Pants of Mirkwood
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Joined 11-05-11, id: 3403556, Profile Updated: 04-11-12
Author has written 2 stories for Matrix, A song of Ice and Fire, and Lord of the Rings.

What's green with wheels?

What's that you say? A green wagon? Wrong!

The answer is: Grass!

I lied about the wheels. *Ba-doink* Haha!

Anti-jokes are the epitome of my existance!!!

I am a female high school student from Washington... at least, that's what I WANT you to think! I would say that I am actually a Mirkwood elf, but really, who would be stupid enough to write that on their profile page? One does not simply announce to the world that they are an elf! Ahem. Anyways... I go to my local college part time, so I don't have much time to write. I try, though!

My current obsessions are Lord of the Rings, A Song of Ice and Fire, the Bartimaeus Trilogy, I Am The Great Horse, the Demon's Lexicon series, and My Little Pony. Yes, you are reading the aimless ramblings of a Pegasister!!!

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Our Adventures in the Lord of the Rings by Faramir Lover 93 reviews
This is the story of how me and my friends end up as our favorite characters in the Lord of the Rings Eowyn, Elanor, Arwen, and Mithrellas. And Hannah or Pants of Mirkwood as she is known in FanFiction wrote her own chapters. Please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 47,500 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Arwen U., Eowyn - Complete
Our Alternate Adventures in Lord of the Rings by LadyAsfaloth reviews
A parody of Faramir Lover 93's fanfiction of a similar title, done with permission of course. What happens when four friends randomly awake in Middle Earth? Hilarity, that's for sure! Rated T to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 53 - Words: 59,829 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012
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Hodor and the Snow Cone reviews
A cute, silly little ficlet about Hodor, the Walders, Ned, and a snow cone. Yes, this is abot HODOR, not only NED, but sadly, there was no Hodor option for characters...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Eddard S./Ned
Laura at the Council reviews
What would happen if instead of having a council about the Ring, there was a council about a certain fanfiction? And what does Agent Smith... I mean, Elrond have to do with it?
Crossover - Matrix & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Smith, A., Legolas