Author has written 34 stories for Maximum Ride, Ninjago, Despicable Me, Avatar: Last Airbender, Greek Mythology, Avengers, Batman, and Flash. I walk, talk, eat, and sleep here on Earth, but I live my life in a completely different world. Hi!!! I'm StoriesAreMagic, but you can call me Sam. (That's the abbreviation for my username.) Some favorite quotes: You were born an original. Don't die a copy. - Murdoc Niccals, bassist of The Gorillaz They're only truly great who are truly good. - George Chapman The moment you cheat for the sake of beauty, you know you're an artist. - David Hockney Miracles do not, in fact, break the laws of nature. - C. S. Lewis I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. - Benjamin Franklin I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King Copy and pastes: If you love these copy and pastes, copy and paste. If you've spent hours on end reading fanfictions, copy and paste. If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about while you were saying it, copy and paste. I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! The trouble with real life is that there's no background music. A Sunday School teacher was explaining the Ten Commandments to a group of four and five year olds. After explaining 'Honor thy father and mother', the teacher asked if there were any commandments that explained how to treat siblings. Without missing a beat, one boy (the oldest of five siblings) replied 'Thou shalt not kill'. Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my side and the right side. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more. Everybody is weird, some of us are just better at showing it. If you are that person who, after they post a story, check their stats minute after minute and shout for joy when you get ONE review... Copy and paste this on your profile! If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me books!" When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like. When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let everyone wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! I'm the author of my own life, and unfortunately I'm writing in pen. If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile and don't just ignore it, because in the Bible it says, "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven." |
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