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Joined 11-03-11, id: 3398027, Profile Updated: 03-10-14
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

03/2014: Oh wow, its been a long time. I'm not sure who will read this now, after years of being inactive. It seems like, at this point, I won't be writing fanfiction anymore. I think that's kind of obvious. School is really tough now, I just don't have the time anymore. I kind of wish I can update, but I just lost inspiration. Fanfictions are hard to write, it is easier for me to write my own original stories. So yeah, the chance I will ever update my stories is really, really, really, really slim.

Name: My name is... Well, I'm not going to tell you.

Gender: Male or Female. Take a guess, and you ave a fifty percent chance on being right. But please, don't call me a male... Well, I think I made it obvious now.

Religion: Well... I prefer to keep that to myself and those I actually know, If you read my entire profile, the answer to this is obvious

Age: Why do you care? It some number, keeps on changing each year

Favorite Animals: Not into animals

Favorite Subjects: Math and Science i guess

Subjects I Dislike: Gym, defiantly. History, maybe, and some times, surprisingly, English. I just don't like the books we read or the writing prompts. Also, I have lost most of my creativity.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, spending time with family and friends

Favorite T.V Show: TV? Um... Hmmm been a while... last time the TV was on, i was the news,... not that I realy care about news/

Favorite Authors: Rick Riordan, J. K. Rowling, and a bunch of other I dont remember at the moment.

Favorite Stories: Ummm... Basically any book I read... I don't really feel like wasting time listing them all.

Favorite Genres : Mystery, Adventure, Fantasy, basically anything but Romance and Classics.

Series I've read: Sisters Grimm, (I don't remember reading this, I looked at my profile after many years of not doing so, and saw it. I wondered what in the world is "Sisters Grimm?) Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, Kane Chronicles, The Hunger Games, Ramona and Beezus (not all), Artemis Fowl (most of it), Ranger's Apprentice, (some of it), Divergent, The Mortal Instrament, The Maze Runner (the first book only, so I guess that does not really count.) and probably some more

I think I spend too much time reading books... It is basically all I do... besides schoolwork that is...

I am also well known for my spelling errors. So if you see any spelling errors it is expected . I try to fix it with spell check, but sometimes it dose not catch it. Also this screen I have is messed up, so i cannot see the words some times. Please PM me if you find any mistakes...


I am also trying to write my own novels, but the work is going by slowly. I hope it works our fine. I am determent not to lose interest in it like I normally do. If any one of you are interested in reading it, I have finished the first chapter completely, and you can PM me for it.


Note: Just because I am always doing my school work DOSE NOT mean that I am a workaholic. In fact, I ABSOLUTELY HATE DOING WORK. I just do it because... um... well I am not so sure... Just because it seemed to be common sense to do it... Just had to make that clear, because Someone I knew kept on calling me a workaholic few years ago...


I have many ideas for stories, but face writers block really often. I am writing a bunch of my own stories including my own stories. Also, schoolwork is my priority. So, if you are a fan of my story, expect really slow updates... NOTE: My stories are probably going to be discontinued.


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If you like chocolate as much as i do, c&p.

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If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?


15 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things


Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the pass

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug," then enforce it


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and only date other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black too. I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN (kind of), so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I know about MURDERS, so I MUST be obsessed with dead people.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I'm ASLANIC, so I MUST be a freak. I'm a LONER so I MUST have no social skills.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

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Ginny Reads Harry Potter Books by justWritingAT reviews
This is my take of Ginny reading the Harry Potter books. This is going to be AU as things are slowly going to change, hopefully for the better. Please note that most of the text in bold and the characters are the sole copyright of J.wling. Update: I am updating the reading chapters so that there is no direct quote...just snippets as my story was threatened.
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Our beloved characters from harry potter and percy jackson meeting online? All the classic couples. rated T because i feel like it. The format is no longer allowed on fanfiction, I may continue it elsewhere.
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Feuding Worlds by RomanGreekDemi reviews
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Harry Potter watches Potter Puppet Pals by IceBreaker14 reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione accidently stumble across Potter Puppet Pals while searching up "Harry Potter". What happens?
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Different by Defying.Expectations reviews
A peek into the life of a Muslim girl at Hogwarts.
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The Confusion of Liz and Bella reviews
A girl gets attacked, hit with a memory charm and stunned. When she wakes up, she doesn't know anything, not even her own family. The people in London call her a 'witch.' Plus, some students that come from 'Hogwarts' are acting odd. What to do?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 11/8/2011 - OC - Complete
Hogwarts is Held Captive
It's Zephyrine's second year of Hogwarts. Her life seems perfect. Then Hogwarts is taken captive by the last people anyone would expect. Will Zephyrine ever live to see the Hogwarts she once knew? Or will she be saying there for the rest of her life?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 960 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 3/14/2012 - OC - Complete