iPrussia
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Joined 11-07-11, id: 3409813, Profile Updated: 04-15-12
Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Name: iPrussia

Nickname: Prussia, Blackninja, Gliberto, Pocky Stick

Nationality: American

Loves: FANFICTION!!, Yaoi, Reading, Music, Memes, Anime, Manga, Sketching, Food, HETALIA

Music: Vocaloid, Techno, Kid Cudi, Prussia, Lupe Fiasco, just about anything that doesn't annoy me

Hates: Annoying things, Sappy Romance stuff,the color pink, Homophobes, Politics, Unnercercary Work

Favorite Hetalia Paring: PrussiaxCanada, Spamano, GreecexJapan, PrussiaxRussia, AmericaxRussia, USXUK (sometimes), Germancest, AustriaxHungray, ChinaxKorea, EnglandxCanada,

Favorite Anime/Manga: HETALIA, Bleach, School Rumble, Baka and Test, Samurai Champloo, Fooly Cooly, Ghost in a Shell, Reborn, Avatar, Fairy Tail, Black Butler, Yu Yu Hakusho, Physen, Naruto, Ultimo, Her Majesty's Dog, Full Metal, Durarara, Blastrither, Elfen Lied, Awkward Silence, Teen Titains,


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You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" "RussUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.


Hetalia quiz time!

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit
[ ] You're very happy-go-lucky
[x] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[x] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[x] You're a good artist
[x] You can be clumsy
[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation
7/10

Germany (Ludwig)

[x] You're very stoic and serious
[ ] Sausages are your favorite foods
[ ] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[x] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed to
[ ] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[x] You work very hard... too hard (Or atleast in my opinion...)
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[x] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[x] You've had issues with money once or twice
6/10

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x] You're very mature
[x] You think everything over before saying it
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[x] You isolated yourself during childhood
[x] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[ ] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[x] You're good at practical tasks
[x]You need time to adjust to new people
7/10

The Allies

America (Alfred Jones)

[x] You love hamburgers
[x] You think you're awesome
[x] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[x] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[ ] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[ ] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[x] You wear glasses

6/10

England (Arthur Kirkland)

[ ] You like tea
[x] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[ ] Your cooking is awful
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[x] You have tried doing black magic before
[ ] You get drunk quite easily (I think I would)
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy (I'm sure I would)
[x] You're good at embroidery
5/10

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ] You're very affectionate
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[x] You love red roses
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[x] You're very proud of yourself (Sometimes)
[x] You love culture and the arts
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet
3/10

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ] You had a very sad childhood
[x] You're very tall
[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[ ] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[x] You can seem intimidating to other people (One person only..)
[x] You're very strong
[ ] You have a big nose
[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people
5/10

China (Wang Yao)

[x] You're very mature
[ ] You're very superstitious
[ ] You're very religious
[x] You love pandas
[x] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[x] You love Hello Kitty
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously
[ ] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets
6/10

And now for some other countries!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ] You are very well-raised
[ ] You're polite (Sometimes)
[ ] You love classical music
[x] You like cake
[x] You have a mole on your face
[ ] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[x] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (i play the trumpet like a boss)
[x] You've composed music before(i fail the test)
[x] You tend to call people 'morons' (yep)
[x] You wear glasses
6/10

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x] You're often ignored by people
[ ] You look younger than you actually are
[x] You love hockey (only cause people get hurt /killed)
[x] You love polar bears
[ ] You hate fighting
[x] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[x] You often get mistaken for someone else
[x] You feel under-appreciated
[x] You're bilingual
[x] You always carry a bear with you
8/10

Cuba

[ ] You smoke
[x] You're very physically strong
[x] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[x] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[ ] You like hot weather
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[x] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgeways
6/10 @_@ (i hate cuba)

Hungary (Elizabeth Hédeváry)

[x] You have a potty-mouth
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair (Like to but don't)
[x] You used to be a very tough kid
[x] You're very reliable (I helped kick ass)
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful(somewhat)
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike(fuck yeah i can!)
[x] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese (she's openly pervey and i"m not :D)
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (only when poltting revenge >:D)
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it
9/10 (Damn i didn't expect that XD)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x] You're very loyal
[x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[x] You're very serious (when needed)
[ ] You have a lot of patience(i really don't)
[ ] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...(it's a hard question to answer)
[ ]You're not very confident
[x] You were quite rebellious as a child
[ ] People tend to walk all over you
[ ] You're a born worrier
5/10

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

[ ] You're very flamboyant
[x] You're quite hyperactive
[x] You can be quite goofy
[ ] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[x] You're very wary of strangers
[ ] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics
6/10 (Damn...)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[x] You're quite mean-spirited (Or at least I'm told I can be... [ )
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[x] You're very good at tactics
[ ] You hate Russia
[x] You love to fight people
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[x] You like drinking (Soda)
[x] You want to become stronger
7/10 (I love Prussia)

Italy- 7/10

Germany- 6/10

Japan-7/10

America- 6/10

England- 5/10

France- 3/10

Russia- 5/10

China- 6/10

Austria- 6/10

Canada- 8/10

Cuba- 6/10

Hungary- 9/10

Lithuania- 5/10

Poland- 6/10

Prussia- 7/10

Most like Hungray... well i do love yaoi...alot...:3


Name twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters any order

1- Prussia XD

2- Canada

3- Spain

4- England

5- Greece

6- Russia

7- Poland

8- Turkey

9- China

10- Romano

11- Finland

12- Denmark

1) Have you ever read a five/ten fic before

GreecexRomano

Oh hell no. Plain and simple

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Spain

He. Is. Fine. And has a nice ass.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Russia knocking-up Prussia...

That would be I screwed up baby and Prussia would be so bitchy with all those mood swings XD

4) Do you recall any good fic about nine?

China

As a main character no, side character yes

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

PolandxCanada

I've seen them as best friends so i guess they would make a good couple

6) Four/Eight or Four/Nine?

EnglandxTurkey @_@ no...

EnglandxChina... somewhat

(I barf at the idea of iggy sleeping with turkey)

7) What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Eight were in a secret relationship?

Poland... discovering Spain and Turkey were in a relationship... all hell would break loose.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a Two/Six fic?

CanadaxRussia *shudders*

Canada was captured by Russia after the Cold War as revenge only to realized that he took the wrong twin . So instead Russia makes Canada his slave only to have for company... but neither knew that their feelings would blossom into something more.

9) Is there such a thing as Four/Ten fluff story?

England/Romano

Hell no =_= Both of them are angry bastard

10) Suggest a title for a One/Five, Hurt/Comfort fic?

Prussia/Greece

Let the games begin

11) What kind of plot would you use for a Three/Eleven fic?

SpainxFinland

The pedo strikes again this time his target is Finland! But a problem occurs when Spain finds out he's a short grown man with skills on how to use a Sniper... :3

12) Does anyone on your friend list read Seven het? What about Nine slash?

PolandxReader, China

Hell no and Chinax Korea, Japan and Russia

13) If you wrote a song fic about Nine, what song would you chose?

A Song about China...

Asian Proswation

14) If you wrote a Two/Three/Six fic, what would the warning be?

Canada/Spain/Russia

Violence, Hardcore Yaoi

15) What pick up line might Eight use on Five?

Turkey to Greece

Turkey: Do you want to fuck or not?

Greece: Sure why not, I am the country who has to most sex after all *yawn*

16) Challenge: Write a drabblefic for Eight/Ten

They get into a cuss out match have hot orgy sex... =_= i dies a little on the inside

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Poland walked in on Canada and Denmark having sex...

He would get a pound of lube and condoms grab a chair and camera and scream action then proceed to cheer them on

18) What kind of plot would you use if you want Four to de-flower One?

England de-flowering... Prussia

That would require a lot of rum and beer

19) Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?

