Author has written 14 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Animorphs, NCIS, V for Vendetta, Doctor Who, Cyrano de Bergerac, and Radio Dramas.
First off, I am not from Canada. My friends and I are so into the anime Hetalia-Axis Powers that we call each other by country names, and I'm Canada. Just thought I'd clear that up.
Every crazy, out-of-control person needs a fuddy-duddy, stick-in-the-mud friend to keep them from getting arrested, or killing themselves and/or others. I am that friend for WordWarrior192, better known to me as America. She says that I am an awesome stick-in-the-mud. She says all the other sticks-in-the-mud look up to me. I never knew how awesome it was to be a stick-in-the-mud until I met her.
My friend WordWarrior192 is the type of person who says "Rocket shoes" in the middle of a completely unrelated conversation. Every time, I will give her a weird look and she will say "Someday I will say 'Rocket shoes' and click my heels and there will be rockets on my shoes and I will blast off." I am the type of person to laugh every single time.
The scope of my friendship with WordWarrior192;
She's America; I'm Canada.
She's Sherlock Holmes; I'm John Watson. (But she has a John Watson-like respect for me)
She's Sheldon Cooper; I'm Leonard Hofstadter
I'm on Pottermore! I'm a Ravenclaw with a wand that is cedar, 10 3/4 inches, with a unicorn core, surprisingly swishy. My username is MoonstoneEcho14208.
I'm going to take a moment to advertise a story I'm betaing. It's called Forgotten Again! Dude What's Wrong? by Quinn Fiberoptic. It's a Canada-centric fic about Canada being forgotten, it's got FACE family but no FrUK. Check it out, leave her a review, and make her day!
Scene; I run into the room after a long group run, carrying WordWarrior192 piggyback.
Me: This is how America became a world power, people! With a lot of help from Canada! And let you remember that!
Scene; My first time watching Doctor Who with my friend Mhira, the Ninth Doctor is operating the TARDIS
Me: Is he hitting that panel with a hammer?
Mhira: Yep. Want to know why he has that hammer?
Mhira: To hit that panel. It won't work otherwise.
Me: ...Advanced, time-traveling alien technology that's way beyond anything we have here on Earth, and he has to hit it with a hammer to make it work?
Capital Offense-When a Capital Meeting turns into a hostage situation, it's up to Agent Gibb's NCIS team to get all the capitals out alive. If only they knew just who they were saving...
Status: Being written, chapter 1 is now up, part of chapter 2 written.
Arthur De Bergerac-Arthur is a master poet, swordsman, and philosopher, among other things. However, his large eyebrows keep him from confessing to his love. Instead, he helps handsome Francis win her heart, which Ivan wants as well. Fem!USUK, FrFem!US, onesided RusFem!Ame
Status: A good way through the first act.
An unnamed ParisXLondon fic-
Status: Unnamed and unwritten
Kiku and Mimi-Kiku moves to a new school in America, and right away quite literally runs into a very interesting girl. AU, only has Japan.
Status: Part of chapter 2 written.
4 Equations that are all I'll ever need in life:
1.) 1 cross 3 nails = 4given
2.) Slinky escalator = endless fun
3.) Lights off math = sleepy me...
4.) Two-inch jawbreaker microwave steel chomping teeth = scalded Mythbusters
If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this, then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, World Peace (5 days), Cinnamint Kitty (3 days), Twilight of the Opera (7 1/2 hours. I was anxious!!), CassiexLynn (3 days), A Whisper of Grace (9 hours), Memories-of-the-Shadows (4 1/2 hours. I read fast, so sue me.) Page-Mistress (3 hours, I read fast and my parents didn't give me any chores in that time. Plus I started in the car.), Canadagirl52 (Less than 24 hours, and we went to see Ratatouille the day I bought it)
WordWarrior192: God does a lot of strange things-just look at the platypus.
Me: Why do I keep getting pictures of seals when I'm searching for Sealand?
WordWarrior192: My body makes its own alcohol.
WordWarrior192: The school bus is giving us cancer!
WordWarrior192: I know how to defeat the Yeerks! (From Animorphs)
WordWarrior192: With a giant salt shaker!
I laughed. Wouldn't you? If you didn't get it, read Animorphs.
