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Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, and Chuck.

Right well, after an abortive attempt at doing a long multichapter story (see Potter's Palace of Pleasure), I've come to the conclusion that I'm better off doing one shots and short multichapter stories, roughly 3 to 5 chapters long. At this moment in time, I'm sort of obsessed with writing Chuck stories although I will eventually move into Naruto and get back into Harry Potter stories as well. If anyone has a request or an idea they'd like to see turned into a story, feel free to PM me, although 1) I pretty much only do stories where Chuck, Naruto or Harry are the male in the pairing and 2) I'm pretty lazy in regards to everything, so it may take me a while to get there. Still if you don't mind the wait and have an idea in mind, I'm always open.

Story Progress as of 04/08/2014


The We Hate Morgan Club and Shaw Destruction - finished, nuff said.

Chuck versus the CAT Squad Anniversary Special - many people requested more for this story, which I tried, but it wasn't flowing and kept sounding too repetitive. I may try again to write more for it, but for the time being, its finished.

It Was Bryce's Fault - Completed

Mile High Hannah - Chuck/Hannah one shot. Completed

Fallout - Chuck/Sarah/Ellie 3 part story. Completed

Hot Dog Euphemism - Chuck/Sarah at the Weinerlicious. Completed

For The Mission Of Course - Chuck/Sarah/Sofia Stepanova, one shot. Completed

Major Matchmaker - Chuck/Sarah, one shot. Completed

Bartowski at Large - Previously referred as 'The Mark'. Chuck/Sarah/Carina, one shot with thoughts given to expanded universe type thing. Completed

What's in the Name - Chuck/Sarah AU of Chuck vs the Fake Name. Completed.

Relationship Status - Chuck/Sarah second stories in the Bartowski At Large series. Previously referred to a To Call a Spade a Spade. Completed

First Dates and One Night Stands - Chuck/Sarah one shot. A AU of the pilot episode where Casey doesn't interrupt. Charah. complted/

Harry Potter

Potter's Palace of Pleasure - I will no longer be continuing this story. Simply put I've lost interested and I'm struggling to write for it. Better to let a dying horse die, or something like that.

Upcoming Stories

These are stories that are more than just an idea on my list, they've graduated to ideas about titles, summaries and storyline and will be worked on before anything else.


Guest Speakers - Chuck/Sarah, one shot. Beckman has ordered Chuck and Sarah to give a demonstration at the Farm. For the Infiltration and Inducement of Enemy Personnel class. Featuring Roan Montgomery. Charah.

No More Mr Nice Guy - Chuck/Sarah, one shot. Sarah's comment about nice guys while she's trying to seduce another guy spurs Chuck into action. Charah.

The Picnic Spot - Chuck/Sarah/Lou one shot. Walking through a park, Lou stumbles upon our favourite couple in a secluded spot doing what people do in secluded spots. Naturally, they invite to join in.

Massively Effective - Chuck/Sarah one shot. For the past few days, Sarah's boyfriend has been spending most of his time playing Mass Effect 2, much to her annoyance. Inspiration hits however when she discovers the striking similarities between one of the female characters and herself. Charah.

A Shaw Thing - Chuck/Sarah/Evelyn Shaw one shot. A prequel to Shaw Destruction.

Acting Out Physically - Chuck/Sarah/Alex McHugh one shot. During her break up with Morgan, Alex acted out... physically. Heres one of the ways how she did it.

Battle of Prague - Chuck/Sarah one shot. After being rejected at the train station, Sarah finds the nearest bar to drink herself into oblivion. Eventually however, she is found by the last person she wants to see. Charah.

Harry Potter

Purebloods and their Tedious Traditions - Before Harry can get rid of many of the irrelevant traditions that hinder the magical world, first he must embrace them. Harry/Narcissa/Daphne. 3 part. smut

Payment Plan - Ron's debts are piling up and now there's only one way to fix this problem. Fortunately for Hermione, it's a price she is more than willing to pay. Harry/Hermione, Harry/Rose, Harry/Hermione/Rose. 4 part. smut

The Secret Life of Harry Potter - Hermione discovers exactly what Harry gets up to when he sneaks out of the Gryffindor Tower. Harry/Hermione/Daphne, mentions of Harry/others. one shot. smut

Long Live the King - King Harold III of House Potter, also know as Harry to those close to him, enjoying tasting forbidden fruit, the more forbidden, the better. Harry/Lily, Harry/OCsister, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Daphne, Harry/Tracey, possibly others. 5 part plus series of one shots. smut

Father of the Bride - Lily Potter may be getting married, but she will always be Daddy's girl. Harry/Lily Luna one shot. smut

The Obsolete Weapon - Raised as a weapon and forced to server all connections, a grizzled Harry Potter struggles to find his place in the world that has no need of the soldier he has become. And those who he left behind realise that once you sacrifice something, you can never get it back. Harry/Daphne, mentions on past Harry/Hermione. Probably non-smut.

