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Joined 11-08-11, id: 3412512, Profile Updated: 02-16-12
Author has written 13 stories for Need for Speed series, Saints Row, Sherlock, Death Note, Doctor Who, Naruto, and World Ends With You.

Oh, hai. Why am I bothering? Who cares, no one's reading. Like News 24.

I write fanfiction because... It's something to do. Yeah, really. I just happen to have a crapload of ideas buzzing around, way too much time on my hands, and a mind tainted by years of video games, movies, music and comic books. My mind is a lethal weapon, and FF.Net is like North Korea. So buckle up, I'm going to spread my message all over this site, just as I have with the rest of the internets. Oh yeah, nothing can stop me now. Ha, I kid. I genuinely like this site and some of it's inhabitants,at least the ones who read my stuff. And given that you are on my page, I take it that you read my stuff. I like you, kid. You'll go real far.

I hear a lot of stuff about "Serious fanfiction." What a load of nonsense. Fanfiction isn't serious, and we should revel in it. Just not to the extent that we use it as a vessel for things that a serbian war criminal would consider depraved. Here's looking at you kid. I know the stuff that goes on in your mind. Does this sound condescending? am I talking to myself? Fuck it.

So I decided to update this profile because my old one seemed a bit self-centered. And yet this one might be a bit pretentious. See, you've gotta take care of one problem before you can move onto another. Thus goes the tree of eternal whatever, or something lke that. I dunno, It's late and I can't type straight, never mind think in a manner that is totally coherent, so... Yep.

But I gotta have something about myself to satisfy my universe-sized ego. so here we go anyway.

I was born in Belfast in Ireland, I don't give a monkey's about education, I do give a monkey's about machines, And I would very much like it if everyone involved in the creation of Sherlock were given a million pounds, because that's what they deserve. Bravo indeed. Now that's enough.

What are you doing still here? Read my stuff! Review my stuff! MAKE ME INTO A GOD.

And apparently I look more and more like Rory Williams every time I wear this shirt. Bah.

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Eighteen by Garmonbozia reviews
There was nothing especially awful or traumatic about James Moriarty's adolescence. There was, however, a time when things could have turned out differently. This is how that didn't happen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,519 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - J. Moriarty - Complete
A Friday Night In November by Garmonbozia reviews
It's Children In Need night at BBC Television Centre. An alien mercenary is about to blow up the machine that manages the donations. And the Doctor and River? They're stuck outside with an unfriendly bouncer. They need OUR help to get inside. For every review, message, fave, pigeon, *whatever*, before Sunday, I will be donating a pound to help save C.I.N. Please, please help out!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Socially retarded, yet lovable by CarolynCorpse reviews
L and Light one shot, don't judge too harshly. I wrote this in about two hours or so, just wanted to have fun and to feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
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Rain Doesn't Matter reviews
A very short drabble about two people getting to realise the other isn't as bad as they think. Light NekuxShiki.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2014
Nuclear Nikkotsu reviews
Pre-series. Relations between the Hidden Rock and Hidden Leaf are strained to say the least. A young boy involved with the Hidden Rock's weapons development program turns up in a field, and everything goes very wrong when a certain dangerous someone takes a liking to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Anko M., Hiruzen S., Nagato
Prison of the Timelords reviews
"The time lock has been broken. The timelords have called you to Gallifrey to answer for your crimes. This is your prison." Please R&R!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - 10th Doctor Duplicate
A Great Meeting Of The Minds reviews
L is proceeding with the Kira case as normal, But when a text arrives, it soon becomes apparant that someone knows more than him. He travels to London to further his knowledge. Please R&R.
Crossover - Death Note & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Light Y., L, Sherlock H., John W.
The Side Of The Angels reviews
Jim has been robbed. Left with just two weeks to pay his rent and 221 pounds in his bank account, he decides to see just what he can get up to. Please R&R, it would make my day.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - J. Moriarty
The Mark of the Jaguar reviews
Moriarty is bored. bored with the ordinary people, and he wants to play a game. He decides to play with John Watson, and see how well he can solve a mystery without Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,080 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Leap Of Faith
Sherlock has just jumped, but he isn't really dead yet. He breaks out, and finds that he may have gone slightly mental. And there's a bin that can sing Bob Marley. Honest.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,016 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sherlock H.
Croissants reviews
Sherlock and John therorize about croissants and lestrade in the back of a taxi. oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Suicide Sessions reviews
After Sherlock fell, even his brother began to doubt his legitimacy. Mycroft is now conducting interviews with people linked to Sherlock to uncover the truth. But who can give them some answers?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Mycroft H.
Musings From Under The Oak Tree
Oneoff. Mr Holmes gives us a unique insight into the thoughts of a Supposedly dead man. Philosophy ensues, as does singing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
A Very Hard Day reviews
London has gone quiet. With nothing to do but mope around 221B Baker Street, Sherlock Holmes has asked John Watson to teach him how to relax. John is understandably worried.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Grand Tour reviews
Jack Rourke is desperate for money! In his unwavering desperation, has he accidently gone in over his head? Will he be able to get across europe quicker than an ensemble cast of Need for Speed characters no one has ever heard of? Click and find out!
Need for Speed series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012
KONK reviews
One-Off. Jamaican arms dealer Badman Dan Is ripped off by the saints and,in an attempt to reclaim his stolen weapon, declares konkin war. But he runs into an old enemy and has a spiritual revelation.
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Complete