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Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Ninjago, Despicable Me, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Greek Mythology.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile and don't just ignore it, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

I walk, talk, eat, and sleep here on Earth, but I live my life in a completely different world.

My life on a daily basis

My friends: O.o She's finally lost it...

Me: You can't lose it if you've never had it!

My friends: XD True.

Hi!!! I'm StoriesAreMagic, but you can call me Sam. That's the abbreviation for my username. I read FanFiction for a while, and I finally decided to get an account. You want to know some stuff about me? Okay!

Real Name: *takes giant breath* Allie Soya Michelle Patty Fiona Mary Sue Anna Delilah Jayde Becca Ginkgo Cindy Katherine Olivia Mimi Kettpa Beth Gwendolyn Natalie Zoey Lulu Truss Cupid Garbonzo GreenDay LlamaLlama EmmaG Quarl Numnum Gracielle Isa Laretta O'Hara Ravensbane Matia Sydney Lucy Matilda Ruby Bonita Aailyah Haviland Flora Ima NotGoinTo Tellyou, the first.

Location: 1234 Rock Road, The-Dark-Side-Of-The-Moon, the Moon.

Age: 1000 Sun years.

Favorite quotes:

“You were designed to be very smart, Max,” she told me. “We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.” “And yet I still can't program my DVD player,” I said. – Maximum Ride

“Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.”- Maximum Ride, Angel

“You're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you?" He blushed modestly. - Maximum Ride (duh)

Gazzy: "I want to do it too!" (sitting mtionless)
Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church."
Max:(muttering)"Appropriately enough"
Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still)
Max: "No, you're visible."
Iggy: "Am not!"
Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?"
Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you."
Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy)
Max: (throws another pinecone at him)
Iggy: "Quit throwing things at me!"
Max: "Glad you could join us."- Maximum Ride, The Final Warning

“...Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)” - Maximum Ride, Angel

“So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." - Maximum Ride, Max

ter Borcht: "Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"
Nudge: "You mean, like, besides the wings?"
ter Borcht: "Yes. Besides de vings."
Nudge: "Hmm. Besides de vings. Um... I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!"
ter Borcht: "Hardly a special talent."
Nudge: "Yeah? Let's see you do it."
Gazzy: *imitating ter Borcht* "I vill now eat nine Snickers bars visout barfing."- Are you surprised that it's from Maximum Ride?

Max: Gazzy, i swear, if you've stolen a nuclear device...
Gazzy: Its not nuclear! - MR

“Fair is fair, Max. You have to help me out.”
“Fair isn’t fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because ‘fair is fair’? Try ‘I need you to help me so I won’t rip out your spine and beat you with it.’ I might respond to that, maybe.- Maybe Max'll respond, maybe

Nudge: You aren't dead.
Iggy (irritably): No. You aren't dead either. How about just 'hello'?"

"Maybe it's information the whitecoats never wanted anyone to figure out.' Fang said in the hollow Twilight Zone-y voice he used sometimes when things got unusually weird- as opposed to regular weird."

"Jeb: But I need to tell you something first.
Max (thinking): That you are the devil incarnate?" - I really need some non-MR quotes

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..." - Harry Potter, POA (yay, quotes on other topics!)

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!" - Harry Potter, OOTP

"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest. - Harry Potter

"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..." "Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically. - Harry Potter

"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.- Harry Potter

"There's no need to call me sir Professor."- HP

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."- HP

It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

It's a strange thing, but when you are dreading something, and would give anything to slow down time, it has a disobliging habit of speeding up. - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

There was no point in worrying yet... what would come, would come... and he would have to meet it when it did. - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the two ways, but Dumbledore knew - and so do I, thought Harry, with a rush of fierce pride, and so did my parents - that there was all the difference in the world. - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. -Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real? - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." - HP

You were born an original. Don't die a copy. - Murdoc Niccals, bassist of The Gorillaz

Anything in this room is edible, even I am edible, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism. Which is frowned upon in most societies. - Willy Wonka

They're only truly great who are truly good. - George Chapman

The moment you cheat for the sake of beauty, you know you're an artist. - David Hockney

Miracles do not, in fact, break the laws of nature. - C. S. Lewis

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. - Benjamin Franklin

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. - Benjamin Franklin

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. - Bill Cosby

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. - P. J. O'Rourke

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo Philips

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. - David Letterman

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If you've spent hours on end reading fanfictions, copy and paste.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about while you were saying it, copy and paste.

