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Joined 11-08-11, id: 3412906, Profile Updated: 11-07-13
Author has written 60 stories for Death Note, Harry Potter, Ranger's Apprentice, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, Les Miserables, Sherlock, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Bleach, Merlin, Big Time Rush, Elementary, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Inception, and A Single Man.

Alright, I figure it's probably time for a profile update. My last bio was so immature, it made me cringe.

First things first: I'm currently in high school. I'm kind of young, and pretty smart for my age. I am a huge cat lover. I'm kind of a fangirl (read: totally insane). I'm currently in the SuperWhoMerVengePotterLock fandoms, and also Homestuck. I enjoy anime and manga, but I haven't had time to truly get caught up with my favorites, so I'm not too immersed in those fandoms anymore.

I'm usually high off of something: exhaustion, sugar, boredom, etc. This leads to the fact that I'm kind of a weirdo, and I don't do well around normal people. I'm also somewhat antisocial face-to-face, but I'm perfectly fine over the Internet. Despite the fact that I can become better friends with guys than with girls, most guys tend to dislike me.

NOTE: I am available as a beta.

I can be found at the following websites:

fictionpress.net --> TabbyCat33098
brainden.com/forum --> MissKitten (I used to be pretty active here, but I'm not anymore)
forum.mafiamaniac.net --> MiKi (Same as for brainden)
deviantart.com --> TabbyCat33098 (I have some things up, but I'm no longer active here)
tumblr.com --> nekomimi98.tumblr.com

I've got four more things on my profile: An update corner, a survey about myself, a stereotype thing, and a "100 things I'd do if I were an evil overlord" thing that was just too funny to pass up. The updates are pretty important, and pertain to my situation as a writer, but if you feel like skipping all that and going straight to my fics, feel free to click that little "Hide Bio" button at the top and skip straight to the bottom. Happy reading! :)


UPDATES: This is going to be my little update corner, where I post things like hiatuses, upcoming projects, things going on with me, etc. Newer updates will be at the top. If you want to read this, great. If you don't, click the Hide Bio button, no hard feelings. :)

[8-19-13] Yooooo! Sup? Welp, school starts for me tomorrow, so we all know what that means... More time for Tabby to write! :D *weak cheers* I will be trying to get ACOMI and Tail chapters up, but I'm working on several other projects on the side, so I can't promise anything. I haven't forgotten giftfics, but those are gonna be a while longer. :/ There will probably also be a couple more BTR fics coming, along with maybe a few Marvel fics. I'm also looking at a few Johnlock fics I may want to write, so yay for that, haha. Um, that's all I can think of rn. Thank you so much to the readers who have stuck with me for so long.

[4-4-13] I haven't found much time to write because of IRL stuff, so it's still gonna be some time before I can truly come back. But I have been able to find a few minutes here and there, so I'm going on another A/N purge. Most of my A/Ns are ridiculously long, so I'm going through and shortening them. So anytime you see something like "A/N v.3" or something, that's all that means. :)

[2-23-13] Long time, no see, eh? Sorry, I've basically resigned myself to the fact that I will be completely unable to upload anything for the next two and a half years, at least. I just can't deal with schoolwork and my parents and FFN at the same time; it just won't work. I'm trying to get stuff typed up on the school computers when I get some time, but I only ever get about an hour a week, and that's not nearly enough time to be very productive. I will be getting fics up occasionally, both here and on FPC, but updates will be pretty much nonexistent, sorry. This will probably be my last update for several months. Thanks for understanding. :)

[10-30-12] First off, happy Halloween! :) Now, to the actual stuff. I'm still unable to actually sit down at my comp for long periods of time and get stuff done, so ACOMI and giftfics have been postponed for a while. Never fear, though, I WILL get them up. It just might take me a while, and I'm sad to say that I'm looking at at least a couple years before I can invest time in FFN without my parents constantly breathing down my back. :( I will be working on getting Tail completed, simply because it's so much easier to write a drabble!fic in my spare time, and get it typed up and published. Seriously, it only takes me about 45 minutes to get through the full process for one chapter. Plus, I kinda don't really want to disappoint the few readers that I have, lol. So that's my only project right now. Once I start getting freer, I'll work on finishing ACOMI, and getting some of my other fics typed and posted. Just wanted to make note of my situation, and say thanks for understanding. :)

[9-5-12] Haha! Tabby is back! Kinda... I should be able to get some stuff up soon. :) A fic is coming this Saturday, and giftfics will be published soon. I'm working on getting them all typed up, but it'll take a while. Sorry for the delay. Things should pick up as I'm able to access a computer for long periods of time. I have several fics that need to be typed up and published, but it's looking like I might actually get 50 fics up by the end of 2012!

[8-3-12] My parents found another fic I was writing, and totally blew their tops off [dunno why, the worst thing in it was a hug b/w friends; it was rated K]. So they banned me from writing. But never fear, writing is my life. I've gotten most of the giftfics either written or almost written, and only need to do a couple more. I'll try to get some fics posted between now and when school starts, and even more then, because I'll be able to use the school comps to type instead of staying up late and not getting enough sleep. Updates, while still slow, should pick up a bit.

[7-13-12] So... my parents found a yaoi fic of mine that I was writing. And they flipped out. And demanded to see my account. So I'm going to create a separate account, named MKat98, and post my parent-friendly fics [i.e., K/K-plus/non yaoi fics] over there. These stories will remain on this account, SO THEY WILL BE DUPLICATES. I will send all users who review, fave, or alert me or my stories a PM that explains the situation. So this is basically saying, TabbyCat33098 IS MKat98. No plagiarism or copying or stealing or anything, we're one and the same. Also, my updates might go stagnant as I wait for this to blow over.