The Apex Predator - As the Boy-Who-Lived and his friend's sneak into Malfoy Manor to search for clues about a Horcrux, they run into the last person they expect to; their former classmate and the self-proclaimed Apex Predator, Harry Potter. Non-smut. Harry/Hermione/Daphne/Susan/Luna.

Providing Comfort - When Hermione discovers Ron cheating on her she turns to the one place she can; her best friend Harry and his beautiful wife, Daphne. The comfort they provide is not what she expects but is definitely what she needs. Harry/Daphne/Hermione. One-shot.

The Power He Knows Not - Dumbledore is determined to help Harry realise his potential and discover the 'Power He Knows Not', which he firmly believes is love. To that end he enlists Hermione to help with this. Needless to say, her efforts happily satisfy everyone. Harry/Hermione/Susan/Daphne/Luna/one over person. 5 part.

Non-Harry Potter ideas

Hiccup the Vast (How To Train Your Dragon) - It is Hiccup and Astrid's wedding night and as per tradition the whole village gets to watch their future chief bed his wife for the first time. However as usual, Hiccup manages to take everyone by surprise, especially Astrid, and naturally a lot of them can't help but comment. Hiccup/Astrid. one-shot.

Feeling Naughty (Full Metal Panic) - On the overcrowded train, Sousuke and Kaname a pressed together in a way that while not uncomfortable is certainly inappropriate for a train. Of course Kaname decides to take things further for her uptight bodyguard and boyfriend. Sousuke/Kaname. one-shot.

The Last Night (Naturo) - It is the night before Hinata's wedding, and while her friends might be having fun on her bachelorette party, she isn't. But the appearance of her former crush makes the night much more enjoyable. Naruto/Hinata. one-shot.

Bartowski At Large Timeline

Bartowski At Large is my extended universe. It's a collection of one shots and short multi chapter stories featuring a fairly consistent plot. Some stories are smut fics which is my usual MO, but there are other types of stories planned for it. Because I'm not publishing these stories in chronological order, I constructing a list of where they fall in order, so as not to confuse people, or at least confuse them less.

