Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hi im Maxie im female and im not saying my age in case there are psyco perverts out there I live in the U to the S to the A I like all sorts of music and read way to much fanfiction for my own good I love all sorts of books and i like yaoi ok?? dont judge it till you try it oh and Im writing my very first fan fics IF YOU DONT LIKE YAOI DONT TALK ABOUT HATING IT WITH ME
Oh and I am a nation called sardinia sister to romano and Italy XD!
favorite animes, video games and more
teaxtristian or death
suzakuxlelouch (however you spell it!)
and many many more
anzu/tea (come on she throws herself at yami and is a friendship maniac!!)
kairi (she's just a bit to girly for my tastes)
cuba (I just dont like that he beats canada)
sorry these are all just my opinions
nevile"I'LL JOIN YOU WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!"
Joey : Are we going or what?
Tea: (to Joey, Tristan, and Duke) Don't you guys ever get tired of being tired?
Kaiba: Any duelist late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late. (he turns and walks away)
Kaiba: Don’t you have someone else to annoy?
Zigfried: ...And now I summon the three goddesses. The Goddess Urd, the Goddess Verdende and the Goddess Skuld.
Kaiba: (to Zigfried) I'm throwing you out because I don't like you, not because I'm scared of you.
Kaiba: (after Zigfried uses his goddesses to view his top 3 cards, which are all Blue-Eyes White Dragons) Judging by the expression on your face, I'm guessing my destiny looks pretty good.
Zigfried: NO! This... isn't... over...
Zigfried: I'll never beat Kaiba!
Sugoroku: (to Tristan) You're a genius!
Tea: Less talking, more climbing. Didn’t you learn your lesson last time?
Can't remember: As I was lying on my bed and looking at the stars and the moon, I wondered, 'Hey! Where the hell's my ceiling?'?
Tea: Good luck
Joey: Hey Tristan! What's our plan!
Bakura:and then he asks why so british XD
Yugi: Theres only one thing in this world that I know for sure. That theres a strange man inside my head who tells me what to do.
Yami:thats it pal you just fu*ked with the wrong egyptian (MY SPELLING SUCKS)
Yami:Yugi! you can't be dead if you were dead 4kids would've censored it!
Kaiba:AH the blue screen of death my immortal enemy
Tristian:Burn the witch!
Shadi:I wil use my millium key to prob his mind *car ignition fails* just give me a minute
Yugi:it sure would be nice if my friends showed up to help
Yugi:ok seriously where the hell are they
Kiaba: that guy looks just like me and he has a blueeyes just like me and hes an asshole just like me
Yugi:alright pharoh you can thank me later and remember no hickeys!
Yami:huh?? YUGI YOU LITTLE *YOU SON OF A * * * * I'M GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR * AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR * * AND THEN * * * * * ON YOUR * * WITH * * * IN THE * * * AND * * * YOUR * * * SO THEN YOUR HAVE TO* * SIDEWAYS * huh hi there
hair guy:Atention duelist you are not duelist!
yami:MIND CRUSH IN STEREO
yami:did i just kill a gay clown
kaiba:hurray for cyber terrorism
kaiba:shut up mokuba mommy and daddy are talking
yami:IM POUTING X3
yugi:listen mister do you need a time out?
kaiba: listen pal you can take over my company kidnap my little brother and even try to kill me but when you F*ck around with video games you've gone to far!
yami:So its just like duel monsters
kaiba:OMG A GIANT ROCK!
kaiba:punch me again and find out..PLEASE
yuesi:no homo right?
yami:ALL OF THE HOMO
yugi:f*ck you man im trying to win an oscar here
yugi:im yugi moto and I was playing card games before it was cool
YUSEI: But we ride them all the time. It's our trademark.
JACK: WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?
YUSEI: So that we can play card games on them.
JACK: THAT SOUNDS STUPID.
YUSEI: Jack, you're scaring me.
JACK: COME ON, CROW, LET'S GO PLAY A CARD GAME, WHILE STANDING COMPLETELY STILL. ON. THE. GROUND
yugi:nice shot jaden!
yusei:yeah way to endanger innocent lives
jaden:don't thank me thank yubel!
jaden:the daemon that lives inside my head!
pegasus: then something very unexpected happened you exploded
Seto:Screw the money i have rules..wait let me try that again
Goku:are are you a yoshi?
piccolo: Yes goku i'm a green f*cking dinosaur
piccolo:why didn't you DDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
gohan: i'm begining to think i have issues
piccolo:I have apps O.o
lulouch:Ah but who is stupider the person whos trying to kill themselves or the person trying to kill the person trying to kill themselves!
nappa :The f*ck is with your hair your hair your hair your hair i like you your hair your boobs your hair your personallitity
Yugi:oh yeah real mature pharoh
Spain: A zoo? ...A nation zoo? ... Don't touch or feed the nations?"
Italy: Draw a circle. that's the Earth. Draw a circle that's the Earth. Draw a circle that's the Earth I am Hetalia. Hey, my voice changed!
Hungary: That's GREAT Dear!!
