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Joined 11-03-11, id: 3397660, Profile Updated: 07-06-12
Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Ninjago, Despicable Me, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Greek Mythology.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile and don't just ignore it, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

I walk, talk, eat, and sleep here on Earth, but I live my life in a completely different world.

My life on a daily basis

My friends: O.o She's finally lost it...

Me: You can't lose it if you've never had it!

My friends: XD True.

Hi!!! I'm StoriesAreMagic, but you can call me Sam. That's the abbreviation for my username. I read FanFiction for a while, and I finally decided to get an account. You want to know some stuff about me? Okay!

Real Name: *takes giant breath* Allie Soya Michelle Patty Fiona Mary Sue Anna Delilah Jayde Becca Ginkgo Cindy Katherine Olivia Mimi Kettpa Beth Gwendolyn Natalie Zoey Lulu Truss Cupid Garbonzo GreenDay LlamaLlama EmmaG Quarl Numnum Gracielle Isa Laretta O'Hara Ravensbane Matia Sydney Lucy Matilda Ruby Bonita Aailyah Haviland Flora Ima NotGoinTo Tellyou, the first.

Location: 1234 Rock Road, The-Dark-Side-Of-The-Moon, the Moon.

Age: 1000 Sun years.

I'm aiming to have the longest profile ever, so if you find a cool story, link to something awesome, or a nice copy-and-pastie, please PM it to me. Thanks! And I might end up with repeats of some things.

Updates and info:

11/22/11: Found sites to read HP books online. Sorcerer's Stone: http://www.freeopenbook.com/sorcerers-stone/pg_0001.htm. Chamber of secrets: http://www.freeopenbook.com/chamber-secrets/pg_0001.htm . All books (plus games, movies, links,etc):http://www.freeharrypotterbooks.com/.

11/22/11(again): Published my first story! Check it out, it's called Maximum Read. Because, there's literally only one or two Max-reads-books fictions out there.

12/5/11: Put on second chappy to MR. Tried to set up community but couldn't figure it out. Can anyone help me find the delete button?

12/21/11: MR third chapter.

1/7/12: MR fourth chapter!

1/10/12: Fifth chapter. No reading here!

2/2/12: Major profile updates. Yeah, yeah, I'm working on the next chapter.

2/11/12: *nervous laugh* Um, yeah. I took over a month to update? *face palm* Sixth chapter.

2/19/12: It only took just over a week to put up chapter 7.

Somewhere in between: Chapter eight.

3/17/12: Chapter number nine is up.

3/25: Chapter ten! Woo-hoo!

4/28: Chapter eleven.

5/13: Profile work.

6/3: I am offcially a zombie author. But, I have put up chapter 12!

Quotes:

It was a dark gift, and he wielded it happily. - Max Ride, about Gazzy; The angel experiment

“I can talk to fish!” Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us. – Maximum Ride, School's Out-Forever

“You were designed to be very smart, Max,” she told me. “We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.” “And yet I still can't program my DVD player,” I said. – Maximum Ride

“Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.”- Maximum Ride, Angel

“You're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you?" He blushed modestly. - Maximum Ride (duh)

Gazzy: "I want to do it too!" (sitting mtionless)
Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church."
Max:(muttering)"Appropriately enough"
Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still)
Max: "No, you're visible."
Iggy: "Am not!"
Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?"
Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you."
Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy)
Max: (throws another pinecone at him)
Iggy: "Quit throwing things at me!"
Max: "Glad you could join us."- Maximum Ride, The Final Warning

"You could lock Gazzy up in a room with nothing but a bowl full of Jell-o and some dental floss and he would still find some way to blow something up." - Maximum Ride

"Please, I begged silently, please do not let my last moments on earth be me crammed into a tiny boat in the dark, surrounded by mechanical singing pirates.
Yes, that
would be cruel, my Voice said snidely."- What do you know, it's another Maximum Ride quote

“...Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)” - Maximum Ride, Angel

“So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." - Maximum Ride, Max

"My name is seven five nine nine three nine ex dash one. Junior." -Maximum Ride

ter Borcht: "Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"
Nudge: "You mean, like, besides the wings?"
ter Borcht: "Yes. Besides de vings."
Nudge: "Hmm. Besides de vings. Um... I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!"
ter Borcht: "Hardly a special talent."
Nudge: "Yeah? Let's see you do it."
Gazzy: *imitating ter Borcht* "I vill now eat nine Snickers bars visout barfing."- Are you surprised that it's from Maximum Ride?

Max: Gazzy, i swear, if you've stolen a nuclear device...
Gazzy: Its not nuclear! - MR

“Fair is fair, Max. You have to help me out.”
“Fair isn’t fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because ‘fair is fair’? Try ‘I need you to help me so I won’t rip out your spine and beat you with it.’ I might respond to that, maybe.- Maybe Max'll respond, maybe

Nudge: You aren't dead.
Iggy (irritably): No. You aren't dead either. How about just 'hello'?"

Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can."

"Jeb: I wish I could explain what I'd give just to see you smile again.
Max (thinking): How about your head on a stick?"

"Maybe it's information the whitecoats never wanted anyone to figure out.' Fang said in the hollow Twilight Zone-y voice he used sometimes when things got unusually weird- as opposed to regular weird."

"Jeb: But I need to tell you something first.
Max (thinking): That you are the devil incarnate?" - I really need some non-MR quotes

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..." - Harry Potter, POA (yay, quotes on other topics!)

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!" - Harry Potter, OOTP

"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest. - Harry Potter

"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..." "Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically. - Harry Potter

"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.- Harry Potter

"There's no need to call me sir Professor."- HP

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."- HP

"You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?"- Harry Potter (I just realized how awesome HP is at comebacks)

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

It's a strange thing, but when you are dreading something, and would give anything to slow down time, it has a disobliging habit of speeding up. - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

There was no point in worrying yet... what would come, would come... and he would have to meet it when it did. - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the two ways, but Dumbledore knew - and so do I, thought Harry, with a rush of fierce pride, and so did my parents - that there was all the difference in the world. - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. -Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real? - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." - HP

You were born an original. Don't die a copy. - Murdoc Niccals, bassist of The Gorillaz

Anything in this room is edible, even I am edible, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism. Which is frowned upon in most societies. - Willy Wonka

They're only truly great who are truly good. - George Chapman

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. - Evelyn Waugh

The moment you cheat for the sake of beauty, you know you're an artist. - David Hockney

Miracles do not, in fact, break the laws of nature. - C. S. Lewis

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. - B. F. Skinner

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. - Benjamin Franklin

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. - Benjamin Franklin

I try to explain to people that you get the roles that are right when they're right. If you have a nerd character but you're kind of a cool guy, you're probably not going to get the nerd part. The nerd is going to get the nerd part. You know, someone like me. - Ed Helms

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. - Bill Cosby

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. - P. J. O'Rourke

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo Philips

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. - David Letterman

Copy-and-pasties:

If you love these copy and pastes, copy and paste.

If you've spent hours on end reading fanfictions, copy and paste.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about while you were saying it, copy and paste.

If you wanna be a Ninja, put this on your profile.

The awesome italicized poem beneath belongs to renjiluver44.

I promise to remember Harry Potter...

I promise to remember Colin Creevey the most hyper photographer ever and a true friend...

I promise to remember Dumbledore who was never afraid of death and loved his family...

I promise to remember Fred Weasley who will greet George in the after-life with the world's greatest joke and who went laughing like a true prankster...

I promise to remember Remus Lupin who was afraid to love but got there in the end...

I promise to remember Nymphadora Tonks who was always full of fun (Don't forget her awesome pink hair)...

I promise to remember Cedric Diggory who only wanted to make his father proud...

I promise to remember The Marauders who always managed to have fun (Mischief managed!)

I promise to remember Fabian and Gideon Prewett who fought like heros 'till the end...

I promise to remember Severus Snape who put his life on the line every day and who protected Harry for the love of his life...

I promise to remember Lily and James Potter who died to protect their only son...

I promise to remember Alice and Frank Longbottom who gave their health and sanity for the world's saftey...

And most importantly I promise to remember The Golden Trio and Dumbldore's Army who stood along side their friends no matter what and fought even more bravley than the Order of The Phoenix...

Oh yes, I promise to remember Harry Potter...

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

People are either signing up for Team Edward or Team Jacob. If you're signed up for Team I-Don't-Give-a-Darn-About-That-Mushy-Gunk-Known-Only-As-Twilight, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Lady Lilane, Meta Knight LOVER, metaknight4ever, Invisibool, BerriGurl, StarrKiwi, StoriesAreMagic

Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If part of you is completely calm and the other part wants you to stand on your head, cross your eyes, and sing theme songs, put this on your profile.

I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

The trouble with real life is that there's no background music.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I don't obsess. I just think intensely.

What you call insanity, I call INSPIRATION!!!

Roses are red, bacon is also red. Poetry is hard... BACON.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

Things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, stupid motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers with it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs'. Pretend they work.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

25. Holler, "Group hug!" and make it happen.

26. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

27. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

28. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

29. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

30. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

31. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

32. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

33. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

34. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

35. Swat at flies that don't exist.

36. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

37. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

38. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

39. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

40. Walk into the elevator and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

41. Take your shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

42. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style, is that your final answer?

43. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the elevator tutting.

44. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

45. Tell people that you can see their aura.

46. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

47. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

48. Press a button, step back and cross your fingers, eyes squeezed shut, mouthing "Please please please...". When the elevator starts moving raise your fists and scream "YES!" look around at the other passengers as if expecting them to share your excitement...

49. Have an argument with yourself.

50. Glare at someone till they notice, then point two fingers at your eyes, then point at them.

51. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

52. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

53. If anyone questions any of your actions, claim to be under the influence of dark magic.

54. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

55. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

56. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

57. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the elevator. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei.

58. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

59. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

60. Drum on every available surface.

61. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

62. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

63. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

64. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

65. Propose to the other passengers.

66. Challenge people to duels.

67. Sell girl scout cookies.

68. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

69. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

70. Shout "Food fight!"

71. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

72. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

73. Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!

74. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the elevator goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

75. Shave.

76. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "AHHH!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

77. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

78. Practice your kung fu.

79. Do yoga.

80. Play the accordion

81. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

82. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

83. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

84. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

85. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

Life is a Rollercoaster... and mine needs desperate repairs!

It's not Illegal if you dont get caught!

If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the Up button.

My friends are the type of people who spend all day trying to drown a fish.

Promise when we're old we'll have wheelchair races in the nursing home?

Only two things are eternal: The universe and Human Stupidity, and I'm not too sure about the universe.

If you try to fail at something and succeed, what have you done?

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, Where on earth is the ceiling?

A Sunday School teacher was explaining the Ten Commandments to a group of four and five year olds. After explaining 'Honor thy father and mother', the teacher asked if there were any commandments that explained how to treat siblings. Without missing a beat, one boy (the oldest of five siblings) replied 'Thou shalt not kill'.

If you've ever ran into a door you obviously could have avoided, copy and paste.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

That which doesn't kill you postpones the inevitable

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Hehe, surprised we lied about the cookies?

Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!

Welcome to the light side. Sorry, we ran out of pudding.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who've had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

If the opposite of Pro is Con then the opposite of Progress is Congress.

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?

( o_o) want a waffle?
( U #)

( o_o) um no thanks
( U U)

(O_o) TAKE THE WAFFLE OR DIE!!!
( U #)

(O_O) OH YEAH? HOW YOU GONNA KILL ME?
( U U )

(0_0) aaa ... : ok wait here let me get it out
( U #)

5 minutes later

...(O_o) TAKE THE WAFFLE OR DIE!!

(O_O) OK OK I EAT THE WAFFLE!!
( U U )

(AHHH!!FLOATING BUNNY HEAD!!WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!)

Disclaimer: no waffles were harmed in the making of this production

(O_O) NO WAY!! I HAVE A MOVIE?!
( U U )

umm...sure...

(O_O) YAY!! anyway want a lollipop?
( U U )

umm...(thinks back to the incident)...okay i'll take your lollipop

( -_- ) :D Im smiling...on the inside
( U U)

Mmm, good lollipop

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. BE EVIL!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Excuse me, I've lost my sanity. Would you be so kind as to help me look for it?

A word of advice. When a wise chicken speaks, listen.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

If you ever randomly hum old theme songs to childhood shows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was the prime suspect.

It's only funny until someone gets hurt- then it's hilarious!

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

I'm not "Anti-Bush" I'm "Pro-Intelligence"

There is no "I" in team. Unless you misspell it like so: Tiem. Also, rearranging the letters gives a 'me'.

If Tylenol, duct tape, or a band-aid can't fix it, you've got a serious problem.

People like you are the reason people like me hate people.

Good Friend VS Best Friend

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on your back and forces you to stay down while you both giggle hysterically.

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" as you get up and playfully chase them.

A good friend picks up your papers and binders in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up, then laughs even harder when you gently whack them on the head with a book.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run my fellow Freak, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue." and giggles when you blow into the tissue and toss it at them.

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd's butts that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

Crazy is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with your friends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. Crazy is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. Crazy is going on and on about fanfiction just because you can. Crazy is not knowing whether or not you're in love. Crazy is wishing you could create a portal to the cartoon world so that you could bring back a few- at least- to marry. Crazy is making scenarios on how an anime character would handle the situation you're in. Crazy is tripping your BFF in the hall then living in terror for days, waiting for them to get you back. Crazy is stalking the guy that broke up with your best friend and wanting to kill him. CRAZY is that sugary, carmely, starbucks frappichino that you begged you mom to buy you and you are regretting it now. Crazy is putting Cherry Pepsi in your Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and liking it! Crazy is loving a cartoon character and not regretting telling you friends who hate the show! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

I hope then when I die, people will say of me: "That girl owed me a lot of money"

The voices in my head may not be real, but they tell some good jokes!

"The Song That Never Ends"

This is the song that never ends,
yes it goes on and on, my friends.
Some people started singing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they'll just keep on singing it forever just because...

(repeat)

"The song that gets on everybody's nerves"

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
Everybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
And this is how it goes

(Repeat until you get on someone's nerves)

"The Cow Went Up the Hill"

The cow went up the hill. The cow went up the hill.
Second verse, same as the first, it never gets better, it only gets worse.

(repeat, substituting 'third', 'fourth', etc for 'second')

Copy these songs onto your profile and then put them to good use!

Warning, heavy sarcasm may be present

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

If all is not lost, where is it?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real/BB gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Haven't realized that there is no number 59
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were on a sugar-high when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

The sun will come out tomorrow...or else it will be really cold.

I can multitask: I can breath, talk, and annoy you at the same time.

Annoying the world one person at a time.

Everybody is weird-some of us are just better at showing it.

Don't disturb me; I'm disturbed enough already.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'Happy birthday to me!'

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

You know perfectly well what the rules are and you've erased them all and written up new ones.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

BLONDE LOGIC

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!

March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!

June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost butterfly stroke swimming competition, my butterfly drowned. Why did everyone else cheat?

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it??

October - Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.

Your power is but an illusion of your own perception...and I exist as the instrument of its destruction.

Crazy is a relative term in my family.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what your up to.

Everyone has a photographic memory, Some just don't have film.

The early worm might get the worm, but the second mouse ALWAYS gets the cheese.

I intend to live forever...so far, so good.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If you die, I'LL KILL YOU!

I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want too!

If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

She's my little sister. If you hurt her... My dad has a shot gun and I know where it is and how to use it!

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, Rainpool's Loyalty, TsubasaSyaoforever, Tomi Lang, Anne-Julie Roosevelt, HarvestMoonFan4ever, Shimmerleaf, EvilGiggle13, Skitsophraniac, swingdancer23, HarvestMoonGal, HOWDAREYOUSTEALMYCOOKIE, SpazzyBunny, StoriesAreMagic

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, MysticKatt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, MewCuxie12, Rainpool's Loyalty, TsubasaSyaoforever, Tomi Lang, Anne-Julie Roosevelt, HarvestMoonFan4ever, Shimmerleaf, EvilGiggles13, Skitsophraniac, swingdancer23, HarvestMoonGal, HOWDAREYOUSTEALMYCOOKIE, SpazzyBunny, StoriesAreMagic

If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile

If you are that person who, after they post a story, check their stats minute after minute and shout for joy when you get ONE review... copy and paste this on your profile!

If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile

If you spend lots time copying things into your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is evil and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't (or if you do), read the following list of proofs.

40 Things That Highschool Musical Has Taught Us

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.

2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.

3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.

4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.

5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.

6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.

7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.

8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Who cares about the school board.

9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!

10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.

11. Lakes are the equivalent of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!

12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!

13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.

14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation

15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a $7,000 fridge.

18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what?'.

21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.

23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber'

26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...

27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28. Iced tea from England is blue

29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. ..

30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way

31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.

32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.

33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.

34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.

38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills

39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely.

40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course.

Now what do you think?

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile (or a Facebook)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

The human race is doomed. Why? Take a look:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( I'll be asleep then so I can't use it).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh. You lose!!!)

On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And why do you bother to ask?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time? But the real question is: whose body)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere? I want to hear the customer complaint that lead to this)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me books!"

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let everyone wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!

1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door

4 (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks

6 (x) You have ran into a tree
7 ()It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow
9 () You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 () You just tried to sing them
11 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 (x) You have choked on your own spit
13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it

16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 () A LOT of People have called you slow

18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 () You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling

21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class (and I'm a nerd *blushes*)

22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 () You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 (x) You have eaten a bug
28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

31 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...

32 (x) You break a lot of things

33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you

34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.

37 () The word 'like' is used many times a day

38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say

39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
40 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!

He who laughs last didn't get it.

The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

Adults are just kids with money.

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Stupidity kills, unfortunately not fast enough.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile!

If you can visualize something so well that you can literally see every blade of grass or strand of hair and can almost feel the sun shining on your head and the wind blowing gently through your hair, copy and paste this into your profile.

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

It's mind over matter I don't mind cause you don't matter.

Just 'cause I'm standin' here doesn't mean I'm listening

Curiosity killed the cat, but fullfilment brought it back

A wise man once said, "go ask a woman"

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who is drinking my water!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself. (yep)
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) (yep)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’) (definitely)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’ (so true)
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine. (yep)
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. (yep)
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (see last question, I rarely e-mail)
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. (on the rare occasions I reply to e-mails)
-If you tend to collect the pens/pencils people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground. (yeah, I have about twenty at any given time)
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. (YES)
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. (they are almost gone)
-If people think you might have A.D.D. (a couple people)
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. (sometimes)
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. (uh, yeah)
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. (always)
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. (they gave that up a loooong time ago)
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101 (no

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with

I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself on the ground and miss

The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog

Working hard never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I'm the author of my own life, and unfourtunately I'm writing in pen

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

When life rains on your parade, bring out the slip'n'slide

I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid

You never know how strong you are...until being strong is the only choice you have

There is no road to happiness...happiness is the road

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

4.You are now laughing at your own stupidity

5. You will put this on your profile

6. You still have a stupid smile on your face

It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue with yourself and lose.

"I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!"

Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Harryismyheroicsavior, Hermione'sBFF454, Lilly Rae, daisyduke80,viva9626, CayennePeppr, OrangeSugar, StoriesAreMagic

Hey, hey, hey: I forgot.

For a cause copy-and-pasties (might be sad):

If you feel bad for the women think they had to have an abortion, copy and paste this.

If you are against abortion, copy and paste.

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten from the ground that aren't quite as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality,they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to
climb all the way to the top of the tree.

True Story

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. (-_-)

A Baby's Memoirs

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

One more heart that will never love

Repost this, let those hearts love.

Please read-true story (not me)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now.
I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God.
Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet.
I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing.
He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.'
I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it.
There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll,
so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much.
But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago,
which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state.
The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.
The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

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Phineas and Ferb: Take Two! by AnimationNut reviews
Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes of Phineas and Ferb? Well, now you can find out. And believe me, some weird and crazy stuff goes on with that crew. Now up, moments from: Bee Story
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 60,298 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Phineas, Ferb
Camaraderie by Totally Kowalski reviews
The start of a grand adventure of love, loss, betrayal and friendship. Rating for later chapters.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 174,069 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 1/5/2012
NfaN, Book 5: Shadowland by KairiVenomus reviews
After Kaos the Deadly was defeated, peace was once again given back to Ninjago- but it is not completely safe in a world where a sinister Lloyd is tainted by Devourer's venom. Five years later when Zane has a prophetic dream telling of a cure for his darkness, the ninja must collect all the long-lost ingredients before the full moon rises to save their friend. Will they succeed?
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 84 - Words: 394,431 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Cole, Kai, Lloyd G., Zane
In the End by KairiVenomus reviews
A sneak preview at the last book in the "Nightmares for a Ninja" series, "Eternal Finale." The end is near...but is Lloyd ready to fight to the death?
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8 - Cole, Kai, Lloyd G., Zane - Complete
A Model Agent by Wakkowarnerlover reviews
When Doofenshmirtz enters the Danville Fashion Design Competition, Perry suspects he is up to no good and disguises himself as a female model to figure out and sabotage his plan.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,094 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Always Wander by firedancerforever reviews
SEASON 3 SPOILER ALERT! After Zane's death, Kai is restless and finds that Jay has hit rock bottom. tw: anorexia, self harm
Ninjago - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,681 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Cole, Kai, Jay, Nya - Complete
Hey Brother by SoulLikeABird reviews
"Oh, if the sky comes falling down for you, there's nothing in this world I wouldn't do." Just moments between brothers.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Mako, Bolin
The Legend of Tui and La by Kuno12 reviews
Having no other solution, they manifested themselves into human beings that would eternally reincarnate in the hopes that they would find each other and fall in love again and again until the end of time.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Jinora, Kai] - Complete
The Silent Song by Eirian Erisdar reviews
When Qui-Gon Jinn is told to take a new padawan, the Force pushes him towards a certain initiate - but when Qui-Gon is told that Obi-Wan cannot speak, he hesitates. Shall their silent partnership fail or bloom? And all the while, Palpatine moves in the shadows... Angst, fluff, adventure, humour. AU Jedi Apprentice era. Featuring Mace Windu, Dooku, Tahl, Kit Fisto, and others!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,092 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Count Dooku, M. Windu
Notes by KP02 reviews
In which there are Post-it notes and a wall. Also small robots, purple hair, and a snarky Tony. Interested yet? Chapter 6: Introducing Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012
By Blood or Bond by AJedistuckintheMatrix reviews
Lin's always had a huge family. Some were family because they shared blood, some were family because they shared a bond. Recently, she's had to add several members to that list...whether she likes it or not.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Mako, Bolin, Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
r a d i o s i l e n c e by Woodswolf reviews
He hadn't even told the others, those currently waiting for news back home, listening to s t a t i c and r a d i o s i l e n c e. Major spoilers for Episode 33.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Nya, Zane, Dr. Julien, P.I.X.A.L. - Complete
Myrtleberries by ShinyShiny9 reviews
The good news? Mortal combat for the future of Ninjago is over. The bad news? Getting along from day to day may not be that much easier . . . One-shot, father-son fluff, takes place during the "few days" between episodes 28 and 29.
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Lord G., Lloyd G. - Complete
How Gullible Can You Get? by edwardsoneandonlylove reviews
Hermione's two best friends have been overly annoying, and keep asking her the same question every day. She decides to play a little trick on the two and see how thick they can be. *Full Summary in Chapter 1*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,005 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Faded Memories by fulloffandoms reviews
The ninja have lost their memories for their own protection and they wind up as normal students, but their past is not one that is easily forgotten. "Okay, so we're stuck in a dark high school with a bunch of snake-people. Does this sound like a bad horror movie to anyone else?"
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Lloyd G., Sensei Wu, Skales, Zane
NfaN, Book 4: Of Yin and Yang by KairiVenomus reviews
Ever since the damning Shadow Dancer, Eloquim, was defeated by Kai, peace seems to have finally struck Ninjago once more.All seems well- except the fact that everywhere, wormholes keep appearing and destroying entire towns. The strange phenomena seems to have a pattern; a star-shaped pattern, that is. Will Lloyd and Kai be able to stop it?Or will everything disappear forever?
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 87 - Words: 379,027 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Kai, Lloyd G., Sensei Wu - Complete
Harry Potter, Fifth Year Headmaster by flch1cks123 reviews
Before Fudge could make Umbridge the Headmistress during Harry's fifth year, the school woke up and activated the Founder's Charter. Now Harry is the Headmaster of a school that he hasn't even graduated from! What in Merlin's name is he going to do now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,733 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 2,928 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P.
On the Elements by ughIcantthinkofausername reviews
Sensei Wu ruminates over the various elemental powers, and what they mean for each ninja. An in-depth look at a few character traits that I feel are often overlooked. Compliments and constructive criticism are appreciated, please review. Enjoy!
Ninjago - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Cole, Kai, Jay, Zane - Complete
Hetalia 911 by Dreampainter97 reviews
"You know where you were." A statement uttered throughout the country of America, regarding the memories of the tragic event that occurred on that one fateful September morning. Everyone knows where they were when they learned about the attack on the World Trade Center in NYC. But where was America? Rated T for violence and gore. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/16/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
Flower Crown by Depressed Chibi reviews
It was the first time Zane had seen spring.
Ninjago - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Zane, Dr. Julien - Complete
Tea and Tribulations by soupcan reviews
Aang never thought about the people who died in the Siege of the North. Zuko never realized that the Avatar was also a child. Iroh has to reconcile the two.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Zuko, Iroh, Aang - Complete
Their Dad by rightforlife reviews
If it was one thing that united the Avengers, it was their crappy childhoods. So of course they all decided that Bruce Banner of all people was the best man fit to take the position of DAD. Not that Bruce had any say in this at all... No pairings, No slash, family/team fic, FLUFF.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Rule One of Science Club by Nienna Nir reviews
Darcy Lewis had known from her first day that Dr. Jane Foster was going places and that those places were probably going to be exciting and potentially well paying. And she'd promised herself that she wouldn't let her total lack of understanding of particle physics stand in her way of a good thing. She just never planned for it to lead her to the middle of New York.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
DAWN of the NINDROIDS by KairiVenomus reviews
This is the story of my human life, from beginning to end, and then a new beginning again when I am recreated into a mechanical masterpiece. There's gears, new friends, bitter obstacles—and even a little danger. My name is Zane. I am the first of the Nindroids, the first of the Clockwork Army to ever be created. And I swear on my life that I will be the last. (HIATUS til 2014)
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,279 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Zane
Jay Walker, Nindroid of Lightning by Wafflegirl0304 reviews
**AU** Jay never really could remember his childhood. He never thought much of it anyway, it wasn't like any of the guys ever talked about it. He'd thought he was just an average guy, just that dorky ninja who talked too much. He thought wrong.
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Jay
First Encounters by Jennarei reviews
It wasn't like the ninja knew their elemental powers, Sensei Wu, or each other for that matter! Along the way there had to be some sort of first meeting or encounter, if you will. This is a compilation of those encounters, and of course, all of the wonderful first impressions XD
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013
(Veggie) Food for Thought by bequirk reviews
Identity hinges on circumstance. Or, How Bruce Banner came to be a vegetarian, from childhood onwards.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Little Prince by Magiccatprincess reviews
Little Prince, because that seems like the appropriate title for the son of the bandit king and the queen of the Tooth faries. Everything seemed perfect for the unusual family. That is until Jack st. North drowns and the Guardians withdraw no longer willing to interact children after their loss. Years later MiM asigns Jack Frost as a Guardian who has no memory of his life before
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,836 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
Littlest Keeten by Just 2 Dream of You reviews
One-shot: It's Agnes' first day of school but she doesn't wanna go...Can Gru convince her? Famfluff
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Agnes, Edith, Gru, Margo - Complete
Fallen, Lost, and Alone by Monday1113 reviews
He sacrificed himself for the team, he said he would always be alive in our hearts and memories, so why was it so hard to let go?
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,527 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Zane - Complete
Harmonies by Empress Empoleon reviews
Can you hear the music? / Luna's dancing to an entirely different melody, and Neville's the first to hear it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Ninjago Gen 2 by NindroidElphabaHaddockTheThird reviews
ONE SHOT: The ninja are back... Or are they? After 25 years, Zane's the only one in fighting condition. This story takes place on the first night with the new team together. However, Zane learns that the new recruits may not be who he thought they were.
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Zane
NfaN, Book 3: THE KINGDOM OF DEATH by KairiVenomus reviews
Two weeks have passed since Lloyd disappeared from the Temple of Forgotten Warriors, & without the Green Ninja, Ninjago is slowly falling apart. Havoc is wreaked in Ninjago City,forcing the other ninja to pause their search for their friend to try & undo the hell released onto their homeland. Eloquim ignites the Great Battle, forcing the Ninja to fear: Will they find Lloyd in time?
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 133,028 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Cole, Kai, Lloyd G., Zane - Complete
The Walker Boys by CayaKat reviews
Jason is just your typical sophmore with your typical expectations of life. But what happens when you throw him in with an electrocution accident and an alternate reality full of ninjas? A lot more than typical, that much is certain. ((Rated T for more some more freedom to write.))
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Jay
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Erased by ughIcantthinkofausername reviews
It's happened before, and when the Serpentine find out, they're more than happy to take advantage . . . find out what happens when our favorite nindroid is Erased. Rated for some blood later on. Takes place before "The Last Voyage," keep that in mind. (Oh BTW - I don't own Ninjago, no matter how much I want to.) FINALLY UPDATED!
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Zane
NfaN, Book 2: THE AUTUMN OF TWILIGHT by KairiVenomus reviews
Since Kai has joined the Shadow Dancers in the race to possess the all powerful Shadow Key, the remaining ninja must overcome the horrific obstacles Kai has placed in order to slow them down. The clock ticks down as the Great Battle nears, & Lloyd is faced with an inquest: Will he be able to slay his own brother in order to save the world?
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,025 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Kai, Lloyd G. - Complete
Snow Angel by KarToon12 reviews
One shot: All Jamie's mom ever prayed for was for him to be happy and protected. So when she finds her prayer answered in the unlikeliest way, her very beliefs will be put to the ultimate test.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,309 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Tinkerella by Pebble900 reviews
When Nya's father dies, leaving her an orphan in the care of her evil step mother Misako, she is left with no friends other then Cole, the cook, Lloyd the butler, and Zane, an invention of her and her father. But when Prince Jay holds a science fair rather than a traditional ball, she'll need all the help she can get from her godbrother, Kai.
Ninjago - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,735 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Nya, Jay - Complete
The Anti-Entropy by Evenmoor reviews
Director Fury's had a really bad day. Manhattan is in shambles, the helicarrier is a wreck and his best agent is dead. He's in no mood to be bothered by the multiverse's most annoying omnipotent being. Again. And Q can only make this day worse. Right?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Q, Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Revived by Zane-Ice-Fairy reviews
Book Two in the Powers of the Gods series. The ninja get someone back-but is it forever-and is he the same? Also, some teenage goddesses get involved, with romance, and arranged M-WORDS!
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012
NfaN, Book 1: Shadow Dancer by KairiVenomus reviews
After the Overlord is defeated, the ninja must make future plans as their journey comes to a close. But when Zane claims to have forseen a Greater Evil planning their demise & near death events begin to take place aboard the Bounty, it's up to Lloyd & Kai when their brothers are forced into a deadly dance with the Shadow Dancer.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,322 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Complete
Shortest Avengers Fanfic EVER Written by BigTimeHiddlestoner reviews
Just read it.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2013
Teachers' Day by mysterygirl159 reviews
Teacher's Day in the Avatar-verse. The Gaang separates to see their masters. One-shot!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Aang, Gyatso - Complete
Ninjago Thanksgiving by Cassy The Cat reviews
So I notice no one has posted a Thanksgiving story about Ninjago. (That I've seen). In this the Ninja gather for a meal with the parents. (Some of story based off of some leeked information about episode 26!) (Don't want it to be revealed don't read it!) R&R
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Complete
Maximum Ride All Over Again by Jezabel Raewin reviews
What happens when a box of books show's up for the flock to read? Get through the first chapters and you'll love it. I promise. Note: FANG never happened. Rated T since I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 145,704 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Max, Ella - Complete
This Moment in Time by Spark Writer reviews
Just a friendship one-shot bouncing around my brain. Enjoy!
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Reynie M., Constance C. - Complete
Republic City Lore by AtomicPsychology reviews
What if the Hundred Year War never happened? What if Avatar Roku lived another hundred years? What if the Air Nomads were never wiped out? Find out in this AU where the entire cast of A:TLA lived in Republic City...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,609 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Aang, Katara
More Than a Love by RageRunsStill reviews
Am I the only one who finds it funny that everybody just automatically assumes Doris has never given me the time of day, and that's why I chase her? Because that's not how it happened at all.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Kowalski - Complete
Imagination by Woodswolf reviews
Nothing was real. It was all her imagination.
Dora the Explorer - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Complete
Captured! by Zane-Ice-Fairy reviews
Zane is captured by the Serpentine-but is it random, or do they have a plan for our favorite white ninja? First fanfic-MERCY!
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Complete
Switched: Ninjago style! by Ayuki Karpy reviews
What happens when you get four fighting ninjas and goddesses who has body-swapping spells? Add the Serpertine and the ninjas are in for a looooooooooooooong day.
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,389 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Complete
Revenge Of The Green Bomb by Carrot-Bunny reviews
The Avatar may think he is safe now that he has defeated the Fire Lord, but he is not. Someone is out to get him, and his attack will be deadly. Will the revenge of the Green Bomb be the end of the last Airbender? R/R.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Cabbage Merchant, Aang - Complete
The Despicable Gru Family by SlytherinDearie reviews
A handful of drabbly vignettes about life after adoption. Titles: Changes, Grandma, The Life of Kyle, Presents, and Gru's Worst Nightmare.
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
I Know Why the Caged Bird Needs Company by Mighty ANT reviews
"My apologies..for harming your skull with 2.5 pounds of fish and wooden cutlery, Marlene." Oneshot -Set after "I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane"- Mild, one-sided Marski
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Kowalski, Marlene - Complete
You Owe Me Twenty Galleons by TheDeathlyHallows-123 reviews
New Year's Eve, December 1999, George Weasley is setting off his annual fireworks when Harry asks Ginny the big question! Of course with brothers like Ginny's, nothing can ever run smoothly for Harry. Pairings: HP/GiW RW/HG AJ/GeW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/19/2012 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] Ron W., George W. - Complete
Double Lives by Sogo reviews
"Is anyone else here leading a bizzare double life? Put your hand down, Ferb."
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Ferb - Complete
Family Prayers by samuraistar reviews
One-shot, shortly after the first movie. Gru learns that the family that prays together stays together.
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
The Boy In The Battlefield by TheBlueWolf888 reviews
Beings from Kowalski's past come back inform him of a massive world domination plot. Now it's up to him, the other penguins and Team Alpha to stop Team Omega's scheme. Rated for depth, sorta. Not a slash.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Kowalski, Skipper - Complete
When The Groove Makes Ya Move by TheBlueWolf888 reviews
It started out with a discovery and ended with a great, big dance party. Not a slash.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Kowalski, Private - Complete
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Greek Angels by EmpressOfSarcasm reviews
*POST-TLO AND POST-MAX!* What if the flock was the seven half-bloods from Rachel's prophecy? Who are their godly parents? Is this how Max will save the world? Read to find out all these questions and more! Fax Percabeth Eggy
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,384 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Max, Percy J.
One Step Forward, Two Steps Back by littlebirdy05 reviews
The zoo get's some newcomers, and things really change. A selfless Julien? Matchmaking? Party animal penguins? Meanwhile, with the past catching up to the penguins, things are about to take a deadly turn. On the bright side, we meet Manfredi & Johnson. XD
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 35,404 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Sweet Villainy by Amatara reviews
Gru considers quitting his job as a villain. Fortunately Margo, Edith and Agnes are there to help shift his perspective.
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Margo, Gru - Complete
Injustice by GrandOldPenguin reviews
When the penguins learn that a female penguin at the Bronx Zoo plans to crush her egg, the team takes action across the city to save the life of the unborn chick. Note: This story promotes a pro-life message.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Complete
A New Found Enemy by Wolfborg007 reviews
After seeing what a disaster dating can be, Gru vows to protect the girls from his biggest enemy yet... teenage boys. However, when a local boy comes knocking on his door, claiming to be in love with Margo, Gru realizes that he might have met his match.
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Gru, Margo - Complete
Silk and Honey by FourthIsland reviews
Mary-Sue, the half veela, animagus, golden hearted girl is the reason we live.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2010 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
One Hundred Days of Drabbles: Double Time! by GrandOldPenguin reviews
Each day from February 1 until May 11, 2010, I wrote a 200-word "double-drabble" story based on "The Penguins of Madagascar." Please see the note atop the first chapter for the rules which I followed on this project.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,024 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
One Hundred Days of Drabbles by GrandOldPenguin reviews
From September 7 until December 15, 2009, I wrote a 100-word drabble about "The Penguins of Madagascar" each and every day. Please refer to the note at the top of the first chapter for the rules I followed throughout the process.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,702 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10595 - Favs: 5,898 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Father's Day by ponytail30527 reviews
It's Father's Day at Central Park Zoo, but things go from bad to worse when secrets are revealed and Dr. Blowhole enters the situation! Rated T for violence. Completed!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,675 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Complete
The Rescue Program by ponytail30527 reviews
A new rescue program drops off new animals. The twist? They're babies! Some Skilene. Completed!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
No Line on the Horizon by Shtuff reviews
AU. One-shot. It’s the middle of May when Dean shows up at his door at six a.m. with a huge smile on his face, and Sam knows something is wrong.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Spirit by pacphys reviews
When Donatello died at age three he spent 14 years with his family as a Spirit. Now he has been granted another shot at life by the Powers That Be.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,171 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Better This Way by The Sylver Lining reviews
George returns to Weasly's Wizard Wheezes, and encounters painful memories, damages, isolation, but ultimately someone ghostly and very pleased to see him. Bittersweet, but more sweet than bitter in the end. Gred and Forge reunited? It's better this way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 6,197 - Follows: 389 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Weird by Sierra Sitruc reviews
You're so weird." Luna couldn't help but feel flattered. And as we all know how flattery is, you always want more. NevilleLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
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Crush it Cole reviews
When Cole, a character from the arcade game 'Fix it Jay Junior', tires of being the villain, he'll go on an epic journey through game worlds. With the unexpected help of four other characters, he's out to prove that even if he's the 'bad guy', doesn't mean he's a bad guy. Wreck it Ralph AU! Full summary inside. Had to turn the cover image on its side to get the full view.
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,301 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Cole
Love and yogurt reviews
Eros didn't like his job as god of love. He didn't even know how to love! That is, until he took a trip to the mortal world and experienced something new. (A rather cracky one-shot I wrote for a Language Arts assignment.)
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Eros, Aphrodite, OC - Complete
Together forever reviews
Tokka week 2013, in the form of dialogue drabbles less than 300 words long (not including ANs).
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Number 147 reviews
Gru isn't quite sure about this... Luckily for him, his daughters are there to help.
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Gru, Lucy W., Margo, Edith - Complete
Maximum Read reviews
Max and company have saved the world, but the world doesn't know much about it. Two girls and a box of books show up. They'll read about the flock's adventures for all the world to see. COMPLETE AU Because of Nevermore, which is eternally awesome. I laughed, cried, cried some more, and lived and loved the ending. DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,667 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Max, Fang
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