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Joined 11-05-11, id: 3403672, Profile Updated: 06-10-13
Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Anthropomorphism. Lots and lots of anthropomorphism. *

PLEASE GIMME INSPIRATION! I'M DYING HERE!

Hey, so...These are the countries for Awkward countryXreader i have.


  • Estonia
  • Sweden
  • Air
  • Prussia
  • i think I'm good for now...if you're wondering why i put this on, it's 'cause it's mostly for me and i keep forgetting which ones to do, so...

    Become a Dork Today! why not, it's free!

    Main note:

    OKAY BROS!

    so, I'm doing two different things for my Awkward countryXreader fluff, so here they are!

    who has signed up for the fluff contest:

    Italia Veneciana

    CielPhantomHiveFan4eva

    ladyphantomhive101

    Aitora x Otaku:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9180444/1/More-Than-One-Kind-Of-Cute

    The signing up will end at the end of June, so make sure you tell me!


    And for a lil' while here, you can sign up to be a co-writer for any one of my stories

    CO-WRITERS:

    Italia Veneciana

    thanks bros! Make sure you sign up!

    Love,

    RF of the Dork Legion ;)

    I totally just noticed that when my requests for Awkward CountryXReader aren't on hold, all the requests are all like 'BAAAAAH!" and then they stop when they go back on hold. ._.

    ...and i've been listening to soooooooooo much W.O.T.E and Imagine dragons.

    Hey! here's some lyrics! now look up the FrUk'in song!

    Demons" By Imagine Dragons

    When the days are cold
    And the cards all fold
    And the saints we see
    Are all made of gold

    When your dreams all fail
    And the ones we hail
    Are the worst of all
    And the blood’s run stale

    I want to hide the truth
    I want to shelter you
    But with the beast inside
    There’s nowhere we can hide

    No matter what we breed
    We still are made of greed
    This is my kingdom come
    This is my kingdom come

    When you feel my heat
    Look into my eyes
    It’s where my demons hide
    It’s where my demons hide
    Don’t get too close
    It’s dark inside
    It’s where my demons hide
    It’s where my demons hide

    When the curtain’s call
    Is the last of all
    When the lights fade out
    All the sinners crawl

    So they dug your grave
    And the masquerade
    Will come calling out
    At the mess you made

    Don’t want to let you down
    But I am hell bound
    Though this is all for you
    Don’t want to hide the truth

    No matter what we breed
    We still are made of greed
    This is my kingdom come
    This is my kingdom come

    When you feel my heat
    Look into my eyes
    It’s where my demons hide
    It’s where my demons hide
    Don’t get too close
    It’s dark inside
    It’s where my demons hide
    It’s where my demons hide

    They say it's what you make
    I say it's up to fate
    It's woven in my soul
    I need to let you go

    Your eyes, they shine so bright
    I want to save their light
    I can't escape this now
    Unless you show me how

    When you feel my heat
    Look into my eyes
    It’s where my demons hide
    It’s where my demons hide
    Don’t get too close
    It’s dark inside
    It’s where my demons hide
    It’s where my demons hide

    D:

    I'll stop now...

    but i'm eating cake...

    and i'm gonna eat it...maybe...?

    Hey.

    Hey.

    Hey.

    Hey.

    Yeah,

    You.

    Hi.

    o̿ ̭ o̿

    When I learnedthere was Iggy's eyebrow's day, from my awesome friend, Alfred and Mattie, I kinda freaked out.

    Them: yo, March third is England's eyeborw's day, 'cuz in japanese, the numbers look like three lines on top of eachother.

    me: \(o)/ KNOWLEDGE, BIATCH!

    (I didn't actually say that, sorry for you weird people who're known as the-ah... expectations-giaganticus. That's right, you're a dinosaur. And you know what.

    Rawr.

    I Rawr you all.

    If you don't know what that means, then...

    smileyface it. smileyface it all.

    Ibetthatdoesn'tmakesensetoyouquestionmark...?

    NOW, On with the business!

    If they're reading this, they'll most likely be real creeped out, but hey, that's what i'm here for, yo.

    Love is for the highest bidder, there can be no trust.

    without trust, there can be no love.


    On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...A beer.


    ヽ( ω)ノ yo. copy and paste this onto your profile

    guten tag! welcome to my profile and please feel free to visit anytime!

    i will do special requests for fanfictions, i just like to do hetalia, it's in my comfort zone :)

    my name is Random Fandom, but most of my older viewers know me as MikatsuX, but you can call me mika, i really don't care :)

    if you really want to know, my favorite animes are: DN angel, Hetalia, yugioh, Wolf's rain, ouran highschool host club, soul eater, Full metal alchemist, etc, etc! (basically anything with Vic Mignogna or Todd Haberkorn in it XD)

    i like the names weak sauce, brohaha, broginski, dink, and awesome-sauce XD

    give me reviews, i will return the favor!

    my favorite characters are all hetalia:

    1.Canada

    2.America

    3.Prussia

    4.Italy

    5.Germany

    6.japan

    7.francey-pants

    8.Russia

    9.Hungary

    10.Austria

    my favorite author is blackrosen21 for her really awesome hetalia RP fanfiction

    if you want to know more, just PM me!

    hope you like my list!

    ve!

    danke fürs Lesen!

    I'd love it if you read my fanfictions!!

    Merci, mon ami. tu est tre gentil! :)


    The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

    I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

    Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

    If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!

    If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

    If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

    If you believe in a place where chickens can cross the road without being questioned, please, for the love of everything poultry, copy and paste this onto your profile XD

    If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

    Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile

    Put this
    (o)on your page
    if you like music

    If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!!

    If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

    if you have ever spelt your own name wrong, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    if you can't say "pasta" normally, and now it's always "pastaaaaaa" copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you,copy and paste this onto your profile

    If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

    If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

    I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

    You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

    There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

    They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

    -I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

    -If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

    -Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

    A conclusion in what you reach when you get tired of thinking.

    Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

    Normal people worry me.

    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

    Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

    Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

    Shit happens, find a toilet

    Who says beggars can’t be choosers, I could have just robbed you

    When life throws you lemons, cut’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.

    When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.

    When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else.

    Whoever came up with ‘Sticks and stones...’ obviously didn’t take into account the viciousness of today’s youth.

    When life throws you lemons, throw them back twice as hard.

    When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let them wonder how you did it.

    When life gives you shit…Put it in a bag and set it on fire.

    FAKE VS. REAL

    FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

    REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

    FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

    REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

    FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

    FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

    REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

    FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

    REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

    FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

    REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

    FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

    FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

    REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

    FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

    REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

    FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

    REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

    FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

    REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

    FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

    FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

    Check this out...

    I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

    uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

    pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

    rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

    mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

    olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

    be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

    mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

    Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

    ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

    Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

    was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

    If you could read that put it in your profile

    America is more than just an idiot, and he is more complex than the world gives him credit for.

    Do not stereotype us or hate us just because you don't like someone who's different than you.

    He's a superpower for a reason. (We made the Soviet Union back down in Cuba!)

    America is the melting pot of nations. (Who else can say that?) (New York City, Los Angeles, San Francisco...)

    We're still the only country to have put people on the Moon. (After 40 years!) (Fuck Russia's rover!)

    If America falls, everyone else does too. (Hello, we buy/sell 1/4 of the world's resources!)

    We invented Star Trek, which in turn led to the invention of a lot of the stuff we use today.

    We know more about World History than the world knows about US History.

    Why do more than a million people move to the US each year if we're such a terrible place?

    Alfred F. Jones is fucking awesome, period.

    Please post this in your profile if you agree, and add your name. Lapis Lazuli Ichigo, Ashynarr, Aya-of-the-night


    Canada is not invisible; he is a bad-ass and even his brother knows it.

    Just because Britain took credit for a lot of Canada's efforts doesn't mean he wasn't there.

    Canada is the only Nation that America completely trusts to watch his back.

    Canada invented walkie-talkies, Standard Time, pagers, telephones, jetliners, electric wheelchairs, prosthetic hands, the gas mask, sonar, basketball, IMAX, insulin, electron microscopes, G-suits, plexiglass, garbage bags, alkaline batteries, cardiac pacemakers, electric ovens, kerosene, egg cartons, snowmobiles, paint rollers, wood pulp paper, peanut butter, and, of course, ice hockey. Eat it bitches!

    Canada has defeated the United States before. It was called the War of 1812 and it culminated in the White House being burned down by Canadian, not British troops. America is still embarrassed by it and skims over it in history classes.

    Canada became an organized country in 1867 but did not gain his full independence until 1982. It was done quietly and without any bloodshed... unlike his brother.

    Canada was in both World Wars from the beginning and contributed far more to the war effort than his brother.

    They have free healthcare. And they've legalized gay marriage.

    Vimy Ridge - Germany is still afraid of Canada because of the ass-kicking he got from that.

    Matthew Williams is amazing, and don't you forget it!

    Please post this in your profile if you agree, and add your name. Ashynarr, Aya-of-the-night, MikatsuX,


    Hetalia is wonderful. J.K. Rowling and Hidekez Himaruya are my gods :3

    Make cookies, not war. Pick flowers, not fights. Melt hearts, not ice caps.

    Take Time To Read Each Sentence
    This is this cat
    This is is cat
    This is how cat
    This is to cat
    This is keep cat
    This is a cat
    This is retard cat
    This is busy cat
    This is for cat
    This is forty cat
    This is seconds cat
    Now read the THIRD word of every line!

    Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: Hiding from you.

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.

    Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

    Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
    Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

    (\ _ /)
    (O.o )

    This is Bunny.
    Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!
    Come join the dark side; we have cookies!

    I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

    I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

    I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

    I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

    I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in years.

    I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

    BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight (...meh), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

    Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, 42santababy42, Fanpire17/TheRandomThing1861, Edward'sNewBella17, Aya-of-the-night, MikatsuX,

    What would you do if life depended on the skill of doctors? What would you do if your hope came from friends that could help you in those darkest moments? There is one brave girl, age 14, who has a heart condition. Her name is Kaitelyn, and she's brave to deal with what she does. Nessie101 has started a Hope Chain called Hearts for Friends. Spread your hope to her by copying and pasting this to your profile, and give her a long deserved smile. She'll never forget those who gave her hope.

    Some awesome lines/quotes

    "FEAR ME DAMN IT!"

    "When someone annoys you ,it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. I choose punch the crap out of them."

    "I have the energy to not be lazy, but the fact remains that I DON'T CARE!"

    "When I smile, run like hell."

    "The feelins' mutual, teme."

    "Shut up and talk."

    The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'
    -George Carlin

    What is laziness, but resting before you get tired? If you agree with this statement, copy and paste it into your profile.

    Be optimistic. All the people you hate are eventually going to die.

    Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

    If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

    If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

    If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

    If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

    If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

    If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

    If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

    If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

    If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

    92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing hysterically instead.

    If you are stupid copy and paste this on your profile (STUPID= Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand)

    l0.0l
    /)) Say hi to owl

    16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

    5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

    Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

    If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

    If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

    SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

    If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile.

    If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

    Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

    If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

    If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

    If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

    If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox,kagome yuna's daughter, Justified Assasin, Reddragon13x, gemini's sorrow, Aya-of-the-night, MikatsuX

    If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

    If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you have a scary crush on an anime/manga character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

    A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

    A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

    If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

    If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

    If you that believe those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile.

    If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you would kill to have wings or a tail post this in your profile.

    For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
    I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

    I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
    I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
    I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
    I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
    I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
    I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
    I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
    I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
    I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
    I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
    I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
    I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
    I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
    I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
    I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
    I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
    I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
    I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
    I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
    I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
    I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
    I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
    I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
    I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
    I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
    I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
    I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
    I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
    I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
    I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
    I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
    Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
    I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
    I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
    I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
    I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
    I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
    I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
    I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
    I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
    I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
    I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
    I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
    I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
    I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
    I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
    I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
    I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
    I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
    I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
    I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
    I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
    I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
    I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
    I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
    I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
    I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
    I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
    I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
    My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
    I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
    I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
    I read Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
    I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
    I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
    I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
    I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
    I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
    I WATCH YAOI so I MUST be perverted.
    I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
    I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
    I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
    I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
    I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
    I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
    I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
    I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
    I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
    I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
    I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
    I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
    I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
    I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
    I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
    I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
    I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
    I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
    I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
    I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
    I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
    I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
    I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
    I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
    I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
    I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    I like ANIME, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
    I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
    I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
    I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
    I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
    I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
    I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
    I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
    I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
    I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
    I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
    I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
    I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
    I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
    I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
    I'm GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
    I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
    I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
    I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
    I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
    I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
    I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
    I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
    I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
    I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so, I MUST be having problems.
    I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
    I'm SWISS, so I must be RICH and ARROGANT.
    I'm AMERICAN so I must be slopp, eat burgers, and curse for a living.

    In heaven, the cops are British, the lovers are French, the food is Italian, the cars are German, and the whole thing is run by the Swiss.

    In hell, the cops are German, the lovers are Swiss, the food is British, the cars are French,and the whole thing is run by the Italians.

    —Traditional joke.

    The happiest man on earth lives in a British house, gets an American salary, has a Chinese wife, and eats Japanese food.

    The saddest man on earth lives in a Japanese house, gets a Chinese salary, has an American wife, and eats British food.

    —Another traditional joke.

    American – arrogant; assertive; open-minded; materialistic; ambitious; progressive; efficient; straight-forward; alert; practical; US-centered world view; egoistic; anxious; fast food eaters; war mongers; God is with us!

    Arabs – intelligent; modest; insecure; anxious; impulsive; “billionaires, bombers and belly dancers“, men wear beards and are womanizers; have subservient and repressed women who wear burka or headscarf; “play & pray” attitude; love celebrations and ceremonies; tea and shisha are important; God is great!

    Argentinians – disagreeable; megalomaniac; warm and friendly people; can be vain & arrogant; beautiful women; cultured society; lazy; disrupting protesters

    Austrians – anxious; traditional; wearing ‘Lederhosen’; yodel the whole day to ‘Volksmusik’; polite; efficient service people, but bureaucratic; modest; not superior-minded; old-fashioned; somewhat cosmopolitan; honest; love the little treats in life like ‘Sachertorte’, beer and good wine

    Australians – party animals; nature lovers; surf all day – drink all night; have surfer chicks; heavy binge drinkers; neurotic; extroverted; sometimes shallow but honest; open-minded; free spirited; love to joke; “hail-fellow-well-met” or “chummy” attitude; men are useless dads; have barbie loving home cooking mums; uncultured; Crocodile Dundee outsider types; sports lovers; meat eaters; bush battling rednecks

    Bangladeshis – poor; unconventional; adaptive; open-minded; agreeable; hardworking; politically inactive; intelligent but poorly educated; productive; inoffensive; often corrupt; poor personal hygiene; taking side-steps to get things done; community and family-oriented; working long hours for minimum pay; masculine behavior of men, showing manliness is important; naturally very friendly and hospitable towards foreigners; younger generation well educated

    Belgians – make good beer; poor personal hygiene; good at mathematics; dishonest in money matters; make bad lovers; hermetically private food-lovers; penchant for building houses and garden sheds; fake ornament decorations; distrust of authority; tax evaders; often run shady side businesses; introverted; modest; impostors for other nationalities; but sometimes overly patriotic; everyone is a neighbor – but more stupid then oneself; eat only french & fries, except chocolate and other sweet stuff; multi-lingual; everyones owns diamonds; “pee where they go”

    Bulgarians – survive on tomato, cucumber and goat cheese only; colorful traditions; natural; open-minded; skiers or sun-worshipers; open, warm and kind people; traditional; let bears dance on fire; skilled craftsmen, farmers and artisans; nationalists; “catastrophic” social consciousness; tolerant; feeble religiousness; lack of fanaticism; condescending attitude; curiosity and openness to the “otherness”; anxious; fearful; efficient; accurate; precise; hardworking; disciplined; clever; highly qualified; drama kings and queens; overly suspicious

    Brazilians – body-centric; party animals; impulsive; incestuous; megalomaniac; most women are super-models, most men are gay or machos; always late; carnivals addicts; soccer and coffee lovers; criminals and robbers; lazy/manana attitude; bean and meat eaters; beach and sun-worshipers; bikini (called: dental floss here) inventors; active; inventive and constructive people; always trying to outwit government and regulations; impossibly favor-oriented; family- and community-oriented

    British (UK) – drinkers; lousy food; stiff upper-lips; ultra-traditional; steady-on, old chaps; bulldog spirit; bad teeth and hygiene; rude; thin; smoke cigar or pipe; scruffy hair; “fitted” clothing; heavy binge drinkers; swear all day long; artistic; “fashionable”; deep thinkers; intelligent and articulate; boastful; anti-American; ride bikes; God save the Queen!

    Canadians – submissive; neurotic; agreeable; modest; open-minded; progressive; efficient; straight-forward; polite; respectful; anxious; law-abiding; orderly; caring for handicapped/elderly/minorities; tolerant; multi-lingual; moderate; no hero/celebrity worshiping; don’t like successful people; anti-American; passive; boring; socialist mindset; eat blubber; wear funny hats; live in igloos further north

    Cayman Islanders – secretive; money-oriented; tax evasive; unsavory; hospitable; but introverted

    Colombians – impulsive; aggressive; violent; kidnappers & narco-traffickers; merengue dancers; passionate; educated; hard-working; caring and listening people; nature lovers

    Czech – agreeable; heavy beer drinkers; bohemian lifestyle; live and let live attitude; tolerant; “He’s a Czech, he never smiles at people he doesn’t know”; easy-to-get women; introverted; frightened and defensive attitude toward other cultures and the outside world

    Chinese – stingy and noisy spitters; fast-learners; open-minded; ambitious; progressive; efficient; materialistic; do kung fu and other material arts; great at mathematics; can’t hold their liquor; terrible drivers; arrogant; assertive; very “short” somewhere private but “bigger” than Japanese; wear glasses; pirate and copy everything; don’t value contracts; cheap labor; drink green tea; eat everything that lives – even tiger balls, bear gall bladder, rhino horns and sea cucumber; smoke opium; business-oriented; money rules the world; prepare for world domination

    Danish – open-minded; somber; introverted; prudish; cold-resistant; decadent hedonists; urban; jovial; untrustworthy; beer-drinking; happy-go-lucky; vaguely unhygienic; profoundly disorganized; sociable and relaxed; easy-going

    Dutch – polite; open-minded; well-traveled; no commitments; boring, but provoking; organized and efficient; harmless; “a nation of rosy-cheeked farmers who live in windmills, wear clogs, have a garden full of tulips and sit on piles of yellow cheese”; opinionated; can be stubborn and incurably mean; downright devious in business affairs; formidable merchants; “Where a Dutchman has passed, not even the grass grows anymore” a Japanese saying goes; an English pamphlet raged: “A Dutchman is a Lusty, Fat, Two-legged Cheese worm. A Creature that is so addicted to eating butter, drinking fat, and sliding (skating) that all the world knows him for a slippery fellow” – at this time the English language gained a whole array of new insults such as “Dutch courage” (booze-induced bravery), “Dutch comfort” (“Things could be worse”) and “Dutch gold” (alloy resembling gold). Others include: “Double Dutch” (gibberish), “Dutch cap” (contraceptive diaphragm), “Dutch wife”/”Dutch widow” (prostitute; sex doll), “Dutch uncle” (harsh admonisher)

    Finnish – vodka-lovers; modest; polite; somber; introverted; reserved; honest; curvy straight-talkers; trustworthy; quiet; serious; diligent and humble; tough negotiators and demanding businessmen; nit pickers; melancholic; very tall and blond; they love nature; frugal; calm; sturdy; sauna fans; have attractive women

    French – good lovers; best cuisine in the world; chaotic; irresponsible; introverted; selfish; cultured; social “players”; do not like to work – prefer to strike; always surrender in war; don’t speak English; rude to tourists; anti-American; ungrateful; live in a bureaucratic Socialist system, totally dependent on the state; don’t use soap; arrogant and conceited; distant and difficult to meet; don’t respect religious freedom; snobs; God who?

    Germans – mechanical; organized; boring; no sense of humor; conscientious; drink beer all day – beer-bellied; always shake hands; born with a monkey wrench in their hands, eating vast quantities of sausage and sauerkraut; men have dodgy facial hair, women are icy Teutonic beauties with blond hair and blue eyes; legendary bureaucracy; both sexes loathe inefficiency, love the Fatherland, have never been late for anything in their lives, and would secretly like to invade Europe, even if they have to do it via the EU; eat about five huge meals a day; follow blindly rules and regulations like “don’t walk on public lawn” and “before crossing the road, wait for the little green man to show even if there is no car in sight”; pedophiliac

    Greek – are big and overweight; lazy; eat souvlaki and olives and drink Ouzo or red wine all day; always break their plates after meals; can’t drive – especially when its dark; disorganized; heavy meat eaters; own all oil-tankers in the world; live the easy life; corrupt; impossible planners; cultured, inefficient; live in “unkempt” buildings with “raggedy curtains”, empty beer cans, kegs or rusted automobiles clutter their yards; have beautiful women, as long they are young – men are mainly homosexual or sexual predators

    Hungarians – good drivers; salami addicts; hot cuisine full of pepper and paprika; use oversized pencils; “a small nation struggling and surviving against the odds”; oppressors turned troublemakers; indigenous; often desperate and hopeless; calm and objective way of thinking; courage; audacity and insistence on ideas

    Indians – unconventional; adaptive; open-minded; agreeable; manipulative; hardworking; politically inactive; studious; intelligent; productive; inoffensive; poor personal hygiene; meditating or walking over fire, pinching needles through their mouth, in hands, legs and other private parts; spiritual, generally poor; snake charmers; legendary bureaucrats; huge families; love to watch soap operas; will outsource the whole world

    Indonesians – fearful; neurotic; extroverted; conscientious; warm and friendly people; lazy; live for today – who cares about tomorrow; no planners; religious; family-oriented; supportive; invented the rubber-time/rarely on time; corrupt; superstitious; slow; inferior; polite; lacking discipline; use feeling not logic; do not follow rules; hypocritical; resistant to change; tolerant; low profile; unwilling to confront or give ‘bad news’; silent in meetings; can’t swim

    Italians – Gigolos; live with their Mamas; even more chaotic than the French; possessive; passionate; pizza/pasta freaks; creative accountants; smooth-talking; manipulative; dishonest; women have mustaches; fashion-addicted; Casanovas; mafia or gang members;

    Irish – loud; no sense of cuisine; impulsive; glass of whiskey or beer in his/her hand; Celtic music fanatics; have red hair and “white-white” skin; live and sleep with their sheep; religious fanatics and protesters

    Israelis – arrogant; religious; strong family relations; well-traveled; anxious; noisy; rude; curse locals on travels; travel in packs only; ruin things if not satisfied; argue over the price of anything – even a cup of tea for a few cent; don’t respect local people; party all night; take a lot of drugs; if people say something against them, then they are surely Nazis; fancy and fashionable women in tight swimsuits; dream of migrating to other countries if their mother would let them; God help us!

    Jamaicans – lazy; grass-smokers; reggae and rasta maniacs; modest; impulsive; loud; boisterous and aggressive; most look like Bob Marley in the morning; strong sense of self and their culture; innovative musicians who influenced many genres; survivors – willing and able to create something from nothing; strong traditional families; caring for others in need; proud God fearing people; want American women and American dollars; don’t like American blacks; not too smart; the life goal of men is to have plenty of babies with multiple women; like patties, Winston, Stella, Ackee and Saltfish; always late; live in trees; walk barefoot and live generally very primitive; want to migrate some place else; every man in Kingston owns a gun; Jamaican women go to the Bahamas and the rest of the Caribbean to look for foreign men; all Jamaican men are uncircumcised; all they care are weed, beach, women and rum; God is Bob Marley!

    Japanese – disciplined; organized; very techy; fearful; neurotic; extroverted; competent; short; wealthy due to being a running dog of the US; workaholics; perverted; bathe in unisex public showers; buy sex toys and porn from vending machines; very “short” somewhere private but “bigger” than Chinese; women are subservient to men and make perfect devoted wives; raw-fish eaters; suicidal, arrive in packs

    Korean (South) – ‘kimchi’ is the only food; open-minded; ambitious; progressive; efficient; materialistic; arrogant; assertive; women are passive; ultra-modern; tech-savy; love gossip; traditional; women may be viewed by outsiders as having low status, being economically dependent, living in social isolation, and being virtual slaves; but actually, they were never confined to the house; they visit friends, shop, and go to popular theater presentations; women, as they grow older, speak their mind with impunity

    Laotians – religious; Buddhists; family-oriented; weed smokers; MSG lovers; warm & friendly people; relocated & traumatized refugees; Boat People; farmers; copy the Thai cuisine; eat only sticky rice; wear baggy trousers; hospitable; relaxed; know how to enjoy life; believe in karma and spirits; politically inactive and uninterested

    Luxembourg – all rich bankers; shady characters with black hats; manipulative; secretive; introverted; live from money laundering and fund managing; hard-working, intelligent; good in mathematics and monetary transactions

    Malaysians – lazy; anxious; neurotic; manipulative; survive by cronyism and nepotism; introverted; have inferiority complex; arrogant; have speed traps everywhere; ultra-religious, but sell porn everywhere; inhospitable, hate Westerners; boring; have great varieties of food; embrace multi-culturalism; wear bright, colorful clothes; every long-term visitor is expected to convert to Islam; love to watch soap operas; men chauvinistic, have mistresses; women traditional but with modern thinking

    Mexicans – heavy tequila drinkers; impulsive; wear huge sombreros; religious; family-oriented; neurotic; modest; megalomaniac, men overweight with golden teeth and 3-day-beard, women attractive and easy to get; all women look like Salma Hayek; sneaky; banditos; maids or illegal immigrants; lazy; never finish anything – not even revolution; either sleeping, leaning against a cactus or bored; warm & friendly people; hospitable; great food (enchiladas, tortillas, burritos) and cheap cost-of-living; a real land of the free; mystical cults; human traffickers into the US

    Moroccans – wants everything gratis; look like Ali Baba; live in an Oasis in the desert surrounded by palm trees; traditional; hospitable; nomads roaming the sands on camels; mysterious; have exotic food; human traffickers into Europe; poor people; lost paradise; polygamists; Casablanca!

    Nepalese – poor and unemployed, but religious; peace-loving separatists; love colorful clothes, flags and fabrics; illiterate; suppressed and exploited women; tolerant; struggling to survive; anti-Indian; cultured; enlightened

    New Zealanders – neurotic; extroverted; strong; unemotional; kiwi-eaters and farmers; provincial; pastoral; lack of sophistication; without any modern cosmopolitan nature; quainted; laid-back; relaxed; productive; opportunity-offering and seeking; multi-racial, tolerant; MacGyver mentality; unconventional; the 3 R’s: “Rugby, Racing & Beer”; independent; unfeminine women, wearing only masculine clothing; disregard intellectuals; farming Frodos; distrust politicians

    Nigerians – internet scam artists & drug dealers; violent; neurotic; open-minded; modest; manipulative; hard-working; creative; enjoy life; practice bizarre cults; sacrifice their first-born children; corrupt; love money; always horny; women enjoy house management works

    Norwegians – modest; somber; introverted; trolls, blond-haired, blue-eyed; rational and bored; boring; dependent on welfare state and petroleum; lax rules of sexual morality; institutionalized yearning for nature and simplicity; alcoholics; uneducated; stupid country bumpkin; rural traditions; rustic and unsophisticated fish-eaters; lamentable manners and muddy boots; stunning petroleum wealth

    Pakistani – hardworking; politically inactive; studious; intelligent; productive; and inoffensive; low-paid; do dirty jobs; cricket-addicted; anti-Indian; wild-eyed fanatics; militaristic; emotional

    Philippines – “region of natural and man-made disasters”; religious; have large, extended families; neurotic; modest; love to watch soap operas; cars are old patched American jeeps (jeepneys); tricycles are everywhere; chaotic traffic; colorful; kidnapping of foreigners is a favorite past-time – besides cock-fighting; obsession with cellphones and SMS; women call their husbands ‘master’; everyone has at least 3.000 pair of shoes; drama kings and queens; oversea workers sacrifice comfort, endure loneliness and abuse to work abroad to support & satisfy their families neverendingly; exotic foods and fruits; 7.000 exotic islands; warm & smiling people; love Karaoke; cheerful bantering; “Hey, Joe!”; God is Jesus, Mary and the holy trinity!

    Polish – neurotic; never smile but complain a lot; hard bargainers; babysitters; intolerant; heavy alcohol users; your car will be stolen, once you cross the border; easy-going; conservative; intellectual; attractive women, aggressive men – always up to pick a fight; excellent drivers; hard-working; helpful; listen to folk music; sit in church all day if nothing else to do; very religious

    Portuguese – ignorant; violent; love buffoonery; kind; rural people with ‘Singer’ sewing machines; bull fighters; meat eaters; drink port wine; love celebrations; well traveled hundreds of years ago – now more introverted; always longing for something, but don’t know what; feel lonely; nostalgic; “the past old days were the best”; waiting for the next hero to come; prefer to live a simple life and mocks the powerfuL

    Romanians – directly related to Dracula; everyone owns a mystic castle in the Carpate mountains in Transylvania, backwards-oriented; primitive; refuse to work; have to many children; slow; ingenious; trying hard – but never succeed; mistrust police and government; love to celebrate; “women are mothers and wives, trafficking of women, prostitution, domestic violence and sexual harassment is their own fault”; manipulative; nationalists; stable and value-oriented

    Russians – aggressive; rude; good tippers, big spenders; generally generous; open-minded; agreeable; love their “babushkas” and the last Czar; either spys or communists; alcoholics (primarily Stolichnaya vodka); mainly poor – with a few shiny billionaires; buy football clubs around the world (mainly in England); love ice hockey, gymnastics, wrestling, weight lifting; organized crime (the Russian Mafia) is everywhere; overweight; have deep hearty laughs; threatening nuclear war; want to invade with MIG fighter jets; ultra-orthodox Christians; love to secretly poison their enemies with uranium injections; warmongering similar to Americans

    Singaporeans – adaptive; super-efficient; fearful; anxious; crime-averse; rich; selfish; money-oriented; hard-working; clean; stylish; organized; disciplined; tolerant; introverted; career- and certificate-oriented; multi-cultural; love to eat chicken rice; over-regulated; obedient to government and hierarchies; fashionable; against chewing gum and smoking; are ‘kiasu’ – an extreme fear of losing/missing out; “women are materialistic, superficial, high-maintenance, have their heads too high up in the clouds, narcissistic; men are similar, just add boring, egoistic and they live with their parents”; love shopping – love SHOPPING!; the 5 C’s: “Cash, Car, Credit Card, Condominium, Country Club Membership”

    South Africans – impulsive, racists; disease-infested; tribal; poor; community-oriented; strong masculine men; repressed women; proud; love to sing and dance; colorful celebrations; have short life; live in a dangerous country; suspicious; materialistic; apathetic; regretful; egoistic; pessimistic; revengeful; love TV; enjoy life to the fullest

    Sri Lankis – aggressive separatists; lazy; jealous; rebellious; ardent defenders of faith; friendly & warm people; conservative; strong beliefs in cultural norms; extreme traditional; uneducated, unskilled and unemployed; patriarchic and devoted women; believe in “natural evolution of things”; entrepreneurs; sometimes naughty deal makers; opportunist linguists – ‘Neither here nor there’

    Spaniards – lazy; party animals; womanizers; food lovers (Paella); extroverted; untidy; conscientious; impulsive; megalomaniac; bull fighters; always late; “know how to live”; wine-drinking and ham-eating; temperamental; affectionate; look like Antonio Banderas; emotional cry-babies; sophisticated; everybody smokes and talks all the time; proud and patriotic; fashionable, love to dance; relaxed; nationalists; cultured; respect their rights and duties; history and ancestry are important; leisure culture; open-minded and warm people;

    Swedish – conscientious; blond-haired, blue-eyed; wealthy; enlightened; rational and bored; boring; dependent on their welfare state; lax rules of sexual morality; institutionalized yearning for nature and simplicity; heavy drinkers; modest; introverted; sophisticated and modern

    Swiss – rich; competent; introverted; modest; anxious; serious; multi-lingual; brand-affine; nit pickers, hard bargainers; watch makers; sit in the mountains, ‘yodel’ and milk their cows; play 12m long Alpine horns; ruddy cheeked; pretty smug because of the fresh mountain air; their trains always run on time; their diet is chocolate and holey-cheese; women are mostly blond, never grow old, like to help milking the cattle and are usually called Heidi; live in wooden huts on the mountainside; each room has at least one cuckoo clock; except people in Zurich: those are sharp-suited secretive bankers hoarding Nazi gold and helping out corrupt politicians and gangsters; obsessed with the environment, cleanliness and punctuality; tight on the rules; very private

    Taiwanese – ambitious; progressive; super-efficient; materialistic; descended from the Kuo Min Tang, the running dogs of the American imperialists who fled to Taiwan in 1949, taking enough priceless national treasures with them to ensure their wealth right up to the present day; tech-savy, independent, proud

    Thai – impulsive; manipulative; fun-loving (“Sanuk”); conservative; speak/sing a funny language; most women are hot and sexy and work in massage parlous or in bars; men rent out motor bikes or get drunk on Mekong Whiskey on the beach – except ladyboys; nationalists; suspicious towards foreigners; polite; good care-takers; can cook well; greedy; narrow-minded; promiscuous; dishonest; traditional; shy in public; family-oriented; religious; self-confident; independent; intelligent; ignorant; can get very violent and unreasonable very swiftly; can’t pronounce ‘R’; proud and patriotic; superiority-complex; resourceful; street-smart; emotional; Long live the King!

    Turkish – neurotic; conscientious; impulsive; lazy; oppressive; nationalists; intelligent; belly dancers; live from Kebab and Raki; men wear long bended swords in baggy trousers and turbans, have long beards; women wear a headscarf;

    Vietnamese – modest; mystical; obscure, wear funny hats and sleep in rice fields; eat baguette and strawberry jam or pate; hard-working; friendly; helpful

    If you are a die-hard Hetalia fan paste this on your profile and bold the ones that apply to you:

    You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when:

    1. You start laughing hysterically at maps.

    2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together.

    3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class.

    4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots.

    5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies).

    6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

    7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

    8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

    9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

    10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

    11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

    12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

    13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

    14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

    15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "PruCan" and " FrUk" means.

    16. You end every sentence with "aru".(sometimes)

    17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

    18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

    19. You want Prussia back on the map. (He's on there if you believe!)

    20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

    21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

    22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

    23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

    24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.

    25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

    26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.

    27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)

    28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

    28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

    29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

    By Popular Demand—How to Tell if You're a Writer:

    -If you talk to yourself.

    -If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

    -If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

    -If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

    -If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

    -If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

    -If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

    -If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

    -If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

    -If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

    -If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

    -If people think you might have A.D.D.

    -If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

    -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

    -If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

    -If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

    -And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

    15 WAYS TO DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE:

    1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

    2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

    3) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

    4) In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."

    5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

    6) Dont use any punctuation

    7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

    8) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

    9) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

    10) Sing along at the opera.

    11) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

    12) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

    13) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!"

    14) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

    15) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

    If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile

    If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you are a yaoi fangirl, copy this onto your profile. (Not as bad as Hungary, though. No one can be as bad as Hungary...)

    If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

    If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    if you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. (Very tempting...)

    98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

    If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

    If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

    IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! I BELIEVE DUDES

    If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

    If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

    If you love Yaoi/Shonen-ai, copy this to your profile/signature!

    If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

    If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

    If you watch show that you would suffer through withdrawal or die without, copy and paste this into your profile.

    Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

    If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

    If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you play an instrument copy and paste this to your profile and put your name and instrument; Dark lady of the Sonnets French Horn!!, Erikroolsall piano, SpiritoftheMapleLeaf Guitar, purple ukulele,

    If you love random things, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

    If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

    If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

    If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

    If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

    If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

    Copy and paste this if you've ever used the term 'like a boss'.

    Copy and paste this if instead of using the term, 'like a boss,' you've changed it to 'like a Spain'.

    If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

    "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

    98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

    If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile.

    It seems like everyone has a Myspace. If you don't have one, and see no point in having one, copy and paste.

    Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

    Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

    If your lifelong dream is to have a German Sparkle Party with Prussia and Germany, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you've watched every Hetalia episode whether it was in Japanese or English, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

    If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

    If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

    If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

    If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

    If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile

    If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

    If you become hostile and defensive when someone makes fun of your favorite country, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you dig Greece's sexy cat ears like Japan, copy and paste this onto our profile.

    If you ever read something really funny in a book and laughed really loud while other people looked at you weird, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you believe tomatoes are a fruit, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you love to write copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you want to become one with Russia, copy and paste this onto your profile, da?

    If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you still think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

    If you actually read other people's profiles, copy and paste this into your profile!

    If you are still weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

    If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement and temperature, copy this to your profile.

    If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

    If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile

    If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.

    Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you hate stereotypes put this on your profile and bold the ones you are:

    Lovino starred, looking around and taking in the scene of the over-crowded, loud, sweaty, bustling room. Standing in one corner, glancing judgingly over the table of refreshments was Aristocratic Bastard, accompanied by his ever-present She-Stalker Bastard who was yammering away about something or other. Potato Bastard A and Potato Bastard B stood together, the later with his arm slung over a nervous looking Hamburg- Wait a minute. Romano frowned, no that wasn't right. Hamburger Bastard was on the opposite side of the room, looking like he was annoying the hell (no surprise) out of Tea Bag Bastard. Well then who the fuck was that? He sure looked like the Hamburger Bastard, albeit maybe a little transparent.

    Fucking weird.

    Romano shrugged, deciding he'd just call him Nobody Bastard.

    Also amongst the crowd stood Rapist/Pervert/Sick Minded Fuck/ Bastard and the Cat-Loving Bastard looking bored and tired and leaning heavily on the Quiet Asian Bastard who was trying to support both of their weights while having a conversation with the Ponytailed Asian Bastard

    And then there was the Fucking Makes-You-Piss-Your Pants-With-How-Fucking-Scary-And-Intimidating-He-Is Bastard, standing there alone and freakish-looking in the corner of the room watching everyone like a hawk, smiling creepily while a cloud of dark aura floated over him the whole time.

    Romano shivered and swore he saw the freak's smile widen.

    Edging away from said corner quickly, he turned his attention warily back to the crowd.

    Damn. That was a lot of people he hated. - Romano

    Man up or I'll beat you up with my peace prize!- Switzerland


    Here's meh wife- Sweden

    Kesesesese -Prussia

    Kolkolkol- Russia

    Drop dead England- America

    Well I didn't ask, but okay.- Liechtenstein

    Maybe if I feed him some bad sushi he will go away- Japan

    Eww, it taste like ink!- America

    I'm the hero!- America

    I shall now express my anger through the piano- Austria

    It's me as an adult'a person!- Chibitalia

    I lied to a bambino! A me'a bambino!- Italy

    Chigi...- Romano

    Potato bastard- Romano

    Ohonhonhon- France

    You an ass!- China

    All will become one with mother Russia, da?- Russia

    Marry me, marry me, marry me, marry me, marry me, marry me...- Belarus

    *bounce bounce bounce bounce*- Ukraine

    Is this your little girlfriend, or boyfriend, or gender-neutral chibi thing?- Some soldier guy

    Things I wish would happen...

    America- when da f*ck did I get 50 children?

    Me- Hey America's hat!


    Canada- My name's Canada...

    There's a game I made up where if you look close enough the contries molest eachother.

    There's another game me and my friends came up with where we spin the globe and hold our fingers up to it. Whom ever we land on is our new husband.

    Lyrics to The Stereotype Song :

    I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
    And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
    Let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
    And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
    Dance
    Dance
    Dance
    Dance
    Dance-Dance-Dance
    Dance

    I love those fat Americans. You know they’re so obnoxious.
    They’re always eating burgers. They’re always holding shotguns.
    And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
    They all got 100 kids ’cause they don’t know how to put a condom on.
    Uh huh. ‘Cause that’s the way they role.
    You’ve got to go big like an Israeli nose.
    If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they’re
    Out of control like a Chinese driver.

    I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
    Rockin’ burkas while they’re riding camels.
    I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they’re cool, but
    They’re always high, so don’t let them fool ya. (yah, man)
    And I love them Puerto Ricans,
    Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
    I’m just joking. If you didn’t know then
    You’re a little slow and you’re probably from Poland.

    I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
    And we should Dance
    Dance
    Dance
    Dance
    Dance-Dance-Dance
    Dance
    to these stereotypes.
    Let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
    And we should
    Dance
    Dance
    Dance
    Dance
    Dance-Dance-Dance
    Dance to these stereotypes.

    Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
    If you love the outback redneck Australians,
    And the crooked teeth of an English dude
    Or those creepy Italians who think they’re smooth.
    And how could anyone hate the French.
    Yeah, I know their hairy women don’t shave their pits.
    Brazilian girls is what you want,
    Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

    I love Africans, but hold up a second.
    National Geographic says they’re all butt-naked.
    Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
    They’ve disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
    Uh oh! They’re all on my checklist,
    Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
    They’re stereotypes, and if you believe them,
    Then your brain is small like a Korean’s penis.

    I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
    And we should dance dance dance
    Dance
    Dance
    Dance
    to these stereotypes.
    Let’s come together and live in this world like a uni-brow on an Indian girl,
    And we should
    Dance
    Dance
    Dance

    I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
    I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
    I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
    I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
    I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
    I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
    I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
    I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.

    I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
    And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
    Let’s come together and live in this world like a uni-brow on an Indian girl,
    And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

    Yeah, Ha, ha, I’m just playing, you know I love you guys, but seriously don’t hump any sheep!

    Song by your favorite martian.

    Things I like:

    Good grammar.

    A good manga

    Yaoi

    Perfection in my writing

    Anything Japanese

    Every Single Damn Country, good or bad.

    Uura Saeka

    Ivan Braginski.

    Lovino Vargas

    Vash Zwingli

    ANIME AND MANGA

    Smut Romance Manga

    People who are perverted (like meinself)

    Lemons (not the ones you eat)

    Lemons (the ones you do eat)

    Things I dislike

    Yuri (I don't hate it, It's just not for me.)

    People who nitpick

    Horrid fanfiction

    Horrid Grammar

    People who don't like yaoi

    People who think I'm weird 'cause I read things with rape in them. (yaoi)

    People who dislake Hetalia fans

    Dragon Ball Z

    Crack pairings (they piss me off)

    Hate/Love pairins. I like it when they love eachother equally.

    People who think I ONLY read/watch yaoi.

    People who don't acknoledge Sealand, never heard of Liechtenstein, and say Prussia doesn't exist.

    People who hate just to hate.

    People who think there's only one sense of humor.

    Whenever someone mistakes Austria for Australia.

    When someone pronounces Ludwig wrong (it's lood-wig)

    People who think Russia is scary.

    If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy this to your profile.

    If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy this in your profile.

    If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

    Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

    If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

    Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

    Helpful Advice: A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

    As I laid in bed, looking up at the stars, one thought crossed my mind...WHERE THE HECK WAS THE CEILING!?

    If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

    “I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V.

    I'm a dork, you're a dork, let's take over the world.

    Good friends don't let you do bad things... Alone.

    Things to do Today:
    1. Get Up
    2. Survive
    3. Go back to bed

    Grammar Rules:
    Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.
    Just between you and I, case is important.
    Verbs has to agree with their subject.
    Watch out for irregular verbs which has cropped up into our language.
    Don't use no double negatives.
    A writer mustn't shift your point of view.
    When dangling, don't use participles.
    Join clauses good like a conjunction should.
    And don't use conjunctions to start sentences.
    Don't use a run-on sentence you got to punctuate it.
    About sentence fragments.
    In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep strings apart.
    Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.
    Its important to use apostrophe's right.
    Don't abbrev.
    Check to see if you any words out.
    In my opinion I think that the author when he is writing should not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words which he does not really need.
    Then, of course, there's that old one: Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.
    Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.

    If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.

    My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this into your profile.

    If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

    Never judge a book by its movie.

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

    People
    are similar to
    apples on trees.
    The best ones are
    at the top of the tree. The
    others don’t want to reach
    for the good ones because they
    are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
    Instead, they just get the rotten apples
    from the ground that aren't as good,
    but easy. So the apples at the top think
    something is wrong with them, when in
    reality, they're amazing. They just
    have to wait for the right person to
    come along, the one who's
    brave enough to
    climb all
    the way
    to the top
    of the tree.

    If you solemly swear you are up to no good, copy this into your profile.

    MOST of people on fanfiction believe that 98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the few people who knows that statistic is a huge exaggeration, copy and paste.

    Music is like candy bars: You throw away the rappers.

    Never get into an argument with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

    If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it. (I have WAY too many unfinished stories...)

    If you narrate your thoughts in any recent voices you've heard, copy this into your profile.

    There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. Copy and paste if you agree.

    Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were someone else? A particular someone, perhaps?

    Have you ever imagined what you would be able to do if you were, say, Superman?

    What would you be? Stay good or go evil?

    Heck, if you had that much power, would you even stay sane?

    -Anonymous

    I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    I hijacked a rainbow and crashed into a pot of gold.

    Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

    All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made Hogwarts students write:

    "If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout ‘TO THE BAT MOBILE!’"
    "I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "
    "I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."
    "I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."
    "Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"
    "I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."
    "I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."
    "I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."
    "I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."
    "I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book."
    "I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "
    "I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."
    "I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."
    "I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "
    "Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."
    "I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"
    "If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."
    "I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand."
    "I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."
    "I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."
    "I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him that they are real animals."
    "I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"
    "I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."

    But I did look at the weird reviews I have sent in the whole time I have been on the site. And let me tell you, They are fricking WEIRD.

    So, to make up for the sadness of not updating-ness, I will try to cheer you up with these retarded reviews.

    Enjoy!

    ((P.S. It's not a mistake that I left the story names on there, I left them there so that you could read them

    Thanks ))

    Softening a Heart of Fear

    Dear Livvie,

    I loved this story and it was truly phenomenal. You are an inspiration to me, and i loved the way that you wrote this. I look forward to reading more of your fanfictions like this, and i just wanted you to know that even if i read them repeatedly, they will always be just as...what's the word...AWESOME. Or, you know, not yellow...

    :) anyway, i just wanted you to know that i love your stories and i look forward to reading more of them!

    Sincerely,

    that creepy person who signs Reviews like they're sending some cordial E-mail...

    Flowers and Violins

    WOOT! you updated this super ninja fast! good job! i love this!

    Gauken Hetalia

    le gasp!* She may not like Iggy no more!? WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT?

    hey, whatever happened to France?

    XD

    Germany x Reader: The Unknown Country

    nice! god job on this! i can't wait for the rest of the story!

    Light

    nice. Pick-up lines always work like that, especially if you're Prussia.

    Flowers and Violins

    :D nice!

    call me maybe was going through my head the whole time...

    A Prussian Diary

    nice warning, bro XD

    Flowers and Violins

    nice! you should do another chapter!

    A Prussian Diary

    XD awesome.

    Supah Hawt Lifeguard

    i like the...'Supah Hawtness that makes your ovaries explode' XD

    America's Rants

    hold the phone.

    hold it.

    hold it.

    are you holding it?

    HOLD YOUR PHONE!

    thanks

    but Canada is manly-er-er-er...than you and stuff 'cuz...yeah...i dunno where I'm goin' with this again, but i'm prepared to be attacked by ravenous fangirls for trolling...

    those deadly, deadly girls will soon be the end of me...

    as long as i can still scare the crap outta people, I HAVE NO FEAR!

    i think my enter button broke...

    hey...it didn't...yay...

    talking outta your ass is fun, huh bro?

    kay...so...

    I SAY UNTO YOU OF THEE UN-AWESOME

    SUCK IT LOSERS!

    Just kidding, you know i love you bros

    America's Rants

    SERIOUSLY, BRO?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN AND HOW YOUR CRAPPY SPELLING IS AFFECTING THEM!

    Jk.

    cool story bro.

    A Hetalia Drabble Collection

    nice! i like this!

    Russia x Reader: Are You Affriad of the Dark?

    AAWW! Russia's so cute! Good job writing this! I like how you made Russia afraid of the dark and how he reacted Really cool

    well, that's my review, hope i helped!

    Germany x Reader: The Unknown Country

    DUUUUUUUUUUDDEE! This is so awesome! it's so...

    TOTES EPIC SUPREME! :)

    I hope you can make another chapter!

    Why?

    WOOT! i like this! good job! i can't wait for the next chappie!

    Country x Reader Drabbles

    WOW that's depressing but awesome at the same time

    Let The Summer With Units Begin

    MICE! eheh...

    i suck at spelling XD

    NICE!

    i really like what you've done! it's AWEEESSOOOOOMEE

    Oopsies

    eehhh...not sure what to say about that...I don't really like blood, but i like how you wrote it! it was wonderful!

    For Ransom

    nice! i can't wait for the next ones to come, bro!

    Some Snowflakes Don't Melt

    XD this is really good! please make more!

    Prussia x Reader: The Little Cross

    aww good job, bro!

    Chibi Adventures

    XD awww that's good nice one!

    Country x Reader Drabbles

    aww that's so cute! good job, bro!

    The itsy bitsy spiderFairy tale hetalia crossover

    oooh snap

    good job, bro! can't wait for chappie #3 i'm sure it'll be awesome

    Hetalia units- Best(or worst) gift ever

    aww that's cute! good job on this! i applaud you!

    Secrets never keep

    XD that's bad... good job, though!

    For Ransom

    XD i like it! ah, poland. what a wonderfully strange gender-confused boy you are. how i love you!

    America's Dream Girl

    WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT!

    i thought you liked Iggy, 'Merica?

    huh? what's that about?

    huh? huh? huh?

    I'm Going To A Concert

    yup GO FINNIE! YUSH!

    Hetalia units- Best(or worst) gift ever

    nice! you should add...IGGY! i bet the parents would like him, since he's a gentleman. don't let him in the kitchen, though...

    Vacation With the Boys

    nice! you did good in this, mon ami!

    ((Queue the endless screaming of fangirls because of my smexy frenchness ] ))

    Hetalia drabbles

    :( that's sad!

    The itsy bitsy spiderFairy tale hetalia crossover

    NOOO! i hate cliffies! could you do a second chapter? please?

    For Ransom

    OOH! god job can't wait for the next one, brah!

    Newlyweds ReaderXVarious Hetalia Characters

    nice...just...nice.

    Hetalia x Reader Series

    wow, good job! i love it

    Hetalia x Reader Series

    YES! this is soooo cute! fantastic job!

    Hetalia x Reader Series

    yes, yes he would make a damn sexy pirate XD

    Into the world of Hetalia! Reader Inserts

    XD nice

    ((these words touch my heart every time…))

    Into the world of Hetalia! Reader Inserts

    I TOTALLY HAD A FANGASM WHEN ITALY SANG MARUKAITE CHIKYUU XD

    ((told you so!))

    Into the world of Hetalia! Reader Inserts

    ohohonhonhon! you got France and Hungary PERFECTLY! great job!

    Into the world of Hetalia! Reader Inserts

    XD nice!

    Hetalia Drabbles

    XD nice! you should make a romano one these are really good, btw!

    Hetalia 100 Drabble Challenge

    XD awesome stalker powers

    Hetalia 100 Drabble Challenge

    aww good job! i like this idea! you should do an germanyXreaderXprussia or something... :) hahah!

    ChinaxReader War

    aww

    The Hetalia Reader Insert Series

    aawww! that's so sweet!

    The Hetalia Reader Insert Series

    XD woohoo! france is so awesome! good job!

    The Hetalia Reader Insert Series

    XD WOOT! I LOVE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE! YEAHH!

    The Hetalia Reader Insert Series

    lol nice!

    Hetalia Collection

    lol nice AN, dude.

    Irregular (Hetalia) Reader-Inserts

    nice!

    Irregular (Hetalia) Reader-Inserts

    NICE! i like it

    A Prussian Diary

    heheh stupid tomato...

    For Ransom

    OOOH! this is getting good! please continue!

    Gauken Hetalia

    XD nice! god, wouldn't it be awesome to have a sleepover with the hetalia characters? i think so…except for france…

    Short Hetalia Oneshots

    XD nice!

    Hetalia oneshots

    lol XD russia's magical like that! i could totaly see him hiding around the corner with the baltics spying on them XD good job on this!

    Let's Throw A Concert!

    WOOT! good job! love that song btw!

    Let's Throw A Concert!

    XD of course the pedos must ruin the moment. good job though!

    Let's Throw A Concert!

