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Joined 02-07-03, id: 339476
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
Avoid clich├ęs like the plague!

So I sat on the roof
And I kicked off the moss
Well, some of these verses, well they
They've got me quite cross
But the sun's been kind
While I wrote this song
It's the people like you that keep it turned on...


Bio: Well, I've been on this site for exactly one year today (7-2-04), so I can actually fill this space with something worth reading. My name's Juli, and I'm a proud resident of Red Sox nation. I write mostly Harry Potter fanfiction, but if I'm feeling creative, I'll post Star Wars, Tamora Pierce, or Moulin Rouge. By way of music, I'm primarily a trumpeter and a self-taught pianist and guitarist. I tend to listen to Simon & Garfunkel, M2M, Good Charlotte, Evanescence, and the Moulin Rouge soundtrack... no variety, right? I read anything and everything I can get my hands on, and have assessed my personality as being somewhere between Qui-Gon Jinn's and Akane's from Ranma 1/2, although my best friend says that I'm more like Oreo (is it Oreo? Oriko? Something like that) from Evangelion, which I've never watched. I'm also quite bibliobibulic, mattoidical, and heteroclitic. Don't get me wrong, though; my fanfics are a lot more interesting than I am.


Favourite Characters From Everywhere in no Particular Order: Mrs Q [Ayashi no Ceres, Meliara Astiar [Crown Duel/Court Duel, Sirius Black [Harry Potter, Qui-Gon Jinn [Star Wars, Christian [Moulin Rouge, Alanna of Pirate's Swoop and Olau [Tamora Pierce, and Nealan of Queenscove [Tamora Pierce].


My Fanfics:

Yet Another Harry Potter Story: Sequel to Order of the Phoenix. Second half of summer through the end of their sixth year. I will probably have 25-40 chapters of this when it's completed. And if you're a Ron/Hermione shipper, it's not for you. I really despise R/H. Just because it's canon doesn't mean it's right.

Ickle Firsties: Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs' first year at Hogwarts!! What's with that humongous tree on the grounds and-- WHAT'S WRONG WITH REMUS? lol!! This is better than it sounds, and it's probably my best-written fic, due to the fact that there's more of a creative opening for characterization.


To the Readers: 7/2/04 - Yay! My one-year anniversary with! w00t


Not-so-Inside Jokes (Interesting Things That Happen at School... And Everywhere Else)

"Hey guys! I just found a new word for myself! Pessimistic!"

"I do not look like an Oompa-Loompa!"

"You guys might want to copy off that empty desk over there... it seems to be doing quite well..."

"Who needs a girlfriend? I have Ellen."
--Mike (well, that's what he WOULD say)

"Oh!!! It's a little bitsy assignment notebook! Kawaii! It's sooooo cute!"

"Well, yeah, YOU wouldn't mind gym class... you didn't have to get dressed when the power was out in a locker room with a bunch of screaming girls!"

--Madame Sun Lin Hoo, The Westing Game

"His name is now Frosty the Inanimate Snow Object!"

"Sheesh! When you play your trumpet, it's so... So loud! I'll bet everybody in the whole... Whole school could hear you!"
--Nathan, and his ever impressive vocabulary of nouns and adjectives

Old teacher: "Wow, Juli! You're getting so tall! And you, too, Brady! You're growing up!"
Yadav: :snorts:
Me: "Yeah, but we're still the same old annoying prats..."

"You can be wild around people you don't know. Chances are you'll never see them again. And if you do, run like heck."
--Me, after saying 'Sorry for my strange outburst!' at the theatre

"Now I'm going to go read the dictionary like everyone thinks I do!"

"I is gyfted, I is smurt, I is... MOMMY! MY BRAYNE HURTS!"
--Me, being bored in Pre-Al

Nathan: Red Sox are things you put on your los dedos del pie.
Me: You don't put Red Sox on your toes, Senor Espanol. El pie... Foot.
Nathan: Oops.

Sarah: Athletes are stupid.
Kaitlyn: Hey, watch it, your best friend's an athlete!
Sarah: No, Juli's a band geek.
--The best comeback ever by Sarah/best friend/Jedi Master/sister

Me: What is your name?
Christian: Uhm... Christian...
All: Welcome, Christian!
Me: Please state your problem.
Christian: Uhm, I don't have a problem... my wife sent me here!
Thomas: Wife!?
Yadav: Is that in the script?
--Problems Anonymous (coming to your hometown on 31 February, 2004!)

Lackey: Captain Three Times!
Captain: What's the matter?
Lackey: The ship is stinking!
Captain: What'd we hit?
Lackey: An ice cube!
Captain: How far are we from land?
Lackey: Fifteen naked miles!
Captain: In what direction are we headed?
Lackey: Straight down! AHHHHHHHH!
--Captain, Captain, Captain!, as adapted by the People With Problems Association, Inc.