[7-11-12] I'm going through my fics and cleaning them up a bit, making them prettier, adding linebreaks, etc. I'm also thinning out the ridiculously long A/N's, so that they're shorter and to the point. I'm calling this the Purge. So if you see something at the top of a fic that says something like "A/N v.2: Purging.", it's part of the Purge. Nothing new happening right now. :)


Name: This isn't something I feel comfortable giving away, sorry
Nickname: I have a lot, but I prefer Neko
Age: 15
Birthday: March 30
Birthplace: The US
Current location: At my computer
Eye color: Black
Hair color: Black
Piercings: My ears are pierced
Tattoos: None
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Pft, as if. *forever alone* :')
Siblings: One sister
Fave color: Black
Fave music: OneRepublic, Broadway Karkat and Big Time Rush, but I also enjoy dubstep, Vocaloid, most pop rock/punk rock/soft rock music, and Taylor Swift
Fave sport: Ice skating
Fave holiday: Halloween
Fave food: Anything with sugar, really
Fave number: 25
Fave movie: Star Trek: Into Darkness
Fave celebrity: Misha Collins
Fave place: My closet
Fave drink: Jamocha shakes from Arby's
Fave day of the week: Wednesday? I don't fucking know...
Fave month: December
Fave city: Paris, I guess, since it's so romantic and all
Fave animal: Cats
Fave time of day: Right before getting into bed
Fave smell: Fresh paint, or pen ink
Fave TV channel: The BBC
Fave song: Every song I listen to that I like becomes my favorite song for a couple weeks before I move on. Currently, it's Royals by Lorde
Hugs or kisses: Hugs
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, definitely
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King, they have good burgers
Chocolate or vanilla: Eh, both
Lover or fighter: I try to be a lover, but I can be a fighter if I need to be
Friends or family: Friends, easily
Love or money: Love
Listening to someone talk or talking: Listening to someone talk
Personality or looks: Personality; a good personality automatically makes a person look attractive
Magazines or comics: Comics, probably, but it really depends
Pop star or word up: Idk what this even means...
Are you in love: I might be? I dunno, emotions are fucking complicated
Have you ever been in love: Maybe? I think so...
Do you believe in love at first sight: Not really, not in real life
Longest relationship: Never been in one
Kiss on first date: Depends on the person. Most likely no, though
Have you ever cheated on someone: That requires TWO people to find me attractive. I can't even find ONE.
Do you do drugs: Hell no
Do you drink: ...I'm a minor
Do you have any regrets: Yeah, not knowing how to friendship and not really making up with my parents
Do you want to get married: Yeah
Do you want to have kids: Yeah, a couple
Do you believe in yourself: No. My self-esteem has been shot to hell and back, to the point that I literally cannot accept a compliment without a healthy amount of doubt
Last movie you saw at the movies: The Fifth Estate
Was it good: Well... Kinda. I mean, honestly, the movie itself wasn't all that great, but Benedict Cumberbatch made it, like, ten times better, so. Conflicted opinions
Can you handle the truth: Sometimes
Biggest fear: Not being loved or wanted
Most missed memory: The guy I like and I used to stay up really late texting or FB chatting sometimes last year, and we would have some pretty good convos sometimes. At least, I thought they were fantastic. Looking back, he probably never thought so... But anyway, I suppose I just really miss those convos, and biting back my giggles at 2:00 in the morning because I didn't want to wake my family up, and struggling to keep my eyes open because I was tired but the convo wasn't over yet, and just basically all that. So. Yeah. (If you're reading this... I'm sorry I was such a fucking dumbass.)
First thought waking up: Man, fuck this, I'm going back to sleep
How do you want to die: In my sleep
Do you get along with your parents: No. I'm liberal, they're conservative. Need I say more?
Do you swear: Yeah
Do you have a pet: No
Have you ever passed out: Yes
Do you party: Not really
Do you get good grades: Yes
Do you believe in God: Well, I believe in some kind of higher power. Not necessarily a God-with-a-capital-G, though
Do you believe in religion: No
Do you believe in aliens: Well, no, not really. But I do believe that there could be other life out there
Do you believe in ghosts: They freak me out, but no
Do you believe in afterlife: Maybe? Idk
Do you believe in yourself: No
Do you believe in karma: Kinda
Do you believe in magic: Not really
In a boy-eye color: Something pretty
In a boy-hair color: I don't really care
In a boy-short or long hair: Short
In a boy-height: Tall
In a boy-piercings or tattoos: Minimal tattoos, if any
In a boy-just cute or sexy: Sexy
In a boy-hobbies: Reading, camping/things of that nature, some gaming/internet surfing
In a boy-one girl man: Obviously