Poland

No.. =_=

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

SpainxReader

Who wouldn't want to get with that sexy piece of ass

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?

Finland

Nope.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Canada/England/Greece

That would require ALOT of crack to write...

23) What might Ten scream at a moment great passion?

Romano:

MOVE IT TOMATO BASTARD

24) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Greece

Never as a main character but as one of the characters 3 hours ago

25) What is Six's super secret kink?

Russia

His Pipe????

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Finland shag China

They have to be SO fucking drunk that they would have a hangover for a month

27) If Three and Seven got together, who tops?

Spain and Poland... e_e

Most likely Spain *shudders*

28) One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Four. One broken hearted, has a One night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve , then follows the advice of Five and finds true love with Two. What title would you give this fic?

Prussia and China are in a happy relationship, until China suddenly runs off with England. Prussia broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with Finland and a brief unhappy affair with Denmark then follows the wise advise of Greece and finds true love with Canada.

HOLY SHIT, I've read a fanfic with the exact same plot and ending (I know I'm not the first to notice, it's called Broken and Mended Hearts btw, great fic you should read it) but i would call it Search for True Love

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I would barf forever if Romano and Turkey got together


1) Your Gangsta Name: (first three letters of your name plus izzle)

Odeizzle

2) Your Detective Name: (fav. color and fav. animal)

Purple Panda

3) Your Soap Opera Name: (your middle name and the street you live on)

Arianna Woodmont

4) Starwars Name: (first three letters of your last name and first two letters of your first name, last three letters of mom's maidan name)

Blaodant

5) Super Hero Name: (second fav. color and fav drink)

Black Mystic

6) Witness Protection Name: (parents middle name)

Vanessa Andrew

7) Goth Name: (black plus one of your pets name)

Black Angel


Now it's time for 100 random and prying question into my personal life:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No...

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? no only two

3) How many houses have you lived in? Three

4) Favourite candy bar? Twix

5) Favourite shoes? Converse

6) Have you ever tripped someone? yeah

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Not now not ever.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. What to think of next.

12) Favourite genre of music? Techno, Vocaloid, Hip-Hop

13) What is your zodiac sign? Aquarius

14) What time were you born? 10 At Night.

15) Do you like beer? Not Legal yet

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Nope.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Don't own a CD

18) Are you sarcastic? Hell yeah

19) What are your favourite colours? Black, Purple, Gray, Prussian Blue

20) How many watches do you own? One

21) Summer or winter? Neither

23) Favourite colour to wear? Black.

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite

25) What color is your mobile phone? Purple

26) Where is your second home? Anywhere with internet

27) Have you ever slapped someone? I do that all the damn time

28) Have you ever had a cavity? a tiny one

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One

30) How many video games do you own? about five-teen

31) What was your first pet? A turtle

32) Ever had braces? No

33) Do looks matter? No

34) Do you use chapstick? Yes

35) Name 3 teachers from your Secondary school. ???

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? neither

37) Are you too forgiving? Hell no

38) How many children do you want? I don't know yet

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yeah

40) Favourite breakfast meal? Eggs and turkey bacon

41) Do you own a gun? Nope and never will but i own a machete

42) Ever thought you were in love? Once but it was just a school girl crush in the third grade

43) When was the last time you cried? A week ago when i hit my nose walking into a wall the stumping my toe on a door (clumsy as shit)

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? I don't remember

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Don't give a fuck

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? ewwwww no

47) Have you ever been in a castle?
Nope

48) Nicknames? Prussia, Pocky Stick, Gilberto, Blackninja

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? no.

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Nah

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Somewhat

57) Do you dye your hair? Yes. Dark and Light Purple

58) Does anyone like you? No

59) What year were you born? Year of the Tiger (Badass)

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? wasn't born yet

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No.

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Neither

63) Do you like yourself? I know i have flaws

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mom i guess...

