Author has written 4 stories for Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, and Hot Wheels: Battle Force 5.
Hellooo there younglings and padawans. I am Jedi Master Whatever-My-Penname-Is-Now. Aye, verily.
Gahhhhh! Silence makes the voices in my head argue! D:
So...you come here often? Cuz i do. Like everyday. EVERY. DAY. And not for the slash ;)
Well, mostly not for the slash
Am currently obsessed with HW: Battle Force 5 :3 And will forever be
And Power Rangers and Sherlock, Transformers, Obi wan's beard...AND TOMMY :D
I would marry any guy willing to cosplay as Vert or Zemerik or Krytus. Hell even Sherrif Johnson :D That, my friends, is what you call an obsession :/
I love cussing! :D Not a very redeemable trait, but it's still awesome
Now for some of my favorite quotes: (From BF5) Cuz, I can
"There are no impossibilities in the Multiverse, just small minds, unable to comprehend the possibilities."-Rawkus
"As my creator whimpered just before I destroyed him, 'Never trust a machine.'"-Zemerik (Yeah, sure, KRYTUS WHIMPERING, why the hell not?*glares at all the technology inside the room*)
"The fist is made up of five fingers."-Sage (I thought it was six!)
"Unite and strike!"-Everyone, eventually
"Think about this defeat, human. Let it burn inside of you, and know that there is nothing you can do to stop us. Nothing you can do to protect Sage."-Krytus
"A great soldier has been defeated. An ally, an enemy, but mostly a dismal failure- and a loser." "PUT ME DOWN, VANDAL!" "Gaah! You're alive?!" "Of course I'm alive, I'M A ROBOT." "How can a robot be alive?" "Arrg. Worthless Vandals!"-Kalus, Zemerik, Kromodo
"The power of the crystals will one day be undone by the deadly steel-clad blades of the fiery Crimson One."-Prophecy of the Crimson One (although Krytus said there was a second part that talked about a hugely destructive power)
"You risked our lives on drawings made of stick figures?!"-Stanford
"I aim to rule, of course, but I prefer conflict to oblivion."-Krytus
"So that's what I'd look like if I was a loser." "I'm the loser? My teams got the battlekey and you're hiding in a cave with the bonehead brothers." "Why didn't we gag him?" "We ran out of rope, bonehead."*Anti-Spinner and Anti-Sherman start fighting* "ENOUGH! Attention goody good BF5, if you want your boy back in one piece, hand over the battlekey." "Hey, uh, non-loser me, A, we're inside a mountain and B, they'd never make that swap. The mission comes before the man the way we roll." "Grr. Hmm, in that case I guess I'll just have to walk right up and take that battlekey from them, huh? Untie Mr. Opposite."-Anti-Vert, Vert, Anti-Spinner and Anti-Sherman
"Vert, you okay?" "Hey guys." "He's mad" "Mad. Why would I be mad? We won another battlezone, right? We saved the Earth, right? And oh yeah and we all had fun goofing around while I had to fight off a giant interdimensional squid, right!? *gets in Saber* Why would I be mad? *closes windshield* ARE YOU SERIOUS?! WHAT WAS THAT?! NOW THE SABER'S COVERED IN SQUID GOO! WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!" "Yup, definately mad."-Agura, Spinner, Vert, and Stanford
"Destroy organics and retrieve Sentient artifact. It is leading them to something. The only question now is-" "Why?" "No-" "When?" "No-" "Uh, how?" "NO, the only question is what?!"-Zemrik and Zug
"The weakness of vanity the delusion of superiority, but how to exploit it?"-Zemerik
"MUST HAVE ANKLE!"-Tors-10 (Yup, he says that. Freaked me out the first time I heard it)
"Go up, take it round' the backside, snake-bite, piston grip, snap, slap slap and slide it home."-Spinner and Zemerik's epic handshake
"Let's play pirates- ninja style."-Zoom
Most of the Crimson One episode is quoteable "I sound like Stanford..."
"I HATE THAT PLANET!"-Stanford
"Leave no man, or strange interdimensional entity, behind."-Vert
"Another human has joined Battle Force 5. A powerful human." "Where are all of them coming from?!"-Kyburi, Krylox
"You were right, Krytus. This war is over, but we won."-Vert
"You have fought hard. You have fought like heroes. You have balanced the scales. But the road ahead is frought with danger. The Ancient Ones have awakened. Their evil spreads...ride with me Battle Force 5, ride with me into darkness."-Rawkus In a, BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE moment
I also like other random crap
Random crap like:
Tron-Star Wars-Marvel-Transformers-Criminal Minds-Power Rangers-Cracked.com-Exploding Tacos With Moustaches-Exploding Tacos Without Moustaches-DC-ItsJustSomeRandomGuy-Hunger Games-Harry Potter-Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog-YourFavoriteMartian-Daft Punk-HISHE-Kung Fu Panda-Lego Ninjago-Rise of the Guardians-Motorcity-Doctor Who-Epic-The Hobbit-Monsters vs Aliens-Mayyyyybe Star Trek
My clothes are 3% spandex therefore I am 3% superhero
UNITE AND STRIKE BEETCHES.
Live fast. Live free.
Many leaves, one tree
May the Force be with you
Magical Source, Mystic Force
Transform and Rise Up
And other sheet
Full Revolution- Sheet, bro. FEELS MAN FEELS. I spent a part of the movie wanting to give Helixion a hug, another part wanting to give Vert a hug, a bigger part wanting to hug Sherm 'n Spin, and most of it shipping RawkusxKarmakaris, BoralisxKarmakaris, and HelixionxVert. I am quite tired of hearing it in Spanish, though and would love an English dub. C'mon, Mark Hildreth and other members of the cast, PLEASE ME DAMMIT. YOUR VOICES MAKE THE DARKNESS GO AWAY! ('Darkness' as in Kromulax...)
Full Revolution with English Subs-bevw265 on Youtube
"We will meet again, human."
Note- Karmakaris is the most BAMF Red ever. EVER. No one will convince me otherwise
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