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Joined 11-08-11, id: 3413117, Profile Updated: 07-23-12
Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

I am Butterfly, of Fanfictionheim, and I am burdened with glorious purpose. :)

I am: in high school, part of Loki's Fangirl Army, Jewish, Grammar OCD, somewhat physically and mentally hyper, cabin girl on the Black Pearl, and one of those "weird people", which is just fine with me.

I like: cookies, misunderstood anti-heroes that Norrieo gets me to like (*cough Loki and James Norrington cough*), my favorite authors and stories on here (check them out because they are AWESOME), my little brothers, my parents, inspirational quotes, my friends (on here and in real life.)

I dislike: racist people, stupid people, being sleep-deprived, roasted vegetables, when my Internet connection is slow.

This is one of my favorite quotes from my brother: "Floating bacon is considered gourmet." It actually made sense in context.

):o) This is my Loki emoticon. You can steal him, go ahead. Just give me credit!

Random stuff:

WHICH HUNGER GAMES CHARACTER ARE YOU LIKE?

KATNISS
You would do anything to protect your family.
You have good aim. (I have the worst aim ever.)
You hate cats.
You like to wear your hair in a braid.
You find sticking to instructions tough.
You aren't too fond of people in general.
You hate being indebted to people.
You hold grudges.

You wouldn't describe yourself as a warm, friendly person—you've got about as much charm as a dead slug.
When you sing, the birds fall silent.
Total: 5

PEETA
You're an artist.
You love to bake.
You can decorate well.
Manipulating people comes naturally for you.
You're clever.
Your favorite color is orange.
People tend to be charmed by you.
You're a fantastic liar.
You're a hopeless romantic.
You have a strong sense of self.
You always double-knot your shoelaces.
Total: 7

GALE
You question everything.
You're very defiant.
You're spontaneous.
You're a rebel with a cause.

You would do absolutely anything for justice.
People would describe you as being good-looking.
You’re very intelligent
If your friend was in trouble, you'd do anything to try and help them.
You hate your Government
You don't mind providing for your family
Total: 9

FINNICK
You like sugar cubes.
Others often describe you as sexy or gorgeous.
You've been used for your looks.
You're a skilled swimmer.
When you're anxious, your hands have to be occupied—with knots or something of that nature.
You're popular, but don't want to be.
You're protective.

When the person you love isn't with you, you feel lost and lonely.
There's more to you than what people see.
You hate it when people judge you or others before getting to know them.

Total: 6

PRIM
You're innocent. (Me? Innocent? *laughs*)
You have blonde hair.
You adore animals.
You love helping people in need.
People seem to be fond of you.

Over time you've become quite wise. (Me? Wise? *laughs harder*)
You are nurturing.
When you're older, you want to be a doctor or a nurse.
You have an older brother or sister who would do anything for you.
You are very forgiving.
Total: 3

CINNA
You're creative.
You root for the underdog.
You dress simply.
You stand up for your cause.
Your hair is simple and easily manageable.
You tend to have brilliant ideas.

You would be willing to die for a cause.
You are brave.
Your ideas are very 'out there' and they stand out from the rest.
You aren't like anybody you live with.
Total: 8

EFFIE
You're somewhat materialistic.
You've dyed your hair a wild color.
You're somewhat naive.
You're chirpy.
You're punctual and hate lateness.
Etiquette is important to you.
You're rich.
You can be considered an airhead.
While you may seem shallow, you have hidden depths.
You hate where you work.
Total: 2

HAYMITCH

You’re very sarcastic.
You get drunk often.
Outsmarting others is a talent of yours.
You're very lonely.
You're very intelligent.
You tell it like it is.

You're dependant on something/someone.
You're grumpy.
You're cunning.
Total: 6

JOHANNA

You're a bold, gutsy person.
People might call you crazy. (ALL THE TIME.)
You want things to be fair.
You've had a rough time in life.
You really don't like most people.
You have short hair.
You don't like being in water.
You're defiant.
You're lonely.
You have bad memories which you can't seem to let go of.

Total: 7

RUE

You love music.
You're small and graceful.
You hum often.

You inspire others.
You’re always hungry.
People underestimate you.
You're innocent.
You're smarter than you look.
You're an underdog.
You're a good singer.

Total: 7

So I'm like Gale? Ehhh...worse people to be like.

5/10/12: Yup, I up and changed my avvie on you guys! This is a ponyfied version of me drawn by a friend (Love you, STM!)