The Hetalia pledge
I promise to remember Italy whenever someone mentions pasta.
I promise to remember Germany whenever someome says West.
I promise to remeber Japan whenever I see an Asain tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake.
I promise to remember America whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac.
I promise to remember England whenever I watch Doctor Who.
I promise to remember France whenever I see a rose.
I promise to remember China whenever I see Hello Kitty.
I promise to remember Russia whenever I see a lead pipe.
I promise to remember Lithuania whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Estonia whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Latvia whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Belarus whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.
I promise to remember Ukraine whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs.
I promise to remember Sweden whenever I pass by an IKEA.
I promise to remember Finland whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'.
I promise to remember Spain whenever I see a tomato filed.
I promise to remember Romano whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing.
I promise to remember Hungary whenever I see a frying pan.
I promise to remember Austria whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano.
I promise to remember Prussia whenever I hear someone say AWESOME!
I promise to remember Poland whenever I pass a Valley Girl.
I promise to remember Switzerland whenever I see a guy with a gun.
I promise to remember Liechtenstein whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair.
I promise to remember Turkey whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.
I promise to remember Greece whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.
I promise to remember Egypt whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle.
I promise to remember Canada whenever I see pancakes.
I promise to remember Cuba whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream.
I promise to remember Sealand whenever I see boat.
I promise to remember Grandpa Rome whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.
I promise to remember Germania whenever I see Legolas from LOTR.
I promise to remember Holy Rome whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.
If you're under the age of 12 you shouldn't even read this; and if you do, you should not copy and paste.
Just because you were born in 97 doesn't mean you're a 90s kid. Its not like you could remember the original Simpsons
... I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90s just wont cut it. Youre a 90s kid if, ... ...
You remember watching:
-Kenan and Kel
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life
-Tom and Jerry [when they didnt talk]
-Out of the Box
-Bear in the Big Blue House
Youve ever ended a sentence with the word PSYCHE!
You just cant resist finishing this . . . In west Philadelphia born and raised...
-Step by Step
-Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
When everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish
or -miss mary mack
When kick ball was something you did everyday!!
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to Americas Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. And you played with Silly Puddy and Sticky Tac that you stole from the teachers walls.
You remember those Wheres Waldo books.
Those awsome buzz lightyear shoes that light up.
You remember watching:
-The 1st Batman
You remember Ring Pops!!!
If you remember when every thing was da BOMB!
You remember boom boxes . vs. cd players
You played and/or collected Pogs
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere u went
You watched the original cartoons of
All your school supplies were Lisa Frank brand
If you collected those:
-Yu Gi Oh and Pokemon cards
-Coins with the states on them (I have every state!)
-Silver dollars, which were cool to have
Everyone watched the WB
If you even know what an original walkman is..
You know the Macarena by heart
Talk to the hand. . .enough said
You went to McDonalds to play in the play place
..Before the MySpace frenzy... Before the Internet & text messaging ... Before Sidekicks & iPods . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 Before Spongebob ...
When light up sneakers were cool and you had spiral spring shoelaces
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs
When gas was $1.
When we recorded stuff on VCR
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back -Before we realized all this would eventually disappear
ONLY COPY AND PASTE IF YOU SMILED AT AT LEAST HALF OF THESE THINGS BECAUSE THEY BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES
A friend of mine found this as someone's status on Facebook.
The Phenomenom That is The Awesome Jerk
The Awesome Jerk is a fictional male character. I noticed his existance in some animes. He meets these criteria;
1.) He's a jerk.
Okay, this one's a given. People don't like to be around him. He's mean, and seems cold, except to maybe a few people.
2.) He's good-looking.
Example: Sasuke Uchiha. Nuff said.
3.) He has mad fighting skills.
The Awesome Jerk can hold his own in a fight, be they with fists, swords, guns, or cards. He may be one of those 'Unbeatable' people-but, in some cases, a nicer person beats them and makes him a better person (Example: Seto Kaiba, Jack Atlus).
4.) He has a sad back story.
The sad back story makes the Awesome Jerk into the jerk he is. Thus, without it, he couldn't meet #1. It also makes us feel sorry for him.
5.) He has a Soft Spot.
