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Well, hello earthings!! Wanna know some things about me? No?! Well, too bad!!
-TOTALLY OBSESSED AND IN LOVE WITH the following:
-I love drawing and music:) It's basically my life. Not basically. It is:D
-I'm totally OBSESSED over IRON MAN, and the HULK, and HAWKEYE, and, of course:), LOKI:))
-OBSESSED WITH THE AVENGERS!! Bruce Banner is, like,... totally awesome, because, well you know, he turns into a green rage monster named the HULK!!!
-I want a bubble machine for Christmas. I will most likely not get one:(
-I have a beagle named Buddy who is very annoying:P
-My favorite colors are Green and Black:) AND BLUE. Mustn't forget blue.
-I play violin. It's amazing. I WANT to learn how to play guitar SOOO bad, but meh. I own a banjo. I know a few songs on the keyboard, too, so yeah.
-I AM A GRYFFINDOR. HEAR ME ROAR.
-I AM A DAUGHTER OF HADES. BEWARE ME. I have gotten kicked out by Dad a lot of times. Just don't mention me setting the hell hounds on fire to him. He gets upset and furious at that. I was allowed back in, but still...
-I WANT A UNICORN
-I LOVE YOU ALL
-If you want to follow me on Tumblr:
-I REALLY LIKE CHOCOLATE AND PIE.
GO READ IT NOW!!!!
I don't need pay for advertising your story. Because you story is just too awesome that I must recommend it. I highly doubt you're reading my profile, but if you are, you're welcome! And your story is frickin' AMAZING!!
-I TOTALLY RECOMMEND THE STORY 'After The Fall' and it's sequel 'Nightmare'. IT'S FRICKIN' AWESOME!! GO READ IT!! IT IS AN AVENGERS LOKI/OC STORY:) 'After The Fall' and 'Nightmare' by YokoshimaMitsukai88.
GO READ IT NOW!!!
Again, what I said above, I don't need pay. BECAUSE YOUR STORY IS SO AWESOMELY AMAZING AND FANTASTIC and I recommend it:)) I highly doubt your on my profile reading this, but if you are... you're welcome! :) You probably already know this from how many times I've already said it, but your stories are AMAZING:D
-SHERLOCK HOLMES. 'Nuff said.
Okay, not enough said. SHERLOCK HOLMES IS AMAZING:D There. Now there's enough said:D
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Fanfiction: Because 87% of all original endings suck.
Fanfiction: Because 95% of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.
Fanfiction: Because my favorite characters always die.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes evil deserves to win.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
Fanfiction: Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.
Fanfiction: Because all stories shouldn't have an ending; there should always be another adventure.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes there's no one your age and gender who you can relate to.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes you want to be in that story yourself.
Fanfiction: Because sometimes you have no other way to express the ideas in your head.
Fanfiction: Because it's an escape.
I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves and is obsessed with, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
Now... make a wish.