65) Favourite physical feature of the preferred sex? Face or eyes

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Yeah

68) Do you own a webcam? Yes

69) Have you ever stripped? Hell No!

70) Ever broke a bone? Yup broken both middle fingers, elbow

72) Do you chat on AIM often? No

73) Pringles or Lays? Lays

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? No

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats!

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Neither

77) Did you like your high school guidance counsellor? No one of them was a nosy bitch

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes

80) Do you own a car? No

81) Can you cook? Yes

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. Dora

2. Close-Minded People

3. Slowness

83) Do you text message often? Somewhat

84) Money or love? Depends...

85) Do you have any scars? Yes.

86) What do you want more than anything right now?More smutty Prucan...I've read it all...

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Nah. Too predicable

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Neither

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? No

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No

92) Do you own a box of crayons? ...yeah.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? All the guys around me are bastards =_=

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My friend

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? People that cause me stress make me cry so I don't know

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My friends

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? No one.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? No one.

100) Who was the last person that called you? Idk.


Chose your Anime/Manga: Hetalia XD

1. Who do you think is most like you in personality? Denmark or Romano

2. Who would you date? Prussia because he is awesome and hot as hell or Canada because he's kinda sweet and could also beat a guy over the head with is hockey stick

3. Who is the cutest? Why? Canada! He's just so cute and innocent... until you piss him off :3

4. Who's personality do you like best? China's X3

6. Who should die? France... He just creeps me out *shudders*

7. Fave moment of relization? When Austria realizes that Italy is a boy. XD

8. Fave moment? When Italy couldn't throw a grande, making Germany panic like crazy

9. Fave Hitachiin prank? Idk. What that is. If you could tell me what it is so i can change it please do so.

10. Your fave costume that one of the character's wore? Prussia and Spain in their war uniform when Prussia took Austria's vital regions

11. Fave back story? Russia beating Toris (I think) when he was little then dancing all cute while chanting "yay" it was just so freaking cute X3

12. Fave episode (If anime)? The one where Romano and Spain are in a cafe and it's over run by turtles.

13. Did anyone surprise you with their fighting skills? Not really but anyone who fights with a wok and laddle is bad ass (China for the win X3)

14. Is the main character likeable and why? Greece. He doesn't do much except sleep but he looks so cute with his cats and Japan


Pick the month you were born in:
January: I ran shirtless with...
February: I kissed...
March: I slept with...
April: I ran naked with...
May: I cuddled with...
June: I smoked dope with...
July: I killed...
August: I needed...
September: I banged...
October: I killed...
November: I shot...
December: I stabbed...

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01: ...a camera...
02: ...a dog...
03: ...the Kool-Aid Man...
04: ...a Spartan...
05: ...a stripper...
06: ...your mom... (eww)
07: ...Barney the dinosaur...
08: ...a prostitute...
09: ...a pornstar...
10: ...a bag of weed...
11: ...my toothbrush...
12: ...my crush...
13: ...Santa Claus...
14: ...a duck...
15: ...a horse...
16: ...A bowl of Fruit Loops...
17: ...a meth junkee...
18: ...a bisexual...
19: ...a tampon...
20: ...a man in a hot dog suit...
21: ...a homeless guy...
22: ...this hot dude/chick...
23: ...my lover...
24: ...an Easter egg...
25: ...George Washington...
26: ...Master Yoda...
27: ...Spiderman...
28: ...a Welshman...
29: ...my postman...
30: ...a glass of milk...
31: ...a fluffy bunny...

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White: ...because I'm sexy like that.
Black: ...because that's how I roll.
Pink: ...because I'm just that amazing.
Red: ...because you touch yourself at night.
Blue: ...because I'm such a pimp.
Purple: ...because I like pointy things.
Gray: ...because I love sexual tension.

Other: ...because my boobies are huge.
Green: ...because it was for the good of the whole.
Orange: ...because I smoke crack
Other: ...because I gotta pee.
Brown: ...because the little people told me to.
Shirtless: ...because he broke through my damned wall!


