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Hey people!!!

Thanks for visiting my account. I'm new so if there is any advice you may share it if you like. I am a huge Naruto fan.

SASUSAKU FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss Whitney, she was a national treasure and I hope she rests in peace... Whitney "I will always love you"

I LOVE YOU JIM HAWKINS!!!!

ARIEL x JIM!!!!

The Big Bang Theory Quotes I love-

Sheldon- "I'm not insane. My mother had me tested."

Howard-"Sadly, Mrs.Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine. Lucky for her, I like my models pruny and bug eyed."

Howard- "Isn't it obvious? Every week they kick out a beautiful girl making her feel unwanted and without self esteem. AKA the future Mrs. Howard Wolowitz!"

Sheldon- "Well I'm sorry, but this is your second strike."

Sheldon- "It's a sports metaphor." "a sports metaphor" Penny says sarcastically. "Yes, baseball"

Penny- "Oh come on. Everybody loves loll cats. They're cute and they can't spell. Because they're cats."

Leonard- "Congratulations. You're officially one of us."

Leonard- "See here's the thing. After you leave I still have to live with him."

Penny- "No shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon."

Sheldon- "I posses the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?!"

Sheldon- "You were in the hallway and stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal which brought you 5000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you back to bring us all to the year 7010, where we are transported to work at the think-a-torium by telepathically controlled, flying dolphins?"

Sheldon- "oh gravity, though aren't thou a heartless bitch."

Sheldon- "BAZINGA!!!!!!"

Sheldon- "Howard, you know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think if I were wrong, I'd know it."

Sheldon- "In difficult moments like this, I turn to a greater force." "Religon?" "Star trek."

Sheldon- "Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad."

Raj- "hehehe. Your American accent makes everything sound stupid." (He's drunk don't get offended)

Sheldon- "Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr."

Sheldon- "It's just a happy accident."

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Welcome to the Real World! by boredyetinspiredartist reviews
AU Welcome to the life of a lowclass nerd named Suke. Being dunked in toilet seats, being bullied and forced to do other's homework. But WTF? He's not really who he think he is! Will he able to live a bullyfree life without his cover blown? Chap 31 FINALLY UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,988 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love and in War by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. The first time I met Prince Sasuke was the night he saved my life. I never thought I would see him again, and I certainly never expected to fall in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,003 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Instant Message by Keelah reviews
She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 266,286 - Reviews: 3457 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Me and My Boys and My Pregnancy by Saku Rose Uchiha reviews
Major Sequel to Me and My Boys. Sakura is pregnant, and this is no normal pregnancy. Things worsen as an old enemy comes back for her special unborn child. Can Sasuke, Sakura and team-mates handle this un-natural pregnancy? SasuSaku slight SaiIno. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 12/24/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sai
Parts of a Whole by Chiere reviews
Number 30 - Your bad influence, and I'm in trouble.../*SasuSaku*/ AU. One-Shot Collection.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,423 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hit List by Cap'n Jackelback reviews
"Teme, as your best friend, I shall make you a list, and not just any list my young brooding buddy. This is a list of requirements that any woman that wants to date you must fulfil. You just leave this to Ol' Naruto" Run Sasuke. Run.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,309 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U.
And Rage by BlueGreenApples reviews
The love and rage in the lives of the victors, tributes and rebels of Panem. A drabble collection of canon pairings in the film and book universes. Rated M for violence, future language and situations.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Katniss E.
Bride of the Water God by writer4everr reviews
All we did was touch hands! But somehow that resulted in me, Sakura Haruno, a mortal girl, being the bride to the Water God, Sasuke Uchiha. *sigh* goddesses, witches, and an extremely handsome god are all too much for a mortal to handle. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ask Team Blackstar by Grey Blackswell reviews
I'm a God so now is the chance to ask a god questions that you need answered...oh and Tsubaki will answer some too. rated T to be safe
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Black Star, Tsubaki N.
audeamus by ohwhatsherface reviews
50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hetalia on Facebook by xYuriChan reviews
America attempts to help Iggy make a facebook. England wishes he knew who Matthew Williams is. And Canada hopes someday France will stop hacking him. All while playing Pirate Life. Yep. It's just Facebook afterall.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012
To Kill a Spider by ToxiNeena reviews
Because, really, who threw a shoe in hopes of killing a spider, and not only missed it, but somehow broke her nose in the process? Well, her. That was who.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Truffles Are Forever by RightArmCannon reviews
When Iruka gives Naruto a candy bar, it gives him a sugar high. Through his sugar high, his super augmented hyperactivity constantly fluctuates his chakra, which happens to land Kyuubi in a land of euphoria. Who then does a very stupid thing. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Naruto U.
The Renewal by NeonZangetsu reviews
A terrible clash at the Valley of End brings about interesting consequences for Uzumaki Naruto. He wanted attention and acknowledgement? All that and more will be his as news of his bloodline spreads across the Nations. But at what cost? NarutoxHinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Me and my boys by Saku Rose Uchiha reviews
Sakura and her overprotective teammates are on a mission to get information on the Akatsuki.What happens when Sakura gets kidnapped? Will she finally be able to show the boys she isn't weak anymore? Team7 SasuSaku. Team includes Sai and Yamoto, Prequel and two sequels are up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,214 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/29/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Team Seven - Complete
how the story goes by the general girl reviews
Sakura knew what her proper place in the story was. — Sakura, on Naruto and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Hungary's Guide to Successful Original Characters by Satan's Sweeties reviews
If your characters have been labeled Mary-Sues and you don't know why, or you just want to avoid making one in the first place, step inside for some hot chocolate, a cookie, and advice from none other than me, the ultimate fangirl – Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Hungary
Rainy WindowPane by MidnightRosebud reviews
They were brought together one dark, rainy night; entwining their destinies in an intricate web of fear, distrust, and horror. He's been searching for the haunted figure that stalks his world, and she may hold the secrets to unraveling it. Sakura/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,731 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 2/11/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Omega by ToxiNeena reviews
Omega: The Greek word for 'the end'. Uzumaki Naruto attacks Hyuuga Hinata's father after mistaking him for a pedophile and Uchiha Sasuke curses the auto correct function on his iPhone after sending a text to Haruno Sakura. Their lives are officially over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Art of Seduction by Cherry Kunoichi reviews
Kakashi teaches our two favorite males of Team Seven how to win a woman's heart and its uses on the field…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's S Ranked Market Mission by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Why does Sasuke's trip to the market include Exit Strategy Delta? And why is Sakura poisoning her own teammate? Love and subterfuge in the produce aisle. Post-canon SasuSaku One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Gate Amidst the Ivy by Insane Romantic reviews
All Sakura had wanted to do was bring that sad little garden back to life. She never counted on igniting the curiosity of the infamous Prince Sasuke himself...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,453 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Smile by Hiyume reviews
AU. Maka is forced from her Private school years into a Public education; a new life for her. As she struggles through this huge change, she takes notice upon a certain outcast student... SouMaka. Rated for language, violence, and possibly later chapters.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,465 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Kunoichi in the City by Istoria reviews
Female only teams would improve the selfesteem of all involved, right? Well, that's what Sakura thought at least. But when she finds herself in charge of one, she learns that her esteem isn't in trouble, it's her sanity. Alternate Reality
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,287 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2006
terminal velocity by Melitza reviews
Given another chance, another time, another place - they could have been great. This is their story - a slice of life and second chances, in which fate acts as gravity between them. A sasusaku in the making. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,251 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Moments by ohwhatsherface reviews
And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
suck it by ohwhatsherface reviews
In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
prove it by ohwhatsherface reviews
Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters by Guttersnipe reviews
Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Candyman by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Oneshot. Minor SasuSaku. Who in their right mind would ever choose Shikamaru over him? It just didn't make any sense to poor, abandoned Sasuke. Either way, something had to be done. Something drastic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork by ohwhatsherface reviews
All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Aphotic Triumvirate by Lady Hanaka reviews
I have no interest in you right now.' What if those words are forgotten and the Akatsuki start embarking on another goal? A goal that involves not only one member of Team 7...but all three. SakuSasu ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,568 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
To Whom It May Concern by avenged reviews
Hello. This is Uchiha Sasuke, and before you fangirl all over me and I forcefully remove your head from your neck, there are a few things I'd like to clarify...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Black Panther by High Rhulain reviews
The Black Panther is a superhero who guards Konoha City: his alterego? Sasuke Uchiha. What happens when the Panther comes crashing down into the life of a young medical student? Literally...he comes through her ceiling... SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,355 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How to or Not to Write a Naruto Fanfiction Story by uchihasakura285 reviews
Exactly what title says. But are hosted by none other than Team Seven! After Time Skip and Sasuke is back. This is starring Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashisensei and Sai. No couples.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Joys of Team 7 by crimsonbutterfly21 reviews
Team 7's teamwork is failing again so Kakashi decided to put them into a test. In order to do their mission, the team has to sacrifice something important to them. The Last Potato Chip Part 3 is here! Please R & R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,983 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 8/30/2005
Famous Quotes Never Said by LadyOfSage reviews
Lines you will NEVER hear Naruto Characters EVER say. many chapters ready. My friends tell me its hilarious :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007
Oatmeal & Calamine by Comix28 reviews
Can Sakura survive two weeks of looking after what may be the two worst patients in the world? Naruto and Sasuke are sick with chicken pox and they aren't making her temporary job as a nurse easy! (Rated for occassional language)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,068 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 3/14/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's Harem by Istoria reviews
Infiltration and deception is central to being a good ninja. But when Team 7 has to embed itself in a society ruled by women, they're all in for a wild ride.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,666 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Sakura H. - Complete
Narutales
Classic fairy tales with a Naruto twist and some spice... FANFICTION CRACK! Get HIGH ON IT! NOW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Published: 3/10/2012