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Hello there world of Fanfiction :D
I am the one
KATYONACLOUD!!!! *applause* thank you thank you! now ladies and gentlemen, on tonights show we have-
oh wait maybe not :D
So yes so-
ME! I am 16, insane (duh-most people are...), obsessed with (currently) CATS :D yea I know quite a bit (a lot) about it and the music and whatever and I have a golden bonus - the musical score of the broadway stage show :P would've been better had it been west end, but we can't have everything...
Other/previous obsessions include: Wicked, King Arthur, Gone, Harry Potter, Merlin, Thor, Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Flies
Oh and my avatar is an Awkward Turtle playing the piano...
so as I'm new to the whole profile thing let's take a cyber-leaf out of someone else's cyber-fic and start things off with some nice favourite quotes and phrase things of mine :)
'Ordinary just isn't enough for me' so very true- why else would I read fiction? from Another Faust (book by Daniel and Dina Nayeri)
'The difference between dogs and cats:
DOGS: they feed me, they love me; they must be God.
CATS: they feed me, they love me; I must be God!' My cat agrees- he just meowed arrogantly...
(i stole another cyber-leaf...)
Someone out there either has too much
THE MORSE CODE:
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
BUT ITS SO AWESOME!!!! :D
(and another- I could make my own cyber-tree!)
Proof that the human race has evolved as far as possible...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
oh that rocks my socks...
(clearly I just have a cyber-leaf fetish...)
Choose your 6 favorite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
Munkustrap and Demeter have kittens. Okay so this is very feasible...One is gray and black like Munk but with Deme's white tummy, and he's called Artonate (Ar-toe-nah-tay), and the other is called Murinomy (Mew-rin-oh-me)and he's black, red and gold.
(4), (5), and (6) are all competing for (2)'s affections. Who wins?
Pouncival, Etcetera and Admetus are all competing for Skimble's affections- well let's put this in a familial context and say that they're all Skimble's kids :D Pouncival would be somersaulting all over the place, Etcetera would be screaming and running around and Admetus would be having a grown-up conversation with his dad. I reckon that, even though Pounce is awesome and Addie would be worth paying attention to, Etcetera is pretty hard to ignore and so she'd almost definitely win.
(6) has to cut off a leg of one of the other 5 cats. Who do they choose and which leg do they sever?
Admetus has to cut off someone's leg and he chooses Cettie because he's deathly jealous of her stealing Skimble's affections from him and he wants to to stop her running around so much- she's making him dizzy!
(1) and (4). Who is more likely to have a chance with (5)?
Munkustrap and Pouncival; who is more likely to have a chance with Etcetera? Hmm, well normally I'd say Pounce but I kindof like the family created in question 2, so I'd have to pick Munkustrap. That would be interesting to see actually...Maybe he could calm her down? Or maybe she could make him have some fun? :D I've seen that pairing before actually...
(1) creeps into (5) and (3)s den to find them about to pour water over (2). (4) and (6) make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake (2) or help (5) and (3). What happens next?
Munkustrap creeps into Etcetera and Demeter's den to find them about to pour water over Skimbleshanks. Pouncival and Admetus make a loud noise coming to see what's happening and those three have to decide to wake Skimble or help Cettie and Deme. What happens next?
Well Munkustrap's initial disapproval disappears as he sees that Skimble is sleep-drooling on a pillow. Demeter whispers to him that Skimble got drunk of his scotch and thought that her and Cettie's den was his and fell asleep there. Pounce is laughing, silently, and Addie snorts with laughter, causing Skimble to shift in his sleep. Deme, the poor paranoid dear, is frightened by the noise and knocks into Cettie who ACCIDENTALLY drops the water over Skimble but then drops the bucket onto Munkus' toe. Skimble wakes up and chases Pounce and Addie out- they are the first two he sees and Munkus hops after Cettie who is laughing at him. Deme follows Munkus for a bit, but then gives up and goes to bed. The end.
Choose a non-ALW song to describe (2) and (3)s relationship.
Skimble and Deme? hmm this could be interesting... well I think Deme could actually be his neice/adoptive daughter so let's see how that goes. How about Eels- I want to protect you (more of a Munk/Deme song, but could be fatherish/daughter..)
Munkustrap discovers his mate Pouncival doesn't love him anymore- he loves Admetus. Admetus, however, secretly fancies Skimble (so THAT'S the real reason he wanted his affection...). Skimble proclaims his love for Demeter but Deme and Etcetera are happily together, except Cettie keeps dreaming of Munkus...Who would cry first on Oprah?
Well well well. This is rife with intrigue! Oh how intellectual I sound... so I think Pounce would cry first because he's young and naive and doesn't appear to love anyone except Munkus, and his sister (?) is dreaming about his mate and his mate is in love with his brother (?). Poor ickle Pouncey :(
(4) is about to kill everyone on your list (don't ask why...). Who do they start with?
Pouncival is about to kill everyone on my list :P He's getting revenge for everyone laughing when he cried first on Oprah. He's a jealous type, so I think he'd kill Admetus first as revenge for making Munkus like him (Pounce is a little confused right now...) and then Etcetera very soon after because they both stole Skimble and she liked HIS Munkustrap :P He's an evil manipulative little kitty really...
Choose your 6 favorite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
(1) and (5) are related. How so and what have they in common (at least one)?
Bombalurina and Cassandra are related. They're cousins and they're both flirts :)
Alonzo is a thief and can only steal one item. He would steal the wristwatch so that he could look flashier than Tugger and all the girls would like him instead.
Alonzo and Jennyanydots are caught by Bombalurina together in a deserted spot. Although they say that Jenny is comforting Alonzo, their expressions tell a different story. What is the real reason and what does Bomba think the real reason is?
Well Alonzo has recently discovered that Jenny isn't anywhere near as old or stuffy as she is made out to be and is enjoying her company because he has a thing for older women. Bomba thinks that either Alonzo has an embarrassing problem to discuss with the mother/nurse of the tribe or that he wants secret crocheting and tatting lessons :P
(3) and (4) are best of friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that (3) is wanting to mate with (2), whom (4) likes. (2), however, is torn between the two, although (5) catches their eye. What happens next?
Jennyanydots and Growltiger are best of friends but have a little tiff when it comes to light that Jenny wants to mate with Alonzo (told you!), whom Tiger likes. Alonzo however, is torn between the two, oh wait three cause Cassandra catches his eye.
Zo really likes Jenny, but Cassie is his soul mate and they look so good dancing together...He thinks Tiger is a bit annoying and doesn't want to be his mistress (he shouldn't have eyes for aught but Griddlebone...) so he just sits back and flirts with Jenny until flirty Cassie is ready to settle down and mates with her, breaking Jenny's heart and causing her to go back to being all strict and motherly.
(5) loves (1) and (1) secretly admires (5). What happens when (2), (3) and (4) find out that (5) loves (1)?
Cassandra loves Bombalurina, and Bomba secretly admires Cassie. What happens when Alonzo, Jennyanydots and Growltiger find out that Cassie love Bomba?
OOOOOh femslash :D Well Zo starts drooling and asks whether he can watch, Jenny is mildly disapproval but together with Tiger counsels Cassie to just tell Bomba. Zo is left drooling on the floor as they all go and find Bomba. They live happily ever after and Alonzo is kept away with a bargepole. :)
(6) has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer. Who will rejoice most and why? (Keep in mind that is it an honor for Jellicles to be chosen to go to Heaviside.)
Coricopat has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer (of course along with Tantomile). Who will rejoice most and why? Ermm, from the list? Well Jenny because she's the motherly one and thinks of all Jellicles as her children. She's pleased because Cori and Tanto were awkward and shy children and it's nice for them to get an honourable send off.
(This one is from Insane Tara)
Pick your 10 favorite characters from CATS (or anything else)
7. Rum Tum Tugger
(1) and (5) are hiding something from the others. What is their secret?
Munkustrap and Victoria are hiding something from the others. Well- Vicky is actually Munkustraps daughter from a one night stand with Griddlebone :)
(2) has found out that (4) and (3) are mates. What do they do?
Macavity has found out that Rumpleteazer and Alonzo are mates. What does he do? Oh that so works! So he kidnaps Zo and uses him to force Teazer to do lots of nasty thingies for him, cause Jerrie ran away and he can't use him as blackmail anymore. He lets them become mates and have kittens but then steals said kittens and locks Zo in a dungeon forever. Then Teazer busts Zo out of jail and they run away, sad because their kittens are stuck with Mac. And then...
well I'm on a roll...
(5) is out on a walk when something stops them. What is it most likely to be?
Victoria is out on a walk when something stops her. It is most likely to be music that makes her want to dance. Or Plato.
Write a summary for a (6)/(1) story.
An Electra/Munkustrap story? I think I've seen one before...
So- Electra was always the most grown up and quiet of the kittens, getting over her crush on Tugger far quicker than the others. She begins to notice who really is the hero of the junkyard and promises herself that she will become mates with him, even if he currently has the hots for her older sister Demeter. Munkustrap is finding it difficult to get close to Deme as she is so paranoid and just wants a normal, fun relationship that he can relax in but still feel like a protector in. He notices that out of all the cats he looks out for Electra is the one who really listens...
Write a title for a (2)/(10) love story.
Macavity/Grizabella. Been done I assume.
A Glamorous Crime. Howzabouthat?
(2)/(8) or (8)/(5)?
Macavity/Mungojerrie or Mungo/Victoria? hard choice there- maybe there was another reason why Jerrie worked for Mac... besides- Vicky is mated. so Mac/Jerrie :D
Who would be a better match for a pollicle dog, (7) or (6)?
Tugger or Electra? Electra- tugger would be too scared of messing up his mane...
(5) is mated with (3), but (6) wants (3) to them self. (6) gets (2) and (8) to help, but everything goes wrong when (3) runs off with (1). (4) and (10) go to bring them both back, but find that (1) and (3) are the parents of (7) and (9). It comes to light that (5) was cheating on (3) with (2), and cheating on both of them with (8). What is Old Deuteronomy's reaction?
Victoria is mated with Alonzo, but Electra wants Zo to herself. Electra gets Macavity and Mungojerrie to help, but everything goes wrong when Zo runs off with Munkustrap. Rumpleteazer and Grizabella go to bring them back but find out that Munkus and Zo are the parents of Rum Tum Tugger and Demeter. It comes to light that Victoria was cheating on Alonzo with Macavity, and cheating on both of them with Mungojerrie. What is Old Deuteronomy's reaction?
He is shocked to find out that Alonzo and Munkus have two children their age (Mistoffelees and magic MUST have been involved...), and that someone like Vicky would be both cheating and cheating with Macavity... He sends them all to different countries to get over each other where they start new tribes and new complicated love stories. he then tap dances for joy along with Jenny and brings in a law to make pink-dyed fur compulsory...
Oh and I am putting myself out there as a beta-reader. I'll read pretty much anything- any fandom, any rating, and pairings (het, slash, femslash, multiple :P)