The Hetalia pledge

I promise to remember Italy
whenever someone mentions pasta
I promise to remember Germany
whenever someome says West
I promise to remeber Japan
whenever I see an Asain tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake
I promise to remember America
whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac
I promise to remember England
whenever I watch Doctor Who
I promise to remember France
whenever I see a rose
I promise to remember China
whenever I see Picachu
I promise to remember Russia
whenever I see a lead pipe
I promise to remember Lithuania
whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Estonia
whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Latvia
whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Belarus
whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother
I promise to remember Ukraine
whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs
I promise to remember Sweden
whenever I pass by an IKEA
I promise to remember Finland
whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'
I promise to remember Spain
whenever I see a tomato filed
I promise to remember Romano
whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing
I promise to remember Hungary
whenever I see a frying pan
I promise to remember Austria
whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano
I promise to remember Prussia
whenever I hear someone say AWESOME
I promise to remember Poland
whenever I pass a Valley Girl
I promise to remember Switzerland
whenever I see a guy with a gun
I promise to remember Liechtenstein
whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair
I promise to remember Turkey
whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.
I promise to remember Greece
whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat
I promise to remember Egypt
whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle
I promise to remember Canada
whenever I see pancakes
I promise to remember Cuba
whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream
I promise to remember Sealand
whenever I see boat
I promise to remember Grandpa Rome
whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.
I promise to remember Germania
whenever I see Legolas from LOTR
I promise to remember Holy Rome
whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.


Dream Cruise

(a thing me and my friend came up with one random day)