The awesome italicized poem beneath belongs to renjiluver44.

I promise to remember Harry Potter...

I promise to remember Colin Creevey the most hyper photographer ever and a true friend...

I promise to remember Dumbledore who was never afraid of death and loved his family...

I promise to remember Fred Weasley who will greet George in the after-life with the world's greatest joke and who went laughing like a true prankster...

I promise to remember Remus Lupin who was afraid to love but got there in the end...

I promise to remember Nymphadora Tonks who was always full of fun (Don't forget her awesome pink hair)...

I promise to remember Cedric Diggory who only wanted to make his father proud...

I promise to remember The Marauders who always managed to have fun (Mischief managed!)

I promise to remember Fabian and Gideon Prewett who fought like heros 'till the end...

I promise to remember Severus Snape who put his life on the line every day and who protected Harry for the love of his life...

I promise to remember Lily and James Potter who died to protect their only son...

I promise to remember Alice and Frank Longbottom who gave their health and sanity for the world's saftey...

And most importantly I promise to remember The Golden Trio and Dumbldore's Army who stood along side their friends no matter what and fought even more bravley than the Order of The Phoenix...

Oh yes, I promise to remember Harry Potter...

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

The trouble with real life is that there's no background music.

What you call insanity, I call INSPIRATION!!!

Roses are red, bacon is also red. Poetry is hard... BACON.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

Promise when we're old we'll have wheelchair races in the nursing home?

If you try to fail at something and succeed, what have you done?

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, Where on earth is the ceiling?

A Sunday School teacher was explaining the Ten Commandments to a group of four and five year olds. After explaining 'Honor thy father and mother', the teacher asked if there were any commandments that explained how to treat siblings. Without missing a beat, one boy (the oldest of five siblings) replied 'Thou shalt not kill'.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

That which doesn't kill you postpones the inevitable

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Hehe, surprised we lied about the cookies?

Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!

Welcome to the light side. Sorry, we ran out of pudding.

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

If the opposite of Pro is Con then the opposite of Progress is Congress.

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Excuse me, I've lost my sanity. Would you be so kind as to help me look for it?

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

There is no "I" in team. Unless you misspell it like so: Tiem. Also, rearranging the letters gives a 'me'.

If Tylenol, duct tape, or a band-aid can't fix it, you've got a serious problem.

People like you are the reason people like me hate people.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

The sun will come out tomorrow, or else it will be really cold.

I can multitask. I can breath, talk, and annoy you at the same time.

Everybody is weird, some of us are just better at showing it.

Don't disturb me; I'm disturbed enough already.

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

You know perfectly well what the rules are and you've erased them all and written up new ones.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.

Crazy is a relative term in my family.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some of us just don't have film.

The early worm might get the worm, but the second mouse ALWAYS gets the cheese.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are that person who, after they post a story, check their stats minute after minute and shout for joy when you get ONE review... Copy and paste this on your profile!

If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me books!"

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let everyone wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Be insane... Because well behaved girls never made history.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Curiosity killed the cat, but fullfilment brought it back.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.

I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up.

I'm the author of my own life, and unfourtunately I'm writing in pen.

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

4.You are now laughing at your own stupidity

5. You will put this on your profile

6. You still have a stupid smile on your face

It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue with yourself and lose.

"I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!"

Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Hey, hey, hey: I forgot.

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great .He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.

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Phineas and Ferb: Take Two! by AnimationNut reviews
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The Silent Song by Eirian Erisdar reviews
When Qui-Gon Jinn is told to take a new padawan, the Force pushes him towards a certain initiate - but when Qui-Gon is told that Obi-Wan cannot speak, he hesitates. Shall their silent partnership fail or bloom? And all the while, Palpatine moves in the shadows... Angst, fluff, adventure, humour. AU Jedi Apprentice era. Featuring Mace Windu, Dooku, Tahl, Kit Fisto, and others!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 134,189 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Count Dooku, M. Windu
In the End by KairiVenomus reviews
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Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8 - Cole, Kai, Lloyd G., Zane - Complete
A Model Agent by Wakkowarnerlover reviews
When Doofenshmirtz enters the Danville Fashion Design Competition, Perry suspects he is up to no good and disguises himself as a female model to figure out and sabotage his plan.
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Always Wander by firedancerforever reviews
After Zane's death, Kai is restless and finds that Jay has hit rock bottom. tw: anorexia, self harm
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Hey Brother by SoulLikeABird reviews
"Oh, if the sky comes falling down for you, there's nothing in this world I wouldn't do." Just moments between brothers.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Mako, Bolin
The Legend of Tui and La by Kuno12 reviews
Having no other solution, they manifested themselves into human beings that would eternally reincarnate in the hopes that they would find each other and fall in love again and again until the end of time.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Jinora, Kai] - Complete
Notes by KP02 reviews
In which there are Post-it notes and a wall. Also small robots, purple hair, and a snarky Tony. Interested yet? Chapter 6: Introducing Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012
By Blood or Bond by AJedistuckintheMatrix reviews
Lin's always had a huge family. Some were family because they shared blood, some were family because they shared a bond. Recently, she's had to add several members to that list...whether she likes it or not.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Mako, Bolin, Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
r a d i o s i l e n c e by Woodswolf reviews
He hadn't even told the others, those currently waiting for news back home, listening to s t a t i c and r a d i o s i l e n c e. Major spoilers for Episode 33.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Nya, Zane, Dr. Julien, P.I.X.A.L. - Complete
Myrtleberries by ShinyShiny9 reviews
The good news? Mortal combat for the future of Ninjago is over. The bad news? Getting along from day to day may not be that much easier . . . One-shot, father-son fluff, takes place during the "few days" between episodes 28 and 29.
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Lord G., Lloyd G. - Complete
How Gullible Can You Get? by edwardsoneandonlylove reviews
Hermione's two best friends have been overly annoying, and keep asking her the same question every day. She decides to play a little trick on the two and see how thick they can be. *Full Summary in Chapter 1*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,005 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Faded Memories by fulloffandoms reviews
The ninja have lost their memories for their own protection and they wind up as normal students, but their past is not one that is easily forgotten. "Okay, so we're stuck in a dark high school with a bunch of snake-people. Does this sound like a bad horror movie to anyone else?"
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Lloyd G., Sensei Wu, Skales, Zane
NfaN, Book 4: Of Yin and Yang by KairiVenomus reviews
Ever since the damning Shadow Dancer, Eloquim, was defeated by Kai, peace seems to have finally struck Ninjago once more.All seems well- except the fact that everywhere, wormholes keep appearing and destroying entire towns. The strange phenomena seems to have a pattern; a star-shaped pattern, that is. Will Lloyd and Kai be able to stop it?Or will everything disappear forever?
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 87 - Words: 379,027 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Kai, Lloyd G., Sensei Wu - Complete
Harry Potter, Fifth Year Headmaster by flch1cks123 reviews
Before Fudge could make Umbridge the Headmistress during Harry's fifth year, the school woke up and activated the Founder's Charter. Now Harry is the Headmaster of a school that he hasn't even graduated from! What in Merlin's name is he going to do now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,733 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P.
On the Elements by ughIcantthinkofausername reviews
Sensei Wu ruminates over the various elemental powers, and what they mean for each ninja. An in-depth look at a few character traits that I feel are often overlooked. Compliments and constructive criticism are appreciated, please review. Enjoy!
Ninjago - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Cole, Kai, Jay, Zane - Complete
Hetalia 911 by Dreampainter97 reviews
"You know where you were." A statement uttered throughout the country of America, regarding the memories of the tragic event that occurred on that one fateful September morning. Everyone knows where they were when they learned about the attack on the World Trade Center in NYC. But where was America? Rated T for violence and gore. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/16/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
Flower Crown by Depressed Chibi reviews
It was the first time Zane had seen spring.
Ninjago - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Zane, Dr. Julien - Complete
Tea and Tribulations by soupcan reviews
Aang never thought about the people who died in the Siege of the North. Zuko never realized that the Avatar was also a child. Iroh has to reconcile the two.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Zuko, Iroh, Aang - Complete
