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Joined 02-08-03, id: 339962
Author has written 7 stories for Lord of the Rings.
Before we start off into the bio, Katie would like to announce that she’s reforming as of…*looks at calender* Oct. 11! Hopefully that means no more Sue fics for her. She thoroughly apologizes for put you people through the whole of that. *blushes* Anyhap, she has joined PPC in hopes for her redeeming from the Sueism. Rah rah, go Katie…That probably means she’s taking down a lot of her fics on here, because, point blank, she harbors a great disliking of them. She’s leaving up the Bond fic, and the Stupid Trilogy, because they’re her place to store excessive silliness. And Emily would kill her if she so much as thought of that ((that's darn right! sorry, emily will stop being bored now)). But TIML is going to be discontinued, for more than on reasons. Sorry for those o you who liked it (can’t imagine WHY…).

Stuff to know about Katles:

Mkay…well…I’m really rather ordinary. Standard zitty, confused teenager trying to make her way in the writing world. I tend to be a bit of a romantic at times. *glares and blushes* Yesh, I admit to that. Hush up, all of you. I want to read out my library by age fifteen. I also have many aliases. And I remember every last one of 'em!

Like I said, me ‘n’ Emily are big on LOTR. Do *not* ask me to name all my favorite characters, because you will just be thoroughly bored by the time I finish half of them. *hugs all LotR characters*

Here, have a public service announcement:

I get very testy when you mess with all LotR canon, true. But do you know what *really* pisses me off? When you mess with Mirkwood and its residents!

GR! If you evil people will not stop bashing Thranduil, I swear, I will come after you. Do you want to know what kind of PAIN I will cause you? Really, you don't want to know. Thranduil is a good guy, and anyone who says otherwise needs to get their unworthy bums down to the library and check out the Hobbit. If they have any reason to believe that the Elvenking would do such things as rape, abuse, or kill his son Legolas (or anyone), then please, by all means, email me and tell me of your findings. Otherwise, put a cork in it and stop your bashing. *waves Go Thranduil! banners*

Legolas is not some random objects you Suvians can stare at, either. He's an *Elf, are we clear on this? Elves do not go around making out with every beautiful woman they see. Please keep your Sue-ish fantasies to yourselves--if I can do it, then you can. Savvy?

Mirkwood has big, scary, man eating spiders. *leery look* No furry, cute, woodland creatures here, for you! *a la Jurassic Park* It's not just a walk in the park.

Elrond has ONE daughter. ONE. Galadriel has ONE daughter. ONE. Say the magic number with me--ONE.

Rivendell has no king, Rivendell needs no king. It's LORD Elrond, get it bloody right.

Katie has a livejournal! Have fun poking into her boring, personal life...
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Hey peeps, this is yet another message from Emily. Just to let you know, I actually DO do something. I am the slave driver *grins cheerfully and cracks whip* Anyway, I want the world to know that Katie was cruel to her editor. She told me Viggo was coming to OKC and I actually believed her. Now to answer the question of why I'm doing this. I have no idea, I'm just incredibly bored. The end. If you're board then go to newgrounds.com and look up Potter Puppet Pals (can't remember the creater) and The One Ring to Rule Them All 2 (by Ledgendary Frog) Also go to AlbinoBlackSheep.com and look up the demented cartoon movie, they're a scream. Also, if anyone who goes to newgrounds gets kitchen wars the movie working please let us know! we can't get it to start! Gotta go, Wally

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The Curse of the White Sword by Jocelyn reviews
Will and Elizabeth's wedding plans are thrown off by a new curse on the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and the the Black Pearl run into old friends, famous pirates, a mysterious sword, and battle the sea itself! Just in time for the movie come out: COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,456 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Complete
Gimli and Boromir Strike Back by Dodendans reviews
Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,319 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Boromir, Gimli
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Wind's Eye by Aithne reviews
Sequel to "The Winds of Change". With Jack and Will accused of Norrington's death and not a shred of evidence to prove them innocent, it is up to friends, new and old, to save their lives. That is, if those friends can avoid turning against each other.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,850 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004
The Unfinished Tales of Legolas Greenleaf by alliwantisanelfforchristmas reviews
The big day has come. A non-fiction sequel to "The Unauthorized Biography of Legolas Greenleaf".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,762 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Legolas
Final Truths: Well, Maybe Not by Writer From Rivendell reviews
What happens when a Mary Sue writer is made to take the place of her 'Sue? Nothing sane - that's for sure! Rating for mentions of suicide, abuse, Mary Sue make-out sessions, and pure squickiness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,123 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003
Just Call Me Mary Sue by Andy Longwood reviews
A pre-movie Lord of the Rings fan gets sent to Middle-earth . . . as a Mary Sue! Tina Carson continues on her undying quest to salvage the canon of LotR while not getting killed by the PPC, captured by Orcs, or snogged to death by the 'Sued characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,189 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 1/8/2003
Master Suelove by Meir Brin reviews
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Came to Love the Mary Sue "Saruliel was a Mary Sue/ Perfect, flawless, fair and true/ Dwelling now in Tolkien's Realm/ The Fellowship work to bring her down..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/25/2002
A King's Night Out by Karine1 reviews
With Arwen out of Gondor, Aragorn decides to visit a tavern he hasn’t been in in decades, dragging a reluctant Legolas with him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Winds of Change by Aithne reviews
Will's life is hanging by a thread. Elizabeth is violently ill. Barbossa and his motley crew are back along with the curse. Millions of souls could be damned. That leaves Captain Jack Sparrow to save the day...if he can manage to stay alive.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,469 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003
Storms by ZeldaDragon reviews
This is for all you Thranduil lovers. Legolas feels a space between him and his father and remembers something of the past. Thranduil figures out what is wrong and tries to fix it. Family love, and lots of it. -Complete-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Midwinter by Meril Gamgee reviews
Before the Fellowship leave, Elrond throws a special Midwinter feast for his loved ones. Fluffy Christmas story. PG for Elven drunkenness
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Arwen U., Elrohir - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Seph reviews
(Complete!) Jack, Will, and Liz all gather for a little game... Truth or Dare! Just a silly little ficlet of PotC character fun!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,916 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Complete
A Taste of Misery by EstelWolfe reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow returns to Port Royal, destined for the gallows for a crime that he honestly didn't commit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,714 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Bona Fide Legolas Kicks Butt by Katharine Faith reviews
Sequel of sorts to "Good King Thranduil Kicks Butt." A Sue encounters Book!Legolas. Rating for a rather grisly demise... hee... Final edit complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Complete
Namàrië by Siri2 reviews
Legolas Greenleaf builds a ship to bear he and Gimli to the Grey Havens and into the West. But with the quietness of his lonely heart he begins to remember things of his friend, Aragorn. (Vignette)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Legolas
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Cleaning Up reviews
Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen are faced with the problem of Imladris being under the control of another Sue (complete with screwed up ancestry, excruciatingly long name, and multicolored eyes!). So what’s the trio to do? Clean up, of course…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Complete
Canon Conquers All reviews
Annabelle is your typical Mary Sue, ruining Rivendell and wrecking havoc upon Canon. The canon characters once again finds themselves stuck with her. It's up to them to figure out how to get rid of her.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/10/2003
The Stupid Trillogy: The Return of the Stupid reviews
Tenth member 'fic, written when I was new and now stands as a reminder of what I was before and never will be again. Read at your own risk. hands out Bleeprin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,391 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 5/11/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Welcome to Middle Earth, Mr Bond reviews
Normal person gets dropped in Middle Earth, right? WRONG. This time, James Bond, The Man With Many Girlfriends, 007, Secret Agent, has been launched into the world of Tolkien. What type of sick chaos will I have ensue?Not for faint of heart or Bond lovers
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 5/19/2003
Flagon the Dragon and Lord Cheese reviews
Just a poem I made up.I must warn you,my poetry bites,and this is more of something to make me laugh more than anything else.Probably an AU.Basically about four hobbits and their bunny slave Ned going to slay Flagon the Dragon.I have to say,it's pretty fu
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2003
The Stupid Trillogy: The Two Idiots reviews
Tenth member 'fic, written when I was new and now stands as a reminder of what I was before and never will be again. Read at your own risk. hands out Bleeprin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,136 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 3/14/2003
The Stupid Trillogy: Fellowship of Twoness reviews
Tenth member 'fic, written when I was new and now stands as a reminder of what I was before and never will be again. Read at your own risk. hands out Bleeprin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,977 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas