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Joined 11-06-11, id: 3405702, Profile Updated: 09-08-16
Author has written 6 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Hunger Games, Kane Chronicles, and Lord of the Rings.

hello this page is like a mess of stuff but i hope you enjoy it nonetheless

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Story Stats:

1. When They Came: HIATUS

2. Unnoticed: In Progress (HIATUS)

3. The Box: Completed

4. Sweet Dreams, Maysilee: Completed

5. Lame Puns: Completed

6. Haleth Son of Háma: Completed

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Strawberry Flavor by Gardenia.Tea reviews
She was different from other girls - strange, morbid, reclusive. Yet, that did not matter to him. Sometimes the most beautiful things in all the universe, are the most mysterious. OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,557 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Hikaru H., U. Nekozawa
Dear Fanfiction by inescapablesuffering reviews
The demigods write letters to the Fanfiction world to let us know exactly what they think of us. This should be interesting.:: Each chapter is a new note.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 211 - Words: 19,199 - Reviews: 3958 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
The Fellowship Of Insanity by radishesandspectraspects reviews
Join the Fellowship as they drive each other crazy on their mission to destroy the One Ring. And making sure that Merry doesn't eat it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,796 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Frodo B., Legolas
Cliché Catastrophes by inescapablesuffering reviews
I'm going to butcher, make fun of, exaggerate, and brutally murder all of the clichés that you fellow writers just love, and there is nothing you can do about it. Buckle up, because it's going to be a crazy ride.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,880 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Five Reasons by BXXreader reviews
Five separate people, yet all are alike. And Hikaru and Kaoru thought they had trouble...Imagine having four other people look just like you. Yep, that's Sara's life once again. And she and her four siblings want things to go back to the way they were ASAP.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 145,836 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete
Muggle Games by DominoTyler reviews
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Snape, Lucius, Bellatrix, Voldemort, Cho, Luna, Ginny, Pavarti, Draco are all locked in a classroom. No magic, no way to harm each other. A box of muggle games is their only amusement for three days. Don't own HP or games.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,447 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
The Violet Hour by Cayran reviews
Pitch has one thing on his mind: Revenge. He has finally figured out how to bring about the destruction of Jack Frost, and he makes the Guardians watch. One Shot.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Guiding Light by DominoTyler reviews
Christmas Fic 2012! When Luna gets stuck in a blizzard while searching for the Burrow, she quickly finds shelter. Along with shelter, she finds Draco Malfoy, and they share several deep conversations as they await their rescue. Just some Draluna fluff for the Holiday! Not quite sure where this came from but here you go! Merry whatever you celebrate! T for one swear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
No? Really? You Sure? by inescapablesuffering reviews
Strange snapshots of Sirius's somewhat weak attempts to get a girlfriend, combined with his super-cool fool-proof matchmaking services. Of course, nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool like Sirius: Sequel-ish thing to "So Is That a Yes?" You don't really have to read So Is That a Yes to get this though. T to be safe. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,299 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Sirius B.
Remarks of Others by bcsbookworm reviews
Not everyone is happy that Jack Frost is the newest Guardian.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Deathly Annoyances by DiamondRainbows reviews
The magician had expected someone else. What she saved from the bit of flames was DEFINITELY not what she had expected. All HE wanted to do was get out of a hole (and maybe the nearest gas station restroom?). But, naturally, things never go well for their kind.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Nico A., Sadie K. - Complete
Belief in the Impossible by Allyarra reviews
Jack might have forgotten his life, might have forgotten how he died and the family he left behind, but his little sister never forgot him, never forgot to believe in him.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
A little Snow by Ripplerose reviews
Sometimes, Jamie wonders if it was all real. "Don't forget to wear a hat, you don't want Jack Frost to go nipping at your nose do you?" But then, in dreams he remembers. And sometimes, all he needs to remember, is a little snow.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Teachings by Earth Star reviews
A grown up Jamie decides to tell his young daughter about Jack Frost.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Insane Olaf by radishesandspectraspects reviews
Need I say more?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Count O., Klaus B.
After Dark by therentyoupay reviews
And Jack learned the hard way that after dark, all of the world's secrets came out, mortals' and non-guardians' alike. — Jack Frost. Rated for voyeurism and other minor suggestive adult themes.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Dimples by writergal24 reviews
Roxanne used to love Scorpius, even though he was dating her cousin. But not anymore. She's moved on to that foreign boy with the dimples. Written as a celebration of the 100th chapter of my series of drabbles, A House Full of Gingers. Roxanne/OC. Scorpius/Rose. Oneshot. T for mild language and hints at mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Roxanne W., OC - Complete
Go to bed Jack by The Bathtub Princess reviews
In which Jack puts himself to bed. Warnings inside.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Iggy's Bedtime Stories by Silverblazes reviews
Iggy has to tell the younger members of the flock a bedtime story. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Iggy - Complete
Record of the Dead by inescapablesuffering reviews
The sound of crying filled the air. Yes, Ginny has given birth to her sixth child. "What should we name her?" "I don't know... I think we're running out of dead people to use." Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Free Love by Abigail Belle reviews
Draco does not want to discuss his sex life – or lack thereof – with Luna Lovegood. Especially not alone in the girl's bathroom with her shirt half off. Written for deflower-draco on LiveJournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Common Ground by dragonflybeach reviews
A conversation in the dark in the cellar at Malfoy Manor reveals that Draco and Luna have shared hopes and fears. And they share more than that afterward. Druna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Sky Dance by Bold-Writing reviews
Set during Dragon Gift of the Night Fury. After the dragons return from their breeding grounds, Toothless shows up at the Great Hall with more than just Hiccup's helmet. Toothless/OC Two-Shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Little Man by dragonflybeach reviews
Draco writes a letter to his stepson. Written for the "I Miss You But It's Okay" challenge. Tissue alert.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Draco M., Lysander S. - Complete
Graveyard Love by anne-lotr-hp reviews
"Stay with me, okay?" I asked him, running my hand through his silky, blonde hair. "Always. In here...", he murmured, pointing to my heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Romantic Egoist by maple the wacky tree reviews
Slight AU. Haruhi's coming to grips with how she feels about Tamaki, but after a love potion gone wrong, she finds herself stuck with a lovesick Hikaru for a month. Can you turn down someone when it's your own fault? Triangles were never so complicated.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,437 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H.
So is That a Yes? by inescapablesuffering reviews
A collection of all the attempts James has made to ask out Lily before she finally says yes.:: Not in any specific order. I hope you guys like this fic, because they're fun to write. EDITED AND REPOSTED! Yay! SEQUEL IS UP! "No? Really? You Sure?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,780 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mario Kart Battle by It's Fnicking Awesomeness reviews
What happenes when you mix a stolen Wii, an all-nighter, Mario Kart, and a very competitive bird boy? NOT Figgy, I can say that.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Pillow War by bookfreak1317 reviews
Harry has a pillow pet and Draco has a Happy Napper. Each think that theirs is better. There is only one way to solve this world crisis: Pillow War! Warning: crack!fic, pillow fight, minor swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Never Too Young by anne-lotr-hp reviews
"And then it hit me. Today was her birthday!" Draco x Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Protection by dragonflybeach reviews
Because things aren't always what they appear to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Honest Truths by inescapablesuffering reviews
Free verse Poems about the PJO and HoO characters:: "You're insecure/you hide under bad jokes/guess what?/you're a joke.":: "Should've jumped this sinking ship/when I had a chance./ Would you miss me?/Would you be busy/saving the world?"::
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011
Broken Heart by anne-lotr-hp reviews
Hermione and Draco escape Malfoy Manor together and must figure out how to end the war and return to school, while having to cope with Voldemort threatening their every move.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
100 Things Hikaru & Kaoru Do to Piss Kyoya Off by AnimeFreak4695 reviews
Well... 3rd one I've done of these... 100 Things... enjoy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
100 Things Hikaru Does to Piss Kaoru Off by AnimeFreak4695 reviews
Well, doesn't the title say it all? Apparently, Hikaru does many things to irritate Kaoru...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Birdkids Got Talent by double-oh-nothing reviews
Welcome to Birdkids Got Talent! In this show, nine birdkids will preform to prove that they have the most talent! Basically this is America's got talent with Maximum Ride Rated for profanity
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
You Might Not Believe This, But by inescapablesuffering reviews
Lily finally agrees to become James' girlfriend, but how will their friends react to the surprising news?:: Marauder Era, Fifth Year,::Hope you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/15/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Max's Good Grade by inescapablesuffering reviews
Max is nervous about getting back her test for school now that she's made a bet with Fang on who can get the best grades. Being as competitive as she is, she knows she has to win. Can she make the grade?:: Short oneshot. Set during SOF.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Her Wallflower by liferuiner reviews
I know it's been a long time since I wrote you last and I'm sorry
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Charlie, Samantha - Complete
Of Red Handbags And Vulture Topped Hats by intotheyellowwoods reviews
An accident happens in Potions class. "Neville was stirring his potion frantically and muttering, "It should be red, it should be red! Finite Incantatem! FINITE INCANTATEM!" The potion started to bubble and froth alarmingly." Set in Prisoner of Azkaban; rated K. Written off prompts by my friend N.H. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
Thirteen Sweaters by Dracohellyes reviews
Thirteen years, thirteen unworn sweaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Fred W., Molly W. - Complete
Pesky Little Sister by katie4dragons reviews
Lily Luna follows her brothers everywhere, but there are times where they really, really, really don't need her coming with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Lily Luna P., James S. P. - Complete
The Confrontation by Abbl2 reviews
Harry finally tells his children about his past. I've been thinking about this for a long time, so please let me know what you think. Maybe Oneshot?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Maximum Ride: The Unwritten Stories by K-nub reviews
Just some little additions to the masterpiece that is Maximum Ride. Faxness is guaranteed!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Never Give Max Beer by linkpika reviews
Iggy puts beer in Max's food and she goes a little nuts. Here's a lesson kiddies. Never give Max beer.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Those Devils You Call Princesses by CheckeredHopes reviews
Nina and Nana are identical twin princesses. They love pulling pranks on their servants, and even suitors. One day, they accidentally prank their mother, who punishes them by making them attend Ouran Academy. Full summary inside. KaoruxOC, HikaruxOC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,168 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Pretty in Paint by Abigail Belle reviews
Draco and Luna have some fun with a few pots of paint. Written for hp-humpdrabbles on livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Give and Give Up by writergal24 reviews
A certain Weasley cousin is crushing on Scorpius Malfoy. But it's not Rose, nor is it Lily Luna. So... who is it? And is Scorp crushing on her too? Oneshot, but possible companion pieces later. T for mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Scorpius M. - Complete
My Name is Jim Kirk by mattmetzger reviews
If Jim can't quit drinking, then he's never going to be able to fix his life and apologise for what he's done - to his boss, his colleagues, his friends, and most importantly, his ex-boyfriend. His name is Jim Kirk - and he's an alcoholic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 62,679 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Work of Yaoi by djkenna444 reviews
One Shot How is Tamaki and Kyoya going to react to the fan art of their beloved guest? Ouran High School Host club is the property of someone really awesome in Japan whom I should Google. But you already knew that. Enjoy!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
HIKARU HITACHIIN: User Guide and Manual by have-a-cookie reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own HIKARU HITACHIIN unit. This manual was made to ensure that you, the user, could get as much potential from your HIKARU HITACHIIN unit as possible.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Hikaru H. - Complete
People Need to Know by inescapablesuffering reviews
"I'm Sage Anderson and I fought in The Hunger Games alongside my best, most trusted friend Cathor. This isn't a story of great victory,defying odds, or triumphing evil. It's just the truth, because people need to know." Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Mac and Cheese by independentwriter137 reviews
The first time Max attempts to cook is disastrous. The scene mentioned by Max in FANG. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Erm, Both? by DominoTyler reviews
"What do they do?" "Wait, which ones? Bras or boobs?" "Erm...both?" Ron is a very confused boy. Hilarity ensues when Hermione, Harry and Ginny have to explain to Ron just what a bra is, and what they are supporting are for!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
KAORU HITACHIIN: User Guide and Manual by have-a-cookie reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own KAORU HITACHIIN unit. This manual was made to ensure that you, the user, could get as much potential from your KAORU HITACHIIN unit as possible.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Kaoru H. - Complete
Braids by dramione0917 reviews
Hermione loves braids. Draco detests them. What's a man to do but to take desperate measures to show Hermione how utterly disgusting and vile braids are?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco, Let's Have Sex by Dracohellyes reviews
"Draco, let's have sex." "Excuse me?" "I said, let's have sex." Pansy repeated. No lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
TAKASHI MORINOZUKA: User Guide and Manual by have-a-cookie reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own TAKASHI MORINOZUKA unit. This manual was made to ensure that you, the user, could get as much potential from your TAKASHI MORINOZUKA unit as possible.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Unexpected Pursuit by XSpike4evaX reviews
During his Christmas break, Cedric Diggory finds himself in the unexpected pursuit of a very unexpected girl. Cedric can't get Luna Lovegood out of his mind & with Luna on the brink of her sexual awakening it could turn into the perfect Christmas break.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - [Cedric D., Luna L.] - Complete
TAMAKI SUOH: User Guide and Manual by have-a-cookie reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own TAMAKI SUOH unit. This manual was made to ensure that you, the user, could get as much potential from your TAMAKI SUOH unit as possible.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Tamaki S. - Complete
KYOYA OOTORI: User Guide and Manual by have-a-cookie reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own KYOYA OOTORI unit. This manual was made to ensure that you, the user, could get as much potential from your KYOYA OOTORI unit as possible.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Kyōya O. - Complete
RENGE HOUSHAKUJI: User Guide and Manual by have-a-cookie reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own RENGE HOUSHAKUJI unit. This manual was made to ensure that you, the user, could get as much potential from your RENGE HOUSHAKUJI unit as possible.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Renge H. - Complete
MITSUKUNI HANINOZUKA: User Guide and Manual by have-a-cookie reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own MITSUKUNI HANINOZUKA unit. This manual was made to ensure that you, the user, could get as much potential from your MITSUKUNI HANINOZUKA unit as possible.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Dumb Poems and Stories by DominoTyler reviews
K, so this was my first fanfiction...I'm sad to say...and this is where I post stories that are too dumb for anywhere else! Please...just don't even read this...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
The Real Memory by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
Voldemort strikes and Harry falls. When he comes back to himself he isn't at Kings Cross with Dumbledore. Instead he's at the Dursleys, going to Stonewall High instead of Hogwarts. Why?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,576 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
I See No Resemblance by Artemis Day reviews
Tamaki is doing a project on his family history and needs information on his mother's family. With no way to find anything, he makes an offhand wish that he could meet his ancestors, and apparently, someone is listening.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Tamaki S., Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
Down a Rabbit Hole? Huh? by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
Harry can't find Ron, so he goes looking for him and finds something unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Everyone loves Hunny and Reiko by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
The life of Mitsukuni Haninozuka.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,462 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Reiko K.] - Complete
Another Letter by youcanreachthestars reviews
"Dear friend, I know I haven't written to you in a while, but this was something I just had to tell you. I had a dream last night. It was very strange, but not strange at the same time, if you know what I mean." Oneshot. Charlie/Sam
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Charlie, Samantha - Complete
An Offer by Ichireiro reviews
A Charlie/Patrick one shot.
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Patrick, Charlie - Complete
Slight Tingling Sensation by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Max attempts to get Fang to wear a face mask. "Attempts" being the key word. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Risky Business by Cat at the Dog Show reviews
Fang likes that old time rock and roll.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Perks of Being a Wallflower:Michael by Jasey Ray reviews
Michael was Charlie's best friend until he one day stopped going ot school. And David with the awkward glasses said he killed himself. Told from Michael's POW.
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Michael, Susan - Complete
The Golf Cult R Us by EdwardAddict reviews
-Sequel to The Prank Wars- Max and the gang are forced to team up with the Golf Cult to save the world. But from what? Fang won't start yet another prank war, will he? What's this about a new Institute? Can Max trust anyone anymore? FAX DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Fang, Gazzy/The Gasman
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Springtime by milkmoth reviews
Three encounteres in the gleaming white building. One little girl, two identical boys. And a new springtime.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
French Conversation by Lonicera Japonica reviews
The twins teach Haruhi a new phrase in French. Naturally, this results in Tamaki freaking out. [Sort of HaruhixTwins, but not really.]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
In All Your Fantasies by Supergirrl reviews
Max, like all teenagers, has interesting dreams.Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Kyouya's Notebook by MagickSennyo reviews
Ever wonder what is written in there? Tamaki does.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
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Unnoticed reviews
Sakamoto Arina is your typical high school wallflower. She's extremely shy, and prefers to stay invisible. But when she catches the attention of a Host Club member, well, all she can think is: "Why me?"
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,496 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Haleth Son Of Háma reviews
There used to be a boy named Haleth, who was the son of Háma. He fought in the Battle of Helm's Deep at fourteen years old. This is his story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Haleth H. - Complete
Lame Puns reviews
Sadie making fun of Nut, Thoth, and Anubis' names. Just a random drabble that popped into my head when I was joking with my sister. :P
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Sadie K. - Complete
Sweet Dreams, Maysilee reviews
Maysilee's eyelids droop halfway closed, and she gets a distant look. The canon sounds. Maysilee Donner is dead. Haymitch rubs away the tears at his eyes, his hands covered in her blood. "Sweet dreams, Maysilee."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
The Box reviews
The hosts find a music box featuring different nursery rhymes, not knowing that it isn't a harmelss, innocent toy. "London Bridge is falling down, down will come baby, cradle and all, ashes ashes we all fall down, je te plumerai, my fair lady." Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Complete
When THEY Came reviews
What happens to the Host Club, Satoshi and Yasuchika when 2 troublesome girls–TWINS at that–enroll into Ouran Junior High, class 3-A? First fanfic.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Chika/Yasuchika H., Satoshi M.