Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Ninjago, Despicable Me, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Greek Mythology.
If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile and don't just ignore it, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’
I walk, talk, eat, and sleep here on Earth, but I live my life in a completely different world.
My life on a daily basis
My friends: O.o She's finally lost it...
Me: You can't lose it if you've never had it!
My friends: XD True.
Hi!!! I'm StoriesAreMagic, but you can call me Sam. That's the abbreviation for my username. I read FanFiction for a while, and I finally decided to get an account. You want to know some stuff about me? Okay!
Real Name: *takes giant breath* Allie Soya Michelle Patty Fiona Mary Sue Anna Delilah Jayde Becca Ginkgo Cindy Katherine Olivia Mimi Kettpa Beth Gwendolyn Natalie Zoey Lulu Truss Cupid Garbonzo GreenDay LlamaLlama EmmaG Quarl Numnum Gracielle Isa Laretta O'Hara Ravensbane Matia Sydney Lucy Matilda Ruby Bonita Aailyah Haviland Flora Ima NotGoinTo Tellyou, the first.
Location: 1234 Rock Road, The-Dark-Side-Of-The-Moon, the Moon.
Age: 1000 Sun years.
“You were designed to be very smart, Max,” she told me. “We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.” “And yet I still can't program my DVD player,” I said. – Maximum Ride
“Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.”- Maximum Ride, Angel
“You're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you?" He blushed modestly. - Maximum Ride (duh)
Gazzy: "I want to do it too!" (sitting mtionless)
“...Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)” - Maximum Ride, Angel
“So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." - Maximum Ride, Max
ter Borcht: "Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"
Max: Gazzy, i swear, if you've stolen a nuclear device...
“Fair is fair, Max. You have to help me out.”
Nudge: You aren't dead.
"Maybe it's information the whitecoats never wanted anyone to figure out.' Fang said in the hollow Twilight Zone-y voice he used sometimes when things got unusually weird- as opposed to regular weird."
"Jeb: But I need to tell you something first.
"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..." - Harry Potter, POA (yay, quotes on other topics!)
"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!" - Harry Potter, OOTP
"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?"
"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..." "Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically. - Harry Potter
"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"There's no need to call me sir Professor."- HP
"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."- HP
It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
It's a strange thing, but when you are dreading something, and would give anything to slow down time, it has a disobliging habit of speeding up. - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
There was no point in worrying yet... what would come, would come... and he would have to meet it when it did. - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the two ways, but Dumbledore knew - and so do I, thought Harry, with a rush of fierce pride, and so did my parents - that there was all the difference in the world. - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. -Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real? - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." - HP
You were born an original. Don't die a copy. - Murdoc Niccals, bassist of The Gorillaz
Anything in this room is edible, even I am edible, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism. Which is frowned upon in most societies. - Willy Wonka
They're only truly great who are truly good. - George Chapman
The moment you cheat for the sake of beauty, you know you're an artist. - David Hockney
Miracles do not, in fact, break the laws of nature. - C. S. Lewis
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. - Benjamin Franklin
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. - Benjamin Franklin
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. - Bill Cosby
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. - P. J. O'Rourke
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo Philips
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. - David Letterman
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If you've spent hours on end reading fanfictions, copy and paste.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about while you were saying it, copy and paste.
The awesome italicized poem beneath belongs to renjiluver44.
I promise to remember Harry Potter...
I promise to remember Colin Creevey the most hyper photographer ever and a true friend...
I promise to remember Dumbledore who was never afraid of death and loved his family...
I promise to remember Fred Weasley who will greet George in the after-life with the world's greatest joke and who went laughing like a true prankster...
I promise to remember Remus Lupin who was afraid to love but got there in the end...
I promise to remember Nymphadora Tonks who was always full of fun (Don't forget her awesome pink hair)...
I promise to remember Cedric Diggory who only wanted to make his father proud...
I promise to remember The Marauders who always managed to have fun (Mischief managed!)
I promise to remember Fabian and Gideon Prewett who fought like heros 'till the end...
I promise to remember Severus Snape who put his life on the line every day and who protected Harry for the love of his life...
I promise to remember Lily and James Potter who died to protect their only son...
I promise to remember Alice and Frank Longbottom who gave their health and sanity for the world's saftey...
And most importantly I promise to remember The Golden Trio and Dumbldore's Army who stood along side their friends no matter what and fought even more bravley than the Order of The Phoenix...
Oh yes, I promise to remember Harry Potter...
The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
The trouble with real life is that there's no background music.
What you call insanity, I call INSPIRATION!!!
Roses are red, bacon is also red. Poetry is hard... BACON.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
Promise when we're old we'll have wheelchair races in the nursing home?
If you try to fail at something and succeed, what have you done?
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, Where on earth is the ceiling?
A Sunday School teacher was explaining the Ten Commandments to a group of four and five year olds. After explaining 'Honor thy father and mother', the teacher asked if there were any commandments that explained how to treat siblings. Without missing a beat, one boy (the oldest of five siblings) replied 'Thou shalt not kill'.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
What you call dog with no legs?
That which doesn't kill you postpones the inevitable
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Hehe, surprised we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!
Welcome to the light side. Sorry, we ran out of pudding.
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
If the opposite of Pro is Con then the opposite of Progress is Congress.
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Excuse me, I've lost my sanity. Would you be so kind as to help me look for it?
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
There is no "I" in team. Unless you misspell it like so: Tiem. Also, rearranging the letters gives a 'me'.
If Tylenol, duct tape, or a band-aid can't fix it, you've got a serious problem.
People like you are the reason people like me hate people.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
The sun will come out tomorrow, or else it will be really cold.
I can multitask. I can breath, talk, and annoy you at the same time.
Everybody is weird, some of us are just better at showing it.
Don't disturb me; I'm disturbed enough already.
Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.
You know perfectly well what the rules are and you've erased them all and written up new ones.
If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.
Crazy is a relative term in my family.
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some of us just don't have film.
The early worm might get the worm, but the second mouse ALWAYS gets the cheese.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you are that person who, after they post a story, check their stats minute after minute and shout for joy when you get ONE review... Copy and paste this on your profile!
If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is loser cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me books!"
When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let everyone wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
Be insane... Because well behaved girls never made history.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.
They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Curiosity killed the cat, but fullfilment brought it back.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up.
I'm the author of my own life, and unfourtunately I'm writing in pen.
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots after reading this will try it
3. The first truth is a lie.
4.You are now laughing at your own stupidity
5. You will put this on your profile
6. You still have a stupid smile on your face
It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue with yourself and lose.
"I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!"
Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?
Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?
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Hey, hey, hey: I forgot.
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great .He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
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