Captain: England

Second-in-Command: Japan

Engineer:Germany

Housekeeping: The Baltics

Arcade Manger: Korea

Life Guard: China

Buffet Cooks: All other Asian Countries

Shrink: Finland

Casino Dealers: Prussia, America

Chef: France

Waiter: Canada

Room Service: Ukraine

Bartender: Russia

Security: Sweden, Turkey, Romano

Entertainment: Austria

Activity Planners: Spain, Italy

Bookkeepers: Egypt, Switzerland

Spa Manager: Greece

Tour Guide: Ireland, Australia

Stripper: Netherlands

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Who's That Chick? by TheTownNutCase reviews
His kidnapping has left Gilbert jumping at every little noise. Ludwig decides they all need a break, where Gilbert meets a girl who doesn't judge him and accepts him for who he is. But who is the girl in the red hoodie and why does she have a guys name? AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,673 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Blame it on the Alcohol by RedEyedGirl100 reviews
Alfred has a drunk gay British angel fall on his mailbox the day before Halloween. Not only dose the angel have the hots for him but he was kicked out of Heaven for a pretty strange reason... USxUK PrussiaxCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,744 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/29/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Russian Sunflower by Sam King reviews
After growing up with a homaphobic father, Lovino Vargas doesn't think his life could get any worse. Till he is sold into prostitution for being gay. Now his only question is if he will ever see his friends again. Spamano, FrUk, GerIta, PruCan,and more
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,306 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
I'll Remember by onenightstandwithgrell reviews
Matthew is always forgotten, isn't it about time he finds someone who will always remember. Yaoi rated M for a reason. PruCan with hints at GerIta. Plez review. 3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Canada's Second Diary by Thousnelda reviews
Sequel to Canada's diary. Canada is pregnant and Prussia has decided to help him thru this, but can Canada learn to trust Prussia again after what he made him go through? Rated M for yaoi, Mpreg, mild swearing, and because I'm paranoid.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,037 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3887 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
There's a Demon in my attic by okamixcosplayer reviews
Matthew is a young man buying his first house by himself. Little does he know that there's already someone occuping the space. Gilbert, traped in the attic by a demonic seal, must embarq on a journey ending in restoration or isolation. supernatural AU!:D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,805 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Prussia, Canada
The psycho children of Fever Lake by Shinigami-cat reviews
Fever Lake... A town built on secrets and lies... A place of death and disorder... Home of psychopaths and murderers... Arthur has no idea what he as gotten himself into.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
This Image of You by CreamPuffBunny reviews
After the death of his lover, Ivan finds a mysterious painting of Gilbert at a flea market. Once he obtains the painting he gets sucked into another world where Gilbert is still alive. Better summary .Human names used. Pairing: IvanxGilbert main
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,406 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - [Russia, Prussia] - Complete
WTM Turtles by callmebirdie reviews
After a long day, Mattie just wants to relax and watch Hockey with his boyfriend. He's in for a big surprise. M Rated. Yaoi. Don't like, don't read. this is for shinigami-cat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Turn Off The Lights by FMB reviews
Human names used. Matthew's mad at Gilbert for screwing up a visit to Matthew's parents, and Gilbert decides to rely on Mr. Teddy Pendergrass to help make everything better. PruCan. Really short, just for funnies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Pure Priceless Insanity by Shinigami-cat reviews
Sequel to Beautiful Broken souls. Matthew continues to have dreams about Ivan torturing him and seeks help. Meanwhile Gilbert investigates a string of murders. as always BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,029 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Getting Along by They Call Me Armageddon reviews
Matthew and Gilbert were best friends until Matthew was adopted. 14 years later, Matthew's birth mother wants to meet him at the orphanage he grew up in.He sees Gilbert there. Will an old friendship rekindle or will more spark? fail summery is fail.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,866 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Conecting Under the Mistaltoe by doublequartereighthnote reviews
YAOI! LEMON! ONE SHOT! PRUCAN! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ. Gilbert goes to Feliciano's Christmas party with hopes of talking to Matthew. At least once. But in a shear stroke of chance, tey end up speanding the whole night together. The WHOLE night together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
The Hetalia Wallflower by Shinigami-cat reviews
Gilbert, Feliciano, Francis and Roderich have been set a challenge; turn the land ladies nephew Matthew Williams into a young gentle man and they can live in the boarding houe rent free until they graduate. How hard can it be? BETTER SUMARY INSIDE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,188 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Call Me Birdie by callmebirdie reviews
Mattie refuses to give Gil pancakes. Gil finds a way to convince him. One-shot. M rated. Prucan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
How to Use a Belt Creatively by pantera-tease reviews
Canada goes to a world meeting, forgetting his glasses in his hotel room. Prussia sees the vulnerable, quiet boy as an easy target to release some sexual tension since he's rendered defenseless without his perfect eyesight. Warnings inside. Updated!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Blood On The Hands Of Angels by Roxi2Star reviews
Sometimes he just can't help but give in to rage, and he ends up hurting everyone he cares about. Only this time, the one he cares about simply takes it, knowing he deserves it. Canada/Prussia yaoi, blood, sex, Snapped!Canada mentions of Prussia/Mexico
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Heart Strings by A Raven Called Elliot reviews