Teacher: Okay. Your hypothesis is that you think the sun only rises because of a rooster crowing. Design an experiment to test this hypothesis. What did you get, Juli?
Me: Er, kill the rooster and hope that the planet doesn't freeze over?
--Science class

Yadav: It's weird... I was feeling so happy all day, and now that the spelling bee's next period, I feel like...
Me: Like you wanna run around screaming, 'AHHHH! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!'?
Yadav: Yeah, pretty much.

"Really? Wow, that was a guess! I'm smart! I'm a genius after all! Wow? Again? I'm so smart! Again! I'm a genius again again! I'm smart again again again!"

"Wait... so if the Japanese are the Japs, then the Germans are the... Germs?"
--Me, Social Studies

--Mrs Ayers, Health class (why did Thomas have to win bingo FOUR TIMES in TWO DAYS!?)

Band director: See, trumpets, for a rock song, the tempo has to keep moving.
Me: But it's in the midnight hour! We're kind of tired...
Charlie: Yeah, we're drunk!
--Jazz band



Now the years are rolling by me, they are rocking evenly, and I am older than I once was, yet younger than I'll be. That's not unusual. No, it isn't strange, after changes upon changes I am more or less the same. After changes, I am more or less the same.
--Paul Simon

We are only as strong as we are united, and only as weak as we are divided.
--Albus Dumbledore (or J.K. Rowling, whichever)

When you say jump, I pull out the trampoline... but I don't jump.

My only true ambition in life is to become famous enough for everyone to pronounce and spell my name correctly.

Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.
--Mrs. *'s t-shirt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Before you criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
--Anonymous (

If I have a little money, I buy books. If I have anything left over, I buy food and clothes.
--Erasmus! HAHA! I know his name now!

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
--Franklin P. Jones

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
--Steven Wright

Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know, and I don't care.
--William Safire

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
--Laurence J. Peter

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimetre bullet.
--Dave Barry

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
--Orson Welles

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
--T. S. Eliot

Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

Blow, bugle, blow! Set the wild echoes flying! Blow, bugle! Answer, echoes! Dying, dying, dying...
--Alfred Lord Tennyson

Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'
--Steven Wright

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
--P. J. O'Rourke

If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
--P. G. Wodehouse

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
--Steven Wright

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
--Penn Jillette

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
--Charles M. Schulz

Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'.
--Michael McClary

What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

The world is my lobster.
--Henry J. Tillman

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
--Joseph Stalin

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-- Paul Beatty

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
--David Richerby

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
--General Arthur McAuliff

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
--Carl Sagan

Courage is not the absence of fear, but the presence of fear with the will to go on.
--I dunno, I got it off Peter's homepage...

Recipe for Fenway grass: 85 percent Kentucky bluegrass, 15 percent perennial ryegrass, lots of water, lots of love, and keep the fans off the field.
--Joe Mooney, groundskeeper, Fenway Park

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
--Niels Bohr

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
--Ronald Reagan

The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than any other animal.
--H.L. Mencken

This town's always gonna think I'm a little crazy; someone's always gonna try and label me insane! I just wanna live, I don't wanna quit! I just wanna try, I don't wanna fit! If that makes me crazy then I am...
--Meredith Brooks

Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.
--Barbara Tober

It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.
--Martin Luther King Jr.

We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
--Mark Twain, Mark Twain's Autobiography

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
--George Carlin

Self indulgence. There's a great message in those words. If you don't indulge yourself, nobody will.
--Garfield the cat (or Jim Davis, whichever)

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles'.
--Ronnie Shakes

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
--Groucho Marx

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
--Woody Allen

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
--Evan Davis

Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.

Jon: I am a thinking human being, and you are a lowly house pet. BAM! Jon: I meant to do that! Garfield: The thinking human being missed the doorway.
--Jim Davis

I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
--Woody Allen

Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
--Laurence J. Peter

There are no wise few. Every aristocracy that has ever existed has behaved, in all essential points, exactly like a small mob.
--G. K. Chesterton

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
--George Burns

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
-- Fred Allen

The truth is more important than the facts.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
--Evan Esar

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
--Albert Einstein

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
--Charles M. Schulz, or Snoopy, whichever...

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountaintop.