6/3/12: School is almost over? Already? Wow... not that I'm complaining though.

6/15/12: I AM DONE MIDDLE SCHOOL FOREVER! YAY! *happy dance* (read: expect more stories soon.)

6/18/12: I have now closed the hotness poll. Legolas won. (Big surprise.) Please vote in the new poll!

6/26/12: And now for the MOST EVIL AWFUL TERRIBLE NEWS YOU HAVE EVER HEARD: I'm going to camp. Overnight camp. In the Poconos. But there's no internet connection there and no computers allowed. This means...
I WILL NOT BE BACK ON FANFICTION UNTIL JULY 22ND. Please try to survive without me. :o)
When I return July 22nd, I will close the poll up there, and begin to write the story. Therefore, vote in the poll before July 22nd if you wish for your opinion to be heard! (Why am I talking like Thor?)

7/22/12: I AM BACK! The Hunger Games poll is now closed. Here is who will be competing. Thanks to all who voted!

1. Justin Bieber
2. Gimli
3. The Balrog
4. Spongebob
5. Black Widow
6. Thor
7. Captain Jack Sparrow
8. Hawkeye
9. Lord Cutler Beckett
10. Legolas
11. A random cow
12. Gandalf
13. Bob the Builder
14. Boromir
15. Sauron
16. Pippin
17. Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
18. Eowyn
19. Barney
20. Elmo
21. Mulan
22. Perry the Platypus
23. Mickey Mouse
24. Luigi

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My Once In A Lifetime by Silvertongued Dreams reviews
'I watched as he went to receive his commission, remembering the beautiful times we had before Elizabeth Swann invaded his heart. My name is Ariana Perrin, & this is the story of how I fell hopelessly in love with James Norrington.' James N./OC. Slight AU. Rated T. **NEW CHAPTERS NOW POSTED**
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 85,248 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 12/24/2011 - [James N., OC] Cutler B.
Bonds and Enemies by Shadow's Hollow reviews
Vada is called to the council when the Ring of Power is brought to Rivendell. Lorarwin comes across the council and now, for both, their futures are changed. Can the Fellowship handle these two new members or will Middle-Earth fall down around them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,484 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 11/13/2011
One Game to Rule Them All by Boromerely reviews
It's the Hunger Games, but this time, the Tributes shall be from Lord of the Rings. The main Tributes will be the Fellowship members except Gandalf but other characters will be mentioned. May the odds be ever in their favour! Cover image done by ichipup; it's of Gimli.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 123,144 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Complete
From Undómiel to Tinúviel by janelover1 reviews
Arwen Undómiel: Tolkien tells us little, and Peter Jackson's portrayal stays flat; yet she must have been great to win the heart of a hero so discerning as Aragorn. Just because Arwen does not wield a sword like Éowyn does not mean she is not heroic - sometimes the battles of the soul are hardest of all. Canonical gap-filler from the perspective of Undómiel herself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,030 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
From Dreams to Reality by ravenriddles reviews
There are far older and insidious beings in Arda than Sauron. A young girl stumbles upon an ancient power dating back to the First Age. Now she, along with a band of elves, must journey across Arda to face the threat she awoke. The War of the Ring is over, but now begins a battle entirely different, a battle with the original dark power. Novel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 108,640 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Legolas, Thranduil, OC, Elf
No Secrets Between Us by Mirime ceea reviews
Faramir loves Eowyn, but wants to know why she seems scared of his touch. When he finally learns the truth, how can he prove he still loves her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,795 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Parallel Quest by Elf Eye reviews
Legolas' experiences & emotions during the period covered by the LOTR. Extension of 'The Nameless One' series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 79 - Words: 341,109 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
A Rose Among the Briars by Mercury Gray reviews
Pressured by his father into a marriage of convenience, Boromir of Gondor is forced to reconsider his views on married life and women in general while his intended tries to come to terms with her own dilemmas. AU Boro/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 266,514 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Boromir - Complete
Ease of Sunrise by TinyHearts reviews
"Y-You're Captain Jack Sparrow... ?" She whispered, flabbergasted. Heat rose to her cheeks, but quickly returned to ivory white. Jack grinned as he stood straight, motioning at himself, "At your service, love." JackOC Jack/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,897 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Jay, Hunter of Sues by Aena Firestar reviews
The name's Jay. Just Jay. I'm a 17 year old girl who had the unfortunate "Death of a Mary-Sue". The whole cliche car crash thing. Now I'm in Middle Earth, protecting my bros from the Dreaded Mary-Sues. M for language and Sue Death. Let's Hunt Some Sues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,686 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir, Elladan
The Fellowship's Fair Maiden by GameofWalkingHobbits reviews
She is one of the last two of her race and she is the one that joins the Fellowship. With a past with Legolas, a friendship with Gandalf, Aragorn and the Hobbits, especially Pippin. How will her being their affect their story? Legolas/OC Pippin Friendship
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,055 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
And Now For Something Completely Different by EmotionCalledBlood reviews
The tale of the Lord of the Rings told from a perspective which you've never seen before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,106 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 9/23/2011
Wait, I'm a WHAT? by Firestorm Nauralagos reviews
Mary-Sue parody. Nimril Elithil Melbereth Glossiel, adopted daughter of Lord Elrond, daughter of a Maia, is absolutely perfect in every way. She meets a girl from Earth who happens to know what she is and everything goes downhill from there. PARODY.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,217 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Samwise G., Arwen U., Glorfindel, Radagast
By Starlight by Shadow-whispers reviews
Morgoth's prison is weakening and is planning on sabotaging the Felloship's quest but Varda has a plan. She will summon two girls to thwart his attempts. With new bodies, powers and a quest will the girls succeed? AU LegolasXOC FarimirXOC *COMPLETE*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 97,311 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011 - [Legolas, Elf] [Faramir, Human] - Complete
19 Ways to Annoy Legolas by bookfreak1317 reviews
Title says it all. Each chapter is dedicated to a different way to annoy Legolas. This is NOT a list story. Completed for the last time!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Legolas - Complete
Seven Acts of Mercy by K Finance reviews
Annwn's in ME and she tells herself it's a dream. But is it? The first chapters are slow but things do pick up. Summary inside Rated T b/c she has a bit of a potty mouth. Check out the poll for this fic on my profile.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 135,564 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Aragorn, Boromir
Lost and Found by CakeyBakeyness reviews
Arwen and Aragorn are devestated when forced to give up their new born daughter. Raised in secret in Lorien by her great grand parents and Haldir, how will she cope when she discovers her true self and those closest to her have kept it secret for so long?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,013 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Haldir
Ranelen by Wandringstar reviews
In a world where heritage is everything, Ranelen has nothing. When the Council of Elrond offers a way to change her fate, she joins the Fellowship. To save the world, great sacrifices must be made, and Ranelen finds out just how far she is willing to go.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 80,721 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Legolas
Elwin An Elf's Love by harikja6 reviews
Elwin, a half-Elf, half-human, is sick of not fitting in with her boring human-hating town, so when she decides to leave with three mysterious travellers, all she can expect is adventure... but was she expecting falling in love? Lord of the Rings LegolasXOC Legomance Legolas x OC WARNING: possible OOC for some characters
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,608 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Legolas, OC - Complete
Madlibs LOTRs Style! by SongsofPsyche1945 reviews
We did Madlibs with LOTRS characters. Quite hilarious!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011
Whoa, Hey, What's Going On Here? by SirAvery reviews
During a marching band performance, a band geek falls into M.E. bringing with her everything that makes a band geek epic! NOT a Mary-Sue! Written for all you under appreciated band geeks :D It's been decided: EomerxOC!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,577 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Eomer
LOTR Parodies by SentinelSpockNimoy reviews
Just some little things I did for fun.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Uruk-hai, Sauron
The Insane Acts of the Maddeningly Lunatic Nature by Smilindolfin reviews
When Jack decides to document the insanity of his crew, it reveals that Jack isn't the only one who may need a psychiatrist! Enjoy the insanity! Set during Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,143 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
Our Adventures in the Lord of the Rings by Faramir Lover 93 reviews
This is the story of how me and my friends end up as our favorite characters in the Lord of the Rings Eowyn, Elanor, Arwen, and Mithrellas. And Hannah or Pants of Mirkwood as she is known in FanFiction wrote her own chapters. Please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 47,500 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Arwen U., Eowyn - Complete
Our Alternate Adventures in Lord of the Rings by LadyAsfaloth reviews
A parody of Faramir Lover 93's fanfiction of a similar title, done with permission of course. What happens when four friends randomly awake in Middle Earth? Hilarity, that's for sure! Rated T to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 53 - Words: 59,829 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
The Lord of the Whiskers by The Snowprincess Writer reviews
The Lord of the Rings in cat version. Please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012
Scriptless: The Two Towers by Scholar for Christ reviews
Scriptless presents Book 2! The Two Towers!In this book you will encounter flying Bullfrogs, a Gondorian prince in denial, Gollum aka Jerry and much more! :D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011
Pigs Do Fly by littledragoneyes reviews
What if LoTR characters live with you, but you don't know it until you're 25? What if Aragorn likes peanut butter? Shelob likes cooking? Uncle Pig Fiddledrat LXXVII the spider? What? It's more than Dra can take on her birthday! Oh, BTW, pigs can fly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,689 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011
OFUN: The Official Fanfiction University of Narnia by Warriormaid reviews
OFUN: the Official Fanfiction University of Narnia. Where mice clear their throats way too much, mini-serpents dog students' every steps, and Peter comes complaining to Miss Sara every other day.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Shasta/Cor, Peter Pevensie
Ink Warriors: The Two Suethors by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
Daphne and Tolkien are on a suicidal mission to find the elusive Manuscript. Melody an Madison are planning a rebellion in Isengard. Meanwhile, Michael and Isabella are trying to save what remains of the story with the broken Fellowship. Book Two: ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,796 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas
132 years later by Desert Starvine reviews
After Sauron has been defeated, a group called Sauron's chosen rises from the ashes, determined to uphold his dark legacy. When Siskiyou is rescued from orcs by a mysterious elf, she finds herself thrown into epic adventure.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,905 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011
Well Behaved Women Seldom Win Wars by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
Lizzie is in Mordor, hatching her evil plot, Sam is an elf, and Amy is madly in love with Legolas. Oh yeah, and the world might end. How will Sam fill Orome's debt? Will Lizzie die? Will Amy actually act on her feelings?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,705 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Thirty Terrible Ideas for LOTR Fanfics by McJunker reviews
Running dry on ideas for new stories? Just lower your standards and step inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
My Immortal: Commentary Horror by The Username Found reviews
My sister and I have decided to do a commentary on the in-famous My Immortal. Tune in as we go through the story with our own thoughts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,614 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Xylophone of Gondor by QueenSword reviews
Meet Elizabeth, who believes that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. "How many Stewards does it take to change a light bulb? None. Gondor has no light bulbs. Gondor needs no light bulbs" Eventually Boromir/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Boromir - Complete
Would You Like Lembas With That? by Lyrical Ballads reviews
[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,232 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Haldir, Faramir, Peregrin T.
A Festival of Lights by Larner reviews
Light has always been a part of Ëa. A cycle in honor of Hannukah.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011
The MarySue Slayer by AquaWolfy reviews
In a world such as Middle Earth, all sorts of monsters are lurking. One girl is sent to accompany The Fellowship, and help save them from the ultimate evil: Mary-Sues
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011
Isildur's Code by Mirach reviews
A mysterious note is found in the archives of Minas Tirith. The three hunters meet again to hunt for a treasure, while Arwen just tries to tell something to her husband.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
The Little Prince by Myrielle reviews
Aragorn declares Arwen the sole reason for his happiness and his little son takes him too seriously. Eldarion thinks that poor Uncle Legolas will be miserable unless he finds a wife as well, and thus decides that something must be done.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Legolas
How should you describe your ME OC physically? by Minstrel of Ainur reviews
General description of eye, skin, hair colour as well as build of men, elves and hobbits. No, Gondorians don't have blonde hair, my dear! Dwarves not included, unless you really want it! COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Complete
Keeping the Faith by Avon reviews
It's all Tolkien's with a dash of Peter Jackson - I'm just filling in the stuff he forgot to tell us.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Aragorn - Complete
Searching for Tomorrow by Ivory Muse reviews
"Because their relationship isn't sordid, forbidden, or the subject of epic poetry, but they're okay with that." Fifty sentences on Sokka and Suki.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sokka, Suki - Complete
Tainted by Tori of Lorien reviews
Gaining the friendship of a mortal child was not something Thranduil expected on his trip to Imladris with his son. But when secret plots result in grave consequences, the boy may be the king's one hope of survival. Complete! [Revised]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,113 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas, Glorfindel, Thranduil - Complete
A Broken Circle by Apprentice To The Dark Side reviews
It has been three years since Qui-Gon's failed padawan. It has been three weeks since La'Ana's master died. When Yoda asks Qui-Gon to take on a temporary padawan, Qui-Gon will have to face his demons. Will they find love? PLEASE REVIEW! Qui-Gon/OC
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,686 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Pippin Wears Prada and other random stories by delovlies reviews
Each of the Fellowship has a very odd dream.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Peregrin T., Legolas
The Raven, As Seen In Seven Acts Of Mercy by K Finance reviews
Here is the poem from my story as reference for those who are following Annwn's journey.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Complete
Farewell, Eleníel by Warriormaid reviews
Boromir left somebody behind in Minas Tirith. He promised her that he would come back, but he doesn't. T to be safe. It's short and angsty. Boromir/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Boromir, Aragorn - Complete
The Last Journey of Master Samwise by H. M. Lee reviews
Samwise Gamgee, at an old age, leaves the Shire to go into the West, where Frodo went many years before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,774 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Samwise G. - Complete
Her Journey by j1ack reviews
Arwen recalls everything that happened during her time with Aragorn as she rides for Lothlorien. Along the way, she gets caught up in a rather interesting adventure... Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
The Curse of Immortality by twindaughterofArtemis reviews
Immortality is a cold gift. Those who receive it leave so many behind. The sea is a consolation for this grief.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Complete
Tales of Arda: Tolkien Inspired Poetry by BlueRoseofWinter reviews
Full Title: Tales of Arda: Tolkien-Inspired Poetry On Middle Earth. Poetry Collection on the different people, beings, places and concepts of Middle-Earth. Each one is a separate chapter. Updates will be on-going.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2011
Just Like Old Times by Alfirineth reviews
Father and son spend a moment in the kitchen together. Just like old times. Written for the Nov 2011 LOTR GFIC Challenge -Feast- on LJ.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Scars by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
Some scars take a lifetime to fade. Legolas and Amariel are nothing, mere orphan slaves. But when unexpected fortune takes them into Imaldris, as freed elves, how will they react? How can people who have been hurt their whole lives adapt to kindness? ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Elrond
Meet The Thompsons by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
A look at what my family would look like if we had the Fellowship living with us. Chaos will reign, and people will cry and weep with joy and laughter. ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011
An Unnamed Nazgûl by Alfirineth reviews
When left to his own devices, what does a Nazgûl think about? Written for the LJ LOTR Community Challenges 'Outside the Box'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Nazgul, Sauron - Complete
20 Ways the Quest Could Have Ended by SailorSilvanesti reviews
20 short, random ways the Fellowship could have been thwarted or assisted in finishing the Quest Earlier...or not at all! O.O Mentions of random other assistance on occasion, please Read & Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
WHEN IN MIDDLE EARTH by your local birb reviews
Things I shall not do when in Middle-Earth...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
520 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MuffinMartians reviews
520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Unlikely Pirates of the Caribbean Headlines by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
Aye, thar be a curse upon these headlines... Just kidding. All your favorite characters are here, I guarantee it. But you won't like what they were caught doing... Aren't you glad it's very unlikely?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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My Immortal With Commentary! reviews
Hello! I was bored. I found the original text of this piece of crap. Two and two make four. Please review :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 27,715 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011
Tales of Randomness from the Caribbean reviews
Just what the title says. THIS IS IN NO WAY MEANT TO BE SERIOUS. Enjoy!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2012
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Mangoes reviews
-But wait, mangoes don't lay plans! Mouse Brown is the daughter of Mr. Brown the blacksmith, Will's master, who she doesn't get along with at all. When Will tries to leave Port Royal to save Elizabeth, Mouse is NOT letting him go alone. Adventures ensue!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Tale Of Epic Insanity reviews
Lianna, Xavier, and Tristan are three typical kids, at least until the Fellowship decides to end up in their living room. Just meant to be a funny story. Please R&R. My first fanfic EVER! T for language
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011
King Neptune's Logbooks reviews
King Neptune, supposedly, keeps track of all ships afloat at sea in his logbooks. Ever wondered how the books don't get soaked underwater? One-shot, set during COTBP. Enjoy! My first Pirates fic. And my first one-shot. :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Will T. - Complete
What Not To Do In An LotR Fic reviews
Essentially what the title says. There are a lot of fics that I have seen that could benefit from this guidance!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012
Lothloríen Abandoned reviews
Random inspiration of free verse! Lothloríen, after all the elves have left and gone across the sea.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Complete