Soon, too soon, I find; the music ended. Pulling my heart strings, just like he does with that glossy violin; he captured my heart. AU Prucan with slight FrUK. might be M later on, if you don't like BL don't read. i don't own hetalia. please R&R.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,107 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Canadian Masquerade by YoshiDevil reviews
Austria decided to have a masquerade ball. All the nations must dress to impress and hide their faces. Only this has a twist; every one must complete a dare and poor Canada is right in the middle.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,274 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Numbers are Hell by RedEyedGirl100 reviews
Gilbert sucks at math. Matthew is good at math. He tutors Gilbert and Gilbert shows him the life outside of textbooks. Tutoring doesn't last long before sparks start to fly. PrussiaXCanada summary fail rating may go up in later chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,329 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Exploring Pumpkin Slime by FloofyMarshmallow reviews
It's almost Halloween! Canada wants to carve a pumpkin, Prussia has other plans... MxM Incorrect usage of Pumpkin Slime PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Beautiful Broken souls by Shinigami-cat reviews
"Please. I know you can hear me. Just please… kill me. Kill me. I want to die. Please." "That would be impossible, da." I suck at summarys. Way better summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,766 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Storm of War by CreamPuffBunny reviews
Sequel to 'A Storm of Sunflowers'. Summary is inside. All pairings remain the same. Human names used. AU. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 128,085 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - [America, Russia] [England/Britain, France] - Complete
Making Them Remember by ItalianLifestyle reviews
Matthew is sick of being forgotten, so he has decided to do something to make sure that he's not forgotten. Will it work or will he completely drop off the face of the planet? Warning: Suicide Attempts
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,212 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
On Stranger Tides by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew finds himself taken prisoner by the dread pirate captain Arthur Kirkland's crew after killing the ship's navigator. The dread pirate is intent on making him miserable. He should have never agreed to wear that dress. pirate!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,929 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Deception by Sora Moto reviews
Neglected and abandoned by France to England, Canada copes by hiding something from England and the whole world. Will this secret ever be found out. Maybe if a stubborn albino ex-nation won't take no for an answer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Wurst and horny boyfriends by Usa-chan's-secret-lover reviews
Shameless smut. XD Gil is "hungry", and Mattie is all too willing to oblige. Please R&R! This is my first lemon, and I'd like to know how I did. I no own Hetalia :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Broken and Mended Hearts by ItalianLifestyle reviews
Prussia and Spain are in a relationship until Spain runs off with Romano. Prussia has a hot one-night stand with Greece and a brief affair with America, then follows the wise advice of France and finds true love with Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,593 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
A Storm of Sunflowers by CreamPuffBunny reviews
With war taxes rising and living becoming harder, Alfred will do anything to save their farm even if it means giving himself to Lord Ivan. AU Human names used Better summary inside IvanxAlfred FrancisxArthur LudwigxFeli Iv
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 305,875 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - [America, Russia] [England/Britain, France] - Complete
Please by CrossingTheSky reviews
CanadaxPrussia. A series of short, kinky stories focusing on this pairing. Chapter 1: Denial, Prussia tops. Chapter 2: Multiples, Matthew tops. Chapter 3: Tentacles Matt, Tentacles top. Warning: There is sex. Lots of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,257 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Among the Weeds by Verboten Byacolate reviews
In a certain bar you might find a terribly homophobic German with his best friend, a sweet and gentle man who will be trying very hard not to flirt with the handsome Dutch bartender that's been throwing him smiles all evening. Written with whitetyger123
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,971 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Can Not Be Unseen by themagnificent ME reviews
Hee hee this is pure crack so READ IT! allso the reason I shouln't watch kids movies so read it! read it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Want You to Want Me by IlluminatedShadow reviews
In which Matthew is in love with Arthur and Alfred plays hero and Matthew has second thoughts about running to big brother. In which seduction and shenanigans prevail and Matthew is not the normal one in the family anymore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,341 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Can't Handle me by FiveMeterHockeyStick reviews
Gilbert takes Matthew to his favorite club in hopes of showing his new friend a damn good time with music, great beer and chicks! / Rate M for smut, pole dancing, AU/ PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Throwback by MedicalNonsense reviews
Be careful what you say around people who have flashbacks, you might get more than you bargained for. Too bad for Matthew, Gilbert is one of these people and he wasn't always such a "nice" guy. What is a man to do when his lover of 5 years goes postal?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 133,268 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
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Madness of Duke Francis reviews
Matthew was living a normal life until he was kidnapped and was made Francis claim. While in to mansion he meets and fall in love with Gilbert, Francis's best friend who holds a deep secret as to why he is acting this way. Based off of Gakupo song
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Canada, Prussia
False Image reviews
A little Free Verse based off of CreamPuffBunny's "This Image of you"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
I'm Empty Without You reviews
A little freelance writing somewhat about two fanfictions called "Beautiful Broken Souls" and "Maple & Birds" Suggestions on title is needed
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete