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Joined 11-04-11, id: 3401008, Profile Updated: 02-10-13
Author has written 21 stories for Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes, Muppet Show, Calvin & Hobbes, Avengers, Avatar: Last Airbender, Professor Layton, Rise of the Guardians, Hobbit, and Legend of Korra.

Yes, this is stuff I posted at Kink meme's, collected together and posted here so that way people knows it exits seeming how most of the time few people really realizes it exists. Don't expect me to reply to PMs, sorry.

Edit 11/25/2012: A lovely person on Tumblr recently made a few gifsets of my story Meeting Muppets. You can find the gifsetshere: http://skyfallat221b.tumblr.com/tagged/muppetlock

Also, there are text based icons on my my Coulson is a Father story, which you can find here: http://superk328.livejournal.com/2446.html

Edit 2/10/2013: I have fanart for Ancalagon Baggins the story which you can find here or here. The fanart is here: http://feignedsobriquet.tumblr.com/post/40678962699

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Adventuring reviews
Bungo Baggins has always encouraged his son to go adventuring.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Silent Footsteps reviews
We all know Hobbits can be very quiet when they want but what if Hobbits were just naturally quiet. Even without trying they can go unnoticed. So, 5 times Bilbo accidentally scared the crap out of someone in The Company.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
Ancalagon Baggins reviews
[AU] In which everyone survives, Bilbo manages to pick up a dragons egg, and is now landed with a dragon for a son.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,185 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
My Heart, My Home reviews
Two funerals. One Hobbit. One Elven. A heart being put to rest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Gandalf - Complete
A Yeti reviews
The Yeti's listen to North, and to North only. Everything else is inconsequential really.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2012 - North - Complete
The Ancient reviews
She came to this ancient training ground expecting deadliness. She got a song instead.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Bunnymund - Complete
Platonic reviews
Luke and Layton are platonic soulmates, that across the worlds, universes, and time, always manage to find each other in the end. Sometimes human, sometimes magical- one can never tell in this ever weaving world of mystery.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2012 - H. Layton, Luke T.
Those Without reviews
He couldn't bend. He was worth nothing. What use was a non-bender child of the Avatar? Too bad Sokka doesn't allow that kind of thinking.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Sokka, Bumi - Complete
I Am Fine Thank You reviews
Loki is now an Avenger, and has moved into the tower. Clint keeps telling himself he will be fine. Bruce isn't buying it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - [Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B.] [Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R.] - Complete
Coulson is a Father reviews
Coulson has plenty of experience in the field of dealing with obnoxious, misbehaving children. Compared to being the parent of one six-year-old Calvin Coulson, taking care of the crazy bunch known as the Avengers is an utter doddle. If only home life was so easy.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Calvin, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Flower Power reviews
In which Bruce gives Tony flowers, and Tony basks in the process of being wooed.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2012 - [Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
The Long Road reviews
5 times Bruce saved someone's life everyone thought was going to die, and the 1 time those poor people returned the favor.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Life of A Child reviews
When Bruce is de-aged, the team learns more about him then he probably would like. 5 times an avenger got to play with little Bruce and learn something new. TW: Child Abuse
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 114 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Other Variable reviews
AU - In a world where Bruce Banner decided to hide his smarts from the world, Tony Stark realizes just how smart he is. It's hide versus strut, and only one can win. TW: Past Child Abuse
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,896 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - [Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Meeting Boring reviews
A case brings Sherlock and John out into the middle of nowhere in Ohio in America, to meet a child that fascinates one of the world's smartest men: Calvin.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Calvin, Sherlock H. - Complete
Anderson's Lament reviews
Why exactly does Anderson hate Sherlock? Let us count the ways...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2012 - DI Lestrade, Anderson - Complete
Meeting Muppets reviews
A series of drabbles when different Sherlock characters meet different Muppets. Chapter Nine: Mrs. Hudson and The Muppet Show -End-
Crossover - Muppet Show & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Complete
Inward Twist reviews
When the cold sets in, Lestrade's inward twist gets just a little worse. This sets Doctor Watson wondering how the Inspector received such a wound, but neither he nor Gregson are talking...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Dr. Watson, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
Empathatic Response reviews
Ever since he could remember, he could feel people's emotions. It's not always for the best...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2011 - DI Lestrade
I Need A Drink reviews
Five times Lestrade wanted a drink, and the time he got a hug instead.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
In The Heat reviews
Lestrade suffers terribly in the heat. Migraines, shaking limbs, dizzy spells, the works. Of course, he goes on with his work anyway, but in weather like this there's a limit to how long one can cope with wearing a suit to work. He collapses on the job.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete