Jupiterrising2010
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Joined 11-04-11, id: 3400003, Profile Updated: 09-21-12
Author has written 7 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, Sins of a Solar Empire, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Half-Life.

NOTE: YAY FOR PERCABETH!

Profile is accompanied by Daedalus, my homemade Artificial Intelligence

I'm walking into my apartment when I stop and see Earth through the window. I look back and then there's an Ancient Greek town, I step back in confusion, terror, and plain confusedness. I look around where I am now. There's a wide catwalk on a spaceship, compartments below with different people operating the consoles. We're in orbit of an urbanised desert planet. I suddenly receive memories and know what everything is. I look at the end of the wide catwalk and figure out that this is the bridge, as there is a high, laden with controls, chair - the captains chair. You walk up to the front and see someone there. He says...

Me: Hi, I'm JupiterRising2010.

Daedalus: And I'm Daedalus, Artificial Intelligence based on his goddamned personality.

Me: you're insulting yourself. If you get the reference to my username then here's ten thousand imaginary (British currency) pounds: Go buy yourself unlimited amounts of cookies :D.

Daedalus: They already know what ten thousand imaginary pounds are.

Me: Some of them don't. I am 11 years old. I practically taught myself English and love to write stories. In fact, I've been writing stories since I was 9. So three years of going upstairs, going on the computer, and typing out some stories. Please don't criticise me because of my age. However, you are free to read my stories and review. I am also English. I say again: Don't criticize me; a while ago someone looked at the stuff we invented and said "Makes you proud to be British.".

Daedalus: His favorite fanfiction story-types (and favorite entertainment programs) are:

Percy Jackson And The Olympians, Fantasy/Greek mythology book series, written by Rick Riordan. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percy_Jackson_%26_the_Olympians

Stargate: Atlantis, Science-fiction TV series, part of Stargate franchise. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Atlantis

Stargate: SG-1, Science-fiction TV series, made after the original 1994 Stargate film. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_SG-1

Sins Of A Solar Empire, Space strategy game, lots and lots of cool spaceships, two enemy factions and the willpower, power, resources and Dr Pepper to conquer the universe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sins_of_a_Solar_Empire

Halo, Science-fiction game series based on a Spartan super-soldier in a Star War (-_-) with an alien species, it went on to the first, second and third game, two prequels and it's own strategy game.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_%28series%29

Starcraft: Science-fiction strategy game. based on stuff like a small romance, alien hive minds, Ancient races and a highly technologically advanced, highly zealous and highly religiously fanatical alien species. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starcraft

Mass Effect, massively cool science-fiction trilogy based on Commander Shepard, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_Effect

Me: And time for more ME3-ness, here is some Mass Effect 3 funniness from the game:

1: Joker: What do they call it when a Turian gets killed by a spiky-faced monster?

Garrus: Friendly fire. Come on, that's been around since Shanxi!

2: Garrus: What is the first order a commander gives to an army on an invasion?

Joker: Uh... I give up.

Garrus: Correct!

3: Shepard: Technically this is a civilian ship. I'm just lucky that you're still wearing pants.

4: Alenko: Just... forget I said anything.
(pause)
Wrex: Done.

5: Shepard: Glad to see you're alive, sir.

Admiral Anderson: Sir? Just because I reinstated you doesn't mean you have to go all formal on me.

Shepard: Then... I'm glad you didn't get your ass killed, Anderson.

Admiral Anderson: That's more like it!

6: Shepard: There goes the next Shadow Broker.

Liara: Not funny.

Garrus: I'm pretty sure he was muttering 'T'Soni' the whole time.

7: Mordin: Kalros in pursuit!

Wrex: Tell me something I don't know!

Mordin: Metal in truck an excellent iron supplement to Thresher Maw diet!

8: Joker: If only my mother could see me now ... then we'd have zombies on top of everything else!

9: Shepard: How are you getting drunk?

Drunk Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, then introduced into the suit using an emergency induction port.

Shepard: Uh... That's a straw, Tali.

10: Wrex: Mordin... He got my tissue sample good.

Shepard: Yeah?

Wrex: Let's just say he cut where scalpels aren't supposed to cut...

11:

Shepard:... It was amazing, and mindblowing... And I'm also kind of thirsty.

EDI: And Just like that; the magic is gone.

Shepard: Did you just say what I think you said?

EDI: No.

Me: LOL! These moments are so funny!

Daedalus: Repost them on your profile if you think they're funny!

Me: Now some more randomness:

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile: Only a few million times every time I read a book

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile: Nope. Chuck Tester (cue WTF face)

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune: They do? Wow. Learn something new every day

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile: Couple of times in class. Really embarrassing.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile: Once. Only once

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile: About a hundred times (literally)

If your close friends are really funny, copy and paste: my friend Lizzie. Cheerful, funny, crazy, loves writing stories... sounds a lot like me... I'm not kidding

If you're a loser and you're proud of it, copy this into your profile!: Meh. I guess I am a loser; example: A Ion is a sub-atomic particle which, as it's main differing atomic component, has more, or less, electrons than a regular atom should, hence making it's atomic form an Ion (I recited that from memory)

Okay, so who likes tacos? If you like tacos, copy and paste this into your profile:... No idea... Chuck tester (cue WTF face)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile: I already said my friend Lizzie. Oh, you want a different one? Jack. No contest. Lizzie's boyfriend. Weirdly good humor, like me, I get along well with him.

If you ARE a true friend, copy this into your profile: I try to be. i probably aren't, though. :(

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile: Sometimes. When I have time.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this is your profile: Always when I'm going up church towers. All the stairways are really narrow.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile: HADES YES! RANDOMNESS FTW!

If you have ever accidentally screamed out loud for no particular reason, copy and paste this into your profile: I went through a phase, once...

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile: Definitely. No contest.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile: I'm not A zombie so of course I haven't - I'm the God of Time, B--h!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile: Loads of times. Why? Simulating space battles in my mind. SPACE BATTLES FTW!

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile: I'm not top heavy!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile: All my little space battles.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile: Couple of times. Mostly Archimedes Eurekas without the bath and yelling.

If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile: Whoareyou?

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy this onto your profile: Definitely. There's this "guy" I've known for years (unfortunately) who is like Ares: really agressive, loves bullying, loves war, and calls every son of Poseidon "punk", but is a mad coward at heart. He fell over in the football field in Primary School and he cried like a little baby

If you ever HAVE slapped someone, copy and paste this into your profile: Slap bet with my friends. My friend Joules can be slapped three times in his life by Sasha as long as he's not sent to the hospital... which means he can be killed as well >:).

90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace or Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile: i would be laughing at the tantrum my 15 year-old sister would be making. It seems I'm more mature than her... and taller. If you're reading this, sister, (middle finger) screw you!

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile: I am one of the seven per cent who would say "What was your first clue?"

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile: I'm a scientist (relatively) but I'd just like to say that it is too small and it sometimes goes into the orbit of Neptune! Not arguing, though...

If you've ever started reading FanFiction from the moment you come home from school at four until 4 am when your mother threatens to donate your computer to a charity shop, copy and paste this on to your profile: We have eight computers. I use them all

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile: Not yelled exactly... More like LOLled then yelled.

If you've ever run into something big and obvious in public, copy and paste this onto your profile: Almost...

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile: What do you think... You're absolutely right. COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO PROFILE BUT NOT GOING TO STOP FTW!

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile: Damn Americans. I READ BOOKS EVERY WEEK!

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile: I hate reality... SPACE BATTLES FTW

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile: I whistle... Does that count?

If you've spent hours on hours on your profile then clicked on something without updating, copy and paste this onto your profile: :( yes :(

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile: Yes.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile: Couple of times before

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile: Wasn't this above?

If you're obsessed with Harry Potter movies but fell asleep when you read the books copy and paste this to your profile: It's the other way around for me

If you know all about Harry Potter without reading it because the rest of your family has copy and paste this to your profile: Nope. Chuck Tester (cue WTF face)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile: Gee, ya think? Yup

IF YOU LOVE PERCABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!: STOP SHOUTING! Yes, I love Percabeth

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL (the worst couple EVER of the PJO series), COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!: YOU'RE STILL SHOUTING! I hate Prachel

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile: I'm guessing that's the greatest Percabeth landmark of all time at mount ST Helens? I read the book repeatedly... does that count? (I'm asking that question a lot)

IF YOU LOVE ZARTER, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!!!: WHAT'S ZARTER?!

If you will always believe PERCY JACKSON is the best Greek hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!: You only half shouted there... BUT I AGREE!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!: The people who abuse their children are sick. What did the children ever do to deserve that?

If you have ANNOYING siblings, copy/paste this on your profile!: I hate my sister

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.: I have. Who hasn't?

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile: Reading rocks

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile: Nope. Chuck Tester (I'm not even gonna write 'cue WTF face'... DAMN IT! I just did)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile: Not obsessed.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile: Yes

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile: Nope. Chuck Tester (try me)

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile: Yes.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, Foxbracken, Jupiterrising2010: These people are epic, because their imagination has been unleashed.

Make A list of twelve characters from PJO in no particular order (accompanied by RV and of course, Daedalus):

1) Percy

2) Thalia

3) Annabeth

4) Rachel

5) Hades

6) Poseidon

7) Zeus

8) Bianca

9) Artemis

10) Persephone

11) Hestia

12) Nico

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Me: Poseidon/Hestia? No thanks

RV: That's horrible

Daedalus: only 10% of Fanfiction.net reads P/H

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Me: That is an insult to my brain

Daedalus: 56% of the internet hates her

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Me: NICO/BIANCA? THE CHILD WOULD BE EXILED AND HUNTED!

RV: KILL IT!

Daedalus: Horrible. Just horrible

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Me: Nope. Chuck Tester

Daedalus: (WTF face)

RV: (WTF face)

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Me: Thalia/Poseidon? I guess anything is possible

Daedalus: Anything is possible but that's going a bit far

RV: I agree. It wouldn't go well

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Me: Hades and Artemis would be caked with Awkward Turtles droppings and Hades/Persephone... no one would care

Daedalus: And as some of you might know, Awkward Turtles droppings are very awkward.

RV: And slimy

Me: I'm not sure they needed to know that, RV

RV: 'Course they did!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on One and Twelve making out?

Me: Zeus walking on Percy and Nico making out? Puke, blast both of them, get in a fight with Poseidon and Hades, and go play Mass Effect 3

DaedalusRV: Why all the ME3 references?

Me: Because ME3 is AWESOME!

RV: But...

Me: SILENCE!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Me: Annabeth asks Persephone for help on something then they get into lesbian love? Too weird

RV: Over-weird

Daedalus: (horrified face that looks like Shepard's when he heard that EDI only forgets to circulate oxygen when she's found something really interesting)

Me: See!?!??! You reference it too!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Me: What's a dead hunter doing in this world? And Percy has a girlfriend!

Daedalus: 0.0!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

Me: My Little Pony Nightmares

RV: What?

Daedalus: 0.0!

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/ eight?

Me: HADES NO!

RV: Nope

Daedalus: Chuck Tester

Me: That's my line!

Daedalus: I'm you, bitch! don't argue with yourself!

Me: You're only technically me! There are as many disadvantages being synthesized me as there are advantages

Daedalus: Well... I... SCREW YOU!

RV: AND THE STANDOFF ENDS!

MeDaedalus: Get - the - axe - Daedalus.

RV: (Gulp)

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Me: Probably

Daedalus: I don't get this drawing stuff

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Me: Um... No.

Daedalus: Nope

RV: Those characters all hate each other

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

me: I don't know. Not into musical people in the modern world

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Daedalus: WARNING: Perceidon makes less sense than Perco, which this contains!

Me: RV and Me agrees!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Me: Never?

Daedalus: Never.

RV: None of us have read a fic about Five

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

Daedalus: Percy and Zeus (O.O) are in a happy relationship until Artemis runs off with Zeus (holy cow). Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Hestia (weird) and a brief unhappy affair with Poseidon (HIS DAD?), then follows the wise advise of Hades (god of the underworld?) and finds true love with Hades...

RV: (pukes)

What title would you give this fic?

Me: Homosexuality, father/daughter sexual love, demigod/god sexual love, father/son sexual love and uncle/nephew sexual love... (pukes)

Daedalus: Suggestion: "Scarred Jupiterrising2010 For Life Then Killed The Gods"

RV: Good job - can you smell the sarcasm?

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

Me: Zeus and Bianca? I don't know. Daedalus?

Daedalus: Get the Stolls (to make bets), get Thalia (to yell at her dad), get Nico (to see Bianca - then kill her again), and get all of Camp Half-Blood (obviously to laugh at them and make a cinema within the next few millennia around them)

RV: They would take only several centuries to finish the argument

Daedalus: Nobody cares about your statistic BS

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

RV: Hades?

Me: Goddamn it, Jack! I told you not to make friends with random emos that smell like death!

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

DaedalusMeRV: Perfect blackmail

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Me: I would reply "Hey, Pinecone-Face!" and listen to Random Voice scream "BURN!"

RV: I'm not random... Yes I am... BURN!

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Me: Annabeth and Artemis in bed together is...

Daedalus: BLACKMAIL PHOTO THEN YELL AT THEM AND TAKE MORE BLACKMAIL PHOTOS!

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (12) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Me: Nico? How'd you get in here?

RV: Bonne question

Daedalus: Since when did you turn French?

RV: Peut-on le tuer?

Me: No. Not yet

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Me: Percy slitting his wrists? Did Annabeth dump you? The second one? Percy is so pessimistic I don't think there's a universe out there that has optimistic Percy

RV: Annabeth ne serait pas vider Percy!

Daedalus: You never know...

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Me: Rachel? You've... What?

Daedalus: She... gave... you... a daisy?

Me: (thrusts it at RV) It's yours now!

RV: Qu'est-ce?!?!?

Rachel: (Takes off hers and RV's clothes)

Me: Let's move on before we witness some horribly disturbing porn!

Daedalus: je suis d'accord

Me: Oh, for god's sake!

Daedalus: Sorry

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Poseidon, what the Hades are you doing with that?

RV: Guys!

Daedalus: Finally! He's turned English!

RV: GUYS! I'm unwillingly having sex! What should I do?

Me: Let's not go into that again

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Me: Zeus, Artemis and Rachel singing Friday?

Daedalus: OH FIRETRUCK AM I IN THE UNDERWORLD?

RV: That can't be Rachel!

Me: STFU, RV. STFU

Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. (ZAP, BITCHEZ!)

You were voted Class President.

You try to do everything that's best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off. (I admit I like kicking butt)

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac

5/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You'd rather ride a boat than a plane

You are acrophobiac

4/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems. (What the fridge?)

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

3/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

3/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

4/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card. (i have never taken art since i've been in high school)

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. *Sheepish look*

5/10

ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

5/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

0/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. (Not sure if this counts but nearly everybody at school knows who I am)

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (It's a girl thing...) (i didn't say the previous statement)

0/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

4/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

2/10

Zeus: 5/10, Poseidon: 4/10, Hades: 3/10, Demeter: 2/10, Ares: 3/10, Athena: 5/10, Apollo: 5/10, Artemis: 5/10, Hephaestus: 0/10, Aphrodite: 0/10, Hermes: 4/10, Dionysius: 2/10, So I'm tied between Zeus, Artemis, Hephaestus and Athena. Cool!

A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

Try it without looking at answers-

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number…

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

3.Your Mother

4. Steve Jobs

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Adolf Hitler

9. Jupiterrising2010 *cough* LOL *cough*

10. Barrack Obama

I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

1.You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

2.You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

3.You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

4.You know which pages the good parts are on.

5.You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

6.You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

7.You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

8.You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

9.You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

10.You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

11.You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

12.You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

13.You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

14.You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

16.You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

17.You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

20.You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

21.You dream about PJO every night.

22.You curse a god/goddess a lot.

23.You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

24.You know PJO better then most sane people

25.You have links to every great PJO site

26.You add things to the list every day

27.You know what you would do if you were Percy

28.You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!)

29.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

30.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

33.You are trying to learn Greek

34.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

36.You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

37.You have an instant crush on Nico!

38.You just have to research more about greek mythology

39.You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

40.You want to learn Latin

42.You copy/paste this onto your profile

43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

44.You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

45.You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

48.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

49.You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

50.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

51.You were so busy reading that you missed number 41

52.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

53.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

54.You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!!

55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO ( Lol, i do that all the time...)

Month One

Mommy,
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down.:D

PLEASE READ. This wasn't me but i find it very sad.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

THE PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.

May the odds be ever in your favour

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me Biology. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

I am a writer, not your grammar teacher.

If you do not like me say it to my face, not behind my back, so when I kick you I have a good shot.

Break my Heart I break your neck

Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor)

Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Love comes in many colors

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left

"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me

-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

-When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

-I'm going to give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain; I need that.

- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide

-I live in my own little world. But it's ok, they know me there

-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

-I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Be insane... because well behaved people never made history.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...I wonder...

REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES? 'm 0 m' (was your hero) and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Let's play Truth or Dare...or just Dare because nobody tells the Truth anymore...

Yeah, I'm a loser...but I'm the coolest loser you'll EVER meet.

Sometimes when I say 'oh, I'm fine' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell the truth'

You asked what was wrong and I said NOTHING but then I turned around and whispered EVERYTHING

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about learning to dance in the rain

It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen, but it's harder to give up, especially if it's all you ever wanted

I'm going to smile like nothings wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's all a dream, and pretend it's not hurting me

I only use my computer on days that end in "Y"

Hug a Tree. They have less issues than people.

Dance like nobody's watching.

Just for once...I want someone to be afraid of losing me

Be a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile: -_- who would try?

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile: I said it.

Stereotypes SUCK! (Bold the ones that apply to you)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*ing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I go to a PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I must be stuck up.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (but I am crazy. AND have a different sense of humour)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (HECK NO! Americans are EPIC!)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (meh)

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL/SPELLING ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I am GOTHIC so i must be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I ALWAYS HAVE my GUARD UP so I MUST be a prude (Hey, I don't trust anyone. I may seem like I'm nervous, but really, I'm insane, hide my emotions, and will kick your ass with words and logic if you try to annoy or hurt me)

I'm WILD and CARE-FREE so I MUST have a f*king easy life.

I'm UNATTACHED so I MUST be a jerk

Me: Yeah... So I have almost nothing to do on my profile now, so I'll give you a conversation featuring some of the main characters of my stories and me:

Lizzie: What? Where? Why? Who?

Serena: Randomness FTW

Captain Jason Michaels: Randomness not FTW

Daedalus: You are in a conversation with him and me

Thalia: I'm not even in your PJO story yet, don't get me in it!

Serena: Who the heck is (reads tag) "Captain Jason Michaels"?

Me: A random person I created for a story.

Captain Jason Michaels: Didn't I say "Randomness not FTW"? I'm pretty sure I did.

Me: Well I love randomness so screw you.

Lizzie: Who the heck is going on?

Daedalus: Talk about bad grammar.

Lizzie: I are shot... on the head... with 'lectric stunner.

Me: Not even I can decipher that randomness.

Captain Jason Michaels: I'm pretty sure I can ram the TDN Hyperion into you right now.

Daedalus: You're tied up in a black room where nothing works except my computer.

Lizzie: What about...

Me: Nope

Serena: But can we...

RV: Best not try.

Daedalus: How did you escape Rachel?

RV: I told her I had to go to the toilet

Me: Uh-oh... Is that Rachel coming over... naked... looking lovestruck over RV...

RV: got to go!

Captain Jason Michaels: Why can't we try?

Me: Can you even follow their thought stream?

Captain Jason Michaels: Yes, I can.

Me: But...

Daedalus: Goddamn neural networks!

Me: ULTRASOUND! (turns on ultrasound generator)

Captain Jason Michaels: AHHH! MY Palladium!

LizzieSerenaMe: (WTF face)

CJM: It's an expression... right?

Lizzie: No.

Serena: Nope.

Me: Not really.

CJM: Oh (embarrassed blush)

Thalia: Where am I?

Me: I forgot you were here.

Thalia: How about I...

Me: Not safe to try. Outside layer of this bunker is made of gold and the inside layer is heavy conducting wire and Diamond.

Thalia: I'm immune to lightning.

Daedalus: I built a machine that converts lightning into hellfire as soon as it enters this bunker. And hellfire is conductible if channelled correctly and flows through diamond... then explodes. Immune to that, are you?

Thalia: Oh.

Me: I built an army of Spirit Swords... and Barnies. Barny is scary when you have six hundred of him.

Thalia: Spirit Swords? Like Tidescour?

Serena: (hisses:)Shut the hell up will you?

Me: As they all now get into a fight blowing up my bunker with hellfire (which I do NOT appreciate), ramming the TDN Hyperion into New York where this ingenious bunker is stationed (damn neural links), and speeding up time so that I suddenly turn 80 years old (GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU DAMN KIDS!), I must now go talk to my friends, RV and Daedalus!

Daedalus: That was... fun

RV: Très étrange, plus comme.

Daedalus: DI IMMORTALES!

Turn to page 40 in a random book and type what line 2 says:

"We don't know what's there!"

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PJO documeyogi

Name: ...

Godly parent: Hades

Reason: I wear all black, I love black, I have black hair, I love the dark, I hate the light, I hate loud noises...

Weapon: bow and arrows made of pure black Stygian iron.

Emo or goth: neither

Fatal flaw: over-ranged imagination/stubbornness

Ideal quest: saving the Phoenix from possession by Nyx.

Camp-Half-Blood or Camp Jupiter?: Camp-Half-Blood.

Personality document:

Real Name: Are you a stalker?

Age: I said my age at the beginning of this profile

Eye colour: Grey

Hair colour: Black

Location: Stalker. Definitely

Favorite Fanfiction Story-Types I already said

Google-Mail Account name Nope. Chuck Tester (cue WTF face)

If you want to make suggestions, advise, flame, or just chat, either PM me or Gmail me. If you don't have Gmail then PM is fine.

This is Jupiterrising2010, Goodbye from HMS Columbia!

This is Daedalus, Goodbye from HMS Columbia!

(Retires to HMS Columbia's gravity ring)

PS: Did you know that the HMS navy put the HMS Ark Royal on sale on the internet? It's the fifth ship the carry the name Ark Royal and it could be a school. Not sure when that was posted - years ago, probably.

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I'm a Ghost by xChibi Okami reviews
Two wandering spirits stuck on earth. They were kidnapped, raped, and killed by one serial killer. Two Spirits. Two Teenagers. One Killer. One Cold Case. Explore the adventure of sending two spirits to heaven. I'm a Ghost.
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,717 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Virtual World by C-Nuggets N.L reviews
A new game was issued to world called "Olympus"; a realistic virtual world played by putting on a helmet. Our PJO friends enter this world unknowingly that this game disabled the ability to log out and revive, meaning once you die, it's certain death. On hiatus - I'm off for vacation.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,984 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
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Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,580 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - OC - Complete
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Lizzie Chase: Daughter of Time reviews
"Oh, wait. I'm Lizzie Chase. I've been to a lot of schools. and almost all of them, I got kicked out." Lizzie is just a normal sixth grader. But when she finds out she's a half-blood, who's her godly parent? Can she save the world from war? And what's her heritage?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012
Opposing Force 2 reviews
Corporal Shepard was never a good marine. Everyone under his command died eventually. He didn't even earn the rank of corporal. So watch as he's introduced to the combine, not made into a stalker, and interferes with Half-Life 2: Episode 3. rated T for swearing.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - A. Shephard
Stargate Atlantis: Sins Of The Other reviews
When a Dreadnought-class ship named the TDN Normandy goes missing, they turn up in the Pegasus galaxy. But where are they? And how did they get here? This is the First SGA/SOASE fiction on site!
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Sins of a Solar Empire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
From Novalith To Kostura: The mysteries
The Cronus Titan TDN Hyperion is on a need-to-know-information mission into deep Vasari space, through a worm-gate found in orbit of the north star, Polaris. No-one knows who the Vasari are. But we do know they're on the run. Who are they hiding from?
Sins of a Solar Empire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,730 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
Dry bread And Water reviews
When Jennifer is abducted by an unknown civilisation with Hyperspace, who goes to her aid? Rodney, of course! He goes to lengthy ends to save Jennifer before she's resurrected too many times. McKeller. sorta inspired by the McKeller story 'Pharos'.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Rodney M., Jennifer K. - Complete
Stargate Atlantis: Ascension reviews
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Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Rodney M., Jennifer K. - Complete
Stargate Atlantis: McKeller reviews
It's a McKeller with a little bit of Teyppard sprinkled round the sides! It's Rodney and Jennifer's romance leading up to Rodney proposing to Dr. Jennifer and him finding out she is pregnant. ENJOY! And please read as it is my first romance story.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Rodney M., Jennifer K. - Complete