Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Ninjago, Despicable Me, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Greek Mythology.
If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile and don't just ignore it, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’
I walk, talk, eat, and sleep here on Earth, but I live my life in a completely different world.
My life on a daily basis
My friends: O.o She's finally lost it...
Me: You can't lose it if you've never had it!
My friends: XD True.
Hi!!! I'm StoriesAreMagic, but you can call me Sam. That's the abbreviation for my username. I read FanFiction for a while, and I finally decided to get an account. You want to know some stuff about me? Okay!
Real Name: *takes giant breath* Allie Soya Michelle Patty Fiona Mary Sue Anna Delilah Jayde Becca Ginkgo Cindy Katherine Olivia Mimi Kettpa Beth Gwendolyn Natalie Zoey Lulu Truss Cupid Garbonzo GreenDay LlamaLlama EmmaG Quarl Numnum Gracielle Isa Laretta O'Hara Ravensbane Matia Sydney Lucy Matilda Ruby Bonita Aailyah Haviland Flora Ima NotGoinTo Tellyou, the first.
Location: 1234 Rock Road, The-Dark-Side-Of-The-Moon, the Moon.
Age: 1000 Sun years.
I'm aiming to have the longest profile ever, so if you find a cool story, link to something awesome, or a nice copy-and-pastie, please PM it to me. Thanks! And I might end up with repeats of some things.
Updates and info:
11/22/11: Found sites to read HP books online. Sorcerer's Stone: h. Chamber of secrets: . All books (plus games, movies, links,etc): .
11/22/11(again): Published my first story! Check it out, it's called Maximum Read. Because, there's literally only one or two Max-reads-books fictions out there.
12/5/11: Put on second chappy to MR. Tried to set up community but couldn't figure it out. Can anyone help me find the delete button?
12/21/11: MR third chapter.
1/7/12: MR fourth chapter!
1/10/12: Fifth chapter. No reading here!
2/2/12: Major profile updates. Yeah, yeah, I'm working on the next chapter.
2/11/12: *nervous laugh* Um, yeah. I took over a month to update? *face palm* Sixth chapter.
2/19/12: It only took just over a week to put up chapter 7.
Somewhere in between: Chapter eight.
3/17/12: Chapter number nine is up.
3/25: Chapter ten! Woo-hoo!
4/28: Chapter eleven.
5/13: Profile work.
6/3: I am offcially a zombie author. But, I have put up chapter 12!
It was a dark gift, and he wielded it happily. - Max Ride, about Gazzy; The angel experiment
“I can talk to fish!” Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us. – Maximum Ride, School's Out-Forever
“You were designed to be very smart, Max,” she told me. “We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.” “And yet I still can't program my DVD player,” I said. – Maximum Ride
“Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.”- Maximum Ride, Angel
“You're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you?" He blushed modestly. - Maximum Ride (duh)
Gazzy: "I want to do it too!" (sitting mtionless)
"You could lock Gazzy up in a room with nothing but a bowl full of Jell-o and some dental floss and he would still find some way to blow something up." - Maximum Ride
"Please, I begged silently, please do not let my last moments on earth be me crammed into a tiny boat in the dark, surrounded by mechanical singing pirates.
“...Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)” - Maximum Ride, Angel
“So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." - Maximum Ride, Max
"My name is seven five nine nine three nine ex dash one. Junior." -Maximum Ride
ter Borcht: "Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"
Max: Gazzy, i swear, if you've stolen a nuclear device...
“Fair is fair, Max. You have to help me out.”
Nudge: You aren't dead.
Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can."
"Jeb: I wish I could explain what I'd give just to see you smile again.
"Maybe it's information the whitecoats never wanted anyone to figure out.' Fang said in the hollow Twilight Zone-y voice he used sometimes when things got unusually weird- as opposed to regular weird."
"Jeb: But I need to tell you something first.
"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..." - Harry Potter, POA (yay, quotes on other topics!)
"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!" - Harry Potter, OOTP
"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?"
