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Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello! I'm Darkerose!

I'm trying to improve my writing so reviews are appreciated and make me very happy :D Any constructive criticism, suggestions, and comments will be gladly taken, but please, no Flames! They don't really help anyone do they? So why do them? Anyway... I hope you all enjoy my writing. If not please tell me why and I'll try my best to change it :)

If anyone has any request fics they would like me to do, just PM me and i'll try to get right on it :)

Likes: Naruto, Hetalia, Inuyasha(His ears are cute dammit!), Fullmetal alchemist, Hunter x Hunter, Fairy tail, The Hungergames, Artemis Fowl, Spooks Apprentice, Bartimaeus trilogy, Kung Fu Panda is awesome!, Harry Potter, The Simpsons, Futurama. I have also jumped onto the Supernatural, Doctor Who and Sherlock fanbase...I still regret nothing.

Dislikes: People who judge you without knowing you, I think that first impressions are important but don't hold onto them. I'm open to anything really, so there's nothing I really don't like :) ... except maybe for pears...I dont like pears...;P

Gender: Female

I will be trying to write more fics but I have to wait 'till inspiration hits me...or not... either way I'm at least going to try :)

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile

"Embrace your inner lunatic." - Skulduggery Pleasant

"I like it when the waiter asks you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me tea!" - Lee Evans

"Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?" - Captain Jack Sparrow.

"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies?'" - Ron Weasley

"The best way into a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you're in!" - Zapp Brannigan

"I wasn't lying! I was just writing fiction with my mouth!" - Homer Simpson

"My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?" - Phillip J. Fry

"I've got a jar of dirt!" - Captain Jack Sparrow

"You ever get lost with your wife in the car, you're completely lost, and they always say the same thing! "Oh let's just go home." "WE'RE F*ING LOST! WHAT? DID YOU THROW F*IN' BREAD OUT THE WINDOW?" - Lee Evans

Check this out...

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with a bowl of popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!".

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

That awkward moment when you're talking to someone you haven't talked much to in the past, and you both run out of things to say. So you both just sit there... trying avoid eye contact until someone else joins the conversation. -_-'

That other awkward moment when somebody catches you talking to yourself...

Ever been fixing your hair in the reflection of a car window and not realised that there's a person sitting in the car just looking at you like (O.O) and you just kind of look back like (O.O) before backing away slowly...

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Barbarians Healer by Kisshulover1 reviews
After he is taken prisoner to the Land of the Swedes, Tino soon becomes the healer of the Swedish leaders son Peter, who has fallen ill. Tino begins to fall for the handsome and gentle Barbarian leader and wonders if romance can bloom on the battle field? Rated M.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,987 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Sweden, Finland
Let Sleeping Dragons Lie by Thescentofmoonlight reviews
Anduin and Wrathion have sex. Some funny stuff happens at the beginning and end. This kind of contains somnophilia/slight consent issues but not really, and I suppose Wrathion is sort of underage but also not really I don't know. Anyway, read this if you want to read about guys shagging I guess. One-shot.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Anduin Wrynn, Wrathion] - Complete
The problem with Translating by SilentShisou reviews
Lovino Vargas is given a job in the UN, translating for a Spaniard, Antonio Fernandez Carreido, he translates speeches from any language to Spanish through a little headset. Months pass and other conversations start developing through those headphones. With a dark past both have, will their love be enough to flourish? (Warnings: Lemon in later chapters, abusive past for Antonio)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,393 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Damaged Heart by xelectrogirlx reviews
A modern re-telling of Beauty and the Beast but with fairytale aspects. "Now listen to me carefully. From this day you have ten years to find somebody who will love you for who you are." "And if ten years pass and this person hasn't arrived... what then?" "Then, Sherlock Holmes, you will die. And the way you are at the moment, the world will be better off for it."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,848 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Children of the Other Place by Perenutet reviews
When Kitty summons Bartimaeus, what she doesn't expect is the offer to become a djinn, a spirit whose home is in the Other Place. But, will Kitty accept this strange offer? And if she does, then what would she have to give up? (My first fan fiction- review...or else MWAH HA HA HA!).
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Kitty J., Bartimaeus
The unpleasantries of life by Sianascera reviews
Norway struggles to sustain him and his little brother, so he ends up working in a brothel. When a certain Dane becomes a customer, things change. But when life finally seems to look better for them, some peace threatening news arrive. HumanAu, SuFin. Warning: Adult themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 171,287 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - [Denmark, Norway] - Complete
Nymphetamine Addiction by DestineyTot reviews
All Ivan wanted was one taste, one little drop of that sweet blood on his tongue. What he got instead was a smiling, beautiful blonde and an unexpected relationship out of the whole mess. RusAme. Vampire!AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 126,772 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - [America, Russia] [England/Britain, France] - Complete
Selkies Bride by Kisshulover1 reviews
Mathias,the Seal Lord has come in from the sea to collect Nikolas for his bride. Nikolas is terrified,but then he learns that at the stroke of midnight, if the Seal Lord is not returned to the sea, he could die! Nikolas must help Mathias before it's too late! Rated M for reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,447 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Denmark, Norway
Dark stained souls by bye sora reviews
Alfred seeks revenge and save his brother becoming a fighter slave on the Snowstorm Palace where he turns a fighter and meets Ivan, the personal fighter/sex slave of Master Winter, his quest becomes darker as he falls for the slight strong broken man deciding to save him too. Winter won't let that happen easily though. Slave Au requested and filled by me. Rusame, Fruk, others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 61,661 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Confessions Underground by CountItNot reviews
Gilbert's stubbornness caused him trouble, and now he has to risk his life in a coal mine for money. However, he had no idea things would go wrong... AU RussiaXPrussia story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,077 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Unmistakable Pull by bart4nat reviews
Bartimaeus and Nathaniel have survived the fight with Nouda but how will the pair cope when Bart now has his own body? Will he be able to keep his powers? What caused this? And why can't Nat look him in the eye? Will be some hard Bart/Nat later on.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,995 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3921 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
In Vain Celebration by FrozenBrokenSunflower reviews
A RusAmeChu threesome. Takes place after WW2, this will be the last time China invites these two at his house at the same time. Release of some sexual tension between the three Allies. Russia, China and America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2012 - China, Russia - Complete
Crippled by Sora Killua reviews
The ANBU captured Sasuke right after he succeeded in defeating his brother, they brought him to Konoha and a death sentence was in waiting. What will happen when his only ally was Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 111,560 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sebastian & The Pauper by queen-of-rainbows reviews
Contemptuous physics professor, Sebastian Michaelis, finds himself in an odd situation when he rescues a dying child from the unforgiving streets of London. Modern AU. SebbyxCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,451 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
S3X SLAVE by lilredd3394 reviews
THIS IS STRAIGHT UP YAOI! NO PLOT! NO SUMMARY! JUST YAOI! written terribly but is yaoi nonetheless RATED M FOR YAOI! SluttyCanada!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Canada
The Lack of Women by uNperfectXxXx reviews
Will learns that the life of a pirate includes some things he didn't imagine. Jack/Will SLASH! Don't like it, don't read it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Antics by Anaticula4 reviews
A story in which Sherlock Holmes' antics bring him closer to Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Erotomania by Purple Luck reviews
Chase is trapped in an engagement! Now he only has a week to get out of the wedding before he takes on a Mrs. Young. Easy right? One problem. He has to do it without killing the bride to be! Renamed and Finished!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,477 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Chase - Complete
Mon Angleterre reviews
After yet another lost battle, France thinks back on one of the more comforting moments he shared with England after the American revolution. Contains a little fluff at the end : No flames please.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/18/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete