Madame Plot Bunnie
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Joined 02-08-03, id: 340097
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.
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I'm done. Sorry if I've been a bit (or a lot) of a let-down. This just isn't my style anymore. Thanks for my time here though.

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Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5089 - Favs: 4,978 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Severus Snape's Diary by Wonk reviews
Snape meets girl. Snape tries to rid himself of girl. Snape can't. So Snape creates diary that he thinks is private. Privacy is overrated, anyway. SSHG, Companion to Hermione Granger's Diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,782 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Order of the Phoenix The Musical by Indigo Ziona reviews
PG because your parents will have heard of the songs! I revamp some classic rock and disco hits as well as the occasional Disney song for the musical version of Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,171 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003
Trial & Punishment by Tycho reviews
An answer to the Wizengamot challenge on WIKTT. Someone is on trial for Murder... Chapter 5 is now up. Sentence is passed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,019 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Breakfast Club by Renica Swavely reviews
Based on the great movie, five Hogwarts students are sent to have a long Sat. Detention in the Dungeons. While there for ten hours they must write a scroll on where they think they are going in life. (Alternate Universe)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,068 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Marry, or Die! by smashing sugar reviews
‘You are all I never wanted,’ she thought. ‘The feeling’s mutual,’ he thought. “And now I pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride!” ‘Noooo!’’ they thought. RATING CHANGED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,270 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter Talking To Women by Max Zook reviews
In the summer after the attack on the Department of Mysteries, while mastering occlumency and trying to deal with the Prophecy, Harry Potter must face his biggest fear. He has to talk to women. Honestly, confronting Voldemort doesn't sound all that bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P.
The Condensed Works of William Shakespeare by Sicily reviews
A collection of Shakespeare plays and poetry shortened, parodied, and made understandable to a modern-day readership.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,946 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 11/30/2000
The World Through Three Eyes by Flo reviews
Lavender Brown has a habit of talking to her shoes. Follow stories of her lovelife as it blossoms, withers or stays a sad little sapling with rather... loose roots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 5/24/2003
Blasted Muggle Contraptions by heysweet reviews
"I don’t need people, alright? I certainly don’t need you of all people. End of story. So you can look as pretty as you want and attempt to outsmart me, but I don’t necesssarily think you’re lovely and I’m not admitting to anything.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,167 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Naturally by effectively absent reviews
Hermione's set up a guideline to dictate her relationship with Harry, who's not going to stand for it much longer. Post-Hogwarts, Harry POV, ProfessionalQuidditch!Harry, and the Trio sharing a flat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,727 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Operation Midget-and-Giant by She's a Star reviews
Harry likes Ginny. Ginny likes Harry. The problem? The both of them don't know it. The solution? Ron and Hermione playing matchmaker. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,447 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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Pawn reviews
That was it. She was as good off as dead. She had just become a prisoner, the hostage of Draco Malfoy. 'But there are instances, Hermione, when even pawns can become queens...'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,131 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Festive Us reviews
A response to Verensa Veneries WIKTT "Severus Festivus" Challenge. Severus, plus party, plus Hermione, plus twins, plus eggnog EQUALS...(rated for some minor swearing)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Tender Trap reviews
The two most unsuspecting enemies, wooing each other through a Bet. Neither knows the other's plans. Stolen kisses and angry spats. It could only happen at Hogwarts. DHr, please rr!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,861 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 6/19/2003
With A Dash Of Lemon Juice reviews
A one-time drinking companion turns out to be Severus Snape's new apprentice-Hermione Granger! Hangovers and romance ensue
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,905 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 6/1/2003
Porcelain Woman reviews
Pre-wedding jitters? Bah. Narcissa's P.O.V. on her unhappy wedding to Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2003