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, copy and paste this on your profile. (Highlight in BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm A NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m FAT, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I’m SARCASTIC, so I MUST have no sense of humor
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I ENJOY SCHOOL, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm A LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm A GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm A CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm A REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm A DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm A GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm A CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be a stupid, stuck up whore
I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm A PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo.
I'm A WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm A TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I’m A TEENAGER, so I MUST be a rude, rebellious delinquent.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I GET STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I GET GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a goody-goody.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS-13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m A STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m A VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER, so I MUST be jealous of him.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm A FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm A GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm A SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm A PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I LIKE TO SING, so I MUST be gay.
I'm IN A BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe Jese wuz a brotha.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm ON A DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be a stupid, stuck up whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I LIKE OLD CARTOONS, so I MUST be a sad loser.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I WEAR GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm AN ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm A GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm A PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I HAVE A QUIRKY PERSONALITY, so I MUST be an idiot.
I DON'T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I'm A GUY WHO WEARS TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.
I COULDN'T HURT A FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT WITH TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I HAVE ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE BIG GROUPS, so I MUST be anti-social.
I HAVE A DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I TELL PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My HAIR GETS GREASY, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm A NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I HANG OUT WITH A FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be violent.
I’m A GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m A CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I DRAW, so I MUST be a freak.
I'M A FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted. (well… I read it...)
I'm AN ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm AN AMERICAN GIRL, so I MUST be a diva.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I'M AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm A YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm A GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be dumb and retarded.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST talk like a hillbilly.
I'm A FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm A TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype.
I WEAR A SUNHAT WHEN I GO OUTSIDE, so I MUST be stupid.
I LIKE BLOOD, so I MUST be a vampire.
I'm AN ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil murderer with mental disabilities.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with an accent, be stuck up, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I DON'T LIKE YAOI OR YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm NOT THE MOST POPULAR PERSON IN SCHOOL, so I MUST be a loser.
I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary Sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I DAYDREAM, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I DANCE, so I MUST be a gaylord.
I BROKE UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, so I MUST have got her pregnant.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm A LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I LIKE CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I LIKE READING, so I MUST be a loner.
I HAVE MY OWN SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I TALK A LOT, so I MUST be an attention-seeker.
I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be an old hag and fly on a broomstick.
I DON’T BELIEVE IN GOD, so I MUST be going to Hell.
I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be gay.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I LIKE GAMES AND COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles, wear hats with corks hanging from them, and talk to kangaroos.
I GO TO RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY, so I MUST be after every straight guy around.
I DON'T WANT A GIRLFRIEND, so I MUST be gay.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I CRY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an nerdy, over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm A PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE, so I MUST be having problems.
I READ/WRITE YAOI/YURI/SLASH/FEMSLASH, so I MUST be gay.
I READ/WRITE M-RATED STORIES, so I MUST be a pervert.