Austria:(Just realized he was a boy) Huh?
Hungary: What's wrong? (To Austria)
Austria: Oh nothing. Thinks To Himself: Now I understand why Holy Rome likes him.
Britain:(to America) Don't worry I'll be back I just have to do some work to do. Now you be a good country.
America: No why do you have to go I don't want to stay here. Who will read me those boring books?
Britain: Those books aren't boring that are call history. Now you go make some of your own ok.
Britain: See I'm back just like I said.
America: Hey British dude!
England: Busby's chair... Anyone who sits in this chair will be cursed with a horrible and often painful death... Except... apparently... For Russia.
America: Check it out yo, how kick ass is my new fighter plane of doom!? Dude, it blowin your mind yet or what?
England: *sigh* I don't get it, why did you call me all the way out here to look at a silly air plane. (snickers) Its just (stupid) I could never come up with the same design. I think its (stupid) very unique.
America: Hey thanks Man! It was actually created to help me beat the holy heck out of you! So I'm glad you think its stud!
Panda: You guys related?
China: You bet! This guy happens to be my kid brother.
Japan: *long pause* Right.
China: WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG?
Germany: I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache und a grape.
Italy: Fine, I'm up, I'm up!
England: Bring on the fire, bring on the Hell, set everything ablaze so that no trace remains. Bring on the fire-
America: I feel like we're summoning the devil!
Narrator:“Poland faced Germany tanks with…..Oh right anime fans…..Germany invaded Poland in……Oh right American fans………Poland is a country in Europe!!
Italy: Its been a while since I slept with you, Romano.
Romano: Shut Up! You should at least have two beds in you place!
Italy: How weird I usually sleep with Japan or Germany.
Romano:(Grabs Italy's throat) YOU STILL GET ALONG WITH THEM!!!!
"BRITTEN TOTALLY GOT A STAR STUCK IN HIS HEAD THAT'S BAD ASS!" -America.
"Why are you always such a damn wanker!?!" -Britain
"Am I Catholic... or Protestant? God I don't know!" -Britain
Austria: "I will show you how angry I am with this piano!"
Austria: "Do you understand now?"
Germany: "So... Your anger is Chopin?"
"Germany I'm a star not a miracle worker!!" -Falling Star
"We don't need parachutes, there's snow below! Vodkaaaa!!!" Russia
Italy: "Hey, I sound like a homo now!"
Hungary: "I know! I'm so proud!"
England: Am I Catholic? Or Protestant? God, I don't know...
Bartender: Excuse me...is he okay?
America: He always gets like this when he starts drinking.
England: (slurred speech) You don't know me! I'm the United Bloody Kingdom and I can hold my Liquor better than you any day!
America: Dude, calm down!
England: Shut up!
Germany: God, I had a really bad nightmare. (Turns to see something in his bed)
Germany: How did Italy get in my bed without me knowing!? ITALY!! WAKE UP!
never take life seriously noone gets out alive anyway
all you need is imagination and a dash of insanity thrown in with some friends and you get wings
there is one truth to life IT GOES ON
dont judge others judge yourself
dont waste today worrying about yesterday
if someones low enough to talk behind your back then they are a dumbass to lose a friend like you
some kids just need to be burned by the stove you are one of those kids (my mom)
i dont care about the past if your nice to me we can be friends
when life gives you lemons make yaoi with them (me)
when life gives you lemons make applejuice
he who laughs first has a dirty mind
when im silent you should be afraid
though miles may lie between us we are never far apart for friendship isnt measured by miles its measured by the heart
Have you ever ran away fast in midsentance just to leave a person like WTF
im a yugi, yami,bakura,ryou,and marik fangirl but mostly yugi
I love the beach!!!
damn kids give the rabbit some trix and be done with it
loves explosions and fire
Caution if smiling with an unusally wide and creepy smile run like hell
ok ive listened to leather pants broklyen rage and ive got a lovely bunch of dragon balls I HAVE NO LIFE!!!
I like linkin park, three days grace, skillet, taylor swift and alot of diffrent ones so yeah my tastes jump around
personally if you accept me for me and are nice to me i'll be nice to you and accept you seriously i dont care as long as your nice
what would you wish for if you had one chance
im insane I-N-S-A-N-E i can randomly start crying or laughing yell on second then whisper the next talk to myself in the middle of walmart and stay up all night reading fanfiction yeah im insane but you gotta love me or your one of them
when someone tells me to go to hell i say that they got a restraing order on me apperantly i cant "hug" the devil so i went to heaven instead :D
ok dont piss me off seriouly i dont like it i'd prefer if you made my day instead
ok sooooooo i make up people in my mind and have long converstions that usally end with them the victor
me and my besties have long random converstaions about life then we laugh but what if we are right O.o
what if life was...A GIANT SIMS GAME!!!!
airplanes travis garland is my fav
COME AT MAH BRO!!!!!!!!
and I wanted to bring goats in to look at the goats in the wwiiinnnddoooowwwsssss
eww a brain cell
I have fanfiction and yaoi FEAR ME!
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