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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Glee.

Greetings & Salutations,

Heh, who am I kiddin'?

Hey y'all, that's better!

My name is Brandi Mae I'm 27 and living in North Carolina. I discovered fan fiction recently and after reading quite a few very wonderful stories decided to stop lurking and jump right in. My favorites are from the Vampire Diaries, and Twilight genres. The idea of Bonnie and Damon, or Edward and Leah pairing is pretty fascinating to me. I was never a big fan of Bella or Elena. You'll find that my stories may be riddled with poor punctuation and maybe even a run on sentence or two but I'm hoping any readers that stumble across can forgive me in time. Please feel free to message me your complaints, praise, or suggestions. I'm learning as I go along. I do this for me, but since you all may be reading these ideas I want the manifestation of my thoughts to be the best of my ability.

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Friends with Benefits by silentnights626 reviews
Can a budding friendship include sex and survive without anyone getting hurt in the long run?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,604 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Mercedes J., Sam E.
The Flip Side by MoreTroutyForYourMouth reviews
I do not own Glee or any characters associated with Glee. Mercedes and Sam come from different worlds - but what happens when those worlds collide?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,422 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Mercedes J., Sam E.
Dogs Don't Know It's Not Bacon by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
S&M. Shiny gold shorts, lap dances, neon lights, inappropriate displays of affection in public, animal print and sex; just the way Mercedes Jones likes it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,400 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Sam E., Mercedes J.
Temptation With A Southern Accent by sadhappygirl reviews
Mercedes is engaged. The problem? She's still in love with Sam who is willing to do anything to get her back. Will he succeed? Sam seems to think so because when ever he's near, her clothes have a tendency to fall off on their own accord! Samcedes
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,423 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Mercedes J., Sam E.
Girlfriend for Hire by qob1986 reviews
Sam Evans needs a companion. Mercedes Jones is looking for better-paying gig. Will it stop at that? This is my first fic. Be gentle.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,046 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sam E., Mercedes J.
Growing Ensemble or Grandissons Together by AnniKay reviews
This is the third story in the Learning French saga. The New Directions start their Senior Year. Sam/Mercedes/Puck; Lauren/Finn; Santana/Artie/Brittany; Kurt/Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 610,215 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Mercedes J., Puck, Sam E., New Directions - Complete
Where Are My Panties? by VicariousSinning reviews
Sam and Mercedes meet then hookup at a college party. When she leaves something behind, he's determined to find then keep her. AU. Rated M because you know why. Enjoy and feedback is my crack!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,765 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sam E., Mercedes J.
Newton's Law by TellNoOne reviews
An opposing force is met with an equal and opposite force. Hope against defeat. Love against hate. When Sam's world is crumbling around him, can he find something equally great? Or maybe something even greater? Sam/Mercedes
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 277,853 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sam E., Mercedes J.
The Benefit of Being President by FreeInTheImagination reviews
"With all due respect sir, you may be the President of the United States, but that don't mean I won't shove my foot up your ass!"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,261 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Sam E., Mercedes J.
A Walk Through Hell by IShouldBeHome reviews
Set in the past when segregation was still the norm and integration in the schools we just beginning, Sam admits his feelings for Mercedes, and even when knowing the consequences they could face, she doesn't push him away.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Mercedes J., Sam E.
Heartstrings by ChampagneTasteBeerMoney reviews
A Glee Samcedes/Quick AU. Disclaimer: I do not own any characters of Glee.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,214 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Quinn F., Mercedes J., Puck, Sam E.
My Guardian Dear by IXAMXDECADENCE reviews
Sam is not quite human - Mercedes is. Shenanigans ensue
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,866 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Mercedes J., Sam E. - Complete
Lesson in Human Nature by DreaC reviews
Mercedes Jones had an image consultant, a personal trainer, a designer, and a personal make-up artist, but what she didn't have were friends. A chance encounter with a certain pizza boy may just provide her with more than she could ever ask for.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,106 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Mercedes J., Sam E.
Anytime, Anyplace by VicariousSinning reviews
Random Samcedes drabbles of an adult nature. Some AU, some canon. Enjoy and feedback is my crack!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,568 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Mercedes J., Sam E.
Wait Michael Jackson died? by bombtrack reviews
Finn is confused...again. Good thing Mercedes is there to help him out. This will be a series of Minn one-shots each taking place at a different time in their relationship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,817 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Finn H., Mercedes J.
Someone Like You by DreaC reviews
Sam and Mercedes only got 4 weeks together before distance tore them apart, but now with one selfless act from Mercy, college may be their second chance.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,761 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Sam E., Mercedes J.
Conversations and Complexities by AnniKay reviews
ONE SHOT spawned by Sue Sylvester's Comment in Big Brother, and a Brooks and Dunn song. Who says that the SamCedes sexual tension is implausible?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Sam E., Mercedes J. - Complete
Springing from Breakpoint by bana05 reviews
While on spring break in Miami, Sam Evans realizes it's time to put up or shut up when it comes to his best friend Mercedes Jones.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,115 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Mercedes J., Sam E.
Tuesdays with Sammy by KurlyQ722 reviews
They meet by accident, connect by fate, and plan a Tuesday tutoring session that proves to be far more involved than either one of them planned. Slighty AU fic, where Mercedes is still a cheerio and Sam is more urkel than we see on the show.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/20/2012 - [Mercedes J., Sam E.] - Complete
As Time Goes By by Mad-like reviews
Set approximately 15 years in the future. If you love Klaine you won't like this. Primary pairing Mercedes/Blaine,Sam/Quinn.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,464 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Mercedes J. - Complete
Happy Valentine's Day by KurlyQ722 reviews
On this glorious day of love, Mercedes is the one in control of the bedroom. Sam has no complaints.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,725 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - [Mercedes J., Sam E.] - Complete
Big Girls Can Be Sexy Too Sam's Divergence by Illiandyandra reviews
Thanks to the preponderance of the votes in my poll I have created a Divergent Line, An Alternate Reality within the original AU where Sam becomes a part of Mercedes and Puck's Love. The Original Story will remain Merck, this story is Samedeck. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,152 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - [Mercedes J., Sam E., Puck]
Summer Menagé by AnniKay reviews
This is the next story in the Learning French Universe. It will be from many different perspectives, and will take care of the summer between Junior and Senior year. Right now I have it planned as a series of connected one shots.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,609 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Mercedes J., Puck, Sam E. - Complete
Learning French by AnniKay reviews
Prom brings about changes that could rock the New Directions and McKinley High to the core. Sam/Mercedes/Puck Inspired By Illiandyandra's Sam's Divergence. Finally finished with the Party Like We're Rock Stars.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 146,903 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Mercedes J., Puck, Sam E. - Complete
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Ain't No Way reviews
Mercedes Jones is the new second assistant to fashion editor and tyrant Sue Sylvester. When she forms a friendship with Sue's son without knowing how will it all affect her life? Rated M for possible steam, and language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,678 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sam E., Mercedes J. - Complete
When Being Good Goes Bad reviews
Mercedes Jones spent twelve years turning herself inside out to fit in. After heartbreak and betrayal will a group of teenage misfits show her what true friendship is? Will a boy with a lonely teardrop show her what true love is? Will a music teacher bring out the music in her? Will she have the courage to step into the light and take the happiness she deserves?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,633 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Mercedes J., Sam E.
All This and Heaven Too reviews
After college Mercedes and Sam split up, long distance was just too hard. Mercy went on to become an international super star. Sam became a psychical therapist at the height of his game. What happens when two worlds collide?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,177 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Mercedes J., Sam E.
You've Got To Be Kidding! reviews
Eight years after Leah Clearwater has left Forks to find a better life for herself she comes back. What happens when a certain bronze haired, newly single vampire has his eye on her? Rated "M" for possible later fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,941 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Edward, Leah