The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

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Someone Like You by OnLorakeetWings reviews
"Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead." Dave is invited to dinner by his best bro/ex-boyfriend. Too bad John is married, and Dave is still in love with him. John/Dave sadstuck. M for language.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3 - John E., Rose L., Dave S. - Complete
Walking through a Winter Wonderland (and Hating Everything) by epicpickleninja reviews
Newt is angry and cold during a late night fire drill. Minho makes it better. Minewt
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 11/18/2014 - [Newt, Minho] Thomas, Alby - Complete
Blonde Haired Boys and Missed Buses by basicallynoodles reviews
"Excuse me?" Thomas was brought from his thoughts, mainly about the day ahead, by a thick British accent flooding his ears, and he dragged his eye sight from his knees to the voice. "That seat taken?" The owner of the voice said, gesturing to the seat at which Thomas had slung his bag on. / :newtmas one shot. Please r&r
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2014 - [Newt, Thomas] - Complete
Fork in the Road by Kitty O reviews
Threeshot, set after season 1. Skye breaks Ward out of jail to beg for his help in saving the team. Being Skye, though, she's naturally got a trick or two up her sleeve. Sort of Skyeward. Originally uploaded to tumblr as my Inkheart series.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,824 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy] L. Fitz - Complete
Redemption for the Broken by NatureGirl202 reviews
"He wants to bang his head against the wall until it's a bloody mess because there are a million reasons why he shouldn't do it, but all he can seem to focus on are the reasons why he should. He could protect Skye- she hates him. He could apologize for everything- for nothing. He could be given orders again- and never trusted with them."
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,975 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy] P. Coulson - Complete
All Because of You by black.k.kat reviews
In which the Seireitei gets a new captain, Yumichika gets a new drinking partner, and Ikkaku and Renji get jealous.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,203 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [Yumichika A., Ikkaku M.] [Ichigo K., Renji A.] - Complete
A Welcome Distraction by Mockingjay7475 reviews
Set in The Maze Runner. Thomas breaks down in the maze just after defeating the Grievers and Minho is there to comfort him and offer him a pleasant distraction from the horrible reality. Short One shot.
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Thomas, Minho - Complete
Through The Walls by Malandra reviews
Castiel lies wide awake and fully dressed on his bed, staring sightlessly at the ceiling. After the Fall, he'd been forced to find more mundane shelter. Namely, the bunker. Next door, he can hear Sam and Dean. Making love. Very loudly.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Dean W., Sam W.] Castiel - Complete
Minute Details by G-4rce reviews
She was drawn to him, like a moth to a flame. He finally understands that it was never just blind faith. Rated T for some violent "Potty Prof" thoughts. Some spoilers for Case 9.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Alfendi L., Lucy B.
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 4,472 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Simon Snow: True Love's Kiss by rhien reviews
When Simon is hit by a living death curse, it initiates a conversation Baz isn't sure he's ready for. ** Snowbaz. (3) ** This scene comes before the last one (Sleepless) and the day after the Simon and Baz and Agatha in the forest scene in Carry On, Simon - page 206 in Fangirl, by Rainbow Rowell. ** Chapters 2 - 4 are/will be bonus snippets.
Fangirl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Baz P., Simon Snow] - Complete
H4cK3r (Hacker) by OnLorakeetWings reviews
Things quickly become complicated after one of Merlin's social networking accounts is hacked—he gets stood up, and his boyfriend, Arthur, won't answer his phone. Something is amiss, and if Merlin's not careful, it will reveal one of the darker chapters of his past... Merthur, AU, probably OOC, the usual stuff. B-day giftfic for TabbyCat33098!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
Victim of Circumstance by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. Dean is riding a unicycle on campus and using bad pickup lines. Castiel is late for class and in no mood for some weirdo's shenanigans. What are the chances they meet? What are the chances that Dean will actually see Castiel on a good day? -M.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Sleep Habits by MyCurrentObsession reviews
Makoto clings to him in his sleep.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
I'm the Favorite! by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. Sequel to "Family Vacation." Light is a wonderful "mommy." Matt, Mello and Near want to prove which one of them he loves the most without Light suspecting anything. And L happily watches the chaos unfold. Family fic. LxLight. -M.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,234 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Light Y., L, Near - Complete
Unsaid by OnLorakeetWings reviews
John Watson was simple, but now everything has changed. He needs things, things that everyone knows, and no one ever says. Oh, the angst.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/12/2013 - John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How To Tame Your Hockey Player by The Brat Prince reviews
Dak never wanted a roommate. So he's really confused about Logan's presence in his house.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Dak Z., Logan - Complete
Punk by The Brat Prince reviews
"I was just trying to prove that you're not the President of Awesome, okay?" "James." Kendall laughs, bright and sunny; delighted. "We were eight. You need to get over that."
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2013 - James, Kendall - Complete
Meddlesome Jutsu by smartcat reviews
When some people just don't know when to stop meddling. Dead OR Alive. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,625 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It's So Hard To Breathe by The Brat Prince reviews
Kendall gets with Dak. There might be pictures. James doesn't handle seeing them gracefully. Written for jblostfan16.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Kendall, James - Complete
Pillow by CrazySuperHeroine reviews
The blonde was mumbling something incoherently as he buried his face into the crook of James's neck. "Kendall?" "Mmm, comfortable pillow," Kendall mumbled as he snuggled closer into James's body. - Some adorable fluff about Kames after a long dance practice. Enjoy ! :D
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2013 - James, Kendall - Complete
Wherein Kendall and James are Kittens by Aranelle reviews
The title pretty much says it all. A series of drabbles featuring all four boys as kittens.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - James, Kendall
More in Common by Birdbeau reviews
John and Dave have secretly been together for months, and John decides it's time their guardians know. Little do the boys know, Bro and Dad have a secret of their own. Crackfic, Bro/Dad, John/Dave. Contains possible OOC. Rated T because it says 'fuck' a bunch. Also because Homestuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Beyond Infinity by kitsuneshadow47 reviews
At that point, Arthur knew he wouldn't make it. And neither did Merlin himself. He let out a choked sob, his hand trembling under the other's, but Arthur blinked back his tears, gripping Merlin's palm as tightly as he possibly could at that point—afraid that if he let go for the slightest second, he would be gone from his eyes in a mere instant. Modern AU!Merthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Rage Against the Washing Machine by The-Lady-Smaell reviews
*Drabble* Shunsui ruminates on some things while doing the most loathesome of tasks... The laundry.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Bedhead by The-Lady-Smaell reviews
"Uh... Ise-san, this isn't what it looks like..." Nanao just stared for a moment her mouth open in surprize before her facial expression changed completely. A look of manic joy spread across her features giving Jūshirō the distinct impression that half the Seireitei would know about this incident by lunchtime... *Sleep depreived Crack for the masses*
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2012 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Roadtrip by dbc357 reviews
Sasuke ended his relationship with Naruto seven years ago. Due to circumstances, the two are forced on a minor road-trip together, and Sasuke starts to remember why he loved Naruto. SasuNaruSasu Yaoi AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,605 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stranger Situations by DarkAuroran reviews
Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,855 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
A Karakura Ghost Story by black.k.kat reviews
Kensei and Shuuhei just moved into their new house in Karakura. Unfortunately, there are problems - two ghosts are already in residence. Ichigo and Kisuke have been there for a long time, too. A ghost story told in 100-word prompts.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 75 - Words: 8,077 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
A Little Less Conversation by The-Lady-Smaell reviews
*Gift fic for LazyNezumi and Tabbycat33098* Ukitake, Yachiru and /that/ talk... With a sprinkling of perverted Shunsui on the side. *M-Rated just to be safe*
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2012 - J. Ukitake, Yachiru K. - Complete
Family Vacation by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. "Welcome to the Strip! How may I take your virginity?" Light knew it was a bad idea to take a road trip with L and the kids to Vegas of all places. LxLight. Family Fic. -M.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,249 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Light Y., L, Near - Complete
Renewing Changes by Fourangers reviews
"Oh crap." Muttered the blond. Sometimes, there's something worse than one-night stands. It's called we're-doing-this-because-we're-going-to-die-tomorrow desperate sex. Too bad they didn't in the end. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,940 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Follow by Angela Newkirk reviews
'You follow me, Sherlock, and while I know that there isn't space in your mind palace for me to follow you, I can still hope.' One-sided John/Sherlock detailing John's various unfulfilled hopes and desires. Some smut, some fluff, and just a dash of angst.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dabbling in Drarry by Shira Lansys reviews
Because writing drabbles is an addictive passtime. 100 drabbles, each exactly 100 words in length, all focusing on Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. Warning: will contain SLASH. Rated for some drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 9,675 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dreams Aren't Real by Dashel reviews
Naruto is dreaming about Sasuke every night. Is this a chance to make peace with his old friend before the end or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,840 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Manservants These Days by blood-songs reviews
"You must be terribly bored tonight, sire. You've been looking at me all evening, haven't you?" Contains heavy slash. Fixed, this should be accessible now.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
CRACKED by DarkAuroran reviews
Comedy from Konoha! KakaIru based stories that are designed to make you giggle and just have no place in my regular fics. Ch3: It's April Fools Day and that can mean nothing but trouble. Fruity trouble!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,604 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Bathroom Talk by Red-Sushi reviews
What happened between the time where Jack and Dean were talking in the Shower and when Jack was drying Dean's hair? OMFGitsJackandDean fluff! Possible M soon. Read and Review, you know!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Complete
Take the Air by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,810 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blind to You by Kanemoshi reviews
Kakashi would do anything for his friends, but when it comes to protecting the person he secretly cares for most, will he be able to put not only his life, but his very heart in danger to save a man who is blind to him and his feelings? Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 94,372 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
How to Speak Crazy Jounin and Not Die Trying by Aleia15 reviews
In which Iruka is a man of many talents and Kakashi is just Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
In Which There Are Kittens by StoneWingedAngel reviews
"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Do Not Open Till Christmas by TjRythum reviews
Iruka hates the company christmas party, but hiding in his bosses office to escape his fellow co-workers may not have the best idea he's ever had. KakaIru, early christmas fic, YAOI one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,085 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Fine Line by Cardboard Bike reviews
Kakashi hates Iruka... he thinks.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Tie me up, Tie me down by FiwiKruit reviews
Dean wants to try bondage, and there's no one he trusts enough to tie him up except Sam. Explicit Wincest, Bondage.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Thing About Love by Mai Kurosaki reviews
The thing about true love is that it conquers obliviousness, jealousy and stubbornness. Or at least this is what Byakuya and Ichigo are about to discover as they learn to live together without the excitement of the shinigami life.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,460 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Modern Arrangements by SplendentGoddess reviews
Modern AU one-shot: Dreading marrying a man she's never met, Kagome sneaks out for one last night of fun, where she meets a man doing the same thing, ruing his own unwanted engagement. It's too bad they're both unavailable; his dog-ears sure are cute.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Fraternal Order by gleefulmusings reviews
Sam is living, breathing porn. Why didn't Dean realize this sooner? Vague Season Two AU. Wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Your Fingerprints Are Everywhere by The Brat Prince reviews
He falls asleep watching the soft rise and fall of his brother's chest, caught somewhere between hate and love. When James wakes up in the morning, Shane is already gone. James/Kendall, minor Shane/Logan
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2011 - James, Kendall - Complete
Clueless by ChairoftheBored reviews
Yotsuba arc, Light/L. The task force plays Cluedo. And L? Is dreadful at it. Like, utterly terrible at it. Oh yeah and it's Christmas. Watch out for eggnog abuse. Culminates in an extremely predictable Light x L ending.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Children, This Is A StrapOn by CallMeLivvy37 reviews
Francis and Antonio decide to become Sex Ed. teachers at the local middle school. Rated for so many things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2011 - France, Spain - Complete
Airplanes in the Night Sky by Aranelle reviews
Two years post BTR. James and Kendall broke up two months after BTR, and James comes home for Christmas to find things a lot different than he expected.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Kendall, James - Complete
Stick it! by Marvelicious reviews
Jensen is open about his sex life with Jared - too open! He leaves post-its around the house detailing their exploits, so what happens when Misha pays a visit? J 2, implied threesome, total pwp
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 138 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Boy, You're Dangerous by The Brat Prince reviews
Just another day at the Palmwoods; home to the psychotic and deranged. Kendall/James, set during Big Time Reality.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Kendall, James - Complete
Distraction by aleatoric pasquinade reviews
L and Light are both childish and hate to lose, willing to turn anything into a challenge. Sex is certainly no exemption to this. AU LxLight. Smutty series.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,204 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - L, Light Y.
Save Your Ammunition For Somebody Else by The Brat Prince reviews
