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Author has written 79 stories for Smallville, Law and Order: SVU, Law and Order, Desperate Housewives, Absolutely Fabulous, Doctor Who, Being Human, CSI: New York, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Criminal Minds, Dexter, Sons of Anarchy, Caprica, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Higher Ground, Law and Order: CI, CSI: Miami, Fringe, Warehouse 13, Rizzoli & Isles, Chloe, Game of Thrones, Weeds, Lost Girl, American Horror Story, Once Upon a Time, Pretty Little Liars, Defiance, Orange Is the New Black, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Sherlock, Bad Girls, Dollhouse, Heroes, and Battlestar Galactica: 2003.

Hi all welcome to my page. I write fanfiction on and off for a multitude of fandoms. I don't have a beta so all errors are mine.


25 THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS

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1 - Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2 - You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
3 - There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
4 - Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
5 - Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
6 - Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
7 - The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
8 - The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
9 - Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
10- Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
11- Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
12- Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
13- Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
14- I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
15- Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
16- All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
17- If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
18- One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
19- By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
20- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
21- The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
22- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
23- This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
24- Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
25- The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a 'do it yourself


One-Liners for "One Of Those Days"

1. You! - Off my planet.
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.
11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.
13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
16. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
19. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
20. Earth is full. Go home.
21. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
22. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
23. Don't make me angry, The voices in my head don't like it when you make me angry.
24. Don't make me angry, I am running out of places to hide bodies.


Here are some quotes just because:

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Unknown

We cannot solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. Albert Einstein

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. Jame Dean

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. Catherine Aird


My Favorite Joss Whedon Quotes:

Very occasionally, if you really pay attention, life doesn’t suck.

My visions of the future are always pretty much standard issue. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer and there are flying cars.

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.


Favorite Outer Limits Quotes: (Opening and Closing Narrations)

Season 1 Episode 18 - The Message: "There is no sound, no voice, no cry in all the world that can be heard... until someone listens."

Season 2 Episode 8 - Straight and Narrow: "In our relentless pursuit of career and worldly possessions is it we who pay the highest price or is it...our children?"

Season 2 Episode 22 - The Sentence - "Crime and punishment... an age-old dilemma. Man has long sought a solution to society's ills. But at what point does the punishment itself... become a crime?"

Season 4 Episode 2 - The Hunt "As machines grow more human, we must be wary that we do not become... less so."

Season 4 Episode 14 - To Tell The Truth "Mankind will be forever doomed to destruction, if we continue to ask for the truth but then... refuse to listen."

Season 4 Episode 26 - In Our Image - "If we teach our children by example, then we only have ourselves to blame for whom they become."

Season 5 Episode 4 - The Grell - "We denounce the bigotry of the past, secure in our own enlightenment. But if we were to encounter a race totally unlike our own... would we remain so pure of heart?"

Season 7 Episode 16 - Abduction - "In an ever more complex and dangerous world, vigilance and guidance is needed for those most vulnerable to its cruelties... our children."

Season 7 Episode 21 The Human Factor "We believe ourselves to be an essentially noble race. But would that same assessment be made from a truly objective view?"

Season 7 Episode 22 - Human Trials "It is said we are judged, not by our words, but by our deeds. And yet, how many of us are ready to stand up to such scrutiny?"

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Breaking Point by Kallie49 reviews
Picard has to live with the consequences of a decision, after he and Beverly are kidnapped by the malicious Gul Madred.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16 - B. Crusher, J. Picard, D. Troi - Complete
Stop the World by Quantum In Me Fuit reviews
They survived the Garuda. That should have meant a happy ending right? Bo and Lauren, along with the rest of the gang soon learn that nothing in life is that simple.
Lost Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,449 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Lauren, Bo D.
No Going Back by JoBabeAlly reviews
In the Mirrorverse, Jean-Luc Picard and the newly-married Beverly Crusher meet in the receiving line at her reception, and sparks fly. What will it mean for them?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2012 - [J. Picard, B. Crusher] - Complete
Needful Things by kdzl reviews
So much to do, so little time. Will the team discover JJ's secret before its too late?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,556 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Kindling by Oparu reviews
Post Attached. Jean-Luc goes through Pon Farr. He and Beverly have to make a choice. written for Jackie and Kristin
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,058 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2010 - B. Crusher, J. Picard - Complete
Can't Go Back Now by redsneakers reviews
Emily realizes that she might have lost JJ forever. Emily/JJ pairing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,545 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Now There Were Monsters by SGE reviews
After the events of season 1, will George and Nina be able to pick up the pieces and go on with their lives together?
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,526 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - George S. - Complete
The Persistence of Memory by tfm reviews
Emily has far more skeletons in her closet than she will ever let on. Twenty years on, she has to stop the man she couldn't save. Some Demonology spoilers. Majorly Emily-centric. Some adult themes.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,901 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Published: 3/19/2009 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Infinite Possibilites by tfm reviews
Spencer Reid has been killing women for fifteen years. What happens when he sets his sights on a member of the BAU? AU; if Reid's childhood had gone a little differently. COMPLETE. Gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Midnight by tfm reviews
Captured by a torturous unsub, three agents must rely on their strength and the strength of their friendship if they are to survive the ordeal. Gen. Reid/Morgan/Prentiss focus. COMPLETE.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,907 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Sisters by Child-of-the-Dawn reviews
She decides that, no matter what, she will protect this woman with all she is. They are sisters now. Spoilers for The Oath, and the clip of the scene from Blood on the Scales. A/R off screen with a random Six
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2009 - L. Roslin - Complete
Understanding by tfm reviews
Emily tries to distinguish her personal life from her professional life. After the devastating actions of a killer, the team tries to prevent losing her to the unsub, and to herself. mild fslash. Emily/OFC. Complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,031 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Sanity Frontier by tfm reviews
On a trip to the French Alps, Emily, Morgan, Reid and Rossi find more excitement than they expected. They are forced to draw on their survival skills as they face a threat that they would never have imagined.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,103 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - E. Prentiss, D. Morgan - Complete
When The Levee Breaks by tfm reviews
In the town of Ridgeview, people are being abducted, tortured and released, their minds shattered. Meanwhile, Emily tries to deal with the events of the past, and her own fractured mental state.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,539 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - E. Prentiss, D. Morgan - Complete
Easier to Lie by Rubiks reviews
Couples are being brutally murdered in a small town near Staten Island, but a combination of the weather, personal problems and a quickly devolving unsub makes this case one of the BAU's most difficult yet.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,754 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Something is Cracking by Pirate Perian reviews
Deb catches Dexter in the act. Spoilers for all of season 2.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Flawless by Rubiks reviews
The BAU are called in to investigate a series of kidnappings in the state of California, but what at first glance seems to be an average case takes an unfortunate turn when two of the team go missing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,454 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Control by hazelmom reviews
His obsession for her will kill her. BA. FINISHED!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,363 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
Blood Moon by blucougar57 reviews
Follow on story from 'Deliverance'. A string of murders outside the NYPD's jurisdiction raises unwanted memories for Goren and Eames. Finished.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,749 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Complete
Deliverance by blucougar57 reviews
Detectives Goren and Eames find themselves in serious trouble when the serial killer they have been chasing turns the tables on them in the worst possible way. Finished.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,851 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Complete
Push, Pull by Alamo Girl reviews
[Complete] After a particularly terrifying serial killer's case, Alex is vulnerable to the horrors that can only come from the mind.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,990 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
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Normal is for Sissies reviews
Its been five years since the events of "His Last Vow" and John's life is so very different and strikingly the same as its ever been. (John/Mary) (Sherlock/Molly) *Oneshot - Complete*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper, Mary M. - Complete
Amanda's Hands reviews
This is the first story I have written in a good long while. Takes place after 2.9 Painted From Memory with a bunch of guess work for future events. This is mostly Amanda/Stahma with a good deal of Amanda/Nolan in it. I can't decide if I am an Amanda/Stahma shipper or an Amanda/Nolan shipper. I can't give too much away only that Amanda finds out twice who killed her sister.
Defiance - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Amanda R., J. Nolan, Stahma T. - Complete
The Riddle Of Time reviews
Galactica has found Earth but that is just the beginning of the story. A/N: I wrote this ages ago but I have been informed that there were formatting and spelling issues so I am reposting it. I have no beta so all other errors are mine. Please let me know what you think of the story. *Now Complete*
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,611 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Complete
Chaos Theory reviews
Chaos seemed to follow Piper everywhere she went. Like a butterfly flapping its wings Piper couldn't help the hurricane she caused. Story starts before the beginning of the series but figure spoilers until the end of the season so 1.13 Can't Fix Crazy. Piper/Alex Rating M for Language and Violence PLEASE REVIEW **NOW FINISHED**
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Piper C., Alex V. - Complete
Sometimes You're A Lannister reviews
We all want to be the hero but sometimes you are the villain. This is just an idea that got stuck in my head. It's a one shot for now. Piper /Alex as usual. Reviews would be appreciated.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Piper C. - Complete
Crazier reviews
Story starts after the end of the first season and continues from there. Piper/Alex. M just because. Now complete. Please review.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Complete
Condolences reviews
Stahma stood in her house accepting the condolences of the town for the death of her husband. FUTURE FIC also Stahma/Kenya.
Defiance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Datak T., Stahma T., Kenya R. - Complete
The Dance reviews
Kenya asks Stahma for a dance - Major spoilers for the clip shown of 1.8 Goodbye Clear Skies. So SPOILER WARNING can not be said enough.
Defiance - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Kenya R., Stahma T., Amanda R. - Complete
A Dangerous Game reviews
She was making a mistake. No real spoilers but figure it takes place at least after "1.5 A Well Respected Man." ONESHOT
Defiance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Amanda R., Stahma T. - Complete
The Spider and the Fly reviews
"Will you step into my parlor?" said the spider to the fly;. This is a Lana-centric story and highly experimental so reviews would be appreciated. Spoilers for entire Asylum arc so up until Madness Ends. **Oneshot***
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Lana W. - Complete
The Story reviews
Someone had to remember. Someone had to tell the story. Takes place some time after 2.10 The Name Game and there are some spoilers for that episode. ***ONE SHOT***
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Lana W. - Complete
Haunted reviews
Lana thinks about her and Sister Jude's relationship during the events of 2-9 The Coat Hanger (You know which scene) SPOILERS. I am really not sure about this one. Please tell me if I should continue this. ***NOW COMPLETE***
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Lana W., Sister Jude - Complete
Deals With Devils
In the end Lana was just as weak as Wendy. Minor spoilers for 2.9 The Coat Hanger. This is my second attempt to upload this story. First attempt had some glaring errors that I think I corrected. Plus I didn't really like the way I ended the story. This one is better...I think. ***ONESHOT***
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Lana W. - Complete
Now I Know reviews
Lana always wanted to know what goes on in the mind of a serial killer. ***MAJOR SPOILERS FOR 2.9 THE COAT HANGER.*** Although slightly AU.
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Lana W. - Complete
Live With Yourself reviews
How do you live with yourself? This is going to be my first multi-chapter story all based on the episode 2.7 Dark Cousin from multi characters point of view. ***Now Complete***
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Lana W., Sister Jude, Dr. Thredson, Sister Mary Eunice - Complete
Mommy reviews
Lana can't believe it has come down to this...but all she has left is revenge. Not sure how to explain this story and to pair it but lets just say Major spoilers for Season 2 Episode 6. The Origins of Monstrosity.
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Lana W. - Complete
No Escape reviews
Lana is in the clutches of Bloody Face and she is determined to escape for Wendy. (Serious spoilers for Season 2 Episode 5 I Am Anne Frank Part 2) Lana/Wendy
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Lana W. - Complete
Always Wendy reviews
Lana is losing hope and her sanity and will do anything to get back to Wendy. MAJOR SPOILERS for episode 4-2 I Am Anne Frank Part 1. (Lana/Wendy)
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Lana W., Wendy P. - Complete
Nobody's Hero reviews
Not sure about the summary of this one. Lets just say this is post Season 2-2 Tricks and Treats Lana/Shelly and Lana/Wendy. Lana makes a choice on who she is and what she wants. Also I use the "F" word alot.
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Lana W. - Complete
The Definition of Insanity reviews
Spoilers for Season 2 Episode 2 Tricks and Treats. Lana comes up with a plan on how to get back in the good graces of Grace and Kit and its down right insane or is it? ONESHOT (Not sure if I should rate this T or M so figure a High T rating)
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Lana W. - Complete
All The Same reviews
Hey it looks like I'm the first person to write a story on Part 2 Asylum. I really like the idea of Lana being this season's heroine and this is an idea of how her and Wendy's story can end...very very badly. (Spoilers for season 2 pilot : Welcome to Briarcliff but the rest is crazy stuff in my head.
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Lana W., Wendy P. - Complete
Alison's Minion reviews
Paige wonders what kind of person Emily really is. This is a dark fic and an idea that has been going through my head for awhile. How do the ****others*** see the PLL? We view the show through the PLL viewpoint well this fic is through someone else's POV.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Emily F., Paige M. - Complete
Werewolves Are Cool Vampires are Douchebags reviews
The Curse has lifted but Emma is about to discover that Ruby has a curse all her own. This is a oneshot
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Emma S., Ruby L./Red Riding Hood - Complete
Life Is Not A Fairy Story reviews
Why didn't Sansa go with the Hound during the events of 2-9 Blackwater. ***ONESHOT***
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sansa S. - Complete
One More Night reviews
"Tell me what it's like...outside Storybrook." This is a Emma/Ruby story. ****one shot***
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Emma S., Ruby L./Red Riding Hood - Complete
Lost reviews
The curse wasn't lifted with blood but with a kiss. Regina/Emma Pairing
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Crossing JJ reviews
I was kinda bored so I came up with a project - write a bunch of crossovers stories involving Jennifer Jareau. I will post them as I finish them. Please tell me what you think or I may think this is a bad idea and stop.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Jennifer J./JJ
Little Miss Perfect reviews
Bree has always been Little Miss Perfect but she's not so perfect anymore - Spoilers for Up to Season 8.12 "What's The Good of Being Good" **ONE SHOT***
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Bree VdK - Complete
A Conversation between Mother and Daughter reviews
Because I think Vivien and Violet really need to talk - takes place after Season 1, Episode 11: Birth, so spoilers with heavy Violet/Tate ***one shot***
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Violet H., Vivien H. - Complete
In The End reviews
In the end it was time that separated them...futurefic ONESHOT
Lost Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Bo D., Lauren - Complete
The Question reviews
What is the question that will bring silence to the universe? Takes place some time after Season 6, Episode 8: Let's Kill Hitler ONESHOT
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Complete
Roller Coaster reviews
With Nancy its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. ****SPOILERS FOR SEASON 7 EPISODE 1 - BAGS ******* ONE SHOT
Weeds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
Rhaego reviews
What if Khal Drago actually got a chance to do what he promised in that speech he made in Season 1, Episode 7: You Win Or You Die? Goes seriously AU from there. Not sure about this one. I was really high on migrane meds when I wrote this. One Shot
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
Again reviews
Why was Catherine doing it again... Takes place after the movie. ONE SHOT