1. Bartowski At Large - takes place six months before Chuck would have received the Intersect in the canon

2. Relationship Status - takes place three months after Bartowski at Large

3. Finding Home

4. Hedonism on the High Seas

5. Separation Anxiety

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Chuck vs School by Maverick41 reviews
Just a regular story about Chuck and the gang in school...well not everyone actually...and Sarah looks like Jenny Burton instead of a mini Sarah yeah. My summary sucks and I'll change it when I think of something better. Just give this story a read, you might be able to tolerate it.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,121 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Chuck B., Sarah W., Carina
Hermione Granger and the Prince of Serpents by CreatorZorah reviews
At the age of five Harry turns into a snake. Five years later he saves a girl named Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 77,496 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 3,138 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Snake Within by arkkitehti reviews
During the Christmas holidays of his fifth year Harry realizes that he should do something to keep things from spinning completely out of his control. He proceeds to make new allies and embraces his more Slytherin side to make use of his considerable resources.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 161,938 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 3,576 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Long Fall Into Darkness by Mrriddler reviews
What is victory? Is it the mere destruction of Voldemort or something much more? Blah, blah... read if you're looking for a quick shot of psychopathic thrill. Ruthless, manipulative, unreasonably powerful Dark Lord Harry. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,105 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P.
The Cure by Y2J1990 reviews
A little male Shep/Miranda romance from Miranda's POV. Events take place towards the end of ME3 and following its conclusion
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Shepard (M), Miranda L.
Futuristic Lover by ponyboy07 reviews
Hermione finds an alien and names him Harry. She shelters him and both soon fall in love with each other, but Ron is jealous and will do anything to break them apart. There is also an evil alien searching for Harry and this causes a lot of chaos...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,134 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Moving Mountains by NeonZangetsu reviews
All he ever wanted in life was to belong. To have someone to care, to hold, to protect. To love. Now that he's finally found that special someone, he'll move mountains to make sure it stays that way; that he stays by her side. Naruto/Kurotsuchi! Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Naruto U., Kurotsuchi
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Payment Plan reviews
Ron's debts are piling up and now there's only one way to fix this problem. Fortunately for Hermione, it's a price she is more than willing to pay. Harry/Hermione, Harry/Rose, Harry/Hermione/Rose. Includes character bashing (Ron) and lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,551 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 2/28 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Rose W. - Complete
First Dates and One Night Stands reviews
Chuck and Sarah's first date goes uninterrupted and ends up being the best date ever... in the best possible way. CHARAH one-shot.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/22 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Christmas with the Grangers reviews
Harry spends Christmas with his girlfriend's family, and though things between the Grangers seem sour, it quickly becomes the best Christmas ever. Harry/Hermione/Hermione's mum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,269 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 198 - Published: 1/6 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
The Vacation reviews
Instead of rejecting Chuck's vacation proposal outright, Sarah decides to take him up on his offer before starting her next mission. It was the best decision she could have possibly made. CHARAH.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
It Was Shaw's Fault reviews
After Chuck takes the Laudanol during Chuck vs the Tic Tac, Shaw decides to make him take it again in hopes to turn him into a better agent who can more reliably use the Intersect. The results are not what he had expected. CHARAH.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,657 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [Chuck B., Sarah W.] Daniel S., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Hedonism of the High Seas reviews
Bartowski At Large: The ultimate pleasure cruise dedicated to the pursuit of all manner of decadent desires; gambling, drugs, sex, this cruise has it all. But for Chuck and Sarah there is something far more confronting than a bunch of over the top hedonists.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,572 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Cheating reviews
Bored with her current sex life, Sarah Bartowski explores rather creative methods of obtaining satisfaction. CHARAH.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Seperation Anxiety reviews
Bartowski At Large: Neither Chuck nor Sarah enjoy being away from each other, especially when Sarah needs to go on a mission on the other side of the country. However, it's more than just distance that threatens their relationship. CHARAH.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Finding Home reviews
Bartowski At Large: Chuck knew something was off when he and his girlfriend received a call from their boss, yet he never expected to be revisiting bad memories of losing home. One thing's for sure though, he sure as hell isn't going to give up his new one for anything. CHARAH.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Relationship Status reviews
Bartowski At Large: It's been three months since Chuck Bartowski came into her life, yet the memory of her past relationships haunt Sarah and impact her relationship with the hacker, despite her feelings. Will Chuck be able to convince her that even people like them can be happy? CHARAH.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,218 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
What's In The Name reviews
It's the night after Chuck broke up with Hannah and heard Sarah tell Shaw her real name. But if she's now with Shaw, then why is Sarah waiting for him in the courtyard? Charah
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Bartowski At Large reviews
Infamous hacker, Chuck Bartowski as acquired some vital information that both the CIA and DEA want to get their hands on, and Sarah Walker and Carina Miller are assigned to retrieve this intel, by any means necessary. Chuck/Sarah/Carina.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,785 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Chuck B., Sarah W., Carina - Complete
Major Matchmaker reviews
After almost dying on a mission one too many times because of their emotional issues, Casey decides to do something about the most annoying romance in his life and proves what lengths he's willing to go to for his country. Charah.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Chuck B., Sarah W., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
For The Mission Of Course reviews
Chuck and Sarah are assigned to seduce Sofia Stepanova and retrieve the smart bullets. This is one mission they will definitely give their all. Charah plus one.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Hot Dog Euphemism reviews
Everyone has their breaking point, where they simply cannot take any more. And typically, Chuck reaches his in the Weinerlicious. CHARAH.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Fallout reviews
On the day of her wedding, Ellie deals with the fallout of her brother once again being abandoned by the woman he loves. Chuck/Ellie, Chuck/Sarah and Chuck/Ellie/Sarah. WARNING: includes incest and angst
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,805 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Chuck B., Sarah W., Ellie B. - Complete
Mile High Hannah reviews
It's Chuck's first solo mission, and on the plane he's seated next to a young woman who 'suffers' from a very unusual condition, one that he is most able to assist with. Chuck/Hannah
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Chuck B., Hannah - Complete
It Was Bryce's Fault reviews
When Bryce Larkin decides to make a very simple mission much more difficult, it ends up putting Chuck and Sarah in a very interesting situation - one that they intend to make the most of. Charah.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,210 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Potter's Palace of Pleasure reviews
Betrayed by his wife and disillusioned with the life of an Auror, Harry uses his family fortune to build a palace dedicated to the pursuit of pleasure, both for his customers and himself. HarryMany. Abandoned - see chapter 7 for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,180 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Chuck versus the CAT Squad Anniversary Special reviews
Sarah Bartowski knows exactly what to get for her wonderful husband for their five year anniversary. Chuck/Sarah/Carina/Zondra.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
The We Hate Morgan Club reviews
It happens because the intersect goes to Morgan's head and those he had hurt, want to hurt him back. Chuck/Sarah/Alex
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Shaw Destruction reviews
Sarah visits former CIA agent and ex boyfriend Daniel Shaw in prison for one reason. To gloat. Charah compliant plus more.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete