observatory!!!

GIR pops out of a hole in the wall*

GIR: Yes?

Zim: What did you do to the telescope?!?!?

GIR: Nothing...

Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it isn't your fault?

GIR: I know, I'm scared too...

I also love:

Zim: WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!?!?

GIR: AH MADE IT MAHSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

16. Favorite Zim Moment?
My Answer:

The robot gopher tunnels under Moofy, causing her leg to puncture the thin layer of dirt under it, and get stuck.*

Zim*watching gopher video feed* Excellent, Gopher, just as I programmed you to do... Now, complete your programming!!!

Gopher comes out of the ground in front of Moofy, and stands in front of the sun in a somewhat-creepy, dramatic shot. It does a little dance, and then opens up a MASSIVE RIFT IN THE VERY FABRIC OF REALITY, AND FLIES THROUGH IT.*

Zim: *confused* I don't remember programming it to do that...

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer:

Dib has been pestered into buying cookies to support Moofy, and is running away holding them*

Ranger Leader: *opens hand* HEY!!! THIS ISN'T MONEY!!! THIS IS HAM!!! YOU CAN'T PAY FOR COOKIES WITH HAM!!!

Dib: *pauses* Why was there ham in my pocket?

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer:

Red: Now, let's give our "friend" ZIM, a call.

Purple: *venomously* Yeahhh... I'm gonna make him hurt.

A video link is established, and the image of Zim's base that comes up is HORRIFYING. The base is decimated, most, if not all the machines are destroyed, GIR is shoving fistful after fistful of mashed potatoes into his mouth, the roboparents are playing catch with a small child, and Zim is running around with a parasite the size of a VAN on his head, yelling, "MY BRAIN!!! MY BRAIN!!! IT HURTS TO THINK!!!"*

Purple: *in shock* I'm going to throw up.

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer:

The squid-man is floating away into the sunset, with dramatic music playing, and GIR going, "G'bye! G'bye! G'Bye!" He dissapears over the horizon.*

GIR*happily* He's getting EATEN by a shark! *smiles stupidly*

20. Favorite Random Moment:

RoboDad: C'mon, SON! Let's go play in the TOILET!!!

AND NOW FOR SOME RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I frequently spout out non-sequitors, 'cuz ah luv them, ah luv
them soo much... Here are some things I have just randomly
spouted out recently: District of Columbia, sponge, lead paint,
biscuity goodness, donkey 9, district of malasia,
Super-happy-fun-rainbowland-ducho-party-six, aglet, volcanoes,
SAMMICH, monkey wrench, torpedoes, pep rally, Nosferatus, tangerine,
Applebees, upholstery, cheraps, tobacco, happy duct-tape, ventalation
system, zing, tortellini, MOO, croutons, potato, HEADLESS CLOWN, AH
BROKEZ MAH LEGS, sack of taquitos, WHAT THE HELL'S A SNOW DEMON?,
paper towels made of HAM, pumpkin fail, batteries, my cat globe, ah
like corn, bumblebeez, tingtingtingtingting, THAT SHOE IS A TRAIN, ah
iz stuck, duckhelloturnarounddingdingmoomoogoodbyetruckstophorseshoequack,
this tastes like rainbow sunshine happyness, BAFOB, chicken, dynamitic baboons,
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, ahm gonna go sit in a cornur and
twitch KAY?, MOOOOOOONGOOOOOOOOOSEEEEE!!!!!!!, WUT IZ IT? WUT IZ IT?
WUT IZ IT? FUR TH' LUV UV PEAS TELLZ ME WUT IT
IZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, the list goes on and
on... XD YES, I'M INSAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FINISH THIS PHRASE YOUR WAY: When life gives you lemons...

Eat them! Lemons are yummy! -noonesorange-StarsRShiney

Read Them! O.O -noonespurple-toxilev

Squirt the juice in your enemy's eye! -Kicon

MAKE FLYING MONKIES!! -Picklewars2

. . . use them to power your doomsday device and hold a few countries ransom, THEN use the resulting influx in cash to take over the world. -M. Burusu

make applesauce! -FrostDeman

... use one lemon bunch's seeds to grow more lemons and start a lemon farm, use the other bunch to make a pitcher of poisoned lemonade, which you give to your worst enemy, then you use the last bunch to power up a time bomb which you use to scare the mayor of your city into giving you complete control over it. Then you use your city control to enslave the townspeople as soldiers to aid you in your plan to take over the world. (Profile worthy, eh?)- Cresle Generation X

... Use them to make a love potion! -Raikim4Never

...Make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it -Rainsong or Moonfeather

... Squirt them in Life's eyes, rendering him powerless. Then harness his limitless power to assassinate the president and take over the world!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! - Moonstream-Sunstripe

...tell me about your cookies! -Spottedpaw13

...eat cherry pie. I mean seriously, which would you rather have? -Rainhead

... Turn around, throw them at a window, then blame it on your neighbor, get them arrested, and last of all, LET THE WORLD WONDER HOW YOU DID IT WITHOUT EXPLODING! -InvaderTyleana

...Wonder who released the moose. Because everyone knows that the moose used to give out lemons on National Pi Day. -Invader Cakez

...1) Feed them to your dog and backflip into oblivion. 2) Throw them at your siblings/enemies. 3) Kill Dib with the juice so Zim can assist you in conquering the earth. - Invader Omega

...Throw them at traffic and cause a multi-car accident!!! Oh, and then make a crack about their cars being lemons. - Invader ShadowWolf

If the world was conquered, I'd rather it was by Zim. If you agree copy and post this to your profile.

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when you're going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when you're crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is the last day of school and you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".

Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your oreos halfway through.

Crazy is when you go in your backyard and have conversations with yourself and non-existant people while gesturing wildly.

Crazy is when you go outside and show off your Just Dance 2 moves in the rain. While singing along.

Crazy is when you watch Lord of the Rings with your family, and at the end, when they discuss it like nerds, you nod like you get it and when they finish talking, you look at something random and say, "Oh, shiny!...wait...what were we talking about again?"

Crazy is AWESOME!!!

Crazy is when you is on skype, and your friend randomly says, "Well, that guy's headed for certain death," and you laugh.

Crazy is saying, "There's a car in a river, and people in the car. How is that a fail? That's a win!!!"

Crazy is when you read crack pairing fics and make your own when you're bored.

Crazy is when you have memorized all the words to llamas with hats and repeat them to random people, just so you can creep them out.

Crazy is when you randomly say 'moo' or 'cheese'.

Crazy am when you don't not got no good grammars.

Crazy is when you recieve daily threats to get put in an asylum.

Crazy is when you make a list of where you put everything so as not to lose it, and you lose the list.

Crazy is when you can voluntarily make your eye twitch, and it looks realistic, too!

Crazy is when you ferociously growl like a mad wolf when your friends annoy you.

Crazy is when you put it on your To-Do list to memorize the universe's top ten most annoying songs.

Crazy is when you are in a quiet classroom, you fall out of your chair backwards, and start laughing insanely while everyone stares at you.

Crazy is when you constantly shout out non-sequitors. TORTELLINI!!!!!!!

Crazy is when you like eating paper.

Crazy is when you bend your computer or DS' screen and threaten it when it's being slow or you lose a game.

Crazy is when you say something that makes no sense to anyone but you and doesn't actually relate to anything, but you crack up, and when everyone stars giving you "looks", you cover up by saying it's an "inside joke."

Crazy is when you are PROUD of the fact that you can bash your head against a wall for five straight minutes and not feel a thing.

Crazy is when your stuff keeps falling out of your locker, and you randomly snap and start punching and kicking it and screaming, "HOW DO YA' LIKE ME NOW?!?!? HUH?!? YOU WANT SOME A' DIS?!? HUH? HUH?!?" and not even noticing that everyone is stopping and staring at you.

Crazy is when you burn your tongue on a hot liquid or omthing like that, shriek, spaz out, wonder out loud how long it will take for your taste buds to grow back, then continue drinking the scalding liquid like nothing happened.

Crazy is when you have a staring contest with yourself

Crazy is when you've unintentionally done half, or more, of the things on this list.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


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101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART!!!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?”

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

20. Put M&M’s on layaway.

21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!”

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.”

35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I need some tampons!!”

36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”

41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: “Marco Polo.”

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture and open the patio umbrella until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy”

52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”

66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it!

70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!”

71. Hit on the elderly.

72. Hit on 5 year olds.

73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockroach I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.

74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don’t know you.

78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you're on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.

79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your friend.

80. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like everyone else you know. You disgust me” Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If you're a guy, try to act as valley-girl-like as you can

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.

84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc.

85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.

87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away as fast as your can.

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.

89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department

90. Put lingerie in the men’s department.

91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn around.

92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that someone istrying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over, start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little attention” Then run away crying.

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just stay mesmerized.

94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming “NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t light the zippo, just hold it closed.

95. Light a match under a spinkler.

96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get my shot gun”. Then walk away.

97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him. Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy.

98. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this”

99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.

100. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen my mommy?”

101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless.

BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit.


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

8. Whenever someone calls your name, scream, "I DIDN'T DO IT!!!"

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, scream, "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.


Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!


17 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"

17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.


STORIES I AM PLANNING ON DOING:

Invader Zim:

Invader Zim Chatroom of the Wolf: A chatroom story containing the IZ cast and me and my OCs. Inspired by Invader Tyleana's Chatroom story.

Regular Show:

Night Justice: A story about what happens when my OC Milura and bg52598's OC Alex team up as vigilanties and fight crime at night under the codenames NightFang (Milura) and Wildcat (Alex). An idea given to me by bg52598.

Accused: Alex is found unconsious and injured in the attic, and everyone thinks Milura is the culprit, and Milura is fired from her job at the park. An idea given to me by bg52598.


This is my Original Character Gallery. It is, and will probably always be, a work-in-progress. A.K.A. As soon as my demented mind comes up with a new character, it will soon be posted on here.

Invader Zim OC's:

Name: Veena

Race: Irken

Gender: Female

Height: Slightly taller than Zim

Age: Sixteen in Irken years, 160 in human years.

Eyes: Veena has almond-shaped eyes, her eyes change color according to her mood. When she is calm/sad/thinking/relaxed/worried/etc. her eyes turn a lavender-blue color, when she is excited/surprised/shocked/etc. her eyes turn bright orange, when she is confused/curious/inquisitive/etc. her eyes turn a sharp yellow, when she is angry/frustrated/indignant/etc. her eyes turn a purply-maroon (like if you crossed the colors of Tak's and Zim's eyes), when she is dizzy/woozy/tired/sick/etc. her eyes turn a sickly green, and when she is happy/pleased/thankful/etc. her eyes turn a rosy, powder-pink.

PAK: Veena's PAK does not look like that of a normal Irken. Instead it is similar to the shape of the abdomen of a certain species of spider, shown in the link: http://www.findaspider.org.au/find/spiders/images/126B10.jpg but it is colored like a normal PAK. Her PAK looks like this because she decided one day that is was "rather inefficient", so she began to design a new kind of PAK. When she finished, the result was the spiny PAK I described. (The spines don't stick out all around like a hedgehog, just so you know. Instead, they stick out around the base, kinda like a spider's egg sac, if you have ever seen one.) The spines were added because they help the PAK stay on, therefore the spiny PAK is much harder to accidentally knock off than a regular one. If you have read the script/description of the unaired Invader Zim episode, "Ten Minutes to Doom", you should know that the PAK is life support for an Irken, and contains all their memories, etc., and their body is just something to carry the PAK around. With the average PAK, if it is lost, the Irken has only ten minutes to regain it, But with the spiny PAK, if Veena loses it, a wireless link is created with her PAK, that will get weaker the longer it is used, and eventually shut off in about an hour, and then the normal ten minute countdown starts. Also, Veena's PAK is also an incredible storge unit, and, due to the small SPACIAL RIFT that Veena installed in her PAK, Veena can store enough stuff in it to fill a good-sized house, and then some. Veena is a certified PAK mechanic.

Assistant: SARA: SARA is a robot that Veena invented. SARA stands for Super Adaptive Robotic Assistant. SARA has the unique ability to adapt into the most appropriate form for her current situation. The form she takes most often looks like a foot-and-a-half long, dark purple, sleek, ferret-like creature, with bright yellow, pupil-less eyes and bright yellow, triangular nose, and pointed ears and snout. SARA clever, and usually obidient, but will ocasionally disobey orders if she thinks there is a better solution. She can be hyper at times, and never, ever, EVER let her near cotton candy, or you'll regret it. When SARA is in her main, ferret-like form, she likes to sit on Veena's neck and shoulders like a stole, and Veena brings her to Skool this way.

Antennae: Veena has long, thick, S shaped antennae that reach to her waist. They are extremely flexible and they are her weapon of choice as she can tie venomous barbs on the ends and use them in a whiplike fashion. She has gotten so good at using her antennae this way that she can even strike fast-moving projectiles (like bullets, missiles, cannon balls, etc.) out of the air with them. .

Clothes: Veena doesn't wear the normal Irken uniform. Instead she usually likes to wear a purple dress that goes about halfway to her knees, with long sleeves that are striped (stripes are across, not lengthwise) in white and green, and pants to match the sleeves. She also wears black boots, like Zim's but shorter, but no gloves. This is useful attire as she can use is as part of her earth disguise. The only other outfit she wears is her formal wear, used for fighting or other things that her other outfit would get in the way of. Her formal wear is an almost all-black, skin-tight jumpsuit, with an oblong hole on either side of her stomach, over her ribs. Each of the holes are outlined with pinkish-purple, circular rim.

Disguise: For her disguise, Veena wears a special bracelet that generates a hologram, which is silver chain with a pink "gem", and the gem generates the hologram. Since Veena is already wearing an outfit suitable for her disguise, the hologram just makes her eyes and skin look normal, creates hair, etc. When the hologram is on, the hair is creates is jet black, and covers her anntennae and PAK at the same time. It also gives her pale skin, and while her eyes stay the same shape, they are made to look human, with ice-blue pupils, and her ears have small pink earrings.

Additional info: Veena isn't hurt by water, no one knows why. Veena also built her own ship, and it is very streamlined and aerodynamic, making it extremely fast. It is a deep purple, and is the shape of a teardrop, cut in half lengthwise. The wings start about halfway down the ship, and are smooth and rounded upfront, with the knife-shaped ends parting away from the ship and ending a bit after the main body of the ship. Veena is Tak's rival, and one of the reasons she like Zim is that he screwed Tak up so badly that one time. She is considered defective because she used to be a general, but left of her own accord and without permission when she decided that she disagreed with the violence of the job.

Disadvantages: Veena is EXTREMELY clausterphobic, if she is in a space smaller than about four feet, she spazzes out big time. She can also run fast, but has next to no stamina. She has an unexplained, weird fear of eclipses, lunar or solar, and freaks out if she is outside during an eclipse. Also, due to the fact that she has long antennae, they tend to snag on things a lot.


Regular Show OC's:

Name: Milura Kasai

Species: She is a half-wolf, half-husky hybrid.

Age: 23

Height: Same height as Mordecai.

Description: She is mostly a pale silver, with a bushy tail, but she has pure black on her back, the back of her head, arms, and tail, and from the back of her head reaching between her ears to her nose, and the sides of her legs, A.K.A. same places as a husky. She has ice blue eyes.

Clothes: The clothes she always wears are a short-sleeved, light pink tee-shirt, a light blue skirt that comes to her knees, and long, deep pinkish-purple leggings under the skirt. She also wears black, fingerless gloves, and a gold necklace with an iridescent moonstone. She doesn't wear shoes, she just doesn't like them.

Personality: She tends to be a bit shy, and not talk a lot, but can get very aggressive and is provoked easily. She gets very defensive about people she cares for. She can be very dark at times, because she is a bit gothic. She has a strong sense of justice, and while sometimes can be a bit quick to judge, she will never, ever let anyone down on a promise.

Pet: She has a yellow-eyed, red-tailed hawk named Echo. He is very obidient, and has been her compainion for years. She sometimes uses him as a messenger hawk to send messages.

Additional Info: She knows four different fighting styles, tai-kwan-do, kung fu, karate, and jiu jitsu. Her parents were killed in a car accident, and her ten-year old sister, Winter, was murdered by a rat two years afterward, leaving her with no one at only thirteen. She has had to fend for herself since then, but she taught herself how to fight and to survive on her own. Her greatest goal is to find the rat who murdered her sister, and get her revenge. She acts strong, and always seems to be the toughest member of any group, but when she is alone she cries. Whenever it rains, she goes walking alone so no one will see her crying. She does this because it was raining not only when she was told about the fact that her parents were killed in a car accident, but when her sister was murdered. The moonstone necklace she wears is her most prized possesion, it was a birthday gift given to her by her sister, and she never takes it off. She practices meditation to help control her anger.

Secret: She has an extreme phobia of cars, because of how her parents dies in a car accident. She is a bit of an insomniac. She often sneaks out at night and prowls around the city wearing a black mask and cape, and taking justice into her own hands, a vigilante. She does that because she feels that it is her responsibility after what happened to her sister. She sometimes does graffiti, and her graffiti signature is a black rose with a fang through the stem, and blood coming from the cut in the stem.

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Name: Raoul

Species: German Sheperd

Age: 23

Height: Slightly larger than Mordecai.

Description: He is a tannish-brown, muscular German Sheperd with black on his back, the back of his ears, and his tail. He has chocolate-brown eyes.

Clothes: He doesn't wear clothes except for an army-green vest. He wears a black dogtag at all times.

Personality: He is very brave and strong-willed and will stand up for anyone who is in trouble. He is very friendly and kind, and tries to be nice to everyone. He is not very confident in himself, and gets frustrated and defensive easily, but is always honest.

Pet: He does not have a pet.

Additional Info: He used to be in the army. He is fairly handy with mechanics. He can't run fast, but has good stamina, and is extremely strong.

Secret: He has a fear of heights because when he was little he fell off the roof of his house and was in the hospital for a month. He has a secret crush on Milura.

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Name: Fern

Species: Ermine

Age: 18

Height: Same size as Rigby.

Description: Ermines are ferret-like, in case you didn't know. In Winter and Fall she is all white with a black tail tip, and in Spring and Summer her fur turns medium brown except for her stomach, which is white. She has bright green eyes. She wears black glasses with rectangular frames.

Clothes: She wears a light lavender shirt, with very pale pink flowers, and a short pink skirt.

Personality: She can be very hyper at times, but very quiet at others, and she has frequent mood swings. She can get really snippy and argumentative, but will always apologize later. She has a good sense of humor and is quick to come up with something funny to lighten the mood.

Pet: She keeps butterflies in a tank.

Additonal Info: She loves reading, and spends a lot of time at the library. She also has a part-time job there. She is really good with computers. She enjoys going for walks in the woods and keeps a garden, but doesn't like camping or anything too outdoorsy. She is an instigator, and gets really wild at a party. She will also get extreme sugar highs. She bites sometimes when she's angry.

Secret: She can't swim, and is extremely afraid of water.

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Dib Is Sick by PAT THE KITSUNE reviews
Confined to his bed, Dib finds comfort in the one being he never expected to be there for him. When his condition takes a turn for the worse, however, he must come to terms with his feelings for his old foe in order to defeat this new foe inside him. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 114,123 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Zim, Dib
Imprisoned by the Empire by Slurpee Monster reviews
In a few brief moments, the Resisty was no more. The only one to survive the attack was Lard Nar. Imprisoned on the Massive as a slave under Tallest Purple, he tries to come to terms with what happened to him and his crew.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,877 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Lard Nar, Purple, Red
Chaos is a friend of mine by VairaWrites reviews
What happens when Pinkie Pie becomes curious as to why Discord was called evil... He never hurt anypony... Eventual Discord/Pinkie Pie. Rating is just in case for eventual pairing. Art by mickeymonster on deviantART
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,566 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Discord
Random Gir shots by WhateverI'maPerson reviews
These are just several moments of Gir insanity. Some are from the show, but I have created alot of them. I don't know how many I will write, but hopefully lots! : So enjoy and R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 33,612 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Gir
Letters to Fanfiction: Doctor Who by StardustedSong reviews
A collection of letters from the cast of Doctor Who to Fanfiction . net, complaining about pairings, cliches, and fanfiction in general. Suggestions are very much loved.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013
Bradley by Park Ryder reviews
When Bradley, a close person to Alex dies from an accident, his death hit her hard and becomes really sad. Mordecai, Rigby, and the others will do what ever they can to cheer her up. Will she will be happy again, or be sad for the rest of her life? Rated T for really sad stuff.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Mordecai, Rigby
From Your Memory by RavenFollower13 reviews
After an accident, Gaz wakes up in the hospital to find she remembers nothing of the past three months. Not too bad; if it weren't for the fact that there was an obvious secret about those three months that everyone around her wasn't telling her.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 172,352 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
99 Red Balloons by 9haharharley1 reviews
ZaDr -Zim has been gone for four years, and Dib has something he's been wanting to say all this time. Written because this stupid song has been stuck in my head. Rated for language. May continue.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
ZaGr Time Between Us by Fatal smiles reviews
Well this is my first fanfic about zim falling in love with gaz. Enjoy! I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARECTERS IN INVADER ZIM!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Finn's Epic Adventure by Princess-of-Your-Doom95 reviews
A great evil has been awakened in Ooo, and it is up to Finn and Jake to stop it. But before they can, the duo must help undergo the trials of seven princesses to gain pieces of armor that is the key to defeating the evil. Meeting new friends, endless adventure, and possibly the end of Ooo as we know it. Rated T for no reason at all.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Finn, Jake
My Hostage, Not Yours 3: The Inevitable Takeover by RavenFollower13 reviews
When Gaz finds out Zim only has 3 months to take over the world, or be deactivated, she's only too willing to help. But with Dib on the opposing team, problems arise they can't adapt to. It's not so hard getting power, but is it as easy keeping it?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,763 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Dib x Lard Nar drabbles by Nae'ka reviews
A few short stories with my newest love: DaLNr. Try it. It's beautiful. This was done for the DaLNr club on deviantArt.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Dib, Lard Nar
The Seven Deadly Slackers by Park Ryder reviews
Beware of the Seven Deadly Slackers! They're important to the world, yet their the ones that cause destruction
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
GIR by zuzuthezombie reviews
Zim teaches Gir how to write his name. Short, pointless fluffy stuff. And guess what? I don't own anything! Really didn't know what to put for the title...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Dib's Birthday, A Zadf Story by Shadowdib reviews
So, it's Dib's birthday, so he decides to invite Zim over for a small party. When both are told the dark truth about themselves, they have to rely on their newfound friendship to make it through. Zadf. T for later chapters, but mostly as a precaution.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,671 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Dib, Zim
Heroics Have a Price by Park Ryder reviews
When an outing goes wrong, and Alex, trying to save Milura, is caught in a car accident that puts her in the hospital, how will those who care about her deal with the fact that they may lose her?
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Complete
The New Guy by WarriorcatZ1324 reviews
The park crew is getting a new face. But is this new member really what's best for the park? And will his dangerous past forever change the fates of everyone there? MXM; RXE. Rated T for mild swearing and violence. NEW every other Sunday! EP. 6 posted!
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,651 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby
Kindness in Chaos by AwesomeSauce57 reviews
One-shot starring Pinkie Pie and Discord
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Discord - Complete
Operation ZAGR by Kioasakka reviews
Zim's mission to conquer Earth comes to a standstill when he becomes consumed by his affection for the Gaz-human. His new mission? Win her over. But Dib has a new plan in mind. ZAGR. Slightly AU.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Zim, Gaz
Resistance by Emo Fox reviews
AU It all comes down to loyalty in the end. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Sleep by Golden Snowflake reviews
"Who? What-! Oh." The alarm in Dib's eyes disappeared when his stare met that of his arch-nemesis. "So that WASN'T all just an uncomfortably pleasant dream." ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Gir Sings the Cheeseburger Song by OhHowDelightfullyDreadful reviews
CONTINUED! Zim is gone for the night, and Gir feels the need to express himself to no one in particular through song and dance. With things ever be the same? Definitly no real romance. I do not own Invader Zim.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,314 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Gir
Silent by LoneTaku reviews
The slightly gothic new girl Lee is a mostly silent girl who is paralyzed from the waist down because of a car accident that killed off both her parents. Can she make -and keep- a friend for one time in her life? HIATUS
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011
Bronx by Park Ryder reviews
When Alex old foe Bronx shows up to make peace with her. Everybody likes him expect Alex, is Bronx still the same evil guy? Or did change and want to be her friend?
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Invader Zim: Countdown to Doom by Raven-igma reviews
After a years disappearance, Zim returns to Earth as an enemy of the Irken Empire with a new goal in mind, but he'll need help. Sides must be chosen, after all, the clock is ticking... ZADF DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011
Sonic's on Facebook by RachieFly reviews
Exactly what the title says: Sonic decided to make a Facebook page. Laugh as he and the gang experience Facebook at its fullest. Read, laugh and review!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,390 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sonic, Shadow
Stop Staring by Invader Phoenix reviews
Why wouldn't they stop staring at him? He wasn't the only one like this. It was all Dib's fault...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Skool Christmas Party by Jaywings reviews
Zim, Dib, and Gaz attend a mandatory Christmas party at their Skool. One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Bloody Requiem by PsychoPanda12 reviews
zim is possessed by a demon but can dib realize in time or will he be to late to save his best friend. Rating may change.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Dib, Zim
Irken Earth Adventures by Coraline15 reviews
After crash landing on Earth, Zim, Skoodge, and Gir get separated. Now injured and alone, Zim finds he's in the care of a young fourteen-year-old girl. When a secret organization takes Zim captive, it's up to Kira and her friends to save him. R&R Please (Discontinued...)
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Zim - Complete
Just, One More Thing by Sorida reviews
Being trapped in an abandoned house messes with your mind. When Zim and Dib are on the run from an insane paranormal investigator, Zim takes the opportunity to ask a question. Inspired by Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom. ZADF
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Zim, Dib
Gone But Not Forgotten by Coraline15 reviews
This is the Alternate Ending to my story 'The Sickness', If you hadn't read that yet, PLEASE read that first so you're not confused with what's going on? Thanks. R&R! Please! One-shot. WARNING: CONTAINS CHARACTER DEATH! ZADF!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Sickness by Coraline15 reviews
When Zim doesn't feel well, Dib immediately begins to think that it is a trick to let his guard down. But he soon realizes that his rival has in fact become extremely ill and may be running out of time. Can Dib find the cure? PLEASE R&R! THANKS! ZADF!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,512 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
In the City of Love by Bernini reviews
Phineas and Isabella go back to Paris. A prequel to my story It Happened in Paris but can stand alone.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
¿Qué es amor? by InvaderSil reviews
Tras inesperados acontecimientos, Dib despierta en un lugar extraño. Apenas recuerda que ha pasado o quien le mantiene "cautivo" ... La curiosidad de Zim por el humano irá cada vez más en aumento, mientras una amenaza les persigue incansablemente
Invader Zim - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,930 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Dib, Zim
Invader Zim iPod Shuffle Game by Eccentric.Elevator reviews
IZ oneshots. zim and tak so obviously ZATR. dib is only mentioned once or twice. NO BLAMY IF BAD! changed to T because i was bored.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Random Christmas Gathering of Stupidity by Watson Baker reviews
A Christmas Fiction for Invader ShadowWolf! We all need some love, and eventually randomness in our lives, but turning it into the ultimate crossover is coolio too XD Enjoy this... you must enjoy it! Oh... and Merry Christmas!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Regular Teen by 5olstice reviews
After almost brutally killing her uncle, 14 year old Alina gets sent into the world of Regular Show . Now an adult feline, she gets a new outlook on life with responsibility and possibly love. Rated T for language and other stuff.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,290 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby
It Happened in Paris by Bernini reviews
Phineas and Isabella have caught the same sickness and Ferb is determined to figure out why.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
The Little Girl On Fire by BloomingRue reviews
What would have happened if Katniss hadn't volunteered for Prim? First story, so don't be hateful, Rated T because it's Hunger Games
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,442 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Prim E., Rue - Complete
Catfight Mania by Park Ryder reviews
When a mean girl name Patty insult Alex and her friends, it's push Alex too far and start to beat her up. As a revenge, she kidnap Mordecai and Rigby have two thugs to beat them up. Now it's to Alex, Cody, and October not mine OC to save them.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby
A Vist to the Hospital by Park Ryder reviews
When little Mordecai get sick he had to go to the hospital. But there just one little probelm...he never been to the hospital.
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,928 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Mordecai
The Return and Revenge of Peeps by Park Ryder reviews
Since he is now half blind, Peeps returns and kidnap Mordecai so he can have his eyeballs. Now the others must save him from Peeps wrath.
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Mordecai - Complete
I know by Fioleefan reviews
A monster is attacking and killing...for blood. Will this put a damper between Marshall and Fionna? What about Marshall's sexy ex-best friend who now wants him? What does Cake have to say about all this? Common read it.. you know you want to.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,548 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
When Darkness Falls by Coraline15 reviews
When kids start going missing from town, Dib suspects Zim as the cause. But it isn't long before Zim and Dib begin to realize the true cause of the murders and that their investigation may become a fight for survival PLEASE R&R! THANKS! :D Slight ZaDr
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,945 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
How? by Invader Phoenix reviews
I'm running for my life. The streets are lined with destruction. But I know I'm the real reason why he did this...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Dib, Zim
Zim's Awakening by Toph15AVATAR reviews
When Zim befriends Gaz after a humiliating incident with Dib, he soon discovers that he is a defect. Zim starts to question his life and decides to get even, but he can't do it alone... alot more happens, Tak returns ZaGr DaTr slight ZaDr but ZaDf in end.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,505 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Gaz, Zim
It's a Regular Life by Park Ryder reviews
When Mordecai get a visit form his guardian angel he see what life would be like if he was never born
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Mordecai - Complete
Poison by Allura1996 reviews
-Based off of my ZaDr poem-He left for years,but now he's back.He seems smarter now,I'll have to watch my self now... -I suck at summaries!- Edit: The sequel is now out!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Yum Cha by Kelev reviews
Yum Cha offers a wide variety of tea and Dim Sum: little individual sized dumplings, sometimes cooked to order. First course: bite sized single sentence appetizers, for your pleasure.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Complete
Dib's Revenge by CartmanLuvr22 reviews
When Dib makes Zim human Zim learns wat its like to be Dib so he tries to kill himself But with aliens come oppurtunity and Zim and Dib soon fall for each other. And with a little help they are able to find the antidote to change Zim back
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Dib, Zim
Incontrolable by InvaderSil reviews
Esta ansia de destrucción y toda esta pasión que desatas está acabando con mi razón ... humano ...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Zim and the IPod by Chloeloves-u-know-who reviews
Zim finds Gaz's IPod. Love ensues. There's either ZaGr or ZaGf in this. Haven't decided which. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Complete
Unexpected Admirer by FriedMetaki reviews
All Gaz had anticipated for herself that day was to spend her day alone, so one can only imagine how much difficulty she had coming to terms with the unanticipated secret that was revealed to her. GAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Gaz, Gir - Complete