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
--Peter Drucker

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
--Dennis Miller

A stitch in time may save nine, but it would have confused Einstein.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
--Mark Twain

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
--Abraham Lincoln

Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.
--Peter da Silva

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy
enough people to make it worth the effort.
--Herm Albright

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
--Robert McCloskey

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
--Eleanor Roosevelt

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
--Albert Einstein

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
--W. C. Fields

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
--Nick Diamos

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
--Evan Esar

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
--Lily Tomlin

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
--Fred Allen

The difference between the right word and almost-the-right-word, is the
difference between lightning and the lightning bug.
--Mark Twain

There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.
--Sir Winston Churchill

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
--Albert Einstein

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
--Fran Lebowitz

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
--John Morley

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
--Benjamin Disraeli

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
--Elbert Hubbard

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
--Samuel Johnson

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
--Tommy Cooper

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
--P. G. Wodehouse

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
--Neil Gaiman, Sandman

A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor.
--Ring Lardner

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
--Oscar Wilde

Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
--David T. Wolf

Roses are red; violets are blue. I love Spectre
--Big Fish

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

I think walking up to Fenway is thrilling. The approach to it. The smells. You go to Fenway and you think, 'Something wonderful's going to happen today'.
--David Halberstam

Inside my heart is breaking/ My make-up may be flaking/ But my smile still stays on The show must go on/ The show must go on/ On - with the show -
--The Show Must Go On, Moulin Rouge

The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
--Thomas H. Huxley

Jon: Ah go' a papah cu' on mah thung wicking ahn envewope. Garfield: Potato chip? Jon: Thunks. AHH AHH GAH GYAH... Garfield: Fun with salt!
--Jim Davis

Wa- wait a second. Is this a kissing book?
--The kid, 'The Princess Bride'

'He sounds exactly like Moody,' Harry said quietly, tucking the letter away again inside his robes. 'Constant viligance! You'd think I walk around with my eyes shut, banging off the walls...'
--Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Eleanor Rigby, picks up the rice / in the church where a wedding has been / Lives in a dream / Waits at the window, wearing the face / that she keeps in a jar by the door / Who is it for?
--John Lennon/Paul McCartney

Sorry, dude, you can't beat me in your Charlie Brown shirt and Cavariccis. Baby, you come up to my waist. You need a barstool to get up in my face!
--The Donnas, "Who Invited You"

I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged.

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'...they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git'...
--Alexi Sayle

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
--Susan Ertz

"Now, logically, what else floats?" "Cider!" "Churches!"
--Monty Python and the Holy Grail

This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.
--Wolfgang Pauli

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
--Jerry Seinfeld

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
--Sir Barnett Cocks

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
--Don Marquis

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
--Bertrand Russell

Computers are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
--Russell Baker

The monkeys stand for honesty, giraffes are insincere, and the elephants are kindly, but they're dumb. Orangutans are skeptical of changes in their cages, and the zookeeper is very fond of rum! Zebras are reactionaries, antelopes are missionaries, pigeons plot in secrecy, and hamsters turn on frequently! What a gas! You gotta come and see- at the zoo!
--Paul Simon (again)

When they raze Fenway, it'll be like cutting down an old tree. Count the rings. There'll be one for each triumph and each heartache suffered by Red Sox fans.
--Dan Shaughnessy

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.
--Christopher Morley

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any.
--Russell Baker

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
--Michael Pritchard

A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
--Katharine Whitehorn

I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm.
--James Thurber

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
--Groucho Marx

A man with his priorities so out of whack does not deserve such a fine automobile.
--Ferris Bueller

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
--Norm Crosby

People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
--Anatole France

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
--Al Capone

California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange.
--Fred Allen

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
--Alfred Hitchcock

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
--Robert Heinlein

Your values are different. For example: she has them!
--Richard Levy the Driven, Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
--August Strindberg

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
--Robert Benchley

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.
--Clarence Darrow

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
--Darrin Weinberg

A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose.
--Samuel McChord Crothers

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

We come on the ship they call the Mayflower. We come on the ship that sailed the moon. We come in the age's most uncertain hour, and sing an American Tune.
--Simon & Garfunkel

There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who, with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun.
--Pablo Picasso

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
--Albert Einstein

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
--Ed Gardner

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
--Ernest Benn

Ask not what your trumpet can do for you. Ask what YOU can do for your trumpet.

So you want to be a leader, you want to change the game? Turn your back on money, walk away from fame. You want to be a missionary, got that missionary's zeal? A stranger changes your life, how's that make you feel? You want to be a writer, but you don't know how or when? Find a quiet place, and use a humble pen.
--Paul Simon (noticing a pattern?)


* You may now go about your regularly scheduled, boring day. *


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Changing Times by Shorttrumpeter reviews
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Professor Greasehead by writer007 reviews
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Bad Dark Wizards by Stormcloud Empath reviews
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When in Doubt, Go Leather by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
The autobiography of an 18-19 year old Sirius Black, covering the time he got abducted by aliens, his short life as a model, not to mention James and Lily's's all here! R/R
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The Story of Lily by Bella5 reviews
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Tamora Pierce Dialogue by jweb guru reviews
A meeting between the important figures in Tamora Pierce's stories.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/20/2001
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Ickle Firsties reviews
James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter's first year at Hogwarts. I'm so original! There's not really much more you can say about it, so please read... and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,200 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 8/5/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
Yet Another Harry Potter Story reviews
Basically takes place where the fifth book left off, and obviously contains OotP spoilers. Flames accepted. Better title pending. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.