Kakawot
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Joined 02-09-03, id: 340491, Profile Updated: 12-22-17
Author has written 45 stories for Artemis Fowl, Danny Phantom, Transformers/Beast Wars, Ninja Turtles, Death Note, Naruto, Sonic the Hedgehog, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Rise of the Guardians, Assassin's Creed, How to Train Your Dragon, Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragon Ball Z, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Bartimaeus Trilogy, and Scrubs.

Hi there, welcome to my profile.

Amongst my fics you'll find unlikely crossovers I somehow try to make happen, always!female versions of male characters, and lots of technobabble to find a way to make sci-fi work. I live for these tropes so expect a lot of that. Also, English is not my native language so I appreciate someone going 'this word does not mean what you think it means'.

Cross-posting on AO3 as well, under the same name.

Have a nice day!

~ Kakawot

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Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon reviews
When the Ministry of Magic rips Toothless and Hiccup from their time in an effort to study Alphas, they wind up at Hogwarts in 2018 and have to find a way past both the Ministry and a moody time-traveling dragon in order to get home. Meanwhile Charlie rides a dragon and Hagrid knits sweaters for the poor lost flock of Nadders turning up on his doorstep. McGonagall is not pleased.
Crossover - Harry Potter & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,056 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 10/19/2018 - Published: 8/22/2017 - Harry P., Charlie W., Hiccup, Toothless
So What's Love reviews
People tell Goku that as a girl, she should crave love above all. It's her destiny to fall in love with someone and she'll have a kid and take care of it and nurture it and as long as she finds someone to spend a life with, happiness is guaranteed. Things… didn't exactly work out that way.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Goku, Piccolo, Dende, Chi-Chi - Complete
Henbane reviews
Hiccup misses his thumbs. It's what happens when he angers a witch and she swaps his mind with Toothless' every week. Learning how to fly is hard as a human, let alone as a dragon. And to top it all off he's only got 44 days before the curse melds their minds into one.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,287 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Getting Dressed reviews
Always Female!Edward vs. Amestris. She contemplates her role in society while getting dressed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Edward E. - Complete
Discovery reviews
The first night after Ed gets his automail, he explores it with his flesh hand. Well, not the first night – the first night he's actually coherent.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Edward E. - Complete
War Paint reviews
Using war paint to become scarier was an old Viking tradition, so naturally it extends to their dragons. So how come Toothless remains the only dragon au naturel?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid - Complete
Animus In Spe reviews
The Animus is more than a way to relive memories - for Lisa it's a way to cure her Locked-In Syndrome. OC-centric.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2014 - OC - Complete
The Yearly Talk reviews
Every April, on the anniversary they defeated Pitch, Jack drops by Jamie's home and spends an evening with him. He watches him grow up and become a guardian in his own right. These are five times Jack visited.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
The Devil Drives an Impala
You know that the devil drives an Impala, and he is coming for you. Alternate summary: what happens to the car after the events of season 9. Second person narrative. Spoilers for the finale.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Complete
Kwan the Astronaut reviews
Thirteen years after high school Danny and Kwan meet up again – and this time they're astronauts on board the ISS. Danny (and Technus) manage to get them mixed up in alternate dimensions, future and history, towing the billion dollar station after them, trying to get it back to Earth undamaged. Will they succeed, or will the Ghost Zone eat the ISS?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,658 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Kwan, Danny F. - Complete
Patient John N reviews
A boy with red eyes gets rushed to Sacred Heart, Kurama gets to make a cross-country trip and Naruto has no idea why everybody keeps talking in a strange language. It's almost as if he'd gotten transported to a whole other world...
Crossover - Naruto & Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,448 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, John D./J.D., C. D. Turk - Complete
Irregularity's Nightmare reviews
Because even the extraordinary becomes ordinary when you've seen it often enough.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Castiel - Complete
An Angel Gets Its Wings reviews
For some unknown reason Castiel keeps on sprouting new angel wings at the most inconvenient of times. Wing!Fic, season 5 AU, crack.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,069 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Through Coals and Rain reviews
Sometimes Danny acts as more than Amity Park's ghost fighter. Sometimes he rescues people from burning buildings. And sometimes that goes wrong.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,915 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
Below the Fold reviews
Impossible colors swirled behind that door in the Ghost Zone. Danny had no idea that the door would lead him to a djinni determined to get out of a summoning, and that he could be dragged into a world where magicians had never heard of ghosts.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,946 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Danny F., Bartimaeus - Complete
Sometimes reviews
During their training trip, Jiraiya sometimes kicks Naruto out their shared hotel room to get with a lady. And somehow Naruto gets new clothes out of this deal. -An explanation for the change of clothes between part 1 and 2-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Munchies reviews
The delivery boys from Petey's Pizza Parlour were used to delivering to strange places. But Lil' Pete had never delivered a whipped cream pizza to a blue police box standing in the middle of a park. - Slice of life fic -
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Stick Figures: Onwards reviews
Stick Figures side story/sequel. Naruto and Sasuke have finished their Hogwarts mission, but the wizarding world stays connected to the Fire Country. This fic contains deleted scenes & oneshots set into the future or past . No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Unfixable reviews
To Rose's count, there are 3.132 settings on the sonic screwdriver. But there are two things in this world even the sonic can't fix.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Illegal Englishman in London reviews
It's 1969, and the Doctor needs something peculiar called: 'money'. "So because the book tells you to get a job as a cabdriver..." "Exactly."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2011 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
The Single Unifier reviews
In all his travels, there is one constant in communication the Doctor can always rely on. And sometimes he has to fall back on it, to Martha's bemusement.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Stick Figures reviews
Dumbledore needs new guards for Hogwarts after the Dementors failed. Konoha sends its best and only available shinobi: Naruto and Sasuke. Read as they experience culture shock, magical shocks and some electrical shocks too. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,336 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Events or: the Day I Realized Naruto Is An Idiot reviews
Since Naruto came back from his training trip, he's been acting weird. He digs through bushes, chases kittens and drives Sakura insane. This is Sakura's journal of that trying time. -Parody of the Ultimate Ninja Storm 2 game mechanics-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Buckles and Laces reviews
Shoelaces vs. buckles: in Sonic's mind there's only one option. This is the story behind that option. Features an adventurous young Sonic, a distressed Tails and lots of fluff.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Milkshake reviews
Flying the TARDIS is no easy feat. So don't blame the Doctor if sometimes, occasionally, something goes wrong.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Biscuits and Tea reviews
The Doctor and Arthur have a chat about life and loneliness over some real tea and biscuits.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Footprints in Time reviews
Any creature who sets foot in the TARDIS is doomed. Larger energies are at work, but the Doctor doesn't know. A view of the Doctor's adventures from the universe's point of view, and it's not looking good.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
The Used TARDIS Salesman reviews
Way back, or way forward, before the Last Great Time War, all you had to do to get a decent TARDIS was visit the parking lot with the fluttering flags.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Complete
It's a Race! reviews
The Doctor and Rose raced as if their lives depended on it. Which, for once, it didn't.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Sonic Sponges reviews
One explosion too many damages Sonic's ears, and it's up to Tails to invent the perfect ear plugs before the hedgehog loses his hearing. Too bad for Sonic it takes a lot of trial and error to invent something.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Curling reviews
The aftermath of a terrifying adventure is always hard, but usually doesn't result in everybody knocking on Sonic's door in the middle of the night. This time it does. Fluffy sort-of sequel to 'Showers'. Can be read independently.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sonic - Complete
Shower reviews
Sonic takes a shower after one of his adventures, because the cubicle is one of the few places where he can be alone and reflect.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sonic - Complete
Dank Gravity reviews
Falling down the open manhole wasn't one of his smoothest moves, but Sonic never thought he'd get to meet green guys with pointy forks, let alone that they think his name has to do with a boombox.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Donatello, Sonic - Complete
Cobbled Together reviews
Thanks to Naruto, Neji has to lead a team cobbled together. The fates don't like him, because as usual a C-rank mission turns out to be an A-rank, and it's up to Neji to fix it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Special Delivery! reviews
A man waits for his ramen delivery, which is sure to make him happy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Patterns reviews
Humans always search for patterns in everything, and it makes Ryuk laugh.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Ryuk - Complete
Unusual reviews
"That's not true, Sam. Prowl, for example, sucks at chess." - Oneshot, '07-verse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sam Witwicky, Prowl - Complete
3 AM reviews
Donatello wants to be called a bonehead, and Raphael obliges. 3 AM phone calls are still the best. Short almost bare-dialogue story.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Blind Faith reviews
2003 series - "Raphael," I said, "the doctors can cure my blindness." At that time, I had no idea that the young man sitting at the table was a mutant turtle. A faith-in-humanity fic starring the woefully underdeveloped Mrs. Morrison.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Raphael - Complete
Stranger Things reviews
2003-series - The boy always wondered what became of the four turtles he lost to the sewers.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Motion reviews
07 - Five introspective short stories on the theme: motion. Told from the 'bots point of view.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Complete
Need a Dispenser Here! reviews
2003-series – A turtle's shell is incredibly hard and durable. And it makes for some unique combat situations. Poor Don.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Donatello - Complete
Twisting Dance reviews
'07 Keller never thought he'd see those together, let alone dancing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Boxy Heaven reviews
One-shot He might have been dead for some time now, but he had once again died and gone to Heaven.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2009 - The Box Ghost - Complete
Don't Call Me Julius reviews
Commander Root is tired of Foaly calling him by his first name, so he sets out to find out Foaly's real name. Oneshot, -OLD-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Julius R. - Complete