Graveyards of Understanding by Lilly Winters reviews
Zim wonders why Gaz is such a cold-natured girl. But during a walk, he may find out why and regret ever questioning her.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,144 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Defective by 9peggy reviews
She must be a defect. Otherwise she wouldn't be having these feelings for her leader. But seeing as she might die from by the Control Brain, did it matter anymore? A two-shot for an unlikely pairing.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Tenn, Purple - Complete
The Man Your Man Could Smell Like by 9peggy reviews
"Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using lady scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me." Rouge couldn't agree more. AU, short one-shot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Rouge, Shadow - Complete
Saturn and Flying Monkeys by Jaida857 reviews
Spoilers for movie. Read it and the title will make sense. Just another one-shot of the "what if one of them remembered the kiss" scenario. Come join us in a world where... I don't know. But we have cookies! Not for real, just a lot of Halloween candy.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Isabella - Complete
Recipe for ZaTr by 9peggy reviews
AU. Take two enemy Irken's, and put them in a school project together. Sprinkle it with arguments, add a tablespoon of robot shenanigans, and a dash of fluff. Mix it all together, and what do you get? ZATR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Betrothed by secretsofadarkangel reviews
AU. At the age of sixteen, all Irkens are meant to be engaged within their social ranking. However, some dare cross the cultural borders, leading to conflict, heartbreak, and romance. Crappy fic is now complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,707 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Almighty Tallest Miyuki, Red - Complete
Growing Up by A High-Tech Burrito reviews
When he was younger, Spike thought nothing would ever change. But part of growing up is learning that letting go is a part of life. He'd never forget them. Spike centric, oneshot.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Spike - Complete
Love At First ZaGr by LoneTaku reviews
"You like him." "Yes." "I guess it can't be helped. But you won't go near him." "Dib?" "Yeah?" "No." Gaz and Dib have a simple argument when Dib hears her song. She calls it 'Forbidden Love', he calls it 'Absolutely not.' Rating may change. HIATUS
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Gaz, Zim
Dib is Gone by Invader Griz Jau and Rel reviews
How would Gaz cope if Dib were to one day commit suicide? Here's how I think it would go...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Gaz
Tears for the Devil by Epesi B reviews
Discord has been defeated, and all is well again. So why isn't Fluttershy as happy as her friends? Oneshot.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Fluttershy - Complete
Bathroom Peril by stretch the faunlet reviews
After Zim gets himself in an unpleasant predicament at the Membrane household bathroom, Dib takes advantage of the oppurtunity for revenge. ZADF.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Darkest Hour by Coraline15 reviews
After an attack on Irk by the evil Voltarians, Zim is forced to work in the mines along with other prisoners of Irk and other planets. Full Summary Inside PLEASE MAKE SURE TO R&R! THANKS! :D:D (Discontinued...)
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,859 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Fox by RegularFoxeh96 reviews
Contains OCness. Mordecai and Rigby meet an awesome new friend, but it might end as soon as it began. There will be some RigbyXOC in the near future. Enjoy! R&R
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,641 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
When the Ashes Fall by Lady Zahara reviews
On our field trip, Dib vanished along with everyone else. I'm stuck in some old mining town, with a busted PAK, on a mission to find Dib so I can finally go home. Normally I'd rant that humans are disgusting, but after what I've seen, I miss humans.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,831 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Zim and Gir go to the mall by WhateverI'maPerson reviews
Zim and Gir go to the local mall to observe hyoomans and mall products...this can NOT end well! Enjoy and R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Zim, Gir - Complete
The Ultimate Decision by maj460 reviews
ZAGR, ZADR, DATR and MAGR. Set in the 12th grade. Zim has been on the planet Earth for a few years now. He must finally choose a life partner, and will he finally find out who his parents are? Starts mellow but will become "M rating" worthy
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Zim, Gaz
Dog Pounds and Tears by Lilly Winters reviews
Gir runs away after a fight with Zim and gets caught and brought to the Dog Pound. Can Zim save him from getting put to sleep or will he be too late? Perhaps you never realize ones loyalty until it is tested. Zim and Gir Friendship!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Spin The Bottle by crazy jaky reviews
Po and the Furious Five take a break and play a friendly game of Spin the Bottle/Truth or Dare. But things go downhill when the alcohol get's serve. Romance towards the end and rated T for drinking, NO LEMONS. Po/Tigress and slight Viper/Crane.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Gir makes Waffles AGAIN! by WhateverI'maPerson reviews
what would happen if Gir decided to make waffles for Zim again? Read and find out! R&R! Oh and before anyone asks , YES! There is a cheese reference! : I dont own the antics of cheese or any IZ or any songs! I just love doing this website! 3
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Umbrella by 9peggy reviews
"Bring an umbrella next time, idiot." /ZaTr fluffy drabble./
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Tak, Zim - Complete
What happened to Pig? by kurudoro reviews
A Zim/GIR fluffy family love story!Not the other kind of love... Read,Review,Rejoice!X3
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Zim, Gir - Complete
This ZADF stuff is crap by PartyPoisonandFunGhoul reviews
Not really. Fiona just needed a title. ZaDf stuff, though I can reluctantly see how it could be misinterpreted as ZaDr. One-shot. Please R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Zim vs Dib Showdown! by OhHowDelightfullyDreadful reviews
Zim and Dib have an argument over whether humans or irkens are superior. Of course, this can only be settled with a contest. We finish this with brooms -Wait, what?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
To Every Bad Writer this Fandom has by Kissy Fishy reviews
Brace yourselves...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Ayam by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
"What is this?" He screamed. "Who are you! Who are you! WHO ARE YOU!" The answer may be more than Zim bargained for.
Crossover - Bible & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,370 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Jesus, Zim, Dib - Complete
Bad Night For Breaking And Entering by Red Witch reviews
A burglar learns the hard way there are some houses you just shouldn't go into.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Irktionary Vol 1 Antennae Communication by Cryssy-miu reviews
A Reference to the language of Irkens, and one of the many ways they can communicate with each other. Basically, these are all free use as long as people let me know they used them and link back to this dictionary. It Is Also In My Fic.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
TICKLE FIGHT! by I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoon reviews
Zim doesn't know what a tickle fight is...Dib'll show him...and just because Zim doesn't know what a tickle fight is, doesnt mean he's not...ZADF oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
DriveThru by Zim'sMostLoyalServant reviews
Oneshot. Going to get fast food should be an easy task. But since when has anything ever been easy for Zim?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Zim - Complete
Sweet Payback by Zim'sMostLoyalServant reviews
After being publicly humiliated by Gaz one too many times, Dib is given a very interesting offer. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Gaz, Dib, Zim - Complete
Dog Lovers by legi0nn reviews
Everyone, even a dog has new beginnings. Some may end quickly, and some may last a lifetime. At least, that's what Alpha learned.
Up - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2009
Just Laugh by Cryssy-miu reviews
Sometimes all you need to do is loosen up, have fun, and laugh once in a while. See the little things in life.....even for a certain little irken. Random Zim and GIR and Minimoose fluff! Non slash! One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Licorice by Katt Ucia reviews
CONTAINS ZADR. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Zim sneaks into Dib's room for a midnight snack. Get your brain out of the gutter.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Glimpses by orphan mia reviews
A series of drabbles about Zim and Dib and their relationship, from enemies, to friends, to allies, to lovers. Rated strong T. Please read and review!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Droplets by Swing-21 reviews
50 sentences challenge, of the ZADR variety. Invader Zim doesn't belong to me.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Serendipity by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
For the silent one of the family, Ferb certainly keeps a lot of things to himself. This story is one of them.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
Best Served Cold by Swing-21 reviews
The Irken Empire has fallen. The Armada is no more. The Tallests, reduced to nothing, are hiding in the remains of the Massive. One man, hungry for revenge, is coming to terminate them. How could have they known a single death would provoke all this?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Red, Purple - Complete
The Trail of Apocalypse and Doom by geminidragon76 reviews
Zim&Gaz find themselves in footy pajamas!Zim fixes Gaz's skull pendant with a surprise inside.They take a greak from their gory adventure, to get some sleep.Will Zim get the thanks he deserves?Will Gaz teach him about the fluffy birds&bees? ChibiZAGR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 117,579 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Zim, Gaz
Pact Of Losing by ZaDR reviews
[ZaDR, Dib POV] I don't hate him anymore, but I don't love him. I guess lust is the right word. I'm not sure why I chase him still, but I do. Any contact is good contact for a loser.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Apocalyptic Mobile by ZaDR reviews
The Armada conquers Earth, seizing Zim and holding him prisoner. Dwicky returns with the Plookesians, and forms a resistance with the surviving humans. Will they accept an escaped Zim? And what will the consequences be? [Yaoi, yuri, het]
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Dib, Zim
Contradicting Clarity by ZaDR reviews
How can something so painful be so beautiful? How can nothing make sense and still come together like a jigsaw puzzle? [Dib POV, ZaDR]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
For What You've Done by ZaDR reviews
Dib succeeds in getting Zim captured and taken away For four years, he hears nothing of the alien, until one day Zim breaks loose. Mentally and physically broken, he goes to Dib for a strange combination of shelter and revenge. [ZaDR]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Dib, Zim
Obsession by ZaDR reviews
[Keef POV] Zim is my everything. My savior. My only savior.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Keef, Zim - Complete
Because My Mission Was A Lie by tastes-like-ciel reviews
Zim now realizes that is mission has always been a lie and he decides to set things straight by confronting the Tallest, but he loses what sanity he had and becomes a murderer. Character Death and Suicide [Complete]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Zim - Complete
Through the Window by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Jealousy is a little red eyed robot... [ZADR, onesided ZAGirR]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
When It Rains by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He was only happy when it rained. . .
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Zim - Complete
Irken Catnip by animeninjaNIPPON reviews
[Violence warning!] Dib creates a miracle... with a serious side effect. [slash alert]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Bitter End by Lael Adair reviews
I turned him over to the scientists once I defeated him. I suppose I was just too nostalgic to do anything else. It was, after all, a promise that had existed between us since the very beginning. -oneshot-
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Untitled Story by flying metal child reviews
One-shot, from Dib's horrified perspective. The young boy is transported to a future, to a twisted place where his dreams have come true. Everyone else just suffers...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Thank You, and Good-Bye by Abducted Dib reviews
Birthdays can be tough. Especially when you lose somethign special. (MAJOR ZADR-hints. SLASH)
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2002
Complications by Joydrop reviews
Zim becomes ill and as he begins to look for the cause of this strange new virus, he finds a rather unexpected source. *slash fic*
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,888 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/27/2002 - Published: 11/8/2001
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The Nightmare I Call my Life reviews
When Zim catches a strange disease that causes him to turn into a werewolf, and brutal killings start becoming a daily occurence, it's a struggle to stay alive in a setting that is becoming more and more dangerous. And who is the black wolf? R&R, ZADF.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,646 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Dib, Zim
Live On reviews
A song I was inspired to write after listening to Linkin Park. Not a request, but I do take them. The beat is similar to that of "Leave Out All the Rest" by Linkin Park. Hope you enjoy, please R&R.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Complete
Look My Way reviews
Another song, this one is for Invader Omega. I wasn't really sure where to put it, but this time I figured that Misc. Plays/Musicals would be the best place to file a song. Hope you enjoy, I do take song requests, just provide the quidelines. Please R&R.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Complete
Waffles reviews
WAFFLES AT THE DIB'S HOUSE! WHOOP WHOOP! Only one problem... Dib isn't home. Well, that and Gir's in charge, he's got the run of the house, and these are everything waffles. But hey, what could possibly go wrong? A humorous oneshot idea that just hit me!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Gir, Zim - Complete
It Was You reviews
Not actually Invader Zim, just put it down as such for lack of a better place. A song I wrote as a Christmas Gift for my friend Watson Baker. I do take requests if you would like me to write one for you, I just need the guidelines. Please enjoy, R&R.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2011
Don't Cry for Me: A Considered Suicide reviews
A oneshot about my OC Milura Kasai. It is pretty depressing, just to warn you. This took me a while to write, but I just couldn't get the idea out of my head. It takes place one week before she meets Mordicai and Rigby. Please R&R, hope you enjoy it.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Complete
Fire in the Rain reviews
My first Regular Show story. Mordicai and Rigby get lost while trying to camp, and meet a mysterious girl in the woods. A short oneshot to introduce an OC of mine. Please R&R.
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
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