Chloe - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Olivias reviews
The events of Season 3, Episode 17: Stowaway just begged for a Astrid/Olivia story so this is my attempt at one from Astrids POV. Spoilers for that episode. ONESHOT
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Astrid F., Olivia D. - Complete
Might Have Been Kinder reviews
In the end it might have been kinder if she pulled the trigger. Spoilers for Season 2, Episode 12: Reset.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
Lumen's First Time reviews
Even monsters have first times. No real spoilers but figure takes place after Season 5, Episode 12: The Big One. Lumen/Dexter Oneshot Slight cursing,
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Lumen P., Dexter M. - Complete
The Darkness reviews
SPOILERS FOR Season 5, Episode 12: The Big One Lumen has gone home but the darkness inside her has returned. ***ONESHOT - And very short****
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Lumen P., Dexter M. - Complete
Hate reviews
All Myka had left was hate. Takes place after Season 2, Episode 12: Reset Warning femslashy Oneshot
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
Just Like Me reviews
This isn't my usual kinda work but I really like the idea that maybe Maura really is a little like Charles Hoyt and what would happen if she got a little blood on her hands. Spoilers for "I'm Your Boogie Man." with hints of Maura/Jane **ONE SHOT***
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - M. Isles - Complete
Just Friends reviews
Myka goes to her High School reunion like she did in Season 2, Episode 8: Merge with Caution but I throw HG Wells into the mix and well some flirting because I think Myka has far chemistry with HG Wells then with Kurt. This is a ONE SHOT.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
For A Day reviews
It only ever lasted one day. Spoilers for Season 2, Episode 7: For the Team Myka/HG Wells One shot - and very short
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
The Red reviews
This is a longer version of my story Date Night, which basic premise is what if Rita found out Dexter's secret and didn't run? Takes place some time in Season 4 but before the season finale. You know which one. Warning this is going to get dark.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Rita B., Dexter M. - Complete
Femvamp's random and older Smallville Stories reviews
Ok here's the deal, I wrote most of these stories awhile ago and either never put them up or put them up and deleted. Long story. I'm posting them again as a group. Most of them are Chloecentric but a few are Marthacentric. **Complete List***
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
Imposter reviews
SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2 - OVER THERE PART 2. In the end it had been the little things that tripped her up.
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Olivia D. - Complete
Dark reviews
SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2 Finale. Stop reading here if you don't want to be spoiled. It took them two months to find her.
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Olivia D. - Complete
Interesting Times reviews
Chaplain Mark found himself living in very interesting times. No real spoilers just made up stuff. ONE SHOT
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
Aliveish reviews
It had taken them nearly a year to find her and bring her back. POST SERIES 2 FINALE Mostly George/Nina ONE SHOT
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Nina P., George S. - Complete
A Shocking Thing reviews
It is a shocking thing to see yourself in a hospital bed.....SPOILERS FOR Season 8, Episode 20: Backfire Calleigh/Natalia
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Calleigh D., Natalia B. - Complete
Who I Am reviews
That was the problem in a nutshell. Katherine had no idea who or what she was. ****Started writing this before Season 6 Episode 18 "My Two Young Men" an based it on spoilers, doesn't end the way episode did. ***Now Finished***
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Katherine M. - Complete
The Game reviews
Martha has always liked playing chess. Crossover with Heroes ***oneshot***
Crossover - Smallville & Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Martha K., Noah B./HRG - Complete
Wished reviews
He wished he had told her....MAJOR SPOILERS FOR SEASON 9-1 Loyalty Part 1 Ross/Rogers -
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2010 - D. Ross - Complete
Wonder reviews
Horrible title. Couldn't think of a better one. Katherine/Robin Story. Spoilers for Season 6 Episode 17 "Chromolume #7".
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Katherine M. - Complete
Darkness
Robin isn't a stupid woman - Katherine/Robin - A little darker then my other stories. Also probably my last until we get more episodes. ***Spoilers for Season 6, Episode 16: The Chase
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Katherine M. - Complete
Lap Dance
Katherine gives Robin a lap dance. ***Spoilers for Season 6, Episode 16: The Chase****
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Katherine M. - Complete
Crazy reviews
Katherine knew she should let Robin go. **Spoilers for Season 6, Episode 16: The Chase***
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Katherine M. - Complete
This reviews
Shelby Merrick didn't sleep with women. ***Crossover with Criminal Minds**** Shelby/Emily Prentiss ***Profanity warning use the "F" word a few times.
Crossover - Higher Ground & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Shelby M., E. Prentiss - Complete
Always You reviews
Harvey Dent wasn’t the shining hope for Gotham. You are. It was always you." Takes place several years after The Dark Knight and has some major guess work on my part. Something I noticed about the movies.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Barbara G., J. Gordon - Complete
Screwed reviews
All the evidence points to Emily...is she a killer? Even Emily doesn't know. Warning femslashy
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Real reviews
Zoe knows she's not real but that doesn't mean her feelings aren't. Warning femslashy.
Caprica - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Zoe G., Lacy R. - Complete
Lessons reviews
This came out of an idea I had to make the good guys bad guys so without further ado here is the latest BAU UNSUB - Emily Prentiss. Warning this is gonna be Femslashy - ****Now Finished*****
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Old Lady reviews
Tara has always been Jax's old lady. My take on the relationship between Tara and Jax
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
Letting Go reviews
Chloe is letting Go No real spoilers but some time after season 7
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Chloe S. - Complete
Date Night reviews
What would actually happen if Rita found out Dexter's secret? SPOILERS FOR Season 4 Episode 6 If I Had a Hammer. ***This was always intended as a one shot but then I decided what the heck and wrote a chapter from Rita's POV so two shot it is then.***
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
Faora reviews
Zod wondered how a man who could see so much could be so blind. Chloe/Zod Yes you read that right. Spoilers up until Season 9-7 Kandor oh and Season 8-8 Bloodline Kinda I really need to shoot my muse. I have no excuse for this.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Chloe S., Zod - Complete
Someone Had To Do It reviews
Emily may be moving on and JJ doesn't like it. Spoilers up until Cradle To Grave. Emily/JJ, JJ/Will, Emily/Hotch
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Echo the Vampire Slayer reviews
“Mrs. Summers you know this might not work.” Adelle DeWitt said with all the sympathy a woman like her could manage, “You’re daughter has been in her own fantasy world for a long time now.” Crossover between BTVS & Dollhouse
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Faith L., Echo/Caroline F. - Complete
Pretending reviews
Stella and Adam kept telling themselves it was the last time. Spoilers for 6-1: Epilogue
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Stella B., Adam R. - Complete
Alone reviews
Nina didn't tell George at first.... Spoilers up until the end of Series 1.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2009 - George S. - Complete
I Never Promised You A Happy Ending reviews
This is my answer to the Failsday Challenge. I took the option to invalidate Doomsday completely by rewriting the ending of Beast by sending both Davis and Chloe to the Phantom Zone. So Basically this is AU to the 10th Power.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,662 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Chloe S., Davis B./Doomsday - Complete
The Monster Is The Man reviews
I really hated Season 8 Season Finale "Doomsday" so I rewrote it. Well a part of it at least Chloe/Davis & Chloe/Jimmy
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Chloe S., Davis B./Doomsday - Complete
Nature reviews
Chloe/Davis. Chloe's thoughts while walking up the stairs during 8-18 Eternal.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Chloe S., Davis B./Doomsday - Complete
Journey Begins Again reviews
He was a Timelord and could go forward and backward in time as much as he wanted and yet he could never will himself anywhere near where Donna Noble was. Post-Journey's End
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,137 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
The Nicest Thing She's Ever Done reviews
Getting Saffy thrown in jail was the nicest thing her mother had ever done for her. Crossover with Bad Girls. Femslash warning
Crossover - Absolutely Fabulous & Bad Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
One Life reviews
Uhhh...this is a end of Season one LynetteBree Story. Kind of hard to explain but I really couldn't help it.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Bree VdK, Lynette S. - Complete
Musings Of A District Attorney reviews
Arthur Branch muses on the women in the DA's Office. All L&O shows
Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/29/2005 - A. Branch - Complete
Not Alex reviews
She would never be Alex Cabot.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2005 - C. Novak - Complete
More reviews
Chloe thinks about Clark and his secret. Spoilers for Unsafe and Pariah
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Chloe S. - Complete
Secrets reviews
Smallville is good at keeping secrets
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Complete
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