"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..." "Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically. - Harry Potter
"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"There's no need to call me sir Professor."- HP
"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."- HP
"You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?"- Harry Potter (I just realized how awesome HP is at comebacks)
Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
It's a strange thing, but when you are dreading something, and would give anything to slow down time, it has a disobliging habit of speeding up. - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
There was no point in worrying yet... what would come, would come... and he would have to meet it when it did. - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the two ways, but Dumbledore knew - and so do I, thought Harry, with a rush of fierce pride, and so did my parents - that there was all the difference in the world. - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. -Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real? - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." - HP
You were born an original. Don't die a copy. - Murdoc Niccals, bassist of The Gorillaz
Anything in this room is edible, even I am edible, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism. Which is frowned upon in most societies. - Willy Wonka
They're only truly great who are truly good. - George Chapman
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. - Evelyn Waugh
The moment you cheat for the sake of beauty, you know you're an artist. - David Hockney
Miracles do not, in fact, break the laws of nature. - C. S. Lewis
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. - B. F. Skinner
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. - Benjamin Franklin
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. - Benjamin Franklin
I try to explain to people that you get the roles that are right when they're right. If you have a nerd character but you're kind of a cool guy, you're probably not going to get the nerd part. The nerd is going to get the nerd part. You know, someone like me. - Ed Helms
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. - Bill Cosby
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. - P. J. O'Rourke
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo Philips
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. - David Letterman
If you love these copy and pastes, copy and paste.
If you've spent hours on end reading fanfictions, copy and paste.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about while you were saying it, copy and paste.
If you wanna be a Ninja, put this on your profile.
The awesome italicized poem beneath belongs to renjiluver44.
I promise to remember Harry Potter...
I promise to remember Colin Creevey the most hyper photographer ever and a true friend...
I promise to remember Dumbledore who was never afraid of death and loved his family...
I promise to remember Fred Weasley who will greet George in the after-life with the world's greatest joke and who went laughing like a true prankster...
I promise to remember Remus Lupin who was afraid to love but got there in the end...
I promise to remember Nymphadora Tonks who was always full of fun (Don't forget her awesome pink hair)...
I promise to remember Cedric Diggory who only wanted to make his father proud...
I promise to remember The Marauders who always managed to have fun (Mischief managed!)
I promise to remember Fabian and Gideon Prewett who fought like heros 'till the end...
I promise to remember Severus Snape who put his life on the line every day and who protected Harry for the love of his life...
I promise to remember Lily and James Potter who died to protect their only son...
I promise to remember Alice and Frank Longbottom who gave their health and sanity for the world's saftey...
And most importantly I promise to remember The Golden Trio and Dumbldore's Army who stood along side their friends no matter what and fought even more bravley than the Order of The Phoenix...
Oh yes, I promise to remember Harry Potter...
The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
People are either signing up for Team Edward or Team Jacob. If you're signed up for Team I-Don't-Give-a-Darn-About-That-Mushy-Gunk-Known-Only-As-Twilight, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Lady Lilane, Meta Knight LOVER, metaknight4ever, Invisibool, BerriGurl, StarrKiwi, StoriesAreMagic
Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If part of you is completely calm and the other part wants you to stand on your head, cross your eyes, and sing theme songs, put this on your profile.
I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
The trouble with real life is that there's no background music.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I don't obsess. I just think intensely.
What you call insanity, I call INSPIRATION!!!
Roses are red, bacon is also red. Poetry is hard... BACON.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die
Things to do in an elevator!
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, stupid motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers with it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs'. Pretend they work.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
25. Holler, "Group hug!" and make it happen.
26. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
27. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
28. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
29. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
30. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
31. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
32. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
33. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
34. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
35. Swat at flies that don't exist.
36. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
37. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
38. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
39. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
40. Walk into the elevator and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
41. Take your shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
42. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style, is that your final answer?
43. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the elevator tutting.
44. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
45. Tell people that you can see their aura.
46. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
47. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
48. Press a button, step back and cross your fingers, eyes squeezed shut, mouthing "Please please please...". When the elevator starts moving raise your fists and scream "YES!" look around at the other passengers as if expecting them to share your excitement...
49. Have an argument with yourself.
50. Glare at someone till they notice, then point two fingers at your eyes, then point at them.
51. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.
52. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
53. If anyone questions any of your actions, claim to be under the influence of dark magic.
54. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
55. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.
56. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
57. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the elevator. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei.
58. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"
59. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
60. Drum on every available surface.
61. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
62. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
63. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.
64. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
65. Propose to the other passengers.
66. Challenge people to duels.
67. Sell girl scout cookies.
68. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
69. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.
70. Shout "Food fight!"
71. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"
72. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.
73. Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!
74. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the elevator goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"
76. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "AHHH!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.
77. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.
78. Practice your kung fu.
79. Do yoga.
80. Play the accordion
81. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.
82. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.
83. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.
84. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."
85. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
Life is a Rollercoaster... and mine needs desperate repairs!
It's not Illegal if you dont get caught!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the Up button.
My friends are the type of people who spend all day trying to drown a fish.
Promise when we're old we'll have wheelchair races in the nursing home?
Only two things are eternal: The universe and Human Stupidity, and I'm not too sure about the universe.
If you try to fail at something and succeed, what have you done?
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, Where on earth is the ceiling?
A Sunday School teacher was explaining the Ten Commandments to a group of four and five year olds. After explaining 'Honor thy father and mother', the teacher asked if there were any commandments that explained how to treat siblings. Without missing a beat, one boy (the oldest of five siblings) replied 'Thou shalt not kill'.
If you've ever ran into a door you obviously could have avoided, copy and paste.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
What you call dog with no legs?
That which doesn't kill you postpones the inevitable
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Hehe, surprised we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!
Welcome to the light side. Sorry, we ran out of pudding.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who've had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
If the opposite of Pro is Con then the opposite of Progress is Congress.
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
( o_o) want a waffle?
( o_o) um no thanks
(O_o) TAKE THE WAFFLE OR DIE!!!
(O_O) OH YEAH? HOW YOU GONNA KILL ME?
(0_0) aaa ... : ok wait here let me get it out
5 minutes later
...(O_o) TAKE THE WAFFLE OR DIE!!
(O_O) OK OK I EAT THE WAFFLE!!
(AHHH!!FLOATING BUNNY HEAD!!WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!)
Disclaimer: no waffles were harmed in the making of this production
(O_O) NO WAY!! I HAVE A MOVIE?!
(O_O) YAY!! anyway want a lollipop?
umm...(thinks back to the incident)...okay i'll take your lollipop
( -_- ) :D Im smiling...on the inside
Mmm, good lollipop
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. BE EVIL!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Excuse me, I've lost my sanity. Would you be so kind as to help me look for it?
A word of advice. When a wise chicken speaks, listen.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
If you ever randomly hum old theme songs to childhood shows, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was the prime suspect.
It's only funny until someone gets hurt- then it's hilarious!
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
I'm not "Anti-Bush" I'm "Pro-Intelligence"
There is no "I" in team. Unless you misspell it like so: Tiem. Also, rearranging the letters gives a 'me'.
If Tylenol, duct tape, or a band-aid can't fix it, you've got a serious problem.
People like you are the reason people like me hate people.
Good Friend VS Best Friend
A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on your back and forces you to stay down while you both giggle hysterically.
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" as you get up and playfully chase them.
A good friend picks up your papers and binders in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up, then laughs even harder when you gently whack them on the head with a book.
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run my fellow Freak, run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue." and giggles when you blow into the tissue and toss it at them.
A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd's butts that left you.
A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"
A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.
A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.
A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.
A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
Crazy is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with your friends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. Crazy is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. Crazy is going on and on about fanfiction just because you can. Crazy is not knowing whether or not you're in love. Crazy is wishing you could create a portal to the cartoon world so that you could bring back a few- at least- to marry. Crazy is making scenarios on how an anime character would handle the situation you're in. Crazy is tripping your BFF in the hall then living in terror for days, waiting for them to get you back. Crazy is stalking the guy that broke up with your best friend and wanting to kill him. CRAZY is that sugary, carmely, starbucks frappichino that you begged you mom to buy you and you are regretting it now. Crazy is putting Cherry Pepsi in your Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and liking it! Crazy is loving a cartoon character and not regretting telling you friends who hate the show! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
I hope then when I die, people will say of me: "That girl owed me a lot of money"
The voices in my head may not be real, but they tell some good jokes!
"The Song That Never Ends"
This is the song that never ends,
"The song that gets on everybody's nerves"
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
(Repeat until you get on someone's nerves)
"The Cow Went Up the Hill"
(repeat, substituting 'third', 'fourth', etc for 'second')
Copy these songs onto your profile and then put them to good use!
Warning, heavy sarcasm may be present
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
If all is not lost, where is it?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
The sun will come out tomorrow...or else it will be really cold.
I can multitask: I can breath, talk, and annoy you at the same time.
Annoying the world one person at a time.
Everybody is weird-some of us are just better at showing it.
Don't disturb me; I'm disturbed enough already.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'Happy birthday to me!'
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile
Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.
You know perfectly well what the rules are and you've erased them all and written up new ones.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!
March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!
June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost butterfly stroke swimming competition, my butterfly drowned. Why did everyone else cheat?
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it??
October - Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.
Your power is but an illusion of your own perception...and I exist as the instrument of its destruction.
Crazy is a relative term in my family.
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what your up to.
Everyone has a photographic memory, Some just don't have film.
The early worm might get the worm, but the second mouse ALWAYS gets the cheese.
I intend to live forever...so far, so good.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
If you die, I'LL KILL YOU!
I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want too!
If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.
She's my little sister. If you hurt her... My dad has a shot gun and I know where it is and how to use it!
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, Rainpool's Loyalty, TsubasaSyaoforever, Tomi Lang, Anne-Julie Roosevelt, HarvestMoonFan4ever, Shimmerleaf, EvilGiggle13, Skitsophraniac, swingdancer23, HarvestMoonGal, HOWDAREYOUSTEALMYCOOKIE, SpazzyBunny, StoriesAreMagic
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, MysticKatt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, MewCuxie12, Rainpool's Loyalty, TsubasaSyaoforever, Tomi Lang, Anne-Julie Roosevelt, HarvestMoonFan4ever, Shimmerleaf, EvilGiggles13, Skitsophraniac, swingdancer23, HarvestMoonGal, HOWDAREYOUSTEALMYCOOKIE, SpazzyBunny, StoriesAreMagic
If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile
If you are that person who, after they post a story, check their stats minute after minute and shout for joy when you get ONE review... copy and paste this on your profile!
If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile
If you spend lots time copying things into your profile, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you think High School Musical is evil and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't (or if you do), read the following list of proofs.
40 Things That Highschool Musical Has Taught Us
1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.
2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.
3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.
4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.
5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.
6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.
7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.
8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Who cares about the school board.
9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!
10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.
11. Lakes are the equivalent of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!
12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!
13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.
14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation
15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.
16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.
17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a $7,000 fridge.
18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.
19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.
20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what?'.
21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.
22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.
23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.
24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.
25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber'
26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...
27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.
28. Iced tea from England is blue
29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. ..
30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way
31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.
32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.
33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.
34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.
35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.
36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.
37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.
38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills
39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely.
40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course.
Now what do you think?
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile (or a Facebook)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
The human race is doomed. Why? Take a look:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( I'll be asleep then so I can't use it).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh. You lose!!!)
On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And why do you bother to ask?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time? But the real question is: whose body)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere? I want to hear the customer complaint that lead to this)
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is loser cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me books!"
When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let everyone wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!
1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
6 (x) You have ran into a tree
16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling
21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class (and I'm a nerd *blushes*)
22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
31 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 (x) You break a lot of things
33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
37 () The word 'like' is used many times a day
38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!
He who laughs last didn't get it.
The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.
They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?
Adults are just kids with money.
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Stupidity kills, unfortunately not fast enough.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile!
If you can visualize something so well that you can literally see every blade of grass or strand of hair and can almost feel the sun shining on your head and the wind blowing gently through your hair, copy and paste this into your profile.
My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
It's mind over matter I don't mind cause you don't matter.
Just 'cause I'm standin' here doesn't mean I'm listening
Curiosity killed the cat, but fullfilment brought it back
A wise man once said, "go ask a woman"
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who is drinking my water!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself. (yep)
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself on the ground and miss
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog
Working hard never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
I'm the author of my own life, and unfourtunately I'm writing in pen
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)
When life rains on your parade, bring out the slip'n'slide
I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned
To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid
You never know how strong you are...until being strong is the only choice you have
There is no road to happiness...happiness is the road
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots after reading this will try it
3. The first truth is a lie.
4.You are now laughing at your own stupidity
5. You will put this on your profile
6. You still have a stupid smile on your face
It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue with yourself and lose.
"I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!"
Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Why is verb a noun?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?
Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Harryismyheroicsavior, Hermione'sBFF454, Lilly Rae, daisyduke80,viva9626, CayennePeppr, OrangeSugar, StoriesAreMagic
Hey, hey, hey: I forgot.
For a cause copy-and-pasties (might be sad):
If you feel bad for the women think they had to have an abortion, copy and paste this.
If you are against abortion, copy and paste.
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. (-_-)
A Baby's Memoirs
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
One more heart that will never love
Repost this, let those hearts love.
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