age-Ageless :P :) (every women's dream)
traits-stubborn, silly, funny, clumsy, and last but not least AWESOME! *HECK YEAH!*
hobbies- reading writing singing :)
birthday- March 15
-Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.
-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear
-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole
-Girls are like phones, we love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago
-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen.
My friends are the kind of people that would spend hours trying to drown a fish. ...But I love them to death
some really awsome quotes that i think are funny or awesomely sweet :)
"I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly." Edward - Twilight
"Its an off day when I don't have somebody telling me how edible I smell." Bella - Twilight
"A prius is not a car it is a lunch box. Did you know that when your driving down a highway and you stick your hand out the window the vehicle will turn?" Achmed the Dead Terrorist. - Jeff Dunham
"I think my house is haunted." "Why?" "My wife is there. I open the door and all I hear is get out." Walter and Jeff Dunham - Jeff Dunham
"So Walter how long have you been married?" "46 years." "And what was the happiest moment of your life?" "47 years ago." Jeff Dunham and Walter - Jeff Dunham
"Polish a turd, it's still a turd." Peanut - Jeff Dunham
"What is your title Nick?" "Well I guess you could consider it framing and dry walling." "Framing and dry walling? Got anything for that dumb ass? You know Nick we have jokes for Doctors, and Lawyers, even trash guys but the framing and dry walling guy. Not in our arsenal of snappy come-backs. And we're not going to bother going home and writing any because what are the damn odds now?" Walter and Nick - Jeff Dunham
"Women age like fine wine." "She's aging like milk." Jeff Dunham and Walter - Jeff Dunham
"Hey Peanut it's eight o'clock in the morning there's a lot of traffic out there, what's going on? It's eight o'clock in the morning. Everyone left the house at the same damn time. Back to you. Call me back at five thirty I'll tell you the same damn thing! Only guess what? They're going to other way!" Peanut - Jeff Dunham
"Grown white men, going five hundred miles an hour, in a circle! What the hell! What kinda three and a half hours is this; oh they're making a left turn and another left turn. And another left turn! I wonder whats gonna happen next! Let's go to commercial and come back in ten minutes. You ain't gonna miss a damn thing!" Sweet Daddy Dee - Jeff Dunham
"The drive from the valley..." "Sucked like Hell" "The traffic..." "Was bad as hell." "The drivers..." "Were scary as hell." "Parking..." "Sucked more like hell." "So..." "We're in HELL! And these are our hell mates. Whenever someone tells ya to go to hell, we just gotta come right here." Jeff Dunham and Peanut - Jeff Dunham
"Muppet reject" Jose-Peanut-Jeff Dunham
"Dog, you not white you neon white." Sweet Daddy Dee-Jeff Dunham
"Would you just drop the lotion." "OK but I'm not picking it up anywhere near your ass." Sweet Daddy Dee- Jeff Dunham
"That'd be stupid Junior Junior. That my brother's name." Bubba J- Jeff Dunham
We're all a little weird. And life's a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up in mutual weirdness and call it love.
Want to know who your real friends are? Mess up and see who is still standing beside you.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
With everything that you can do, the real question is what will you do?
Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer.
Directions to Llama-land:
When the world is ending, I'm throwing the party!
if payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet then im the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned."
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
So why bother?
I'm a BRUNETTE and I'm a cutie,
Mess with me and I'll kick your booty,
Redheads are smart,
Blondes think they're cool,
Well think again,
'Cause BRUNETTES rule!
Losers stare make a fuss.
Just one question-
SPONGEBOB GOT PATRICK,
"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit."
"I'm not easily distracted I-Hey, is that guy sparkling!
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Will share their umbrella with you
Friends: Ask why you're cryin
Friends: say you can do better
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
Friend: Asks me for my number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Friends: Help you get over a boy
Friends: know only a few things about you
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night
FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life
Friends: Will help you find prince charming
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Beware! For my place of employment has given me a NEW weapon...THE BUBBLE WRAP!
'I wished upon a falling star to make me stronger. It came true because the next day I was able to stand while watching you walk away.'
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils"
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
Two wrongs may not make a right, but three rights make a left.
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
The worst time to have a heart attack is when you’re playing charades. No one will believe you.
Hear no evil. See no evil. Make some evil
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn?
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to
It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes.
after a year in therapy my psychiatrist said "maybe life isn't for everyone" I wonder what happened to him...
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
'Make a bet with me, and I will win. Fight me, and you will loose. Tell me I can't, and I will. Tell me to, and I won't. Dare me, and I'll do it. Say I can, and I will.'
'Touch me and you will loose your life.'
'You really shouldn't have pissed off the person who can make your life a living hell.'
'I'll protect my friends because I know they're worth protecting.'
.: There's three ways to do things:.
Have you ever heard a song from so long ago with so many memories tied to it that it made you cry? And didn't you wish that you could go back into time when everything seemed so much simpler and carefree? Those are songs that are the soundtrack of our lives... the ones that bring back childhood memories, best friends, first love, first heartbreak... the memories.
I'm only me. That is all I can be. No more, no less, dont second guess. I love, I live, I laugh, I cry. I've wished sometimes that I could die. Some days I'm funny, others I'm not, sometimes I'm in overdrive and I can't stop. You may not like me, but that's okay because this is me and how I'll stay.
You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is... suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.
It's like I realized that way down inside, I've always been lonely for something. But I don't know what for. It's like... everybody in the world wants something. Only they never really know exactly what it is - they just keep finding out what it's not. You know how, when you turn off the TV or you come out of some concert, and everything just feels... empty? Like you thought that would be what you wanted, and then it wasn't?
Frustrated because I can't tell if it's real. Mad because I don't know how you feel. Upset because we can't make it right. Sad because I need you day and night. Angry because you won't take my hand. Aggravated because you don't understand. Disappointed because we can't be together, but still I'll love you forever. (this is so me)
Friends. A simple word isn't it? It's uttered everyday to almost every person imaginable. Who are your friends? I used to think that friends were the people that you could laugh and talk to. Now I know that friends aren't that, they're the people that touch your hearts. You could spend hours with them doing nothing at all and it can be the best time of your life, just because it was with them. They're the people you can share your secrets with, cry with, laugh with, and just have fun with. They don't judge you or make you change. They accept you exactly as you are. They look at you and they see a great person, one they love spending time with. You all share something in common and are tied together by memories, tears, laughs, and smiles. You're tied together by love for the other. Friendship is the strangest but greatest thing in the world. I find my time with my friends, the best times of my life. My friends are my heart, my soul, my fun, my laughter, tears, love and my life.
Quit worrying about the stupid things. You have 4 years to be irresponsible. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time hanging out with your friends. So stay out late, go out on a Tuesday night when you have a paper due, Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink until sunrise. The work never ends... school does.
she so scared to get close to anyone because everyone that said "i'll be there" left
she says she doesnt care but the look in her eyes tells a completely diffrent story
smiles are like band-aids--they cover up the pain but it still hurts
things change and friends leave but life doesnt stop for ANYBODY
cracks in the concrete are just reminders that you fall apart no matter how strong you are
everything will be okay in the end. If its not okay its not the end
-Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you
I have problems with trust so when I let you in, you stole my heart so I tuck it and hid. But some how, some way you found me again, you snuck back in, and stole it again, so instead of being mad I looked at you and smiled, because I realize now, you've had it for a while. -made by me-
'Try and run from me and I'll trip you before I kick your ass.'
'If I had a baseball bat I'd hit you with it.'
'Try me and see what you get.'
'Hurt the ones I love again and I will show you the meaning of hell on Earth'
It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility
agree with me now- it will solve sooo much time
Do you really want to try and hurt me?
"He who laughs last didn't get it. He who laughs first has the most perverted mind."
"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young
I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious. We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you. We're not bitches, we just don't like you. We're not obsessed, we're just best friends
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame
No one was perfect...well, there was this one guy, but we killed him
There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who never will. So don't worry about the people in your past. There is a reason they didn't make it to your future.
Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Screw me over and I'll do it to you twice as hard. Call me crazy, but you really have no idea
Growing old is mandatory...but growing up my friends, well that is optional.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Gravity is out to get me. And the carpet is just plain out helping them!
I'm not clum- OW! Were did that wall come from!?!
FINE= the real definition:
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it ;)
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick *my motto*
i had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends *They still deny that, but it's true*
I ran with scissors, and lived! i'm so bad :)
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
This is this cat face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictional boyfriend Edward. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rhymes. crazy is when you stare at a boy thinking "Is he a vampire?" cause is he is really pale. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth,chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.we are all a little crazy.
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done :P
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" repost this
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's name all over your binder. Crazy is screaming at every silver volvo you see cause you think Edward's in it.Crazy is when you have an entire conversation with a voice in your head,knowing your talking to yourself. Repost and add something new if your crazy two! :)
things only America has :)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
stupid warning for things we use almost daylie
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (but then what are they gonna do for that headache?)
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (what do you mean MAY?)
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (ok who does that?)
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (It is? I thought it was toothpaste)
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (but it takes so much less time!)
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (are you sure? let's go try)
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (really? are you sure?)
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (well i would guess everyone knew that but apparently not)
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (oh the irony of that sentence!)
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (yes because SO many people use hair dye on ice cream.It's just so tasty.)
11. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (no shiz Sherlock)
12. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (but aren't you SUPPOSE to assemble it?)
13. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (now i'm just curious)\
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Spread the Stupidity
Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blooksucking creature.
16 things to do in Walmart.
1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
42 Things to do in an Elevator
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
25 Reasons to Thank my Mother and Father: bold if you can relate
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My Father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My Father taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My Father taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother and father taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My father taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My father taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother and father taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother and father taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
This isn't one of those fake, repost or your life will be a living hell things. It's just for you to read, and think of all the people that died that day, all the people that had loved ones and never said goodbye and for all the people who had to watch as their best friends, lovers too, died. I'm not asking you to repost this, you don't even have to cry, just keep this in your hearts and minds for the people that never got goodbyes.
Try Not To Cry
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro
AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend (or both) is insane copy and paste this onto your profile
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile!
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy and paste this into your profile!
Skittles tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile!
If you think that any cartoon characters that are trying to steal cereal should just go to the freaking grocery store and buy some themselves copy this into your profile!
If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the above mentioned, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this into your profile!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone! Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile this in your profile!
If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile!
Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!
The girl you just called fat
She's overdosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly
She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped
He is abused enough at home.
See that man with the ugly scars
He fought for his country.
That guy you just made fun of for crying
His mother is dying.
Repost if you're against bullying.
I bet more than 95% of you won't...
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward,ThailynnCullen,teamedward1100000
I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.
Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (Masen)
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? (green)
3. Your first initial? (K)
4. Your month of birth? (March)
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? (Black)
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (Elektra)
7. Your favorite number? (6)
8. Do you like California or Florida more? ( Florida)
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? (lake)
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). (I wish that my best guy friend would move back)
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! :)
you, me and a tree = friend ship forever :) *random i know but eh that's just meh :) *
Some girls want Prince Charming: I want Edward Cullen
Some girls want horse drawn carriages: I want a silver volvo
Some girls want a puppy: I want a werewolf
Some girls go to the doctors: I go to Carlisle
Some girls are afraid of thunder storms: I know its just vampires playing baseball
Some girls want to go Italy: I want to stay away. VOLTURI!
Some girls go the beach for summer: I go to La push
Some girls like princesses: I love vampires.
I LOVE TWILIGHT!!POST THIS IF YOU'RE A HUGE TWILIGHT FAN.
ONE FOR THE GIRLS!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”
Man:"How did you get to be so beautiful?"
Woman:"I must have been given your share."
Man:"Your face must turn a few heads."
Man:"Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out."
Man:"I think I could make you very happy."
Man:"What would you say if I asked you to marry me?"
The bad me locked good me in a closet many years ago and refuses to let her out in tell I give her my cookie but I ate the cookie so that's not gonna happen :)
Repost this if you want to "La-push" Jacob Black off a cliff!I know I do :)
-I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
-I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide I know I would
-If you know me, chances are you hate me. it's alright... cuz I hate u too
-I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away I knew I should've gotten stronger rope
Man- Would you go out with me?
Me-HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...no. I don't date dipshits
-Sarcastic! Me? Never!I just like saying things like this gives weird face*
I am the reason they make Mental Hospitals
My life goal is to have a mental disorder named after me. It shall be named Kelliitis. Most of my friends have it now. MUHAHAHAHA
- My house hates me. I know this because when ever I try to walk and talk on the phone, it likes to trow stuff at my toes. Owie! *true story*
Being normal is getting boring. Time to be a unicorn!
There were 3 men standing on a cliff near a bar drinkng red bull. The first man said "I bet after 3 of these I can fly off the cliff." He goes and get's three more. After finishing, he jumps, and swoops back up landing near the other two. The third man says "I bet I can do it to!" He goes, drinks the red bull and jumps. He crashes onto the cliffs below and dies. The second man looks at the first man and says "You know Superman, you can be a real a* when your drunk!" LOL!