The Awesome Jerk's Soft Spot is a person, usually of the opposite sex (Exception: Seto Kaiba's little brother Mokuba) who sees a side of him that others don't see. The Soft Spot may be the only thing he cares about, the only thing that can get him out of a rage.
My examples of Awesome Jerks
Zero Kiryu from Vampire Knight (The first one I ever gave the title to)
Inuyasha from Inuyasha
Kyo Soma from Fruits Basket
Vegeta from Dragon Ball
Seto Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sasuke Uchiha from Naruto
Jack Atlus from Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's
Yuu Kanda from D. Gray-Man (Thank you to my friend Mhira)
Prussia from Hetalia-Axis Powers (From a PruCan point of view...thank you Neelh)
Gary Oak from Pokemon (From a Palletshipping point of view...thank you YamiYugi777)
Mitsuru from Brave Story (Thank you Midorihatenma for being one of the first to PM me one...Some of the others were suggested in face-to-face conversation)
If you know of any more Awesome Jerks, please pm me, and I will add them. (And tell me how he meets the criteria. All of it. If he's missing one, he does not count.)
If you're reading Seperation, I have some news for you! My dear friend, who I will call Zim, has made drawings of East and West Berlin! She based them off of WordWarrior192's drawings, and they rock! I'm considering it an after the Berlin wall drawing, though, because Hans' hair is messy and his tie is loose along with an open shirt collar (lol XD) Here's the url; check it out!
And here's WordWarrior192's drawings;
Of East and West Berlin; http:/psychobabble192.deviantart.com/#/d4kkjkm
Of Washington D.C.; http://psychobabble192.deviantart.com/art/AHP-OC-Washington-D-C-276969649
I would also like to explain the concept of my capitals, and put up a list of who I have so far.
Basically, a capital personification is the child of their country. They never age past their teenage years, and are often the spitting image of their countries, but missing certain traits. The one exception of this is Rome, because I just HAD to make him look like a much younger Grandpa Rome. Like the countries, capitals do not age normally. Their physical age MUST be younger than their countries, so in the case of Liechtenstein's capital Vaduz, she looks nine because Liechtenstein looks like, twelve. They are also essentially immortal. HOWEVER, a capital can catch an ordinary, human disease when their city is perfectly fine, and injuries not related to the welfare of their city take longer to heal than it would for a country. No one has yet discovered if such an injury or illness can kill a capital.
East Berlin, Germany; Hans Beillschmidt
West Berlin, Germany; Ingrid Beillschmidt(Both originally thought up by WordWarrior192 )
Washington, D.C., America; George Washington "G.W." Jones
Moscow, Russia; Galina Braginsky
Tokyo, Japan; Sakura Honda
Beijing, China; Bao Wang
Vaduz, Liechtenstein; Liesl Zwingli
Bern, Switzerland; Bernie Zwingli (Yeah, I know, not very original, but I couldn't resist...)
Vienna, Austria; Kurt Edelstein
Athens, Greece; Iris Karpusi
Ankara, Turkey; Leyla Adnan
Ottawa, Canada; Jean-Claude Williams
London, England; Charles "Charlie" Kirkland
Paris, France; Pierre Bonnefoy
Rome, Italy; Marco Vargas
Madrid, Spain; Juan Carriedo (Introduced in Ask the Capitals)
Kiev, Ukraine; Dmytro Braginsky (Another from Ask the Capitals)
Minsk, Belarus; Aleksandr Arlovskaya (Introduced in Capital Offense)
Answers to a History test that a Hetalia fan could put down, but unfortunately wouldn't earn them a passing grade.
The American Revolution was caused by America hitting puberty, and the resulting unrelieved sexual tension.
The Holy Roman Empire collapsed, then woke up with no memories and started calling himself Germany.
The Pact of Steel was a pinky swear made between Italy and Germany when the former was afraid the latter would forget about him.
Prussia was dissolved, but he's still around because he's just that awesome!
Answers to a Geography test that a Hetalia fan could put down, but unfortuanately wouldn't earn them a passing grade.
Nantucket is on America's head.
Texas is on America's face.
Mariazell is on Austria's head.
There are two questions that Hetalia puts in my head. They are Is the Holy Roman Empire now Germany? (Which I support 100%) and Why the heck is Prussia still around?
Procrastinators Unite! Tomorrow...