"He's been in love with James for his entire life, and he just doesn't know how to stop." Companion piece to The Things That Keep Me Alive. Kendall/James
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kendall, James - Complete
The Things That Keep Me Alive by The Brat Prince reviews
James realized right then that what he felt for Kendall wasn't vague, distant, or nameless. It was love; intense, awful, and terrifying. It was something he'd been denying since the first day of preschool, since the moment that they met. James/Kendall
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,767 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2011 - James, Kendall - Complete
Sprained by aleatoric pasquinade reviews
L has sprained his ankle. Luckily for him, he has a sexy boyfriend anxious to take care of him. A very devious and sneaky sexy boyfriend. AU LxLight. Fluffish PWP. Enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,958 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Boyfriend Shirts and Shameless Flirts by Tall Blonde and Eyebrows reviews
He let that boy go. Without a fight. He's an idiot. But that's the past and he can't change that. He doubts his own thought, though, when a gorgeous brunette sits next to him. It's James. Kames. Based off "You Look Good In My Shirt" by Keith Urban.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Kendall, James - Complete
Unmistakable by Tall Blonde and Eyebrows reviews
"Tell me what's wrong, please," he whispered. Kendall sighed heavily. After a moment of just breathing, he answered, "I thought we were best friends." Set after Big Time Reality. Kames/Jendall
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kendall, James - Complete
A Sweet Life by Aleia15 reviews
Iruka discovers an unexpected side to Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Mrs Hudson's Discovery by Djap reviews
BETAD Holmes x Watson, Mrs Hudson hears her boss talking and makes a surprising discovery
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The Job Interview from Hell by WinterStorrm reviews
On the TV show 'The Apprentice' Merlin is a candidate and Arthur is a boardroom adviser. Will Merlin make it through the twelve weeks without hearing the immortal words, 'You're fired? Is he playing to win the job or Arthur's heart? Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,703 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 138 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Romance by quote intangible reviews
James has a bad habit of terrible relationships, but after he's raped by his newest boyfriend, can Kendall show him what he's really worth? OMC/James noncon, Kendall/James slash
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,026 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - James, Kendall - Complete
A Matter of Convenience by Aleia15 reviews
The war is over and it's time for the reconstruction. The new Soutaichou of the Gotei-13 has more than enough on his plate to have to deal also with cocky newly appointed Taichous and a friendship he neither wants nor needs. Byakuya/Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,734 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Yaoinator by The-Lady-Smaell reviews
CRACK! PARODY! M RATED CONTENT WARNING! Just to catch your attention LOL! Kakashi receives a mysterious message from... Somewhere and is suddenly thrown into a situation beyond this control. His mission: To ensure that Umino Iruka and himself survive!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Kenny and George and The Scene That Never Was by Velvetbabe reviews
After the ocean swim. From George's POV. Slash.
A Single Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - George, Kenny
Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi, Darling? by newbluemoon reviews
Written for the kink meme. Eames discovers he has a language kink. Arthur uses this to his advantage. NSFW guys. Warnings: Buttsex and abuse of the French language. Disclaimer- Not mine. Not now, now ever. Laaame. Reviews are beautiful things.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
The Most Youthful Challenge by Kanemoshi reviews
In a final attempt to prove their youth, and forever end their competitions, Gai and Kakashi bet on who can find love first. Too bad Kakashi decides to fall in love with the one chuunin he could never seduce. KakashiIruka Warning: There's YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,129 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
His Pride by Ayame99 reviews
Byakuya saves Ichigo from a near fatal attack and later finds himself on a mission to protect his pride. It all starts with a dream...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 95,581 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Ghost of Lovers Lane by MomsDarkSecret reviews
Frank and Joe Hardy, while still in high school, look into a mystery involving a ghostly figure sighted on Lovers Lane and discover an attraction to each other along the way. Prequel to The Mystery of the Celibate Corpse.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,464 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Frank H., Joe H. - Complete
Attaining The Impossible by Aleia15 reviews
someone sent Iruka flowers, and Iruka had no idea who. Suddenly, everyone in Konoha was a possible suspect. Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Spring by Zogeta reviews
It is Spring in Soul Society. Renji's finally a captain, Byakuya's talking to the picture of his dead wife far too much, and Ichigo has found himself at a weird place in his life, and while it suddenly gets weirder, it also gets more interesting. yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,222 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
A Slight Case of Gibberish by Taleya reviews
Another prompt from the Kinkmeme on Livejournal - Lolcat!Holmes. God help me. SLASH. 2009Movie!verse
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
The Thieving Moon by Dragonrider4000 reviews
Strictly AU. The world is a boring place, there is only so much one can do before such boredom eats at you. Light has found a way around his boredom, he steals. Not to keep, merely for the challenge.What will he do when L takes an interest in him? LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,120 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Redemption by Sociially-Diisoriiented reviews
Kakashi was a high school delinquent in love with his classmate Iruka; the straight-laced VP of the student council. Five years later, Kakashi is back at Konoha High, but this time he’s there to show Iruka a lot has chanced since their high school years
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Last, First Kiss by Sociially-Diisoriiented reviews
It’s Kakashi and Iruka’s tenth-year high school reunion. What happens when the two former lovers cross path after so many years apart? KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Moral Certainty by BC reviews
Being a Princess made Toohru feel alive. As he finishes his first year at Fujimori, he feels he’s losing something priceless. Mild slash TxY.
Princess Princess - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,210 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Toru K., Yujiro S. - Complete
Coffee Stains by The-Lady-Smaell reviews
Fifth in the interaction universe. Set after 'The Last Day' Iruka's day just keeps getting worse.... Rated M for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Byakuya is Seventeen Yaoi Edit by fuzzibunniez reviews
Bya-Bo 17 and human staying with Ichigo. Bya/Ichi YAOI EDIT Rawr! Yaoi fangirl Council!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,578 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Love Like a Tempest, Love Like a Hurricane by Aleia15 reviews
A series of random encounters between two strangers. Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Take Me Farther by Lover of Angelus reviews
Sam kneels at the edge of his bed and prays. He listens to his foster parents fighting and the glass breaking and the wet smack of flesh against flesh and he prays to the God that a woman with blond hair and hazel eyes used to whisper to him about. AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
25 Days of Christmas Troubles by Kita the Spaz reviews
Originally written for the challenge on LJ. Stuck in the village during the Holidays, can Kakashi find a new reason to enjoy the holidays? It sure doesn't seem so when Tsunade assigns him to help Iruka. Rather cracky, but fun! Mature! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Intimate Skirmishes by nehalenia reviews
All Ishida had wanted was for Kurosaki to look at him. Now, it seemed like Kurosaki couldn't stop looking at him. Where is this love/hate relationship going to end up? Ichigo x Ishida.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,947 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Double Jeopardy by Aleia15 reviews
Kuchiki-taichou, my boyfriend and I think you're the hottest guy in Seiretei; do you want a threesome with us? How fast are you, Ichigo? Because we're gonna to have to run very fast to survive that one. ByakuyaRenjiIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Waiting for the Rain by Hari-Aisu reviews
Yagami Raito was only a tool; a tool well played, but still a tool none the less. Within the oblivion of his war-torn mind, Raito knew he would not be missed by anyone, let alone the lover he knew he could not hold onto. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,350 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Locker Number 10 by Seto's Darkness reviews
Sasuke's in love with the owner of the locker beside him: Locker Number 10. [SasuNaru YAOI, shounenai, FLUFF, semiChristmas fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let Me Out by BlazeorFade reviews
Wee!cest. The night Sam leaves for Stanford. My first 'First time' fic, so be gentle. R&R
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
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Midnight Thoughts reviews
The ending that should have been. Fix-it, character study.
A Single Man - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/16
Well, I'll Be Buggered reviews
Arthur's delusional and Eames finds it positively delectable. Complete and utter crack.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
What I've Done reviews
Grant Ward is on the run from both SHIELD and from his own self-awareness. But he can't keep ahead forever. Eventually, there'll be nowhere for him to run to. Character study.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31 - G. Ward - Complete
Kiss You Goodnight
Their relationship is built on a very one-sided give and take, where Grant gives and gives and Skye takes and takes. In the end, it's just the same as it always has been. Set in an unestablished assassins!AU. Heavily inspired by the song "Kiss You Goodnight" by Meg and Dia.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Complete
Like I Did Yesterday reviews
"You should have run faster." John certainly agrees. Spoilers for 2x01. Mild language. Potentially triggering themes (suicidal, self-harm).
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2014 - G. Ward, J. Garrett - Complete
Battleship reviews
Ward comes back from a mission and Skye is happy to see him. Drabble, crack.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy] - Complete
Protector reviews
Grant Ward only allows himself one weakness, one reminder of who he used to be. Then it gets stolen, and it turns out it's maybe not so much a weakness as he thought it was.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2014 - G. Ward, Skye/Daisy - Complete
Saint reviews
In which Sherlock is a big baby and John is a saint. Drabble, crack, rated for innuendo.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Home reviews
Grant Ward reflects upon questions various people have asked him throughout his life and wonders what his answers say about him. Or, the one in which Grant Ward earns himself a chance for redemption. Redemption arc, character study, fix-it. Rated for language.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy] J. Garrett - Complete
With a Waltz, We Fall reviews
Sherlock just wants to dance, but he doesn't have a partner. Anderson just wants to dance, but the only partner he wants has no interest in him. Can they find a compromise? One-sided Anderlock, one-sided Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Anderson - Complete
Behind Closed Doors reviews
Mary walks in on Sherlock and John having sex a total of six times. It doesn't take her that long to join them. Mary/Sherlock/John OT3 PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
Dance the Dance of Life With Me, My Dear Watson reviews
Sherlock teaches John how to dance. Drabble based on that little tidbit of info revealed in SoT.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Reality Like A Broken Mirror reviews
It appears Anderson's lost his job, his wife, and his sanity due to his obsession over finding Sherlock. Only Sherlock can bring him back to reality now. Possible slash, unknown as of yet. Spoilers for TEH, SoT, and possibly HLV if it comes out before I finish the fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Anderson
Perceptions of an Imbecile reviews
In which Sherlock is confused and Anderson isn't stupid. Based on the minisode. Probably OOC. Rated for swears.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Sherlock H., Anderson - Complete
Sunshine In A World Of Shadows reviews
In a world filled to the brim with shadows, Severus has suddenly stumbled across his own small piece of sunshine at a time when he needs it most. MARAUDERS VERSE. EVENTUAL AU. MENTIONS OF CHILD ABUSE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Severus S., Lily Evans P.]
Checkmate reviews
Mycroft has made his move. Now it's time for Sherlock to make his. YAOI. INCEST.
Elementary - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Sherlock H., Mycroft H.] - Complete
The Way That You Control Me reviews
Show me, by the way you hold me, the way that you control me, speed me up or slow me... Oh, when I'm lonely, full of stormy weather, can you make it better? I heard what you told me. So show me. PWP. Stripper!AU.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Kendall, James - Complete
We Won't Kiss and Tell
What really should have happened in BTCrush. Technically a sequel to Kiss and Tell, but it can stand alone.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Kendall, James - Complete
Kiss and Tell
In which Kendall remembers Katie's first scam when she was just two years old and James lets out several "manly noises of indignation". Set after BTCrush. Possible OOC.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Kendall, James - Complete
Make It Happen reviews
You don't wait for your dreams to happen; you make them happen. And Kendall is making his dreams happen. Canon divergence, possible OOC. S1 fic.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Kendall, James - Complete
It's Just Business reviews
Harry's in love with his boss, and it's tearing away at his heart. But when he goes to hand in his resignation letter, his boss turns his world upside down. Non-magic AU. Minor language. Two-shot. ((Incredibly sorry, uploaded the wrong fic. It should be fixed now!))
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Case of Mistaken Identity reviews
Draco meets a gorgeous stranger while studying at the campus library, and at that moment, his life is turned upside down. Could this stranger teach Draco to trust again? SLASH, non-magic AU, slight OOC, ANGST -other warnings to come as I find a plot- -ON HIATUS, but not abandoned. Details on my profile-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
In You I Trust reviews
Sherlock is back, but he says he isn't real. John doesn't agree. Post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Gay reviews
In which John isn't gay and Sherlock plays along. Fluff. Minor innuendo. Possibly OOC.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Secrets reviews
Sherlock has a secret. John is unimpressed. Rated for language. Fluff. Written to get me used to writing again.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Because of the Money reviews
Sherlock uses John as a stand-in for the victim in an attempt to recreate the crime scene after they've been kicked out. Dialogue!fic, rated for themes. Horrible attempt at mystery inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tail reviews
Draco knows he's being tailed. And Draco knows that his tail knows that Draco knows he's being tailed. And maybe, just maybe, one day Draco will stop and say hello. Drabble!fic, non-yaoi, DH-compliant, possibly EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
To Build A Home
It's been three years since Sherlock's death, but John still finds himself overcome with sadness when he thinks about it. So what does he do when he doesn't know what to do? He goes back to 221B, of course. Rated for mild language.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Guardian Angel reviews
When Light saw an odd man perched on the roof of the building opposite his bus stop, he wasn't fazed. When the man slowed unfurled a snowy white wing and told Light he was an angel, Light remained unruffled. In fact, it wasn't until the angel saved Light's life that Light looked at him with anything but skepticism.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2013 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Ctrl, Alt, Delete reviews
In which Sherlock attempts to delete love. I tried to funny and it didn't work, sorry. SLASH, ANGST, FLUFF. Rated for minor LANGUAGE.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Starting Anew
Ishida shows up in the Rukongai and is found by Rukia. Knowing what will happen if she tells Ichigo, she keep it a secret from him. But he finds out anyways. And what he finds breaks her heart. Sequel to Halves of a Whole. IchiIshi, RenjiRuki. OOC, YAOI, ANGST, CANON.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Five Times Arthur Tried To Propose reviews
And The One Time He Didn't. SLASH, AU, maybe OOC, FLUFF, mild LANGUAGE.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Never Again reviews
You stand in front of me with that smug smirk gracing your face, fully expecting, I'm sure, for me to welcome you back with open arms. But I can't. Not yet. Post-Reichenbach, the Reichenbach feels run rampant here! You have been warned! NON-YAOI, ANGST, FLUFF, rated for LANGUAGE
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Halves of a Whole reviews
Ishida reflects over some of his stupidest mistakes. If he had just said something...could he have changed the future? Could he have been...happy? YAOI, ANGST, CHARACTER DEATH -whoa, never thought I'd say that O.O-. Sequel to Dear Diary.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Don't Lick It! reviews
Matsuda catches Raito-kun and Ryuzaki in the kitchen, and it sounds like they're doing...stuff. What? HIGHLY SUGGESTIVE, kinda LIME -no lemons, sorry-, CLICHE, CRACKFIC. Not really M, more of a hard T.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Detention reviews
Draco, as leader of the Inquisitorial Squad, finds out about the detentions that Harry is suffering under Umbridge's hands. He quickly notices something out of the ordinary. PROMPTFIC & YAOI.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
L and Raito Balcony Scene reviews
Literally the balcony scene from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, but set in the DN-verse. L is Romeo, Raito is Juliet, Misa is the nurse, no, there isn't yaoi. What exactly is this? AU & somwhat OOC. REPOSTED
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Savior reviews
The nightmares are back for Harry, but who can comfort him? Who can tell him the nightmares aren't real? No warnings this time, gasp!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Help Wanted reviews
John needs to get Sherlock out of a tight spot, and they end up finding some chemistry. FLUFF, slightly OOC.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Le Seulment Amour Est L'Amour Vrai reviews
It was only about sex. At least, until it wasn't. YAOI, ANGST, most likely OOC, AU.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Dear Diary reviews
Unable to contain his feelings towards Ishida, Ichigo substitutes a journal for the blue-eyed Quincy, writing in it everything he could never tell Ishida. Probably OOC, ANGST, maybe CANON, maybe not, mild LANGUAGE.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror reviews
France has some fun with a mirror. YAOI -mebbe? Can self-love be called yaoi?-, FLUFF, SELFCEST, FRANCE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - France - Complete
Exceptions reviews
A lost and confused Italy comes to Germany for answers. Germany lays down the rules, but finds that it's okay to bend them just a little. Implied YAOI, FLUFF, SADNESS, possibly OOC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Competition reviews
Even though John's in love with Sherlock, Sherlock will never love him back. Why? Because Sherlock loves Irene Adler. YAOI, possibly OOC, some ANGST, some FLUFF.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gavroche's Legacy reviews
A found poem about Gavroche's death. There's not much else I can say.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Gavroche - Complete
Straight Men Made Gay reviews
Harry and Draco like each other, but neither one knows. So Pansy and Ginny scheme to get them together. SLASH, OOC characters, Eighth Year fic. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Will Survive reviews
Life after the War isn't so hot for the losing side. But Draco Malfoy doesn't care. He will push through. He will remain strong. He will survive! Told from Draco's POV, after the war. Some chapters are dark, LANGUAGE. Probably very OOC Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
His Eyes reviews
Harry meets Draco's gaze at Draco's trial. All of a sudden, Harry is whisked back into memories of looking into those same eyes over the years. He takes a journey through all of the shades in the span of a minute. Minor confusion, post-Hogwarts, non-yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Typical Day reviews
In which we follow L and Raito through a typical day. Find out what shenanigans L gets up to, and how Raito controls him. AU, OOC, & YAOI. Exasperated!Raito and PervertedInnocentChildish!L.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Come Home reviews
InuYasha and Kagome have been separated during the quest for the Shikon Jewel. She's gone back home, and he can't stand not having her by her side. And even though she won't admit it, she can't stand not being there for him. SONGFIC, maybe somewhat OOC.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Jealous of a Lollipop reviews
L is eating a lollipop. And he's doing it seductively. TOO seductively, in Light's opinion. After all, what does the lollipop have that Light doesn't? Stupid L, ignoring Light for a lollipop! PWP, set sometime after Yotsuba arc, YAOI.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
True Form reviews
Yuki finds Kyo in his true form and comforts him from a blow to Kyo's pride. A little dark-ish & very OOC. Features Supportive!Yuki and HelplessAndSlightlyInsecure!Kyo.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Down at the Inn reviews
Alyss, an unmarried maiden, meets Will, a handsome bachelor, at an inn during harvest. He offers to take her to the festival, and happiness ensues. FLUFF & AU.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Alyss, Will - Complete
Will You Be My Valentine? reviews
L has been getting mysterious presents all day long, presents of a...how do you say? Romantic persuasion. What is going on? Who's sending these? FLUFF, YAOI, & OOC characters.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Ode to L Lawliet reviews
In LA, we had to do an ode: at least 3 stanzas, at least 4 lines each. I dedicated mine to L. This is a short poem praising the entity that is L. WARNING: I'm a terrible poet!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/19/2012 - L - Complete
Love Story reviews
Draco and Hermione have had a rocky relationship. How did it start? How did it progress? SONGFIC & AU. Completely disregards everything except the Yule Ball and basic framework of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
As Sweet As Cake reviews
L and Light have decided to work late on the Kira case one day, and L wants to brighten their day. He decides to have a little fun. What horrors will ensue? YAOI.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Insomniac reviews
Light watches as L has a troubling dream. Could this dream be the reason behind L's withdrawal? Slightly AU, but mostly canon. Set during the time when Light and L are handcuffed together.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Family Feud reviews
Matt wins a trip to New York City, where his parents were killed by the Mafia. Here he meets a girlish chocolate addict by the name of Mello. The two build a relationship based on lies and secrets. How will they fix the problems they create? AU & YAOI!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Death Note Fairytale reviews
Basically a rewrite of Snow White using Death Note characters. Yes, Misa is Snow White, but she dies. Sorry. This is a new style for me. Very AU.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Misa A., Takada K. - Complete