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Joined 02-09-03, id: 340600
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
Ground-breaking news: Yup, folks... decided it was time for a change. So now instead of a name I have a word. It's truly true, Lafou.

Episode One, of The Smallprint:
The Smallprint likes to refer to herself in third person. Yes she does. Muchly.
The Smallprint goes *slightly* formatting mad.
The Smallprint's computer keeps telling her about Stickykeys. Which is odd because sure, there's mayonnaise in there... but that'll be dry and crusty by now.
The Smallprint has decided to call her self Winnifred. Thanks to Smeg [

Guest Starring:
Demus
Gnat Girl
Nekohebi
Kestrel Queen of the Damned
Sheep the Adventurer
and Sheepcat
As The Smallprint's friends.

Episode Soundtrack:
Immigration Song ~ Led Zeppelin
Frontier Psychiatrist ~ The Avalanches
Chocolate ~ Snow Patrol
Platinum Blonde Life ~ No Doubt
Beautiful ~ Carole King

In-Jokes:
*intermission*
Chicken Nuggets
HUNGEEEEEEEER
Squirrel Nuts-Off (now that's a funny story)
"Can't be the backie"
Weiner Town
ANARCHY IS THE PATH TO A BRIGHTER TOMORROW
Lemon tree
SPACE BEEEEEEEEEZ

Thank you, thank you very much... and remember: always read The Smallprint

Love, Fred

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The Legend of Guilly Granger by Priah reviews
Com After Voldy's defeat, the world of Hogwarts' students seems to drastically change. Abandoned by their peers, two people, one sadistic, the other sarcastic, decide to stick together and slake their thirst for mortifying revenge. Humor, DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,391 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Fellowship of the Ring : Unrealistic Tales by Stelf reviews
We are all familiar with the journey of the ring, however certain bits were omitted from the book and film! UPDATED: Inept ranger, Strider leads the hobbit into the wilds....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,981 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
The Potter's Wheel Of Life by Gnat Girl reviews
Another HP fic! Set in 7th year, post Dark Lord defeat. Just when you though Harry was mad enough, he gets a crush on MM. Will he reveal his feelings for her before graduation, or does he have to destory her soul...? (Duh duh DUUUUH!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,851 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Tears of the Phoenix by Aradia17 reviews
They use my name in the Light rebel camps sometimes, but when they do, it is uttered as a curse, a filthy name to be spat rather than spoken: Hermione Granger, traitor to the Light side. But they don't understand. No one does. No one can. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,354 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Evil Magical Melodies by Sheep the Adventurer reviews
An (evil) collection of (evil) songs written and (evilly) performed by (evil) He-who-must-sing aka Dark Lord Voldemort!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Renewal in Rivendell by Budgielover reviews
Chapter 32. Lord Elrond, Gandalf, Aragorn and Bilbo enjoy the hobbits' reactions to their surprise and cherish every moment before the Fellowship prepares to depart Rivendell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 99,889 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Frodo B., Elrond
Glam Rock by LadyBush reviews
SLASH. Sirius likes wizard glam rock: glitter, glam and crazy music. Remus likes the quiet life: tea, Mozart and charms essays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Masquerade by nekohebi reviews
Rating is for language. This is strange. Be warned. Involves random marriage and international criminal organisations. And lots of randomness. Double figures, YAY! Chapter 10 is finally up! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Ginny W., Severus S.
M & Ms by RosesRRed1 reviews
Michael & Mia story. Michael and Mia have always liked each other, they just didn’t think anything would ever happen. Now Mia’s going out with Kenny and Michael’s not happy. Starts w a sleepover at Lilly’s & goes on from there. M&M Romance Fic...R
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,635 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003
QUARANTINED by shirebound reviews
Late one night, Gandalf brings a very ill Ranger to the closest refuge, Bag End, knowing that Bilbo is immune to this illness... but Gandalf is unaware that a tweenager is now living there. NO slash, sex, profanity, violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,237 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
What Really, Really, Truly Happened in LOTR by nekohebi reviews
Uploaded before but was crap. Basically, a different outlook on the events of Lotr. V. character bashing. Co-written with Demus. Excuse Summary.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/11/2002
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Goodbye Tom Riddle reviews
Malfoy's songfic to the tune of Candle in the Wind... we always knew that slick, overly-bleached Slytherin obsessor was hiding soemthing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Voldemort, Draco M.
When We Try To Deceive reviews
The Weasleys' prank has backfired, and now everybody seems to be in love with everybody else... but will they act on these impulses? If so, will it end in true love? Or heartbreak? Many pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,683 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Truth reviews
Our favourite Weasley is in hospital, with no recollection of what has happened... Will this be the end for her? Or will someone be able to pull her back? If so, who will it be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Ginny W.