Their Dad by rightforlife reviews
If it was one thing that united the Avengers, it was their crappy childhoods. So of course they all decided that Bruce Banner of all people was the best man fit to take the position of DAD. Not that Bruce had any say in this at all... No pairings, No slash, family/team fic, FLUFF.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Rule One of Science Club by Nienna Nir reviews
Darcy Lewis had known from her first day that Dr. Jane Foster was going places and that those places were probably going to be exciting and potentially well paying. And she'd promised herself that she wouldn't let her total lack of understanding of particle physics stand in her way of a good thing. She just never planned for it to lead her to the middle of New York.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
DAWN of the NINDROIDS by KairiVenomus reviews
This is the story of my human life, from beginning to end, and then a new beginning again when I am recreated into a mechanical masterpiece. There's gears, new friends, bitter obstacles—and even a little danger. My name is Zane. I am the first of the Nindroids, the first of the Clockwork Army to ever be created. And I swear on my life that I will be the last. (HIATUS til 2014)
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,279 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Zane
Jay Walker, Nindroid of Lightning by Wafflegirl0304 reviews
**AU** Jay never really could remember his childhood. He never thought much of it anyway, it wasn't like any of the guys ever talked about it. He'd thought he was just an average guy, just that dorky ninja who talked too much. He thought wrong.
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Jay
First Encounters by Jennarei reviews
It wasn't like the ninja knew their elemental powers, Sensei Wu, or each other for that matter! Along the way there had to be some sort of first meeting or encounter, if you will. This is a compilation of those encounters, and of course, all of the wonderful first impressions XD
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013
Little Prince by Magiccatprincess reviews
Little Prince, because that seems like the appropriate title for the son of the bandit king and the queen of the Tooth faries. Everything seemed perfect for the unusual family. That is until Jack st. North drowns and the Guardians withdraw no longer willing to interact children after their loss. Years later MiM asigns Jack Frost as a Guardian who has no memory of his life before
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,836 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
Littlest Keeten by Just 2 Dream of You reviews
One-shot: It's Agnes' first day of school but she doesn't wanna go...Can Gru convince her? Famfluff
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Agnes, Edith, Gru, Margo - Complete
Fallen, Lost, and Alone by Lady Momou reviews
He sacrificed himself for the team, he said he would always be alive in our hearts and memories, so why was it so hard to let go?
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,527 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Zane - Complete
Harmonies by Empress Empoleon reviews
Can you hear the music? / Luna's dancing to an entirely different melody, and Neville's the first to hear it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Ninjago Gen 2 by NindroidElphabaHaddockTheThird reviews
ONE SHOT: The ninja are back... Or are they? After 25 years, Zane's the only one in fighting condition. This story takes place on the first night with the new team together. However, Zane learns that the new recruits may not be who he thought they were.
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Zane
NfaN, Book 3: THE KINGDOM OF DEATH by KairiVenomus reviews
Two weeks have passed since Lloyd disappeared from the Temple of Forgotten Warriors, & without the Green Ninja, Ninjago is slowly falling apart. Havoc is wreaked in Ninjago City,forcing the other ninja to pause their search for their friend to try & undo the hell released onto their homeland. Eloquim ignites the Great Battle, forcing the Ninja to fear: Will they find Lloyd in time?
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 133,028 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Cole, Kai, Lloyd G., Zane - Complete
The Walker Boys by CayaKat reviews
Jason is just your typical sophmore with your typical expectations of life. But what happens when you throw him in with an electrocution accident and an alternate reality full of ninjas? A lot more than typical, that much is certain. ((Rated T for more some more freedom to write.))
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Jay
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Erased by ughIcantthinkofausername reviews
It's happened before, and when the Serpentine find out, they're more than happy to take advantage . . . find out what happens when our favorite nindroid is Erased. Rated for some blood later on. Takes place before "The Last Voyage," keep that in mind. (Oh BTW - I don't own Ninjago, no matter how much I want to.) FINALLY UPDATED!
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Zane
NfaN, Book 2: THE AUTUMN OF TWILIGHT by KairiVenomus reviews
Since Kai has joined the Shadow Dancers in the race to possess the all powerful Shadow Key, the remaining ninja must overcome the horrific obstacles Kai has placed in order to slow them down. The clock ticks down as the Great Battle nears, & Lloyd is faced with an inquest: Will he be able to slay his own brother in order to save the world?
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,025 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Kai, Lloyd G. - Complete
Snow Angel by KarToon12 reviews
One shot: All Jamie's mom ever prayed for was for him to be happy and protected. So when she finds her prayer answered in the unlikeliest way, her very beliefs will be put to the ultimate test.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,309 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Tinkerella by Pebble900 reviews
When Nya's father dies, leaving her an orphan in the care of her evil step mother Misako, she is left with no friends other then Cole, the cook, Lloyd the butler, and Zane, an invention of her and her father. But when Prince Jay holds a science fair rather than a traditional ball, she'll need all the help she can get from her godbrother, Kai.
Ninjago - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,735 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Nya, Jay - Complete
The Anti-Entropy by Evenmoor reviews
Director Fury's had a really bad day. Manhattan is in shambles, the helicarrier is a wreck and his best agent is dead. He's in no mood to be bothered by the multiverse's most annoying omnipotent being. Again. And Q can only make this day worse. Right?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Q, Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Revived by Zane-Ice-Fairy reviews
Book Two in the Powers of the Gods series. The ninja get someone back-but is it forever-and is he the same? Also, some teenage goddesses get involved, with romance, and arranged M-WORDS!
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012
NfaN, Book 1: Shadow Dancer by KairiVenomus reviews
After the Overlord is defeated, the ninja must make future plans as their journey comes to a close. But when Zane claims to have forseen a Greater Evil planning their demise & near death events begin to take place aboard the Bounty, it's up to Lloyd & Kai when their brothers are forced into a deadly dance with the Shadow Dancer.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,322 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Complete
Shortest Avengers Fanfic EVER Written by BigTimeHiddlestoner reviews
Just read it.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2013
Teachers' Day by mysterygirl159 reviews
Teacher's Day in the Avatar-verse. The Gaang separates to see their masters. One-shot!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Aang, Gyatso - Complete
Ninjago Thanksgiving by Cassy The Cat reviews
So I notice no one has posted a Thanksgiving story about Ninjago. (That I've seen). In this the Ninja gather for a meal with the parents. (Some of story based off of some leeked information about episode 26!) (Don't want it to be revealed don't read it!) R&R
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Complete
Maximum Ride All Over Again by Jezabel Raewin reviews
What happens when a box of books show's up for the flock to read? Get through the first chapters and you'll love it. I promise. Note: FANG never happened. Rated T since I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 145,704 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Max, Ella - Complete
This Moment in Time by Spark Writer reviews
Just a friendship one-shot bouncing around my brain. Enjoy!
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Reynie M., Constance C. - Complete
Republic City Lore by AtomicPsychology reviews
What if the Hundred Year War never happened? What if Avatar Roku lived another hundred years? What if the Air Nomads were never wiped out? Find out in this AU where the entire cast of A:TLA lived in Republic City...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,609 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Aang, Katara
More Than a Love by RageRunsStill reviews
Am I the only one who finds it funny that everybody just automatically assumes Doris has never given me the time of day, and that's why I chase her? Because that's not how it happened at all.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Kowalski - Complete
Imagination by Woodswolf reviews
Nothing was real. It was all her imagination.
Dora the Explorer - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Complete
Captured! by Zane-Ice-Fairy reviews
Zane is captured by the Serpentine-but is it random, or do they have a plan for our favorite white ninja? First fanfic-MERCY!
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Complete
Switched: Ninjago style! by Ayuki Karpy reviews
What happens when you get four fighting ninjas and goddesses who has body-swapping spells? Add the Serpertine and the ninjas are in for a looooooooooooooong day.
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,389 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Complete
Revenge Of The Green Bomb by Carrot-Bunny reviews
The Avatar may think he is safe now that he has defeated the Fire Lord, but he is not. Someone is out to get him, and his attack will be deadly. Will the revenge of the Green Bomb be the end of the last Airbender? R/R.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Cabbage Merchant, Aang - Complete
The Despicable Gru Family by SlytherinDearie reviews
A handful of drabbly vignettes about life after adoption. Titles: Changes, Grandma, The Life of Kyle, Presents, and Gru's Worst Nightmare.
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
I Know Why the Caged Bird Needs Company by Mighty ANT reviews
"My apologies..for harming your skull with 2.5 pounds of fish and wooden cutlery, Marlene." Oneshot -Set after "I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane"- Mild, one-sided Marski
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Kowalski, Marlene - Complete
You Owe Me Twenty Galleons by TheDeathlyHallows-123 reviews
New Year's Eve, December 1999, George Weasley is setting off his annual fireworks when Harry asks Ginny the big question! Of course with brothers like Ginny's, nothing can ever run smoothly for Harry. Pairings: HP/GiW RW/HG AJ/GeW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/19/2012 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] Ron W., George W. - Complete
Double Lives by Sogo reviews
"Is anyone else here leading a bizzare double life? Put your hand down, Ferb."
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Ferb - Complete
Family Prayers by samuraistar reviews
One-shot, shortly after the first movie. Gru learns that the family that prays together stays together.
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
The Boy In The Battlefield by TheBlueWolf888 reviews
Beings from Kowalski's past come back inform him of a massive world domination plot. Now it's up to him, the other penguins and Team Alpha to stop Team Omega's scheme. Rated for depth, sorta. Not a slash.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Kowalski, Skipper - Complete
