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Author has written 40 stories for Maximum Ride, Sonic the Hedgehog, Persona Series, and Fire Emblem.

Age: 22

Gender: Male (What the heck, right?)

Height: 6 ft. 2in.

Weight: 200lb.

Eyes: Green with yellow specks

Hair: Black

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Favorite Pairs

Max and Fang (Maximum Ride)

Iggy and Ella (Maximum Ride)

Katniss and Peeta (Hunger Games)

Chuck and Sarah (Chuck)

Marshall and Lily (HIMYM)

Sonic and Amy (Sonic)

Silver and Blaze (Sonic)

Shadow and Maria (Sonic)

Tails and either Cream or Cosmo (Sonic) [Depends on how I'm feeling at the moment.]

Kanji and Naoto (Persona 4)

Yu/Souji and Rise (Persona 4)

Lyn and Mark the Tactician (Fire Emblem)

Lucius and Serra (Fire Emblem)

Current Project(s)- as of last profile update

No More Need to Worry- Sequel to No More Need to Dream

Persona 4: Overseas Romance- Kanji/Naoto

(Both on indefinite hiatus)

Future Projects

Nothing set in stone yet.

Favorite Maximum Ride quotes (canon)

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR-AE

"She offered to cook breakfast."-Fang-MR-SOF

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-AE

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES

"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang-FW

"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX

"Does anysing on you vork properly?" "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." -- Ter Borcht and Iggy in Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

"Do we have a plan B? Or C? Or even Z?" -- Iggy in Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

"This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: • It's very sad." -- Max in MAX

Favorite Maximum Ride quotes (FanFiction)

"Would it be better to live in a world of ignorance and happiness or a world of truth and pain? Well, I would pick whatever world had McDonalds." – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

“Telling someone you love them is the equivalent to shooting them with a rifle in the middle of theSaharaDesertwhile force-feeding them monkey brains during the Apocalypse.” – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

“I don't know why girls are all, "I want to be like Romeo and Juliet!" I mean, I hate to spoil the ending, but they die.I mean, seriously. Girls need lives. Badly. I'm sure they're somewhere on Ebay.” – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"Mhmmm. I believe you. Completely. One hundred percent. Now shut up and let me ruin your life." – Max in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"Always better pissed off than pissed on." – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"You assaulted an un-armed teenager, you snuck out in the middle of the night, and you, you…I don't know what else you did but I bet it has something to do with why the national debt is so high!" – Max in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"If you give me the camera, everything will be so much easier! World hunger will stop, nuclear weapon production will cease, and Miley Cyrus will stop singing! We'll all be saved!" – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

“'Interesting' is the word we use when we don't want to say 'Jesus Christ, we nearly died back there'.” – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

“Dear God, Iggy must be rubbing off on me. And honestly, I can think of nothing scarier in this universe.” – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

“Just so you know, trying to get on Max's good side is about as hard as making Iggy choose between a pound of bacon and a trio of Russian playboys. In other words, impossible.” – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

“God bless Google. Where would we be without it? We'd probably be some cannibalistic Neanderthal society.” – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

Can you tell me where the produce section is?” “*shrugs*” “Can you tell me where the bathrooms are?” “*shrugs*” “Can you tell me anything?” “*shrugs*” -- Fang and a Wall-Mart customer in St. Fang of Boredom’s Job Listings

“But you can’t buy happiness.” “That’s not necessarily true. I once met a very nice stripper named Happiness.” -Fang and Iggy in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

Wham!“GO TO HELL.” Bam!“NEVER TOUCH HER AGAIN.” Slam!“YOU’RE CREEPIER THAN EDWARD.” -Fang beating up a pedophile in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

“Come on, Gazzy, you've faced Erasers, mutants, robots, Max when she's angry, ninjas, pirates, vikings, and demon mutant zombie evil overlords from Hell and outer space before … okay, maybe not that last one … but even so, you can face a bunch of high school kids.” “But high school kids are scary!” – Gazzy in , Something Romeo-And-Juliet-ish

"Nudge, it'll be ok, and Angel, she's not dying!" Still no freaking answer! Dr. M, pick up!! "Who's dying?" Gazzy asked, coming in. "Nudge." Angel answered. "Nudge is dying?!" "Nudge is NOT dying!" "Well, that's good to know, Fang." -Fang, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel from Facts of Life

"Ok." Fang answered. "I've got a plan. Let's send Iggy to a monestary to become a monk. He'll take a vow of abstinence, and he'll never have to know!" I put my hands on my hips. "Fang, really." "Seriously!" Fang said. "And we can send Nudge to become a nun, and she can take a vow of silence! It's a great plan!" -Fang and Max from Facts of Life

"Night Quills!" He started laughing again. "Hey, Max, you and me and the cops should go yelling and see if we can wake up the Flock before the neighbors show up. Bring Spiffy and Pooky!" -Fang from Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu (He's on NyQuil.)

I liked the one with the black wings, though. He was cute. I wanted to take him home and cuddle him. And feed him blackberries. I like blackberries. I would name him Fuzzles 'cause he looked like a Fuzzles. I decided to ask Gerald about it later. -Gozen from Gozen and the Feather Kids

"Fang, who do you think is spying on us?" "Many kinds of people." Oh, how prophetic. "Like?" "Samurai." Houston, I think we've found the problem. -Fang and Max in Ninja Fang.

“You have a captive audience, Max. People are listening to you. Your story’s out, you can’t hide anymore. What are you going to do with this situation, Max?” This questioning was starting to tic me off. “Well, let’s see. Get a cut in the profits, buy new shoes, order a life supply of chocolate chip cookies, and hire a private investigator to find out who you are so I can kick your questioning ass. Anything else you’d like to know?” -The Voice and Max in MangaFlock

Favorite Maximum Ride quotes that I have written

"You went to the mall with Fang. Is there something I'm not seeing between you to?" I asked.
"Yes," Iggy said sarcastically, "I'm cheating on you with a married man at the mall."
Fang had a look that said, "Just kill me now."- Ella and Iggy in The Ring

"What are you looking for?"
"My dignity, I think it's hiding from me after what happened last night."- Ella and Iggy in The Ring

"Guys, not around me. Get a room."
"We did. Heck, we got a house full of them."- Gazzy and Iggy in The Ring.

"We might have a problem."
"Is that a fat joke? I'm not that pregnant yet."- Iggy and Ella in What are We Going to Name it?

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings. 7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal. (12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book.
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and A’ a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.

Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:

1. Being different is okay.

2. Even the little things can help save the world.

3. Red-heads are evil!

4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.

5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.

6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.

7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.

8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.

9. French is the universal language.

10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.

11. Count your blessings.

12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.

13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.

14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.

15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.

16. Never get hooked on Valium.

17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!

18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.

19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.

20. Kids are better than adults.

21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.

22. The best cooks are blind pyros.

23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.

24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.

25. School really is an evil place.

26. Teachers really are out to get you.

27. Remember to flap.

28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord (List taken from
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such.
10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.
27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.
28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.
29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.
32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.
34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.
37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.
40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.
42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.
43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.
45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.
46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.
47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.
50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.
52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.
53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.
55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.
56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.
59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.
61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.
62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.
65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.
66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.
67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.
69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.
70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.
72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.
73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.
74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.
75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.
76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.
78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."
79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.
80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.
81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.
83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.
84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.
85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."
86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.
89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.
90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.
92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.
94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.
96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.
98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.
99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.
100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.
101. Never cross human and bird DNA. (This one is mine.)

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Favorite Sonic Songs

Super Sonic Racing- Sonic R

Live and Learn- SA2

His World- Sonic '06

Sonic Boom- Sonic CD

Rooftop Run Modern- Sonic Generations

Chemical Plant Modern- Sonic Generations

All Hail Shadow- Sonic '06

City Escape- SA2

Aquarium Park Act 1- Sonic Colors

E.G.G.M.A.N.- SA2

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What if the other characters had social links with each other, instead of just Yu? This is the social link of Yosuke Hanamura and Chie Satonaka
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Chie S., Yosuke H. - Complete
The name of the game is Fax by TwilightloveandFaximumRide reviews
Fax. Fax, Fax, Fax, Fax, with a bit of Eggy/Illa. That's all there is to say. Fax. Rated T for, well, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,664 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Fang, Max
Emperor & Fortune Social Link by Reecie Girl reviews
What if the other characters had social links with each other, instead of just Yu? This is the social link of Kanji Tatsumi and Naoto Shirogane.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,277 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
The Prince and the Pauper in the Steamy Sauna by KawaiiBoushi reviews
Naoto finds herself along in the TV World once more, confronting - Kanji's true self? What could he be hiding, and what does it have to do with her? Tune in to the Midnight Channel tonight to find out!
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naoto S., Kanji T. - Complete
An Experiment in Happiness by KawaiiBoushi reviews
Naoto likes techincal terms. Quick KanNao drabble.
Persona Series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
Dirty Jokes by Apocalypse Sugar reviews
A vignette of late night phone calls.
Persona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Chie S., Yosuke H. - Complete
Relationships for Dummies by Punk Rock Kitsune reviews
Blaze and Silver go to their friends of the same gender for assistance because both of them have fallen in love… with each other! The two don't realize that their feelings are mutual, and neither party knows that they are seeking help. What happens when the advice from both sexes clash? Silvaze.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,150 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Blaze, Silver - Complete
Those Red Eyes by TheVideoGamer reviews
Set two hundred years into the future (Silver's time), it's the apocalyptic, screwed up time period that we all know and love. Instead of Shadow getting sealed away, he fought the humans off and lived a life way past the time of Sonic the Hedgehog. Now he's meeting Silver and Blaze, so problems are inevitable. Especially since he's believed to be a demon for his red eyes.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Silver, Blaze] Shadow - Complete
Cup of Desire by The Pen Vs The Sword reviews
The legend speaks of a cup that could grant your greatest, unfulfilled desire. Blaze's is to protect her kingdom. Silver's is for Blaze. Blaze/Silver. One-shot. Rated K for peril and action. Requested by Whoelsebutme11 on DeviantArt.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Blaze, Silver - Complete
Guiding Light by Tiquismiquis reviews
For Sentury. Three years after the war, Jaffar still struggles with his emotions and Nino dreams of settling down. A night in Pherae becomes the last straw.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Nino, Jaffar - Complete
How Did It Start? by The Pen Vs The Sword reviews
Cream and Tails argue over how they first got together, recalling various events of their relationship. Tails/Cream. One-shot. Rated K. Requested by AvlynnTheFox on DeviantArt.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Tails, Cream/Cheese - Complete
You Are (Not) Alone by CausticRaven reviews
P4- A look into the first night when Yu realized that he was on his own in Inaba. At least, until someone else stopped by... Yu/Rise
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Souji S./Yuu N., Rise K. - Complete
Hero and Maid by The Pen Vs The Sword reviews
Who knew that a mere book would lead to more than a display of Silver's overactive imagination? Silver/Blaze. Originally a drabble, but requested to continue by I'm Not Mad-I'm Alice.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,487 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Blaze, Silver - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4209 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Feelings Change by The Pen Vs The Sword reviews
You never know when it's going to strike. One day you just realize that your feelings have changed and you don't know what they will do. Sonic/Amy. One-shot. Valentine's Day gift for everyone.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Happy Birthday Shadow by TheVideoGamer reviews
Shadow's turning sixty-seven, and he's not looking forward to it. It's just another year with Maria dead, right? Things take a slight turn for the better though, when Maria's spirit comes to visit Shadow. Sometimes, all you need is a little comfort from a friend to feel a thousand times better. Shadmaria, R&R
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2013 - [Shadow, Maria R.] - Complete
The Hatching Of The Flock by AnonymousAutherx reviews
This is the story of how the flock came to be. Nudge is insane, Angel is broken, Iggy has a phobia of fire, and Fang is a mute. Can Max piece them back together and become the flock? Or will they be expired? And last but not least, WILL THEY ESCAPE? xFAXx
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,544 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Max, Fang
How am I Supposed to Kiss You? by 01SonAmy01 reviews
"Maybe I should wear high heels," she said. "I could reach your lips then… I can't just wait until I reach your height." "You probably won't anyway," he joked. Sonic's sudden growth spurt has left Amy with the short straw, if she wasn't small enough already. Now she's concerned about an issue brought on by their new height difference that Sonic hasn't quite considered.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Yes or No? by watergirl22 reviews
Iggy can't decide if he should get together with Ella, he doesn't want to hurt her, but Iggy not being with Ella might hurt her more. Please R&R. T because I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,646 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Believe by PrincessVictory reviews
1shot songfic about SonAmy. After being captured for the first time ever by Eggman, will Sonic come to terms that he's become weaker, or that there was always someone there that made him stronger? R&R if you would :
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
I'll Always Be Here, Maxie by Knight Mistress reviews
Iggy was the one to comfort her when Fang left. Iggy was the one who attempted to teach her how to cook. Iggy was the one who punched Dylan in the face when he hurt her. And Max is finally realizing all the things he does for her. Max/Iggy drabbles.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 59,456 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Forbidden Love by broken and bleeding wings reviews
The flock are staying with the Martinez's and soon Ella and Iggy fall for each other. Max and her mum strongly forbid it with server consequences. They date secretly but are soon discovered. What happens when the consequences are worse then they thought and Iggy kicked out right when Ella discovers something and needs him most now
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Ella, Iggy
Something RomeoandJulietish by OwlinAMinor reviews
It's like Romeo and Juliet, only funnier, less depressing, more perverted, and with a whole lot more Bacon. Eggy. Gazzy/OC. Fax in later chapters. Read at your own risk.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,496 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
A Thousand Years by Silvermusic384 reviews
Iggy has had a crush on Ella for the last 5 years. What happens when he is at her going away party before she leaves for Colorado the next day? Will Iggy fess up to his feelings or will he finally say how he feels? One-Shot!Please read & review! :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Post Absolution by Wise Old p1neapple reviews
"If anyone has any reason why these two should not be married, speak now, or forever hold your peace" to my relief, no one said anything. "You may now-" "These two aren't going to be married," a dark voice said, "Because they're going to die right now"
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,553 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Silver, Blaze - Complete
Dear Fanfiction: Max Ride by MajorGodComplex reviews
The flock writes letters to the fanfiction writers! I hope this makes you smile, I've done another one like this for PJO, and it was pretty popular. I had fun with it so I decided to give it a try with MaxRide.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011
10 Reasons Why by independentwriter-137 reviews
A collection of drabbles on the 10 reasons why Fang loves Max.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Three Times She Said No by independentwriter-137 reviews
And the One Time She Said Yes. The first three times he proposes, she says no, and then finally she says yes. One-shot. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Max, Fang
Max and the Flock on Valium by luvin'-music reviews
"Okay, I'm about to tell you something I've never told anyone... I. Love. Iggy... And I have the perfect plan to see if Iggy likes me back." Ella's plan goes horribly wrong. How is Valium involved? And how does the flock get ahold of it? Funny Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Ella, Iggy
Nightmare by SapphireAster reviews
When Max sees everyone she loves die in a gruesome nightmare, will Fang comfort her? Oneshot. Absolute fluff!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Last Name by independentwriter-137 reviews
Angel asks Fang why he doesn't have a last name and Fang explains. Fax. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Fang, Angel - Complete
The Bet by TMI reviews
Iggy noticed that at the Virginia school, all the girls love Fang and all the boys love Max. He sets up a bet between the two: whomever is asked out the most by the end of the day loses, and has to do whatever the winner wants. Does anyone else smell FAX?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Wondrous World of Fang by turtlelover0511 reviews
Yo. Fang here. You're presumably reading this to, oh what's that phrase, get inside my head. Get a glimpse into the wondrous world of Fang. So, without further ado, let's go back to that day when Max's first book begins… The Angel Experiment in Fang's POV DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,429 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Fang
Love Is Blind by Asha Childly reviews
COMPLETE! SEQUEL TO WORDS LEFT UNSAID! Without Fang, Iggy's mind has been warped. There's only one person who can help him. But will their "therapy sessions" become something more? Rated for language mostly. Please read the prequel or you'll be so confued
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 41,535 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Ella, Iggy - Complete
Spells and Daggers by Sara Jaye reviews
Thirty vignettes about Nino and Jaffar; some connected, others standalone. Rating is K overall, but T as a safeguard for chapter 3.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 14,949 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Nino, Jaffar - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
So Close by The Winged Wonder reviews
Ella finally musters up the courage to tell Iggy how she feels, but what happens when Iggy doesn't want to admit that he feels the same way? LOTS of Romaction. Major Eggy! Reviews are as appreciated as Nutella, and that's a lot. A whole lot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 34,314 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Iggy, Ella
Shadikal: How is it Possible? by AutoKnight01 reviews
How could the being of peace and the ultimate weapon possibly get into a romantic relationship? Well, here's my theory. Major Shadikal. ShadowxTikal. Read and Review.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,205 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Shadow, Tikal - Complete
Life is a Cookie by OwlinAMinor reviews
Iggy is determined to win over Ella. And he has a plan. It's a good one, too. But what he doesn't know is that Ella has her own plans ... and they both end up surprising each other. Short, 5-chapter Eggy fluff fic. COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
A Day In Therapy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
You're Beautiful by moncheri9 reviews
Happens just after Max Ride 3. Very fluffy and romantic Eggy! When Max decides that they should stay in her mom's house a little while longer, Iggy & Ella's relationship develops. For the better or worse?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,150 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
A Spy's Day Off by AutoKnight01 reviews
When Rouge the Bat gets sick one day, someone has to take care of her. And guess who get stuck with that job? Will Knuckles be able to tolerate Rouge like he always does or will something be different because she's sick and in need of his care? KNOUGE
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,121 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Knuckles, Rouge - Complete
Dylan's Face by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8235 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Dylan Bieber Conspiracy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Dylan is really Justin Bieber? He's working for the Italians? Little Men will infest Fang's mind? Maple Syrup Farms? IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY! Another random parody brought to you by St. Fang of Boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fang, Dylan - Complete
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
Masquerade by ispksarcasm reviews
Iggy put his forehead against hers, "So mystery girl, you still not gonna tell me your name?" He hadn't cared much about this before but now something had changed. They had hardly spoken but there was something about this girl.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
A Very Good Influence by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. Kanji and Naoto are finally dating, but Mrs. Tatsumi makes an unfortunate assumption.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
Blindness Doesn't Matter by BadgerInMySoup reviews
There were many things Iggy couldn't do. There were many things he could do. But blindness or no blindness couldn't stop the feelings he had around Ella. He was in love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
A New Beginning by CloudyWind732984 reviews
The Flock has just saved the world and destroyed the evil Itex. They head over to Max's mom's house to go and live with her. There is a big surprise waiting for them while they are there. There is a jelous Fang and what is the surprise? Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 100,135 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Iggy, Jeb B. - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
That One Incident in the Corridor by Marcipie reviews
Maria has been having strange feelings for a certain hedgehog and her odd behavior is making Shadow very curious. R&R. OneShot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Shadow, Maria R. - Complete
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Buried in the Sand reviews
The war with Bern has ended. To many this would be a time for celebration, but not for a certain red clad swordmaster and purple eyed valkyrie. But after a tear filled goodbye, they both find themselves in the Nabata Desert for different reasons. But things are never that easy, troubles will abound as the two try to find their place in the world. Who knows, maybe it'll be together?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,352 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 1/27 - [Rutger, Clarine]
The Morning Light reviews
Matthew and Leila are both leaving for separate spy missions on the same day, Matthew to observe some dispute in Caelin, and Leila to infiltrate the Black Fang. But on the night before they decided to have what could be considered one of the most snarky nights of romance ever. Rated M for sexual content, but not as much as my usual.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5 - [Matthew, Leila] - Complete
Misconceptions reviews
Lucius and Serra's lives have calmed down since the war with Nergal, in fact they are going quite well. Lucius even has something planned for when Serra comes back to the orphanage they built. But when she comes back in a bad mood those plans are thrown for a loop. Can he calm her down once again or will town gossip tear them apart?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23 - [Lucius, Serra] - Complete
Happy Anniversary reviews
"Mark? What are you doing here? I thought you wouldn't be home until tomorrow." "I'm trying to seduce you." He said with his trademark goofy grin. "Is it working?" Rated M for sexual content
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5 - [Lyndis, Tactician/Mark] - Complete
Mark and Lyn Drabbles reviews
A series of short romantic drabbles between Mark the Tactician and Lyndis the lovely sword fighter from Sacae. Some will be happy, some will be sad, some will happen in alternate universes. But hopefully you'll enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,746 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - [Tactician/Mark, Lyndis]
Persona 4: Overseas Romance reviews
Two years have passed since the kidnappings in Inaba started and everything is looking good in life for Kanji. But when Naoto tells everyone that she's traveling to the U.S. to help investigate a serial murder case he's expectedly shocked. What he doesn't know though is that he's about to go on an adventure where he'll get something he's always wanted in life.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,024 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014 - [Kanji T., Naoto S.] [Souji S./Yuu N., Rise K.]
No More Need to Worry reviews
It's been a year since Silver and Blaze got together and Silver is trying to get the courage up to propose. But Blaze has problems of her own with college scouts and reporters breathing down her neck. Can the pair stick it out long enough? Sequel to No More Need to Dream.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,365 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - [Silver, Blaze] [Sonic, Amy]
Happy 30th Lucius reviews
It's Lucius' 30th birthday. He expected that this day would be special for him, but life moves in mysterious ways sometimes. People come and people go, but one thing stays the same, Love. Rated M for sexual content.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [Lucius, Serra] Raven, Nino - Complete
St Elimine's Blessing reviews
"I am St. Elimine, one of the Eight Heroes who defeated the dragons over a thousand years ago." The woman said coming closer. "I've come to tell you something very important." "We weren't going to do anything!" Serra said quickly. "We swear." Rated M for sexual content.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Lucius, Serra] - Complete
Seeing the Light reviews
Lucius had a problem. On one hand he had his vows to St. Elimine and on the other he had his feelings for a certain slightly abrasive yet strangely attractive pink haired cleric named Serra.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2014 - [Lucius, Serra] - Complete
All For You reviews
"Then I assume you two will be getting married soon as well?" "I'm not sure. You see, I'm very knowledgeable about many things, but I know next to nothing about Sacaen courting or marriage rituals." "Why not just ask Lyn herself?" "Because I want it to be a surprise for her." Rated M for sexual content.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [Lyndis, Tactician/Mark] - Complete
Our Little Secret reviews
"It also causes some problems for me personally as well." "Why is that?" "Because I'm in love with you too Lyn, I have been since the day we met."
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2014 - [Lyndis, Tactician/Mark] - Complete
You're My Absolution reviews
Life has been tough for Blaze. She's homeless, penniless, and being hunted by a mysterious person. But when Silver saves her from a mugging things start to look up. But the problem is that Blaze doesn't think she's good enough for him so she lies. Can Silver break through her barriers and save her again before it's too late? Rated M for adult themes and sexual content.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 56,502 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Blaze, Silver - Complete
Don't You Know I Care? reviews
After Eggman attacks Station Square again, Sonic takes and unconscious Shadow to Rouge's apartment. She takes care of him, but lets her true show while he sleeps. But is Shadow really asleep? One-Shot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Rouge, Shadow] - Complete
Beach Day reviews
Tails and Cosmo's relationship has gotten closer over the last few months, and Cosmo has learned a lot about Mobian culture. But what happens when she goes to the beach for the first time? Sequel to Another World, Another Chance.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Tails, Cosmo - Complete
No More Need to Dream reviews
Silver and Blaze are both trying to share there feelings for each other but are finding it hard to do so. Between all the weird dreams and chance circumstances can they ever confess to each other their love?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,391 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Blaze, Silver - Complete
A Love That Heals reviews
AU One-Shot. In a world where the ARK incident never happened, Shadow and Maria are celebrating the anniversary of their relationship together. But when a shocking revelation is told to Shadow by Professor Gerald things change and Shadow and Maria have a tough decision on their hands. Rated M for sexual content.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Shadow, Maria R. - Complete
Another World, Another Chance reviews
AU One-shot. When Tails meets Cosmo for the first time, she's crying. He cheers her up and thinks that's the end of it. But what he doesn't know is how his week is about to change his life, forever.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Tails, Cosmo - Complete
Steamy Knights reviews
Percival and Galahad set up camp in the woods to rest for the night, but Galahad has something on his mind. Something that will change their relationship forever. Rated M for sexual content.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Blaze, Silver, Sir Pericival - Complete
Shadow and Rouge: Operation Outlaw reviews
The commander of G.U.N. has framed Shadow for the murder of Dr. Eggman. Now on the run he must find a way to clear his name and get back to the one he loves the most before it's too late. Sequel to Shadow and Rouge: Mission Romance.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Tails, Shadow, Rouge, G.U.N. Commander - Complete
Shadow and Rouge: Mission Romance reviews
The mission during which Shadow the Hedgehog realized he was in love with his best friend started of pretty normal for him. He had no idea how this mission would change his life forever.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Shadow, Rouge - Complete
Casino Mobius reviews
Tails as an international man of mystery? Cosmo as mission control? Silver as a bartender? See how this all comes together in this one shot that totally didn't come about because I've been watching too many 007 movies.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Tails - Complete
The Ultimate Lifeform Slows Down reviews
It's Maria's 18th birthday and I have a big surprise for her. The only light in here is coming from sparse light reflecting off five rings. Four are on my body, one is in a small black box I have in my hand. I've changed so much in the last 14 months since I saved Maria. You probably want to know how I did that.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 53,848 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Shadow, Maria R. - Complete
Proving Herself reviews
Time is running out for Rouge. Her best friend is falling in love and her feelings of loneliness are starting to creep up. Can she prove herself trustworthy to the guardian of the Master Emerald before it's too late. Rated M for sexual content. One-Shot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Rouge, Knuckles - Complete
You'll Accompany Me reviews
Silver has just admitted his love for Blaze, but Blaze doesn't believe love can last. Can he convince her before it's too late?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Silver, Blaze - Complete
The Blue Blur Slows Down reviews
"Amy, will you marry me?" You may be wondering how I, Sonic the Hedgehog, the Blue Blur and the fastest thing alive, got into this situation. To tell you the truth, the events went by so fast not even I could catch up. I guess I should start from the beginning. Takes place after Sonic Generations.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,453 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
The Banana Split Incident reviews
Blaze wants Silver to make some banana splits and he's happy to do so. Nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Companion to chapter 10 of The Blue Blur Slows Down, but you don't have to read that to enjoy this.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Blaze, Silver - Complete
Six Million Dollar Eyes reviews
Advances in cybernetic technology have resulted in a possible cure for blindness. Guess who volunteered to test it out first. How will this change things and will they be good or bad. Companion to What are We Going to Name It?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
I Object reviews
It's been six years since the end of the world as we knew it, but today is a special day for me and Fang. That is unless someone crashes the wedding.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
From Out of Nowhere reviews
From out of nowhere Omega attacts Maya on the beaches of Spain. But when Maya's wings are paralized and Omega's true personality is revealed, can they work together to fight off Erasers, fix Maya's wings, and maybe start a romance?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,281 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Maya A./Max 2, Omega - Complete
I'll be Your Rock reviews
After a tragic accidnet involving Ella's dad, Iggy has to try to pick up the pieces of Ella's heart. And while this is going on Fang gets a cryptic clue about his parents and Max tries to help him find them. Eggy and Fax. Sequel to Dancing in the Dark.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Iggy's List reviews
Iggy finally has his sight back. Follow him and Ella as they try to do everything on a list Iggy made in the past. Sequel to Freaky Fangday.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,762 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Why I Love You reviews
Short scenes showing why Iggy and Ella feel the way they do about each other. Why does Iggy joke so much? Why is Ella so amazed at how Iggy knows so much about his surroundings? Why is Iggy so laid back? How does Ella feel about loving a boy with wings? All these questions and more will be answered.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Iggy, Ella
Freaky Fangday reviews
After a freak accident during a water balloon fight, Iggy and Fang switch bodies. How will this affect their relationships? Will they be put back to normal? Read and find out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Hawaii, Here we Come reviews
Iggy and Ella have finally gotten married and are going to Hawaii for their honeymoon. But when they get there, they find out that trouble is afoot. What kind of trouble? Read to find out. Sequel to A Very Eggy Wedding.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,927 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Dancing in the Dark reviews
Iggy and Ella have feelings for each other but neither of them wants to speak up in fear of losing their friendship. What happens when these emotions boil over and prom approaches? And what does Fang have planned for Max? Read to find out. Was written before Nevermore came out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 54,129 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
What are We Going to Name It? reviews
Iggy and Ella are having a kid. How will they get around? Will they be good parents? What are they going to name it? Sequel to The Ring and A Very Eggy Wedding, but you don't have to read those to understand this story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,425 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
A Very Eggy Wedding reviews
Iggy and Ella's wedding is finally here. Get ready for happiness, laughs, and maybe some tears of joy. Sequel to The Ring.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
The Ring reviews
Iggy is trying to propose to Ella. Will he do it? Will she say yes? Why am I asking you these questions? Read and find out. Sequel to I'll be Your Rock.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,187 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Wild Mass Guessing reviews
One-shots based on my list about what I think/want to happen during Nevermore.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 11/9/2011
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