JuSoCrazy
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Joined 11-04-11, id: 3401404, Profile Updated: 11-06-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I heart fanfiction. Been here for a couple of months and just realized that I could have been reading TwiFic this whole time. So this is my Twilight alter-ego. Felt like cheating to publish Twilight stories under my original pen name, since I write for a totes different series there. That sounds weird now that I'm looking at it but it made sense originally. Hee.

Umm, I go fangirl crazy for Edward. And Jasper. And, if I'm being honest, Emmett. And Jacob. Basically anything male in the series of Twilight gets my blood pumping. As well as all of the actors portraying the kick ass characters in the films. I love reading funny fics and I also love reading super angsty fics. Most of the stuff I write is funny, though, so any anti-angst babies are totes welcome to give it a look.

If you're lost, you can look and you will find me (time after time) in these places:

http://twitter.com/#!/MoreBertaPlease

http://pinterest.com/morebertaplease/

http://morebertaplease.tumblr.com/

http://morebertaplease.wordpress.com/

Don't expect anything earth shattering, though. I'm pretty lazy and not that interesting.

Oh, and I'm pretty cheesy too. In case the Cyndi Lauper reference above didn't tip you off sufficiently.

And that's basically it for now. Thanks for dropping by!

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The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 6982 - Favs: 6,283 - Follows: 7,156 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8928 - Favs: 5,691 - Follows: 3,431 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cracks in the Pavement by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Life is never perfect, the cracks always appear. "My Polaroid would show the face of a girl who has forgotten how to truly smile." Even the strongest of dreams can fail to become enough.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 148,857 - Reviews: 5010 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7789 - Favs: 8,490 - Follows: 3,532 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cherry Moon by lola-pops reviews
In 1962 I find truth in bad boys, loud cars and cheap bourbon. Originally written for the 2011 FGB Compilation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,904 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 117 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Men's Room by Lovelybrutal reviews
Entry for Beyond the Pale 2. Bella needs to sink to the bottom to feel anything. She also needs someone else to take her there. AH. Rated M for language, non-consensual sex, and dark and upsetting subject matter. **HEED THE WARNINGS PLEASE**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Bella - Complete
For When I'm Gone by Boys on Boards Contest reviews
Skateboards and growing up all in one summer!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,404 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella
Baby by beegurl13 reviews
What happens when you give your heart to a boy, and he decides he doesn't want it? How many times can you watch him with other girls and still take him back? What if he called you his Baby? What if you loved him? O/S written for FAGE - All Human, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,830 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14198 - Favs: 15,135 - Follows: 8,253 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 397 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Near You Always reviews
Forever was implied but will they make it out alive? Polyamory, no slash, Savages influence. E/B/J. Bad words, schmexiness, and general violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Bella
A Secondhand Emotion reviews
Edward swoops in to save Bella from an uncomfortable run in with her ex. Can her hardened heart soften up enough to let him in? E/B J/A Em/R AU/AH/OMG/WTF Hilarity and minimal angst ensue. Rated M for language and probable sexy times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,319 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bella, Edward