When The Groove Makes Ya Move by TheBlueWolf888 reviews
It started out with a discovery and ended with a great, big dance party. Not a slash.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Kowalski, Private - Complete
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Greek Angels by EmpressOfSarcasm reviews
*POST-TLO AND POST-MAX!* What if the flock was the seven half-bloods from Rachel's prophecy? Who are their godly parents? Is this how Max will save the world? Read to find out all these questions and more! Fax Percabeth Eggy
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,384 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Max, Percy J.
Sweet Villainy by Amatara reviews
Gru considers quitting his job as a villain. Fortunately Margo, Edith and Agnes are there to help shift his perspective.
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Margo, Gru - Complete
Injustice by GrandOldPenguin reviews
When the penguins learn that a female penguin at the Bronx Zoo plans to crush her egg, the team takes action across the city to save the life of the unborn chick. Note: This story promotes a pro-life message.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Complete
A New Found Enemy by Wolfborg007 reviews
After seeing what a disaster dating can be, Gru vows to protect the girls from his biggest enemy yet... teenage boys. However, when a local boy comes knocking on his door, claiming to be in love with Margo, Gru realizes that he might have met his match.
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Gru, Margo - Complete
Silk and Honey by FourthIsland reviews
Mary-Sue, the half veela, animagus, golden hearted girl is the reason we live.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2010 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
One Hundred Days of Drabbles: Double Time! by GrandOldPenguin reviews
Each day from February 1 until May 11, 2010, I wrote a 200-word "double-drabble" story based on "The Penguins of Madagascar." Please see the note atop the first chapter for the rules which I followed on this project.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,024 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
One Hundred Days of Drabbles by GrandOldPenguin reviews
From September 7 until December 15, 2009, I wrote a 100-word drabble about "The Penguins of Madagascar" each and every day. Please refer to the note at the top of the first chapter for the rules I followed throughout the process.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,702 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10685 - Favs: 6,123 - Follows: 2,304 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Father's Day by ponytail30527 reviews
It's Father's Day at Central Park Zoo, but things go from bad to worse when secrets are revealed and Dr. Blowhole enters the situation! Rated T for violence. Completed!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,675 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Complete
The Rescue Program by ponytail30527 reviews
A new rescue program drops off new animals. The twist? They're babies! Some Skilene. Completed!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
No Line on the Horizon by Shtuff reviews
AU. One-shot. It’s the middle of May when Dean shows up at his door at six a.m. with a huge smile on his face, and Sam knows something is wrong.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 99 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Spirit by pacphys reviews
When Donatello died at age three he spent 14 years with his family as a Spirit. Now he has been granted another shot at life by the Powers That Be.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,171 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Better This Way by The Sylver Lining reviews
George returns to Weasly's Wizard Wheezes, and encounters painful memories, damages, isolation, but ultimately someone ghostly and very pleased to see him. Bittersweet, but more sweet than bitter in the end. Gred and Forge reunited? It's better this way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,307 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Weird by Sierra Sitruc reviews
You're so weird." Luna couldn't help but feel flattered. And as we all know how flattery is, you always want more. NevilleLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
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Crush it Cole reviews
When Cole, a character from the arcade game 'Fix it Jay Junior', tires of being the villain, he'll go on an epic journey through game worlds. With the unexpected help of four other characters, he's out to prove that even if he's the 'bad guy', doesn't mean he's a bad guy. Wreck it Ralph AU! Full summary inside. Had to turn the cover image on its side to get the full view.
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,352 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Cole
Love and yogurt reviews
Eros didn't like his job as god of love. He didn't even know how to love! That is, until he took a trip to the mortal world and experienced something new. (A rather cracky one-shot I wrote for a Language Arts assignment.)
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Eros, Aphrodite, OC - Complete
Together forever reviews
Tokka week 2013, in the form of dialogue drabbles less than 300 words long (not including ANs).
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Number 147 reviews
Gru isn't quite sure about this... Luckily for him, his daughters are there to help.
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Gru, Lucy W., Margo, Edith - Complete
Maximum Read reviews
Max and company have saved the world, but the world doesn't know much about it. Two girls and a box of books show up. They'll read about the flock's adventures for all the world to see. COMPLETE AU Because of Nevermore, which is eternally awesome. I laughed, cried, cried some more, and lived and loved the ending. DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,667 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Max, Fang
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