Author has written 7 stories for Lord of the Rings.Before we start off into the bio, Katie would like to announce that she’s reforming as of…*looks at calender* Oct. 11! Hopefully that means no more Sue fics for her. She thoroughly apologizes for put you people through the whole of that. *blushes* Anyhap, she has joined PPC in hopes for her redeeming from the Sueism. Rah rah, go Katie…That probably means she’s taking down a lot of her fics on here, because, point blank, she harbors a great disliking of them. She’s leaving up the Bond fic, and the Stupid Trilogy, because they’re her place to store excessive silliness. And Emily would kill her if she so much as thought of that ((that's darn right! sorry, emily will stop being bored now)). But TIML is going to be discontinued, for more than on reasons. Sorry for those o you who liked it (can’t imagine WHY…).
Stuff to know about Katles:
Mkay…well…I’m really rather ordinary. Standard zitty, confused teenager trying to make her way in the writing world. I tend to be a bit of a romantic at times. *glares and blushes* Yesh, I admit to that. Hush up, all of you. I want to read out my library by age fifteen. I also have many aliases. And I remember every last one of 'em!
Like I said, me ‘n’ Emily are big on LOTR. Do *not* ask me to name all my favorite characters, because you will just be thoroughly bored by the time I finish half of them. *hugs all LotR characters*
Here, have a public service announcement:
I get very testy when you mess with all LotR canon, true. But do you know what *really* pisses me off? When you mess with Mirkwood and its residents!
GR! If you evil people will not stop bashing Thranduil, I swear, I will come after you. Do you want to know what kind of PAIN I will cause you? Really, you don't want to know. Thranduil is a good guy, and anyone who says otherwise needs to get their unworthy bums down to the library and check out the Hobbit. If they have any reason to believe that the Elvenking would do such things as rape, abuse, or kill his son Legolas (or anyone), then please, by all means, email me and tell me of your findings. Otherwise, put a cork in it and stop your bashing. *waves Go Thranduil! banners*
Legolas is not some random objects you Suvians can stare at, either. He's an *Elf, are we clear on this? Elves do not go around making out with every beautiful woman they see. Please keep your Sue-ish fantasies to yourselves--if I can do it, then you can. Savvy?
Mirkwood has big, scary, man eating spiders. *leery look* No furry, cute, woodland creatures here, for you! *a la Jurassic Park* It's not just a walk in the park.
Elrond has ONE daughter. ONE. Galadriel has ONE daughter. ONE. Say the magic number with me--ONE.
Rivendell has no king, Rivendell needs no king. It's LORD Elrond, get it bloody right.
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