    XD nice. and yes, if they're still in the prate getup, which i assume had partial high-heels, it'd be horror to walk up like, 5 flights of stairs. i've tried.

    Let's Throw A Concert!

    XD hell yeah kyoya's sexy! when is he not...?

    Let's Throw A Concert!

    XD yup, that's tamaki.

    Let's Throw A Concert!

    XD nice! i love all your OHSHC fanfics!

    Ouran Next Generations OHSHC X Reader

    XD love the last part! that's really good!

    Ouran Next Generations OHSHC X Reader

    XD nice!

    Marvelous MissAdventures of OHSHC X Reader:

    XD nice! you made ma laugh really hard! could you write another pleeeease? :3

    The Soldier

    XD sooo meeean you made fun of japan's accent XD i don't wanna sound like eminem either, so...

    Paw Prints

    XD nice! make another pleeeease!

    China X Reader: In the Dark

    OOH nice! you should make another chapter!

    Problems of the heart Kyoya X Reader

    XD nice good job writing this!

    River Angel

    OOH nice! you should make more one-shots!

    How to Forgive and Forget

    XD nice! make another one pleeeeaaaassseee!

    All's Fair in Love and War

    WOOT! make another! i like this!

    Flu

    haha! Aww

    Time to Get a Gun

    YES! DO ANOTHER CHAPPIE! I AM YOUR CONSCIENCE! DO ANOTHER!

    Ludwig x Reader - My Dearest Angel

    Aaw

    Cena con la famiglia italiana

    aww that's real cute!

    Christmas Revue

    haha! nice good job writing this!

    Cats Are Psychic

    aww that's good!

    Birthday Suit Pajama's

    haha! nice AN, man! good story

    Alfred x Reader HHS

    Aww this is really good!

    Alfred x Reader HHS

    OOH PLOT TWiST!

    Switzerland x Reader: Thief

    XD badass. that is all.

    North Italy x Reader: Cooking Lessons

    AAW this is real cute!

    Hetalia X Reader Chronicles

    honhonhon good job i like it!

    Hetalia X Reader Chronicles

    AAW!

    Hetalia X Reader Chronicles

    lol XD wait...so i guess you can't fall asleep around them...huh? eh, can't be friends with them. i fall asleep everywhere, on my friends, doing work, on my friend's stuff, on my friend's work…

    Hetalia X Reader Chronicles

    nice! lol i'd fangirl if i found hetalia characters XD

    World Meeting Chaos

    AAW sad it's the last chappie... lol love japan's proposal XD awesome-sauce!

    World Meeting Chaos

    T.T one more chappie...N'aw! damn... :(

    World Meeting Chaos

    France-ness should be a word.

    World Meeting Chaos

    XD go francey-pants! yeah!

    World Meeting Chaos

    XD nice!

    World Meeting Chaos

    :3 this is good! you're very talented!

    World Meeting Chaos

    AAW!

    World Meeting Chaos

    haha nice!

    World Meeting Chaos

    nice! i like it!

    Estonia X reader

    AAW! YOUR WRITING'S SOOOOOO CUTE!

    Moon

    AAW thsi one's cute tooo!

    The Manga of us

    AAW that's really cute! you should make more one-shots! DOO EEET!

    Cadbury eggs and Yami Yugi

    aww that's so cute!

    Love is Art

    woot! Nice

    What's Worth Fighting For?

    OOOH nice!

    A Manual?

    AAW Alfred's soooo cute!

    A Manual?

    XD nice

    Nekotalia Drabbles

    AWW kitties are just so...N'YAAWW

    CanadaXReader: The Wishing Tree

    N'AAAW that's soooo cute!

    It's All About the Pants

    pfft hahaha! Nice

    Fortunate Affections

    AAW

    For Ransom

    Sweet great job on this chappie

    Acute Reverse (Gakuen Hetalia CountryxReaderxCountry)

    NICE! good job! write moooore!

    Winter Surprises

    N'AAW you're a really good author!

    The Cell Block Tango

    nice this is really good, can't wait for the next one!

    Just like you

    :3 nice

    Hetalia in TWINKIE PANDEMIC

    sweet! twinkies are magical.

    Spiders? Oh hell no

    lol XD nicee

    Country x Reader Drabbles

    haha! nice i'd do that...

    Gauken Hetalia

    yeah, it would...it'd also be awkward if something like you went to his house and you learned he was cooking...and you got sick...

    and died... XD Good luck on exams, brouhaha! may he force be with you

    For Ransom

    XD great job!

    The Swan Princess Hetalia Style

    Very nice, mi amigo! you're a great author

    Pie America X Reader

    nicee! i like it!

    Taste in Women

    norway! do a norway! or iceland someone from the Nordic5!

    Little Bitty

    N'AAWW

    She who never cries

    nice she's very-ah... calm... I'd probably snap at them, flip them off, and maybe just go captain Morgan on their asses. but that's cause I'm a martial artist and I'm kinda...scary...

    Sapphire ring

    N"AWW that's soooo cute!

    Would you do me the honour of dancing with me?

    N'AWW!

    Every Storm Runs Out of Rain

    kesesesese! nice Katzchen

    England's Mushroom Samba

    niceee strange shit happens when you do drugs, kids!

    RussiaxReader: The Hesitant Assassin

    nice! good job writing this!

    Country x Reader Drabbles

    sweeet i freaked when i saw this, and i loved it

    For Ransom

    woot! nice!

    The Cell Block Tango

    ohonhonhon!

    Truth or Dare with the Angels

    hello, mi amigo! great job writing alllll this! i have a few dares and possibly truths...

    Dark: you have to sing "Calling you" or any song by Aqua while wearing a pink wig and pink frilly dress! if you don't, emilie can throw anything and everything she desires at you!

    Krad: *evil aura* time for your evil revenge, il mio amore! you get to slap anyone or everyone you want in the room, but they get the choice of 10 slaps right there, or 5 slaps from now to eternity!

    Riku: you have to sing a Rebbecca black song and then start rapping half of it. if i am not satisfied, you must dress up as barney the pink dinosaur and go out onto the street and ask small children if they want to hold hands with a black man.

    Risa: Quit being so annoying and face the wall...and while your at it, buy a happy meal, you depress me.

    Dai: Duct-tape Fee to the ceiling using only a stick, the duct tape, and willpower.

    Satoshi: you must give meh a hug...cause i have nothing else for you to do and i don't think you should be left out annnnnnnnd i like you...XD

    Emilie: you are awesome, so you get a lifetime supply of exploding cupcakes and pies to use on the person of your choice, but don't do it to krad or all those weapons of yours will simultaneously disappear, and you will be hunted down...with the help of Belarus and Russia :D MUHAHAHAHAHAAA!

    TREUTHS MEUR GEUR MAN!

    Dark if you could dress up as anyone besides yourself, kraddy-kins, and Dai, who would you?

    Krad if you weren't an angel, and were a normal person, what do you think your daily schedule would be like?

    Emilie How is it that you live in the closet and somehow it's not hysterical when you "come out of the closet"? TEACH MEEEE!

    Dai How the Merda do you hang around those troia anime-ish girls? they'd piss me off if i were you...

    That's all, i hope i'll be included!

    Ladies, Gentlemen, Dark, i have business to attend to, g'day. *ninja smoke and i go poof*

    Hetalia Truth or Dare!

    honhonhon! 3 here are some truths and dares, and i must say, i adore you, mon ami! great job on this! 3 excuse-moi if mon french perviness comes out...

    France: you have to sit in the closet with france for 30 mins and if he trys anything and you swear at him, he can shave off you eye caterpillars.

    Roma: convince your love for spain! DOOOOO IIIIIT!

    Spain: You have to confess your love for roma 3

    korea: you have to sing Gangnam style and do the dance and everything.

    Hungary: film it.

    America: you have to sing the cuppy-cake song

    Hungary: once again, film it.

    China:uh... you have to not say "aru" at the end of any sentence or we can shred Shinatty-chan...?

    Russia:Est-que je...have a hug? :3

    prussia: just stay as awesome as you are now.

    Germany: you have to sing a love song to italy.

    Italy: has to win in a wrestling match with me...no surrendering, or you don't get pasta till the end.

    canada: gets to eat as many pancakes as he wants...and he gets to duct-tape france to the cieling if he puts a move on anything that moves, lives, or has a substance.

    England: you get to...have a hug ;3 and talk like pierce brosnan, or Indiana Jones for the rest of the game.

    Switzerland: i can keep your gun *purple aura* i will need it for future plans...

    Greece: turkey has to wear your sexy cat ears

    Turkey: greece has to wear your mask

    au revior! enjoy yourself! XD

    Hetalia Truth or Dare!

    XD i looove the red bull thing.

    Little Soldier Girl

    T.T so cute but soooo sad! T.T

    Truth or Dare with the Angels

    ahahahaaa! this is really good! you make me snicker like prussia XD

    Vietnam Around The World

    OOOOH THE THOT PLICKENS!...nevermind...nice job, though!

    Vietnam Around The World

    haha! nice job, Vietnam! i like her!

    Vietnam Around The World

    haha! Nice

    I'm Not An Angel

    kesesesesesese This is awesome! nice job!

    I'm Not An Angel

    haha! Nice

    I'm Not An Angel

    heh. weird, weird neighbors...

    I'm Not An Angel

    nice! write moooooooooooore!

    I'm Not An Angel

    XD niceee! telling people off is fun!

    For Ransom

    OOH! THAT'S ROMANIA...I WAS SOOOOO CONFUSED! anyway, good job! i can't wait for the next one!

    Failing

    oh man, Korea. I feel bad for him.

    Wallflower

    feliks and toris...in a cabinet? wow...anway, i really appreciate all your writing and i hope you do at least one more chappie? :3 and i think you should make a fanfic for Norway!

    Hetalia One Shots

    haha! i like the evil villain thing...i do that all the time

    Hetalia One Shots

    AAW that's really cute! good job! i like molly, she's awesome!

    Hetalia One Shots

    AAW! this is really well written, you have a fantastic talent, my friend! keep it going!

    Hetalia One Shots

    aww that's cute! great job, i think i like this one the most!

    Hetalia One Shots

    ...AWW

    Hetalia One Shots

    aww sorry i couldn't review for others my computer's ridiculous...well, as fantastic as always, mon ami! and i must say, it's quite cute

    Hetalia One Shots

    HAHAHAAA! NICE I LOVE THE ENDING!

    Because Reader Inserts Are Too Mainstream

    NICE COONTIIINNNUUUUEEE!

    Because Reader Inserts Are Too Mainstream

    HONHONHONHON i like the nicknames...XD

    I'm Going To A Concert

    i saw the title and i smiled a very pedo-ish smile :D

    I'm Going To A Concert

    D"AAAWW!

    I'm Going To A Concert

    aww! Sweet

    Caramels and Licorice

    haha! akwardness! :D! niceee

    Nordic Family! Nordics x Reader

    AWW THAT'S REALLY CUTE! fantastic job, you're my hero.

    Standing ovation*

    Nordic Family! Nordics x Reader

    AWW! DENMARK'S SO SWEET!

    Nordic Family! Nordics x Reader

    OH...MY...GOD... YOU ARE AMAZING...PFFT! HAHAHAHAHAAA! NICE.

    Nordic Family! Nordics x Reader

    AAWWW! THAT'S WHAT I WAS LIKE IN KINDERGARTEN! it'd b awesome to be raised by the nordics...i can't even explain...i'm havin' a fan-gasm here...

    Reader x Denmark

    haha that's sooo cute! great job!

    Emotionless

    nice! it's really good!

    It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time

    haha! cute! good job!

    Since child hood

    HAHA! NICE!

    Since child hood

    d'awww! that's so cute!

    Hero

    AAAWWW! FANGASM! MY SIDES HURT FROM ITS AWESOME! D'AAAWWW!

    Let The Summer With Units Begin

    CLIFFHANGAA! NEEWEWWWEERRR!

    Lean On My Shoulder

    AWWW! so sweet! great job!

    Lean On My Shoulder

    T.T sad but happy...wait...what?

    Acute Reverse (Gakuen Hetalia CountryxReaderxCountry)

    I VOTE ENGLAND PRUSSIA ROMANO AND AMERICA! I CAN'T DECIDE! sounds like a good plot, i like it!

    Fairies, Unicorns and All That Nonsense

    HAHA! SWEEEEET! you should make another!

    A Prussian Diary

    kesesese! mein gott, man! you're sad!

    Hetalia units- Best(or worst) gift ever

    AAAWWWW! THIS ONE'S AWESOME TOO! I LOVE IT! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPPIE XD

    Gauken Hetalia

    akward moment when arthur's cooking may earn you a trip to the hospital...

    That Fateful Day

    d'awww! i'm feeling like antonio again, dammit! i was routing for gil W way to go broha! i like this fanfiction!

    The Unawesome Day

    d'awww! i feel like Antonio...i was routing for Gil the whole time...geez... fantastic job on this, broha!

    Prussia x Reader Mr Awesomeness

    aww! that's sad! i love it a lot though! T.T

    PrussiaxReader Who do you like?

    haha! cute! i like it!

    The Captain's Jewel: England x Reader

    aww! cute! you should make one more chappie! i like this!

    The Captain's Jewel: England x Reader

    haha! cliffie!

    The Captain's Jewel: England x Reader

    nice! i like this chappie!

    The Captain's Jewel: England x Reader

    hey, it does sound like america! haha! and i know the jewel already...i've read too many fluffy fanfictions now...good job on this!

    On that one rainy Night

    AAWW! THATS SO FRIGGIN CUUUUTE!

    Forget Those Memories

    d'awww! so cuuute! my sis was listening to "for the nights i can't remember" when i got to the raining part...teehee!

    A Prussian Diary

    sweet

    Russia's Funhouse

    sweet! i like it!

    Ulterior Motives

    pffffffffft hahahahaaa! nice!

    Summer Chaos

    aww! i wanna read more!

    Let The Summer With Units Begin

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAYHAHAAAA!1 THAT'S AWESOME! I LOVE THIS! WRITE MORREEE!

    Let The Summer With Units Begin

    muahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa!

    Let The Summer With Units Begin

    haha! i love it, mein freund! good job!

    Let The Summer With Units Begin

    i like the Francis thing and her being all tomboy up in his face XD good revenge, man. Good revenge.

    Let The Summer With Units Begin

    yeah...don't let a dummkoph make dinner. That's why his kingdom isn't on the map any more.

    Let The Summer With Units Begin

    pffft my awesomeness beats his by MEGA SUPER AWESOME MILES suck my pianist, bro!

    Let The Summer With Units Begin

    wow, those swears'd impress Romano... i like the thing with the sun. i was dyiinnngg...

    Adventure with Hetalia Units

    awwwww... , that's soooo ccccccuuuuuutttttttttttttttt teeeeeeeeeeee!

    Adventure with Hetalia Units

    wooot! this is awesome!

    Hetalia Unit Craziness!

    WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER?! IS IT AMERICA? I BET IT IS! OR THE AWESOME PRUSSIA? GAWD, I DON'T KNOW! JUST TELLL MEEEEE! Ahem! Sorry...overexcitement... i wanna read the next chappie soon though! That'd be coool!

    Hetalia Unit Craziness!

    haha! cute! i like it!

    Hetalia Unit Craziness!

    nice name, man! erica bueno...i somehow get the feeling it's fake...?

    Hetalia Unit Craziness!

    Haha! I like this so far!

    Life with Hetalia

    Haha! I like the title, man!

    Hetalia units- Best(or worst) gift ever

    Wow...Mathias is really perverted...anyways, I'd love having a Hetalia unit! It'd be AWESOME! Good job on this!

    a karaoke party

    haha! sweeeet! i loove this! it's totally awesome!

    Germany x Reader: Relaxation

    awws! it's adorable! great job!

    Jealousy

    aww! i like this! haha! prussia got his ass beaten!

    Rainy Day Uno

    i love this! i almost choked on my food from laughing! haha!

    Let's Go Shopping!

    hahaha! i like the condoms thing! XD hilarious!

    America X The Smart Ass Reader Patriotic Fries

    HAHA! CUTENESS!

    Hetalia Reader inserts

    haha! sweet! i like this! you should write more!

    Love Sick Romano x Reader

    WOOT! i like it! i wanna read 2!

    If I Can't Have You, No One Can

    shivers* ah! creepy!

    i'm scared, man. really fricking creeped out…

    ((no, I do not need a therapist, France.

    The/rapist))

    Russia's Funhouse

    haha! cuuute! i love this!

    Russia's Funhouse

    sweet! i love it!

    America's Secrets

    pfft...you're lucky to have such a weird brother...i have two annoying older sisters and it is HELL.

    Our Quirky Family

    AAWW write more! write more! you almost made me cry again- almost. you sly lil minx...

    ((indeed. It seems we're all good up in the hizzle! …I seriously hate myself for just saying hizzle…))

    why must you make me so melancholy? XD I do love it though! good job!

    Our Quirky Family

    cute! i love this!

    Our Quirky Family

    haha! i love that you got the BTT in here! totes mah goats man! it's almost as awesome as the awesome Prussia! I love the family tree by the way

    Our Quirky Family

    T.T I'm crying right now... it's so sad! You did great writing it though!

    Our Quirky Family

    aww! these are all so fricking cute! Belarus is awesome in this too!

    Our Quirky Family

    AWW! THAT'S SO CUTE! i like the first parts! it's real adorable!

    Backfired

    HAHA! sweet i'd do that to iggs...

    ((NOT SEXUAL.))

    Backfired

    aww! artie sounds so cute!

    Backfired

    HAHA! SWEET! I LOVE IT!

    British Burgers

    Iggy is kinda a git...wanker...he steals my phone, i'd kick his ass.

    ((don't you just love my cockamamie British slang?))

    British Burgers

    haha! i like this! good job!

    Chibi Adventures

    D'AWW! SO SWEET!

    alfred's so cute!

    Princess:Reader X Poor:England : A Forbidden Love

    aaww! i like it! you should make another chapter!

    A Simple Kiss Changed My Life

    nice! i wanna read more, though!

    A Simple Kiss Changed My Life

    akward...

    You'll Always Be My Best Friend

    haha! cute!

    You'll Always Be My Best Friend

    America is so cute!

    You'll Always Be My Best Friend

    aww! little America'd be so cute!

    You'll Always Be My Best Friend

    niceee!

    You'll Always Be My Best Friend

    Akward...

    You'll Always Be My Best Friend

    D'AWWWW! SO CUUUTTE!

    You'll Always Be My Best Friend

    ...AAAAWEEEEE!

    You'll Always Be My Best Friend

    ( so sad...

    You'll Always Be My Best Friend

    snap..."

    You'll Always Be My Best Friend

    so cuttteee!

    You'll Always Be My Best Friend

    d'awww imma bawl soon!

    You'll Always Be My Best Friend

    oooh snap!

    You'll Always Be My Best Friend

    aww

    You'll Always Be My Best Friend

    hehe i like the last part

    You'll Always Be My Best Friend

    jealousy kills meh!

    You'll Always Be My Best Friend

    cute!

    You'll Always Be My Best Friend

    AAWWW!

    You'll Always Be My Best Friend

    AWW! THAT'S SO CUTE!

    England X The Lonely Reader Destination

    cute! it's so awesome! you should write more!

    Drunks

    cute! i like it!

    When I Wake Up

    ooh! i like it! nice job!

    Awesome Seeing You Here

    haha! i like it! it's so cute

    remind me to thank france later

    haha! cute! i like it!

    If You Don't Mean It

    aww! cute! i like how you got Gilbert in there too!

    If You Don't Mean It

    wow...akward...

    If You Don't Mean It

    OOOOOH Snap!

    11:11 wish

    AAAAWWWW! this is so thoughtful and cute! i wanna bawl! i love Canada's one! i almost cried! great job on this!

    France x Britian x Reader

    D: so cute yet so sad... haha, Iggy's awesome when he's drunk!

    Francis X Reader

    AWWW that's so cute good job!

    Prussia X Reader

    haha! sweet! i like it!

    Prussia X Reader

    MUHAHAHAHAHA! I LIKE IT! Verdammt, my grammar is getting sloppy... i wanna read more though!

    Prussia X Reader

    MUUUSSSHHHYYY it's not mushy, i just thought the word sounded cool... Great job on this!

    Prussia X Reader

    NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE CLIFFIE!

    Prussia X Reader

    OOOH i like it

    Prussia X Reader

    Arthur's note? whaaat? Oh, haha. pin-wheel. nice.

    Prussia X Reader

    HURRAH! i didn't wanna die, it'd be nice if I didn't! Hehe, slave driver? where'd that come from?

    Prussia X Reader

    haha! all you gotta say? " I say 'you' a lot?" wow...good writing! I like it!

    Wow…I read some weird stuff…

    HAHA! So, did you enjoy it? I knew you did. So, if you want to, you can put one of your guys' random reviews down there, and you know, maybe you could do a thing like this of your own!

    And as always, thanks for reading!

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    Adventure with Hetalia Units by 1SonicLover reviews
    Based off LolliDictator's and a few others Hetalia Units. T for Language. Rating may change and also I forgot to add. Yaoi will be mentioned!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 11/20/2011
    Hetalia oneshots by DahvieVanityGirl reviews
    Oneshots of Hetalia. Mostly countryxocs. Bad summary
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012
    Vietnam Around The World by Riku D reviews
    Today at the worldwide meeting, Vietnam joins the fun. After making a big impression, especially on America, the countries invite Vietnam to their own countries. As they do, they start to fall for Vietnam. Who will Vietnam choose? DISCONTINUED! (unless you wanna continue it yourselves)
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,869 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Vietnam - Complete
    Paw Prints by aishachase97 reviews
    Kana is the Wolf Of Song, the wolf who is going to help her pack get to Paradise; Yuru and Kamu are her packmates that she save almost a full year ago. What happens when they meet Kiba, Cheza and the others? Destiny is a crazy thing, what can Kana do to help Cheza and the others get to Paradise? Humor, romance and adventure! Kiba/oc Tsume/oc Toboe/oc Hige/Blue. (ON HOLD)
    Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,196 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Kiba, Tsume
    Hetalia units- Best(or worst) gift ever by Hyasinth reviews
    For a young hetalian's birthday, her friend decides to get her some Hetalia units. It seems fun at first. At first.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012
    A Prussian Diary by IggySwitzy reviews
    The awesome Prussia has begun to write a diary! Wait, I mean a 'journal'. Spilling all of his deepest (or shallowest) and dark (or bright) secrets for all to read! Isn't bringing up embarrassing moments just fantastic?
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 11,286 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Prussia
    You'll Always Be My Best Friend by Captain Riley reviews
    When you find England alone and broken you take him into your home and raise him up to his full potential. But never did you expect to fall in love with him along the way. Chibi!England x Chibi!Reader, Pirate!England x Reader x Various, England x Reader
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,190 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 6/20/2011 - England/Britain, France, Spain, America
    Gauken Hetalia by blackrozen21 reviews
    When you entered your new school, some boys can't help themselves but to develop a crush for the new student, you. But a certain Prussian and Briton had fallen deeply in love with you. And with that, a bitter sweet love story begins. Reader insert, nationxreader but mainly EnglandxReaderxPrussia. Human names used. Rated T for some random words and stuff.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,593 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
    Chibi Adventures by HMOrange216 reviews
    Everyday is an adventure when you're a child. This applies to the countries as well. Chibi! Hetalia x Chibi! Reader
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,594 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain, America
    Unrequited by akakusomerusora reviews
    Collection of short drabbles. Reader-Insert. OC. Tamaki/OC Kyoya/OC Hikaru/OC Kaoru/OC Mori/OC Honey/OC Nekozawa/OC. Read first chapter for info.
    Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Hikaru H., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Kaoru H., Tamaki S.
    Love is Art by DarksGirl1989 reviews
    Not too many Reader x Yami Yugi stories decided to make one. Rating is just in case. Have fun.
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Yami Yūgi
    Flowers and Violins by Jul-Vargas reviews
    You, my dear, are in Egypt. Work and travel brought you there. One day, you meet a cute Italian which seems to have... Problems. Romano x reader. Rated for Romano being himself and future lemon :D
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - S. Italy/Romano
    Country x Reader Drabbles by Yurri-chan reviews
    Here! Just little stories about you the reader and a Country. Enjoy Please review Rated T for some language if there is any, and any perverted comments! Read and Review please! All reviews accepted!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,133 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012
    Hetalia Song Book by Captain Riley reviews
    A collection of Smutty/Anguish/Crack stories. All pairings are with /Character x Reader x Character/ or /Character x Reader/ Taken from various songs that fit the pairings.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Germany, Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
    The itsy bitsy spider by Lila-the-writer reviews
    -Fairy tale hetalia crossover Reader insert- Little miss (Name) was always up for a walk in the park, But there was this one place that neared the edge of the park. A clearing in the middle of the woods was forbidden. at least for (Name). Her mother never wanted her doing dangerous things, but how could she resist? It was right in front of her...
    Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Grimm Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012
    Fairies, Unicorns and All That Nonsense by Just a Writer Passing Through reviews
    All America wanted to do was get back at England. What he didn't count for was an irate Fairy on his heels and a whole bunch of spirits on every corner!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - America, England/Britain
    Softening a Heart of Fear by darkvioletwaters reviews
    After having relationship problems in the past, you enter Ouran Academy. Tamaki and the Host Club help you get through your fear, and you think everything is going fine, until your past comes to haunt you again. Will you trust anyone again? Tamaki X Reader
    Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Tamaki S. - Complete
    Let The Summer With Units Begin by Yami Mizuna reviews
    It was SUPPOSED to be a relaxing summer. No one said anything about Hetalia Units!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Prussia
    Hats, Rabbits, Madness And If Some Time A Spot Of Tea by OtakuAshels reviews
    Alfred F. Jones was as simple boy living in the far, far,far, outskirts of England, a boy with a protected life who craved nothing more than a life full of adventure. He will be handed such as a greedy action sends him down the rabbit hole to a land of love and control crazed queens, pasta obsessed twins, insane soldiers and many more. Its going to take the man of magic and tea...
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,077 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - England/Britain, America
    I Don't Know a Thing - Germany x Reader by SeriousMischief
    A bad ficlet inspired by the song I Don't Know a Thing by Lucy Schwartz.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Germany - Complete
    Prussia x Reader: The Little Cross by Hetalia-Nordic-Mega-FanGirl138 reviews
    A Country x Reader I decided to write, since I read so many. I hope you ally hunk it's pretty good, since it's my first time writing a Country x Reader. :3
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Prussia - Complete
    My Immortal - How I see It by ImmaHufflepuff reviews
    Most of you know Tara's My Immortal, the worst fanfiction ever. This story is how I see it. It's supposed to be funny. I don't own My Immortal (Thank God) and I don't own Harry Potter
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012
    British Burgers by Darkest-Crystal reviews
    A reader x Punk!England. several chapters to come hopefully. How will you fare with the British punk who'se taken an interest in poor you?
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - England/Britain
    a karaoke party by rockangel2410 reviews
    it's chapter 1 of many lovely stories about prussia and you in it your a nobody at the axis hetalia school. the guys take you to a karaoke party and no other then gilbert tries to let you sing fun for sure expecially for gilbert
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Prussia
    Newlyweds ReaderXVarious Hetalia Characters by SwissGem96 reviews
    They say that the newly wed couples that fight the most end up being the most passionate. How much of this is actually true... Series of reader insert one shots involving the smexy men of hetalia. Drabbles on life after marriage. .AMERICA ... ROMANO IS UP...ITALY..RUSSIA ..SPAIN.JAPAN ..AUSTRIA IS UP..CHINA IS UP...FINLAND IS UP NOW..GREECE IS UP..LATVIA..NORWAY UP..POLAND..DENMARK
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,487 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012
    Cena con la famiglia italiana by Draw-a-Circle-Hetalian reviews
    Dinner with the Italian was never so fun! "Salsa like the food?" "No mia bella!" Italy x Reader
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
    Just like you by trappedinmyself1 reviews
    America's monologue on how he may be a country, but over it all he's just like you. Just a drabble I thought of when I watched an AMV of viva la vida by coldplay. One-shot.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2012 - America - Complete
    Truth or Dare with the Angels by Phantom Thief Fee reviews
    Truth or dare with D N Angel. Dare them to do whatever you want! Please submit your dares through PM. This story is temporarily under editing. It will be back on shortly.
    D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,403 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012
    England's Mushroom Samba by ClassyAsBollocks reviews
    On his way to sit in on a lecture about English literature at Oxford University, Arthur makes a detour when a man in a neon-orange slicker offers to sell him some magic mushrooms. Unfortunately, he was so excited by the word magic that he wound up ingesting almost three times the recommended dosage. Watch as Arthur commits numerous atrocities in his drug-fueled rampage.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
    Our Quirky Family by Demonic Daydreams reviews
    One day, your Father wakes you up and tells you to pack for a surprise trip to Russia. Little did you know that once the plane touched down in Moscow, your life would forever change. Russia, America, Hungary, Prussia and just about every other country x Child!Reader. Enjoy the cuteness! Rated T for the OCs that show up in Chapter 6's colorful language.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,635 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - America, Russia
    His Own Haunted House by insanelaughtler reviews
    Because of the magnitude of the economic recession, some countries are stuck living at America's house. Yet appearances can be deceiving-because as beautiful as this house appears, deep scars are kept within. Mysterious people, ghosts, rooms that don't exist, Tony's threats, and old graves are only some of the things strange about Alfred's house. MAY BE DISCONTINUED.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - America
    China X Reader: In the Dark by Cutetiger123 reviews
    So it seems you get let in on a little secret, all of it starting a domino effect. Which way will the domino's fall? With you? Or against you?
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/9/2012
    Vacation With the Boys by Aveir reviews
    Summer has only been here a week and already you're bored! Then again, your best friends are NEVER boring! Hetalia x Reader
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,913 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012
    Russia's Funhouse by AnimeAru reviews
    the allies, axis, and some OCs (created by my friends) all go to Russia's to celebrate halloween. Let's just say They don't quite expect what they find! will try to finish by halloween, but might go over. (gomen nasai about that) Pairings: ChinaXOC, AmericaXOC, ItalyXOC, JapanXOC, RussiaXOC I DO NOT AND DO NOT CLAIM TO OEN HETALIA! (OR ANY OTHER THINGS INVOLVED IN THIS STORY)
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012
    If Walls Could Speak by Naked-toes reviews
    England/Reader. Narrator is a house. Go figure.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
    Lean On My Shoulder by Kumatheawesome reviews
    Reader Insert, you x various countries, theme-surviving disasters. Rated for safety, R&R
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012
    Hetalia Truth or Dare by Yurri-chan reviews
    Somehow I, Summer Jonium, have gotten the Hetalia characters to come on to a truth or dare show for your entertainment. So go and truth and dare these characters! Multi-shipping. Rated T for obvious reasons. Enjoy !
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2012
    When I Wake Up by Fujodanshi-san's Apprentice reviews
    Lovino is your typical loser at school, but when bullies finally took it too far, Lovino finds himself in a different world, unable to go back.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany
    Welcome to Wal-mart by Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin reviews
    Sequel to "Would You Like Fries With That?" After getting fired from McDonald's, Germany finds himself working as a greeter at Wal-mart. Why? Nobody knows. Rated 'T' because Germany likes to yell.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Germany - Complete
    Swan Lake by utenaxkano reviews
    When the snows come to russia what story plays out like it does very year...does love , hardwork, and a gentle soul saves very thing that a prince and a so called princess fights for.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Russia
    She's my lady by utenaxkano reviews
    This is a reader x england...with the slightest hint of scotland x reader
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
    Faith in you by utenaxkano reviews
    what happens when all faith starts to give out...does love come and return it...or does it die away
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Germany - Complete
    Poland x Reader :: Dress Shopping :: One-Shot by ChidoriDestroyer reviews
    More from my DA. Poland and you go dress shopping! Just a cute one shot!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Poland - Complete
    Nordic Family! Nordics x Reader by Blueberrytealove reviews
    One day, Finland found a little girl upon the doorstep of the Nordics' household. A little girl with no name and no home, after some thought -and the help of Sweden- he decides to keep this girl despite the uncertainty of the other Nordics. But as time pass, the Nordics find themselves caring for this girl. This little girl who is now part of their family.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,006 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
    Firewalls Don't Work! by drehmelwithwings reviews
    A college girls life is turned upside down when she orders a set of 'Units' from a pop-up just to find out the act like real characters fron the anime Hetalia: Axis Powers!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011
    Chibi England x Reader Lemons And Friendship! by Zooella reviews
    This is my first story I wrote so... yeah! YEA I'M SO PUMPED! Anyways, the lines are where you add your name in or whatever. I'm just saying this for people who don't know this. ;)
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
    Hetalia Concert! by Warwulf reviews
    Plot bunny...had to be typed... Anyway, all of the countries are singing songs from their countries! In front of everyone else! Accepting characters songs and such. Sorry, but I'm bad at titles and summaries...
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2012
    One Step at a Time by p0ck3tf0x reviews
    Gilbert was a circus performer and he had been his entire life. The circus had a habit of picking up misfits and eccentrics but the performers here were some of the strangest characters he had ever met. He just had to keep reminding himself to take it one step at a time… And not look down.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Prussia, Canada
    Pogo Stick by Infamousplot reviews
    Wrath finds a pogo stick, and decides to show his favorite brother, Envy. As one could easily imagine, things do not end well. Cross-reference of anime/manga, crack!fic. Inspired by and dedicated to Seikatsu-shi. Rated for Envy's potty mouth.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Wrath, Envy
    Eccentric FrUK by CelestiaLily reviews
    What kind of word can be used to annoy an Englishman trying to finish a crossword puzzle at 1:30 in the morning? Depends on how eccentric a bothersome Frenchman can be... Minor FrUK. Short drabble. Complete. Enjoy!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2012 - France, England/Britain
    Farfelu by CelestiaLily reviews
    How does France manage to drive an eccentric Englishman off the wall with just one word? Depends how much of a madhouse the two crazy nations have made each other in the random moments they experience together. Dialogue-only, short drabble. Minor FrUK. Oneshot. Complete. Enjoy!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
    Pancakes Are Awesome by MemoriesOfTheFlame reviews
    This is a poem I wrote about how awesome pancakes are. They're almost as awesome as me. -The Great Prussia
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Prussia
    Defiling a Canadian by Monochrome Hero reviews
    Almost getting raped by Francis can have its pros and cons. Prussia x Fem!Canada
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Prussia, Canada
    Prussia x Reader Mr Awesomeness by TheHetalia-Freak reviews
    So this is maybe my third time doing this.. don't judge PLEASE.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Prussia
    I'm Canada! by Alfred and Mattie reviews
    I'm Canada. Why does everyone forget me? I don't even know why they do! Now, listen to me rant.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Canada - Complete
    Backfired by Demonic Daydreams reviews
    This night was like any other, Arthur was drunk, you were at home and Alfred was pestering you to care for the Brit for the night. But, the next morning, you and Arthur wake to a surprise that changes everything. Reader Insert, Neko!England x Reader, T for language and because I'm paranoid.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,324 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
    Hetalia One Shots by BurningAshes16 reviews
    I really love Hetalia so i wrote some one shots for them. Most of the countries will be there. Please criticize me and tell me what i have to do to become a better writer! Reader X Various Country.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 49,758 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/16/2012
    Candy Cane Smiles by ArtisticIce reviews
    Winter is so fun, isn't it? Especially when you have someone to share it with. And of course, whenever you have candy canes! Romance/Humor America x Reader.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2012 - America - Complete
    Hetalia : Love Confessions Canada by Hetaliantoniolover reviews
    this is a love confession for canada, you would know that if you read the title. its fluffy : Reader X Canada
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Canada - Complete
    Switzerland x Reader: Thief by SunshineBlondie reviews
    Switzerland x Reader. The fanciest house... the perfect robbery. But a Swiss obstacle stands in your way. And he has a gun.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Switzerland - Complete
    it's a date by rockangel2410 reviews
    it's my first fanfic so please not too much hate it's reader x france germany x italy england x russia prusia x germany you cheating bastard brussels x japan x china
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - France
    Germany x Reader: Relaxation by SunshineBlondie reviews
    Germany x Reader. Germany just can't seem to take a break... Italy's driving him crazy... what can you do?
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Germany - Complete
    Princess:Reader X Poor:England : A Forbidden Love by zyxJupiterxyz reviews
    Originally was a one shot, but i fell in love with the plot! Title says it all! poor England? Really? Rated T because it's an X reader
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2012 - England/Britain
    Little Soldier Girl by CrazyLaviFangirl reviews
    I would do anything to protect him, and in turn, he'd do anything to protect me. Germany X OC/Reader
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Germany - Complete
    Reader x Denmark by ChibitaliaVargas reviews
    Reader x Denmark story I suck at summaries! :D and im proud!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Denmark - Complete
    Romano x reader by ChibitaliaVargas reviews
    Hehe i got bored and decided to write this in History class :P You're at a party then Lovi see's something he never wants to see again and Runs away. I suck at summaries! - -U
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
    Sensitive to the Touch Hetalia ReaderxVarious by xWafflez.Chanx reviews
    Every single nation has an erogenous zone. Some are hidden, some exposed. Care to find one or two? Rated "T" just incase
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/8/2012
    The Hetalia Reader Insert Series by Meltdown02 reviews
    A Group of reader inserts for Hetalia. Some will be requests from dA and FFN, and others will be original! Check 'em out! dA RQ means a deviantART request; FFN RQ means a Fanfiction Request
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 15,767 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011
    Ouran Next Generations OHSHC X Reader by oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo reviews
    The host club is all grown up and ready to settle down and oh baby baby do they ever! Find out what happens when the boys become daddies in Ouran Next Generations!
    Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/3/2012
    Problems of the heart Kyoya X Reader by oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo reviews
    You threw the aircraft and watched as it glided through the air accidentally hitting one of the girls in the head. A scream echoed through the room and the girl abruptly stood up flipping over the table breaking it and all the china on it. The whole room was in silence as they watched one plate roll across the floor and gently tapped the pedestal with the new replacement vase.CRASH
    Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
    River Angel by Niji-chi reviews
    Canada X Reader: The river is just like you. But how can you trust anyone once you've been hurt? Matthew is an angel, sent here to tell you that this isn't it. It never ends. Very short one-shot. AU
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Canada - Complete
    Emotionless by 18katrina reviews
    The Kingdom of Norway was a country that barely showed much emotion. A constant pokerface always adorned his face whether he was happy, sad, furious, you name it. Although there's one emotion he didn't react to yet, love. You, along with you Danish friend, have committed to find out if the Norwegian was really, truly emotionless. Norway X Reader. Hopefully better than it sounds.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Norway - Complete
    Marvelous MissAdventures of OHSHC X Reader: by oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo reviews
    Have you ever wanted to go into the ouran world? well now you can! Fangirls and Otakus alike step right up and discover the magical wonders of Marvelous Miss-Adventures of OHSHC Host club X Reader
    Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Complete
    Let's Throw A Concert! by oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo reviews
    After winning a bet with the twins the host club is forced to preform a concert to your specifications. fan girls going wild, Mori in leather pants, twins dressed as pirates Tamaki in only his underpants what more could you wish for? Host Club X Reader
    Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Tamaki S. - Complete
    The Storm by HetaliaBelarus reviews
    A different way to have fun durning a thunderstorm. Romano x Reader. Rated T. REVIEW?
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
    Francis X Reader by janinachan reviews
    A reader insert. France and Reader meet in Paris and come together after an interesting event. PLEASE REVIEW; this is my first reader insert, and if it goes well, I will do more! One-Shot fluff
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2012 - France
    Not Just a Dream! by blackrozen21 reviews
    You bought a sliver ring from a mysterious man and decided to wear it. when you fell asleep, the next morning, you find yourself in the Hetalia world which was your wish. Is it all just a dream? Reader insert which means, nationxreader but mainly Englandxreader. Rated T just incase. Read and enjoy!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,981 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
    Nails In My Heart by kawaii-panda-sama reviews
    America X Reader, Dubcon/Non-con IDK 2P!America X Reader. America didn't know what to do after that. He wanted to be everything she wanted him to be. He wanted to be her hero. Apparently, she didn't want a hero. Well then… he wouldn't be one. For her.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - America, Parallel America
    Love Sick Romano x Reader by LadyLee87 reviews
    You are sick and decide to call up the easily irritable Romano who you are secretly in love with to tell him simply your sick. Having enough you finally tell him how it is! Can illness transform to love between you two? Srry summary is not the best! Part one of 2!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano
    All's Fair in Love and War by Capitaine Macilynn reviews
    A US x Reader x UK fanfiction. Rated M for later chapters. I don't own Hetalia or the Characters. Obviously. I own the story/idea though. c:
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - England/Britain, America
    America x Reader What are we Born for? by LadyLee87 reviews
    A reader insert starring the awesome hero America, and of course You! Come celebrate one of the best days of the year. What would that be Why Alfred's birthday of course! Hope you enjoy! I'm still new to these reader inserts but I really enjoy them so I hope you like it!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2012 - America - Complete
    Hetalia X Reader Chronicles by zyxJupiterxyz reviews
    A compilation of Hetalia X Readers I've made by requests. NOTE: AS OF AUGUST 1ST, REQUESTS ARE CLOSED! sorry guys, school and such. Will start them up again in September some time
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012
    The Soldier by TheSilenced reviews
    Germany/Ludwig x Reader, you were taken in by the Italy, no one even knew of your existence, so you were adopted as his sister taking you in as part of Italy.To fit in you pretend to be a boy when you introduce yourself...this caused problems...
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
    Sensational Splash England x Reader by creativeone298 reviews
    You, Arthur Kirkland, plus a few friends from each side makes for a good time.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
    England x France x Reader par2 by Animelover2501 reviews
    Is being at a park alone in the middle of the night in France really a good idea...
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2012 - England/Britain, France
    World Meeting Chaos by LunaDionXi reviews
    If you've ever seen the first episode of Hetalia, you know world meetings are hectic. But what happens when you have to be in charge! Britain x Reader Various x Reader
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
    Since child hood by NekoLove1 reviews
    My first reader insert :3 PrussiaxReader
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Prussia
    Random Story 00 by PumpkinAries reviews
    America x reader. Its just something I wrote on a hot really hot summer day. Oh, there's a bit of England x reader too! Enjoy 0 0
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
    She who never cries by Enbi-to-Miruku reviews
    She was a quiet girl who chose to suffer the bullying of the whole school all alone. Would she be able to keep her sanity until everything ends, or would she end it all? Would a special encounter change her miserable school life forever? England x Reader/OC. Rated T for coarse language and mild violence.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2012 - England/Britain
    Light by Swirly592 reviews
    This is a PrussiaxReader oneshot. Human names used.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Prussia - Complete
    Hero by SpiralStillDoll reviews
    Reader insert with Alfred and you!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2012 - America
    Pick 10 Random Characters Hetalia x Reader by MarthLover298 reviews
    Exactly as the title says, the parings being you with:Russia, Iceland, Switzerland, England, Canada, America, Norway, Romano, and Lithuania. Plus other short stores. .
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,135 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Complete
    My Immortal, My Commentary by I'minLoveWithACriminal reviews
    The infamous My Immortal fanfic has become known as the worst fanfic ever. Several people have made commentarys with their thoughts on it. Now its my turn. WARNING: You will lose ALOT of brain cells after you read what this girl has done to Harry Potter.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Draco M.
    CanadaXReader: The Wishing Tree by The Derpy Derpbender reviews
    A reader insert between you and Canada. Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia obviously .
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Canada - Complete
    Alfred x Reader HHS by CrystalAngel0106 reviews
    This is a halloween special of hetalia, I don't own Hetalia.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2012 - America - Complete
    Hetalia Unit Craziness! by Germany'sFrau reviews
    Based on the Hetalia unit manuals made by LolliDictator! Read about me and the Hetalia unit's adventures! I suck at summaries! Well, comment and review please! I DO NOT OWN HETALIA!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Canada, Germany
    England X The Lonely Reader Destination by Love Kari reviews
    A reader insert. Read and Review please!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2012 - England/Britain
    Jealousy by frmCTwthlve reviews
    Germany X reader
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Germany - Complete
    Estonia X reader by frmCTwthlve reviews
    I've got to stop writing these
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Estonia - Complete
    Wallflower by kawaii-panda-sama reviews
    A Prussia/Gilbert X Reader insert story. When you get dragged to a party, you don't want too talk to anyone. Especially your old friend Gilbert. So why won't he leave you alone? REVIEW AND COMMENT FOR WHAT COUNTRY I SHOULD DO NEXT!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Prussia - Complete
    Patriotically Possessive by kawaii-panda-sama reviews
    An America/Alfred X Reader Insert story. Alfred shows what's his in the most subtle and awesome way he can think of.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2012 - America - Complete
    AmericaXReader: Hellish School by TimeTrader reviews
    School was never fun. Especially with America having a crush on you. America-X-Reader
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - America
    France x Britian x Reader by Animelover2501 reviews
    when France invites you to go to his country for spring break u cant help but say yes... but when a certain Brit hears about it he has to come to. who knows what will happen.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/6/2012 - England/Britain, France
    The Swan Princess Hetalia Style by Birdy Chan reviews
    Hetalia x Reader Parody of the Swan Princess. The reader was kidnapped by Francis to try and take her father's kingdom and placed a spell on her until she agrees to marry him. Can Alfred save her in time? Read and review please!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,318 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - America
    Canada x Reader Hair by CutieBelle26 reviews
    Just a short oneshot. Lots of cliche. Lots of fluff. Yay!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Canada
    Short Hetalia Oneshots by Nezumi Neko reviews
    Just a collection of random Hetalia short oneshots.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 285 - Words: 77,189 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Complete
    Hetalia Truth or Dare! by xXChibiblueheartsXx reviews
    Ask the nations of the world Truth or Dare! * 2 HOSTS/HOSTESSES needed * \ v / please review! I don't own Hetalia at all.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012
    LudwigXReaderXAlfred by AnimeLover19998 reviews
    America AND Germany likes you? Or do they? JK they do. Not good at summaries but theres loads of drama, like asian drama kind of drama. Reader insert Hetala Alfred X Reader X Ludwig
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Germany, America
    It's All About the Pants by sydni the sarcastic reviews
    reader insert. the title should say it all. i wish you luck :
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Prussia
    The Unawesome Day by Raining On My Own Parade reviews
    A Prussia x Reader fic. Can Gilbert make you feel better after an extremely bad day? Sorry, I'm not very good with summaries - -U rated T for some language
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Prussia - Complete
    It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time by TheAustrianHero reviews
    A Norway x Reader fic! You and Lukas get serious about making a sandwich.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Norway - Complete
    Let's Go Shopping! by TheAustrianHero reviews
    An America x Reader fic! Due to lack of milk, you and Alfred decide to go to the store.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2012 - America - Complete
    Failing by TheAustrianHero reviews
    A South Korea x Reader fic! Everything that Korea does seems to end up in some horrible, yet amusing way. -Coughsummarysuckscough- xD
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2012 - South Korea - Complete
    Rainy Day Uno by BloodyHigurashi reviews
    Name gets invited over to America's house for the day, but then the power goes out. They decided to play a simple game of Uno. Pairing is America x Reader.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2012 - America - Complete
    Forget Those Memories by IamMoosetash reviews
    Arthur and You have been having memories memories from the past. But then England had to open his big mouth and ruin your whole friendship. But that's the only time you loose your grin on your face. What will Arthur do? England X Reader
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/10/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
    If You Don't Mean It by Karma Sutra reviews
    A reader x France story! After an 'incident' at a cafe with France, you find your feelings for the flighty nation are becoming harder to push away. It's not as if he likes you back... right?
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - France
    Little Bitty by Lil-Bit7 reviews
    Reader X America Song "Little Bitty" By Alan Jackson
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2012 - America - Complete
    Nekotalia Drabbles by CloudsandPie reviews
    A bunch of, well, drabbles with nekotalia! But it's reader-insert, too! Hope you likey!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012
    ReaderXAmerica: It's Revolutionary! by Dezie reviews
    You have been discovered that you've been a girl the whole entire time that you've been in the army. It looks like the army will be nothing for you anymore except medicine... until you meet a man named Alfred... CountryXReader.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - America - Complete
    Flu by xxKitsune reviews
    ...You opened the door lifting your head to meet emerald green eyes that were filled with worry… Wait, was that amusement! First character x reader story, please be kind! ; u ;
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
    That Fateful Day by Nyra-Snow reviews
    This is my 2nd fanfic so I hope you can enjoy some Prussia x Reader! Rated K just for safety. x3 One-shot. I'm sorry if its no good. x3
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Prussia - Complete
    Cats Are Psychic by Nyra-Snow reviews
    Kiku/Japan x Reader. Mild language. My first fan-fic.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Japan - Complete
    Christmas Revue by BloodyH377 reviews
    Maybe 'The All Male Nation Nude Christmas Pageant' wasn't your best idea ever... Various -x- Reader
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Switzerland, America - Complete
    Moon by frmCTwthlve reviews
    Switzerland X Reader fanfic *w00t*
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Switzerland - Complete
    Drunks by BlackButler-HetaliaYaoi reviews
    First chapter to Drunk England x reader. Enjoy :
    310 series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2011
    11:11 wish by stacelala reviews
    reader x various one shot. In honor of 11/11/11 aka the epicest wish ever! Wishes by Japan, The Baltic States Lithuania, Estonia, Lativa , Russia, Germany, France, England, and Canada
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Complete
    remind me to thank france later by sumichan614 reviews
    just a cheasy japan x reader story. read description at bottom for sequal details. raiting is curently K but that will quickly change to M if i do a honeymoon chappy lol
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011
    PrussiaxReader Who do you like? by inuyasha132 reviews
    A short Prussia x Reader story.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Prussia - Complete
    Lucky Wish Germany x Reader by drivingtheminsane reviews
    Of course things like 11:11 and shooting stars aren't real..or so Ludwig thought. Germany x Reader
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Germany - Complete
    America's Girl by AlchemyNoob reviews
    From this day forth I will be your shield; your protector, and I will never let anyhthing happen to you. Oneshot. America x Reader/Oc.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2011 - America - Complete
    Sound Asleep Romano S Italy Drabble by MeiWatashi reviews
    Romano x Reader Drabble Series as seen on MY Quizilla account thank you very much :C
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2011 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
    A Manual? by The Wistful Bloom reviews
    When you're presented with something as unnerving and questionable as a huge wooden crate sitting in your kitchen, you'd have thought you'd be prepared for the contents. Turns out, these guys are as unpredictable as British weather.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,419 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
    A Simple Kiss Changed My Life by Captain Riley reviews
    When England puts a love spell on you that involves a simple kiss, what could go wrong... everything. /England x Reader x America/ On Hiatus for now.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/15/2011 - America, England/Britain
    A Hetalia Drabble Collection by qweasd222 reviews
    My drabbles/one-shots. Contains some OCs. Rated T to be safe.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete
    Cadbury eggs and YamiYugi by WildAndFreeHearts reviews
    This is a Yami-Yugi X Reader oneshot. I made it for Easter and my sister.
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Atem, Anzu M. - Complete
    Admittance by Eechi reviews
    Tsume doesn't know how to deal with human emotions. TsumexMy OC
    Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
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    Awkward Reader X country Fluff One-shots reviews
    a few little instances of reader X country. WARNING:SO FLUFFY THERE IS A CHANCE OF EXPLOSION OR SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION (god, i love those words!). Reader insert! human names used. i do not own hetalia, please favorite/follow/review! rated T cause there's songfics with swears. request a country today! :)
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 14,963 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012
    Crack-Freaking-Tastic! reviews
    Uh...Yeah. Courtesy of Jordan, Cap, and Jack. (But mostly Jordan...) 69 For Chey, and anyone else who stumbles upon this. especially you chatzy folks. Hope you enjoy it..? Rated T for language...*shakes fist* freakin' co-authors!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Taiwan, Romania - Complete
    England X reader Fluff reviews
    This is really fluffy. please review/ favorite/follow! don't hate, man. not cool. constructive criticism only! Reader insert! human names used.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
    British dictionary reviews
    You, America, And France find a British Dictionary and decide to annoy Britain with his slang. Sorta reader insert. It has lots of slang for vital regions, so...don't like, don't read! R&R! enjoy, my dearies!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2012 - America, France - Complete
    The war ofderpsome? : reviews
    it was Germany's idea... :P a huge snowball fight...and America being a wimp? i don't know... it was kinda random...i lost motivation halfway through... i only own Stella, Kaylyn, Mika, Adrian, Ryan, Aiko, Axle, Dominic, and Tasmania! the rest are other characters made by different people!..and half of them aren't in here :P Teehee! NigaHiga :P
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - England/Britain
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